27x13 - Reunion

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- We're having a reunion. [Stammers]

You know, we're reflecting on what happened in the past.

We're upset about it. Don't ask me what's wrong.

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- Living on your own caribbean island

Sounds like paradise, so was it?

Let's find out.

This isthe real world: st. Thomas reunion.

I'm maria menounos, and say hello to brandon...

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Laura...

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Swift...

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Robb...

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Latoya...

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Marie...

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And trey.

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All right, guys, st. Thomas: paradise or not?

- [Laughs] - not.

- Not? - No, not that.

- Some days. Some days.

- What do you like to call it? - Oh, hasseltraz.

It's like alcatraz.

We're just locked the funk down.

- We call it prison paradise. - Yeah.

- Okay, well, this is the first time

Since you guys left the island

That you're all kind of back together,

So are you guys all kind of cool

With each other right now?

- I hate robb.

- You hate robb? - I hate robb.

Even though I spend way too much time in philly with him,

I secretly hate him, so...

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I don't like trey.

I don't know why I talk on the phone, like, every--

- Marie, what's the real deal? - What's the real deal?

- Yes.

- We don't all like each other at all.

- So its definitely gonna be that kind of show.

- Yup, let's go. - All right, let's get to it.

It looked like you guys all coupled up pretty quickly.

Laura, do you think it was because

You guys were trapped on your own island?

- Uh, definitely.

Being trapped on the island,

We couldn't really go out and meet people

As much as we wanted to.

- It was definitely a pressure being--

You know, looking amongst everybody,

And then once everybody kind of start

Hooking up with each other,

You know, some of our female roommates were like,

"Oh, toya, what about you and swift?"

And I'm like, "if anything, I'm gonna not do it,

Just beset myself apart."

- Yeah, I like that. [Cheers and applause]

Marie, when you guys found out these guys had girlfriends,

Was it something that attracted you to them even more?

Was it a challenge?

- What? [Laughter]

- Seriously?

- Robb didn't have a girlfriend. Say it.

- No, I didn't have, like, a "girlfriend," but--

- I don't go after guys with girlfriends,

However, they didn't show that I was kind of

In the same situation that robb was.

I had a guy back home

That I was kind of sort of talking to,

And we kind of, like, just--

We were hanging out for a while,

And it just kind of happened like that.

- Laura.

- Coming into it, he told me right off the beginning

That they weren't dating.

- Robb and marie,

I know you guys ended the show

With those really cute bracelets...

- Mm-hmm. - The relationship bracelets.

I see yours is on.

I don't know which way-- oh, you're open.

Does that mean that you're open?

- Yeah, means I'm single.

- That means that he should burn it.

- Wait, why should he burn it? What happened?

- How do you wear a gift

That somebody gives you about a relationship

And wear it the other way?

It's tacky. - Well, I like the gift.

- Where is yours? 'Cause you're not wearing one.

- Why would I wear it? - Are you guys not together?

- Not quite. - Obviously not.

- Why do you have the bracelet on

If you guys are broken up?

- It's a caribbean hook bracelet.

- It's a nice bracelet. - It's a nice bracelet, yeah.

- It's a nice bracelet.

- Does it upset you that he's still wearing it?

- Yeah, why the hell are you wearing it?

- Okay, do you want to take it off?

- No, keep it. - I'm going to.

- That's my good-bye present to you.

- When did you break up with her?

- About five, six weeks ago? - Longer than that.

- Have you guys seen each other since?

- Nope. - No.

- Nice shoes. - What are the shoes?

- Thanks. - Those shoes?

He bought them--she bought them on the episode.

You don't recognize those shoes?

- He's wearing your shoes. He's wearing your bracelet.

- I should have brought his whole outfit for you.

- Who broke up with who?

- I was a [bleep]head when it came to this situation.

I kind of handled this like a [bleep] a*s[bleep].

Yeah, I broke up with her over a text message.

[Disapproving clamor] yeah.

- A text message? - Yeah, I was--

- Oh, that's cute. I was in high school once.

- Wait. [Laughter]

- Yeah, no, I was--

No, I handled that very immaturely, I'll say.

- Wow. - Uh-huh.

No, it's my mistake, you know?

- Did you have, like, a b-t-dubs?

"Hey, b-t-dubs, this is over."

[Laughter]

"Lol. No hard feelings."

- Robb, it sounds like you have a lot of explaining to do,

And when we come back, you will do so.

- Uh, do I have to? [Cheers and applause]

- Since the show ended, I came back to nebraska.

I've been hanging out with friends and my family

And enjoying being home

And not having anybody following me around.

Right after the show, I was kind of scared.

I thought my parents were going to watch

The first episode and kick me out.

[Chuckles]

But they've actually been really supportive.

I try and go fishing with my cousin

As much as I can,

And we'll pack a lunch and come out to the lake

And fish for hours on end.

I'm trying to go to the gym a lot more

And at night either have a girls night

With movies and some wine

Or else, you know, go out and party.

- Since the season ended,

I returned back home to virginia.

I've been giving, you know, a few jobs here and there,

But I've just mainly been, you know,

Spending a lot of time with my family.

Jonathan is my boyfriend.

We talked while I was filming in st. Thomas.

After living in that crazy house on hassel island,

I definitely learned to appreciate

Being home with my family and friends.

We, you know, spend time going to different parks

And racing go-karts.

I love hot rods, motorcycles, cars.

Anything fast and a big blast, I'm for it.

My car is my baby.

That's my first love, my mustang.

I call him "smokeless."

He's dark black, he's always shining,

And he's definitely a smooth ride.

- Welcome back, everyone.

Marie and robb met,

And just like that, sparks were flying

Faster than you could say, "hakuna matata."

Sure, they had matching tattoos,

But were they really meant to be?

- The only reason robb and marie really got so close

Is because they would spend so much time

Partying with each other and smoking.

- Marie was resistant because robb was not her type.

- Marie was slightly embarrassed by robb.

- Like, I don't see her, like,

Bringing me and robb into staten island

And being like, "hey, come party in my world."

- Robb never expressed to me

That he was feeling a certain way

About me making fun of-- me making fun with philippa

Or me liking money.

- I never know where we stood. Do I speak up on certain things?

Do I act a certain way? Do I act like your boyfriend?

Do I not? Like, it was--

I never knew what to do.

- I try really hard to be a "bad b*tch,"

But I'm not a bad b*tch.

I fall hard. I fall fast.

It's really [bleep] annoying.

- When she's sober, she's really, really fun and nice,

But when she drinks, she would get mean,

Mostly towards robb.

- Robb's like, "dude, honestly,

Why do you spend less time with us?"

I'm like, "I hate watching you two together.

"I can't stand it.

She degrades you at every opportunity we get."

- Trey and I were having a conversation one night,

And we saw robb walking through the yard,

And he just hit himself in the face.

- "Stupid. Stupid. I fall for [bleep].

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Like, really? How do you not know?

He's got new bruises and cuts and black and blues,

And he's crying every day.

Like, how do you not know

You're shredding this boy to pieces?

- Robb does not let anything out.

He's a very closed person, he doesn't like

To share his emotions, and that's fine.

But when you're in a relationship with someone,

Like, that's what you need to do.

- Let's talk about the text.

- I was really upset for a little while,

And then I realized it was the best text I ever got.

- Why?

- 'Cause we're not supposed to be together.

He's immature and childish, obviously.

He broke up with me over a text message.

- Robb? - It's her opinion.

I'm immature, I'm childish, be that as it may.

- Well, you did call yourself an a*s[bleep] earlier.

- No, no, I handled the situation like an a*s[bleep].

- He gave me no reason to break up with me.

He broke up with me-- - I told you I'm not into it.

- No, you didn't though.

- Okay.

- He broke off me over a text message,

And that was it.

- "It's not working out. I'm not into it."

- And then, like, obviously,

Like someone who was in love with somebody, I was upset,

And I was like, "oh, what's going on?"

Didn't even [bleep] answer me.

You at least owe me a phone call.

Be a [bleep] man for once.

- Does it help that he admitted to being--

- [Bleep] you. Jesus [bleep].

- What? - Mm, that's a nice finger.

- But why did you break up with her?

- I just--you know what? I stopped being into it, really.

That's really all it came down to.

- He let it get to his head

That everyone was calling him a [bleep].

That's what it was.

- And you treated me like an a*s[bleep] too, so...

- I honestly didn't though, so you can relax on that.

- Everybody else saw it. You just said it.

We're not meant to be together. We didn't match.

We don't like the same things.

[Stammering]

This is not what you want,

And you [bleep] damn well know it.

When I say, like, she treated me like an a*s[bleep],

There were times, but at the same time,

There were also really great times.

You don't see how many good times

Me and her actually had.

- So then what's the problem?

- He let everyone get to his head,

And he forgot, like, what our relationship really was

Without the cameras around.

- Is it awkward being

With each other right now?

- I hate him. - Oh.

I think she's just delightful, really.

- Robb, are you surprised to hear her say that?

- No, not at all.

- Do you hate her? - No, never.

- Do you feel like the problem with robb

Was that he was too into you and that turned you off?

- No, my problem with robb

Is that he didn't express anything to me.

He didn't tell me-- like, I watch these shows,

And I see his interviews, and I see them talk,

And I had no idea that was going on.

- I mean, I'm not gonna say she's, like, lying.

She's not lying.

I mean, maybe I didn't do enough,

But I thought I did more than enough

To show how I felt.

- I literally hadn't--

Like, when they went to talk to him

About, like, whatever their, like, little intervention was,

I thought it was about the alcohol.

- So you never saw the marks on his arms?

You never asked him?

You spent he most time with him,

And you had no idea he had open wounds on his arms?

- But you guys have to understand, it's--

I've never been or been around people

In that situation.

The burn marks, he told me, were from before

We even went on there, so that, I didn't question.

- They were open though. They were fresh wounds.

- Laura, when you see two people

That spent as much time as they did,

Do you think it's odd that they had

Such a lack of communication?

- It would have helped their relationship

If he would have expressed how he was feeling

And talk to her more, but he didn't.

- I don't think that it's naive of her

To not notice that, because robb does come across

As a very strong, powerful person,

So like, if he says he's good,

You're just like, "all right, he just had a bad moment.

He's good."

- If you guys had met outside of the show,

Do you think you would have hooked up?

- He's wearing a beanie and nonprescription glasses.

[Cheers and applause]

'Cause honestly, I'm just [bleep] very mad

At this entire situation right now.

- I don't think anyone here

Would appreciate being broken up with

In a text.

- Jesus [bleep]. I was [bleep] wrong.

Let's make a huge-- let's make it a bigger deal.

- This is the first time I've ever heard him say this!

- I talk [bleep] about her on ustream!

Also apologized.

I apol-- I [bleep] apologized.

- He owns up.

A lot of people can't own up when they do something wrong.

- He's [bleep] up when there's [bleep]--

- Break out the boxing gloves! - One at a time.

One at a time. One at a time.

- You're the fakest person on and off camera.

- Are you kidding me right now? - Oh, my god.

That's probably the main reason why me and you aren't dating,

'Cause you're one person on camera.

You're not-- no, no, that's right.

You're a bad b*tch on camera, then off camera, you're not.

- You know who I am,

So don't sit here and act like you don't.

- Well, I didn't.

- What, 'cause I was nice to you?

That's why I'm not a bad b*tch?

'Cause I had feelings for someone?

Get over yourself.

- I'm completely over myself.

Never once was under myself.

[Laughter]

- Well, robb and marie weren't the only two roommates

To catch feelings.

Trey and laura, you guys were inseparable,

Which might have been a surprise to trey's girlfriend back home.

Stay tuned.

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- Welcome back.

We're with the cast ofthe real world: st. Thomas.

Hooking up with a roommate is very convenient

When you're living on your own island

And even more convenient when the other woman

Lives , miles away.

- Trey was extremely controlling with laura.

If he said, "jump," she would jump.

Like, he said, "beg," she would beg.

It was just--it was really pathetic to watch, actually.

- Laura knew, like, she deserved better,

At least deserved not to be talked to

Or treated the way she was being treated,

And we would even voice it to her.

You know, she would be like, "oh, I know.

I know. I know. Oh, my god."

- If you want to be treated like that,

You can be treated like that.

Stupid is what stupid does.

- She was plucking your nose hairs.

She was shaving your back.

She was fixing you yummy juice and cooking you meals.

You loved that attention that she was giving you.

- You can't be mad

If she's thinking about going on a date with somebody.

- There'd be days he'd be like, "no,"

And she'd be, like, reaching in his pants

Being, like, "no, I want it."

- She knew what time it was when she was engaging

In all these sexual activities with him.

He made it known and made it quite clear

That he has a woman back home

That he's been talking to for quite some time.

There's a possibility that, you know--something they had--

They're in a serious situation now.

He did say there was a serious situation they was in.

He did say that to us, but he never really told us

What that situation was.

- Is she pregnant? Is she not pregnant?

- I just--i couldn't imagine someone being pregnant

And then him acting the way he did towards laura.

- She also played trey, because when they got back,

There was nothing left.

Like, from what I heard, she didn't even show up

To the airport to see him.

- Yes.

He's getting a taste of his own medicine,

And now I'm not the only one that's gonna look

Like an a*s[bleep] on national television.

- I hope that he learns that he is a d*uche bag,

And sometimes when you're a d*uche bag,

You have to take it in.

You know, you can't, like, keep doing that

And expect girls to, like, love you.

- Do you think you are?

- A what? - A d*uche bag.

- A d*uche bag? - I didn't want to say the word.

- Yeah, I don't really like that term.

I don't know, I mean, I've heard hypocrite.

Hypocrite's probably a better way to describe it.

- Where do you stand with chelsea now?

- I never got with chelsea.

We did not end up in a relationship,

So to this day, we maintain communication.

We're very civil.

- So where do you stand with laura then

If chelsea's out of the picture?

- Yesterday at the hotel was the first time I've seen her.

- "Yesterday at the hotel." - Yesterday at the hotel.

Wink, wink.

- I get what-- - what you insinuating?

- You know what I'm insinuating.

- Oh, my god. - Fair enough.

- Yes, we had sexy time.

- That's the first time I've seen her since turkey, and--

- She's like, "yes, we had sex. Move on."

[Laughs]

- And it was amazing.

We were friends when we left,

And then, you know--

Actually, you were home for what, two days,

And you text me, you said, "I miss you"?

Yeah. - I don't remember, but I'm--

- Ooh. - Whoo!

- [Bleep].

- Well played. Well played.

- I really did hope that, you know,

After we left the island and got back home,

Like, you know, I was still hoping

That something would happen.

- Do you think he sent you mixed signals?

- He would always tell me-- you know, he's like,

"I don't really want to start something with you,

"Because I know that it's not a forever thing,

"'Cause you are-- once we get home,

"Chelsea will be right down the street,

And you're gonna be so far away."

- How does that feel?

I mean, it sounds like everything

Was related to him and his convenience, right?

You were in the house, so that was convenient,

And she lives down the street, and she's convenient.

Was it hard for you guys to watch her

Kind of look like a doormat?

- Oh, it was. - Oh, my god it was--

- It was very, 'cause it was so hard to watch,

It made us upset.

- If that's the path that she wants to go on

And she knows all the facts and stipulations,

What else can you do?

- Marie, trey gave you a hard time

About how you treated robb, right?

- That I did. - Pot calling the kettle black.

- And yet you kind of see the same situation

Or a similar situation going on between him and laura,

So how did that feel?

- Me and toya sometimes just come up to her

And be like, "just do it for nebraska.

"You are disrespecting yourself,

"And you're disrespecting his girl at home,

"And you should have more respect for yourself

To not do that," and that's just kind of how--

Like-- you know, like not for anyone--

- He's so dreamy.

- Trey printed out pictures--

- That was not, because--

- That wasn't until after him and I ended things.

That was right before she was coming.

- All right, you guys never really ended it,

So let's all be real right now.

You guys never ended things.

You had, like, a two-day break, and that was it, to be real.

- They stopped being physical for a while.

- We stopped being-- we did not hook up at all.

We didn't even kiss at all. - Whatever.

- Okay, we stopped hooking up halfway through the season.

- You're lying. For how--but for how long?

- Okay, sure, 'cause you know everything, marie.

- So when she was here for the week at carnival

And they hooked up at carnival,

You didn't sleep in his bed that week?

'Cause I'm pretty sure you did.

- She's calling out your character, basically,

For going out and chasing after someone

Who has a girlfriend and that you disrespected yourself.

- They were not together when he left,

And so, you know, she knew that,

And I knew that, he knew that,

And so, you know, I really don't feel bad about what I did.

- When you see your friend getting played

Or doing something that you don't approve of,

You always try to, like, step in and say something.

- You got very frustrated with that.

- Yes.

- We are all grown adults, all right?

And you shouldn't get involved in people's relationships,

Romantic relationships unless they come to you for advice,

Point-blank, and that's why, when it came to those two

And y'all two relationship, I stayed out of it.

- I think that we treated them like [bleep].

I think that I treated laura like [bleep] a lot of times.

She thinks it's a [bleep] act. It's not an act.

It's about being a grown-up and just saying, "you know what?

I'm not a bad b*tch. I'm wrong."

Just because you can't do that with robb

Doesn't mean you have to pull it out of me and laura.

- It was never about being a bad b*tch.

Someone wakes up, they're cranky,

And they're being a diva sometimes.

It happens. That's people's personalities.

- Cranky diva? No, that's you every day.

- No, it's not though! - It is you every day!

- But at the end of the day, that's not her every day.

That's the only side y'all see of her,

Because you guys have issues with marie.

[All shouting indistinctly]

- But she treated a lot of people like that.

- I didn't like you!

- You treated everybody like that though!

Until the last two weeks, you treated all of us bad!

- I'm just saying, like, let's get a--

No, shut the [bleep] up, 'cause I'm sick

Of your lying fake a*s.

- You're just mad 'cause [bleep],

And I didn't give a [bleep] about you.

That's what you're running with.

If you really want to keep it real.

If you really want to keep it real.

- Sit the [bleep] down, b*tch. Shut the [bleep] up!

Trying to be rich, 'cause you the most fraudulent

Mother[bleep] I have ever met in my life!

- Wait, everyone-- everyone--

- Damn right I should have been a bad girl scout,

'Cause you a b*tch!

I ain't never had a problem with a man in my life,

But you are my [bleep] b*tch.

And you a fake [bleep], but you should have kept it real.

You been keeping this fake-a*s lie going

Ever since [bleep]-- ever since you came up with it

With your fake a*s.

- Put her hands on me.

- My first actual physical violence on the show.

[Cheers and applause]

- Now picture that on a boat or an island.

- Messing up my damn--

- I do have to say, latoya... - What?

- I think you owe him an apology for laying hands on him.

- I ain't apologizing for [bleep].

I'm sorry.

- In the real life, I would disassociate myself

With somebody like that.

- Swift, chill, bro. - Holy moly.

Okay, brandon, unlike some of your roommates,

You ventured off the island in search of some action,

And you're gonna dig into all of it after the break.

[Cheers and applause]

- Since my season in st. Thomas ended,

I came home, and I almost directly

Went right tothe challenge in bodrum, turkey,

Which was fantastic.

After the challenge, I moved back in with my family.

My sister's, like, my best friend.

I mean, I didn't see her for months on end,

So it's, like, super, super gnarly

Being able to hang out with her as much as I really want.

My mom thinks me being on the show was fantastic.

She actually probably likes it more than I do.

You know, I didthe real world,

Because the first episode of san diego,

My mom said, "you could probably

Be more fun than these people, so try out."

And it all really worked out.

I'm taking online classes, going for my business degree

And then probably bounce back and forth

Between bensalem and kutztown.

- Since st. Thomas, I went onthe challenge,

And then I went back to staten island,

And I'm currently trying to figure out

What the hell I want to do with my life.

And so far, so good.

My mom has kicked me out of the house.

That's a plus.

I have been hanging out

With a lot of former cast members

Like frank from san diego,

And he's not as crazy as we all thought.

This summer, I've been spending a lot of time down the shore,

And when I do go out in new york,

I go out in the city, so just been party rocking.

- And we are back.

Brandon, you came to st. Thomas

Hoping to put your dark past behind you,

But as we all saw, that wasn't so easy.

- I never thought brandon was an "alcoholic."

I think he had a limits problem and, you know, didn't like

The way he acted when he was, like, that drunk.

- When brandon drank, he was a lot of fun,

And then all of a sudden, he went dry on us,

And that's fine, 'cause people can choose their own choices.

However, just because you don't drink anymore

Doesn't mean you have to change your personality,

And I feel like that's what he did.

- I've seen brandon say no to drugs many, many times,

Because it was offered to him a lot.

- Brandon had been doing such a good job,

And then this girl comes along and, you know, starts drinking,

And he's like, "all right, well, yeah, no, I can have

One or two shots or drinks, and I'll be good."

- It is in our contract that we can't do drugs.

Zero tolerance. Mtv does not allow it.

- Swift may or may not

Have bought some ill*gal paraphernalia

In the cannabis department

For his friends that came to visit,

Which may have sparked the drug test,

Which then may have led to brandon going home,

Which would then lead to swift feeling as bad as he did

About brandon going home.

- Actually, when the drug test came back,

Me and marie were jumping for joy,

'Cause somebody had told us it was actually swift

That was, you know, the one that got the brandons confused.

So we were like, "yes!"

We were like--we were actually, you know, chanting and going on,

But then we found out that that was not true,

And it was actually brandon was like, "oh, man."

- To sit there and say something ridiculous

Like you did cocaine once before you got here,

Like, I study drugs.

Like, I know what it's about.

You took cocaine within the last four days.

So now tell me what you did.

- So she says this, and now everyone in the house was like--

It was almost like they wanted me to go home.

- Marie did not want brandon to go home at all.

In fact, we went into the confessional,

And we vouched for him.

- What did you guys think about how the drug testing went down?

Was it because of swift and his friends?

- The reason why he got sent home

Was because of swift.

Swift had friends come to the island.

They went out, they bought drugs,

Producers got whiff of it,

And that's when they decided to do random drug testing.

- Ultimately, they were my friends,

So I will take responsibility for that as a man.

- Brandon, you were looking down and very somber.

- Yeah, 'cause it's like-- - how are you feeling?

- People out there were really rooting for me

To be sober, and like, a lot of people

Have written me all these heartfelt messages,

And now everyone's gonna see that I had been doing coke.

I really was sober six months.

Right when I get on the island, they put me in a hotel.

- And that's when it happened?

- No, like, I had hours before I even checked in,

And then I slipped up on the island,

And I went out with a couple people.

- So you weren't sober the first day?

- No. Like, I was--

I hadn't slept.

Like, I looked a mess the first day,

'Cause I had been up, like, all night.

- But you said you were sober.

You really, the entire time, were sober and didn't do drugs?

- I slipped up day one, and then I slipped up

Literally the night before I got drug tested.

I do feel bad that it's thrown in that negative light

And that I'm gonna be that guy

That, like, I love doing what I do,

And it's probably never gonna fully stop, realistically.

Like, I love that lifestyle. I like the parties.

I like the fast girls. I like to just go, go, go.

And whatever happens, I don't give a [bleep], and that's--

- How does that make you guys feel?

- I think it's just a defense mechanism

Like all of us, you know?

Everyone calls me an alcoholic, and I'm like, "oh, yeah,

It's cool to be an alcoholic."

Like, it's not cool to be an alcoholic.

- I hate how well she reads me, and you did it day one.

[Laughs]

- And it makes me upset, and you know what?

Drugs are drugs, and no one should ever do drugs,

But brandon messed up,

And he messed up on television,

And he's gonna pay for that for the rest of his life.

- Robb, how does that make you feel?

- You know I don't like it. - Yeah.

- You know, but you've also been in the same bed that i--

You know, I am in where you learn through watching the show.

- But has he?

- [Sighs] you tell me.

Have you?

- No?

- Yes and no. Yes and no.

Like, I slip up, you know?

Like, I'm not as wild as I was before the show.

Like, you know, as much as it would be fun

To live that normal lifestyle, like, just get a normal job,

Be with a normal girl, you know, live that normal life,

Like, it's--you know, I don't know any other lifestyle now.

I've been doing it for so long

That now I'm comfortable with it.

- Are you taking any steps to be able

To move in that direction, because you--

- I don't want to.

You know, I live just a fine life, you know?

Like, I go to work, I do my thing, and--

- So you don't want to stop using?

- There's a difference between wanting to quit

And glamorizing it, and I feel like

You're glamorizing it a little.

- This past summer, he lived with me

For about three to four weeks.

He put his best foot forward and didn't [bleep] up at all.

So he is definitely trying.

- Well, you guys were all a little nicer to each other

After brandon said good-bye, but before that,

Someone was always pissed off at someone else.

Swift, latoya,

Sound like someone you guys know?

- Here we go.

- Anyway, who are frenemies,

And who are now just flat-out enemies?

Stay tuned.

[Cheers and applause]

- Since the season ended,

I have been staying really busy

Trying to build my brand a little bit.

Right now, I'm about to do this photo sh**t

Forsocial lifestyle magazine.

It's an upcoming magazine.

They're really doing some really good stuff.

My ultimate goal was to pursue a career

In sports and entertainment law.

My mom is a prosecutor, and all her friends are just,

"Don't go to law school."

If I do law school, I'll definitely take a year off,

Just relax, search out other things.

- Welcome back.

I'm maria menounos,

And I've got the entire st. Thomas cast

Ofthe real worldwith me.

Now, you guys really got into it with each other this season,

And that was just the stuff we saw.

- Marie is a b*tch.

Same--dude, if marie was not in the house,

It would have been a better house.

- She would get drunk and start t. Rexing around

And pick fights with anybody that'd piss her off.

- Marie has stolen my address book

That I used to carry around and keep all my contacts.

She stole it and lit it on fire.

- She was just so mean to him sometimes,

And I don't really get why, 'cause swift did nothing

To marie or toya.

- He only confronted women.

The only people he spoke his mind

And lashed out and became belligerent

And loud and ignorant with was me and marie.

- How would you feel

If somebody harassed you while praying,

Stole your property, lit it on fire,

And tried to push you off a moving speedboat

In the middle of the night?

- Marie literally just tried to take swift

And throw him in the water.

- She was definitely being a b*tch,

And she was definitely trying to be funny,

And she wanted to see him in the water.

All three.

- His friend grabbed him real quick

So he didn't fall in.

- Swift started claiming that he could have died,

Because he could have been sucked under the propeller.

We're going five miles an hour.

You're not gonna die. I assure you of that.

- He went to the cops and pressed charges on me.

- Swift and latoya's relationship

Is the same as everyone else's.

We're all dysfunctional.

- The story according to swift is,

They messed around in the bathroom

And the balcony in st. Croix,

And it wasn't heavily filmed there,

Because we were on vacation,

So it was possible that they got away with it,

Latoya just regretted it,

And honestly just didn't want anybody else to know about it.

- Once he brought the whole hooking up thing,

It was complete divide,

And they couldn't even be in the same room together.

- As far as him talking about, "we had--

"Me and toya, we were in a relationship.

We did this. We did that."

You're a complete liar, and I'm calling bull[bleep] on you.

Come clean. Be honest about it.

- Looks like you're [bleep] him.

- I just, to this day, still think they didn't.

- She's a pathological liar.

It scares me how much she lies and how good she is at it.

- Oh, he can bring out a lie detector test,

And I will be glad to take it.

Roll up the machine, and hook me up.

St. John was the most division.

It was literally me, marie, robb against the rest of the house.

Trey had the audacity to try and piss on our tent

Like it was gonna affect me or piss around my tent.

Like, have some ba*ls, and just piss on me.

Like, do something.

Like, you're just [bleep] coward.

It's like rubbing your ba*ls on somebody's pillow

While wearing briefs.

That achieves nothing.

- In the final week,

Brandon, swift, and myself

Offered laura our final paycheck

To go punch marie in the face

And just do it with, like, two days left,

Three days left, and just shut her a*s up.

- I am willing to own % that I started [bleep],

But I also ended [bleep].

Do not [bleep] with me.

- Laura, did you have that conversation with them?

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I definitely did.

You know, I did consider it,

But I didn't want to leave early.

[Laughter]

- I'll give you it right now.

She's corny as [bleep] anyway,

And I have more testosterone in my body

Than any of these [bleep] losers,

So I'll beat any of them up.

If they came to new york,

My friends would slurp them up like the [bleep]--

[Indistinct shouting] okay. Okay.

Me. Me.

Swift, get a [bleep] ladder next time you come at me.

- [Laughs]

- So if you got-- like you are--

- These kids [bleep] act like they're hard.

You're [bleep] corny as [bleep].

- ...individual I know.

Like, seriously, you just literally went backstage

And threatened me and told me to watch what I say

Out my mouth, 'cause [bleep].

- What is it between you two?

'Cause at first, you started off flirty,

And then it got to this.

- But that's the thing. - Why?

- People confuse being nice and kind

And getting to know a stranger with flirting.

Just because I was talking to him

And getting to know him just as I talk

With all these other guys sitting on the stage,

That's not further, but that's all you see,

'Cause that's all they focus on.

- We didn't lay in bed with you, though,

So you laying beds with swift, that's just--

- How many times have we laid in bed with each other?

You probably saw us laying in bed with each other two times,

And that was after a night that we all were sleeping

Each other's rooms, and you know that.

So you can wink your broke-a*s act.

- You're a [bleep], you're a [bleep],

And you're a [bleep],

And laura, you're a [bleep] too to go on-screen like that.

Get the [bleep] out of here,

'Cause you're a [bleep] b*tch, and I will have you on the floor

Faster than the cows that you tip.

- Right.

- Brandon and trey-- all this, "I got brandon's back.

I love him."

You didn't even like him in the beginning.

- I [bleep] know. I hated that mother[bleep].

So what? I can't like him now?

- My thing is this.

Don't sit here and act like me and marie

Are the only people

Talking about each other behind our back,

'Cause to be honest with you,

We're the only ones that confronted y'all weak asses.

- A big problem between you and swift

Was that he alleged you guys had--

- That wasn't even the big problem,

But you want to know the honest reason

What upsets me the most?

Is the way he treats me differently

From everybody else.

I could say something to him,

Trey could say the same thing,

Robb will say the same thing, or brandon,

And even, robb, you agreed with this on many occasions.

And this kid would react

In a totally different way towards me.

- But why do you think? - I don't know.

Like I said, everybody joked

About him being g*y in the house,

And it was, "oh, oh, oh, oh, it's cool, bro.

It's cool. It's cool. It's cool."

But me and her say something, "b*tch this, b*tch that.

I'm from jersey. I will k*ll you."

But when we say--oh, he went all haywire when we said it.

- It's not even a "we" thing man.

It's just that the chick that I [bleep]

Is the one actually calling me g*y.

That's just-- it's just crazy.

- You didn't have sex with me, first of all,

You fraudulent, lying piece of [bleep].

Come clean!

It's funny how all of a sudden you [bleep] me

When we started calling you g*y.

- All right, point-blank, between these two chicks,

I have been lied on, I've had my hand--

They have put their hands on me, not marie, toya has.

That's not the first time toya's hit me.

They have--they have-- - second time.

- Marie stole my property.

- No, actually toya did. - I did too.

- All right, fine. They stole my property...

- And then I burned it. - And lit it on fire, okay?

If somebody stole your [bleep], lit it on fire,

Tried to push you off a boat,

Hit you, and did all that,

Are you really gonna care about them?

- First off, I didn't push him off the boat.

If I wanted to push him off the boat,

He would have been off the boat, okay?

He would have been in the water.

- You were wasted. You don't remember.

- Laura, shut the [bleep] up right now.

- No, I saw the whole entire thing.

- This is why we're arguing, though,

'Cause you can't get a word in.

You can't get a word-- - because she [bleep]--

The point of the matter is, the next day,

I woke up, and I apologized to him.

He didn't accept it, and that's fine,

But I knew that his friends were there,

So I went up to them, and I said, "listen,

"I'm very sorry about last night.

"Like, whatever I did was wrong,

"'Cause I don't ever condone, like,

Putting your hands on somebody."

When I said I'm sorry about, like, everything,

They said, "it's not a big deal. It was a joke."

And they laughed about it.

- Robb, what did you think about the divide?

- What, about this thing? This little divide?

- In general, the whole house.

- Well, there was a couple different divides.

There was, like, us three and then, like, them four.

You know, I didn't really pay it any mind.

- Are you kidding me right now?

Like you didn't clown swift behind his back?

- Well, no, I rubbed your through my--

I flossed my a*s with your tie once.

- Oh, and he found out about it and laughed about it.

- All right, well, that is enough drama.

When we come back, some lighter moments

From this season.

I think we all need that right now.

But first, a preview of the fun

In this unseen subway freshbuzz moment.

[Laughter]

- Yes! Yes!

Wait, you don't understand.

I've been waiting for him to bust his [bleep].

- Since I came back from st. Thomas,

I returned back to baltimore.

Maryland crabs is, you know, something I grew up on.

If you live in maryland, you got to like crabs.

I am back living at home with my parents.

I have a fairly good relationship with my family.

You know, we all have our ups and downs,

But my mom has been, like, my best friend

Since I was very young,

So I've kind of been toying with some interest

In public speaking, motivational speaking,

You know, speak at local area high schools or colleges

And just try to see if I can relate to the students.

I do play flag football.

I played flag football before I left for st. Thomas.

I still play now.

Obviously, I played high school and college football,

But I had no intentions of going pro,

So I play flag football for fun.

It's just a really fun activity.

We just go out on the field, throw the ball around,

And play competitively.

- Welcome back.

When cameras are rolling /,

They are bound to catch an embarrassing moment or two.

I mean, you guys wouldn't know anything

About embarrassing moments, would you?

- No. - I'm not awkward at all.

[Laughter]

- We're playing nut ball.

Make it count.

Ooh! [Laughter]

- Aw, that was a good one!

- [Passes gas] ooh, I just had a little gas.

[Scoffs]

She just put a [bleep] frog on my head.

Yo, I'm about to whip this b*tch's a*s.

- [Chuckles] - stop.

- Do not hurt mr. Crab.

- No you're not!

- What do you want?

- Die!

[Laughter]

- Hear ye, hear ye.

I'm wally the whale.

- Who's wally? - Hey, guys.

I'm kind of new here and a little lost.

- b*tch, I'm a star. [Laughter]

- Obviously, your weak-a*s brain ain't working.

- I'm curious as to whose these are.

- [Laughs]

- I brought my favorite toy in with me today.

It's a bug zapper.

- What's going on, 'rie?

[Screaming]

- [Grunts]

- [Laughs] oh, my god.

[Indistinct chatter]

- You got this.

- [Vomits]

- You ever wonder why our bathroom smells like [bleep]?

- Why?

- Maybe because when you take a [bleep], you don't flush.

- I do flush.

- 'Cause I just walked in to a nice big turd

Looking at me saying, "hey, robb, [bleep] you."

- The toilet paper in there was [bleep]?

- No.

- [Laughs]

You took a [bleep], and you didn't wipe your a*s.

You a bad kid.

- The wiping thing was so disturbing.

The wiping, no toilet paper.

- Oh, no, I wipe. She was just [bleep].

- Let me, uh-- let me, uh--

I looked at swift and like, "yeah, dude,

"Why is there always [bleep] everywhere,

Literally everywhere?"

And he goes--

- There was not [bleep] everywhere.

- There was poop everywhere. - There was not poop everywhere.

- There was literally poop everywhere,

And he was like, "you know what? I'll be honest with you.

I squat over the toilet." I'm like, "wait, what?"

He doesn't actually sit down.

Apparently, his wiener hits the water.

Whatever.

That [bleep] cool. I get it.

- Whose underwear was that?

- We don't actually know. - I don't know.

It was just some random child's, I guess.

- Latoya, were you an easy target

Because of the bugs?

- I was, and I think it all started

When we were all hanging out one night

In our room, and somebody left, like, a cup of bacca

And oranges and cranberry.

Like, ants was just crawling everywhere.

It was ridiculous. - In my bed.

- I know we kind of focus a lot on the drama today,

But was this fun for you guys?

- It was an amazing experience, because you know,

Only seven of us out of thousands of people

That tried out to do this, we only got picked,

So it's a blessing to even have that experience,

Whether good or bad.

- It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,

And you know what?

We all had fun.

- We've got time for some final questions

And a look at the upcoming season ofthe challenge.

Wondering if there are any familiar faces on this one.

We'll find out

Whenthe real world: st. Thomas reunionreturns.

[Cheers and applause]

- Since the show ended,

I spend a lot of time sleeping on friend's couches,

Play some video games, call up some girls.

It's a very chilled, laid-back atmosphere.

My dad sees that I've been doing a lot better.

He was like, "you know, you could come stay with me."

So I just recently moved in with him,

But now, like, you know, I'm back at home in quincy

And just been working,

Doing electrical work when I can,

And doing appearances.

But you know, for the last couple months,

I've been bouncing around.

- There's more ofthe real world: st. Thomas reunion

On the way, and it starts right now.

And we are back.

So, robb, did you expect to come into this experience

And leave with six best friends?

- I got very, very close

With a couple people in the house.

I have the utmost love and respect for everybody.

- After this, it's no such thing as by yourself anymore.

Like, I know these people sitting right next to me,

I can call for anything, and they'd be there,

And they really have helped me out

Through a lot of [bleep].

And you're not friends at this point.

Like, it's family, like a dysfunctional,

Messed-up, [bleep] beautiful, beautiful family.

- All right, well, the st. Thomas season is over,

But your wednesday nights are about to get

A whole lot more extreme.

The challengereturns on september th at : p.m.,

And there is so much action, the premier episode

Is minutes.

Now, don't be fooled by the kiss

Between zach and frank fromthe real world: san diego.

This challenge is a battle of the seasons,

Emphasis on battle.

Take a look.

Male announcer: the challengeis back.

- Good job.

- I have absolutely no filter,

So I'm not gonna be great at stopping myself ever.

- I'm not gonna be made to look like a [...] Crazy person.

- If I feel the need to start conniving,

Then that's what I'm gonna do.

- Call me a b*tch? [Indistinct shouting]

- I don't have anyone that is even in my league.

- I'm not intimidated by you one [bleep], bro.

[Both shouting]

- Most of the people here are total idiots.

You're a fake and a phony. Poser.

- [Screaming]

- Now, I've been hearing it for years.

"Our season's the best."

Now it's time to put up or shut up.

Welcome, everybody, to the battle of the seasons.

- [Shouting]

- Oh, my god!

- I'm here with a political mastermind,

A person who's never done one of these challenges before,

And my ex.

[Indistinct shouting]

- This house, being so big,

Makes it that much harder to trust everyone.

- It's like fear.

- People who are trying to be, like, bullies.

- I don't trust it at all.

- I don't want any boys to distract me.

I don't want anything to get in my way of winning.

[Cheers and applause]

- Oh, yeah! Go! Go!

- Mike, I hate you more right now

Than I've ever hated you in my life.

[Indistinct shouting]

- Not sure if I can count on my teammates.

[Horn sounds]

- You know what?

You put me in, I will [bleep] you up.

- Bring it. - b*tch.

- You're officially entering no-man's-land.

- Go, go, go, go, go. - I can't do this.

- Come on, get up.

- This is it. This is our last one.

- [Shouts]

Announcer: september th.

- Marie, what are your thoughts?

You look like you're about to burst on something.

- If you guys thought I was a bad b*tch in st. Thomas...

[Laughs] - uh-oh.

- Just wait till you see me onthe challenge.

- I just thought you said you weren't a bad b*tch.

- Was it difficult?

- If you can imagine worse than our situation,

I think that was worse.

Instead of six or seven dominant personalities

In a house, you have, you know, to .

- So did you guys bring your "a" game?

- Definitely. - Absolutely.

So you guys are gonna have to tune in, see how far we get.

- Okay, see for yourself if the st. Thomas cast brought it.

The super-sized -minute premier

Ofthe challenge: battle of the seasons

Debuts wednesday, september th at : p.m.

Bye, everyone.

[Cheers and applause]

- Straighten your head out.

Chin down. Great.

- Yo, when did you get that tat? What that say?

- Oh, that's that "g" thing-- tat, like, that's my thing.

I just got this the other day, like--

- Yeah, I'm talking about on your arm.

- Oh, thug-like.

You know, I had that when I was two years old,

'Cause I about that life though.

I knew I was gonna be about that life.

Y'all were going out there like--like--

All right, so look, this what we gonna do.

We gonna get everybody together tonight,

And we gonna, um-- - party.

- We gonna party.

We gonna bring some shawties back.

- We gonna [bleep].

- Yo, trey, you bringing shawties back to the club?