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Idiots (2026)

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Idiots (2026)

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[ Clicking ]

[ Paper rustling ]

-[ Clears throat ]

[ Paper rustling ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Glasses clatter ]

-I don't know what's

the matter with you, Davis.

I really don't.

-I don't either, sir.

-I mean, that mess

at the zoo last month.

Now this?

I know.

-I mean, how many

of those young people

went on this movie field trip?

-Uh...

Ben.

Jamie. Andrea.

Tamika. Malcolm.

John B. John W.

I took Dennis, Julie,

Dante, Scott.

Jarrod came.

Nikki, Igor, and Mike.

And myself.

-Had you seen this film

before you took 'em?

-No. No, sir.

-Had you heard

anything about it?

-From my understanding,

it was about Christ

and temptation and whatnot

and something cool

for the kids.

You know, hip.

-Edgy.

-Yeah. Yeah. Exac-- Exactly.

-You know what "NR" means?

Not Rated?

Used to mean Rated X,

but they changed it.

-I know that now.

-Miss Cheatham

wrote in her complaint,

"Jarrod came home and said,

'We saw dongs going in.

The people in the movie

were nude with no clothes, Mom.

And we saw dongs going in."

-It was just one dong.

-What?

-It was just one.

And you didn't see it going in.

It was the editing.

It was all in your mind.

-Even if it wasn't going in,

you saw a dong

and you stayed

the rest of the movie

and allowed kids to stay.

-Yes, sir.

-Yeah, this is over.

You-- Give me

the keys to the van.

-Sir, please. Okay.

W-What am I supposed to do?

-You got another job,

don't you?

-Yeah, but those kids

don't like me.

-Davis, I'm not sure

these kids like you.

And, in fact, if I were you,

I'd spend less time

worrying about who likes me

or how people feel about me

and spend more time

trying to like yourself.

Taking kids to see

an intercourse movie

to be hip?

That ain't it.

-I'm a bad person.

-No, you're not.

You just make bad choices.

My keys.

Want 'em.



-You look at me

when I'm talking to you!

Sitting up here acting like...

You...dirty m*therf*cker.

Oh, don't put your head

down now!

Boo! He come home talking to me

about some dongs!

You nasty-a*s,

perverted m*therf*cker!

[ Baby coos ]



"Idiots."

[ g*nsh*t ]

[ Chatter ]

[ Telephones ringing ]

-Hello. This is Stacy with

Helping Hand Debt Resolution.

Is this Mrs...

-Hi. This is Helping Hand

Debt Resolution.

Can I speak

to John Swafford, please?

-Hello. This is Helping Hand

Debt Resolution.

Can I speak

to Matthew Strawn, please?

[ Chatter ]

[ Gargling ]

-[ Chuckles ] Okay. Here we go.



Oh, that dude's f*cked.

Oh, sh*t.

[ Laughing ]

-[ Grunting ]

Oh, sh*t! Oh, his ankle!

Oh, sh*t!

-I'll f*ck you up!

-I'll f*cking k*ll you!

-f*ck you!

-What?



I'm not a f*cking

mind reader, man.

-Hey, Mark, can I talk

to you for a minute?

-[ Chuckles ] What?

What, are you

f*cking kidding me?

-I fought for you.

-I bust my a*s for this place.

My a*s!

-Well, I know that,

but it's a numbers thing.

They've got spreadsheets.

-f*ck out of here

with that nerd sh*t.

Okay? What about loyalty?

Seniority?

Connie's only been here a year.

Lose her!

-We're cutting her, too.

Lots of folks, actually.

It's-- It's kind of a bloodbath.

-What? This is my job.

-I know.

-My job, man!

My job!

-I know, bro. I'm-- I'm sorry.

[ Telephone ringing ]

-Aah! Aah!

What the f*ck, Brian?!

-[ Screaming ]

-It's incredible!

-[ Snorting ]

[ Indistinct chatter ]



-Here come the goodies

[ Laughs ]

-Being eaten by demons.

-[ Coughing ]

[ Inhales sharply ]

-The store is open.

-You know what? f*ck it.

I'm better than them.

I don't even care.

-Yeah. Yeah.

-You got any painkillers?

-No. No.

I got some 40-mil Lopadrol.

-What the f*ck is that?

-It's like, uh, animal

tranquilizers or something.

Horses or...

-Oh, yeah.

-I don't know.

What else do I have here?

Oh, I got some

Dark Web tincture,

but you got to be careful

with this sh*t.

Like one or two drops,

this sh*t will spin your wig.

-Less talky, more gimme.

Alright. 150. Okay.



-So, what are you gonna do?

-Good question, honest workers

being out of fashion these days.

-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I got something if you want it.

-What? No, I'm not pushing

a wiener cart, man.

-Not-- [ Laughs ]

Not with me.

My buddy Huff

got another DUI,

so they took his truck away,

but before that,

he was doing the transport gig.

Was driving the rehab kids.

-Okay.

-So they need another guy.

-[Coughing ]What?

Dude, I'm not

a f*cking babysitter.



[ Snorting ]



How much they pay?



[ Tires screech ]



[ Engine shuts off ]



[ Man coughing ]



[ Door beeps ]

[ Bells jingle ]

-Hello?

-Notary.

Two pieces I.D.

-Oh. Uh, no.

I'm here about the, um,

uh, transport job?

-Oh. Huh.

Okay. Just one I.D., then.

Preferably something

with a picture.

But, you know, whatever.

You know what we do here?

-Uh, drive delinquents

to jail or something?

-[ Sighs ] Jail to court

is the State Troopers.

We operate private,

subcontracted by a family's

legal representative

to transport their loved ones in

distress to treatment locations.

It's a very personal,

very delicate service

we offer to people

who are dealing with

extremely difficult

circumstances.

Now, you got brass knuckles,

anything like that?

-Well, my--

my keychain is real heavy.

-Perfect.

Your rate plus expenses are paid

after the client is delivered.

You'll need to sign those forms.

[ Door opens ]

[ Bell jingles ]

Oh, okay.

Here's Davis. This is Mark.

I'm gonna get his feet wet

with you on the Kimberly thing.

-Um, yeah. About that.

The point is,

I just don't have a van.

-You got me f*cked up

with this.

First Hufferson. Now you?

I got no wheels.

-I know. I know.

I'm-- I'm sorry.





-[ Spits ] f*ck it. Get a wash.



-So, how do you want to do this?

-What do you mean?

-I figure you got

the body mass,

so you're the logical one

to restrain him.

And I can work

the psychological angle.

"It's over, f*ck.

You're not going anywhere."

Like that.

-That's not how it works.

-Well, I thought

these were bad eggs.

-Eggs?

-Yeah, like psychos

and junkies and sh*t.

-They're ch--

They're children, alright?

Frightened

and confused children.

They deserve our respect.

-Whatever.

But if someone makes

a move on me, I'm gonna react.

I'd expect you

to understand that.

-What?

-Get that wax.

-What do you mean,

you expect me to--

Why would I-- Why would you

expect me to understand that?

Alright. Just follow

my lead on this, okay?

You don't know me.

Just know I got three years'

of experience on this.

Don't do anything

until I tell you.

And you're not a cop

or a bounty hunter.

-Why were you crying?

-I wasn't crying.

-Well, I saw you.

-No!

No, you didn't.

-Okay.



[ Gates creaking ]





f*cking trying too hard.

-Just don't

embarrass me, please.



Hey!

[ Doorbell rings ]

-I thought you slowed down

for me to do it!

-Nobody slowed down.

-You can still push it. You...

-[ Sighs ]





-Dorindo?

-There is a man

who wears pink panties



Comes to brothel every night



-Sheridan.

-There's monsters

naked in the closet

[ Music shuts off ]

-It's time.

-And what if I k*lled myself?

-No. No.

That's a permanent solution...

to a temporary problem.

We're here to help.

-[ Whimpers ]

I'm ready.

-We're gonna have to

pat down your pockets.

Back of the hand, okay?

-Mm-hmm.

[ Patting ]

-Back of the hand.

[ Patting ]

Okay. You're good. Ready?

-Yeah.

-Okay.







-You're not gonna give us

any problems, are you?

-Mr. Southard? Please.

-He can speak.

You're not gonna

squirrel on us, are you, kid?

-I'm not gonna do anything.

-See? I'm just setting

some ground rules.

Little f*ck!

Oh. Ohh! I knew it!

I f*cking knew it.

-Mark! Stop!

[ Both panting ]

-Okay.

[ Bone cracks ]

Ohh! Aah! Aah! My ankle!

Oh, no!

-I-I appreciate you letting

my partner use the facilities.

And I'm-- I'm sure

it wasn't a number two.

And don't worry about Sheridan.

He's in great hands.

-Hm.

I would advise you

to be very careful.

-Oh, we treat all of our clients

with the utmost care

and respect.

-I mean, careful of him.

-What do you mean,

Mrs. Kimberly?

-Oh, no. I'm Miss Waingro.

I'm the estate guardian

and the legal facilitator.

Mr. and Mrs. Kimberly

are at the chateau.

Okay, by the terms

of this agreement,

sponsored by the office

of the State Attorneys General,

you are now legally responsible

for Sheridan Foxworth Kimberly

until such time

he is physically admitted

to the treatment facility

indicated herein.

Good day.



-So, what do your folks do?

-Have you ever heard

of Cole and Kimberly?

-Diapers and toothpaste

and whatnot?

-Yeah, it's my dad.

And my grandfather, actually.

And some dude named Cole.

But now it's just my dad.

-Oh.

-Well, I guess millionaires

have their challenges in life

like everyone else.

-Billionaires, too.

-How about your dad?

-He passed,

but he worked as a line cook.

-Hm. I think that's great.

-Hey. You gotta drive.

Since my foot's

all f*cked up now.

-Okay. Okay.

-And just be careful.

I got my eye on a trade-in.

-Okay.



Clogged your f*cking john,

smart guy.

[ Door opens and closes ]

[ Rock music plays ]





Get that sh*t out of here.

[ Music shuts off ]

-Seat belt.

Please.

So, Sheridan...

-It's my f*cking car.

-What's your drug of choice?

-What?

-That right there

is the first question

they're gonna ask you

at Fresh Path.

-[ Chuckles ] I'm not

going there for drugs.

-Denial ain't just

a river in Egypt.

-Good one.

-Okay, then. Weed, I guess.

-Ah. Devil's grass.

Now, that--

that'll sneak up on you.

First, it's recreation.

-Whoa, whoa, wait.

You going to rehab for weed?

-Hey!

-No. That's fine.

-Unbelievable, man!

Participation-trophy culture.

-I just said that I wasn't.

-Okay. What else then?

-[ Laughs ]

I've done acid over 20 times.

-[ Chuckles ]

Oh, baby! Legally insane!

-Mark!

-Whoo! Oh, man.

We used to eat acid like popcorn

back in high school.

Never once crinkled my brow.

-Okay.

-Hey. You see this scar right

here? See that m*therf*cker?

-You ever blown pharmaceutical

coke off a hooker's a*s?

-Both: What?

-You ever smoke opium

out of a scuba mask

on a Poole Chaffee yacht?

-Hey. Wait. Slow down.

A wh-- A f*ck-- A what mask?

-Oh, man. You have no idea.

-When was this?

-Which time?

-"Which time?"

-Alright. Listen. Listen.

This is something

that Sheridan should be

speaking about to his counselor.

Alright? Not us.

-Man. It must be nice, huh?

Everything handed to you.

-Do I look sad to you?

-I can't tell.



-Darling, don't you change

For me

-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

-Darling, don't you change

Don't you ever change,

my love

Please stay the way you are

You're my sweetest melody

You're my brightest

shining sh**ting star

[ Bell dings ]

[ Chatter ]



-Guys, I just want to say

that I apologize.

The stuff I was saying

in the car earlier wasn't true.

I guess I'm just kind of scared.

-Hey.

There's nothing

to be ashamed of, okay?

You're fine.



-And I'm sorry about your ankle.

I kind of freaked out.



Uh, is it okay

if I use the bathroom?

-Oh, yeah.

Mark will go with you.



-What the f*ck?

-Don't you ever provoke

a client like that again,

or you and I are

gonna have trouble.

I'm lead here. You're secondary.

Your only function

is to operate the vehicle.

You can't even do that.

So as far as I'm concerned,

you're useless.

-I think you're just raw

that I got him to open up

and you didn't.

-Ain't meant to open him up.

Alright?

That's on the other end.

-Well, you brought up

his drug of choice.

-Yeah, but--

Yeah, but not to brag on it.

And be sure Ms. Dorindo's

gonna hear about your conduct.

-Didn't your mom ever tell you

nobody likes a tattletale?

-My mama?!

-Hey, you want me

to watch him or not?!

-Go ahead!

-Going!

-Alright! Hurry up!

-Okay! I'm gone!



[ Bell dings ]



-sh*t. sh*t.

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ Chuckles ]

Man, for a second there...

-Where could I have gone?

-Look, kid. I get it, okay?

Guys like you and me, we're used

to being up in the high steel.

Right? Come down

to the bottom like this?

With guys like that?

Man, it can be hard to breathe.

They're so used to losing.

It can be, like, contagious.

You know what I mean?

-I think so.

-That's just the way

the world is.

Sometimes we gotta eat sh*t.

But the trick...

The trick is not asking

for seconds.

We're better than that.

-Thanks, Mark.

-Eh, you're gonna be fine.

What the f*ck is this?

Bro, you drove over that glass.

-What? I what?

-That broken glass!

-What broken glass?

No, I didn't!

-This whole parking lot

is broken glass!

-If the whole parking lot's

broken glass,

how would I not drive over it?

-[Chuckling] Ohh!

Oh, so you did drive on it!

-Are you insane?!

-You just said!

I f*cking caught you!

-Just stop! I'm done with you.

Alright?

Just pop the trunk

and let me get a spare.

Alright. It's just a spare!

Mark.

He didn't have a spare, ma'am.

-You should have checked that.

You're the lead.

I don't think

your head's on right lately.

-The man said he can have

the right wheel for us

first thing in the morning.

-You're f*cking

with my livelihood.

-I apologize.

-I can't eat "I apologize."

Damn it, Davis. Get receipts.

Maybe we can bill

for some of this.

I will tell them

that you'll have the kid there

first thing tomorrow,

but I swear to God,

you f*ck this up, too,

apologies won't cut it!

-15%'s f*cking robbery.

-So go to Quick Loan!

-Glass everywhere.

-Glass everywhere.

-Thank you!

Did I not say that? f*cking...

-Y'all gonna be cash

or charge on this?

-I don't give a sh*t.

That guy's paying for it.

[ Spits ]





[ Bell dings ]



[ Bell dings ]



[ Laughter ]

-Nelson, you son of a b*tch!

Get over here!

[ Chatter ]

[ Laughter ]



-Where the f*ck

is this as*h*le?

[ Clattering ]

[ Can opens ]

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, man!

[ Chatter ]

[ Fizzing ]

[ No dialogue ]

-What is hell?

Hell is what we make

for our own selves

when we fail to recognize

God's great grace on this Earth

and in each other.

I see you. I see God's grace.

I see a brother.

And that grace

is reflected back upon me.

That's me believing

you're gonna stop

at that stop sign

just like I am.

Because we're on this road

together, aren't we?

-Hey. I got you guys some sodas.

[ Thump ]

-And if we're all open

to God's love...

-You're welcome.

-I said--

I said, "Thank you," man.

I said, "Thank you."

-Hey. Thanks, Mark.

-Don't mention it.

-That's how we all

get home safely.

I really just think that's a--

that's a beautiful...

-Hey, is this room

getting smaller to you?

-I need to ask you

for whatever you can spare.

[ High-pitched ringing ]

If that's a dollar...

I need you to dig deep down.

-Ignorant sheeps.

-I was listening to that.

-What? Are you kidding me?

-No. No, I'm not.

I'm proud Presbyterian here.

My father was a deacon.

My mother,

she taught in Sunday school.

Are they ignorant to you, Mark?

-Well, I didn't mean them.

I meant them.

-No, no. Never mind them.

You said "ignorant."

-Don't be so touchy, man.

It's been a long-a*s day. Okay?

I just-- I don't want to

listen to anything inane.

-You-- Listen to your words.

Inane?

-Oh, boy. Never mind.

-Oh, no.

Say what you want to say.

You want to say it,

so just get it out.

Say what you want to say, Mark.

-I'm trying

if you'd stop

repeating yourself!

-Nobody's stopping you.

-Religion ain't real, man.

It's science fiction.

Like time machines

and submarines.

Just there to

keep you people down.

-"You people"?

-Church people.

-Okay. Church people

are, what, a monolith?

And you're somehow superior?

[ Indistinct arguing ]

-...put labels on people that

don't know nothing about me.

[ Fizzing ]

-Man. I got no respect for that.

[ Indistinct arguing ]

-Oh, don't start

that sh*t with me.

My stepdad was Jewish.

-I don't give a f*ck

about your stepdad, Mark!

-Well, I f*cking loved him!

-That may be.

What does that have to do

with what I'm talking about?!

-You wish you knew my stepdad.

-Guys, guys, guys.

-Ron was a f*cking saint!

-Calm down, alright?

We've all had a long day.

We're fried.

Let's just chill out.

-sh*t.

-Let's just calm down...

and think about all the dogs.

-It must be so easy for you.

No belief. No connection.

Not wanting to live a full life.

-Well, I'm living a full life.

What? What about the dogs?

-I'm gonna take a walk.

'Cause I'm losing my temper.

Keep an eye on him.

-Okay.

-Or is that too inane

for you, Mark?

-Don't worry about me.

-Nobody's worried

about you, Mark.

-Enjoy your walk.

-Earn your keep.

-Alright.

Remember when you were

supposed to be on that walk?

Why do I still f*cking see you?

Bye!

[ Scoffs ]

-[ Scoffs ]



[ Electricity buzzing ]

[ Distorted chatter ]

[ Lasers zapping ]



-[ Grunting ]



-Dong.

[ Squishing ]

[ Applause ]

-Ah, yes!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, yeah!

[ Laughs ]



Stupid a*s.

[ Chatter ]

-[ Sobbing ]

-Oh, hey. Come on.

Don't cry, man.

-Why not? I'm a f*cking loser.

-What? No, you're not.

You blew coke off

a hooker's butt. Remember?

-No.

I've never even kissed a girl.

-Wait. Is that--

A-Are you being for real?

-And I never will, either.

-Hey. Hey.

Of course you will. Come on.

-I won't, because I'm gonna

be locked up, alright?

And I'm not going for drugs.

It's emotional issues

from my parents' divorce.

-You know, they're, um-- Yeah.

No, there was a-- there was

a bar back down the road a bit.

Let's go meet some chicks!

-They won't let me in.

-No fake I.D.?

-No.

-sh*t.

[ Chatter on television ]

I got an idea.

-Hm?

[ Laughter ]



-Okay. Okay.



Okay.

You're okay. Yeah. Right here.



Lord, I don't know

what's wrong with me.



I want to be good.

I want to be good so bad.

But I can't.

You won't let me be good.

Why won't you let me?

I can be better.

-What?

What?

[ Truck horn blares ]

[ Beeping ]



-Hm...



Maybe...

Maybe I'll just get a hundy.

-Maybe.

It's whatever you think works.

-Hm. $150.

-sh*t. Is that--

-Kid looks like

Sheridan Kimberly.

-It is!

-Oh, man.

That kid's a f*cking legend.

-Yes. Success!

-f*ck!

f*ck!

-Knock it off!

-Hey! You two! Go home.

-Nice shot.

-Thanks!





[ Chatter ]



-I was having

a conversation with...

[ Chatter ]

-Okay.

Hello.

[ Clears throat ]

Welcome. Welcome.

Um, are you--

Do you speak English?

-Mm-hmm.

-English?

-Yes.

-Okay.

Make yourself at home.

I'm Mark. That's Sheridan.

It's his birthday.

-Hmm!

-Irina.

-Irina. Exotic.

Okay. Excellent.

It's nice to meet you.

We have snacks, Irina.

Come on. [ Laughs ] Let's go.

Yeah. It's okay.

Oh, that's--

Watch out for that. Okay.

Money for Irina.

So many E's in your name.

-I can change there?

-You can change there.

Uh, take your time.

Time. Take your time.

Is that a real word?

-Time.

-Time.

[ Chatter in distance ]

[ Fizzing ]

[ Stomach growls ]

[ Door opens ]

-Whoa! Showtime.

Happy birthday, buddy.

It's his birthday.

Yeah. Play something real sexy.

-Great idea.

[ Rock music plays ]









[ Stomach growling ]

-[ Gasps ]

-Oh, no.

-Dear God.

-[ Farts ]

-[ Retches ]

-Are you sure that's my room?

-You're Mr. Hinch, aren't you?

-I don't know who I am.

-Unbelievable.

-I want to touch you.

-Hm?

You cannot.

-How much?

-It's not the price.

I just don't do it.

-Come on. Take off the bottom.

-No.

-[ Scoffs ]

I can pay you anything you want.

-Oh, really?

Your friend is asleep in sh*t.

-No, no. I can pay you

anything you want.

Not him.

-[ Laughs ] No.

-It's not funny.

-Do you always

get everything you want?

-Yes.



-I think we are done.



-I was just kidding. I'm sorry.

-Okay.

-I just-- What if I...

Can I do one thing?

-What?

-Can I kiss your neck?

-$20 extra.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-[ Gasps ]

[ Irina gasping ]



-No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

-Sorry.

[ Beeping ]

Thank you.

-Hey. It's okay.

-You're a good man.

-Oh. Thank you.

-[ Gasps ]

-[ Screams ]

What the f*ck?!

Whoa!



-This might sting.

You got your tetanus shot?

Mine is the kingdom,

the power, and the glory.

[ Toilet flushes ]

-I can see how this has made

your job difficult tonight.

You're a man who takes pride

in what he does.

I respect that. Hey, I am too.

Are you familiar

with the philosophy

that everyone everywhere

is always doing the best

that they are able to

in that given moment?

-I'm gonna

just toss your pants, okay?

-Yeah, sure. Thank you, Rishik.

Appreciate you, man.

We're all doing

our best here, sir.

Okay? I know that may not seem

like a lot or even enough.

But in this given moment,

it's all we have.

And that, you see, that is

where compassion comes in.

-Get the f*ck out.



-Thank you again, miss.

This is very kind of you.

-I'm sorry, Davis.

This is, um...

Sabrina.

-Irina.

-Irina.

Irina, Davis.

-It's lovely to meet you, Irina.

[ Television playing ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Conversing in Ukrainian ]



-You wear bathrobe outside?

-Uh, yes, ma'am.

-[ Groans ]

Are you hurt?

-No.

-Where's your phone?

-It's gone.

-Your money?

-Robbed?

-These men rob it?

-No.

[ Irina sighs ]

But they are going to

help me get it back.

-So long, sucker!

-Drop it, Tony!

Right in front of you.

Kick it over here.

-How you doing?

-Move back. Back up!

-You ever get

the feeling like...

...you're not real?

-Just take it easy

till the police get here.

-Like you're watching

someone else

do what you do on a screen.

But you're separated from it

because you've become a electric

ghost without a real body.

-Of course. Everybody does.

-You never had a chance.

-A minute there...

...I thought

God was talking to me.

I was so happy.

Come to find out...

I was just poisoned.

-Look. About that.

-I must have missed the stuff

when I frisked him.

That's my mistake.

-I-I mean, the kid is devious.

Okay?

Could have happened to anyone.

-Anyone stupid.

-Hey. Don't say that, man.

-And you.

You brought a stripper

to the room, huh?

-Oh, look at you

judging someone

for what they do for work.

-I'm not judging her.

I'm judging you

for bad judgment.

-[ Scoffs ] Whatever.

-If she hadn't been there,

I might have died.

-Whatever.

-But that kid made a fool of me.

And for that,

I will have his scalp.

That is not a euphemism.

I am going to cut the skin

off the top of his head.

The hair. All of it.

I will not rest.

I will not be distracted.

I will not miss.

[ Vomits ]

[ Gasping ]

f*ck's in serious trouble.

[ Clears throat ] Excuse me.



-Doomed.

[ Cellphone rings ]

-What, like prison, prison?

-Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Sure.

-Dorindo. Dorindo.

Dorindo. Dorindo.

-What?

-You got it.

-Just answer.

Start talking on the phone.

-Davis?

Davis?

-Miss Dorindo.

Hey, it's, uh--

it's Mark Southard.

Uh, I'm just off the phone

with the garage,

and, uh, it's looking like

they're not gonna be able

to get us moving until

later in the day tomorrow.

-Take him on a bus.

-No, we actually

looked into that,

but given all the transfers,

we'd get there even later

than just waiting for the tire.

-So you are like

the transporter, then?

-I am with you.

Absolutely. Yeah, 100%.

-Yeah. Yeah.

I am like the transporter.

-Hm. How much do they pay?

-The kid's court deal

depends on this.

Doesn't happen,

the family's pissed,

and then the lawyers are pissed.

And who do you think pays us?

-The lawyers?

-There you go.

I got a business

reputation to uphold.

I'm not gonna risk it

'cause you guys

can't buy a f*cking tire.

Do I need to send

the sheriffs out?

-No. No need

to send the sheriffs.

-I'll tell the lawyers sundown.

After that,

I kick it to the cops.

And you can have liens on you

till you die.

Take every single paycheck.

-The-- The what, now?

The liens?

-Didn't you read

your contract?

The kid's

the sole responsibility

of the transpo operator.

This is your mess.

Legally and financially.

-[ Groans ]

-What?

-Uh, nothing. No.

He'll be there.

Um, hey. Uh, one more thing.

-What?

-Confidentially, um, Sheridan

mentioned some emotional issues.

-Do you live under a rock?

The kid's a maniac.

He's famous for it.

-Right. Uh, but, like, uh, what

did he do to get in trouble?

-He burned a bum.

-He burned a bum?

-Oh, yeah.

Set a homeless guy on fire

with lighter fluid.

Guy didn't die, though.

Sheridan's daddy worked it out.

Kept it out of the papers.

Kids gets two months

at Fresh Path,

and the victim

gets a big check.

So if these people

can clean up a mess like that,

how you think they feel about

the ones who un-clean it up?

You'll wish you was

lit on fire, baby.

-Right.

Sundown. Yeah.

No-- No problem.

-Mm-hmm.

Pizza okay, guys?

-Well?

-Sheridan!

-Sheridan Kimberly.

-We love Sheridan Kimberly!

-Sheridan doesn't give

a f*ck what you think.

-This dude is a king.

-What the f*ck?

[ Siren wails ]

-He is the coolest guy.

-What the f*ck, man?

-People are jealous

of Sheridan. That's all.

-[ Screams ]

-He did not hit that guy.

He lightly pushed him.

-Caused quite a stir in court

when he told the judge

to "gargle" them.

-He's doesn't act all fake

all the time.

-He's, like, amazing.

-f*ck out of here!

-He f*cking dominates,

you know?

-He's the f*cking sh*t!

-And I love that shirt

he's wearing.

-We have to call the police.

-What?

-No. The boy is rich.

You know

police will be his pets.

-My reasoning, too.

-We're responsible here.

Are you aware of

your legal accountability?

-Yes. I've read my contract.

Okay?

All the more reason

to find him fast.

-You are professional men.

Yes?

I mean, you can do it, right?

This is, like, your job?

-Our job is moving the kids,

not finding the kids.

-Think it through, man.

He's got no car.

He's got to be on foot.

How far could he get?

-He could hitchhike.

He could be lost in the woods.

-Well, I hope a f*cking bear

gets him.

-Maybe we set a trap?

-Ooh, I like that.

What you thinking?

Piano wire neck height?

-Caltrops.

-f*ck yeah!

-Guys, no! Alright?

Best to just cut our losses

before things get worse.

Gotta tell the police, and they

can do a dragnet or whatever.

We have no move here.

-"Move"?

I did four dancing parties

today before I met you.

Four.

An office, two fraternity,

and a construction site.

One man put salad dressing

on me for a joke.

I am a singer. You know?

I should be singing.

But I made $240 today.

And I want it back!

You are professional men.

-Yes. Yes.

-Yes? Yes?!

We get it back.

-You're a singer?

-Don't...look at me. Just...

[ Guitar playing ]



I dream a dream

And then I wake

Counting stars

and counting eggs

I brush my teeth

I wash my face

I hit the road

And I hit replay

And I wish, I wish

I wish for more

I'm sick of banging

on these doors

But I run, I hide

When they open up

Because I'm scared

I'm scared

That I'm not enough



I told my barber

I talked to God

I ask the ghosts in my room

We don't talk much,

but I call my sister

-She has not found

her way in the world yet.

But she gets by.



-Hey!

-[ Laughs ] No.

I-- Yeah.

-That was beautiful!

-Thank you.

-That was great.

Yeah.

-[ Snoring ]

[ Keyboard clacking ]

-What the f*ck is up, y'all?

This is Sheridan.

Let me show you my crib.

Here's a dumb-a*s painting

my grandma painted.

She's dead.

She was a b*tch anyway.

By the way, my house

is 17,000 square feet.

You f*ck' wish. My garage

is as big as your house.

Dumb f*ck.

[ Keyboard clacks ]





-I f*cking know those guys!

They were at the motel.



-They still are.





It's got to be one of those,

but I can't say which one.

-What's your ringtone?

-Wolves.

-Wolves?

-Wolves.

-Wolves?

-Are you deaf?!















[ Wolves howling ]

-There.

-There.

-Wolves.

[ Wolves howling ]

[ Wolves howling ]

[ Phone buzzing ]

[ Wolves howling ]



[ Wolves howling ]

[ Line ringing ]





-Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

Your mama!

-Sir...



[ Wolves howling ]

The back of your mama neck

look like a pack of hot dogs!

-Sir.



[ Wolves howling ]

-What is it, Sheridan?

-Shh.

-Your mama was an extra

in "Labyrinth"!

She got a five-head.

-Sir, you are not a guest here!



-Hey. Hey, hey, hey! I said--

-This is a private event!

-Got you, m*therf*cker!

-Aah!

-Sit down!

-sh*t!

-Back up!

-Right the f*ck back!

-Aah!

-You do not disrespect me! Boy!

You will not rob me, boy!

You do not bite me!

-Enough!

-I got a g*n in my car!

-[ Screaming ]

-Shut the f*ck--

-I make a f*cking

blood hex on you!

-No! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-[ Speaking in tongues ]

-Hey, hey! Hey! Come on!

-Whoa! Whoa!

-Down! Down!

-Where's the rest of my money?

-[ Chuckles ]



[ Gasps ]

-Oh, sh...

sh*t! I'm so sorry.

-Let's-- Let's go.

-Okay.





-Your mama claps

on the 1 and the 7.

-My mama dead!



-These freaks got Sheridan!

Get your asses up!

-f*cking get 'em!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-I'm sorry, man.

What she pass from?

My mama passed away.

Leukemia.



-Car accident.

-That's on me, man.

Bless your heart.

I apologize.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-Come on!



-Look, I don't know

what you're doing back here,

but I really need you

off the premises, okay?

-Okay. I hear--

[ Door opens ]



-Hey, man! What are you doing?

-I'm calling the police!

-You just said

you wanted me to leave!

-9-1-1!

-Shh. Damn, you strong.

-Come on. Get your a*s in there.

-9-1-1!

-Let's go!

-Davis, let's go! Come on!

-You wanted me to leave!

-9-1-1! 9-1-1!

-I'm sorry!

-Come on! Come on!

-Whoo!

-Go! Go!

-Go!



-There they are!

Stop, m*therf*cker!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]



[ Indistinct shouting ]

-That's Sheridan Kimberly!

You can't take him!

He's special!

-[ Grunts ]

-f*ck!







[ Wrench whirring ]

-Yep.

Found that in that tire.

Looks like a steak knife to me.

I kind of doubt

that's coincidental.

-Oh-h*. Okay.

Thank you, sir.

-Mm-hmm.

-How the brakes looking?

-They're not good.

-They're not good?

-Sorry.

-That tire come with a warranty?

-Um...

Oh. How much?

-Oh, less than half.

[ Sighs ] Better than nothing.

-Um, I wanted to apologize.

-Okay.

-Oh. Uh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for everything.

There's no excuse.

And, uh, I think

you should press charges.

-[ Scoffs ] And go into court

against his family?

-Right.

-But I accept your apology.

-You two take care

of yourselves, okay?

-Whew.

Wow, wow, wow.

-I don't date customers.

-I didn't even say anything.

[ Chuckles ]

-Mark...

-Yeah.

-You...

are more like Sheridan

than you think.

[ Train clacking ]

-Damn.

[ Door closes ]

-[ Clicks tongue ]

[ Engine starts ]

-How's that ankle?

-Hurts.

-You need me to drive?

-You mind?

-Huh.

Let's finish this.

-[ Groans ]

-So what now, shitheads?

-Sheridan, shut the f*ck up!

Shut up!

Alright?!

One more f*cking word!

One more f*cking word, and I'll

snap a knot in your neck

and leave you in the creek

with the javelinas!

Try me!

Give me a f*cking excuse!

I'll put you face to face

with God today!

Shut up!

Seat belt, Mark.

-Sorry.

[ Engine starts ]







-You know...

we know what you did.

-What did I do?

-You set a human being on fire.

-[ Scoffs ] Human being?

-That make you feel big?

-Can I tell you something?

The time I done all that,

I'd done him the biggest favor

of his life.

He'll never have to work

another day,

not that he worked

in the first place.

-So money

makes it alright, huh?

-What are you, f*cking stupid?

-Hey, you understand

this man right here

is the only thing keeping you

from being dragged out

into the forest

and beaten like a dirty rug?

-All of a sudden,

you're brothers now?

What happened to all that

"down here at the

bottom" people sh*t

you were saying earlier, huh?

-That's--

That's not what I said.

Such a loser, he's contagious?

Oh, and here you are

bragging about drugs

to a kid you're supposed

to be taking to rehab.

-Well, you're not

going for drugs.

-Think it's a good idea?

Getting loaded

while watching a minor?

-Shut up!

-What's he talking about?

-He's a f*cking liar, man!

I don't f*cking--

-He had liquid marijuana

and weird painkillers.

That's what I put

in y'all's soda pops.

Because I hate you both.

You are beta-cuck trash.

And when you die,

nobody's gonna give a sh*t.

When I die, somebody's gonna

write a goddam book about me.

So just shut the f*ck up

and drive.

-Is what he's saying true?

-I...

-I'll have to inform

your counselors.

If I had to bet, it will affect

your legal arrangement.

-Maybe.

But you'll still be a sl*ve.

-Hey!

-Trying to bait me?

Already had to put my hands

on a good man

who was just trying

to do his job.

You? You can't

take me that long.

-I just might.

-I think you're full of sh*t.

You're scared to death.

Okay? You got no friends.

No family loves you,

as far as I can tell.

You got followers.

That's it. You're f*cking alone.

[ Scoffs ]

900,000 strangers online,

and not one person

you can call in real life.

"It's two corny old guys.

One white, one Black."

What, are you posting about us?

"We are in a red Buick Century.

License number RQT-6024."

What the f*ck is this?

-What is it?

-"Moving east on the 7 near 95.

No cell service. No cops.

Help me. I've been kidnapped

by preverts.

Perv-- Perverts!

"I will pay 5 million

for rescue. Not a joke."

-What?

-I'm taking off my seat belt.

Gonna punch this m*therf*cker.

-Mark! Mark!

Mark! Come on, now!

-Gah!

-You really did it now.

[ Laughs ]

-Sheridan, shut the f*ck up!

Everybody stay still!

-Funny. f*cking laughing.

f*cking...

Look at you.

-Quiet game until I say so!

-[ Laughs ]

-Mark, we're so close!

[ Sheridan groaning ]

-Hey. Don't stop.

-What?

-Keep going. Keep going.

-No. He needs help.

-Dude! Don't stop!

[ Engine shuts off ]

-Let's go.

-Okay. He's an old man.

Hello?



Need some help?

-Be careful.

-Quiet!



-Need some help?

-Stupid. f*cking stupid, man.

-Can I help you, sir?



-Need some help?

-Oh. Hey.

-How you doing?

-Ohh. Thank you...

-Morning.

-...so much.

Yeah. It's these lug nuts.

-What are they saying? What...

-...so much.

-And yet you have

enough energy to go fishing.

-[ Scoffs ]

Fishing ain't like

changing a tire.

-I guess not.

-What's up?

-Just helping out

this fine gentleman.

Notice how he brought a spare?

-You see, honey? He's helping.

-You did pretty good

on these, sir.

-You got it?

-Yeah, I got it.

-Here. Let me help.

-Thank you, Mark. I got it!

-I-- Just trying to be nice.

-Hey, man, you still did

a pretty good job.

-Hey, Davis...

-Thank you.

-Not a problem.

Just wait by the car, man.

-Thanks.

-You guys have a good...

-Davis.

-Yeah?

-Let's go.

-Pleasure meeting you.

[ Engine idling ]





[ Tires squeal ]

-sh*t! sh*t. Go, go.

You had to f*cking stop.

-[ Laughs ]

-Come on.



It's your car, man.

It's not turning!

-Come on, come on,

come on, come on!

Okay. Okay.

We're good. We're good.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-Oh, sh*t!

-What the f*ck is that?!

-Hold up! Whoa! Hold up!

[ g*nshots ]

-What the f*ck is that?!

-[ Screams ]

[ g*nf*re ]

-Unlock the g*dd*mn door!

-Get your m*therf*cking

hands up, bro!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-Hey, guys. What's ya doin'?

-Uh, nothing. Okay.

You can have-- You can have--

We don't-- We don't--

-Shut up, little b*tch!

It's Sheridan! It's you!

I'm gonna break you out!

-I'm gonna need you to

make sure the car's in park.

-You ready?

-Yeah.

-Watch your eyes. Three, two...

I got you, son.

Mr. Kimberly, you're okay.

-We got him!

-We got you.

-Get out of the f*cking car.

-You have him. You have him.

You don't need us.

-Sheridan Kimberly, bro!

Get the f*ck out of the car!

-I'm coming, I'm coming!

-Move, bro! Move!

-Don't chop me! Don't chop me!

-Get in there, little weirdo!

Touching little boys and sh*t.

-Go! Go!

-[ Laughs ]

-Go!

-Hey. Let's go. Let's go!

-Go!

[ g*nf*re ]

We f*cking about this life!

We about this life,

m*therf*cker!

We got him!



-[ Screaming ]

-Hey! That sh*t was fire!

Whoo!

-Thank you.

-We bout this sh*t!

f*cking b*tches!

Butthole boys!

f*cking little punks!

-They touch you?

-What?

-They, uh...

They took turns

showing me their dicks.

-That's not true!

-He's lying! He's lying!

-You have not seen my d*ck!

-Belay that jabber.

-I'm glad you came

when you did. You got my SOS?

-Yes, I did.

-Hey, yo!

f*ck these drippy m*therf*ckers!

Let's pop 'em

and drop 'em, Koko!

-Bro. Bro. Listen. We--

-"Bro?! No. No, short eyes.

You don't "bro" me.

My friends bro me.

My family bro's me.

I can bro myself.

But-- [ Chuckles ]

No, you don't bro me.

-Respect. Respect.

Sir. Sir, we are officers

of the court--

-They tied me up

and took out their buttholes.

-That's not true!

-I didn't take out sh*t!

-Why are you doing this?!

-sh**t these drippy

m*therf*ckers! Come on!

-Joseph! Shut the f*ck up!

Sorry, Mr. Kimberly.

Aahh...

My friends,

they call me Koko.

Like the well-known

western lowland gorilla

who was fluent in Sign Language

and also knew

how to play the recorder.

-Yeah, yeah, like the gorilla!

-Only had a few lessons myself.

-He really good.

-This is my associate,

who likes to be

referred to as Pricka Bush.

-Pricka Bush da Werewolf!

That's my m*therf*cking name!

[ Howling ]

Hey, Sherry.

You heard of me, son.

I love you with all my heart.

-Thanks.

-You've been through a lot.

Glad you're safe now.

You're safe now.

You hear me? You're safe.

I don't know about these two

m*therf*ckers, but you're safe.





-[ Grunting ]

-Keep going.

-Sheridan, you're not

really gonna do this.

-I'm not gonna do anything.

-You don't have to talk to them.

They are meat for the beast.

-We were just trying to help.

-That's right, man. Tough love.

-Shut the f*ck up.



-That's it. Keep walking.

-Here's good, Pricka.

-Yeah.

-Aah!

[ Grunting ]

-f*cking please don't k*ll us.

Please don't k*ll us.

-Sheridan! Sheridan!

I'll forgive you!

-Please don't f*cking k*ll us.

Please!

-I forgive you.

-[ Laughs ]

-Please, please. Ohh!

-Nighty-night.



Here it comes, m*therf*ckers.



-Wait.

I want to do it.

-Oh, sh*t.

It's all you, son.

-I'm sorry I was mean to you.

Don't f*cking do it.

Don't f*cking do it.

Don't f*cking do it.

Don't f*cking do it.

[ Mark sobbing ]





-What's happening?

-Huh?

-You drugged me?!

I hit that man!

I called his mama a goblin!

Dorindo's gonna fire me!

Kimberly's gonna sue me!

All that sh*t! Because of you,

you f*cking demon!

-Oh. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

-Damn it! God damn it!

-Are you okay? Are you okay?

Wait. We're even! We're even!

[ Grunts ]

-I f*cking hate you!

f*cking demon!

-[ Gasps ]

-God damn it!

-[ Coughing ]

-[ Screaming ]

-Ha! Those b*tch-a*s

m*therf*ckers!

-[ Chuckles ]

-[ Howling ]

-Alright. So we go to

a bank branch or ATM.

Probably a branch, what,

with the fees, you know?

-A what?

-Can't take no check.

Need that $5 million in cash.

-Hm.

-Yeah. Of course.

No, no, no. I know.

I just have to get to my

father's apartment in the city.

-[ Sighs ]

-Mnh.

No, your--

your daddy's not in this.

You said rescue.

You said $5 million.

Well...rescue.

-Okay, but I don't have

$5 million to-- to touch.

You know, I have to go to my--

I have to get it from my family.

You see?

-I'm beginning to, yeah.



-About that life!

We about this sh*t!



















-Do you have a phone

we can use, sir?

-Think we could get a lift?





-Now, old Mr. Johnson

had troubles of his own

He had a yellow cat

that wouldn't leave his home

He tried and he tried

to give the cat away

He gave it to a man

going far, far away

-Sir, can you stop the truck?

Can you stop right there?

-That's my f*cking car!

That's them! sh*t!

-Bang, bang,

he thought he was a goner

-[ Grunting ]

Wait! Hey, hey!

Let's call the cops. Yeah?

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, hey! Stop!

[ Horn honks ]

sh*t!

Hey. Hey. Hey.

What are you doing?

-Hey. Doing my job.

-What, your job? f*ck your job!

-Yeah, you would say that.

-They have g*ns, man,

and they're weird!

-Yeah, and Sheridan is

in danger because of that.

-Sheridan?

He called you a sl*ve!

f*ck him!

-Listen!

I'm gonna go get that boy,

whether you help me or not.

-You are crazy.

Get yourself k*lled

for that little creep?

Not me! No way! f*ck you!

-Your mama.

-God. f*ck.

-Alright. You ready?

Watch this sh*t.

[ Wolves howling ]



Yeah.

Welcome to

my f*cked-up brain

Pricka Bush da Werewolf

That's my name

Sheridan Kimberly

That's you. That's you.



All f*cking day

Stab a b*tch

dead in the streets

Fill 'em up full of lead,

and I watch him leak

Licking up his blood

like it's a little treat

Pulling off his skin,

and I start to eat



So, that's my first single, bro.

What you think?

Sheridan Kimberly

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

I'm trying to get in on the

Big d*ck Boys' next playlist.

My rhymes is complex,

but if you decode that sh*t,

you can see that that's

inspired by you, Mr. Kimberly.

That's your lifestyle.

That's your brand.

That's your strength.

'Cause you and me, we the same.

-m*rder, m*rder, m*rder

on my mind, all day

-That's real good.

-It's f*cking fire.

-Yeah.

-It's fire. Say that.

-It's fire.

-Hey. Hey.

Sherry Kim likes my sh*t!

Sheesh!

This is wild, man.

This is my studio.

Like, this is literally

where I made that sh*t.

I'm just up here every night,

like, in this room...

[ Woman moaning melodically ]

...coming up with fire-a*s beats

like that sh*t.

And, like...

I think about you, Sherry.

I'm visualizing this sh*t,

like, meeting you.



Alright. So...what's up?

You gonna post my sh*t?

-Yeah, I'm gonna post it.

-Yeah?

-I got like a million followers.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Word?

-Word.

-What's your favorite line?

-It's hard to choose.

-No, it's not.

-Um...



-Pricka Bush da Werewolf

-That's my name

-That's my name

-It's like--

It's like you were born

with the name Pricka,

but you identify

as the werewolf.



-That's exactly right.

Thank you, bro.

I appreciate that.

You want to see my werewolf?

-What?

-My werewolf.

You want to see it?

Now, you can say no.

I won't be--

[ Inhales sharply ]

Aah! Aah! f*ck!

[ Grunting and gasping ]

What's happening?!

Look at my nails!

[ Screaming ]

Aah! My back is breaking open,

m*therf*cker!

Aah! sh*t! My feet!

Why are they growing like that?!

[ Grunting ]

Don't look at me, bro!



[ Growling ]



[ Howling ]

[ Howling in distance ]

[ Water lapping ]

-Think he's showing

Sheridan his werewolf?

-Of course,

he's showing him his werewolf.

He's excited as hell.

-I don't think that

little as*h*le's got any money.

-Yes, he does.

We just have to communicate

serious intent.

-This is federal.

You f*ck this sh*t up,

ain't gonna be no ankle-monitor,

home work-release bullshit

like last time.

-You invited yourself

into this thing.

I saw the message.

I found the car.

This is my operation.

-Yeah, well,

when Lissy gets here--

-Lissy is not the

boss of me, okay?!

I don't need Lissy's permission!

If you keep

aggravating me like this,

I'm gonna keep

all the money, okay?!

I'm gonna keep

all the f*cking money!

-You will?

-Yeah, I will.

-I'm in for a third.

-[ Scoffs ]

-You're f*cking Lissy.

You're not f*cking me.

-[ Growling ]



Ahh...



I'm the werewolf.



[ Howling ]



-Yeah, hello, this is

the fourth message

I've left for you people.

We have your son,

Sheridan Kimberly.

We will be requiring

$5 million in cash.

Not crypto, not stocks,

or whatever else

you people deal in.

$5 million in cash.

He's safe now,

but, uh, pretty soon,

I'm gonna get itchy

with my scissors

and start playing

with this little piggy.

So you better call me back.

I'll call you back.

How about that?

In, let's say, 30 minutes?

And you better

pick up the phone.

I don't know what kind of

rinky-dink operation

you people are running,

but I have your son.

[ Pricka shouting ]

-And I feed my children!

I eat my boy!

I don't give a f*ck!

I'm not your daddy!

-They never stay dead.

-Come on.

Let's just get out of here.

Come on! Let's go!



-Not this time,

you son of a b*tch!

[ g*nf*re ]

-We're here now.

You and me in my dark den.

I got my claws. Feel 'em.

They so sharp.

The wolf gonna

slice open your belly,

clean it out like a pumpkin.

I'm gonna crawl inside there.

Nice and warm.

Wear your skin like a disguise.

And I won't be the wolf no more.

I'll be you.

-Sheridan.



Come to me.

-[ Gasps ]

[ Whimpering ]



-Sherry!

-[ Grunts ]

-Don't.



Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.



[ Thud ]

[ Laughter echoing ]

-[ Gasps ] Ha! Hey!

Please! Please!

Come on. Come on.

Yes! Yes! Okay. Ohh!

Okay. Oh. Oh, God. Thank you.

Oh. Do you have a phone?

-My cell is dead.

-[ Sighs ]

-But my house

is just up the way.

-Okay.

And, please,

if there's any way, I just...

I need to use your phone.

It's a matter of life and death.

Please.

-Are you in trouble

with the police?

-No, no, I--

I'm just--

I'm just an as*h*le.

[ Chuckles ]



-Any way you can go faster?

-They put radar up here

sometimes.

-With the guiding light

-So what happened?



-I left my partner.

I left him in real danger.

-Why did you do that?



-I don't know.



-Gotta go easy on yourself.



-This is me.



Oh, no, you didn't.

[ Groans ]

What fresh f*cking hell is this?

Can't trust these m*therf*ckers

with nothing. Mnh!

I leave town for one night to go

visit my mama in the hospital,

I come back to this bullshit.

The f*ck is Dorindo's Services?

What the f*ck?

[ Stammers ]

Come on, baby. Koko! Crystal!

I don't like having to park

all the way down the driveway!

And I feel like

I told y'all that!

Got folks in here

without asking permission.

It's my g*dd*mn house.

[ Door opens ]

The f*ck this raggedy lemon

doing in my yard?!

It's in my parking space, too.

You know what?

I really don't have

no energy for this.

Can't leave you for one day.

What--

-Hey! Hi, honey. How are ya?

-Hey!

-How was your day?

-Whose vehicle--

Is that Sheridan Kimberly?

The f*ck he doing

duct-taped in my house?!

-Well, here's the situation.

He was kidnapped

by two perverts,

but we saved him, got him back.

-Mm-hmm.

You kidnapped him, also.

-No.

-You simple m*therf*cker.

-No, it was a tactical--

-Don't start that

tactical bullshit with me.

Don't start that sh*t again!

I can already see

you got into the skull makeup!

-See, that's psyops.

We've talked about this.

-Don't nobody give a damn

about that sh*t!

-He owes us $5 million.

-Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'm not talking to you, Crystal.

You broke mama's heart.

You wouldn't visit her

in the hospital.

-You knew I had my double shift!

-Oh, but you had time

for doing crimes

with this dummy.

-That was after

my double shift!

-Huh?

-It's Winner Wednesday.

I can't miss that sh*t.

-Winner Wednesday?

-Everyone shut the f*ck up!

Belay that jabber!

-Hell no.

-[ Grunts ]

-Ohh...

[ Screams ]

-sh*t!



-Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

[ Crying ]

-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[ Indistinct shouting ]







-Okay. Here we go.

Come on. Come on.



[ Engine sputtering ]

-Start the car!

-I'm trying!

They f*cking broke it!



-She's throwing sh*t!

-Start the car, Mark!

-f*cking broke it, dude!

-She started the car!

Why can't you start the car?

-You want to drive?

-Yes!

-Okay. Can't wait to see

what you f*cking do.

[ Horn honking ]

Oh, Jesus! That's a hammer!

-Should've left your a*s

on the road!

[ Engine starts ]

-Go, go!

-Get the f*ck out of here!



-For valor!

-Get the f*ck out!

Ohh! My love!

-Okay. We're good. We're good.

We're good. We're good.



-Yeah.

[ Both chuckling ]



-Everyone loses everything

And that's alright

'Cause it's all just losing

Don't mean

it ain't all fake

[ Chatter ]

You can cry, you can yell

You can f*ck off forever

But wherever you go

My friend

We'll be going there

together





-Come on, man.

-Excuse me. Sheridan.

Do you remember me?

-Wait, wait! No!

[ g*nsh*t ]



[ High-pitched ringing ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-You okay? You alright?

-Yeah, yeah, I think so.

-Over here! Please!

-Whoa! Don't do that!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ Click ]

You, uh...

You got any more b*ll*ts?

-No.

-Hey. Hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Wake up, bro. Come on.

Wake up.

-Hey, Davis.

-Yeah. I'm here.

-L-Listen to me. Listen. Okay?

-I am. Okay? I am.

I'm listening.

-I accept Jesus.

-What?

-I accept Jesus Christ

as my savior.

-Don't do that, okay?

Don't do that.

-What? What--

-Don't do it 'cause you

feel like you're supposed to.

-I do feel like I'm supposed to.

-Well, don't do it 'cause

you feel like you're dying.

-What?! Am I dying?!

-No, no, no, no.

You're not dying.

That's why you don't have to.

-Oh, sh*t! Are you sure, man?

-Yeah, buddy.

I'm sure. I'm positive.

Just stay awake, okay?

Just please.

[ Siren approaching ]





[ Radio chatter ]



[ Police radio chatter ]

-Did you note what I said,

how he bit that girl?

-It'll be added to

Sheridan's therapeutic profile.

-What's gonna happen to him?

-Well, it's not gonna be easy.

He has a lot of hard work ahead,

but we believe in all of

our guests' potential to thrive.

Sheridan could be

a great man someday.

Lawyer. Business leader.

Even the president.

-What was that?

-Uh, orientation kit,

activity schedule.

They need to stay occupied.

Don't worry, Mr. Hench.

We'll take great care of him.

-Is it true that we're all

doing the best we can

in any given moment?



Is it true

that even when we fail,

there is no better way

we could have done it?

-Next!

-Yeah. Hello.

This is the fourth message

I've left for you people.

We have your son,

Sheridan Kimberly.

-To me, that sounds like another

way of saying God's will.

-...crypto, not stocks or

whatever else you people deal--

[ Beep ]

-He's got a plan for everybody.

And it is what it is.

-...risk their lives to save...

-But I don't know about that.

There's got to be some of us

in there, too, right?

-[ Stammers ]

-Thank you.

-Otherwise, what's the point

of responsibility

or pride or shame?

Why would anything

break our hearts

if it's only what he wanted?

But if all those things are

real, and I know they are,

then I want to own

whatever gets me there.



Not because of other people.

Not because of how the world is.

We know it can be cold.

But because of me, my choices.



Anyway...

That's how my daddy

would have seen things.



-I...

Yeah?

-Uh...

[ Clears throat ]

I'm a hero.

-Never mind.

-Well, I mean, you are, too.

I really am.

-Yeah. Whatever.

Look. I got your mail.

-Oh. Thank you.

[ Sighs ]

Where are you going?

-Another pickup.

-Bad one?

-They're in pain. Yeah.

-You'll help him.

Hey, Davis.

-Yeah.

-I'm a hero.

-I f*cking heard you

the first time, Mark!

-Right. Sorr-- I'm--

-I f*cking heard you

the first time, Mark!

Saying the same sh*t

two seconds ago.

f*cking saying it again.

-[ Groans ]

[ Television playing ]

[ Envelope tears ]



-f*ck yeah.

-Every once and then

I get so tired

Thought I'd have a car

and check the tires

But I just sit at home,

dream about the highway



The weather is all sunny

or it's raining

Thought the Stockholm summer

would get me sun tanned

But now I spend my days

up on the highway



And everybody's talking

about the weekend

But my rib is hurtin'

and I'm bleedin'

So I just sit at home,

dream about the highway



but all I need's a friend

and a hit and a car, of course



I maybe need a job

'cause I quit

And now I'm lazy and bored



But everybody's

waitin' downtown

It feels so far away



And I know

it's not right to complain



Every now and then

I get so tired

Wish I had an easy way

of gettin'

Somewhere all alone up

on the highway



But Ebba said

she'd roll up in a car and

Buy me food and fruits

and pick me up and

Then I think I'll ask her

about the highway



'Cause all I need's

a friend and a hit

And a car, of course



-Know where we're going?

-Yeah.

Yeah, I do.



-Darling, don't you change

For me

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Darling, don't you

change your love

Don't you ever change,

my love

Please stay the way you are

You're my sweetest melody

You're my brightest

shining sh**ting star

Some folks want silver

Some folks chase gold

I've traveled

the world around

And found the perfect heart

To hold

Found the perfect heart

To hold

Found the perfect heart

Please don't change,

my love

You're the only one for me

You're my heaven up above

You're the wind

my ship is sailing to

Young love grows tired and

Some lovers grow old

But this heart,

this heart of mine

This heart of mine

Found the perfect heart

To hold

Found the perfect heart

To hold

Found the perfect heart

To hold

No perfect hairdo

No fancy car

I think I love you

Just the way you are

Promise me

I'll always get to be

The one

Who has your heart

To hold

Found the perfect heart

To hold

-Pricka got that dough,

Pricka got that dough

Pricka got that dough

sh*t, filling up your nose

Filling up your nose

Filling up your nose

with these bricks

Yeah, I got m*rda,

m*rda, m*rda, m*rda

m*rda on my mind all day

m*rda, money, cash,

m*rda, money

I got m*rda, m*rda,

m*rda, m*rda

m*rda on my mind all day

m*rda, money, cash,

m*rda, money, cash

Count 'em!

[ Howling ]

-Hello?