04x06 - Internetted/Guiding Gregly

[bunniefuu]

[♪ theme song plays]

♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

[whistling melody]

[rooster clucks]

[truck motor humming]

[chanting]
Ice cream!

Ice cream! Ice cream!

Heya, kids!
What can I getcha?

A chocolate cone! Oh!

- Two ice pops for us!
- [both laugh]

And I would like
my favorite frosty confection:

a Croblins ice cream bar!

Distinctive
for its gumball eyes!

Sorry, Little Miss.

Afraid we stopped selling those.

Wha...? But why?

My boss said Croblins bars
just weren't selling well.

So corporate
stopped making them.

- [Tilly] Hmm...
- That's weird, 'cause according

to the Internet,
they were Big City's

top-selling ice cream bar.

Well, now I just don't know
what to believe.

You sure you don't want
somethin' else, Little Miss?

No, thank you,
Mr. Ice Cream Man.

I have gained an appetite
for a different flavor.

And that is, the truth!

Well, when you find it,
I hope it's yummy-tasty!

[Benny]
Hey, evewybody,

I found a whole
buncha expired ketchup

in da dumpsta,
who wants to have

a ketchup fight!

[all except Tilly cheer]

Remy's tablet!

He was able to find information

pretty quick with this.

Let's see what else
is on here.

- You coming, Tilly?
- Can't. Busy.

All right!
Guess we'll "ketchup"

with you later...

Oh, hey, sweetie.

You on the interwebs?
Be careful now.

Just the other day,
I found a recipe

that claimed to be
"the world's best pea soup."

But it wasn't!

The whole experience
left me pretty confused.

My point is, you can't
always trust strangers

on the Internet.
Some people purposely

put misinformation on there.

Papa, please,
I'm simply too smart

to be tricked by the Internet.

Well, okay...

I'm off
to the farmers' market!

And I'm off to find the truth...

Wow! Am I...

inside the tablet?

[A.I. voice]
No, silly.

You're in the Internet.

And I'm the search engine.

Nice to meet you, sir.

What can I help you find?

I wish to know
why Croblins ice cream bars

have been discontinued.

Searching:
Croblins. Ice cream.

Thank you.

There are over
5,510,002 results.

Wow! That is quite a bit more
than I anticipated.

Oh, well, let's start
from the top.

Buckle up. After all,

I use high-speed Internet.

Okay. Ahhh!

Ooh, I see!

Everything here
is either made of

or has something to do with
Croblins and/or ice cream!

Why was I made?

This place doesn't
really answer my question,

but it sure is neat!

Oh! Hello, little guy.

I'm a Cwoblin!

And I have ice cweam!

Am I watchur looking for?

- Are you the truth?
- Ah, no.

- Then, nope!
- [whimpers]

This place sure is large.

I wonder where I can--
Ah! Huh?

[Tilly gasping]
Whoa.

Now they've really done it,

taking away our Croblins
ice cream bars...

[excited gasp]
Croblins ice cream bars?

Excuse me, do you know
something about--?

- Oh.
- Hiya!

Ooh! Heh!

Huh?

[bunny grunting]

Hey!

[gasping]

- Follow that rabbit!
- [driver] Huh?

You got it!

[ice cream truck music playing]

And she's gone.

I'm just gonna... go now.

So much for getting answers
from that rabbit...

[groans] Sadly,

fountain ice cream
is no substitute

for my beloved Croblins bars.

If only I could post my question

and get input
from specific people...

Oh!

[grunts] Oh, good!

A message board!

I'm sure random people
online will give

a clear and concise answer
to my question!

"What actually happened

to the Croblins ice cream bars?"

[beeps, digital whoosh]

Any second now...

Oh! Why, hello!

First comment!

Yes you are, good sir.

Now, would you happen to--

This message board stinks.

It used to be so much better.

Okay, well, I'm not sure
how that's helpful.

I love Croblins
ice cream bars.

Me too! Do you know
what happened to them?

- I hate Croblins ice cream bars!
- You take that back!

Check out my Crob-cloud!

[overlapping dialogue]

Oh, goodness.

Can we stay
on track, people?

I'm tryin' to get
to the truth here!

[White Rabbit]
You want the truth?

You're getting closer...

[effort grunts]

Looks like I gotta follow
that mysterious rabbit

into that sketchy crevasse.

Sounds fun!

[strains] Pardon me.

Excuse me, miss! I'm coming!

It's your boy, Itchaboiii!

Here to tell you
about Cheese-Water!

Now, come on, Remy!

You couldn't pay
for premium?

Studies have shown that
drinking cheese water

makes you ten times
more mirabulous!

Huh, I wonder
what it tastes like--

Gah! I'm being influenced!

[Tilly grunts]
Come on!

Well, wait, I need
the ad revenue--

Hoo-hoo! Truth, here I come!

[grunts] Where is
that rabbit leading me to?

- [neon sign buzzing]
- Oh, my.

This place
is quite spooky.

Hello?

I-I'm looking for information
on Croblins bars?

- If anyone has any--
- [man] Hey, kid.

You know what's betta
than Croblins bars?

Uhh... what?

[man] Croblin coin!

It's the hottest
new cryptocurrency!

These babies
will be worth a lot some day.

Probably.
So get in, while it's... cheap.

Oh, hey! Where ya goin'?

Take my coins!

Eh, smart kid.

Where could
that white rabbit be?

- Huh?
- [effort grunt]

[Tilly] You're not
gettin' away this time!

You know the truth
about Croblins bars, right?

Not knowing
what has happened to them

is eating away at me,
much in the same way

I would typically eat
a Croblins bar.

Can you please
tell me what to believe?

Well, you're in luck.

They call me...
"Agent Information!"

Ooh...

Because I'm privy

to "inside information."

That's perfect!
What was it?

Why'd they discontinue
the Croblins bars?

Well, if you wanna know that,

you have to follow me
down this rabbit hole!

[jumping effort]

Oh, this seems safe.

For Croblins bars!

Ooh, neat!

But I'm failing to see how this

will lead me to the truth.

There's a lot
of information on the web.

If you look over there, you'll
find some helpful threads.

Thanks for the tip,
Agent Information.

Sure thing.

All right, let's give this a go.

- Hmm.
- [spider] Did you know

Mayor Hansock secretly
hates Croblins bars?

I did not.

Ooh! Okay.

So, if I keep pulling
on these threads,

then I'm bound
to find the truth.

Why does the mayor
hate Croblins bars?

It's distracting from what
he really wants people to buy.

- And what's that?
- [spider] Frozen yogurt.

He's in cahoots
with Big FroYo.

- Really?
- That's right.

It has a mind control serum

that he uses to control
the masses.

I guess I could see that,
but, uh... Huh?

Hey! I'm gettin' stuck!
I'm getting...

[muffled speech]

[weakly groans]

Huh?

Huh? [gasps]
What's going on?!

Someone help me!

- [man] I wish I could.
- Huh?

But I'm also stuck. Hey!

What brings you
to this part of the "web"?

Heh-heh! Jokes.

Well, a really helpful rabbit

named Agent Information

told me I'd figure out
what to believe

by going down here,
but now I'm not sure

what to think.

Oh, that same rabbit
led me here too.

Except is wasn't "Agent",
it was "Miss."

Miss Information? Ooh!

I was tricked
by misinformation?!

[Agent Information]
I'm not misinformation.

I'm your friend!

If you're stuck,
why don't you follow me deeper

down the rabbit hole!

[echoes]

[man] Don't do it, little dude.

I've seen a lot of people
go down,

but never come back up.

Oh, come on, Tilly.

Who are you going to believe,

reliable me

or this guy?

That's fair. Ahh!

This whole time
I was trying to figure out

what to believe,
I never thought

to question who to believe.

You've been listening
to too many strangers, Tilly.

But you can trust me.

You're right,
I shouldn't trust strangers.

But that includes you!

- Huh?
- What the--

You've done nothing
but string me along!

I don't know
what your intentions are!

No! Stop that!

How can I believe someone
I don't even know?

[angry growl]
You're not going anywhere!

- [gasps]
- There's so much I have left

to tell you!

Stay down here! You'll know
all there is to know!

I won't!

[Agent Information]
You don't have a choice.

You're mine! You'll never leave!

You're staying down here...

forever!

Hmph. You forgot one thing.

I can do this...

Wait.
No, no, no, no, no, don't--

[Cricket]
Tilly!

Ti-lly!

- Hey, Tilly!
- [gasps]

You find the truth or what?

This ketchup
ain't gonna squirt itself.

Sadly, brother,
I am just as lost

as when I started my search.

[sighs] I just wish
I could've figured out

what happened
to my beloved Croblins bars...

[Bill] I found out!

One of my regulars at the
farmers' market is a dentist!

He said Croblin bars
were recalled

'cause kids kept chipping
their teeth

on those frozen gumball eyes.

But, Papa, how can you
even know that's true?

Sure, you can trust
your dentist with your teeth,

but how do
they get their information?

And what if the person
who gave them

that information
wasn't trustworthy?

- And also--
- Whoa. Whoa, slow down, sweetie.

Wait here one sec.
I'll be right back.

Can I even
trust my own papa?

I know how much you love these,

so I kept one hidden
in the freezer

in case you needed
a li'l cheerin' up.

Oop! Ha ha.
Ice cream and frozen gumballs

are a dangerous
combination.

[excitedly gasps]

We should always search
for the truth, Tilly.

But sometimes, facts and fiction
can be hard to tell apart.

And I admit I don't have
all the answers, either.

But what I do know
is that I will always have

your best interests at heart.

And that's the truth.

I believe that, Papa.

Thank you.

Ooh! Gumballs!

- Cricket, no!
- [crack]

Yow!

[Cricket groaning in pain]

Your dentist
mighta been onto somethin'.

Ooh, gumball!

- Cricket!
- [crack]