04x09 - Dollar Sense/True Cawing

[bunniefuu]

On to the 13th stop
on our Statue Saturday tour.

If we don't hurry,
it'll run off. [laughs]

Just kidding.
Statues famously cannot move.

So, y'all having fun?

This is so boring!

I gotta
get out of here! [whimpers]

Bill Green! I found
your precious little scamp
wandering the streets alone.

Better keep an eye
on him. Ta-ta!

Papa, how many more
inanimate figures of history
are left on this tour?

Don't worry, sweetie.
We're almost done...

with the first quarter!

Now, buckle up.

This next statue
is a real doozy.

The guy who almost invented
the wheel.

How riveting.

[grumbles] I don't wanna
do this anymore
and you can't make me!

I'm with Cricket!

Bill, there's no easy way
to say this,

but Statue Saturday is boring!

Actually, that was very easy.

Huh? How can you guys
not enjoy this stuff?

Oh, like this.

What? Well, that's fine.

Instead of
a Stat-you Saturday,
I'll have a Stat-me Saturday!

Think they're too cool
for statues.

Can you believe
they think my interests
aren't interesting?

I just wish I had a family
who really got me.

Whatever.

On to the 15th stop.

[cawing]

Uh, hello, crows.

Oh, you brought me a tissue.

It's like you knew
I was having an emotional day.

Like you really, truly get me!

Say, do you all like statues?

[cawing]

Oh, yeah! Looks like we got
the whole afternoon free.

What do you guys wanna do?

Well, we're planning
on working on
some of our hobbies.

Hobbies? Like what?

Oh, pan flute, paper chains,
plein air painting,

and making miniature versions
of all our animals
using their own hair.

And I knit.

Don't you have a hobby
you can work on?

We can help you find one
if you don't.

Pssh! Hobby-shmobby!

I can entertain myself.

[clicks tongue, smacks lips]

[hums] Hmm.

On second thought,
can y'all help me
find a hobby?

You guys are gonna love
this next one.

This statue
is called Abstract.

Funny name
for a bunch of weird shapes
smushed together.

What do y'all think?

[cawing]

Wow! What an interesting
perspective.

Man, y'all are so cool.

It kind of makes me
wanna sing.

- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪
- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪

- ♪ Caw, caw, caw
Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪
- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪

♪ This morning I felt sad
and alone and misunderstood ♪

♪ But then you kind m*rder
Made me feel good ♪

♪ Why, you ask? ♪

♪ 'Cause you get me
You let me ♪

♪ Do my thing
With no apology ♪

♪ You know me
You show me ♪

♪ 'Cause you're
my new family ♪

Hey, weirdo!
You know you're dancing

with a bunch of crows, right?

♪ Yes, they're birds
And we only just met ♪

♪ But I'm a grown man
With no regret ♪

♪ You see me
You free me ♪

♪ I'm letting go
of who doesn't serve me ♪

♪ You get me
You let me ♪

♪ Be in your m*rder company ♪

You've lost it!

No, I've found it.

♪ I've found my crow family ♪

All right, Cricket.

Lucky for you,
finding hobbies for others

happens to be
one of my hobbies.

So, let's get hobby-hunting!

Roller skating!

Oh! But what if we made it
a little more interesting?

I don't know if that's a--

Whoa, whoa, whoa! [groans]

Not roller skating.

Pottery!

How's it going, Cricket?

[yelling]

Stamp collecting!

Uh, guys!

Gardening?

Water? [scoffs]

If I was a flower, I'd want
something a lot sweeter.

[chuckles nervously] Won't
maple syrup attract--

[yells] Ants!

They're in my mouth!
They're in my mouth!

Look at that.
You found your hobby,

being attacked by fire ants.

Fine. We'll keep trying.

This is it.

Welcome to your new home!

Oh, I can't wait for everyone
to meet y'all.

No, Cricket.
The bottle's for the ship.

Oh.

Hello, family!

[cawing]

[objects clattering]

What in tarnation
is going on here?

Everyone, meet the murderers.

[cawing]

The newest additions
to the Green family.

You're telling me these things
are moving in with us?

[yells]

Bill Green, you better get
these pests out of my house
right now!

[yells]

Pests? But crows are cool.

Tilly, you like animals, right?

Uh, I think my animal-loving
nature has a limit.

I should have known.

Whatever! We're outta here!

Come on, cramily!

Cramily is what I call
my crow family,
by the way. [scoffs]

[door slams]

Well, Bill's going
through it today.

Nobody disses my cramily.

[scoffs] So rude.

[people murmuring]

Huh?

- [woman]
Look at all the crows.
- [woman 2] How bizarre.

What are you looking at?

You got something to say?

Oh, that's it!
If nobody gets me,

I'll embrace
the one thing that does!

I'm gonna let
my crow wings fly!

So then I was like--

- [cawing]
- Huh, what's
that noise? [gasps]

What is that?

[cawing]

It's crowtime.

Oh, no!

[cawing]

I was almost m*rder*d
by m*rder of crows!

That you, Bill?
How you doing? [yells]

Yeesh. Somebody's having
a day.

[cawing]

[laughs]

[cawing]

[laughs]

You get me now, Big City?

Do you get me now?

[cawing]

Now, brother,
I know you've tried
a lot of hobbies today,

and all of them have ended
in complete and utter chaos.

Never should've taught you
how to knit.

[sighs] I don't know, Tilly.
Maybe I'm a lost cause.

What if I never find a hobby?

I'd be so unfulfilled.

I don't want that, Tilly.

I want to be fully filled!

Don't fret, brother. You will.

'Cause I have
one more option up my sleeve.

[Gramma Alice] Is the hobby
getting me down?

We're making slime!

Oh, this is much more
up my alley.

Ain't no way
I'm messing this up.

[splattering]

And there it is.

Do not worry, brother.

Just give me a moment
to regroup and--

Oh, no. It's okay.

I don't need a hobby.

I'm Cricket Green.

[chuckles awkwardly]
Bingo bango!

Now, if you'll excuse me.

[crying loudly] Why?

I'm destined to be
a sad hobby-less boy!

Dear brother, I failed you.

[laughing maniacally]

Ah, we sure got 'em.

[stomach rumbles]

Ooh, that mayhem worked up
quite an appetite.

Who's hungry?
Bill's thinking burgies.

[cawing]

Um, trash, huh?

Okay. I guess
I could give it a shot.

Um, maybe an apple?

Ugh, not this one.

[cawing]

Okay, this one.

Uh, here we go.

[groans]

Nope, nope! Not for me,
not for me!

Uh, how about
those burgers, huh?

[cawing]

Uh, I'm good. No, thanks.

I said... Oh.

I'm not interested!

I just don't like it.
We don't have to eat
the same thing.

Listen, I...

[cawing]

[grunts] I don't wanna
do this anymore,
and you can't make me!

Oh.

I don't wanna do this anymore,
and you can't make me!

[sighs] I just got it.

Guys, stop!

It's not right trying to force
anything on anybody.

And I shouldn't have tried
to force Statue Saturday
on my family.

I gotta go
fix things with them.

[cawing]

Don't worry, I'll see you all
next Saturday...

[whimpers]

[♪ dramatic music]

[panting]

I appreciate your fondness
for me,

but I think it's time
we part ways!

[cawing]

[screams] The sun is dead!

Oh, false alarm.

[panting]

[Mr. Green] Come on, come on!

Keys, keys, keys!

Dang tight leather pants!

Huh? Knock it off! Whoa!

Help me!

[gasps] Papa!

What the...
Is that big bird Bill?

What's he doing up there?

[groans] What's going on?

All this screaming's
interrupting my alone time.

Papa's been crow-napped!
We need your help!

What am I gonna do
besides create an overwhelming

and dangerous amount of chaos

with anything I get my sticky
little hands on?

Oh. [gasps]

Guys, I know
exactly what to do! Let's go!

Lotta birds.

I'll try the trash.
Just let me down!

Hang on, Dad! I'm on it!

Huh? Oh!

Keep it up, son!

Aye-aye! [grunts]

[cawing]

[both] Whoa!

[laughing]

He looks so...

Fulfilled.

His hobby was causing chaos
the whole time!

You go, brother!

Chaos Cricket to the rescue!

I don't wanna go
to Crow Island!

[cawing]

It's hobby time! [grunts]

[both screaming]

Are you two still alive?

[whoops]

[groans] Barely.

Oh, I'm so sorry, family.

I totally overreacted today.

You mean when you swore
your allegiance
to a m*rder of crows?

Yeah.

You see, I thought you all
didn't get me.

But the truth is,
I wasn't getting you.

You guys don't like
Statue Saturday tours,
and that's okay.

I'm just glad
you're not a bird anymore.

We love you, Papa.

And to show you
how much we love you,

we promise to come
to one Statue Saturday a mo--

A year.

I'll take it.

Come here, normal family!

Stop!

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet and got bit
by 100 flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch
and scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by dogs
Licked by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my legs
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters
In seven of ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪