04x21 - Chip's Revenge

[bunniefuu]

- [ship bell dinging]
- [horn blaring]

[♪ ominous music playing]

Stay alert crew.

[all] Aye, aye, Captain.

Hmm.

Nasty fog tonight.

[grunts]

[exhales, muffled scream]

[muffled screams]

- [crew member] Captain!
- What the devil?

Rodriguez, status report.

- [walkie fuzzes]
- Rodriguez?

What's going on up here?

Huh? You're not the helmsman.

[grunting]

Listen, you, what do you
want with my ship?

[laughs]

Oh, we don't care
about your ship.

We want... your cargo.

[♪ foreboding music playing]

[Hansock] I need an advisor
to help me run Big City.

Being mayor is hard lately.

My old advisor up
and disappeared,

barges are being stolen.

And worst of all, I still
can't find my lost Shmooky.

So, why should I hire you,

Norm Alguy?

Because I'm a man with a plan.

Oh, and I found this
in the lobby.

- Ah! Shmooky-Poo.
- [toy squeaks]

Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

You're a hero, Mr. Alguy.

And that's just a taste
of what I can do for you.

As your advisor, I'll give you
and this city what you deserve.

A massive statue
in your honor.

[gasps] I have always wanted
to be honored.

You're hired! [thuds]

You've made a wise decision,
Mayor Hansock.

Now...

- it's time to get to work.
- [♪ foreboding music playing]

[♪ compelling music playing]

[Tilly] Whoa.
[Cricket] Look at that.

The new statue of the mayor
is almost done.

Aw, Cricket's starting
to appreciate craftsmanship.

He really is a chip
off the old block.

[groans] Don't say that word.

"Craftsmanship?"

No chip.

Reminds me too much
of... [shudders] Chip Whistler.

Well, now that you
mention Chip--

[Cricket] What did I just say?

We came out
of hiding months ago.

Why hasn't he
come after us yet?

My sincere hope
is that Chip has renounced

his evil tendencies
and become a good person.

What? It's a nice thought.

Well, I wouldn't
hold your breath, Tilly.

[ground rumbling]

- What was that?
- The sound of negligence.

When's the last time
you changed

the oil on this thing?

[scoffs] Excuse you.

I keep my Kludge
in tiptop shape.

- [Cricket and Tilly screaming]
- [tires screeching]

- Huh?
- No!

- [♪ tense music playing]
- Taxi.

Cheese!

[both yell]

[♪ music crescendos and stops]

[whirring]

[sighs] We're stuck.

What is all this junk?

It looks like rotten produce.

[Maria Media on video]
Breaking news.

We now go live
to the Mayor's office.

Citizens of Big City.

Today is a dark and stinky day
for our beloved home.

A rain of rotten produce
has halted our transportation,

contaminated our water supply,

and interrupted my nap time!

But thanks to my new advisor,

I've gotten to the bottom
of what happened.

There's been a group
of nefarious farmers

who are dumping and stuffing our sewers
full of unsold produce,

resulting in a giant
produce-cano.

And I've been shown conclusive evidence
as to who's responsible.

The Green family.

[gulps]

I've raised the bridges
to prevent their escape,

but they could be anywhere.

So, we'll need your help
to apprehend them, Big City.

Find the Greens
and bring them to me.

Okay, so I realize
how this looks,

- but let's all just--
- Get 'em.

Wait!

Mayor Hansock is lying.
We didn't do this.

[shouts] Then why are
your faces literally on the evidence?

But we don't even
use produce stickers.

I get the feeling
we're being set up.

Yeah, but who would wanna pin
this kind of thing on us?

[Tilly, Cricket, Gramma Alice and Bill]
Chip Whistler.

That guy was banned
from Big City.

It couldn't be him.

Besides, why isn't his face
on the stickers?

You're the reason
the streets are all slimy!

[grunts] Don't you see?

Chip's trying
to frame my family.

Chip turned the whole city
against us.

He's gone too far this time.

Uh, Papa, we need a plan.

- Plan? We need a miracle.
- [helicopter whirring]

- Huh?
- Greens get in!

Oh, thank Remy.

- [pedestrian] Oh, no.
- [complaining indistinctly]

Phew. Thanks for saving us
from the bloodthirsty citizens

that once accepted us
as their own.

Yeah, at least somebody
believes we didn't do this.

Of course. But what's
your next move?

We get a rich kid
and his butler to fly us

as far away
from this place as possible.

Understood. Plotting
a course for... What the...

- [clangs]
- It's them, the city ruiners.

[indistinct shouting]

Greens must pay!

[yells]

We're going down!

Everybody brace yourselves!

[all scream, grunt]

[helicopter crashes]

Remy! [panting]

- You guys okay?
- Yeah, but Vasquez...

That's me.
Va-squeeze. [chuckles]

[exclaims]

...hit his head pretty hard.

I'll take care of him.

But you gotta get out of here
before the mob finds you.

Stay safe.

I'll do my best, buddy.

[woman in distance] You city-ruiners!

- [♪ intense music playing]
- Let's go.

Bridges are up here.
Air travel's a no.

The only way out is by boat.

Then let's head to the docks.

- [all panting]
- [Tilly, Gramma Alice and Cricket exclaim]

- I can't wait to get the Greens.
- Keep your eyes peeled.

How are we gonna make it
all the way to the docks

with our faces plastered
on every piece of rotten fruit?

We need a plan.

- Hmm...
- Hmm...

Hmm...

[gasps] Tilly has an idea.

We'll simply
disguise ourselves as we do on the 'Ween.

[grunts]

It appears the door is locked.

Is there no other way in?

We could try looking, but we don't know
when the mob's gonna show up again.

Maybe there's a window
on the other side.

[Gramma Alice] We don't
have time.

[Tilly] Or maybe there's
another Halloween store?

- [♪ eerie music playing]
- [laughing]

[grunting]

- I suppose we could try--
- [screaming]

Whoa.

Wow, Cricket,
how'd you do that?

[grunts]

Sorry, y'all. I don't know
what came over me.

I just started thinking
about Chip,

and my body welled with rage.

Don't be sorry.
That was amazing.

Yeah, fury's
a great motivator.

I feel... so powerful.

Good for you, boy.

Now, chop-chop, let's shop.

- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [giggles]

- [shutter clicking]
- [Tilly and Cricket exclaiming]

- [shutter clicks]
- [Tilly] Ah-ha.

- [shutter clicks]
- [♪ music stops]

Cricket gets to be the sailor.

Aw, but he always
gets to be the sailor.

Come on.
We're almost at the docks.

Luckily, we haven't run
into any-- [exclaims]

[Greens scream]

Oh, sorry. We thought you were
the scourge of the city.

The Green family.

Uh, we are certainly not.

Hey, you guys should join us.

We're out patrolling for those
trash-dumping hillbillies.

They're unsavory
characters, all right,

but we've already got plans
with another mob across town.

Aw, come on.

We just came back
from the Green's house.

Totally trashed the place.

[softly] They were
at our house?

Sure hope Gloria's okay.

- [snoring]
- [things rattling]

Shut up, Cricket.

We're about to go back
for round two.

You sure you don't
wanna come?

[chuckles nervously] Oh, no.

We're just not
in the raiding mood right now. Thanks.

You know, the Greens
are a family of four,

and you're a family of four.

- [voice shaking] Uh-oh.
- [mob leader] I ain't smart,

but if I didn't
know any better,

I'd say you were the Greens.

[gulps]

I gotta do something.

[ominous laughter]

That'll do just fine.

[yelling]

The boy's clearing the path.
Let's bounce.

[grunting]

Hiya! Come on, family.

- [Gramma Alice] You're crushing it today.
- Get 'em!

[all panting]

- [exclaims]
- [pops]

God darn wooden leg. [grunts]

[♪ intense music playing]

[all panting]

- [gasps]
- No boats. What are we gonna do?

[shouting]

[ship horn blows]

Hiya, Greens. Get in.

Officer Keys.

We're saved.

- [engine revving]
- [splashes]

Sorry, Chip. Your plan failed.

- The Greens are home...
- [boat thuds]

...free?

The mayor's statue?

Uh, Keys,
why'd you bring us here?

Because the mayor told me to.

[Greens yell]

Keep it moving, people.

Oh, Mr. Mayor.

[Hansock] Finally.

Now, you guys will pay
for turning my city

into a compost bin.

Ugh, can't you see?
We didn't do it.

Chip Whistler did.

My new advisor told me
you'd say that,

didn't you, Norm?

I certainly did, Mayor.

But you know what?

The kid's right.

[screaming and thudding]

Chip Whistler
is behind all of this.

[growls, screams]

Whoa.

[grunts]

What the? Ninjas?

Green family, allow me
to introduce you to my family,

The Order of the Fang.

And how did I
pull this all off, you ask?

No one asked.

Hiding in plain sight
as Norm Alguy,

I bided my time

and meticulously
put together the ultimate plan.

We started small. The theft
of a simple stuffed animal.

Then, we went bigger,
nabbing the mayor's advisor,

creating a vacancy
at City Hall, which Norm would soon fill.

Meanwhile,
the Order of the Fang raided the docks

and stole several
barges worth of produce.

Then my live-in girlfriend,
Babe, used her graphic design degree

to create fake
produce stickers,

and Greg did...

- Greg stuff.
- It's a living.

[Chip]
The Order filled the sewers

until they were set to burst.

And then, I unleashed
a rotten produce-cano.

With the idiotic Mayor
hanging onto my every word...

- Hey.
- ...I easily framed the Greens for it,

and weaponized
the entire city against them.

Sounds like a lot of effort.

Why didn't you just
try to k*ll us?

Because I wanted you
to feel the pain that I felt

when you turned
all of Big City against me.

[Hansock] Now, wait
one second.

Where'd Norm go?

He'll straighten all this out.

He built me a statue.

- [♪ ominous music playing]
- [laughs] Did he?

Or did he trick you
into spending millions in taxpayer dollars

- to build an impenetrable evil fortress?
- [beeps]

- [expl*si*n]
- [rumbling]

Hansock, Keys,

thanks for all your help,

but I no longer
have any need for you.

You three, give 'em...
the boot.

- Hey.
- [both thud]

- [clangs]
- Whoo. I don't wanna be that guy,

but it's more of a shoe
than a boot.

This couldn't get any worse.

- Oh, you naive hicks.
- [♪ foreboding music playing]

It can and it will.

[laughing maniacally]

[soft growl]

[thunderclaps]

Today, I will finally
get my revenge,

not only on you country trash,

but the entire city
of people who wronged me.

Good news, Big City.

With your help,
the Greens have been captured.

[cheering]

[Chip] And your reward?

- Doom.
- [all] What?

Remember me?

Chip Whistler,
the man you banned?

Well, I'm back.

Chip Whistler's back?

That's what he just said.

The produce-cano was just
a small taste of what's in store for you,

because my henchmen
have rigged the city

with enough TNT
to decimate everything.

And all that will be
left standing is my statue

- towering over the city that I blew up!
- [expl*si*n]

- [laughs]
- [people gasp]

Oh, no.

- We gotta get out of here. [screams]
- Go, go, go...

You can run,
but you can't escape.

Huh, priceless.

And it's gonna get even better

when you Greens have to watch
all your friends go "Boom".

- [gasps]
- [grunting]

Do you know
what this key is for?

It's the key to my heart.

No, Babe, we've...
we've been through this, okay?

No, this is the detonator key.

Oh. [chuckles] Right.

I have been
a little distracted

since we got engaged.

Yes, yes, we got engaged,
but stay focused.

- [Babe chuckles] Okay.
- Chip, it's too late

to turn away
from your path of vengeance.

You don't have to do this.

Ugh, so predictable.

[mockingly] The bad guy
has a change of heart.

No thanks.

Don't waste your breath
on him, Tilly.

Chips as broken as his teeth.

[grunts] My broken teeth
are your fault, you wretched little...

[inhales] You know,
it's not worth it.

Not when I have this.

Take a good look
while you can, Greens.

It will be the last
you'll ever see of this place.

- [Tilly, Gramma and Bill gasp]
- [Cricket grunts]

[Chip] Goodbye, skyscrapers
and goodbye stores.

Grr...

[Chip] Goodbye, museums.
Goodbye, tours.

Grr!

Goodbye, Gloria.

Goodbye, Remy.

[breathing heavily]

Goodbye all of Big City.

[chuckles]

[grunts, screams]

Son, you've got to go
get that key before Chip.

- It's the only way to save Big City.
- On it.

No!

Order of the Fang, get down there
and retrieve the key before Cricket.

[all] Yes, master.

- [Wolf Fang howls]
- [Spider Fang hisses] Spider-walk.

- Why do her limbs move that way?
- Now, that is horrific.

Babe, take the other Greens
to the eardrum.

Okie-dokie.
And what will you do?

Oh, I'm gonna wait right here
until I get my detonator key.

And then
I'm gonna end Big City.

Fun!

I can't believe Chip
sent me down here to fix this copier.

Now I'm gonna miss
the city exploding.

Oof! Huh?

Whoa, cool! What is this?

[groans] Give me that key,
Wholesome Greg.

I don't think Chip
would like that.

I need that key to stop
your boss from blowing up the city.

And I'm not gonna
let you stop me from stopping Chip.

Oh, okay.

Bring it on, kid.

[Wolf Fang] The key
should have fallen down here.

Keep your eyes peeled.

[Spider Fang]
What happened here?

Doesn't matter.

We just
have to find-- [exclaims]

Oh! Ah, ah! Ah! Ah!

- [sighs] It's just Wholesome Grant.
- It's Greg.

Listen, you gotta
get out of here.

I underestimated him.

[strained] Save yourselves.

Haha! The key.

- Thanks, Grug.
- [Greg] It's Greg.

- Let's get this to the boss.
- [metal clanging]

What the--

Oh, no, you don't. [screams]

[all screaming]

[fighting and grunting noises]

What is this place?

You're in the eardrum, silly.

My fiance designed it
to drive you insane.

I just love
saying the word "fiance".

Now, I'm
a first-time torturer.

So bear with me.

You're crazy!

Crazy in love. Anywho...

Here's some specially selected sounds
to destroy your mind.

- [distorted sounds playing]
- Oh, no. No, that's a cow in distress.

That's the sound of a Kludge.

But the motorist doesn't know
how to drive stick.

He's ruining the transmission!

[young woman] Like, adulting
is sooo cringe and mid.

[young man] Yeah,
and chillin' is peak.

Is that young people
jibber-jibber?

[all screaming]

[grunts] Master, hurry!

The boy, he's coming.

You're a trained assassin.

Why are you afraid of a--

- [screams]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]

Your reign of terror
is over, Chip.

Wait a second, you defeated
the Order of the Fang?

That's right. And you're next.

[chuckles] Okay, okay.

But before all that,
let's play a little game.

- [timer beeps]
- [gasps] Grr...

Looks like you have
a choice now, Cricket.

You can try to disarm the detonator
before all of Big City explodes,

or you can stop me
from escaping.

But you can't do both.

Until next time. [laughs]

Grr! I won't let there
be a next time.

No matter what it takes. Ah!

[all screaming]

Hiya, party people!

Have you got insane yet?

I've got a plan.

Follow my lead.

We-- Hear-- Wedding--

Huh? What about my wedding?

[imitating radio breaking up]
Wedding theme?

You want to know
my wedding theme?

[all imitating
radio breaking up]

Fiddle-sticks!
The intercom isn't working.

I'll just come in
and tell you.

It's "Beach and Bad guys."

Hee-yah!

If she really
wanted to t*rture us,

she should have just talked
about her wedding the whole time.

[Chip breathing heavily]

Chip! This isn't over.

You're not going anywhere.

You actually came after me?

You're crazy,
little rage monster.

A rage monster
that's gonna end you once and for all.

Huh? [grunting]

[groans]

[screaming]

All right, playtime's over.

- Where's Chip?
- And Cricket?

We can't worry
about that right now.

We gotta stop that detonator.

Right.

Okay, okay. What do I do?

Just grab it.

- Just grab it?
- Just grab it!

Okay, fine.

[automated voice]
Abort sequence initiated.

[all cheering]

[automated voice]
To complete abort sequence,

face scan required
from Chip Whistler.

[all] No!

[automated voice]
Or Chip's new fiance, Babe.

We can work with that.

Look at you.

You're so angry.

You're not even
thinking anymore.

- What is wrong with you?
- Grr!

[screams]

[Chip yells]

Ah! Uh...

Hey, just
take it easy, Cricket.

We can talk this out.
No need to be so angry.

"No need to be angry?"

You've tried to destroy me
and my family over and over again.

And now you're gonna pay
for what you've done.

- We're back.
- She's still out cold.

Hurry! Scan her face.

Okay, okay.

[automated voice] Scanning.

Access denied.

User unconscious.

What are the chances
she wakes up in the next 15 seconds?

Wait, I have an idea.

Hey, Babe...

[whispers] It's your
wedding day.

My wedding day!

[automated voice] Scanning.

Access granted, detonation
sequence terminated.

[both] We did it!
We saved Big City!

[Gramma Alice]
We did it. We did it.

[Chip] No! Wait,
please, please.

You don't need to do this.

[gasps] Brother!

We stopped the detonator.

Don't do anything
you'll regret.

You stopped the detonator?

I mean, good.

See? No harm done.

Now you can just
help me up and we can--

I don't want to hear it!

Tilly, he ain't ever gonna
give up being evil.

He deserves this.

Cricket, wait! You're right.

He's led by anger.

Filled with hate,
motivated by revenge.

But right now, so are you.

If you do this,
you'll be just like Chip.

What? I'm nothing like...

...him

Tilly's right.

I abandoned Big City
just to get my revenge.

Ahh! Ah!

[screaming]

[gasps] Huh?

Hey, you're saving me?

I know if the roles
were reversed,

you would have
stomped my fingers.

But I refuse to be like you.

I can't believe it.

After all I did.

Cricket...

you are such

a stupid idiot!

Of course you
couldn't do it. [laughs]

And now it's gonna
cost you your life.

Ahh! Oh! Ohhhh!

Ahhh! [thuds]

[groaning]

[chuckles] Man,
I can't believe we saved the city just--

Is that Cricket down there?

Is he okay?

I think...

he's gonna be just fine.

[Wolf Fang howls]

[Chip grumbling]

[hisses]

[crowd cheering]

Huh? What's going on?
What's happening?

Big City is now almost


thanks to help from the Greens
and droves of citizens.

Meanwhile, Chip Whistler
is serving a triple life sentence.

[sighs]

Cheer up, hon.

At least you get to serve
all of them with me.

Well, Cricket, my boy,

would you like
to do the honors?

You bet I would.

So long for good
Chip Whistler.

You love to see it.

I'm just happy
we finally get to go home.

You got that right, Papa.

So how you feelin', brother?

I'm feeling like myself.

- [Mr. Green] Cricket!
- [chuckles] Coming.

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet and
got bit by a hundred flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch and
scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by dogs ♪

♪ Licked by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪

♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters
in seven of ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow,
I'll do it all again ♪