27x08 - Hurts So Good

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on the real world...

- If all you want is me,

Why do you have to tell somebody else good-bye?

- You act like we're dating when I'm out.

Why can't you just make up your mind?

I wish you could just tell me

If we're together or if we're not together.

[Dialing number]

[Phone rings]

- Hello? - What are you doing?

- I've been missing you like crazy.

I have and I'm sorry. [Chuckles]

Hello?

What are you doing?

- [Bleep].

She did something and it's not something I'm gonna get over,

Nor is--am I ever gonna get over it, so...

- And that's why you told her not to come?

- Yeah. - Not having any feelings

About me? That's why?

- The only person I want is you, all right?

- Is there something you want to tell me?

- Can't, so, no.

- Is it what I think it is? - Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yup.

- How long have you known?

- Two days.

- This is the true story... - My man robb.

- Of seven strangers... - Get out of here!

- Picked to live on an island...

- Whoa!

- And have their lives taped... - Oh, no.

- To find out what happens... - Laura!

When people stop being polite...

- Hey, woman!

- And start getting real. - Let's keep it real.

- [Shrieking] - look what I caught!

- the real world... - Yes!

- [Chuckles] - st. Thomas.

[Electro-pop music]

♪

- No!

I broke it.

- [Chuckles]

- Hey, roberto!

♪ You might want to wake up ♪

♪ Off of this this couchies ♪

- Why? Is it time to go?

- I think so. You look cute, though.

We're gonna be wearing the same color beater.

Is that acceptable?

- We're 'rie and toy. - And toy.

- And we would like to welcome you...

- Toy. - To our island.

- Toy! Toy!

- Makeup time!

- Get the sweat off.

- I don't think I can fix this face.

- Oh, I got a boogey in my nose.

- Are you our tour guide?

- I am. Good morning.

Filippo, pleasure to meet you. - Philippe?

- Filippo. It's italian.

- Filippo! I'm laura.

Filippo is gonna take us on a tour

Of the island and see just some historical landmarks.

And I'm really excited.

Hey, guys, filippo's here.

- We're wasting our time. - And what if we're not, though?

- Good morning. - Filippo.

- I'm filippo.

- [Clears throat] hi, filippo.

- Hi, how are you doing? - I'm toya.

- What's your name, philippe? - Hey.

Filippo with an "o." - Filippo, I'm trey.

Nice to meet you, sir. - Good to meet you, trey.

- Oh, excuse me, excuse me.

- How are you? - Really sweaty, thank you.

- Well, I used to live in this house.

My family sold it in . - Shut up!

- Oh. - Are you serious?

- So, it--for me, to be over here is absolutely wild.

- I can't even pay attention to what this man is saying,

Because I can't stop looking at his watch.

Nice watch. I was checking it out.

- We're the rolex retailer, so we have a--

- Oh! You never know

When you're gonna meet your sugar daddy.

- We got a beautiful rolex store in havensight...

- Nice. - Where we just shop and shop.

- We can't even afford $ rum right now,

So I don't know if we're gonna go shop in the rolex store.

- Marie's being a little extra flirtatious with filippo...

In front of robb's face at that.

- Can we just walk down on the boat?

- Yeah. - Let's do it.

[Synth pop music]

♪

- You guys gotta see down here.

This is my favorite part.

It was actually a leper colony.

The bodies are all buried right below here.

- Stop.

♪

- There are thorns in my butt.

Pick them out. [Groans]

- Hold on.

- Ow! - Hold on. Easy, easy.

I got--i got to get a little deeper.

- How many is it? Oh, ow! [Bleep]!

- Easy. Easy, easy.

- Ow. Don't pinch 'em.

Oh, [bleep]. - I think we got them.

- Yeah, that's all. That's all.

- [Bleep]. Thank y'all.

I had two men in my a*s.

Oh, my god. - Oh, yeah.

- So the british built this building

During what was called the napoleonic wars.

Interestingly, last night, I had people at my house

For a fundraiser to raise money

To stabilize and repair this building,

And I think the fund-- I'm at $,.

- That's great. - I raised it last night.

- How big is your house now that you live at?

- It's about , square feet.

We have the best cook on st. Thomas.

You guys can come up for dinner.

- Yes, yes! - Oh!

[Applause]

♪

See you later. - Thank you very much.

- Bye-bye. - Thank you so much.

- We had a great day. - Bye-bye.

- Thank you, filippo. - Bye-bye. See you.

Don't forget about me.

- Okay, I won't.

- Oh, yeah. - Seriously.

I'm about to hook myself a billionaire.

♪ Filippo

♪ Oh, filippo

[Laughs]

- Homeboy is a... All: billionaire.

- God, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

- Girl, what are you gonna do?

- I knew as soon as I saw that watch.

It was love at first sight.

- The guy wears a rolex, right?

Bad. - Bad.

- Real bad.

[Pop music]

♪

- Trey!

- Oh, you made the blue kind.

- Count the green in between.

- You my gangsta boo.

[Belches]

- Yes, ma'am. - Hello.

Come on, man.

- Give me my blue yummy juice back, trey.

- You know, trey my boy. I care about him.

What he's doing is wrong. - Yup.

- And he's looking for every excuse to make it right.

- Mm-hmm. - But in reality, it's wrong.

You need to make a conscious decision and choose.

You can't keep juggling two women.

- Trade me. I gave you this--

- Trade you for who?

I've been trying to trade you for a long time.

You won't go away.

- You got to realize that maybe that first girl

Isn't that great

If you're getting feelings for someone else.

- 'Cause if that first girl was your world,

Then no other girl will appeal to you.

It's just that simple.

But if, you know-- and I know you said they talked,

They talked, they talked about it.

But obviously, y'all talking

Hasn't really brought about change.

- It's starting to--

- 'Cause y'all still doing the same thing.

And each and every day, they're getting closer and closer.

- You're wasting it. - Ew, it came out my nose.

[Laughs]

- I'm done.

I'll have fun with my orange yummy juice.

- [Coughing]

You tried to k*ll me.

[Soft guitar music]

♪

- I wanna jump in every time I sit here.

I'd ask "where are you and I now?"

But I feel like there's no clear-cut answer to that.

- I'm confused and I'm pulling myself away,

Because I don't know.

- Am I what you want, though, realistically?

- What?

- I said, realistically, am I what you want?

- I don't know what I want. I have no idea.

- I'm not.

You're from a different background,

Different--you're from a different lifestyle.

Parents take care of you,

I take care of parents.

- All right.

You are not someone that I would typically go for.

- All right, acknowledged, okay. - Ever.

- I know.

- I feel like we both equally have

Same feelings for each other,

But you're a better person than I am.

- I'm no better than anybody, but keep going.

- All right, well, you're better than I am.

I mean, I don't know how to deal with my feelings like you do.

I'm too worried about my feelings.

I'm too scared about my feelings.

- I'm a relationship person.

I invest.

When I find someone I like, I try to hold on to it.

I try and do everything I can to hold on to it.

I try and take care of whatever girl I'm with.

- To be completely honest, we're both very young.

And especially now, we're gonna have to get

A lot of stuff out of our system.

I'm just, like, worried. Like, I still have

A wandering eye when I shouldn't have.

You know, there's some-- there's some days that--

Like, most days I just want to, like, climb all over you

And, like...love you.

And there are some days where I'm just like,

"Wait, what's going on right now?"

- You gonna have the rest of your drink?

- You can have it.

I'm gonna take a sip.

- Figured.

Just finish it.

- Hello? - Hey.

I'm sorry to wake you up.

- Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe I fell asleep at, like, :.

- I think that chelsea and trey

Have some type of secret going on.

The only thing I can really

Think of is possible pregnancy.

- You've been going out a lot? - Not during the week.

- So when you go out, I mean, do you drink or no?

- No, not really.

- What do you mean, not really? You have like a beer or two?

- Yeah.

- Did you already make up your mind?

- Yeah. - Okay.

When did you decide?

- Um, saturday.

I'm sorry.

- It's okay, chel.

- I don't want you mad at me. - I'm not mad at you.

You know, whether you did or whether you didn't,

I still don't like you drinking.

I didn't think that you were just gonna stay inside

And mope the whole time, but, like...i don't know.

I'd be lying if I said that I'm excited or cheery

To hear about you, you know, out drinking

Or drunk in a bar either, you know?

- But you're hooking up with people.

Do you know what that looks like?

It looks like these are just words.

Like, actions speak louder than words.

You're saying these things, so I'm like, "okay.

"Well, then I won't go out on that date

"That I just got asked out--

Like, asked on and everything."

And then it's like--i'm kind of, like, kicking myself.

Like, why didn't i?

- You know if you do, we're done.

And that does sound hypocritical, but that--

- It sounds ridiculously hypocritical.

- I will not sit here and play games. I'm not--

- Who said--who said anything about games?

- Because... - No games.

- I'm just saying, like, when you're--

- You're playing a game, sweetie.

I don't have a boyfriend here.

You completely established that.

- Even when you knew what you knew?

You've known for two weeks

And you still contemplated dating other dudes.

- Before.

- [Sighs] oh, my god.

That's [bleep] low.

- Coming up on the real world...

- Smack me in the face or hit me.

- Don't you--come on.

You're not doing that [...] In front of me, robb.

He's hurting himself.

- Where are we going?

- Going? - She said there's...

That. Romantic pleasures.

- Irrelevant to me, but I'll go.

- Hello. How are you?

- Hi.

- Oh, hello.

- I'm uncomfortable. - [Laughs]

- Oh, my god. - Can we please get this pinata?

Do you think he'd wear this?

- I think that he would actually love that.

- The ultimate erection set.

- I'm itchy. This place is giving me a rash.

- Oh, my gosh!

These are the biggest a**l beads I've ever seen.

[Laughter]

- You've seen a lot of a**l beads before?

- Well, at the sex toy party.

- Ew, I need to wash my hands.

- Sneaky, sneaky little laura

Is not that sweet girl that prances around the house

And I will expose her.

- Do you have the stuff that makes the guy last longer?

- Yeah. I have a lot of stuff.

- You're buying him some cream for more stamina?

- Power cream. - [Giggles]

- If I wear that perfume,

More guys will wanna have sex with me?

- More guys will come after you.

- It makes your pheromones stronger.

- I have to give it a test run.

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- ♪ And I get so excited whenever I think about it ♪

- Oh, filippo! - Ew.

- Duh. - Oh, my god.

- You should give that to filippo.

- Filippo? Do I do this--oh, my god.

- Well, if you put it on, robb will follow you

Around the house like a puppy every day.

Well, he already does that, though.

- All right. Let's go.

I'm gonna--i need filippo.

I've got to do everything I can.

- ♪ Something sweet

♪ Will be said

♪ Every night before you go to bed ♪

♪ It's okay ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ It's okay to step outside your mind ♪

- Toya!

- Hey. - Hey.

- Woo-hoo! - Come on!

- Hey, girl, hey. - Hey, girl, hey.

- You're trey, I'm robb. - [Laughs]

Yes. - The gingers.

- I just like--he keeps, like, trying to have

This, like, con--like, conversation with me...

- Uh-huh. - About, like, what we are.

I think that, like, titles, like, ruin [bleep].

Like, the second I have a boyfriend,

Like, I go hook up with someone else.

Like, it's just so bad. - [Laughs]

- I'm coming over. - Marie, get on this board.

- Come on, marie. - Board.

Get on this board.

- Get on this board, girl.

It's like this... You have a man

That cares a lot about you.

He genuinely wants to be with you.

- Mm-hmm.

- He's cut off a woman for you.

You have a man that genuinely likes you.

- [Laughs] - he didn't cut off his woman.

- He don't want to be with you right now.

And he ain't cutting off his woman.

You're smart. You know the situation...

- I know. - Behind that.

You know the time put into that relationship.

You know that he's leaning more towards her than you.

You don't want to go about it the wrong way,

Because he knows he's at the point now

Where it's not just a physical attraction to you.

- Yeah. - He honestly cares for you

And has feelings for you.

- We all pretty much know what the decision's gonna be,

So I'm not gonna be devastated

If you say you're gonna go for chelsea.

Yeah, it's gonna suck, but I'm .

I think I'll get over it.

- You will. I know you will.

[Rock music]

♪

- Yeah. - Bacardi!

- Bacardi! Get outta here.

Learn that. Own that.

♪

Where's my cigarettes? You got them?

♪

Mike!

Ohh!

You got a lighter on you? 'Cause that's what I need.

- Yeah, let's go outside.

- I still have no idea where I stand with marie.

- I'm having a great time.

- [Laughs] what are we doing?

Are we talking to other people? Are we not?

We have a really bad way

Of not communicating about that point.

- Yes.

- And I'm at this really weird point.

Like, do I say something?

You know, does marie even want me to say something?

Like, it's a very, you know,

Confusing and frustrating situation.

- Get out of my face.

- [Laughs] - whatever.

Get out of my face. Where we are going?

Bobby.

- Merry christmas. - What's going on, man?

- How's it going, brother? - Oh, my god.

- Come on, you can do it.

- And...go.

- What?

Are you all right?

- I'm very drunk. - I know.

- Get me out of here! Right now.

- Calm down.

It's okay.

- Filippo!

- Are you okay? - I'm done.

- Yeah, I'm a b*tch. That's normal.

- How was epernay?

- It was actually a lot of fun. - Cool.

- I fell.

- I feel sorry for him sometimes,

Because something about marie

Just turns him upside down

And he loses all confidence.

- Your eyes are, like, shrink-wrapped right now.

Like, what the [bleep] happened?

- Mike.

- What happened with mike?

- Non-stop.

I'm not about to go tell marie what she can and cannot do.

No one will ever go more out of their way

For someone than I will, period.

I'll wake up at : in the morning

And make her breakfast because she's hung over,

'Cause it will make her feel better,

'Cause I'm a b*tch.

I've been a b*tch the entire time.

I am convenient.

Not one bit of me fits into her life.

She wants money,

She wants good [...] Looks,

She wants-- she doesn't--

I don't know what she wants, but I'm not it.

I'm so damn tired of being not good enough.

Smack me in the face or hit me?

- No. - Do it.

- Mm-mm. - Do it.

- Robb.

- All right, I'll do it. - Don't you--come on.

You're not doing that [...] In front of me, robb.

Robb's sitting here

And he's-- he's hurting himself.

I just don't know what the [bleep] to do.

- Then walk away. It's gonna happen.

- You gotta be [...] Kidding. Not over a girl, man.

- It's not over a girl. It's over being pissed off.

- About a girl.

He's burning himself.

This is a very serious matter

And I don't know how to help you through it.

- No, I just enjoy the way it feels.

Don't judge me.

- I just want somebody to give a [...] About me for a change.

I want somebody to acknowledge what I do

And just give a damn about me.

- Give a [...] About yourself first.

- I give plenty about myself.

I just do it on my own before.

- You know how I know you don't give a [...] About yourself?

- How is that? - It's your arm.

- That's different. That's anger release.

- No. It's--

Anyone who gave a [...] About themself--

And it took me a long time to realize this--

Anyone who loved themself wouldn't hurt themself.

Robb is being torn to shreds from the inside out.

- Can you just hit me, like, right here?

- Robb, I am not coldcocking you.

- You're not--it's not coldcocking if I accept it.

If I ask-- - i--

- If I ask for it, it's not coldcocking.

- I know, absolutely not.

Robb is trying to get me to hit him so he can

Feel physical pain as opposed to the mental pain

And I'm really, really concerned about robb.

- ♪ I don't think ♪

♪ That anybody's watching ♪

♪

♪ I don't think anyone ♪

♪ Is paying attention

- Oh, god.

- You've got to learn to relax, brother.

You've got to take that tattoo on your leg

A little more seriously.

♪

- So, I just came in and I went straight to bed?

- Pretty much.

You got to calm down. - I know.

- All I can say.

- So you don't know my limit? - You don't.

- Because I can drink a lot, but then like--

Then I drink a lot, a lot,

And then I black out and go to sleep.

And then get in trouble.

- But sometimes it's not really knowing a limit,

It's setting a limit for yourself.

- Well, that's what I'm going to start to do.

- Yes, start doing. Exactly.

And I'm gonna be honest with you, because I care,

And I don't care how you feel about me after this.

It doesn't look good. - Uh, yeah, no [bleep].

- It doesn't make you bad as a person in general,

But it makes you look bad.

It's kind of scary, you know?

- Sorry about that.

- You're the most fun, loving,

Caring, energetic person ever when you're sober.

Like, I know y'all have this relationship.

And y'all love each other.

And y'all care so much about each other,

But it's, like, honestly...

It's kind of taking a toll on him.

- I have a tendency of just doing my own thing

And hurting a lot of people in the process.

I don't want to hurt robb.

He's a care bear, you know?

And he would never want to see me upset,

Because that's just who he is.

- I think it's come to the point where y'all need

To sit down and talk to each other.

- I am making a fool of myself.

And I have absolutely no idea

What I did last night to piss robb off.

I'm not even sure what I have to apologize for today.

But I'm gonna apologize for sucking...

A lot of alcohol. [Laughs]

And that's about it.

[Sighing]

God, I love bloody marys.

- What's up, poppet?

You are? - Yeah.

- But how?

- From last night? - Yeah.

I woke up with my shirt on and my skirt on...

And my shoes. [Laughs]

And I was alone, so I'm assuming I messed up.

- Why 'cause i-i wasn't in bed with you?

- Yeah.

- You didn't do anything. - You're lying.

- youdidn't do anything.

- I'm having a great time.

- Like, aggressively.

We are completely undefined and I'm confu--[chuckles]

- What?

- I said we're completely undefined, it's weird.

- Yeah, we are.

- Yeah, I don't know where I stand right now.

- So I didn't do anything? - No.

- And you're sure of that?

- Yeah.

- He wants so badly to be loved and cared about

That he can lie to himself.

- I just assumed when I woke up that I did something wrong.

Toya, laura! Let's go.

- Robb is on a really self-destructive course

Where he's doing anything to hurt himself.

He keeps shrugging everything off

And it's going to destroy him.

[Electro-pop music]

♪

Gonna make sure that you don't do anything [bleep] reckless.

- I'm too smart to do anything reckless.

- Uh, not when you're drunk.

- That's not true. - Mm...

- What's the worst thing I do when I'm drunk?

- I'm telling you, man, it's just gonna get worse.

I can absolutely relate to what he's going through.

It's something that I used to do.

- I'm not gonna let it get worse.

- Okay. - I have a proper state of mind.

- Okay.

- I just like the way it feels. I do it sober, too.

When I burn myself, I stop, you know, thinking about

What's pissing me off and I start thinking about,

Like, "ooh, that kind of stings a little bit."

- Yeah, I went through the same thing

And I had the same reaction.

- Uh, same reaction I have? - Yup.

Kind of fun, trying to shrug it off,

Act like it wasn't an issue.

Then it really started becoming an issue.

- Man, I'll be honest,

I'm too much of a [bleep] to cut myself.

- I was, too.

- And then you did it?

- Then I did it.

- Hm.

- And I'll tell you what, sitting in a hospital,

I'd rather be in a [bleep] jail cell.

- Say no more, all right? - What?

- I got your message. I appreciate it.

Thank you. - Welcome, homey.

- It's nothing to worry about.

[Rhythmic music]

♪

[Cheering]

♪

- Oh, game point!

[Cheers and applause]

- Senor frog's is awesome. I'm having a good time,

Even though trey's not here.

It's fun to just let loose and be myself.

♪

- First off, tell everybody

Your first name and where you're from.

- I'm laura and I'm from nebraska.

[Cheering] - give it up for nebraska!

We got corn lovers down there somewhere.

What's your name? Where you from?

- I'm marie and I'm from new york.

[Cheering]

- All right, marie from new york.

- Oh, yeah! Marie is going down.

- On your marks, get set, go!

[Rhythmic music]

- Go, go, go, go! - Come on, man!

- [Shrieks]

- All right, you gotta drink it all.

Drink it all, drink it all.

- [Screams] yeah!

♪

- Laura beats me in a drinking contest? What?

Where have you been hiding this whole time?

- Aah! Marie!

[Yelps]

- I may have had a legitimate wingwoman this entire time.

Laura just might party like I party.

- [Laughs]

Yeah!

[Dramatic hip hop music]

♪

- Hey.

- How much have you had to drink?

A lot.

- I beat marie in a drinking contest.

- I'm getting ready to go back.

'Cause I got here late, so I don't really feel like--what?

- Don't leave. - I don't want to stay, though.

What am I gonna do here? How long are you guys staying?

- Play sand volleyball against me.

I'm not good, but I'm not the worst.

- We're having an amazing day

And I'm really seeing a side of laura

That I've been dying to see.

And the second trey shows up...

"Are you drunk?"

Who gives a [bleep]? Go home.

We're having fun. Get out of here.

- What are you mad about?

You all right? You're mad at me?

- No, she thought she lost her bag.

- Oh, your bag's right here.

All right, well, it's here now.

That's what happens when you're drunk.

We're gonna do this again?

All right.

- Why are the guys in our group so much more...

- Feminine, yeah. - Girls?

Yeah, why are they such big girls?

- I want to say-- they're leaving now.

Where they going?

- So why's she got attitude right now?

- Who, laura? - Yeah.

- 'Cause I called her drunk again.

- [Laughs] she is drunk, though.

- I know! That's what the problem is!

When you call a drunk person drunk while they're drunk--

She just gets defensive. She doesn't want to hear that.

- I'm gonna be honest with you with this whole thing.

I know we've seen... - I'm already ending it.

So you don't have to-- you don't have to--

I don't need any advice. - Cool, cool.

'Cause I don't want you to think I'm talking [bleep].

- No, I'm already ending it.

- I'm actually proud of you that you're about to do that.

- No, I'm ending it. - Yeah, I'm proud you.

- But it doesn't mean it's gonna be easy.

Like, there's still gonna be...

- Of course it's not gonna be easy.

- Plenty of awkward moments.

- It's gonna cause tension, too.

- It is, but that's basically

What our conversation was going to be about.

I just haven't gotten to it yet.

[Dance music]

♪

- Since trey can't handle the drinking part of me,

I guess it's good that it's over, right?

- Yeah. - What happened?

- Now you can be yourself and enjoy yourself.

- Well, no, I'm just figuring,

Because he hasn't really talked to me all day.

Wingwoman!

- What'd he say when-- thank you.

Finally. It's about [...]Damn time.

- Well, I walked up to him and said something.

And he goes, "you're wasted, aren't you?"

That's when I walked away.

Because I'm not-- I'm not wasted.

I'm tipsy, but I'm not wasted at all.

♪

- [Shouts]

- [Laughs]

- You're stupid. Hey, where'd marie go?

- Don't expect me to know.

I sleep in her bed every night.

I still have yet to figure out...

- What you are. - What my place is.

Am i, like, your guy or am I your thing?

Big difference. - I'm a thing.

- I refuse to be convenient.

- Yeah. - I'm a thing.

Robb and I are a lot alike.

We are always doing stuff for them,

And we're the nice ones, if you want to call it that.

- Priority.

Make yourself a priority instead of an option.

- Ooh, love it, love it.

Love that quote. - I know, he's so smart.

- I love that quote. - I'm not.

I'm the youngest one here.

I'm not smart at all.

- I really feel like robb cares more about marie

Than he does himself, and I wish he'd exert

Some of that caring and loving towards himself.

- Not one bit of me is marie's type.

- Not one bit of trey is my type.

- Marie, she likes good looks,

And she likes-- she likes money.

- I know. - Yeah.

- Not one bit of me will ever be a [bleep] millionaire

And not one bit of me wants to be a millionaire.

♪

- Thank you. - Yes.

- Good night. - You bet.

- I love you.

- Girl, robb might be the man of your dreams.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

- Robb is a good guy.

She says that all the time,

But I think she takes it for granted.

Make a decision,

'Cause he definitely is getting irritated by it.

He mentioned it at senor frog's.

- What? - Yeah.

You need to decide-- - wait, today?

- Yeah, you need to decide

Whether or not it's something convenient

Or do y'all wanna be in a relationship.

- How did that even come up?

- I just walked in on him and laura talking.

Caught the a*s end of the conversation.

[Laughs] you seem stressed.

- Nah, I'm fine. - I would hope so,

'Cause it ain't no thing if you ain't got a ring.

- Obviously. - Exactly.

So what you stressing for?

- I'm not stressed.

It turns out he's the one who's stressed, I guess.

- Obviously.

- Oh, god, come on.

b*tch. [Bleep] b*tch.

- Want to play me in pool? - Yeah.

- Chalk please.

- What the [bleep] is on your face?

- Skin.

- What happened to your face?

Were you hitting yourself? - No.

- You need to stop drinking. Your face is black and blue.

- I went to the beach and slipped.

- Yeah, I'm sure.

- Don't.

- I'm not saying a word. Play.

- Just do me that favor.

I enjoy what I do.

- It's making me feel helpless.

It's making me feel bad,

Because I don't know how to help a friend.

[Bleep] am I supposed to do?

He doesn't wanna hear it.

- My life is perfect.

I have nothing to complain about...ever.

- Come on.

- I just don't know how you can care for someone that much

When he doesn't do [bleep] for you.

- I'm actually getting tired of

Having these talks all the time, too.

I fell like every--it's, like, at least once a week now.

On a weekly basis, we have to pull each other to the side.

It's extremely difficult being the guy that has to make

The decision between two beautiful, nice girls.

Both chelsea and laura are really into me,

And it's gonna hurt a little bit,

But it's something that I'm gonna have to

Just come to terms with.

- He doesn't buy you [bleep]. He doesn't make you anything.

He just sucks.

- He doesn't spend a dime on you,

Hasn't taken you on a free-a*s tour around the island.

Don't even give you good sex.

What are you stuck on besides a face?

- I think she's just stuck on an island.

That's what she's stuck on.

- You called me drunk earlier. I'm completely sober.

- You weren't drunk at all?

You were bragging about how-- - I was barely to--oh, my gosh.

- You won in a drinking contest.

How do you beat marie at a drinking contest

And you don't feel anything? - It was two shots and a beer.

- That's not much of a drinking contest.

- Are we gonna talk about

What we originally came out here to talk about?

- The slowing down thing didn't work.

If anything, we got more intimate.

We got closer.

- So it's over.

You don't have to lie to me.

- This is just not my thing, laura.

And you're really the only thing that, like, kept me grounded.

That's why I feel like I clung on to you so much...

It's 'cause you were the only thing

That really gave me a sense of home,

Even though you're not from anywhere near where I'm from.

It's like, when I want to stay in,

It's somebody that will stay in with me.

If I don't want to drink, you're somebody

That will stay sober with me.

If I'm not feeling well,

It's somebody that will take care of me.

Like, you think that's easy for me to just give up

And just be like, "yeah, I don't want that anymore"?

It's just, after the conversation

That I had with chelsea, like, I just--

I realized that it's not fair to keep doing this.

It's not fair for me to keep juggling two people, laura.

- I know.

- [Sighs] oh, man.

Am I allowed to sleep on this?

- About what? - Just about everything.

Am I not allowed any more allotted time?

Did the time run out?

Is the gavel getting slammed down?

Like, what?

- Trey, it's up to you.

It's not up to me.

- It scares me to think about leaving this conversation now

With the conclusion that this is done.

Honestly, I don't want it to be over.

You're mad at me? Huh?

- So?

- I don't really want to talk about it.

- What?

- I don't really want to talk about it.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- After everything today? - Mm-hmm.

- Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.

- You're gonna hold back like--

- [Laughs] - you're just not gonna tell us?

- Get your a*s off my bed. - Get out of here.

We don't even want you in here.

- I've given advice to trey and I've given advice to laura.

To be honest, I'm done with it.

They're two grown adults.

They can deal with it on their own.

- Two steps forward, six steps back.

Trey and laura are not broken up.

She blew it.

Back to square one. - Back to square one.

- Confess me something. - No.

You confess something.

- I confess that I get excited

Over every little thing there is to get excited about.

- Okay, all right, cool. I'm done.

- Confess something. - I confess that I wanna leave.

[Laughter]

- Okay. Good-bye.

- What did you do?

- I apparently hit myself in the face.

- Is that why your face is swollen?

- Probably, yeah.

- You should probably stop doing that.

- So where do we stand?

- What does that mean?

- 'Cause our situation is so weird.

- I'm sorry I'm confusing you.

- What are we doing?

- We're having fun.

- Well, duh-zies.

But are we having fun with just us two

Or are we having fun--

- I mean, I haven't touched anyone.

- Oh, no. It doesn't matter.

- I know.

I'm not bothered by you in any sense of the word.

It's just that I don't wanna get sick of you.

I just need like a day or two here or there.

- That's fine. - Yeah.

It's nothing against you. It's just who I am.

- That's fine.

So, with that being said,

I'm not gonna do anything with anybody else.

- Okay. - Okay.

In a perfect world,

Marie does feel the same way as I do.

I don't like guessing around with her right now.

I really don't.

- Stop hurting yourself.

- Yeah, that's really dumb of me.

- That's got to end.

- No, you're right.

I'm way too mild-mannered

And sober...

To act sober, I guess, you know what I'm saying?

- Yeah. - So...

- Like, I have to control my drinking.

Maybe you should try a little bit.

- It's not about me drinking too much.

It's me just controlling myself when I'm drunk.

I can do that.

- [Laughs]

You look like such an idiot that

You punched yourself in the face.

- Don't go away.

This episode of the real world continues right now.

- I'm concerned about robb.

- I am, too, bro. You didn't see it today.

Robb starts punching himself in the face.

- I wasn't gonna tell--i wasn't even gonna bring that up to you,

That little aspect, but you saw him do it.

He's like, "yo, if anyone says anything,

Say I slipped."

And I'm like, I used to do it.

No one--and until you're in that mental state,

You know, no one will understand

Why we liked doing it and why it felt good.

But, you know, I'm trying to tell him.

I'm like, "bro, that's not normal.

"You know, you can't sit there

"And say you love yourself

And do that to your body."

Marie is bad for him. - I know she is.

See, I don't think that the entire thing stems from marie.

I'm sure there's other things that he's dealing with,

But I know that she's a major part of it.

The thing that bothers me

Is that, like, he lets marie walk all over him.

- Mm-hmm.

- He lets him talk to her like a piece of [bleep].

Good night. - Good night.

- And by the way, I found your--

Half of your eyelash in my bed.

Thanks a lot. It was gross.

Bye.

Um...

[Bleep].

- As bad as she treats him, he--

I think he just likes the fact that there are some times

When she does make him feel special.

- She's not into robb like that.

Like, I've listened to her talk

To her friends on the phone back at home.

- Yeah? - And she--

I've overheard her saying,

"I don't wanna fall for some tall, goofy ginger kid."

- She wants the little guido rich boy.

- I know she does. - You know, that dude--

- That's why she jokes around about filippo all the time,

But in a way, she's [bleep] serious, dude.

- You know, though she rips on robb,

I do genuinely think she has real feelings for him.

But now, dude, he's hurting himself.

And you saw that.

So something has to be done.

- On the next real world...

- I don't mess with you. I don't hook up with you.

- You don't hook up with her either!

- Me and toya, we have messed around before.

- When have we hooked up? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I know that you are not her type, swift.

- I think latoya and swift definitely got it in.

Girl, you look guilty.

- That [bleep] over there, you're dead.