02x27 - Fast Foodie/Spaghetti Theory

[bunniefuu]

[grunts]
Well, that's the last of 'em.

Thanks for handling these
produce box deliveries, kids.

There is... [inhales]

nothing more satisfying
for a farmer than seeing

folks enjoy
the fruits of their labor,

but I got a broken
ol' oven to tend to.

Bill, it's gettin' worse!

Ma, I told you
to get outta there!

I live in this house,
I die in this house.

[sighs] All right, Ma,
I'm comin' to get ya...

- Bye!
- Have fun in the smoke, Papa!

Wow, Cricket, we sure got a lot
of vegetable deliveries.

Reminds you how many people
live in Big City.

Yeah, I bet there's
at least 37, 38...

Actually, it's 3,205,416.

Oh, I was real close!

To think, so many people,
so many stories,

all intertwined,
like a bowl of spaghetti.

"Spaghetti"?
What are you talkin' about?

We're all connected, Cricket!

Our lives twist
and weave together.

Even the smallest action
of one little spaghet

- [grunts]
- affects the entire bowl!

Ah, that's crazy talk, Tilly!

There's no way
we're all "intertwined".

Stuff just happens.

You'll see soon enough,
little brother.

[both scream]

Hey, little neighbors!

Whoa, Brett, your place
is a pig sty!

I love it so much.

Actually, pig stys
are much cleaner.

Brett, you may want to consider
cleaning up a bit.

Uh-oh, Tilly,
aren't you concerned

that such a simple request
could set off

a chain reaction
of events throughout the city?

- Huh?
- She thinks all of Big City

is intertwined like
a bowl of spaghetti!

Oh. So you wanna help me
clean my apartment?

No, Brett! We got vegetables
to deliver! Jeez!

Well, I suppose this place
could use a li'l sprucin' up!

But, if I put away
this coffee mug,

you see the oil stain
underneath.

Better leave it be.

If I took out that garbage,

those flies would have
nothing to eat!

I ain't that cruel. Hmm?

Nope! I couldn't do those dishes

'cause that mold
is practically alive,

and who am I to get in its way?

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Well, great job cleaning, me!

It was a lot of hard work,
but it was worth it!

Huh? Ahhh!
Get it off! Get it off!

Ugh, these neighbors.
Causing such a racket!

Hey! Stupid adult!

Stop the distress, eh?!

You're disturbing
my peace and quie-

Yeowww!

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Whoa!

[grunts]

Anoush! It appears I am stuck.

Fortunately, you can free me.

All you have to do
is place your paw

upon the little lever
and give a gentle push

Whoa! [screams]
Too much, Anoush.

[screams] No, Anoush.

[screams] How, Anoush?

Huh? [sighs] Thank you, Anoush.

Now, I think I've earned
a little snack!

Aah... [screams]

[laughs]

[announcer] This is Channel Eleven,
with urgent squirrel news!

Maria Media here,
live at Big City Park!

We have shocking, first-hand
reports that there is a squirrel

with its head stuck in a jar!

Sensitive viewers be advised.

There you have it.

Today, jars are
coming after squirrels.

- But tomorrow?
- They'll be coming
after your children!

This reporter thinks
it's time... to fight back.

[chitters]

And... we're out.

[sighs] That'll bring in
the viewers.

[crunches]

Hey... do you ever thinkit might be,
y'know,

wrong to play uppeople's fears for ratings?

[coughs] What's the worstthat could happen?

Only a dum-dumwould actually be worried

about something like this!

[chomps]

Today, jars are coming
after squirrels.

But tomorrow, they'll be
coming after your children!

Oh, no! I'm like a children!

I need to get somewhere
where no jars can get me.

Ooh! There's the one!

Zippity zurrity,
get me security!

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...

Mr. Mayor, what's scaring you?

I don't even remember anymore!

Swaddle this man and get him
to the safe house!

[grunts]

Hm. If those fools
don't quiet down,

Master Remy won't be able
to enjoy his nap.

- Sleep well, Master Remy.
- [sighs]

Hm. I know you're there...
Viper Fang.

Couldn't run forever...
right, Tiger Fang?

I don't go by that name anymore.
They call me Vasquez here.

Well, how nice for you.

Playing house with
a cute little family!

But ever since you left us,
the Order of the Fang

has been in shambles!

The Order is no longer
my concern.

I protect the boy now.
You must leave.

It's his nap time.

Heh. Oh, old friend...

I'm not going anywhere.

- Ahh!
- [grunts]

- [roars]
- Ha! You're rusty.

[grunting]

[screams]

You haven't seen the last of me!

What happened to us, Viper?

[yawns] What a refreshing nap!

Ready for our
spaghetti dinner, Vasquez?

Very good, sir.

I still think your

Spaghetti Theory
is crazy, Tilly.

No offense, but you're nuts
and I don't believe a word

that comes out of your mouth.
No offense.

Brother, everyone in this city
is intertwined!

We all affect each other
whether we know it or not.

Hello, spiritual
and actual neighbor.

Your vegetable delivery
has arrived...

Great. Thanks. Ciao.

[Alexander]
Tonight on Alexander Kitchen...

I'm thinking, "Oh, my gosh,

I have to do
something with this.

The judges are screaming
at me to hurry up,

I can barely hear myself think.

I have to julienne the carrots,

chop the onions in triplicate,

and start my ganache!

I am at my breaking point.

[Alexander]
But that's when I realize,

I forgot to add the boullion
to the stew!

[screams]

I have to think fast
if I'm going to pull this off.

The clock's ticking down...
The judges are breathing
down my neck!

My body starts
moving on its own...

The world becomes a blur,

and I just start grabbing
whatever I can,

wondering when this
waking nightmare will end!

And then... it does.

It's dinner time.

- Good evening, Judge Terry.
- I hope you've come hungry.

- For dinner tonight,
- I have prepared

a broiled vegetable-herb salad,

a charcoal enriched tartare,

and a volcanic-salt sundae.

What do you think?

My heart is pounding!

[heart beats]

Oh, what a relief!

This stuff looks disgusting!

Who'd want to eat this?

[gasps] Let's just order in.

So if we're all spaghetti,

Oh, hey Gloria, phone's buzzin'.

Then who are the meatballs?

Hm. Looks like
I've gotta deliver

a dinner order for Alexander.

[sighs] Another day at
my boring new delivery job.

Woe is me!

Hi, I'm here from MeHungry
to pick up an order from this...

Swiss fondue restaurant?

Seems a little over the top.

[Swiss accent]
I don't know what
you're talking about!

This is a perfectly
normal restaurant.

- Oh, I, uh,
- Now you must be swift!

The cheese only stays melted
for a few minutes!

Ha ha, yeah. Or else the fondue
becomes a fon-don't, huh?

Is my life a joke to you?!

I'm so sorry, I thought
you would laugh!

- Go!
- [nervous sigh]

421 Grand Avenue,
421 Grand Avenue...

Should be just
a few blocks north.

Uh-oh.

[chuckles] Nice.

- Incoming!
- [video game music and sounds]

Dang it, it's already been
a minute!

I'm gonna need to
take a shortcut.

[video game music continues]

[grunts]

Barrels, here!
Get your barrels here!

Before I throw them
off this ledge!

[grunts] That was close.

There it is! Huh?

Nice and slow, everybody!

Oh, no. [slow-motion]
I'm sorry...

[slow-motion] What's that now?

- [All] Oh!
- [video game noises]

- [groans]
- Delivery!

I didn't order any bucket
of watery cheese!

This isn't 421 Grand Avenue?

No. This is clearly
421 Grand AAvenue!

Except the second Ais really small!

I might not have ordered this,

but I'm still going to
leave a review!

And it's going to be scathing!

[sighs] Well, maybe
we can still get you home.

Yup. This checks out.

[groans] I quit.

Hot dogs! Get yer hot dogs!

Hey! My hot dogs!

Now they'll never know
the joy of being eaten!

I mean, not to keep goin' back
to that Spaghetti Theory.

But maybe we're
more like a ramen?

Hear me out: the air is the soup

- Cricket, what's that?-You mean
that thing barrelingstraight towards us?

- Ah. Rogue hot dog cart.
- Ah.

[both scream]

I can't believe you switched
our names on the new bench ad!

We're not "Dawn and Don"!

We're "Don and Dawn"!

Dawn and Don just sounds better!

Don and Dawn is just
kind of a mouthful.

Well, maybe it's time forDon
and Dawn to just be Don!

Done and done!

- [scream]
- Ahh!

- Oh, Dawn!
- Oh, Don!

Our love is all that matters!

Our love is all that matters,
Bella.

Will you make me the happiest
man in the world and marry me?

Oh, Bash! Yes, yes!

She said yes, everybody!

Aw, congratulations, you two!

This has gotta be in my top
five most romantic robberies!

[screams]

I just don't get it!

How does something like
this even happen?!

Life is full of mysteries.

- [screams]
- Whoa!

Ain't that just the way?

[screams]

Cricket, look out!
I'ts Gabriela!

Yeah, that's my GF. No big deal.

- Cricket!
- Right!

[screaming]

Oh, hey, Gabs. 'Sup?

[screams] [groans]

Aw, man. What sort of crazy
place are we at now?

Well, how 'bout that?

Well, Cricket, what do you think

of my spaghetti theory now?

What are you talking about?

You said everything
was intertwined

but I haven't seen any
proof of that!

Oh, hey! There you are, kids!

Bad news: The oven's
still fussin' so dinner
isn't ready yet.

[both] Aww.

Man, I'm starvin'!

Now what are we supposed to eat?

Ahh! Huh?

[both] Wow!

[siren sounds]

Wow. It's as if seemingly
random events

influence each other in
tiny ways that we can't
even perceive.

-Just like a bowl of...
hot dogs.
-[groans]

[Tilly sighs]
You know what? Sure.

- Who's gonna pay for all these?!
- I'm ruined!

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet and
Got bit by a hundred flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch and
Scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog
♪

♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪

♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters ♪

♪ In seven of ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again
♪