03x05 - My Secret Sleepover in the Mall

[bunniefuu]

[Jordan] Today, my daughter Salish
and her friend Harper

are having their dream sleepover
in a secret room inside this mall.

Mall security starts searching
for you in three hours. Go.

Okay, come on. Let's go, Harper! Let's go!

[Harper] Run!

[Salish] Come on, come on. Hurry, hurry!

-[Harper] I'm actually nervous.
-We need to find a place quick.

Salish and Harper better find
a really incredible secret room spot,

because in three hours, I am unleashing
the scariest mall security cop in America.

I can find anybody, anywhere, anytime.

-How about Bath & Body Works?
-[Harper] Yeah.

I'm not seeing many hiding spots.
Let's go.

[Jordan] If Salish and Harper
can make it two hours

without the security guard finding them
at the end of the night,

they get to stay overnight
in their secret room

and get an unlimited shopping spree
the next day.

[Salish] Let's go to Zumiez.

[Jordan] If they want to win this,
they need the perfect secret room.

I don't think they're looking hard enough.

[Harper] Can y'all see me?
They're gonna find us.

[Jordan] They really need
a good hiding spot,

because, no joke, the security guard is
the most hardcore guard in the country.

[grunts] Oops.

This place isn't good.
Let's go somewhere else.

If they win, they're staying overnight,
which means I'm staying overnight.

I have to make my own room too.
Let's see what we can find.

-[Salish] Here, Macy's.
-[Harper] Oh, perfect.

-Good idea. Try and get in there, Harp.
-Okay.

[Salish] Do you need help, Harper?

-Do I look like a mannequin?
-[Collin] No.

Whoa. You haven't found a room,
and you guys are just chilling?

-You wanna hurry up.
-We're trying.

We need to go now. Hurry.
We're like track stars.

I saw Salish and Harper,

so I wanna get to my secret room
before they claim that spot.

-[Salish] There's everything.
-[Harper] Everything you can ask for.

Oh!

Oh, wait. I actually
really wanna lie down.

Number one, secret room.

This is where Ben Azelart made
his secret room.

It's where I'm gonna stay as well.

Too bad Salish and Harper
didn't find this before I did.

It would've been a perfect
hiding spot for them too.

[buzzer sounds]

Push.

-Hide in here.
-[grunts]

-We can't see you.
-[Harper] Yeah.

[Salish] Actually…
Oh, never mind. I can see your shoes.

[Jordan] You have to start taking
this challenge more seriously,

because not only do you have to find
a secret room,

but you also have to decorate it.

When I release the guard, he's not gonna
wait a second to start looking for you.

[Collin] You guys
don't have a lot of time.

We have to keep looking.

-[horn blows]
-[both] Whoo!

-[Collin] We don't have time for this.
-[Salish] Whoo!

[Jordan] Number two, I gotta decorate it.

I'm not gonna do what Ben did.
I'm gonna be here overnight sleeping.

I should've gotten something
a little bigger.

[Collin] We made it.

Hi. Is there any way
that we could hide in the back?

Yeah, definitely.
Want me to take you to the back?

-[Salish] Yeah! Thank you.
-[Harper] Thanks! That was really easy.

Number three, I'm gonna basically monitor
the security to see if he catches them.

-This is so cool.
-They even have a coffee bar.

Are they already in trouble?
Has she already given up?

-Hey, little girl.
-Hey, Dad, can you come to Aéropostale?

We found such a good hiding spot
from the security guard.

So can you come try and find us?

Okay, I'll come find you. By the way,
I found an incredible spot for myself.

No way, that's so cool.
I can't believe it. Thanks, bye.

Sassy. She's just a sassy kid.

-Okay, Collin, go.
-[Collin] What?

-[Salish] Please, get out.
-[Collin] Okay.

Hi, I'm sure you're aware my daughter
and her friend are hiding in here.

-Yes.
-I have to find her.

I'll bet it takes me
less than five minutes. Watch.

-Gotcha.
-Boom. I know my kid.

Hah! Hah!

This is so easy.

It'd take me less than a minute.

I'll give it to you, if I didn't know
you were in here, I might not see it.

Oh, wait a minute.

Hi. Is somebody allowed to hide in here?

No, right? Are there…

-Uh… excuse me.
-Yeah…

-It's so scary, but--
-I know.

Excuse me. Oh.

This?

Okay. [laughs]

[buzzer sounds]

Are you kidding me?
What kind of secret room is this?

Come on out. Come on.

A secret room for a sleepover to stay in
all night. You can't have fun like this.

And if I can find you guys that quickly,

imagine how fast
the security guard will find you.

And, talking about him, you guys
already lost some precious minutes here.

You need to find your secret room
right now, or you guys are cooked.

Keep going.
I found a perfect place myself.

-[Salish] Let's see your perfect place.
-No. This is my place. Not your place.

It's my secret room.
It's not yours. Whoa! Harper's fast.

This is my secret room.
You're running out of time.

This is ours. You have to leave.

-What?
-No! Harper!

[Harper shrieks] No! Oh my gosh.

-No! No!
-[Jordan] Back!

-[Salish] Harper!
-[Harper and Jordan] No!

You can stay here, but I'm staying here.
I'm gonna give you up.

Harper, come on. We'll find
our own place. Let's go over here.

[Jordan] You're running out of time. Bye.

-We have to find an empty store. Here.
-Like, empty room.

I've set up my secret room.
Now, time to get some snacks.

Salish loves Dubai chocolate.

I'm gonna get some,
just in case I have to bribe her later.

Definitely gonna need this. This.
Okay. Dinner and dessert.

[Salish] Please, please, please.

-[Harper] Yes.
-[Salish] Yes!

See-through.
Let's see if there's anything there.

Let's go back here.

Ooh! This is nice.

We can actually hide here,
and the guard probably wouldn't find us.

Look. There's a curtain right here.
We could hang it up.

We could go to Target. Make it cute.

-It's big.
-He won't think we came here.

-Let's go to Target.
-Let's go!

If Salish and Harper
don't get caught by security tonight,

they get to stay overnight
in their secret room,

and they get an unlimited shopping spree
in the morning.

You know I'm paying.

I also don't feel like staying overnight.
I am rooting for the guard to find them.

We made it. Now we have to get everything.

Let's make a list. We should get pajamas.

-Blankets.
-Bedding. Pillows.

-Maybe some snacks.
-Yes.

We could get popcorn.
This popcorn is the best.

Khloé's Khloud. Let's get this.

I found some blankies.

Harper, catch.

Splash!

-Ooh!
-[crowd cheering]

Rice, lo mein, and vegetables.

No meat. You know why?

Salish is getting in my head about meat.
Try not to eat it every day.

-Cream soda Dr Pepper.
-Cherry Diet Coke.

Let's get coffee.
I don't even like coffee.

But it's good to make,
and then I drink it.

And then I have so much energy,
like today!

-Oh my gosh. I love pickles.
-I'm gonna get blueberries.

-They don't have Claussen's.
-[Collin] I promise you, these are better.

-Claussen's are better.
-What?

I can't just sit and eat.
So I'm gonna look around the mall.

[gasps] Twix! Twix is my favorite candy.

Hi, Dad. What are you doing?

I'm gonna get a Starbucks.
You're running out of time.

-Have you found a room?
-[both] Yes.

-Where?
-Not telling. You didn't let us in yours.

-Okay, well, whatever it is?
-Yeah.

Not as good as mine was. Mine's better.

-Uh, don't do that.
-All right, bye. Go get your Starbucks.

Good luck. One, two, three.

[all] Team Salish!

No, no. I cannot believe you did that.

I asked them to say "Team Jordan."
Of course they said "Team Salish."

-I'm Team Salish.
-I'm Team Salish too.

Can I get the Nalish Special?

I'm sorry, what?

They don't know it, but if you want it,
here are the ingredients.

We need to hurry up because
we were way too chill in the Target.

Yeah, we gotta hurry.

[Jordan] I agree,
you guys should be in a hurry,

because you only have an hour and a half
to finish your entire secret room,

and you need to hide it really well,
because this guard isn't messing around.

-Bought everything, but can't carry it.
-Can't carry it.

[Salish] We're gonna have
to make multiple trips.

-First trip done.
-One. Yeah, we gotta go, come on.

The girls are trying to find a secret room
while I'm making a Wetzel pretzel.

-Come on, Harper, we got this.
-We got it.

-Want a pretzel?
-[Harper] What?

[Salish] What are you doing?

Do you want some fresh pretzels?

-Yeah.
-I'll bring 'em to your room. Where?

-I don't know.
-Then you better keep going.

-Bye, Dad!
-See ya.

-[Harper] Let's go.
-They'll run out of time.

They are absolutely gonna get busted.

Put it down here? Let's go, let's go!

No security guard is gonna think
to check in here.

-They'll think it's a storage room.
-Normal room.

We're just gonna set up our secret room
in this part of the room.

[Harper] Wait, here, let me help you.

Three, two, one.

[yells]

-Collin.
-[Collin] What?

-You're tall enough. Give me the camera.
-Oh, yeah, I got it.

-[Harper] There.
-That was easy.

-Good job.
-Thanks.

[Jordan] It's amazing how much they did
with so little time.

They have a bed,
enough snacks for maybe a week,

and they also made
a whole skincare section.

I just hope they have
enough time to enjoy it.

I'm gonna call my dad.

He found us the first time,
so now I wanna challenge him again

to see if he can find us
in this perfect secret room.

-Hey, little girl.
-You can try and find us.

I hope this works
'cause if I find you, you're toast.

The security guard gets here in an hour.

I hope that we don't turn to toast.

Oh, you're funny. All right,
I'm gonna find you right now.

-He's not gonna find us.
-Yeah, he's not gonna.

We have a bunch of security cameras,
just in case,

but for now, since he's not even, like,
close to us, let's just have some fun.

-Let's do normal sleepover things.
-Sleepover things.

You know what? I'm gonna call in backup.

That means I brought Ben Azelart
to help me look for Salish and Harper.

Jordan!

This is my kind of secret room.

It's so boring.

The girls are currently hiding
in what they think is an awesome spot.

I don't know where it is.
I need you to help me find it.

-I've searched the entire mall. I know it.
-So let's go.

-First, we gotta check stores.
-Okay.

I built a secret room in a store.
We gotta check stores.

Jordan's secret room is boring.
I'm gonna buy you this.

-Let's make it a little more fun.
-That's a really generous gift, Ben.

-Thanks for the credit card.
-[Jordan laughs]

Oh, it was mine.

-Oh!
-Butter yellow color? It's so cute.

Okay, wait, this is actually fun.
Stop, it's like candy.

It's super gentle.
This won't irritate your skin at all.

It feels so good on my face.
This is cooling.

Yeah, it's a light cooling effect.

We only have to leave it on
for five to ten minutes.

Does anybody know
where my daughter's secret room is?

-You know?
-[whispers]

-Thank you.
-[Ben] She actually told you?

-Yes! [laughing]
-Oh!

Do you know the game
everyone's playing on TikTok?

-One, two, three, four, five, six…
-Yeah, yeah.

-Wanna play it?
-Yes!

It's right over here.
She said she's in JCPenney.

-Okay, ready?
-[Collin] Guys.

I saw Jordan run by.
He's super, super close.

-He ran by and didn't come in.
-So we're fine!

-Good job, Harper! Yeah!
-Yeah!

[Salish] We're good so far.

[Jordan] Salish?

I don't know if she's back here.
There's lots of boxes.

-Probably…
-She's not here. There's nowhere.

That girl, was she flat out lying to me?

Later, I'm setting up a sabotage
for Salish in JCPenney.

[Jordan] And this will be only one
of the many sabotages

I have ready for her later today.

We're gonna play our game.
Nine is face mask.

-One.
-Two.

-Three.
-Four.

-Five. Seven.
-Six. Eight.

-Face mask.
-Ten.

-[both] Okay!
-We have to go faster.

[Jordan] We're looking for
my daughter. Is she here?

-I didn't see her.
-Back rooms.

-You just walk into back rooms?
-[Ben] Always check the back.

There's nowhere.
We gotta go to another store.

-That was not it.
-Dude, there's so many stores.

-Six is six seven. One.
-Two.

-Three,
-YouTube.

Five.

-Six seven.
-Seven.

-Eight.
-Face mask.

Ten. This is hard, guys.

I only leave this face mask on
for about five to ten minutes,

and my skin always feels so soft.

-My pores always feel so much clearer.
-Disappearing.

I can feel them disappearing right now.
I'm not even kidding.

No, it's so good.

-Is my daughter hiding back there?
-No, sir.

-Promise?
-Promise.

-Wait, pinkie.
-Pinkie.

-One is Alani.
-Alani.

-Two.
-Three.

-YouTube.
-Five.

-Six seven.
-Seven.

-Eight.
-Face mask.

-Ten.
-Come here. Check this out.

-Oh.
-[Jordan] You said you were good at this.

We need to hurry.

The guard will be here soon, and I
really do not wanna spend the night here.

Wait, I recorded my call with her.
Look, look, look, look, look.

It's inside a store.
It's one of those closed-down stores.

-We have, like, five minutes. Let's go.
-Okay.

-Look, the light's on.
-[Ben] There's lights on.

This is exactly it.
Oh my God. They're here. They're here.

-I'm gonna get a Sour Patch.
-I'll grab Nerds Clusters. My favorite.

Have you watched Stranger Things?

-I've never watched it.
-What?

In general. Swear.

-Harper!
-I know.

You're so… What?

You need to actually watch it now.
It's the best show ever.

-Well…
-So actually watch it.

-Fine.
-We're gonna watch it all night tonight.

[Jordan] But only if your secret room
is hidden enough,

because the security guard that's coming
is on a whole different level.

If they're not in here, that means
they're in another closed store.

-[Ben] Check this out. It's closed.
-[Jordan] Okay.

This one's open.

-Uh…
-[Jordan] Testing, testing.

I don't know. Oh…

[Ben laughs]

Salish Matter!

-Do you hear that?
-Yeah.

-What is that?
-It sounds like my dad.

I got a microphone.
Is this broadcasting all over the mall?

No, we're literally hidden away.

-And nobody can come…
-In and find us, right?

-No.
-I'm really scared.

Hey, everybody at the mall,

this is Jordan looking
for my daughter Salish in a secret room.

Collin, can you hand us the iPad ?

-So we can watch the cameras?
-Just in case.

-[Collin] Yeah.
-Thank you.

-[Ben] Nope.
-They're in here, though.

-We keep getting so close.
-Fail.

This might be perfect.
There's another store right next door.

-My dad is there.
-Stop.

My dad is in here.

[Jordan] I don't think this is it.

-My dad is in here. My dad is in here!
-No, no, no…

That curtain right there, it looks
a little suspicious. It's, like, taped.

It looks like someone just did it.

-No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-They're coming. Harper! Harper!

[Ben] Oh!

We got it! Jordan, we got it!

This was it? Just the curtain?

-Yeah.
-[Ben] They're in here.

The room looks beautiful.

-Thanks.
-But you only put a curtain.

Well, I thought that no security guard
would come into a room…

-Empty room.
-Empty.

-That's exactly where they're gonna go.
-Might be a big problem.

There's a back door here.

Security guards have keys to every door.
They can open it.

If they enter through here,
they're just gonna see you.

All these boxes are right here.
There's tons.

Use them to, like, create a false wall.

-And cover it.
-Okay.

[Jordan] There are only five minutes
until the guard arrives.

The girls need to move fast to finish
hiding their secret room. Girls, let's go.

Now the security guard is officially here.

I'm gonna go get him.
Ben, thank you for your help.

-Can't believe you're helping them.
-Dad, go!

-I'm going. Good luck.
-[Harper] We have to hurry!

You're toast. They're toast.

I'm gonna win.
I don't have to stay. Let's go.

-That actually looks so good!
-That's great.

-How are we gonna get through?
-[Ben] Open this.

We have a perfect tunnel.
Who's going first?

Okay, here I go.

Oh! Guys, it's a perfect fit.

It's gone. Perfect.
And just for safe measures.

And just like that, my work here is done.

[Jordan] The boxes might keep
the girls safe for now,

but this security guard won't give up.

So they'll have to do
a lot better job than that.

The security guard
won't be able to find us now.

-No.
-Because, look.

-All these boxes.
-If he comes through that door over there?

There's all these boxes.
He's just gonna think it's boxes.

And if he comes through there,
it's not just a curtain anymore.

-It's boxes with a secret tunnel.
-[Harper] Right! Exactly.

-There's trash and ladders.
-So much.

One thing I forgot to tell them to do
was make a decoy to distract the guard.

I'm gonna send them a text,
tell them to make that happen.

They're gonna need it.

Inside is the scariest security guard
in America. Let's see what he's like.

Uh, tho… those… those are my chips
that you're eating right there.

They're supposed…
All night, that's all I got to eat.

Do you have a problem with that?

-Are you ready to find my daughter?
-Let's do it.

If you don't find them after two hours,
I have to stay here all night

while they sleep in their secret room,

and they get a shopping spree
the next day.

-How much you gonna give me if I do?
-Well, I… I'm already paying you, though.

How much are you gonna give me if I do?

Five hundred more dollars?

Okay, I got it.

First thing I'm gonna do is
check the back hallways.

I know they're not gonna
be out in the open.

Come on.

[Jordan] The guard isn't a security guard.

He is somebody who's appeared
in a bunch of YouTube videos,

specifically trained to find people
hiding in secret rooms.

He's got two hours.

But if he doesn't find the girls,
they get to stay here all night

in their super-comfortable secret room
while I'm sleeping on that tiny bed.

And in the morning,
they get to wake up to a shopping spree.

I don't wanna pay. I want them to lose.

The security guard has been unleashed.
He's looking for you.

You have two hours to hide from him.

-Are you joking, Dad? Two hours?
-Good luck.

Security guard is now looking for
the girls, and the mall is about to close,

but I have to set a few sabotages for them

to make this whole thing
more difficult.

I hid these custom-made shirts.

The girls will try and find them
without the guard catching them.

I'm gonna hide them here.

Hey, girls! I'm comin' to get you!

[gasps] He's right there.

[guard] Let's see.

[Jordan] Literally just walked right by.

Ben texted me earlier.

He said, "I forgot to tell you,
you guys need a distraction

if the security guard gets close
to the secret room."

Have you guys seen these girls?

I've seen them.

-Where?
-They went to the food court.

-To the food court? I'm on it.
-[woman] Yeah.

He's got a photo of the girls. He's
never met them, so he's gotta use that.

-What should be the distraction?
-I don't know. Um…

-What's something that we can control?
-Noise.

We have a speaker. We could
set up the speaker somewhere random.

And then, any time the security guard
comes over here, we could play the noise.

-Yes!
-And they'll go over there.

This place looks girly.
Let's see if they're in here.

-Excuse me. Have you seen these girls?
-No.

-You seen these girls?
-[chuckles] No.

You're laughing for some kinda reason.
We're gonna find them.

I'm telling you, this dude comes up to me,
I don't know, I'd be scared.

-Harper, you have the speaker?
-Yeah.

-Okay, let's go.
-Let's go.

Be quiet.

The mall's closing right now.

It's gonna be way easier
for me to find them.

-[Harper] Where should we put the speaker?
-[Salish] Far.

-But still close enough they can hear.
-That they can hear from where we are.

Somebody told me that
they seen 'em in the food court.

I'm gonna go question these people.

Harper! Harper, come on.

He's right there. [squeals]

Hide here. Hide here!

-I saw a guy--
-That was a person in a black shirt.

No. He was wearing a security outfit.

Have you seen these girls?

[buzzer sounds]

[Salish] I swear I saw him.

He was in his outfit. He was right there.

-Have you seen these girls?
-No.

-Look, he's right there!
-[both giggle]

-Did you see?
-I saw him this time. This is not okay.

[Salish] Here we go. It's on.

-You saw him?
-[Harper] Yeah.

-I have a really irrelevant question.
-[Collin] Uh-huh.

-But it's really important to me.
-[Collin] Okay.

-Where are my pickles?
-[Collin] What?

Have you seen some girls, about yea high?

When he comes close,
what sound should we play?

What if we record something on my phone,
on voice memo or something?

-Okay?
-Yeah. Okay, perfect. Let's do it.

-Harper!
-Salish, come on, come on.

-No. He's right there. Harper!
-No. I know. Go, go!

[Jordan] Maybe I should've hired
an actual security guard,

because this dude, he keeps walking
past the store and not looking in.

[Salish] Oh my gosh.
There he is. Oh my gosh.

-[Harper] Play the sound. Hurry.
-Go.

-[Salish] Harper!
-[Harper] Salish! Come on!

-No. He's right there. Harper!
-No. I know. Go, go!

[Jordan] Wait, whoa, whoa!
Where are you going? They're in that room!

[voices on recording echoing]

What is that sound? Is that the girls?

-[Salish] Right here!
-What? No!

[both squeal]

-[Salish] No. He's right there. Harper!
-[Harper] No. I know. Go, go!

I think they actually planted a speaker,
and he just fell for it.

[growls] I know I heard something.
Let's go this way.

Time for their first sabotage.

-Hi, Dad.
-I don't think I wanna let you stay there.

As a matter of fact, I'm gonna give you
three sabotages that you have to complete.

If you don't complete them,
you automatically lose this challenge.

You know how, with a sleepover,
it's a thing to get piercings?

-Nobody does that at sleepovers.
-No.

Nobody pierces
each other's ears at a sleepover.

You guys have to go to Claire's,
and one of you has to get a piercing.

-Okay.
-You don't have to do this.

If neither of you wants a piercing,

I'll come up
with an even harder challenge.

Okay. Cool, thanks.

-Oh, gosh. Guys, this is a big decision.
-How about we walk to Claire's?

While we're walking, we figure it out?

It's not fair for me
to tell the security guard

they're gonna be running around the mall,

but if he sees them, fair game.

Have you seen these girls?

[buzzer sounds]

[Salish] Let's look at the cameras.
I think we're all chillin'.

Oh, he is so close to them right now.

Just look inside that store,
and this thing is over!

The door is… Oh my God,
they left the door open.

[Salish] Wait, Harper, he's here.

What are you doing?
You just looked in there. What?

-He left.
-Okay, we have to go now.

He's right there. He's right there.

-Where's the Claire's? Collin?
-[Harper] It's there.

Have you seen these girls?

[Harper] No, it's right… Salish.

[sighs]

They don't want to tell.

[Jordan] Salish is risking
everything right now.

The guard is right next to her.

If he catches her, she loses
and doesn't get her sleepover

or her shopping spree.

[guard] When I find 'em…

I need to check.

-Harper, where's the Claire's?
-I don't know.

-You said it was this way.
-I thought it was.

-We got to turn here.
-[Collin] He's right there.

I think they would hide over here.

He's gonna find us. I'm serious.

[Salish] But we gotta get over there.

[guard] I don't know where to look.

Somewhere…

I gotta see this for myself.
Come on, Emre, let's go.

[grunts]

Hmm.

Girls! Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

Oh my God. Look, come here,
come here, come here!

There he is, right there. [gasps]

I don't want him to see me.
They're coming. Can I hide here?

This is crazy.
We'll be here to see it happen.

-You guys seen any little girls?
-[woman] No.

You guys seen any, like,
two teenagers, like this tall?

-No.
-No, we haven't.

They probably paid you.

-We can make it. We can make it.
-We got it.

[dramatic music playing]

[Harper] It's not open.

Can we come in?

Please?

Guys, we made it.

-Somehow, some way, we made it.
-Yeah.

Wait, now I have to get my ears pier--

-You have to--
-Boo!

-Oh my gosh!
-Oh! What the heck?

-I was trying to get you to scream.
-[Salish] Be quiet. Get away.

-Get out of here.
-We were here. He walked right by. Ouch!

I'm not sure about the guard,

because he walked by
a very obviously open Claire's

and didn't look inside.

And since the mall is closed,

any open store should be a dead giveaway
that something is up.

You get your piercing now?

-I guess.
-[woman] Who is it?

-I am.
-[woman] Okay.

Let's go. Okay.

[guard] Let's see.

I'm nervous, guys, but it's okay.
I'm gonna do it.

[growls]

Man, it's locked!

He's right there and trapped.

He's gonna have to go back past Claire's.
He's gonna bust them right now.

Excuse me,
someone's trying to find us right now.

So could we, like,
move this along a little bit?

[Jordan] The security guard is starting
to head right back to Claire's,

which is where the girls are.

It's okay if you hurt her a little.

[Jordan] If they get caught now,

that piercing will have been for nothing,
and they'll lose the entire challenge.

He's about to pass Claire's.
Look left, this thing is over.

-[Salish] You're done?
-I love it. Thank you.

[Salish] Let's go. Come on.

They're sitting right there.
There's no way he won't see them

if he goes to Claire's right now.

-[Salish] Harper--
-[woman] Well done.

-[Salish] Thank you.
-Have a nice day. I'm coming!

-[Salish] Thanks!
-Thanks, Claire's.

Man, Jordan got me on a wild-goose chase.

Oh my gosh, they're right there, dude!
They're right there!

Excuse me, miss.

[Jordan] Somehow Salish and Harper
made it out just in time

and even made it back to their secret room
without being spotted.

This security guard
is really struggling today.

I have a question.
Where are my stupid pickles?

I still have two more sabotages,
plus he could just find the secret room.

So there's still a lot of time left
before I end up sleeping here tonight.

-But it's not--
-Guys, my dad is calling me. Hey.

I've gotten you matching T-shirts.

All you have to do is go to Aéropostale

and find the two matching T-shirts
waiting for you.

-Okay.
-Okay.

They are so cute. You're gonna love them.

-I feel like we're not gonna love them.
-Yeah, no. We're not gonna love them.

-[both] Ow!
-[Collin] Guys, one by one! One at a time.

I just almost got stuck.

Man, I only got one hour left
to find these girls.

I gotta turn it up a notch.

[Jordan] But the less time
they spend hiding,

the more likely they are
to get caught by the guard.

They need to be extra careful
completing this next challenge.

[suspenseful music playing]

-[Collin] Right there, Say!
-[Salish] I didn't see him.

[Harper] He's all the way over there.

-[Salish] sh**t!
-[Collin] Guys, guys!

Excuse me, ma'am.

[Harper] Is he going
into Aéropostale right now?

Have you seen two teenage girls,
about yea high?

No? Okay, well if you do, let me know.

-[woman] Yeah, I got you.
-See, we got them on our side.

[Jordan] What are they doing?
All he has to do is turn.

The girls are trying to make it
to Aéropostale,

and the guard is dangerously close.

But honestly, at this point,

I wouldn't be surprised if they managed
to get past the guard again.

You know what? Forget this.

I'm gonna find a second guard,
'cause this guy's not doing it.

I do not wanna stay here all night.

[Salish] Okay!

We made it. We made it. We made it.

-That was so bad.
-Okay, where are the matching shirts?

[Jordan] It is time to seriously knock
some sense into this guy.

I thought you were good
at finding people who were hiding.

-I'm great at finding people.
-Then what is going on?

Because you passed them
like a dozen times.

I'm gonna end up having to sleep
in this room all freaking night.

-Just open your eyes!
-I think you're playing with me.

-Find these people!
-They're not in here!

They're in here! And you keep missing it!

-[growls]
-And it's driving me crazy!

[Salish] Where would they be?

No. No.

I can't tell you where she is.

I'm just telling you to turn around
kind of soon and go back that way.

-If I don't find 'em, it's on you.
-Don't worry about me. Look over there.

Why do I look like that?

-That's AI. Bro!
-These aren't my teeth, are they?

-Harper, these are AI. Look at me. I'm--
-Okay!

Who cares? We found the shirts.
Take them off the rack.

Harper, we're both AI.

-This is not okay. This is so bad.
-[Salish] This is so embarrassing.

Girls!

Girls!

He just went running
right past the Aéropostale.

[Collin whispers] Guys, he's outside.
He's right outside. Hide.

[bellows]

[yells]

You have to be joking.

This is actually so embarrassing.

All we have to do is get back to the room
and take a picture, and send it to my dad.

-Then we can take it off.
-You're right.

Fifteen minutes left.

I gotta find 'em.

I can't lose!

-[Salish] We're chillin'.
-We're good.

[Salish] It's really hot.

These windows are blacked out,
and there's light under here.

Wait.

This has to be it. I got 'em.

Salish, know you're here.

Harper. I know they're back here.

Where are you?

Let's call my dad to show him
we have the shirts on.

Aw, you guys are so cute.

All I know, Dad,
is these photos look nothing like us.

If you complete this final challenge
and you get your sleepover,

I got you guys a little present.

-Dubai chocolate!
-I love Dubai chocolate.

-Me too.
-Wait.

I'll give it to you
if you complete this final challenge.

-Okay.
-[Jordan] The sabotage.

You guys need to get good pillows
for your sleepover.

I just think your pillows
are uncomfortable.

So you're gonna go to JCPenney,

and you gotta find two
really comfortable feather pillows.

Here's the twist.

Collin is holding an air horn.
He will give it to you.

And when you get to JCPenney,
you have to blow it for 30 seconds.

Then you get your pillows
and try to get back to the room

before the security guard catches you.

Okay, good luck.

[Jordan] Just as the girls left,

the security guard actually started
making his way toward their secret room.

[Collin] Guys, guys, guys.

[Salish] What?

[Harper] Oh, heck no.

Girls!

JCPenney's right over here.

Where are you?

[Collin] Guys. Go, go, go, go, go!

[Jordan] The girls better hurry,

because the guard is getting
closer and closer

to discovering their hideout.

Man, all clear.

[Jordan] Actually, it might
already be too late.

Yes!

Salish, pillows.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh my God. He sees the camera.

Hey, girls.

I'm comin' for you.

As soon as we touch these pillows,

we have to blow the air horn
for 30 seconds.

Then we have to grab the pillows
and sprint to the secret room.

If we make it to the secret room
before getting caught?

-We win the challenge. So…
-The whole thing.

If we win, what are you gonna buy
with the shopping spree?

I think I'm gonna buy,
like, clothing, makeup, skincare.

I'm gonna get skincare.

I'm gonna get makeup. I'm gonna
get jewelry. I'm gonna get room decor.

[grunts]

I'm gonna get clothing.

-Trader Joe's Takis. I'm gonna get…
-Punch the Monkey.

-Aww!
-Punch the Monkey.

[growls]

-Are you ready?
-I'm ready. Are you ready?

[both] I'm ready! I'm ready!
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!

[Jordan] The guard has now officially
broken down the secret entrance

and discovered the girls' secret room.

This is gonna get interesting.

Now, the girls aren't there
because they're on their way to JCPenney,

but all he has to do is wait there,
and it is over.

[grunts]

I got 'em.

-[Harper] One…
-[Salish] Three, two, one.

[horn blasting]

What? Wait, that's them!

[horn blasting]

[growls]

[Jordan] Now that the air horn
drew the guard's attention,

he's back on the hunt,

while the girls race to make it back
to their secret room.

This is the last chance
both sides will have to win the challenge.

That's them!

[Harper] Go! Go, go, go, go! Salish, go.

[guard] I see 'em!

[dramatic chase music playing]

[Jordan] It is anyone's game now.

Can the girls escape
the security guard one last time?

[guard] There they are. Come on.

[panting] There.

[Salish giggles] Come on.

-[guard yells]
-[girls laughing]

He's got them. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

[panting] I'm gonna get you, girls.

Wait, why aren't you running faster?

[Collin panting] Go, go, go!

[Jordan] Only Harper ran out of JCPenney,

which means the guard knows
that Salish must still be inside.

If she gets caught, it's over.

-[Collin] Oh my God.
-Run!

[Collin] He went after Say.

The reason I did that
was to distract the security guard

so that I could go here
and Harper could get out.

Maybe I should've just went with Harper,
but whatever.

I know you're back here somewhere.

Oh my God.

-[Harper] Go.
-[Collin] Go, go.

-[Harper] This is bad. We have to go.
-[Collin] Inside. Let's go! Go, go, go.

-Go, go, go!
-[Harper] Why'd it stop?

[Collin] What happened here?
Wait, what happened to all the…

[guard] I know I'm close.

We have to be quiet.
If you see a flashlight, tell me, okay?

Guys, I just got the pillows,
and Salish is still out there.

So I'm gonna check the security cameras,
because I'm freaking out,

because If she doesn't get back here
before the security guard catches her,

then we will not win the challenge
and not get shopping sprees.

I don't know where she is.
It's, like, actually scaring me.

[guard] I know you're in here.

Hopefully,
you're not as fast as your sister.

[Salish] He's going over there.

[guard grunts]

[Jordan] Salish is hiding
by the entrance to the store.

All she has to do is wait
for the security guard to pass by,

and she can escape and win.

[whispers] He's right there.
He's right there.

[dramatic music playing]

[Jordan] This is crazy.

The security guard
actually has Salish trapped.

Will she be able to get past him?

[guard whispers] I think that's her.

-That's her!
-[Salish squeals]

[laughing]

-[Salish] No!
-I did it.

Oh! [laughs]

He got her.

Bro, we were so close to getting
that secret sleepover.

Almost. Almost.

Nobody can win when I'm around.

[sighs]

Whoo!

Let's go!

I'm so sorry. You must be bummed out.

-Okay.
-No. No.

-She got the pillows to the room.
-I got them to the room.

You never said we both had to.

You said, "Get the pillows to the room."

-Do you guys wanna do this sleepover?
-[both] Yes!

Okay. You know what? Okay, this is…

You can do the sleepover tonight.
That's fine.

-[both] Yeah!
-But wait, wait, wait!

-No shopping spree tomorrow. Nothing.
-[both] That's fine.

-[Jordan] Just the sleepover.
-[both] Let's go!

I guess I'm doing a sleepover too.

Why do I even compete when I know
for a fact I'm gonna let 'em do it anyway?

I should have gotten a bigger bed.
Good night, everybody.