26x10 - Camp Out, Drag Out, Sing Out

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onthe real world...

- I haven't been to any g*y bars and clubs

Since I met michael.

We have a bottle service if you guys want to come.

I miss the game. I miss flirting.

- Did you just get home? That's a yes.

He looks at me and gives me this smirk,

And that means, "yes, I did something

I shouldn't have last night."

- If anything, I feel bad for michael.

He deserves more than frank cheating on him.

- I was off last night and today.

- Frank will hook up with anything that moves.

Michael, at least, was a classy guy.

- It's gonna go right back to how it was, huh?

- Whatever. - Mm-hmm.

- This is the true story...

[Laughter]

- Of seven strangers.

- Greatest idea ever!

- Picked to live in a house.

- Don't tell me what to do!

- Work together...

- Score!

- And have their lives taped.

- The house is on fire!

- Find out what happens...

- You guys are so gross.

- Wow!

- When people stop being polite.

- Make a move, I'm gonna explode.

- And start getting real.

-The real world...

All: san diego!

- [Laughter]

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh hoo ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Let's start over ♪

♪ Let's start over ♪

♪ Again, again ♪

♪ Again, again, oh ♪

♪ Let's start over ♪

♪ Let's start over ♪

♪ Again, again ♪

♪ Again, again ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

- Damn.

- [Indistinct]

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

- I don't feel like I've jumped

From one relationship to another, I don't.

I am putting my relationship with michael on hold,

Because I want to casually date.

Want to go swimming?

- That pool is cold.

- Hot tub?

- That hot tub is hot.

- [Laughing]

I don't know. The sex is good.

The conversation is good.

And the sex is really good.

So I don't know.

[Scoffs] I don't know what it is.

- I already told frank I'm the worst person to talk to,

'Cause I'm just gonna tell you

You don't cheat on someone you love.

Just doesn't work that way.

- I know.

- No, don't try to understand something like that,

'Cause that is not even something

That should be understood.

That's, like, the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

I have no reason to not like todd,

And he seems like a nice guy,

But, I mean, is he michael? No.

- [Laughs]

- You're dirty.

- [Laughs]

- There's a respectful way of doing things

And a not-so-respectful way of doing things.

[Indistinct chatter]

- You know, todd's still getting kind of the silent treatment

From--from ashley, and...

I mean, I think people need warming up time,

But, really? Like, come on.

- Ashley's reacting this way to todd

Because she liked michael so much.

And now that michael's out of the picture,

She's gonna be cranky... Whatever.

You know, she's just mad mike's gone, I suppose.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Do we have the salt? Good.

- I never realized salt and beer went so well together.

- It tastes good, doesn't it? Told you.

- My drag mom is supposed to be coming out, so--

- Well, okay, what is a drag mom?

- That's like--like, I'm her son.

Like, in the drag world, if you come--like if--

- So is there a dude dressed up as a chick, and you're the--

- Yeah. - Oh.

- Yeah. I love doing it.

Like, I perform anywhere

From one to three times a week.

And I'll make anywhere-- - what, what, perform?

What do you mean perform? Just go out, like--

- No, I lip-synch and I dance.

- Oh, this is, like, an event, like...

- Right, like, I tape my chest down.

And I put a fake beard on. - No...

- And I wear sunglasses, and my name--

- Just a fake beard, not like...

- No, it looks completely real.

- Really? - Yeah.

Back home, I am a drag king.

You've got drag queens,

Which are men that dress like women.

And you have the kings,

Which are women that dress like men.

My name at home is shawn jade.

But I want to see if there's any way possible

That I can do it here.

Like, I would love for y'all to come out.

- That'd be awesome.

I hope sam becomes the coolest drag king ever.

And I hope that little fella shoots for the stars.

- This is me. This is what I do at home.

This is what I love to do. And I can't wait.

- Look at that...bear.

- There's two of them. - Oh!

Those things are huge.

What are their names?

- Which one is jughead and which one is lulu?

- I want the big one to be lulu.

Ah! - [Laughs] oh, my god.

- [Bleep]! [Laughing]

Dude, that thing-- I freaked out.

I do not want to be eaten.

- What's up? - Hi.

We just started working out minutes ago.

- Oh, okay.

With ashley, she needs some time to warm up to todd.

But I see this little cringe

Or this tinge of disgust in her face.

And it's really upsetting, and it's really...

Disgusting that anyone would ever act that way.

I just know that, like, this whole thing

Is a lot for you to take on.

I know you're not used to everything.

And I want--i--

- I feel comfortable now, though, being around,

Like, everyone in the house, anybody that comes in.

- Okay, good, 'cause this morning,

You looked, like, a little...

I don't know. Something.

Okay, I just want you to be comfortable.

- Oh, I'm comfortable.

I know that michael made

A lot of the g*y stuff comfortable for you.

- I love him. I like him a lot.

I think, no matter what, you guys should be friends

And stay close and figure things out.

- Well, I hope you like me too.

- I think he's a really good influence on you

When it comes to you wanting to go in a different direction

And how you act in that manner.

He is the perfect person to teach you.

- Right. Well, I hope I helped you feel comfortable too.

- No, yeah! What-- yeah, this has nothing--

I'm just talking about michael right now.

So yeah. - Okay.

Ashley needs to get over michael.

She loves michael.

"You know, I love michael. I love michael.

I love michael."

Well, what about me?

- "I am with michael. I love michael.

I will be with michael after this."

And then I wake up,

And he's with another guy in the morning.

Frank and todd, frank and michael.

Frank and frank.

Frank is more confused than an ugly duckling

Growing up with swans.

- Honestly, I'm like, "frank, there's a new person

"In your life every week.

Why would I care to get to know any of them?"

I was like, "I actually got to know michael,

"'Cause I thought he was sweet,

And I still do think he's nice and genuine."

I was like, "and look what happened!

Look what you did!" [Laughs]

He's like, "yeah."

- "You rude [bleep bleep],"

Is what I should have said, but I didn't.

I said, "I want you to feel comfortable."

She's like, "oh, no, I'm totally comfortable.

Michael...i love michael."

Well, michael's not really in the picture right now.

He's not out of my life, but he's not really in the picture.

And she's like, "oh, no, no.

I love him. He really helped me."

I was like, "well, I hope I helped."

And she was like, "ha ha ha, I love michael."

And then they le-- they [bleep]--i left--

They're not even home yet. I left the gym fi--

Like, ten minutes after they did.

They don't [...] Ever say good-bye.

They're so [bleep] damn inconsiderate.

It's driving me crazy!

I just want to call her out on her [bleep].

I really do.

I really, really do.

I want to call her the fake she is

And say, "what, was it really--

"Was it really that easy for you

"To be my friend when you didn't look

"Like a white bread, dumb, conservative, bigoted [bleep]?

"It was easy for you then,

"But now that michael's out of the picture,

"And I'm a slutty g*y man again,

"You don't want to be my friend?

Well, [bleep] you."

- I personally understand why he's angry,

But I'm just gonna kind of tread lightly on this one.

- My feelings are absolutely hurt by ashley.

But I don't want to upset zach in any way.

I don't want him to be collateral damage.

I don't want to upset the balance in this house.

- Oh, I know, as soon as I was walking down the street,

I'm like, "we should have said bye to frank."

I always--walking--

Walking's kind of nice sometimes.

- You guys literally always leave without saying bye.

- What?!

When you guys were there with us or something?

- When I'm at the gym, when you take the car.

I never know where you guys are.

- Hmm.

I don't really think we do that.

We're actually very considerate

When it comes to the car and stuff.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, we are.

For me, it's kind of funny to see

How he interacts with myself and then zach.

Like, we both did the same thing.

Like, me and zach both left the gym,

Forgot to say anything to frank,

And I'm not sure why it's more malicious towards me.

It could be intimidation when it comes to zach.

Okay.

- I would love to know if ashley even likes me,

Because you were rude the first time you met michael.

You were rude to todd.

I can see right through your act,

And it is so, so, so frustrating,

Because I would actually like to foster a friendship with her.

I would like to have had a hand in making her

A less-bigoted, more open-minded individual.

I know that there is something under there

That could be friends with me.

I know it.

- Tonight's my drag performance.

As usual, nate has way too many beverages.

- No, you're not coming? - Nope.

- Nate, are you serious?

- When it comes to me and who I am,

I don't have anything else to say.

- I didn't ask to fight with any of them!

It's a big [bleep]damn deal to me, okay?

- Sam, are you good at camping?

- Huh? - Are you--oh, my god.

Are you good at camping?

- This weekend, we are going camping.

Nervous...a little bit.

Not for myself, but for the girls.

- If I must go camping, we're going somewhere

That has at least, like, showers.

Preferably a sauna.

- Okay, very, very nervous.

- I'm not asking for a lot here,

But I hope you don't plan for me to hike.

- Oh, we're gonna hike too.

Oh, are you okay with bugs?

- If I can go somewhere without mosquitoes...

- Are you okay with spiders?

- No, absolutely not.

- Okay, what about bears?

- Bears, I mean, they're kind of sweet.

I wouldn't mind bears.

- So this is my humble abode.

- Nice. - Yeah.

- Beth and rudy are part of the san diego kings club,

Which is a drag king troupe that goes around and performs.

So I really want to talk about me doing drag.

So it's all kings on that sunday?

- No. - Well, it's open to anybody

Who wants to perform.

We make sure that you're welcome

And make sure that you're respected.

- In the place where I performed back home,

It's normally me and two other kings,

And, like, four or five queens.

- Crammed in there, trying to get a space.

- Oh, yeah, and of course, all them and--

All their flamboyant, feathery tops.

- Drag droppings everywhere. - Exactly.

It's bad.

- The reason I do drag

Is it gets me out of...

Being me for a couple minutes.

I get to dance,

And I get to put my heart and soul into it

And just have fun with it.

Later. Thank you.

You guys have a good night.

- Yep.

- Today has been a good day.

I made moves. Oh!

Frank! I made moves today!

I made so many moves.

- So, um, you're gonna be talking with my assistant, john.

He does all of our local, like, showcases

And he books, like, a lot of stuff in music hall.

- Candace, she got a hold of my music

From someone else who worked at the house of blues,

And really, really loves it.

She wants to help me set up doing a show there.

- This is john.

- Nice to meet you. Alex.

- So we're gonna be playing

Upstairs on the restaurant stage for

This program that we call groove international.

- Uh-huh. - And you said you'd have about

A -minute set, right? - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, that's perfect.

- Can't wait. I'm so excited.

- I know. - I'm pretty much speechless.

And I'm thinking, like,

"Man, we need to practice as much as possible."

- I'm ready!

- Camping! Whoo! Whoo!

- We know some people are gonna over-pack.

Not naming any names.

- Sorry, I'm just not, like, a super-duper camp--

Let's bring one pair of underwear and, like,

Shower in a creek.

That's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

- I'm very excited to...

Goau naturel in the wilderness.

[Nate laughing] - uh...

That's all I got, nate. How 'bout you, man?

[Nate laughing]

- Hey, can I get the spicy italian foot-long

On italian herbs and cheese?

Here's when we're gonna be loud and obnoxious.

- Absolutely, we're taking subway to the woods.

There really is no other option.

We're not gonna cook. I mean, none of us are cookers.

So...i mean, I'm bad. I don't know how to cook.

- $.. - That's it?

That's all?

[Distant siren]

[Air blowing]

- Dude.

Nate, come on, man.

I'm gonna start sweating here.

- Oh, want to do a sweat-out?

- Yes.

- Sweat this b*tch out.

- Oh, let's not. I'm already hot.

He just turned it on. - Let's do it!

- Sweat this b*tch out. - I'm ready.

- The heat's gonna be on high the entire--for two hours.

- [Laughing] we're doing sweat box.

We're doing sauna. - I'm ready.

- It's hot as ba*ls already.

- I know. I'm already hot.

[Indistinct chatter] - don't break!

- Oh, I think I have a first-degree burn.

Yeah. - [Laughing] I am so hot.

- It is so hot! I can't do this, guys.

I'm so hot-- - whoo!

- No! I want to drive everybody crazy!

Welcome to [bleep] inferno, b*tches!

- No, it's fine. - No, it's not.

- You are gonna burn all your sperm and k*ll them all.

Frank's kind of like that fourth-grader sometimes

That just likes to poke fun and poke fun and poke--and just,

The more it bothers you, the more excited he gets.

- It is really bad.

- I have no control over this. This is nate's game.

- This is not my game. Frank started it.

- Yeah. - Did i?

- Dude, I want to...

- You guys are [bleep].

- You guys are [bleep]. - Alright, freeze out.

- Freeze out.

- Camping!

- Whoo! Whoo!

Hoo hoo! Whoo!

- Exactly.

- All right.

- Welcome to the woods, guys. - Whoo.

- It's really quiet out here, and that's cool.

- It is cool. It's super quiet.

- Whoa, these are big-a*s tents.

How the [...] Does this go?

- Frank, you're just gonna stand here

For the duration of the trip.

- Okay. - Hold on, let's see.

- I do hope to have a good time

With everybody while we go camping,

'Cause we don't have a lot of time left.

And, I mean, I would love to just, like,

Actually maybe talk to zach and ashley.

- We don't need bug spray, do we?

- No, we don't.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Do you want on your face? - Yeah, a little bit.

- You're--you're good. You're coated.

- You guys gonna go do your...

- Yeah. - Sunset walk?

- Lookout is supposed to be

The best view of san diego county.

- I think we just go that way.

- Adams trail to--yeah. This is the one we want.

- I'm gonna step into a bear trap.

- Start slapping two sticks together.

That's how you keep the mountain lions away, priscilla.

- You have a hiking stick? - Yes.

- I'm--i'm pleasantly surprised, actually.

Hiking, I feel definitely accomplished with myself.

And it's like a little notch to go on my wall...or my belt?

Wait, what do you put on your wall?

It's like a painting on my wall

Of me hiking with my hiking stick through the woods.

- I like the combo of, like, the burned trees

And the new, like, light green.

- This is getting a little narrow.

- These are all thorns.

- Is it all thorns on everything?

Good, I'm glad I wore, like, no clothing.

Aah! - Oh, got him in the back.

- Oh, it got me! - Oh, you got--oh, yeah.

- Oh, man, I'm gonna die.

- I'm not usually a big hiker,

Obviously, 'cause I don't like to lug around

My huge friggin' body.

- No, dude, that hurt right in the elbow.

- But it's good to see, and it's nice to be with my friends.

- Wow, I'm moving.

- [Indistinct]

- [Laughs]

- We're going a little bit faster than the group,

And eventually we kind of start to lose them.

And I'm like, "you know, we're trying to make it

To the top for the sunset."

I want to see it,

And the sun's already kind of starting to go down.

So I'm like, "I'm just gonna get to top of this mountain."

- Where'd they even go? - Okay, let it.

- I thought this was a group hike.

- Let it. - Is this is the lookout?

- Wow. - It is gorgeous.

- It does kind of look like jurassic park, doesn't it?

- Right. - It does.

- Yeah.

- [Imitates dinosaur]

- This is it?

- Oops.

[Laughs]

- I don't care that I left the others in the dust.

Sharing this moment with ashley is--it's perfect.

It really doesn't get much better than this.

- You can see la jolla. - Mm-mmm.

- Is that the ocean over there?

- This is so nice.

[Crickets chirping]

- [Coughs]

- This is very wilderness of us.

Drinking soup out of cans.

- Priscilla, you're such a-- you're such an outdoorsman.

Uggs. Pj pants.

I'm gonna find some sticks. - You want s'mores?

- Uh-huh. - Yeah, I'll be proactive.

- S'mores, s'mores? - Take this.

- You'll need a light. - I'm tired.

- Here. - Right here.

- Ah, you're...

- Perfect.

- Zach and i, you know, I mean,

We're not as close anymore,

But anytime one of your buddies gets a chick,

You're not gonna see him as much as you'd like.

It just sucks.

- Who wants marshmallows?

- Hey, over here.

- Where are the crackers and everything?

- Maybe I should have unwrapped it.

Oh, [...]. F.y.i., Unwrap it.

- Leave it on there for a minute.

- Oh, I feel again. - It'll melt.

- [Laughs] - this is good.

- Zach and ashley need to be separate entities.

They're not the same person.

As much as they hang out, they can't be the same person.

And I can't address, you know,

Not knowing anything about ashley and being a friend--

Being a friends with zach as the same problem.

All right, I'm over it. I can't--

- The first month, I really tried to get to know ashley,

And then when I realized it wasn't gonna happen,

Wrote it off.

And then I kept pushing on zach,

Because, like, I think that he and I have a lot in common.

The fact that ashley, you know, even when

I'm trying to actually talk to her...

- Nothing, ever. Nothing, ever.

- Does it make us bad people to want to know who she is?

- Nope.

- The problem with ashley with us

Is she tries to mold herself to, first of all,

What zach wants.

And I can understand that.

But for you to put on this entire act--that's bull[bleep].

We just want to get to know you.

Why--why should I tell you who I am

And you not even return the damn favor?

["Morning mood" from grieg'speer gynt]

[Chirping]

- I totally, like, love doing outdoors things.

That's really fun, and it's nice

To just sit and relax and enjoy the view.

[Giggles]

[Tent flapping]

♪ ♪

[Music stops]

[Urine trickling]

I don't know what the deal is with frank.

Frank always makes things uncomfortable.

It's very strange.

At this point, I'm like,

"All right, honestly, one night is enough."

Yeah.

- Yeah, you have the keys on your lap too.

- They're really ready to go, getting in the car.

The girls aren't even back yet.

If you can wait one sec. The girls aren't back yet.

- I'm just getting my flip-flops and stuff.

- Jesus.

- Got to go up the back.

- I know this all sounds really silly,

But I might as well as put it all out there right now, right?

Ashley was really rude this morning.

It's, like, back to square one.

That will absolutely k*ll me

If it goes back to that, it really will.

- I don't think it's even necessarily that they

Want to ignore you or not talk to you,

But they're just--they're making a very obvious...

- Conscious effort.

- Effort and conscious effort not to be...

- Involved in anybody's business.

- Involved in anybody's business,

Which is their choice, you know. - Mm-hmm.

- And I get from, like, talking to them that,

You know, they just would rather be quiet.

- That's unfortunate, because we--

We could all have a really healthy exchange.

Everybody could.

- Things will just always happen

The way they need to happen,

And all you can do is do you.

- It's really hard to be here,

To be going through all this [bleep],

And to not have somebody give me anything back

Is really difficult, you know?

But it--it just hurts my feelings,

Because I want that emotional connection.

- Yeah.

[Flatulence]

[Laughter]

- Oh, okay.

- My best friend skyler is in town.

She's coming to my show tonight.

Tonight's my drag performance.

You know, I'm little bit nervous.

Take a couple of shots right before you go on and...

Liquid courage, and you can do anything you want.

- You just have to focus on me,

'Cause then your nerves will go away.

- Oh, wait. No.

- I'm going from drinking, like, beer

And a couple shots before my show

To drinking liquor.

- And I'm gonna watch the whole thing happen.

- I'm gonna need one, two, three, four, five, six shots

Of whatever the hell you want to drink.

- Hey, nathan, I can't drink anymore.

I need to be sober enough for tonight.

As usual, nate has way too many beverages.

- Just--just look.

- I'm like, "great, this is gonna be pretty bad.

Very bad, actually."

- Nate, do you want a bottle of water, or are you good?

- No, no. - Do you want water?

- No, I need a bottle. Yeah!

No, we got-- I can have alcohol.

I'm good.

- Sam saran-wraps her tatas

As if she's marinating two chicken breasts,

And it's, uh... It's pretty weird.

- Do you need help?

- No.

- Are you sure? Here, let me make it look--

- Nope, I got it, I got it.

When I get ready for a show,

I get in this zone

Where I don't think about anything else.

I don't really talk to anybody else.

[Saran wrap crackling]

You know, I get ready...

For my game.

- And...

- This is fun.

- I'm [...] In it.

- [Laughing] - [...] In it.

Done! Yes!

Let's go.

- Let's make moves.

- "Herro."

Where's frank and nate? - They're coming.

- Nate.

Nate's ham-sauced.

He is gone.

Come on.

We're all in the car. Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

Use your words.

- Nope. - No, you're not coming?

- Nope. - All right.

Not on my conscience.

Nate cares a lot about sam.

Nate is sam's big brother.

And it would be so awful

If he missed her show, and he knows that.

Somebody's got to wake the sleeping bear.

- Nathan!

If he doesn't come,

He and I are gonna have a lot bigger issues

Than anybody else in the house.

- Nate, are you serious?

You're gonna miss this?

- No. - Let's go!

We're leaving. We're in the car--everybody.

- One sec.

- Please?

- I hate you.

- Why do you hate me?

- I hate you. - [Laughs] why?

- [Clapping] yay!

- Rose like a phoenix. - Yeah!

Yes, nate! Whoo!

- Everybody's here. I'm so happy.

Now we're off to my show.

- Yeah, here we go.

Whoo hoo hoo!

[Screaming] whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

- You can take a left here.

- Yeah, should I just go this way?

- Yes, just go this way. It's better.

- Good. - Remember when you made him--

What'd you do to him? You passed--

You gonna pass out? - What?

- [Laughs] what?

- This is what he does at night.

- My friend jackie does that. She talks in her sleep.

And she'll have a full blown conversation with you,

And you're really--and, like, halfway through it,

You'll realize she's not even awake and you're kind of like--

- Nate is just acting really weird.

He's drunk, he's saying random crap.

- When nate gets in the car,

He starts yelling things out

That make no sense.

But I kind of feel like

They are geared towards ashley and i.

- Drunk nate doesn't give a [bleep]

What anybody thinks about anything.

Every time ashley decides to speak,

I just let her know,

"You're fake, no one believes you.

Shut up."

- Nate, what are you doing, nate?

- I'm a little upset as to how awkward

The entire car is right now.

- Why is it awkward, nate?

- Because we [bleep] lived together for three months,

And I'm [bleep] sorry it's awkward, yeah.

- You know, it's unfortunate

That it takes nate being hammered

To actually say something to ashley

About her realness or fakeness.

And it's really awkward that he does so when he's drunk.

He needs to keep his mouth shut.

- [Indistinct]

- Yeah! Yeah! Deter the situation.

That'd be so much cooler, yeah.

[Laughs] - oh, we're right here.

- The flame? - Yep.

- I don't really know where to park.

- Why we don't we let sam out?

- Yeah, let sam out.

- You want to get out, nate?

Let's get out. Yeah, you and i, let's get out.

- All right. - I'll stay.

- Okay.

- What's going on? - I don't know, what's his deal?

- No idea. - What did he say to you?

Anything?

Does anybody know what he's talking about?

- Nope.

- Do you?

- I don't know. It just...

- What? - It's just...

- [Laughing] it's like not even my place to say.

- What is he talking about?

- I think the biggest thing is that people feel like you guys

Are missing out on the experience, I guess,

By always being gone.

I think it's materializing,

And there's no reason to--

- I mean, I never really feel like I have to defend myself--

- Why is it so offensive to them?

- I think it's more that they feel like you guys aren't gonna

Get as much out of it as you could.

- But why? Why are they concerned with that?

- I don't know. You have to ask them.

- You know, frank seems that he really does like

To have to lot of tension.

He can plant little seeds and, like,

Get people thinking about things

That they wouldn't even think about if they were on their own.

- I had no idea that frank and nate

Were upset with ashley and I

About not showing them who we were.

But clearly they had a huge issue,

But they weren't man enough

To confront either of us right away.

[Upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Someone who is going to talk [bleep]

About my girlfriend constantly, and me,

But they only do it behind our backs,

All I want to is just beat the crap out of them.

- You know?

- Well, I don't know why.

I don't even know what happened or why.

- You know, this night is not about us.

It's not about us trying to figure out

What is wrong with everyone.

This night is about sam, and sam only.

[Cheers and applause]

[Upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I see nate. I see everybody.

And having my roommates at the show

And coming supporting me was huge.

- Sam's k*lling it!

Whoa h* h* h* h*!

[Cheers and applause]

- Give it up for shawn jade!

Isn't he so [bleep] hot?

[Cheers and applause]

- Aah! You did so good.

- We don't believe you.

We don't believe you.

- Was that what I was saying? - Yeah.

- Nobody believes you.

- Oh, god.

Well, at least it's out there in the open now.

- I don't know that it's my job to call ashley out.

I don't know that I even want to call her out,

Because we don't have a lot of time left.

- [Laughs]

- Nate makes it a little more difficult

By calling her out when he's drunk,

And now I sort of feel in a position

That if I'm approached,

Of course I'm gonna be % honest with them.

[Yawning] okay, I got to go.

- Where's the car?

- In the driveway.

- It is? - Yeah.

- They walk to the gym?

- Yeah.

- Oh, my god, how considerate.

Maybe I'll drive to the gym.

[Laughs] no.

- I got to run to the bank.

- No, I'm gonna walk.

I am walking to the gym,

Minding my own business, %,

And, um, I walk into the wonder twins

On the way back from their gym sesh.

- Listen, I don't want either of us

To be negative about this, all right?

What is going on?

I approached frank,

And I made him start talking,

'Cause I knew there was something up.

I'm not trying to start a fight.

I'm just saying, like, the whole thing yesterday,

Like, you knew what nate was saying.

You knew what was going on. I know you did.

- I didn't, actually. I really didn't.

'Cause nate was burping and dry heaving

Before I brought him into the club.

- Then why did alex tell us that it was between you and nate?

- And--what? What's between me and nate?

The fact that we want more out of you guys as friends,

And we don't feel like we get it?

- Why would I want to get any closer to people if,

Like, I know they're talking about me?

And it still happens now.

- Yeah, it does happen, because we care.

That we're talking about you out of care.

It's not talking about it behind your backs.

It's talking with my friend about a situation.

- I appreciate this more than get upset.

- I'm almost sorry that you're here,

Because it's really not as much about you as you think it is.

It's more about her and i. I'm sorry, it is.

- But that's why I said what I said,

To get it out on the table,

Because I knew there was something going on

Since last night. I need to see--

- But why is it about me so much?

I just don't understand.

- Because, ashley, as I've said,

I know absolutely nothing about you.

- When it comes to me and who I am,

I don't have anything else to say.

- Okay. Well, it's just--

- I don't get-- - just know--

- Honestly, in this house, I am the quietest person.

I don't talk to anybody.

It took him forever to get me to even talk to him.

- I just don't want, like, you jumping to the defense.

I want her to speak for herself in this situation.

- Like, I don't share myself with many people.

Like, that's me, and if that makes me a bad person

And makes you guys not like me, then by all means hate me.

- It doesn't make you a bad person.

It makes me feel like everything

Is just, like, feigned and fake,

And just, like... - How?

How is that fake? Because i...

- Because everyone else is putting

% Of themselves into it, and we don't get that from you.

I know nothing. I get nothing but a wall.

- And there was a wall, and you're right, there was one.

- If I feel that I can't trust someone--

Like, if I feel like they're talking about me,

That that is the same sense with him,

Makes me feel like I don't want to get any farther with someone.

- And I have done nothing but [...] Try.

So if that's not having your back, I don't know what is.

I've done nothing but try

And continue to invite you into my life.

I'm gonna go and get some food,

'Cause I missed my gym, so I'm gonna eat instead.

- Okay. - And then...

Then I'll meet you guys at home.

- Okay. Well, I'm glad we had that conversation then.

- Okay. - [Chuckles]

- Hey, stop.

Are you mad at me? - [Laughs] no!

- All that was was him saying,

"I want attention from you. You're the prom queen."

- No, no, no.

- You're all right, though, right?

- Yeah. No, I'm fine.

- Yeah? - [Laughs]

- I'm fine, because it doesn't...

- It really just sounded like... - It's so...

- No offense, but that sounded like two girls talking.

- It's very irrelevant to the big scheme of things,

And that's why it doesn't affect me.

I don't think anybody needs to really defend themselves

When it comes to such a silly thing like this.

It's like, "you don't want to hang out with me."

I mean I feel like that's fifth grade.

So... - Whatever.

- I'm not worried. I just felt bad for you,

Because he singled you out, and that's not fair.

- That's okay. I can take it.

- Well, I know you can take it, but it's not fair.

- I was raised you don't show weakness.

- Exactly. - You're a strong person.

- Yep. - You're independent.

- And because you're a girl,

If you being tough comes off as fake, then so be it.

When frank says he doesn't know us

Because we haven't cried, screamed, laughed,

All this stuff in front of him,

That's the whole emphasis

On having seven strangers in the house--

That we're seven completely different people,

Not, "this is the story of frank's seven friends."

Because if it was that, then we'd all be crying,

We'd all be screaming at each other.

But we're not all the same.

And frank takes toughness and introversion as fake.

I just feel like... Sometimes...

You're not being % honest with me.

Is your name really ashley? - [Laughing]

- Oh, god, that was terrible.

- Me and frank are in a tiff right now.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

But it'll blow over.

- And if it doesn't?

- I don't care.

- Nate! - Yeah?

Are we ready?

- Yes! - Okay.

- Make some moves! - Move makin'.

With zach and frank, I'm right in the middle.

Why can't one just hate me,

So then I could be like, "well, I'm on their team now"?

- Okay, here's the thing, nate,

Is that I'm walking to the gym,

Inviting nothing, and then it's like,

"So why was nate being such an [bleep]?"

And then it's all on me.

And--and you kind of [...] Up by doing it.

'Cause you can walk away completely scot-free,

And I'm the one who gets all the [...] Blame for it.

- So what do you want me to do?

- Can you at least, like, back me up a little bit?

Like, I really do feel like I'm, like, kind of

Fighting some stupid battle

That I don't even want to fight, and i--

- I think it's a battle

Because you're making it to yourself as a battle.

You're blowing up because you called--

- I'm blowing up to you! I'm not blowing to them!

You're my friend. - So fine, cool.

- You don't want me to tell you that kind of [bleep]--

- You're blowing that in itself out of proportion!

- I'm saying, like, if it makes you uncomfortable,

If it makes you think that I'm--

- I never once said it made me uncomfortable!

- [Bleep], I must be really [...] Hard to deal with, huh?

- I was just... Making it a point

Of this is how you reacted as opposed to how I feel.

- Well you know what? It's a big [bleep] deal to me!

It's a big deal to me, because I feel like I'm [bleep]

Out there by myself.

I didn't ask to fight with any of them!

It's a big [bleep] damn deal to me, okay?

So blowing it out of proportion, it's--it's inmyproportion!

It's in my [bleep] damn proportion, nate!

Okay? It's a big [bleep] for me,

Because I got two people trying to make me

Look like a [...] Villain, okay?

It's a big deal to me!

- So how long will you perform for tonight?

- I think, like, to minutes.

- Do you want your little signature wings?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Tonight, I'm gonna have a show

At the house of blues.

It's gonna be upstairs in the restaurant

On the voodoo stage.

I'm just so psyched.

It's just getting better and better.

[Cheers and applause]

- You guys want to hear one more?

Be loud as [bleep].

[Cheers and applause]

- Whoa, that's a good way to put it.

- That sounds cool. - Whoo!

- Okay, this song is a song calledhotels,

And I wrote it for-slash-about

Like, this experience in general, you know.

I think there have been moments

That we've all felt lonely,

And, uh, that's what it's about.

[Cheering] - let's go! Whoo!

♪ ♪

- It's about living in a house as big as a hotel.

♪ ♪

♪ The houses in the hills all look like hotels♪

♪ , Windowsills out on display ♪

- For zach and ashley, you know,

I just want them to tolerate frank

For the rest of the time that we have here.

It's not long.

And after this is over,

And you don't want to talk to him

Or see him ever again, don't.

But for this moment in time,

Do it for the roommates.

- ♪ You see them in the distance ♪

♪ Everything is real nice ♪

♪ Till you're real close up ♪

♪ And you see a girl's eyes cryin' ♪

♪ Why your mom and dad still fightin' ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

♪ Cash buys clothes and penthouse flats ♪

♪ But what about happiness, you can't buy that ♪

♪ What about happiness, you can't buy that ♪

♪ Can't buy that, no ♪

♪ And our house is a small house ♪

♪ That is only built halfway ♪

♪ And our walls are the colors of our fondest memories ♪

- I want to have a family unit here.

I want to be able to, you know, come together.

It's about, you know, growing with each other

And learning, and I don't want to lose that.

- ♪ My life ♪

♪ I-yi-yi-hi, yi-yi-hi ♪

- Ashley and I don't owe any explanation

To any of our roommates.

As much as they categorize this whole situation

As being in a family, I'm from a real family,

And those are the people that, when I have a problem,

I'll call and talk to.

I'm sorry, but I didn't come in here

To make new best friends.

- ♪ Yi-yi-yi ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪

- Yoo hoo hoo hoo! [Cheers and applause]

- Give it up for alex.

- Give it up for the hats!

- Whoo!

- Next time onthe real world... - Special delivery?

- Cabo san lucas! - We're going to cabo.

[Cheers and applause]

- Priscilla is really, um...

Promiscuous whenever she's hammered.

- One more drink, and I am makin' out.

- Aah!

- Whoo!

- Aah!

- You're disgusting.

- Shut up. - Do not tell me to shut up!

- I'm gonna k*ll him.

- Make up a dance with me. Ready?

♪ I look like a geek in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ In my nerd glasses, in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ I'm so chic in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ In my nerd glasses, in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ Boys want to peek in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ In my nerd glasses, in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ They can't have me in my nerd glasses ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh ♪

- Whew! - ♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo! - That was nice.

- That's a really tiring dance. - Nice.

- That's a jam, right there.