03x10 - Episode 10

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-She's so cute!
-Coochie-coochie-coo.

Betty, don't bother the boy!

BACHELORETTE PARTY

MARITAL STATUS
DIVORCED

CURRICULUM VITAE

Look at her.

Step aside, move!

Come on, girls! Come on!

Excuse me.

BETTY LA FEA, THE STORY CONTINUES

I don't know if we can trust Román.

I'm trying to give Mila a chance
regarding all this.

The quest I've given Román
is to make him prove his finesse.

"Prove his finesse"?

Be careful, you're picking up
Román's way of speaking.

Betty!

See? Here's our son-in-law now.

Starting off on the right foot.

-María José.
-Hello.

How are you?

Very good. You?

Very good. Thanks.

Glad to hear that.

-Wine?
-No, I don't drink anymore. Thanks.

-Oh, no?
-No.

Okay.

So you're a crisis management expert.

You were responsible
for rehabilitating the reputation

of that Colombian chicken restaurant
that… almost went out of business.

That's great.

I see you've done your homework.

Yes.

I like to know everything
about things that interest me.

And I think you and I
could work very well together.

Ángel didn't tell me
he had a manager, though.

Of course a talent like him
would have a manager like me.

Well, even though Ángel
is a part of your team of designers,

I would love to establish
a long-term alliance.

What? I can't hear.

Be…

-Oh, I hung up. Sorry.
-Yes, you did.

In that case, we're going to have
to get closer to them.

-But we can't let anyone see us.
-How?

Commando-style, hand signals.

-You know commando signals?
-Okay, let's go.

Follow my signs. Let's go.

I have things that might interest you.

I don't normally have partners,
María José.

How come? I haven't even told you
what my proposal is.

So… What is it about?

Lechona, lechona…

Let me tell you the story.

I need to give you some context first
so you can understand what it's about.

Many years ago…

Don't overstep, Armando.

I'm not overstepping.

I just want to get to the bottom of this.

I'm only concerned about Mila.

What if she finds out about this plan,
and we have to lie to her?

Don't forget what happened
the last time I lied to her.

When we were together, but separated,
in our secret affair.

Like now. We're separated,
but together in this adventure.

I think we make a good team.

Michel!

-Are you following us?
-What's going on here?

What's going on is we're following Majo.

And Román, Mila's boyfriend,
is helping us with our plan.

I would have liked
to know this beforehand.

-I just saw you walk out of Ecomoda and…
-Hey!

They're gone. We can come out.

Betty, don't forget this bozo,
or he might stay here.

I told you the truth. Armando and I…

I believe you,
but in the end, it's still very…

It's really crazy to be in
a restroom with Armando…

I know it could be misinterpreted,

-but we just wanted to resolve this.
-Betty.

I believe you, Betty. I do.

I believe you.

It may be silly, I don't know,

but it hurt me to see you
holding onto him on that bike.

And I feel like he'll always try to find
a way to keep you close.

That's why I want to take you to New York.

TODAY

THE LEAST EXPECTED DAY

The Fool.

I knew that Freddy was a clown deep down.

That's why I'm divorcing him.

For being a clown,

a drunkard,

a cheapskate.

No, look.

That's not what the Fool means.

What it means is a new beginning,

the need to have an adventurous spirit,

and the disposition
to be open to new experiences.

That's why, Mariana. I started thinking

that, after my divorce, if I wanted to…

explore new things
and if it came from abroad, even better.

New adventures, new relationships…

That sounds very interesting.

Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute.

I'm also feeling a very strong…

feminine energy, and it's not good.

How so?

There is a woman…

with a very strong, very powerful energy…

coming to cause a lot of pain and tears.

A woman?

So who is this wretch?

-Take a look, Mariana. Figure it out.
-Wait!

Let me focus.

Wait.

THE FOOL

Oh, wow!

What a good breakfast.

Super balanced, super nutritious.

Super food.

Yes.

Finally, someone understands me.

I'm glad.

Welcome.

-Thank you.
-Sure.

I'm glad you're glad.

And I hope you have news
that will make me glad too.

Yes, I do.

I do have good news.

I accept your proposal, María José.

But we need to take it slow.

I want to start
with only Ángel's collection.

Great!

And we'll take it as slow as you like.

One thing.

I'm going back to Madrid in three days.

So before that,
I'd like to see some of Ángel's work.

A design, a cutting pattern,
a sample, something like that.

Yes.

You were absolutely right.

Román turned out to be Majo's mole,
and I didn't believe you.

I was used again like a fool.

No, wait. You know what?

Listen, listen to us.

Wait. Calm down.

-Listen.
-You're going to say, "I told you so."

-No.
-Save it.

Calm down, honey.

-There's something you don't know.
-What?

Your parents are working with Román
on a strategy to save Ecomoda.

-Yes.
-What?

You heard her. Look.

We're assuming the trial
is going to go against us,

so we came up with a plan with Román

that he would infiltrate Ángel and Majo.

And agreed to help us,
so that's what we did.

I'm not sure what outrages me more.

You two still treating me

like a child
that can't be trusted with anything,

or that jerk Román
not telling me anything!

Darling, I know.

I understand, because
I didn't agree at first either.

But your dad pushed

because it's really the only card we hold
to try and save Ecomoda.

Right, but you didn't do anything.

And you didn't see Román's happy face

when he was having breakfast
with that woman.

I'm sure they ended up in bed.

-Let's all calm down.
-No. No.

Mila, don't worry about what's not real.

The lawsuit has forced us
to do things differently.

You have to understand.

Darling, I would never do
anything behind your back.

Oh, right. That's why all of Ecomoda

knew that you're going to New York
to live with Michel before I do.

-Excuse me.
-Mila.

I have a lot of contacts,
and they say that the judge, hear me out,

is going to rule in favor of Ángel.
That's what I heard.

-No!
-That's what I heard.

Wait. So what does it mean?

If we lose Ecomoda,
then is the buyer not coming?

He won't be buying Ecomoda?

Of course he's going to buy it.
He'll buy it very cheap.

Because the Turks are business people.

I don't understand,
because I dreamed about Mr. Hugo.

-What?
-I saw it clearly.

He was extradited,

he was in prison, dressed in orange.

No!

Gringos are dressed in orange in jail.

Right. It makes sense.

If Sofía dreamed it…

Because she told me Marujita, my wife,
was going to leave me, and she did.

That's right.

Stop talking about me.

Mr. Hugo! Sofía had a dream about you.

She dreamed you were going
to the United States on vacation.

-Really? What a coincidence.
-Yes.

I had a dream about you too.
You were saying you were afraid of change.

-You know what I said?
-What?

That's why you stopped growing.

Your sentence for plagiarism
is going to be bigger than me.

-Okay?
-You're short of arguments.

Okay, Hugo!

-We're about to start.
-Coming.

No.

-Girls, this is so odd.
-What?

Mr. Hugo, Mila, Betty, Mr. Armando,
and Ms. Marcela are plotting something.

-There's something fishy going on.
-Yes!

After three failed marriages,
things can't get worse, Ms. Fernández.

Even my partner would have
to gargle every time he saw you.

It's such a relief
that you know about divorce law.

Thank you so much for your advice.

We're here for you,
to offer our services, my lady.

We still have time. It's not too late yet.

And let me say that Mr. Morita
is a great guy.

He might be a jerk sometimes
and he drinks a lot,

but he's a good guy.

Anyway, we're here for you.

We'll be in touch.

For now, we're leaving in the elevator.

Call it. Go ahead. No, wait, I'll do it.

We'll be in touch to help you.

Look! It's for Sandra.

-Excuse me.
-Don't worry.

-Hi.
-Third floor.

Thank you.

Get to work!

-Okay, okay.
-You're just jealous!

-Go away, chicken legs.
-Stop.

Why is that man here?

Girls, we have another problem right here.

Look, the campus is very close
to New York and…

there are dorms for students

and visitors if necessary.

Yes, it looks very nice.

-And the library is huge.
-So you can get lost in it.

So you can forget about all your problems.

What's wrong?

I'm concerned about Mila.

She was upset
that I didn't let her in on all this.

Oh, damn.

It looks like Mr. Doinel
is on Ecomoda's payroll now,

and I didn't notice.

Betty, we're waiting on you.

-I know. Thank you, Armando.
-May we?

-I'll be right there.
-See you.

-Bye, my love.
-Bye. Thank you.

ECOMODA
I CAN'T STAND HIM

Nicolás! What did we agree on regarding…

Betty, seeing Román like this,
it's impossible.

This is like medicine.

Darling. Mila!
We're about to start our meeting.

It was your dad's idea, Camila.
It wasn't my fault.

It looked like it was a real hardship
to follow my father's orders.

Camila…

-Shut up!
-What are you whispering about?

Did you two have a dream about me too?

-You wish.
-Tell us the gossip.

No, wait. Just a minute.

Listen.

Come in, please,
make yourselves comfortable.

Really?

Aura María, stop yelling.

-Pascual.
-Yes.

Stop eavesdropping and come in,
since you're a partner too.

Of course, I know.

The thing is that, to be honest,
you make me melt.

You look like… Come on, one little kiss.

You're divine.

Okay, since we're all together
in this meeting room,

we can kick off
this magnanimous board meeting.

Okay. Minute 28,
regarding the sale of Ecomoda.

Freddy Stewart Contreras' vote
in regard to selling Ecomoda to Ahmed…

-is negative.
-Freddy, shut up.

That's not the reason why
we called this meeting. Thanks.

This meeting is very important

to everyone that is a part of Ecomoda.

You've been here for years,

it goes without saying
that we have full trust in you.

But now we need
a redoubled effort from you all.

Whether Ecomoda is sold or not,
we have to keep looking after it,

and keep doing our best
before the judge makes a decision,

which will probably not be in our favor.

What are you looking at?

She said, "Probably."

It means we still have hope.

Besides,

have none of you ever
failed in love before?

Armando?

Why don't we let our strategist
tell you what it's about?

Go ahead, Román.

-You have the chair.
-Thanks.

I assume you've heard

the phrase "There is strength in numbers."

-Right?
-Of course!

Okay. Very good.

So we need everyone united
to carry out a secret operation.

SECRET OPERATION

DAYS LATER

I have some great news.

My contacts have told me
the judge's ruling in advance.

-We're going to win the suit.
-No!

-Yes!
-What is this joy I'm feeling?

And with that,
we give our plan a happy ending.

What are you doing?

Use this opportunity.

If a truck full of nuts can flip over,
you can flip over too,

-because you have only two. Go.
-Stop yammering!

Let's get something straight.

This is for my daughter
and my granddaughter.

-Román wants to see us.
-No.

Yes!

My divine Román!

Nice suit. Very European.

What's up, Ángel? Where's María José?

My queen Majo had some errands to run,

but I'm here to show you
my greatest treasure. Sit.

Very good, my little Ángel.

-Here. Two.
-Very nice.

-Do you like them?
-I do.

Wonderful.

What are you giving him?

I want you to see this one.

I love this one.

Beautiful. They're yours, right?
Originals?

-That question offends me.
-Sure.

And take a look at this one.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

Okay, model citizen,
these law enforcement agents…

Assholes!

…have a search warrant that allows them

to investigate and seize
those documents you have there.

So, do me a favor, just cooperate,
and it'll avoid harming your health.

No, no, no. It can't be!

My Román, how could you do this to me?

If the graphology tests show

that these originals are yours,
you'll have no issues.

Come clean, Ángel.

Do the right thing.

Really.

Tell us that it was María José Arriaga
who planned all this.

What?

You should cooperate with the agents.

It's in your best interests.

-Watch out for this beast.
-Sing,

like you used to at dawn with me.
Or have you forgotten?

Where's Majo?
When are you going to catch that woman?

Okay, my dear sir, please, hold this.

And let me have the evidence, please.

Hugo! Calm down!

I'm a fool.

Hugo, calm down!

It's her!

I would recognize those legs
anywhere in the world.

Oh, Nicolás! I just…

What's going on, Nicolás? No!

Eagle One reporting.

The target is in the nest.

With a wig and disguise.

As you heard,

the alleged suspect
is wandering the perimeter,

not knowing that,
after several days of surveillance,

our intelligence team
has been following her steps.

Stay tuned
because this will keep getting better.

For us, the most important thing
is our listeners.

So I take this chance to say hello

to Mr. Miraç Ahmed Emir Kerem Khan
Yigit Yusuf Zeheb Öztürk,

wherever he may be.

And I want to say hello to his manager

who will soon be visiting Ecomoda.

That's Majo. It's Majo.
Confirmed. Positive.

Hold on. She's being handed
something like…

a passport.

Are you sure, Román?

In order to report her to the police,
we have to be sure it's her.

Over.

That's right.
Ángel hasn't snitched on her yet.

We need to be sure,
because there are no charges against her.

Over.

If it is a fake passport,

she's committing a crime.

I don't know, Román.
I'm not so sure that's Majo.

It's her, Camila. I know it's her.

You seem to know her pretty well,
considering you only met her a few times.

I never forget a face, Camila.

Right, I imagine
you don't forget a body either.

When will you let me off the hook?
I was only following your father's orders.

"I was only following
your father's orders."

Here she comes.

It's her.

The suspect has to come this way.

Armando will recognize her
because he knows her very well.

Over.

I wish I knew Ms. Majo

the way Ms. Beatriz knows
the Frenchman, but it's not like that.

It will be a hard task.
But I think it's not her,

because she's not as easy
as the Frenchman. Over.

-What do we do?
-What do we do?

I don't know! Don't run.

Come, come.

Quickly!

Armando!

Over. We had to make
a sudden dangerous maneuver.

We were at risk of being discovered.

Eyes peeled. Suspect is on her way.
She's on her way up.

I hope the microphone didn't break
during that maneuver

The microphone is perfect.

I don't like classical music.

I don't like Mozart.

I don't like Vivaldi, Bach.

It's important to blend in,
Freddy Stewart.

Just tell me
about that personal business venture.

I might be interested
in investing as a partner.

That's easy, Gutiérrez.

All you have to do is to take a punt.

We'll buy ten motorbikes
or ten bikes, instead.

We'll hire ten messengers.

I'll have someone design a platform,
and we've got a courier company.

You know I don't like being
far from Ecomoda.

Freeze!

Attention, Condor One and Condor Two.

Right as we're speaking, Ms. Hand
is on the move with Majo luggage.

Ms. Majo is carrying
hand luggage, you idiot!

Another important fact, Condor One.
Being a statue brings stability.

We're live streaming
the Ecomoda Commando Special,

with undercover correspondents

at several strategic points in the city.

You guys are fantastic.

This podcast needs to be heard
by the whole world.

I'll take care of that.

So cool!

Hey, Sofía, why are you so serious?

Because we need to focus
on the topic of the day.

Sabanera, pastusa, capira.
Two thousand. Thanks.

Give the rest to that woman.

-Sabanera, capira, pastusa.
-Thank you, ma'am.

Excuse me for saying this,
with all due respect.

You look exquisite even as a proletarian.

You even mess up my protesterone,
let me tell you.

I won't say more because I just…

-Do you think so?
-I do. A little kiss.

No! The mission!

The mission.

Live from the Potatomobile.

It looks like Majo
is taking a ride to the airport.

Airport. Over and out.

It's a shame we can't see it,

but Ecomoda's number one enemy
is about to go down.

You're so cool!

Sofía, do you remember
we had a date at the tango academy?

How much longer will you be?

Don't be a pain.
Our operation isn't over yet.

Look at my partner.

-That's María José. So good to see you.
-Stop right there!

Don't think you're leaving
without a goodbye. No, ma'am!

Ángel Pulido is willing
to cooperate with the police.

Here. What's up with your hair?

What a cheap wig!

You should get a life sentence
for having such bad taste.

It's not her!

-I'm sorry.
-I'm so sorry.

What's going on here?

Why, I never!

You looking so beautiful and elegant,

supporting Miss Assiaga in her nonsense.

-Arriaga!
-Okay, Arriaga!.

The thing is, this is a bee,
and we need the queen.

We screwed up.

-Hey, can I have your numberini?
-Hugo!

Ángel, as I said,
it's in your best interest to cooperate.

Getting me close to Hugo was
step one of Queen Majo's plan.

making him fall in love
was the easiest part.

That's when the revenge against you began.

I know I'm going to get a long sentence,

but I… have another confession to make.

I did fall in love.

I knew it.

Once they get a of taste Hugo,
they're hooked.

I was hooked.

By Armandi.

No…

No, Armandi didn't get a taste.

No, come on, man.

Don't laugh, Mr. González.
This is serious.

I can't believe Majo's skills.

We almost had her,

and she vanished right before our eyes.

She is a very skilled woman.

It's been a while since
I've seen anyone like her.

So you're still hung up on her.

That's not what I meant.

-No?
-No. What I can tell you

is that she feels a lot of hatred
towards you all.

Román, I wanted to thank you
for joining in on this craziness.

Armando is not here,
but I know I can speak on his behalf.

No, Beatriz, it was my pleasure.

I wanted to take this opportunity to…

Darling, you too.

I wanted to apologize.

You know I never wanted to lie to you.

Honestly, I also…

wanted to apologize
because I should never have spoken

about New York in front of everyone.
It wasn't the right time.

No, Mich. I know you said that
to make my dad angry. Don't worry.

Darling, I was waiting
for the right moment to tell you,

but it's not decided yet.

Oh, really? I thought it was.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Now that Hugo Lombardi's name
as a designer has been cleared…

WELCOME
MR. REPRESENTATIVE

…as it was always supposed to be,
I'm going to devote myself

to doing what I know best,
which is designing.

-Thank you so much.
-Bravo!

Thank you.

Thank you for wanting
to once again join my potatoes

with your potatoes.

I adore you!

Okay, but tread carefully, Pascual,
because you're on thin ice.

Potato seller's word.

You fascinate me.

Excuse me, everyone.

Thank you.

I am…

deeply in love.

Fascinated. Yes.

That's why I would like to share with you
that I'm getting married.

Bravo!

I'm marrying Marcela Valencia, okay?

And the good thing about this
is that all of you, hear me out,

every single one of you
is invited to the ceremony.

My friend here is going
to give out the invitations.

Keep them so you can get in.

I gotta go, since I'm running late.

I'm going straight to the airport
in my Potatomobile, hear me out,

to pick up the one, the only Chick.

"Sheikh," Mr. Potato!

Exactly. Okay, excuse me.

Bravo!

-Bravo!
-Bravo!

Thank you.

-Congratulations!
-What a joy!

Party!

Nicolás, how long are you
going to keep me waiting?

I need you to sign the divorce papers.

Does it have to be today?
The day the Turk's representative arrives?

Calm down.

-Relax.
-Excuse me.

You two are also invited

to my ceremony with Marcela.

Okay? Don't worry about anything else.

Don't worry about the cash gift,
because I know you're broke.

I'll help you out instead. Of course.

I thought I'd shown you finesse, Armando.

Yes, but I don't believe every story.
And Majo is in the wind.

However, I am a generous man
and I'll give you a second chance.

I don't want Betty to move
to New York with Michel.

And I also don't want to sell this company
to the Turk, are we clear?

-What can I do about it?
-A lot. Everything.

What if I convince Betty to accept you
as her son-in-law, for instance?

You could repay me with a very easy favor.

Friends, welcome to the Club's Special.

We're coming to you from Bogotá
with good Colombian coffee.

And tomorrow, from somewhere in the world.

Because let me tell you, my friends,
we now have a French producer

based in none other than New York.

-Yes, sir!
-Bravo!

So that means we're going
on an international tour soon!

Wait a minute. It's not definite yet.

What do you mean, Sofía?

I mean, you don't want to take
Michel up on his offer?

Why do we want a producer
if he's not going to be here?

Oh, Sofía, my little friend,
with modern technological advances,

Michel can produce the show
from wherever he might be.

-Easy.
-It's true.

The thing is, I've come from far away,
and I don't feel like traveling anymore.

Girls, it's as easy as this,
dear listeners.

If Sofía doesn't want to come with us,
that's okay.

-We'll go on our own, and that's it.
-Excellent! Of course!

What do you mean? No, ma'am.
How can you go without me?

Don't you know I invented this show?

So what am I here?

Excuse me? The podcast idea was mine.

-What?
-No, no, no.

Aura María, this podcast
won't work without me.

Because you haven't even learned
to position a mic or plug anything in.

-So excuse me.
-Sandra!

If this is how it's gonna be,

this podcast won't work without me either

because I'm the one recording.

I'm taking take all my followers
and getting the hell out of here.

Do what you want, end the show, whatever.

I think it's best we end this now.

Are you happy?

THE CLUB'S SPECIAL

I think we can go to New York this week.

But the Turk's rep is arriving today.

This deal might get done super fast.

You've been announcing
you're leaving Ecomoda for months.

Mila gave us her blessing.

I can't see why we couldn't go.

Mom!

-You don't know what's going on.
-What?

Betty, please, come with me outside.

But have patience, and breathe!

Let's go, Mom!

What's going on?

There's a crowd of people waiting outside…

-And where is everyone?
-Downstairs!

-The party's getting started.
-What?

And Freddy with his things… Oh, no!

Michel, I'll be right back!

MONACO

Hello, madam.

Le monsieur Miraç Ahmed Emir

Kerem Khan Yigit Yusuf Zeheb Öztürk?

Let's see.

Let's see.

Montarelli, man!

What is this audacity
in front of my company?

It's also an invasion
of the public space, Freddy.

It obstructs the entrance to Ecomoda.

Thank you so much for your kind attention.

We would like to introduce

our business venture, my partner and I,
our courier company.

-It's called Contreras…
-Gutiérrez.

And our commitment is
to elegance, speed and quality.

Ready? Go!

Now that you're entrepreneurs,

why not be enterprising and leave?

It's a good business.

But the venue is in a bad location.

We went from Fashion Week in Paris,

and we jumped right
to Bike Week at Ecomoda.

Michel, I don't know.

Do you really want me to read
your Tarot cards right now?

I'm kind of interested in knowing
what's going on out there.

It'll just be two minutes. I want to use
this time with everyone outside

for you to tell me what's going
to happen between Betty and me.

Okay. Only because it's you.

The party bus is here!

THE EASY a*s


What a lovely welcome!

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have an announcement.

Let me tell you that…

the chick's representative is here!

Hello, everyone.

This has to be a joke.

La Pupuchurra?

Yes, Mr. Hugo. I don't have work

and neither does my Pupuchurro.

And Ms. Sofía is starving me.

Look at how skinny I am, Mr. Hugo.

Body and soul.

She never had a soul, you idiot.

Pati, give me those divorce papers,
so I can sign them.

You wretch!

Fate never forgets.

Here I am again, my friends.

We don't have that,
but you can have arepa with egg.

Why is it that every time Pascual
talks about marriage, a disaster happens?

Blood will flow here!

-Motherf…
-Shut up!

Jenny, what are you doing here?

So nice to see you, Betty.

Miss Chontaduro, welcome!

From Dubai, hello.

What does that card mean?
That it's happening?

Something between Betty and me?

Yes, Michel. Death.

Death.

Is there life after?

I don't know.

But the old saying,
"till death do us apart,"

is about to be proven true.

Welcome.

BETTY LA FEA, THE STORY CONTINUES