03x19 - Chill Bill/Bunny Farm

[bunniefuu]

[Bill]
Today's the day, kids.

Our first batch of country crops
are ready for harvest.

Wow! I've never seen
an actual harvest before.

Get ready.
My dad'll be in rare form.

Indeed. Just look at that
beautiful crisp lettuce,

those gorgeous carrots,

the darling-- Rabbits?

Shoo! Shoo! Don't you eat
my crops, you pests.

Bill! Rabbits!

I know, I know.
I just took care of them.

Bill, you don't understand.

Some farmers in town
just told me

that Mass Produce put up
a high-tech rabbit-proof fence

and forced all the wild rabbits
off their land.

Which means they're headed
for the nearest farm.

Hmm. The nearest farm.

[gasps]
That's my farm!

If the rabbits destroy our first
big crop, we're ruined.

That's it. We've got to harvest
everything today.

- Today?
- But, Papa,

a harvest this big
normally takes us a whole week.

Which is why I called in reinforcements.

[Patti]
Harvest help is here!

[Good Ol' Joe]
Good ol' crops.

- Yeehaw!
- I call driving the big tractor.

- Those are the reinforcements?
- Isn't it great?

When I told them we needed
some help, they all rushed over.

Thanks for coming, everyone.

We got to move fast,
so let me assign some jobs.

Whoa! Hold on.

Nancy, can I have a word
with you?

Uh, sure-- Whoa!

- Bill!
- Nancy, what are you doing?

With the exception
of Good Ol' Joe,

these folks aren't farmers.

Who's ready to party?
I brought my bubble g*n.

[excited chatter]

Okay, sure. But if we work
with everyone's strengths,

I think we can--

Uh, Nancy listen,

I appreciate what
you're trying to do,

but we can't take a chance
with this harvest.

I'm in charge. Are we clear?

Okay, you're in charge.

Good. Now I need you to get
the tractor up and running

so we can use
the carrot harvester.

Without that, we'll never
get all those carrots
pulled up in time.

Whatever helps
save the crops.

All right, Bill, time to whip
these non-farmers into shape.

[excited chatter]

Listen up.
It's time to get to work.

Patti, you served
in the military, right?

You and my ma
are on rabbit patrol.

Keep them away
from the veggies
at all cost.

Yes, sir! Those rodents
won't know what hit them!

Not if I can help it.

The rest of you are gonna work
with me in the fields.

- Let's go!
- Hold on, Lupita.

You're too little
for this kind of work.

Why don't you go have some fun
and stay out of the way.

All right, everyone.

Let's get farming.

So then you break off
the lettuce

and chuck it
into the wheelbarrow.

Man, this looks like
a lot of work.

You know, Billy,
I'll tell you what.

You should do what I did.

Get one of them
"government subsidies"

to pay you
not to grow crops.

I used mine
to buy four-wheelers.

That's great, Trey,
but right now

we need to do less talking
and more working.

Are you trying to say
my Trey ain't a hard worker?

You got some nerve, Bill Green.

I'd get a lot of work done.

It's just those dang
four-wheelers keep me so busy.

- And the kids.
- And the kids!

The kids! I'd better check
on Cricket and Remy.

Hey, Tracy, watch me
smash these on my head.

[yells]

- Trey?
- [snaps fingers]

[both laughing]

Oh, I see how it is.
Well, get ready for--

- Boys.
- Aah!

[spits]

You're supposed to be
cleaning the lettuce.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

But, hey, you can't trust me
with a hose.

- [yelps]
- It's really fun.

We can't afford
to waste time.

We've got to get this work done

before the rabbits
eat everything.

Yeah, well,
Hector and Sunday

aren't getting
any work done.

What? Does anybody care
around here?

Quick thinking.

When you're in a sitch,
you gotta snitch.

- Boop.
- Oh, my gosh.

[giggles]
You're so random.

Wasn't there something we were
supposed to be doing out here?

Oh, yeah.
What was it again?

You're supposed
to be working,

not making googly eyes
at each other.

[both]
Uh... okay.

I'm sorry. That was dumb.

Do whatever you want.

Wait a minute! I'm not sorry!

Ugh! How do teenagers do that?

Well, at least I can count
on Good Ol' Joe to work.

[Lupita]
Hey, Joe, stop working.

Watch me do a cartwheel.

- Okay.
- [grunts]

Wow. So that's a cartwheel.

Want to see a dance?

Can't say that I don't.

[laughs]
Okay, Lupita,

Joe has to get back to work now.

Well, what about me?

I want to do something too.

Oh, I love your enthusiasm,
but--

No! No!

[sobbing] Stay away.

Wayne, what's wrong?

[sobbing]

Rabbit's gone, Wayne.

Huh? Oh. Oh, thank you,
Mr. Green.

I have a crippling fear
of rabbits!

[screams]

I feel so much safer here.

Where is my rabbit patrol?

You ought to stop
by the diner later, Alice.

There's about to be a new
special on the menu...

rabbit stew.

Ha! That's weak sauce.

Now this is how it's done.

Boom goes the dynamite.

Shh! Here comes a rabbit.

[sniffs]

Drop it now.

Meep-meep!

- Uh...
- There you guys are.

What are you doing?
I need you two catching rabbits!

[Alice] Look out!

- What the heck was that?
- Rabbit trap.

Get back here,
you varmints!

What is happening?

Run. Be free, rabbits.

- Hand them over, Tilly.
- You're too late.

I already released all
the rabbits into the wild,

where they're safe from you.

Are you out of your mind?

Don't you know what rabbits do
in the wild?

What are you talking about?

- [rumbling]
- [foliage rustling]

Oh, my...

All right, let's see
how the farm's doing.

[gasps]

No one is working.

They're not even trying.

- Wayne, come on!
- [shrieks]

[Bill] And the rabbits are still
chewing through the harvest!

All right, that's it!

Attention, everyone.

Bill, what's going on?

You guys did great today,

but your services
are no longer required.

You can all go home now.

- Hooray!
- [indistinct chattering]

Stop! Nobody leave.
Just give us a minute.

What is going on with you?

We need to finish
the harvest before--

That's the problem.

I'm supposed
to be in charge,

but nobody's
listening to me.

And it's driving me crazy!

They're all here because
they're trying to help you.

Well, their idea of "help"
isn't very helpful.

Come on. Help is help.

Honestly, Bill,
what's the worst thing
that could happen if--

I don't want to lose
this farm again!

- [all gasp]
- Bill!

I lost this place once, Nance.

I'm not losing it again.

I have to make sure
nothing goes wrong.

It doesn't have to be
all on you.

I know I wasn't much help
back then, but I've changed.

If we don't want
to repeat history,

we got to do things differently.

All of us.

[Tilly]
They're coming!

- [all panting]
- Tilly!

In the woods.

The rabbits.
They had...

Babies!

[rumbling]

That's a lot of bunnies.

Dad, you're in charge.
What do we do?

We're gonna do
something different.

Nancy, you're in charge.

Got it. Listen up, folks.

We'll get through this
if we work together.

Cricket, Remy, whoever can get
more wheelbarrows of lettuce

to the cooler
gets this temporary tattoo.

- Oh! Okay, go, go, go.
- I want that!

[Nancy]
Alice, you're washing lettuce.

Aye-aye, Captain.

[Nancy] Patti, make some snacks
for the crew.

That's my specialty.

[Nancy]
And Tilly, girl, rabbit patrol.

Yes!

Wait, Tilly on rabbit patrol?

Trust me, Bill.
Trey, wake up.

[snorts] Huh?

I want you picking carrots
with Hector.

What?

Tracy, you're on lettuce
with Wayne.

And Good Ol' Joe,
you do you.

- Lupita!
- Huh? Me?

Yes, you. I need you
to run down to the junkyard

and get me an alternator pulley
for a 1989 Jim Buck tractor.

I got a job!

And, Sunday, these workers
could use some motivation.

How about a song?

[plays]

♪ When your problems are more
Than you can bear ♪

♪ And your to-do list
Stretches from here to there ♪

♪ And you're thinking
That you're sinking ♪

♪ And you can't come up
For air ♪

♪ Remember those are troubles
You can share ♪

This song is really specific
to my situation.

My morale
is at a new high.

♪ If you've got
Too much to carry ♪

♪ I won't be your adversary ♪

♪ When you got a job to do ♪

♪ Who can count on me?
It's you ♪

Yup, best ATV
on the market.

Could probably tow
about 15 pounds of this lettuce.

Uh, okay.

Sorry, you're right. Lame.

♪ Working hard
Or hardly working ♪

♪ I'll be there
To share the burden ♪

♪ Many hands
Make work so light ♪

♪ Tag me in
I'll join the fight ♪

You all are mine now, cuties.

♪ 'Cause working together
Makes everything better ♪

♪ Oh, you don't have to walk
A lonely road ♪

♪ Just get over
Your resistance ♪

♪ To accepting my assistance ♪

♪ You don't have to fix it
All alone ♪

And that takes care
of the lettuce.

We might actually
pull this off.

- How are the carrots coming?
- [Trey] Not good, Bill!

[grunting]

I thought bunnies
were supposed to be chill.

They did not enjoy the buffet!

- No.
- [shrieks]

[screaming]

[whimpering]

Remy, hold me.

- My farm! Huh?
- [rumbling]

[horn blares]

- You fixed the tractor!
- Yep. Thanks to Lupita.

I was useful.

Now, we got to act fast.

I'll gather everyone and find
a way to clear the fields.

You man the harvester,
save the carrots.

Whatever you say, Nance.

Everybody, gather up!

Okay, g*ng,
let's make some noise

and clear a path for Bill.

- Charge!
- [all yell]

[ululating]

[yelling and whooping]

[Tilly]
It's working!

[yelling]

That's the last of the carrots.

Which means we finished
the harvest!

[all cheer]

[indistinct chattering]

[panting]

We reached a whole nother level
of bad boys.

Look! I'm the World's Star.

With a missing "A."

[Cricket]
And I'm the "Ongest" boy.

Yes, you are.

[both whooping]

You know, Nance,
I may be good at farming,

but you seem to have
a knack for managing people.

Thanks, Bill.

Honestly, it felt
pretty natural.

You really saved us.

If we can keep this up,
I have a feeling

this farm will do better
than ever.

I'll drink to that.

[screaming]

You got to stop doing that.

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪

♪ I fell out
A big ol' tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by dogs ♪

♪ Licked by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪

♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters
In seven of ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪