27x06 - Smells Like Green Spirits

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on the real world...

- I'm actually a recovering drug addict.

- Really?

- I think right now it's, like, six months clean.

- I'm really proud of you 'cause of the fact

That you're able to bring it up--

Bring it up like that, just come right out--

- As far as, like, the hard liquor and stuff goes,

I'm probably not gonna be, like, doing too many shots.

I get a little out of control.

- Yo, what's wrong with you?

- I'll k*ll everyone on this island

And not give a [bleep].

When I start drinking, sometimes I feel

Like I'm outside of my body

Watching what's going on, and I have no control.

This whole situation about last night's kinda--

Kinda tripping me out right now,

So I'm going to a-- like, an n.a. Meeting,

And I'm gonna try giving up drinking.

- Chelsea was, like, a girl that we were exclusively dating.

But I knew coming out here that I wanted, like,

To be single.

It's not going to restrict me from doing anything.

Dancing in the middle of the street

In the virgin islands.

- Your bed's gonna be dancing later.

- You know that girl from home? - Yeah.

- She might be coming out here.

Two or three weeks before I came out here,

I completely on a whim met this girl named emily.

- I'm gonna be jealous, because I love you.

- [Chuckles]

- Me and robb are completely crushing on each other.

I just hope that, like, neither of us get hurt.

[Air horn blares] - come on!

- This is the true story... - My man robb.

- Of seven strangers... - Get outta here!

- Picked to live on an island... - h* h* h*!

- And have their lives taped... - Oh, no!

- To find out what happens... - Laura!

- When people stop being polite...

- Hey, woman! - And start getting real.

- Let's keep it real. - Look what I caught.

-The real world... -Yes!

- St. Thomas! [Laughter]

[Shane harper's one step closer]

♪

- Oh, my god, I had a dream I was spider-man.

- Last night? - Yep. It was fantastic.

- [Laughs] you're so weird.

- When it comes to marie, I love everything about her.

I love hanging out with her.

I got a lot of feelings for the girl.

- ♪ Every time I look at you ♪

♪ The angels sing

♪ I hope you hear them too

- Do I have black under my eye?

- No. Got a little booger coming out, but--

- Ew, fix it. - I'm kidding.

You have no boogies coming out.

- ♪ Girl, it makes me feel alive ♪

- He's a really good kisser.

I'm better, obviously, but he's really good.

- ♪ If this ain't love then nothing else is ♪

♪ I'll do anything for just one kiss ♪

- [Quietly] so, basically,

I'm falling in love with one of my roommates.

- Wait--how?

- What? - How?

- I don't know how.

He, like, takes care of me and, like, cooks me dinners

And drinks with me.

You know that's the way to my heart.

- [Laughs]

- Here's where the situation gets a little sticky.

Before he came out here, he was, like,

Talking to this chick

For, like, / weeks,

And, like, was totally digging on her.

And when we first got out here,

He made plans for her to come here.

- Is it gonna be weird to see him with another girl?

- I assume so. - That would be annoying.

- Well, he already, like, told me that he's gonna, like,

Try not to bring her around me that much.

- You have to see how he's going to act with her, though.

He might just act, like, you know,

Like they're just friends or whatever.

- I really like him a lot, gina. It's not good.

- Aww, you like a boy.

- I know. It's weird.

- It's really weird. - Yeah, but then--

Then I think, like, when she comes here or whatever,

Like, I'm gonna hate him.

[Pool ba*ls clatter]

- You called the boat?

- Yeah, they said it'll be here at :.

- Where are you guys going?

- We're going to an a.a. Meeting.

- Oh. [ba*ls clack]

- I'm gonna to try to stop drinking.

- You wanna quit drinking altogether?

- Yeah. - Really?

- Yeah. - That's boring.

Just kidding.

I don't know how he's going to remain sober

Around myself and robb,

Considering that we drink like fish.

But I'm going to support him if that's what he has to do.

- Trust me, I don't want to give it up,

But it's-- it's for the better.

- No, whatever makes you-- do you.

- We don't need me running around,

Getting all emotional and [bleep].

- When brandon drinks, he gets very, very depressed

Or becomes kind of a loose cannon.

Seeing somebody take the responsibility to say,

"I have a problem, and I need to fix it,"

I respect him for that.

Yo, I'm so happy that you're doing this, man.

I want to go with him to this a.a. Meeting

To be there for emotional support.

- So now I have to give up alcohol too.

- I feel like--i feel like you work your way up to it.

Just, you know, just go a couple days--

Go a couple weeks without it, you know.

- If I'm gonna give it up, I'm gonna give it up.

I'm not gonna make an excuse to drink.

Alcohol is just something I have to kick,

So I really want to go to a meeting

With people going through the same [bleep] I am,

And so I can get my six-month coin

As far as being drug-free.

Is this it? - I think so.

Come on.

[Laid-back music]

♪

- Ow, it's hot.

- I really enjoy having a female's touch...

- Take your noodles.

- And having a woman to basically cater to me.

It sounds kind of bad, but at the same time,

You know, that's just what I'm used to.

It's what makes me feel comfortable.

I can't believe you really made this for me.

- You act so surprised.

- I'm very hungry and very thirsty.

- I know. That's why I did it.

[Phone rings]

[Ringing continues]

- Hello?

- Hi. - Oh, hey.

What are you doing?

- I don't know where I stand right now with trey.

I don't know if I'm his first choice or if chelsea is.

I guess we'll see.

- What the hell is a gala?

- It's an auction. - An auction?

So why do you have to take a date to an auction?

- I think that trey is playing laura.

I don't think that any girl should ever let any guy

Treat them like that.

But laura follows him around like a puppy.

She sits on the couch and waits for him to get off the phone

With his girl from home.

Grow some ba*ls already.

- I miss you. - I miss you too.

- Damn, dude, I was just doing so many [bleep] drugs.

It's so nice to just not be doing them.

- Six months of sobriety, man. Seriously, I'm proud of you.

- Now I just got to quit with the alcohol,

And I'm gonna be golden. - Yeah.

But the chip, though, man-- yo, your face lit up.

Let me see it, if you don't mind.

Oh, wow, that just says six months of sobriety.

- Yeah, and then on the back is the serenity prayer.

- "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things

"I cannot change,

"Courage to change the things I can,

And wisdom to know the difference."

Uh-huh. Hold on-- hold on to this.

- Yeah.

Holding this chip makes me feel

Like I'm on top of the world.

You know, I kicked something I didn't think I could kick.

So now I look forward to being sober from everything.

Permanently.

- Laura, just let me zap you with the mosquito zap!

- Trey! [Laughing]

- [Laughing] - no.

- Just one time, and I'll leave you alone.

- No!

- [Laughing] come back!

- [Laughing] no!

- How was your meeting? - It was good.

- Yeah? - Got my six-month coin.

- Congratulations. Snaps.

- Yeah.

- So now-- so now let's see

If I can turn it from, you know,

A six-month coin of drug-free to...

Drug and alcohol-free. - Can I see your coin?

- Yeah. - That's cool.

Congratulations, man. - Thank you.

I've--i should've given up the alcohol before the blow.

But I didn't-- you know, I just--

It was one of those things where I just refused

To accept responsibility for the fact

That I have an issue with it, and--

- But you did, and you got over it,

And now you're gonna get over this.

- And--yeah, exactly.

It's just steps you take. You gradually take steps.

Like you said, if you can get over drugs,

You can get over this.

- I mean, I plan on getting belligerent drunk on saturday,

So it would be really helpful--

- Well, we don't want you to be such a bad influence

Towards him, so--

- No, I don't want you to take the shots with me.

I just want you to carry me home.

- [Laughs]

- We're going to st. Croix on friday.

We're gonna take one of those plane boats,

And we're gonna go minutes to the island

Where apparently the best st. Patrick's day is,

And I am pumped, to say the least.

Whatever you don't wanna drink I'll just drink for you.

- [Laughs]

It's definitely a little crazy, you know,

That my first real weekend is st. Patty's day weekend

That I'm trying to be sober,

Especially since back home, like,

You are quite far from sober.

You wake up early in the morning,

And you're already hammered before the parade starts,

And you get drunk all day.

- If you can stand strong on that day,

Then I know you can overcome this.

- What's wrong? What's going on right now?

- Trey!

I'm trying to talk to trey, and he won't talk to me.

- Cannonball. - Cannonball!

- I got mad love for that girl.

I didn't see where this thing with me and her was going.

I didn't see it at all, and if I did,

I wouldn't have--i wouldn't have told that girl to come--

You know, come down so soon.

That was very, very quick-draw of me.

I shouldn't have done that.

- It was a little hasty.

- Same time, you know,

Emily, she's already pissed me off,

And marie has been nothing but perfect.

Do I want emily to come down?

Realistically, right now, I don't--

No, I'm leaning towards no.

A part of me is--yeah, it would be cool to see her.

At the same time, she hooked up with somebody else.

So her being here for a week--

I don't know if this is the right idea anymore.

I don't know where this marie thing's going,

But I don't want to, like, disrespect her

Or hurt her, you know.

- Even if she starts developing strong feelings for you,

She's gonna try to push herself away.

- Oh, yeah. - And try to hide it.

'Cause she doesn't want to see herself get hurt.

- If anybody were to get hurt in this situation,

I would rather it be me, 'cause she's different.

I really think she is. She's special.

She's a good chick.

Great chick.

Oh, [bleep].

It's a mess. Such a mess.

[Soft piano music]

♪

- I'm just really confused at this point.

- It's obvious that I like you.

Duh.

- Obvie. I know.

I feel like we're just setting ourselves up for, like,

Something bad.

'Cause I was, like, sitting there today,

And I was thinking about emily coming down here,

And, like, I don't know how I'd feel about that.

You know?

Like, I feel like we've gotten pretty close.

How is that tentative?

- Honestly, you know, I'm just as confused as you are.

'Cause I didn't really see this coming, so...

- No, me either. No offense. - That's all right.

- Just, like, didn't see that coming at all.

I just think that you're really funny.

- That's it. I'm just funny.

- [Laughs] yeah.

- I wish I hated you.

- I wish I hated you too.

- You gotta stop smiling around me.

- Stop making me laugh, then.

Piss me off more.

- How about we go out this weekend and i--

I-i show you all my flaws,

And then it's just easier for you to be like,

"Yeah, this kid sucks."

- I don't think you have any flaws.

That's the issue.

You might think you do, but I don't think you have any.

Going to st. Croix.

- I swear I packed like I'm going away for, like,

Two weeks.

- Gotta have options. - Exactly.

- You guys all packed? - Getting there.

- We're going to st. Croix!

- I'm so excited.

- We're there for st. Patrick's day.

- The st. Patty's day parade is supposed to be dope,

So I'm really looking forward to that as an irishman.

- And I want drunk me to come out.

- Just gonna be whiskey and really strong, like,

Black beer.

- The only bad thing when I drink

Is that I get very, very, veryflirty.

And I can't do that, 'cause I like that boy.

- [Chanting] where we going?

- St. Croix! - For what?

- St. Patty's! - St. Patty's day! Hey!

[The heart strings' good times are coming]

- ♪ Good times are coming for you ♪

♪ Good times are coming

- Flying on these has bad news

Written all over it.

- Okay, well, the beautiful thing is,

If you have to crash-land, you're on a boat still.

- ♪ Don't pack the fun in

♪ 'Cause the good times are coming ♪

♪ For to get you

- [Cheers]

[All cheering]

- Oh, yeah!

See ya later, st. Thomas.

♪

- ♪ Hello

♪ Let's go

♪ Good times, good times, good times ♪

♪ Yeah

- Hello, st. Croix.

I cannot wait to see where we're staying.

♪

- ♪ Hello

- Movin' in. - Oh, yeah.

- Whoo! - I like.

- Ah! Hell, yeah. Got dibs.

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh

- Cool.

I-i like waking up to this view.

- I'm a tourist, and I'm taking pictures.

- Stop that.

- The first thing we're doing in st. Croix

Is going to fort christiansted.

- We come from the island of hassle.

- Aw! They got cannons!

- Oh, yeah, that's nice.

That's good. Bend over a little further.

- Hold on. - Little further.

- Girls, come up there and get in the window with me.

- One, two...

- One.

Two.

- Ooh, I found somewhere else to hide.

- Who is that in that little hole?

It's a laura.

- This is an old-time glory hole

For the s.

- [Screams] no! Let me out!

Let me out.

- Check him out.

- [Laughs] robb.

[Upbeat techno music]

♪

- You don't drink at all. High five.

♪

- Okay, give me my rum back, swifty.

- Rum.

And shake, shake, shake.

- [Chanting] to the bar.

[All chanting together] to the bar!

To the bar! To the bar!

- Hey! To the bar. - Clap, clap.

- Hey. - Hit it.

- Hey, hey. - To, to, to the bar.

Hey, hey, hey. - Get low, get low, get low.

- It's a little weird being in a social environment

For the first time being sober.

My anxiety's going through the roof.

- We got an awesome show for you tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

Put your hands together for the moko jumbies!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

[Chanting indistinctly]

[Soca music plays]

♪

- Yeah!

It's so much fun right now to just see

The moko jumbies dancing on stilts,

Listen to all that soca.

You won't really see that back in the states.

♪

- I'd never been to any type of party like this.

They're dancing on stilts better than people dancing

On their own two feet.

Not gonna call any names, but yeah.

- Swift, swift, swift.

Swift, swift, swift, swift.

Swift.

- [Singing in foreign language]

- Come on, come on.

♪

♪ Ladies

♪

[All singing in foreign language]

- I hate you so much right now.

- I know you do. I know you do.

But I love you. I love you.

- [Singing in foreign language]

♪

- Give it up one last time

For the moko jumbies right there.

[Cheers and applause]

- I'm definitely ready for bed.

- You wanna cuddle, buddy?

[Soft rock music]

♪

- St. Patty's day for me is like my--

It's--it's like my day of reckoning.

I get to be a little reckless and a little more rowdy

Than I typically would like to be.

This is gonna be absolutely incredible.

You gonna be all right today?

- Yeah.

It's not a big deal.

- Really, or are you just saying that?

- Yep.

- Oh, b, b, b, b, b.

- I'm so used to being completely and utterly

[Bleep]-faced on this day,

And I can't even have a sip of alcohol.

It's gonna be a very difficult day.

- Oh, my god, I really distaste

How we're taking so much time.

Swift!

Swifty?

[Groovy rock music]

- What is he doing? - He's using the mirror.

He's definitely using the mirror.

- Swift--there's nothing swift about that guy.

He need to change it to "slow,"

Because that's definitely what he is--

Slow at everything.

He's the last person to get on the boat,

The last person to finish getting dressed,

The last person to do everything.

- Here we go.

- Time to roll.

- Too far.

Trey, swift, laura, and latoya...

Want to go watch the parade.

I'm sorry.

Um, that's not gonna happen here.

I'm going to the bar.

Which way to the bar?

- I'm not going to the bar. - I'm not going to the bar.

- You'd think brandon would hang with the sober people.

I don't understand why brandon chose

To hang out with the two craziest, heaviest drinkers

In the house,

Knowing that he's on this road to recovery.

It's crazy.

- You want, like, a water or something, brandon?

- Nope.

- Brandon knows where the fun is at,

And we're happy to have him with us,

Even though he's not drinking.

- I'm g-- I might break today.

- Don't break.

You don't need to.

[Upbeat caribbean music]

♪

- Aww, look at the clover on the donkey's head.

- The st. Patty's day parade is amazing.

You got people waving flags,

People blasting music,

Everybody just wilding out.

♪

- I thought I was gonna be on the side

Watching floats go by,

But we're getting to dance in the parade.

This is the coolest experience ever.

[Rap music]

♪

- It is just one big party.

Brandon's really missing out.

We're dancing, having a good time

In a sober manner.

[Electronic rock music]

- You want anything, man?

- ♪ Something you can barely do without ♪

- Poor sober brandon.

We probably aren't being

The best support system right now.

- ♪ Feel the pressure

♪ Coming on now

♪ Can we turn

♪ This thing around

- He's not drinking. - He's not drinking.

- Oh. - He's, like, trying to quit.

- He's trying to stop, yeah.

- And we're not helping the situation.

- Boy, are you on the wrong-- - I know, right?

I feel bad, 'cause he's from boston too, so he's used--

- Wrong holiday on the wrong island, sir.

- So much better if I drank some alcohol.

I'm gonna screw up.

I'm gonna get really wasted.

[All cheering]

[Cheers and laughter]

- There's a [bleep] w*r raging inside.

It's tearing me up.

Like, all I want to do is get hammered.

This sucks.

- Listen. Brandon.

- Brandon, put this shirt on. Get your green on.

Brandon's not looking too happy,

So robb and I are trying to help brandon

As much as we can...

Yeah, take it off!

Even though we're bombed.

[Giggles]

I'm very proud of you.

- Thank you.

- Mwah. - I love you, girl.

- Hey, you can still dance.

- I can.

- Come on.

There we go. That's what's up, brandon.

- Make some noise! Come on!

[Irish-themed punk music]

♪

- Happy st. Patty's day, v.i.!

Yeah!

Get her!

[Cheers]

- Brandon, love you. - Love you too.

- You've won.

You won. You act that way.

- I didn't think it was gonna happen.

- And you had fun without it, didn't you?

- I did. - Didn't I tell you?

- Yep. - I have faith

That brandon can remain strong and not touch alcohol

For the duration of our time here.

- Whoo!

[Upbeat dance music]

♪

- Although robb invited emily down here,

Robb is falling in love with me.

I'm sorry, emily.

[Laughs]

- I'm serious. - I know.

- It's a horrible break.

Sorry.

- What does"dom mas" mean?

-Muy famoso.

- What's that mean?

No.

[Indistinct chatter]

I know, I like it. I like it.

- You like that, right? - Yeah.

- Well, you didn't really leave me with anything, man.

- What's wrong? What's going on right now?

- He said he likes you very much.

- One of them put their hands on my hips,

And I was like, "uh, uh, uh,"

And I backed up.

- Pinch it.

- Look at his eyes.

Trey.

Trey!

- Hey! - Hey, trey!

- Hilarious. - That was rude.

- Hope he doesn't play that game with you right now.

- I'm trying to talk to trey,

And he won't talk to me.

Trey.

Today was so great,

And now I just want this night to be over.

- Laura!

- I got it.

What's wrong?

- Some random guy

Was flirting with me at the bar,

And then another guy just came up and talked to me,

And he's freaking pissed over that.

So I try and go up and talk to him,

And he gets mad at me and tells me to leave him alone.

No.

- Trey has no right to be mad at laura whatsoever.

Trey's got a girl back at home.

Laura is still a single, pretty girl.

She can go talk to whoever she wants.

[Rock music]

♪

- ♪ I'm broken

♪ I'm soaking

♪ Up all the tears I'm choking on ♪

- You guys look tired.

♪

- ♪ You're like a drug I'm coming off ♪

- I'm good.

I'm good.

- I'm about to leave you alone.

- I don't know what to do...

Or what to say.

This sucks.

- To think about laura with another guy,

It does bother me.

[Door slams]

It's hard for me to admit that,

But it gets under my skin.

- ♪ Do what you gotta do, baby ♪

♪ Just don't shut me out

♪

- That water's so dope.

- So is anybody else, like, excited?

'Cause I feel like everybody's being a little quiet.

- I'm excited. - I am.

- All right, cool.

- We're on our way to a rainforest.

According to the locals,

There are some beer-drinking pigs.

You can actually, uh, put a beer in their mouth,

And they will chug the beer and spit the can out.

- I kind of have no idea what's going on right now.

- So have you fed the pigs beer before?

- I train them to do that.

- You train them to drink the beers.

- I'm so excited.

- The pigs drink non-alcoholic beers,

And everyone's really excited about it, but...

Non-alcoholic beers really don't get me going.

- So is there a certain technique, norma,

That I should learn?

You said shake it?

Don't open it. They'll just eat it them--

- Let's go feed some piggies.

- Whoa.

- [Laughing] oh, my god.

- No wonder you're my favorite animal.

- Hello, sir. [Pig snorts]

How exciting.

- So huge. - Wow, he's big.

[Snorting]

- [Laughing] oh.

They're so cute.

- I think the weirdest part

Is how freakishly huge these pigs are.

These pigs are honestly pushing, like, , pounds.

That's incredible.

- Oh, god. - Oh, he wants it!

Oh, my--

Ready, buddy?

Okay, okay.

- [Squeals] - okay.

[Laughing] okay.

- Are you thirsty?

- They're going ham. - Oh!

I saw that. I saw that.

[Laughing] it's all over you.

- That one exploded.

- Embarrassing.

- I'm trying to be sober,

And even the [bleep] animals are drinking.

- They love it.

- Really?

Really?

[Pig squealing] - bye, piggy pigs.

- Thank you. That was so cool.

- Thank you so much.

- That was fun. - Time to go.

- I am a packing phenomenon.

- Let's go.

Peace out, st. Croix.

- Oh, I can't wait to get home.

- Yay. - Hey, hey, hey.

- Long time no see. - We're back.

- Oh, why the [bleep] did we not flush this?

- [Whistling]

[Crickets chirping]

[Phone line trilling]

- Hey. - Oh, hey.

- Hi. - What are you doing?

- I can't believe this.

The first time I talk to any guy,

He gets jealous.

But he's been talking to chelsea

The whole entire time we've been here.

You're the biggest hypocrite there is, trey.

- Something you want to tell me?

- Can't, so, no. [Laughs]

- Is it bad? Good?

You hook up with somebody?

- No.

- You're seeing somebody. Just admit it.

You hooked up with somebody. - I'm really not.

Like, no, I'm not. Swear to god.

- Okay, so what's so wrong?

- Nothing. - Are we done?

Like, are we done? Like, what's the deal?

- No. No, no, no, no, no.

Absolutely not. Like, not even close.

- Is it what I think it is?

- Yes.

[Rock music]

- [Coughs]

Are you sure?

- Yep.

♪

- ♪ The sky's fallin'

- [Nervous laugh]

- ♪ Releasing the sky

♪ Take a knee

- How long have you known?

- Two days.

- ♪ Where is the feeling

- I-i'm, like, such at a loss for words.

I don't really know what to say. - Let's just--exactly.

So can we not do this?

- We can't wait three months either.

So what's--what--what--what's your, um--

- Trey, stop, please.

♪

I'll talk to you soon.

- ♪ I heard the wind

- Yeah, sure. - All right, bye.

- Bye.

- ♪ Calling for me

♪

- I can always tell when a dude's been talking to a girl.

It's like...no matter what we do,

No matter what walls we build,

There's just that--that way that girls

Just seem to creep their way inside.

- This one's a little bit different, though.

So I'm just gonna leave it at that.

- Were you, uh...

Sleeping with this girl back home?

- I said I wasn't really gonna--

I'm not really gonna talk about it.

- All right, well... - No disrespect.

- Gotcha.

- I feel very, very strongly for chelsea

And just not even really going to--to discuss it

Out of respect for her.

- Morning. - Good morning.

- Morning, hon.

[Phone dialing and trilling]

- Hello? - Hello, poppet.

- [Gasps] baby.

- So we went to st. Croix all weekend.

- How was it?

- St. Patty's day there was absolutely ridiculous.

What's that?

So, yeah, friday, we went to this, like, upscale buffet thing

And we had these, like...

- Oh, he is going down.

- Oh, you get his a*s. - He is going down.

- Get him. - No, [bleep] him.

- What day you coming down here?

- In a week.

Seven days exactly, my dear.

- Do I have the right to be mad right now?

- Hmm.

- He's been on the phone for [bleep] minutes.

- I'd be mad.

- When I was--we were, like, jumping up and down, screaming,

Like, "get up, get up!"

- Naw, game over.

That just changed everything.

- Hello, poppet. - Hey.

- What's wrong with you? - Nothing.

- You're not hard to read. - Not trying to be.

- What's that?

- Oh, no one's here. - Told you.

- Try to keep it even. - You're good, you're good.

- Do one more, you got this. [Chuckles]

We're done, we're done. - [Sighs]

Now I got abs.

Drinking is absolutely something

That's kind of plagued me for a long time.

You know, I like that it's a habit that I'm kicking.

And--and I'm really proud of myself for it.

I feel like a champ right now.

I needed that.

- No?

- 'Cause even though he's not trying to play me,

He's still playing me in a sense.

- Yeah.

- And I don't get down like that.

- We're in a pickle, girl.

- No, you're in a pickle.

I'm out of mine.

- But now it's an even worse pickle.

- Is that girl still around?

- Um... - What did they argue about?

- It was, uh, him going, "did you hook up with somebody?

Tell me the truth." - Why's he worried?

He's been hooking up with you every night?

- That's what I'm saying, he's such a [bleep] loser.

Don't let yourself get walked on all over the place.

- I know, I l--it makes me looks stupid too.

- It does. - Yeah. Hello?

- Yeah. - Girl power.

You're not giving us a good name right now.

- Yeah, sorry, my bad.

- Nip that in the bud right now before it gets too serious.

- What did you wanna talk about?

- Our situation right now.

I need to talk to trey 'cause there's another girl

Involved in the situation and I'm not really comfortable

With...what I've been put into.

First of all, I don't like the fact that you get mad

If you see me talking to two weird guys at a bar,

When the whole entire time we've been here,

You're talking to another girl.

That's not fair to chelsea or me.

To me, I guess, I just don't think that's right at all.

- I kinda thought it was kinda wrong

And awkward from the beginning.

You know, I didn't plan on meeting you.

I didn't plan on caring about you like that.

I didn't plan on...uh, even getting jealous

When were in st. Croix.

I don't really know what to do.

- There's more ofthe real world on the way,

And it starts right now.

- You know I like spending time with you

And we have fun together,

But I don't wanna be your second choice.

I don't know what to do.

Part of me's saying run for the hills and, you know,

Just stop it while it's still early, but then,

The other part of me is saying not to.

- I think it would be smart to stop.

But I don't think it would be easy to stop.

- I really wish it was easier for you to choose.

- That kinda hurt, didn't it?

- Not gonna get played, you know?

And if I'm gonna have to go through that with emily,

I'm gonna make damn sure that robb has to go through that too.

So...i...

Have a backup plan.

Max will be returning to the virgin islands.

- ♪ Here's a story of romance

♪ Hardly ever stood a chance

♪ It's a tale of me and you

♪ All the battles we went through ♪

- Yo, marie? - Yeah?

I don't know.

Only time will tell. - We shall see.

- I'm going to hell. - Max and marie.

- I know the games guys have played

Because I've played them too.

And if robb thinks that he's

Putting one past me, he's not.

Stupid a*s.

- Is there a way to slow down?

Or do you just wanna completely end it?

- The hard part for me is that there's somebody else.

Like, I don't wanna share anybody.

- I would rather slow down than stop it completely,

For whatever it's worth.

- If I end it, we're both hurt.

If I keep going and she's still in the picture, still hurting.

- I don't know what to tell you, laura.

I'm still torn.

I really feel like the ball's in your court.

- I'm gonna try and take things slow.

But the one thing I ask from you

Is to please tell me when I'm going too fast.

- I'll let you know.

- 'Cause I'm not gonna know what your comfort level is

Unless you tell me.

I hate you. - I hate me too.

- On the nextthe real world...

- You are so dumb!

- Whatever. - Walk away.

- This girl's been going in on me--

- Don't raise your voice to me.

- She always runs her mouth first

And you still have the need to check me first.

Chill with that!

- I'ma [bleep] him up. - Stop.

- Get out the [bleep] door! - Hey!

- You just sat here and lied to my face!