- Previously, onthe real world...
- We're goin' to the virgin islands.
- Oh, my god! - That's your home.
- That's my home, lee? - This is your home.
- This is my room? There's my bed.
Aah! sh**t!
- What?
- Trey is my ultimate package.
I'm in trouble.
- There's all these, like, muscley dudes.
They're all fit and in shape
And really like sports.
I don't know if I can compete.
There's something about this girl laura.
She just has me tripping. That's all it is.
- What are you doing?
Brandon's a little...weird.
- Why am I tripping like this over some broad?
- Come here, dude...i didn't know what this book was.
It's brandon's journal or whatever.
- "k*ll me, k*ll me, k*ll me. I wanna die."
- She passed out?
- You can't be the first person to knock out.
You gotta know somebody gonna get you with the pranks.
[Upbeat music]
- This is the true story-- - my man robb!
- Of seven strangers. - Get outta here.
- Picked to live on an island. - Whoa, h*, h*!
- And have their lives taped. - Oh, yo!
- Find out what happens. - Laura!
- When people stop being polite. - Hey, woman!
- And start getting real. - Let's keep it real!
- Look what I caught.
-The real world. - [Laughs]
- St. Thomas! [Laughter]
[Acoustic guitar music]
♪
- There are eight jars of capped peanut butter
In my bed.
[Shower water tinkling]
[Laughs]
There's marker all down my leg.
Of rude and inappropriate comments.
- Oh, obviously. I don't think it's you guys.
You guys have much better handwriting.
- That'll k*ll them.
Sweet revenge.
- It's funny because the boys can put peanut butter in my bed
And write all over my leg and think that I'm not
Gonna come back at them ten times harder
Than they came at me.
- Wake up!
Why are you guys still sleeping?
- We're in a mansion, the sun is shining.
We're on our own private island.
Get up, let's go.
Let's see what this place has to offer.
Sleep when you get home. Sleep when you're dead.
Get out of the bed.
How all the girls up before all of y'all?
- Wake up! Wake up!
- I don't wanna be, like,
I intruded on your privacy, but...
- It says "brandon's journal"
On the front of the [bleep]damn journal.
Oh, no, no, no, yeah.
What it was was, like, uh, I was trying to get myself
In, like, a dark place and then write dark things
That are, like, from the past.
- Hey, whatever you gotta do, bro.
It's not my place to judge, man.
I just didn't want it to be, like, a serious issue
Or something of concern--
- Not even.
- I mean, if you say you're cool, bro...
- This is where we're going today, by the way.
We're going to honeymoon beach on water island.
I guess we're just gonna go around this way.
- How are y'all doing? - Hey!
- Hey, what's poppin', my dude? - You ready to go to the beach?
- Oh, yes!
- We live on our own private, isolated island
Called hassel island.
And you gotta take a boat everywhere.
- Lee, can I drive?
- Oh, of course you can drive.
- We're on gilligan's island.
I'm the captain, red's ginger.
- Hold on tight!
- Latoya's skipper.
- You gotta take that wave right in the middle.
Just like that.
- Oh, [bleep]! Oh, no, look out!
- All right. - You did good! You did good.
- When do you guys want me to come pick you up?
- Whenever you feel like it. - Never.
- Whoa!
- [Laughs]
- I get in the water and there's this fish.
And I didn't think he should have been there.
And I said, "I'm gonna fry your a*s up,
Throw some hot sauce on you and slap some bread around you."
[Laughs]
[Best coast'sthe only place]
- ♪ We have fun, we have fun we have fun when we please ♪
- Help me find a, um, starfish.
- ♪ Why would you live anywhere else? ♪
♪ Why would you live anywhere else beside the ocean ♪
♪ Got the babes, got the sun ♪
♪ We've got the waves ♪
♪ This is the only place
♪ This is the only place ♪
♪ This is the only place for me ♪
[Bubbles popping]
- Hey. [Background chatter]
- Oh, just a little bit on my front, yeah.
- Ooh, yum. Sand, drinks and chips ahoy.
[Laughs]
Will you share it with me?
- I see laura and trey taking a little stroll,
Just carrying on this conversation.
And I immediately think, "we just got here."
- Whoo! - Like, it's only day two.
- I can't believe we're at the beach
Without a football.
- We'll get one.
Laura isn't typically what I would go for
Back at home.
The tomboyish side is still a little bit new to me.
- Your boobs are bigger than mine.
- Why do girls always try to tell me that?
- We can dress you up like a girl.
- We can do that.
- All right, one--it's okay. - One, two, three.
Both: go.
[Caribbean-style music]
- Double-time! - You said triple!
- I said double-time! Or triple-time.
We're gonna do double-time though.
- You said triple! - Double time!
- I gotta put on my...
- Whoa!
- I'm not trying to--
- This'll be perfect for you. - No! No!
- Come here. - Oh, yes!
- No! No! No!
- All right, all right, watch, watch, watch.
- One, two, three. One, two, one, two, turn.
That's it, that's it.
- It's weird, like, anything that requires
Even the smallest amount of rhythm--
- All right, come here.
- It's like my brain just, like, turns off
And I'm, like, "no, I didn't even get that."
- We're gonna be quiet, we're gonna shut the mouth
And we're just gonna dance, let our bodies talk.
- Come on, marie!
- Two.
[Caribbean-style music]
♪
- [Giggles]
- No, wait, you go back first.
- Boom, turn.
- Hey, guys, boat's here.
- Where's red?
- He's passed out on the boat swing.
- Perfect.
[Low chatter]
Come on, everyone grab some peanut butter in your hand.
Robb is probably the easiest target in the house,
And I am the queen of pranks.
- [Chuckling]
- Dude, we'll just splash him with water now.
- Get some sea water.
[Laughter]
- All right, everyone.
Get ready to run.
- [Groans]
- [Screams] - oh, god.
- [Screams] - was this you?
- He's coming! - [Laughs]
- I'm your friend!
- Unh, everything hurts.
[Groans]
- Hold up, hold up! - I'm all right.
- The prank has now gone terribly wrong.
He wasn't supposed to get hurt.
- At least you taste good. - Heh.
- Congrats, marie, you got me.
- Hey.
This is the coolest thing ever.
This is better than a dog right now.
- Yeah, he's not barking.
Woof, woof.
- What is he doing? Is he scaring you, leonard?
- Leonard? - [Laughs]
- Ow.
- [Laughs]
Yes!
Marie and I really enjoy each other's company.
Am I attracted to her? I mean, obviously.
[Chuckles]
- Yup.
- Where are we going? - We are going to...
Where are we going? We're going to paradise point?
- Girl. - I know.
- I need to do that. - I have so many tricks.
- Let's roll.
- Yo, boat's here!
- I'm so happy we're going into the city.
- Whoo!
- Yee-haw!
- Whoop-whoop!
- Oh, no!
- We have arrived.
- Whoo!
- Paradise point is a really cool place.
It's on top of the mountain pretty much.
Wow, look at that. - That's our house.
- That's it.
- Whoo! - Ooh.
- Oh, my goodness.
- That looks so good! - Hell, yeah.
- I was, like, "I want that."
I'm excited to try some new food
And just enjoy the island and my new roommates.
- [Laughs] - shut up!
- It's actually kind of a romantic place.
To be honest.
I wanna do the ferris wheel in a pink cart.
No, I'd rather do a purple one kind of actually.
- Why is it going so fast?
- You're such a baby.
- Hey, drag him in first 'cause he's scared.
- No! - Oh, my gosh!
- I'm serious, stop! - It's okay.
- Please stop, please stop.
I'm such a baby. Please stop.
- You are a baby. - I'm such a baby.
Please stop. - You're a big baby.
[Laughs]
- Where the hell are they? - Where are they?
- This is only the second day, and we're still seeing
How things go, you know.
- They're right in front of us.
- Yo! - Are they kissing? Oh.
- They're getting real.
- Getting real nasty. [Background chatter]
- But I do like you.
If that counts for anything. - What did you say?
- I said "I do like you if that counts for anything."
- Really? - Really.
- You know, I kind of got that vibe, but, like--
- Kind of? Are you serious?
- I didn't know if you were just flirting with me
Just because, like, you weren't feeling anybody else
In the house, really,
Or if that's just kind of how you are anyway,
Like, I don't know. - I do like you.
Whee!
- Say lovebirds.
- Lovebirds!
Are you guys making out up there?
[Chuckles]
- We're vibing, we're dancing, then...
[Metal clanging]
- Hold on, man! - Holy hell.
- Ladies! - Hey, ladies!
Whoo-whoo!
- What's going on with y'all?
- No, seriously, y'all kissed? - Yeah.
- Stop lying. What kind of kiss?
- A little, little, tiny bit.
- Tell us more!
[Laughter]
Work it, work it, work it, work it.
- ♪ Mom and dad, I'm doing well ♪
♪ Oh, can't you tell? ♪
♪ So there's no need to blame yourselves ♪
- This is our first time at a club on the island.
I wanna dance and I just wanna let loose.
- ♪ I wanna play the game
♪ And feel the kick
♪ Because it's fast paced ♪
♪ And dangerous
- He's a really good kisser.
I can see more of these coming our way.
- Good.
- And, uh...
I'm actually having a blast.
I'm loving the [bleep] out of this place.
[Upbeat electronic music]
♪
- Holy hell.
I didn't know what kind of game brandon had...
Kudos, brother.
- I dig everything about you.
- Me? - Yeah.
We're vibing, we're dancing.
Then...
- That's what I'm saying.
- I'm about to kick this dude's face into a [bleep]damn curb.
- Just had some locals coming up and starting some [bleep]
Right now. - All right, just relax.
- People gonna hate.
That's just what it is.
Let that brush off your shoulder.
- He's too hyped right now.
And this situation is not that serious.
[Metal clanging]
- Come on, man! What's wrong with you!
- What's that proving?
- What does that do to make the situation better?
- 'Cause you weren't even there. You don't even know who I am.
What are you even getting yourself involved with it?
- It's our first night out, brandon.
Come on.
- I listen to brandon and, like, the dark-a*s place
That he talks about coming from all the time.
I'm not comparing and contrasting.
But honestly, like, I can remember as a kid
My mom taking me to visit my dad in jail.
And I would talk to him from, like, behind the glass,
Like the movies.
My father was in and out of prison my entire life
For numerous different reasons,
Whether it be drugs, whether it be as*ault.
He wasn't really around too much of my life.
I became the father and he became the son
Because his addiction with narcotics
Overtook who he was as a person.
And it took me a lot of saying, "my father's an addict
And I accept that."
- I never would have thought anything like that at all.
- Well, a lot of people wouldn't be able to get past that.
- Big red comes in my room...
And just gets in bed with me...
And goes to sleep.
It is apparent that he has no idea where he is.
The best thing to do right now is mess with him a little bit.
So you don't remember coming in my bed?
- [Laughs] no.
- We started making out around, like, :.
- Really? Are you being serious with me right now?
- Yeah.
- Really.
- We made out for, like, an hour.
- We--no!
Did i...was...
Was I all right, then?
[Phone ringing]
- [On phone] hello? - Hey.
- Hey.
How is it? Tell me everything.
- It's cool.
We're all still trying to bounce around each other
And have one-on-one conversations
To get to know each other a little bit better,
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
I did kind of leave a girl back home.
We were talking exclusively for a few months
Leading up to this point.
You wanna hear something funny?
- Yeah.
- Everybody in the house is single,
And everybody in the house is straight.
- Really. - Yeah.
- Why is that funny? - It's just weird.
Like, I didn't really expect that, I guess.
- Awesome.
- We decided to come into this with no titles,
Just to make it easier.
But, um, it is still kind of hard
Getting adjusted to the fact that I left somebody at home
That I care about.
- Well, have fun. - All right, sweetie.
- Bye. - All right, bye.
- Falling asleep on this is not a good idea
'Cause it really feels like you're getting seasick.
- These looked pretty comfortable earlier.
- We're you just watching me sleep?
- When I came out, yeah. - That's creepy.
- Stalking you. - Oh, that's good.
How was your chat? - Oh, on the phone?
- Mm-hm.
- This is a perfect opportunity to share a little bit with her
About what I left back home.
Chelsea was, like, a girl that we broke ties.
We tried to be civil, but I guess the civilness,
Like, started, like, turning into, like, us hooking up again.
But I knew coming out here that I wanted, like,
To be single and have, like, an open opportunity
To meet new people.
It's not gonna restrict me from doing anything,
But I definitely keep that, like,
In the back of my conscience, you know, so...
- Hopefully, he'll realize that he's here for a while
And the girl back home, that's a long distance.
- Can we just play dress-up, already?
- Yeah, I'm ready. Let's roll.
- Okay, shirt off.
- Whoo!
- Is it weird that I'm, like, so willing?
- A little bit. - Is it kind of creepy?
- Yeah. - I don't care.
I'm very comfortable with my sexuality.
I've had no trouble in the past dressing up as a woman.
I think it's funny.
- Liner. - Hold him down.
I'll hold him down.
- What's so weird?
Please tell me you guys have got, like, makeup remover.
Like, hey, how do I have-- I mean, how do I get it off?
No lipstick, no lipstick.
[Laughter]
- You look like a hard white woman.
- [Laughs]
- So what-- what can my name be?
- Big shirley.
- Big shirley? I'll go with shirley.
My name is big shirley.
- Where are you from?
- From, uh, north dakota.
- What kind of men do you like?
- I like men who can cook shrimp scampi
And pour me a bubble bath.
It would be, like, my ideal date.
- Get up and dance, shirley. - Okay.
I'll show you guys, like, my main move--ready?
[Flamenco guitar music]
- Yes, shirley. Get it, girl.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
[Laughs]
- Cheers!
- Whoo!
- I like meeting people.
I don't want to stick to just this circle.
- [Laughs]
[Background chatter]
- A little hipster?
Come on.
- But you're not from here. Where are you from?
- I'm from north carolina originally.
- North carolina. I'm from new york.
I meet max.
He is eye-candy.
Happy birthday. - Thank you, thank you.
- Oh, my god.
- Do these hurt your head after a while?
- Yes!
- So far the night is going-- it's going swimmingly.
I meet this girl named mollie that bartends at point pleasant.
Kinda, yeah, actually.
How can I thank you?
- Boom!
Max is such a nice guy.
I invite him back to our island.
- Ooh!
- Beautiful computer.
Look at this part.
- This is crazy.
- If she wants to bring him home,
Bring him home.
- [Laughs]
- You know I have a crush on trey.
- Yeah, I know.
- Everybody knows I have a crush on trey.
- The whole house.
- She comes on to me a little bit stronger
Than I come on to her.
I don't want to tell her to stop
Because I don't want her to stop.
- The only thing that bothers me is the girl back home.
I'm never a jealous person. - Mm.
- But right now it's kind of k*lling me.
- I just want to tell her to slow down a little bit.
- You'll end up getting your feelings hurt.
[Glasses clinking]
I had a great night with max and I'm hoping to see him again
But I'm a dude in the sense where I don't really
Get attached very easily.
- So what are you guys' plans for the day?
- Well, I'm gonna get you a boat home.
- Mm, that would be very nice of you.
- You got it.
- How cute was he, huh?
- You did good. - Of course I did good.
It's obvious that the females in the house
Have the most game.
Me leading the pack.
- Now I have to put on blush.
- I wish I was tanner.
- You just gotta lay out a little bit.
- It's swifty's birthday and we're going out
To the fat turtle, and I just want to make sure
That swift has the absolute best time of his life.
- Whoo!
- Whoa!
[Upbeat electronic music]
- ♪ I want more
♪ Come on now, just give it to me ♪
♪ I want more
♪ Yeah, I've got to get it ♪
♪ I want more
- Oh!
- ♪ I want more
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
- [Laughs]
- It's a little frustrating that trey is pulling back
From me right now.
But it is only the beginning.
- I'm loving this bar.
And I'm so glad to share it with my boy swift.
Just partying and then sure enough,
I look across the bar
And there's little miss alyssa again.
- Why?
[Laughs]
[The after party's hey little miss]
- ♪ Hey, little miss, tell me what you're about ♪
♪ If you're looking for a good time ♪
♪ I'll show you how with me ♪
♪ Come play with me
♪ With me
- Dude, I like that she's in a skimpy little outfit.
I'm loving every bit of it.
- ♪ Are you ready to bounce with me? ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah
♪ Hey, little miss
♪ Can I take you out?
- So we're dancing, we're bumping, we're grinding.
- ♪ Come on now, little girl
- I'm gonna bring her back and I'm gonna bang her.
And you guys are just gonna know that I'm the best in the house.
- ♪ Girl, 'cause you're driving me so crazy ♪
♪ Dim the lights
- Listen, man. Listen, man.
Be cautious, be aware.
I don't want to see you get hurt.
That's all. - I'm not gonna get hurt!
It's a girl looking for attention.
And she's hot as [bleep], and I'll give her the attention.
- If you can be on terms with that--
- I'm using her the same way she might be using me.
- Be aware. - If you can say that, fine.
- For a hot piece of a*s
Just sitting next to me while I'm at a club.
- Listen, b.
This girl...sneaky.
She's two-faced.
- Do me the honor and the privilege
For the days that you are here,
Of enjoying it with me.
- He's not used to girls that look like that coming at him.
So that's why he's buying into it--
- Well, we--me, you-- - we all know it.
- We all know why--
- His heart is very, very, very, sensitive.
- Let him learn on his own. Let him go.
- Good.
- Look at this guy. Look at him.
- He's awesome.
- [Screams]
- Right now? - Right now.
- No.
- All right, that's fine. - I can't go right now.
- That's fine, no, I'm saying-- - for two seconds?
- For two seconds. - Really? No.
- Look at him now.
He's hurt...
Feels terrible, and he feels humiliated.
I knew he was gonna feel this way beforehand.
- How you all approached me tonight...
Hurt.
- Well, look what you displayed the first two days.
What you displayed the first two days
Makes me think, "I need to protect him.
I need to make sure nobody [bleep] takes advantage of him."
- A hot girl was giving me attention,
And all you're thinking is she's playing me.
I think that if he was gonna bring home the same girl,
Or if you were gonna bring home the same girl,
It would be a different conversation.
I think that you and you...
Think you're better.
- I'm gonna tell you right now,
What you have displayed in the past few days
Showed me that your heart can get shattered easily.
- My heart is blacker than the [bleep] sky.
There's no [bleep] heart to steal,
And I don't have a [bleep] soul to sell.
- Like, I'm only human.
- All this kid does is play the victim.
Like, if you keep playing the victim,
You are the victim.
You know, he's, like, "I'm so different,
I'm the only one."
Like, I'm sorry, if you haven't noticed,
I don't think anyone else here is like me.
I don't think anyone else is like you.
Like, I'm different too.
- No one cares. - Yeah, like...
- Whatever you're doing. No one cares.
- And if you're stressing about this now,
[Bleep]'s about to get a lot more stressful.
- Yeah, it really is. - Like...
- It really is, because...
- Hey, what's going on, brother?
- So...
- So I'm in trouble for something,
You wanna talk to me.
- I know that you've probably been through
A lot of serious [bleep], you know?
And, like, you don't have to talk about it but, like--
- The only reason we're saying this to you
Is because we don't want to talk behind your back.
- You think we're judging you, but I feel like
You're judging us.
Like, you think that we're these types of people and, like,
We think a certain way and, like, I know that you're
A great person.
I was just hoping that, like, you felt the same way about us.
We're all very, very different.
We're all very unique, you know?
- Exactly.
- And, like, I think that as much as you get the tat
And have the earring, I feel like in a sense
You're almost insecure about them.
You know? - Absolutely.
- You think that people are judging you and stuff.
But, like, for you to grow as a person,
Like, you need to just accept what you're doing,
Like, live your life, like, own who you are.
Just 'cause you got holes in your ears, like,
If that's who you choose to be, so be it.
And you'll be fine, you'll be so much happier that way.
- Damn.
Like, damn.
- So...
- You're insane. You know that, right?
- I mean, like, i--
- You should take your shirt off,
Because the gray kind of throws off the whole red thing.
As if robb cannot get more ridiculous,
He has a bit of an alter-ego.
- Captain red bush!
- [Laughs]
- Superpowers.
Um, he's obviously super-strong.
Duh.
Benches, like, a buck .
But doing it really loudly, like, yeah!
You know, the entire way through.
Like, yo, you checking this out, bro?
Yeah, you are, you know?
- He's so large.
You can't even ignore him because he's so tall and,
Like,avatar-like, and orange.
- Captain red bush's main goal is to plant his seed.
- [Laughs]
- Excuse me, sl*t, I plant my seed
To continue my race.
[Laughter]
Hear ye, hear ye!
- Whoo! - Oh, my god.
- Yaaay!
- Captain red bush is here!
- I am able to travel a lot to lay my seed
Among all women and sluts!
- Hurry up, gimme the-- - to prolong the ginger race!
- [Laughs] hurry up.
- h* h* h* h*. Big shirley.
- So we meet again.
- Arch-nemesis.
- Back down where you stand!
- You bite your tongue, big shirley!
I back down from no woman!
- Watch what you say.
Your next words may be your last.
- Then we fight!
Weiner taps.
- Yeah, I don't know--ow! [Groans]
[Laughter]
- Two grown men smacking each other ba*ls
Is crazy to me.
- Aah!
- You hit like a woman, miss shirley.
- [Laughs]
- Aaah! - [Groans]
- [Groans] oh, damn it!
[Laughter]
- You hit every bit of my ba*ls!
But yet, I rise.
- Dude, I can't take another hit from you.
- [Laughs]
- I think big shirley concedes defeat.
- [Laughs] - I'm not kidding you.
- Captain red bush.
[Cheers and applause]
- Encore.
- Like now I'm very sensitive.
- Stop being a baby.
- I'm not gonna turn down a massage,
Even if it does send the wrong message
With the direction that I want to go with her.
- See, if you weren't flexing, this would work a lot better.
- I can't help it though.
Man, it tickles.
- Oh, it tickles.
- I'm the boss.
- Hey, bum, get off my bed.
Come on, before I disinfect your a*s.
Get off my bed. - Do it.
I dare you.
- You think I won't.
Me and swift, we have a connection.
But he's a dominant-type of person,
And I'm a dominant-type person.
Two people can't wear the pants in the house.
I don't like being tested, so I'm gonna do it.
Somebody gotta put a skirt on.
- [Screams] - ow!
[Laughter]
- Dang, just get out already!
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
- [Breathing heavily]
Now I'm self-conscious.
- No, you're not. - I am.
- I gotta run your a*s back in the house.
- Truce. - I'll do a truce.
- I don't know what this is right now, like,
This is, like, a huge tease. - Mm-hm.
- Like, with, like, lips, like, right there.
Just like this, but we won't do anything.
We'll just sit here and we'll just talk.
It's, like, the biggest tease in the world.
I do feel a little bit smothered by laura.
But at the same time, I do care about her.
And then you're gonna laugh,
Which is gonna embarrass me.
So I'm just gonna sit here--
- You know I always giggle though,
I'm such a little giggle queen.
- I feel bad, though, that's that boy's last day here.
- Who? - Max.
It's, like, "oh, I'll hang out with you tomorrow."
It's not, like, a big deal.
Breaking hearts and taking names.
- Bye, max.
- What did you say?
- I think I'm gonna ask that girl mollie
If we can get sushi tomorrow.
- I'm down.
- What's that? - I'm down.
- I'm gonna ask mollie if she wants to go.
- Oh! Oh!
- Come on. - Okay.
- Come on, girl.
- You don't want a third wheel on your date?
- No. - Come on.
- Mm-hm.
- Too bad we can't double-date. - Oh, that would be fun.
- I know. - Call maximillian, dude.
- Maybe we can.
I don't think he's leaving till, like, :.
- It's very possible--
- We could do, an early lunch. - Yeah.
- So me and robb, being the biggest playboys
In the house,
We decide that we want to go on a double date
Because I have max, and he has mollie.
- Hey, it's robb.
- Oh, hey, how are you? - I'm good, how are you doing?
- I'm good.
- I was wondering if you wanted to, um, maybe go out somewhere
To get some sushi with me and marie and her friend max.
- Um, okay, cool. - Yeah? Awesome, see you soon.
- Okay. - All right, bye.
- Bye.
[Pool ba*ls tapping]
- What the [bleep]? See, that's the [bleep]!
God, man!
It's, like, I keep telling you what bothers me
And you keep [bleep] doing it.
Tickling!
Putting [bleep] in my nostrils and my ears.
It's like you love pissing me off.
Wow, how do you tell somebody that's so nice
That they're on your nerves?
It's like you're annoyingly nice.
- Sorry.
- No, it's just-- is that weird to hear
Or do you, like, understand where I'm coming from though?
- No, but it's kind of weird to hear.
- Is it weird? Is it, like, hypocritical?
- No.
Just weird to hear.
- Sometimes it's too much.
- Apparently. Heh.
My joking goes too far, you know?
- I was raised a little bit rough
And I feel like that hard skin is sometimes what--
It's what results in me, like,
Not wanting the love that people offer.
- Yeah.
- The hardest part, laura, is that you remind me
Of the girl that I left at home.
It just doesn't make sense.
It's just, like, sometimes the mushy-gushy stuff
That you give me is too much right now.
- That's just normal for me, you know?
I'm just a flirty girl in general, and...
- You've been nothing but a sweetheart
But sometimes I don't want a sweetheart.
The number one thing I would suggest
Is just slow down.
- Last night, trey and I had a...
Big conversation.
I'm really not used to somebody being that honest with me.
And that's really hard to hear.
I'm not trying to go fast or rush into anything.
Uh, yeah, I kissed him.
But, I mean, I'm not trying to sleep with him already
Or something like that.
Or try to make him my boyfriend or something.
I just...
Hmm.
He says he wants to slow down and he wants me to play
More hard to get.
But I don't...
I don't know how to play "hard to get."
I'm just doing what I would normally do.
It's hard.
I don't know.
- That's 'cause I'm a boss!
- You're good, dude! Like, sick, bro!
Like, you're balling right now!
- Huh? - [Laughs]
- All his muscle, and he can't even row a boat!
One a scale of one to sexy, how do I look
In a big yellow kayak?
- I just want to swim to you and just hop in with you.
- Look at him, he's a champ.
- It's just nice to see brandon
With this big old smile on his face.
He's in a zone, and he's in his happy place.
Dude, he's going so fast. - Damn.
- Dude, he's gone, bro.
- We're gonna be late for our date.
They're probably, like, all showered, like, "let's go!"
- Oh, god.
Marie and I are talking about going on this double date,
Uh, with me, mollie, marie, and max.
- So what are you gonna do now?
- Oh, call her--see if she wants to go out still.
- You should just be, like, "I'm not feeling well."
Can we, like, reschedule?
- No, but then what am I gonna do?
I'm just gonna sit around?
- Um, hello!
What am i, chopped liver?
- Mollie.
- How about we just ditch both of them
And go and get sushi ourselves?
- Yeah, okay. [Laughter]
I think it's a phenomenal idea.
We'll have more fun that way.
You know, there won't be any awkward conversations
Between mollie and max.
It's just gonna be me and marie having fun
Which is what we seem to always do.
- Hello. - Hey, mollie.
- Hey.
- How are you doing? It's robb.
As for, like, lunch today,
Little bit of a problem.
Would you want to, like, you know, reschedule sometime?
- All right, bye. - All right, bye.
- Money!
So our double date turns into a single date.
- There's more ofthe real worldon the way
And it starts right now.
- Jackpot. - Boom.
Wow. Fancy, huh?
- ♪ Duckster, hey, hey, esther, hey, duckster ♪
- [Laughs]
- We have problems, dude.
- [Laughs] I know.
- We really do.
- We're on three hours of sleep.
[Laughter]
Sorry, max. That's to him.
- It is what it is.
So why didn't you want max to come?
- Why didn't I want him to come?
- Yeah.
You just didn't feel like it?
- Yeah, I just didn't, like, want to get ready.
Like, what is this, a love story? No.
- No, I'm just curious.
Like, you were, like, you know,
You were talking him up, like, you know--
And like I said, as you should, he's a cool dude.
- No, he's a totally cool dude.
And maybe I'll, like, email him
And, like, give him my number for future references.
But for today...
Re-re and red day.
- Re-re and red? - Yeah.
- Pace.
- Till later. - [Laughs]
Let's just go home, sweetie.
I can't stop giggling. - [Laughs]
- I think I love you.
I don't know what's going on, but I like you so much.
You are so, so cool.
- This is an l.o.l. Fest.
[Laughs]
Will you hop in my bed again?
- Maybe. - [Laughs]
- Maybe, baby.
I'm confused right now.
Is she just being playful?
- Hey, oh, oh!
- Or is she actually thinking of me, you know,
As something more?
- Can you tie my shoe?
- No!
I'm not your b*tch.
- You're not my b*tch, you're my friend.
- Don't pout.
- Please?
- Oh, my god.
- I look like such a p*nsy right now.
- Everyone's gonna think we're dating.
How lucky are you? [Laughs]
- How lucky are you?
Don't knock on me.
- [Laughs]
- [Chuckles]
- I would never date a guy that wears tighter pants
Than me.
- It is what it is.
- On the nextreal world...
- Your bed's gonna be dancing later.
[Laughing]
- I do have to admit,
Trey looks really good naked.
- Wow!
- I hate you. I don't wanna talk to robb.
Go call emily. Leave me the hell alone.
[Crack, crack, crack]
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27x02 - 99 Problems But the Beach Ain't One
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.
Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.