- Previously onreal world...
- Yeah!
[All cheering]
- You got your punk rock chick. - Hello.
- You have your blonde, the pretty boy,
And the frat guy.
[Techno music]
- I'm single. I'm ready to mingle.
- It's the first night,
And ashley's on my [bleep] list right now.
- I don't know who her family is,
But I promise my family will buy and sell her family.
It takes every part in my body
Not to mash her face into the ground.
I just want to--
- Night one, and that b*tch is done
On my [bleep] list.
- You want a hamburger?
- Whoa!
- The audacity of ashley to throw hot oil
In someone's face.
- Would it be weird if I cuddled you?
I love cuddling. - I will take the cuddle.
Now we are getting somewhere. Yay!
- Are we kissing right now? - No.
That's our hats kissing.
The attraction is undeniable.
- Bear sex, check.
- What did jesus do? - [Laughs]
- Hello?
- Oh, [bleep].
- ♪ A-a-a-all the people in the house ♪
♪ Put 'em up right ♪
♪ What
[Funky dance music]
♪
♪ Put 'em up right ♪
♪ All the people in the house ♪
♪ Put 'em up ♪
[Clock ticking]
- Morning, bro. - Morning, man.
- I'm not ready for this.
I'm not ready for this today.
Yeah. I'm scared.
- Don't be. - I'm scared--
- Seriously? Seriously?
- I'm so scared.
Honestly, I wish I would have waited a little longer
To have sex with cory.
And I definitely
Am not liking the idea of anyone knowing.
I'm just waiting for the night that tom and jamie hook up,
Because then I'll feel less like a sl*t.
- You have a bigger a*s than me. Are you worried about that?
- No. I really like my butt.
Let me ask you this, is it weird for you
That my butt's bigger than yours?
- No, because I'm asian, so I can have a small butt.
Tom is awesome.
He did have a little sleepover
In my room last night.
We didn't do anything. We just cuddled.
If I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
- Okay. - Right?
- I'm chill with that. Yeah.
- Ah! Oh, my god! It's really showing now.
- Tom and jamie, totally gonna smash.
They're totally gonna--
Yeah, they're totally doing it by the end of this.
Calling it.
- So, last night was crazy.
- Whatever happened, I was trying to joke and play,
And I know that it wasn't funny.
- There was hot oil in the burger.
See, like, that could have burned me.
I feel like last night was insanely disrespectful.
If you are upset, like, maybe you can throw a pillow,
And we can have a pillow fight. - I wasn't even upset.
You know that I wasn't upset. - I didn't know. I was--
Was there something behind it? - No.
- Okay, then that's-- then we decided.
There was nothing behind it. It was an accident.
Just know that the actions that you take in this house,
They affect everybody.
Let's be, like, chill.
Like, there shouldn't be an issue.
- Exactly, yeah. - Good?
- Yeah.
- Really? Really?
- [Yelps] - [laughing]
- It's our job to, like, make sure that we bring out
The best out of each other. - Mm-hmm.
- House meeting. Let's get it out in the open.
Ashley needs to stop doing this crazy stuff.
Let's just try and do our best to, like--
- Anybody had an issue with me?
[Laughter] - yeah. Yeah.
- Let's go, right now. Let's go, right now.
Yeah, right now. - All of us.
- It's like, last night was ridiculous.
And then, the first night, obviously,
But the whole burger thing, just all of it,
Like, can we limit that or figure that out?
What are we gonna do about that? - Yeah.
- I think the big thing is just, like, we're family.
Like, let's use conflict resolution
Without it resulting in, like,
Anger and aggression, right?
Like, we don't want that, so-- - I agree.
So me and you, we'll talk about this later, then.
- Yeah. - We'll wait until later.
All right, so this is our one-on-one time.
- Okay.
- When you're sober, you are fine.
Like, when you're sober,
We all like being around you.
But whenever you're drunk, you're completely--
You change.
You insult people,
You're throwing [bleep] at people,
And then you don't even remember,
Like, some of the stuff that you do.
That's not okay.
You are not listening. - No, I'm listening.
- You're literally, like, I feel like not--
- No, I'm hearing everything you say.
- Like, I don't--
So I don't know what we should do here, 'cause--
- I don't know, 'cause when I'm sober
And you're sober, I'm still not fine with you.
I think that you are very mean. - Really?
You think I'm mean. - Yeah.
No, I think that you like to whisper,
And, like, you know--
- When have I whispered? - Okay, but the thing--
- I have no problem doing it. - Have I've been around
Trying to cause drama with you and talk [bleep] about you?
- Oh, god, every single night you're causing drama so far.
This whole situation is supposed to be, like,
Us trying to resolve it, okay?
It was just supposed to tell you about the situation.
- It's talk. - Yeah.
- Not tell. - Talk!
I'm--i'm sitting here. Talk to me.
- Do you not think that you're being a b*tch right now?
You don't think that's bitchy? - No, I am being a b*tch,
Because you're being a b*tch to me.
- When have you walked up and said
One word to me first? - Why would i?
I'm not gonna be buddy-buddy with you if I don't like you.
- I'm not trying to be buddy-buddy with you.
- You do try a little bit.
- I'm trying to be nice to you
'Cause I don't want to walk around here
And feel awkward, you know?
- Then don't do the [bleep] you do.
- Okay.
Good conversation.
- Yeah, good talk.
- Glad we worked it out.
- Oh! All done! - Good.
Welcome to our tour.
- We're gonna go on a fire truck tour today
And basically experience san francisco,
'Cause I've never been out here before.
[All cheering and chattering at once]
- I kind of, like, scoot to make sure
That me and tom are sitting next to each other.
And then ashley is sitting near us.
Yay.
- Gotta get you two--the lovers.
- I'm just gonna keep k*lling them with kindness
Until they realize I'm not as bad as they think I am.
- ♪ You can reach out to eternal ♪
♪ And the world that's up there ♪
♪ Find the energy and time to let go ♪
- Right there, you guys, look behind you.
- In the middle of the bay, you can see alcatraz island.
- That's tom's future home.
- ♪ Wake up, wake up, wake up
♪ It's gonna take us ♪
♪ Everywhere
- Wait, where are we going?
I see bardot. I see bardot.
- She has a thing for asians. She already said.
- I don't. - You do.
- No, I don't. - You said it earlier.
- She has the asian persuasion.
- If we're talking about asians,
I've been with an asian.
- I never have. - [Laughs]
- Can you tell me-- - hey, whoa, wait, no, no, no.
That's big time.
I've only been with three girls in my entire life.
- Shut up!
- I swear to god. - [Laughs]
- He's only slept with three girls?
- Ask him. - Yes.
I've only slept with three gir--
I've only had sex with three girls.
- I don't--that's just-- I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know about that.
- I swear on everything.
- I think I slept with three girls
Before I hit seventh grade.
- Times that number by a hundred and you hit me.
- My number right now is, like, what,
, Something like that?
- None-ya. None ya business.
- And I promise you that the three girls I've been with
I cared a lot about.
- Really?
- It's just something refreshing
About a guy that's just so innocent
But so confident in himself.
- My bad that all you guys sleep with a lot of people, wh*res.
- No, no, no, no. - Whoa!
- I have slept with a lot of people.
I'm totally okay with that, like--
- No shame in my game. - We out-ski?
- You don't like it? Go home.
- I'm totally different than both of y'all.
When I get it in, it's, like--
- It's a big moment. - Huge.
- Once you unzip those pants and you get it in once,
That interest is down, like--
- Exactly. - Back in grand rapids,
Every girl knows about me and...
How I'm a player and how I do this
And how I do that.
- Try working in a club every weekend.
- You just don't know what it feels like
To be really hurt, then. - Yeah, it sucks, bro.
- I can't imagine what it'd feel like to be cheated on
Or backstabbed or--
I would freak out.
And I've done it to so many girls.
In the past,
I should have been thinking with my heart
Instead of thinking with my pants.
When you grow up, you realize you can't do that.
I try the best I can, but it's just difficult.
I'm just going with the flow.
I'm literally going day by day.
I'm not telling anybody about my hookup with jenny.
There's some things the house doesn't need to know.
I'd rather just keep it on the low.
- No. Around you? Not at all.
- Like, I don't know what to--
Usually--usually--
- Stop thinking so much.
- I think that only because I think too much.
- Yes, stop thinking so much.
Just be you, jenny. Just do what you want to do.
If you want to come hug me, do it.
If you want to come punch me, do it.
- We're definitely gonna hook up again.
I mean, why wouldn't we?
Right?
- It's , right?
- I think we're there.
- We got in a cab.
- Help us.
- Were we friends?
Uh...
Man, I'm gonna get in trouble.
- Coming up onreal world.
- Bro, you're so--
- No, cory, cory!
- Cory is straight-up out of control right now.
- Stop it. Stop. Stop it!
Stop. Stop it!
[Upbeat music]
- You don't remember this at all?
- No. - No. Me either.
- She jumped in on the side, you jumped in the middle.
I jumped in.
Ten seconds later, she was on your lap,
Straddling you, giving you a lap dance.
In the middle of the cab.
Yeah, I'm the awkward guy sitting next to my boy
Getting a lap dance in a cab.
I don't know if you guys made out.
I can't be sure. I didn't watch it.
Because I didn't want to see what you guys were doing.
- Wow. - But I can tell you
That you probably did.
- Oh, [bleep].
No, me and cory did not make out.
- Did we? - No.
Well--
- I'm kind of nervous.
I don't know if it's gonna be awkward
Between me and jenny.
I don't really know what to expect.
- Ashley jumped on his lap
And gave him a lap dance on the ride home.
- Oh, my god.
Ashley's crazy, and she's a mess.
- I don't remember a thing of it, and neither does he.
That's a promise to you.
So I just wanted to put that out there.
- What?
- I mean, neither of us remember it and--
- I just feel kind of awkward.
- What if you were me? How awkward would you feel?
- Yeah. - You know?
- I know people don't forget.
- Oh.
- But I just hope that jenny can forgive me.
- Okay. - So I just want to tell you.
- I can't blame ashley for being attracted to cory.
I mean, he's a good-looking guy.
I'm not intimidated by her at all.
I just think that she's a sweet girl
With bad behavior-- like me.
- ♪ It's just fine ♪
♪ To close your eyes
♪ Just keep singing
[Line trilling]
- Hello? - Hello.
- Hey, what's up?
- So, um, me and tom, though--
- Yeah? - I like him.
- Like, a lot? - Yeah.
But it's really weird because, like,
He's only had sex with, like, three girls ever.
- Uh-oh. - Yeah.
- What did he think about your number?
- He doesn't know my number.
- I don't think you should ever tell him your number.
Put it deep down inside.
[Phone ringing]
- Somebody is calling.
- For who? - I don't know.
It's on oovoo.
[Phone ringing]
- I'm not answering that.
- Who is that?
- Top-secret information. - Top-secret informa--
I'm gonna answer.
- Don't--do not answer that phone call.
- I'll call you back, hannah. - It's yours?
- Yes, it's for me.
- Who is it, tom-tom?
- Who is it tommy boy? - My ex.
- Oh. - That's why I'm not dealing
With that right now.
Coming into the house,
I didn't want to have any ties
With any girls back home.
- Oh, that would have been bad
If I would have answered that.
- I should call her back, though, for real.
- No.
- What's up, girl? - What's up?
- So do you hate me? - What happened?
- People are saying me and ashley made out.
I don't even remember it.
- It does kind of make it feel cheap.
Like I was sloppy seconds or something.
- Right, but you weren't.
- It kinda makes you look like a player, you know?
- Right. - And I don't date players.
- I know.
- I don't. Players hurt me.
- Just know, like, I'm kinda, like, soft-hearted.
I really am.
And I try to act like it's not true.
But I already feel like I got some feelings for you,
And that scares me.
I've done the whole player, cheater, I've done all that.
I'm--i'm past that.
- Okay.
- So, I mean--
- Honestly, it's not a deal-breaker.
It's just something that's put the wall up a little higher.
- Oh, lord.
That wall is gonna be worse
Than the wall of china.
Oh, god!
- You guys did not have to let me crash your date.
- I was never once asked on a date.
- Where would you like to go on a date?
- When would you like to take me on a date?
- Not saturday, because I'll be hung over.
- When would you like to take me on a date?
- Not sunday, 'cause that's the lord's day.
- When would you like to take me on a date?
- Next week. - Next week?
- Yeah. - Next week
You would like to what? - Take you on a date.
- I was expecting tom to be some kind of, like,
Hippie stoner or skater kid,
But he ended up being completely different.
- Yeah, this is it. - Everything about him--
I'm vibing off of him.
I'm liking it. I don't know.
- Y'all need to open y'all's mouths and chug.
- Yeah, but I don't have [bleep] skills.
Hence why I play for the other team.
- Oh, that's perfect.
- Right when I walked in the house,
I judged every single person on their looks,
And you were, by far, to me,
The best-looking person in the house.
- Oh, god. - That sounds like
You don't find me attractive.
- I don't want to have sex with you.
- Really? 'Cause that's not what your b*ner says
Every morning. - [Laughs]
- You don't want to have sex with me?
- Not right now, no. I've been with three chicks.
I have to care about them a lot.
I have to know them. I have to respect them.
I have to care.
- And you don't care, respect,
Or anything like that about me?
- I don't like girls that have had sex
With a lot of people.
- Why do you assume already that--
- 'Cause I'm just assuming. - You're assuming
Right off the bat that I have some huge number.
- No, just what's your number?
- What if I were to say ? What if I were to say ?
- I don't want to hear a big number.
- You're not gonna hear a small number.
- Is it over ? - No.
- Is it over ?
- By, like, one.
- , Just say it.
Admit it.
- He's not happy about that number.
- I'm not happy about that number.
- You're not happy about ?
- I just don't like big numbers. I'm sorry.
- He doesn't like big numbers, but he's okay with--
- I don't like the fact that people give themselves up
For people that probably aren't worth it at all.
- I know I'm not a sl*t, and that's end of story.
Like, I'm just pissed off at tom's judging me.
- It's cool. Everything's cool.
It's cool, it's cool. It's good.
It's fine.
Do you want me to go, or you want to go?
- Stop. Why are you looking at yourself?
Talk to me like you want to have a conversation with me.
- 'Cause I like to know what I look like.
- Quit checking yourself out. Quit check--
I look horrible right now. - What were you talking about?
- Sex and how you perceive it in a relationship
And everything about what its meaning is
And everything.
- I perceive sex as emotional, physical,
All that stuff.
- But you think that love-- sex means love.
You think sex means love. - Yes.
- You can have love without sex,
And you can have sex without love.
- Yeah, well, I make love.
I don't have sex.
I'm done with this. - No, you--
- No, I'm done with it. I'm done with it.
- You have to finish this. - No.
- You have to finish it. Wait.
- I'm done with it.
- Sex is physical. It's emotional.
It's everything. It's love.
- But-- - to you, it's not.
To arielle, it's not. To everybody else, it's not.
To me, it is.
- Get over it.
If you think that because my number is so big
That I don't deserve you, like, get out of here.
Don't even do that with me.
Why are you getting so, like--
- For real, like, this is pissing me off.
- Grow up, dude.
Grow the [bleep] up.
Quit being a b*tch about the situation.
- What the hell was that?
- Hey, everybody has sex. Let's stop being fake.
- [Laughing] oh, god.
- Would you like some water?
Oh, no water? Okay.
- Ooh, she's a sexy one.
- I'm tired.
- Just listen, then.
I'm sorry that I don't know how to do this.
But I really care about you.
I'm just strong-willed, and I have opinions
About a lot of stuff.
If I care about you so much that I will be with you,
I will be with you.
I don't give a [bleep] about anything else.
So I would rather the truth, and it hurt,
Than a lie and it not hurt, because at some point
I'm gonna figure out the truth,
And that's gonna hurt so much more.
I would like to get closer with jamie.
I want to get to know her more.
I love cuddling. I love cuddling.
- Should I not go to bed? - No!
- Should I stay up for a little bit?
- Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Cory smells intoxicating. He smells amazing.
Makes me feel weak.
I feel like I'm falling for cory.
And it's really scary to say that,
Because I haven't known him that long.
He's dangerous to me.
Slightly exciting, but dangerous.
- ♪ Girl, I like it rough
♪ But one-night stand ain't long enough ♪
♪ My self-control ain't strong enough ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I like that dirty stuff ♪
- Oh, what--oh, god.
That's like--
I totally didn't see it coming.
- ♪ Just like trouble
♪ Everything I been waiting for, trouble ♪
- I had no clue. I really didn't.
Maybe he's like a little puppy, and he's just trying to pee
On every tree and mark his territory.
- I don't care about other people's sex life, just mine.
I have enough to worry about.
- Ooh, this could be bad. This could be bad.
- ♪ You been so much trouble
[Techno music]
♪
- That was terrible. Cory's the pimp of the house.
- Just know the confessional room is dirty.
- Wait, what? - Oh, my god.
- My man cory banged out jenny in the confessional.
Not cool, because I got to sit in there.
- What did you do?
- Bear suits.
- Oh, my god. - Yes.
- Wait, you had sex with ashley or jenny?
- Both. - You had sex with both of them?
- No! - Oh, my god.
[Laughing] I thought you were serious.
- Just be ready for some wild [bleep], yo.
[All laughing]
- Put it up high! Put it up high!
Put it up high! Be happy.
- That's what it is. Let's do it.
- If youse are happy, I'm happy.
- Sounds good! Yes!
- All right, all right, all right, guys.
We get it, we get it.
- Jenny and cory doing their thing, making out,
And it looks good.
I love love! I love love!
That's so okay.
- Get that [bleep]. Get--no, get that [bleep], man.
- Tom isn't the type of guy
That's gonna make the first move,
So I'll make it happen.
[Hellogoodbye's [everything is] debatable]
- ♪ I was frozen there
♪ Paralyzed and floating in the air ♪
♪ Or I thought
♪ 'Cause no one really knows ♪
♪ I couldn't stop ♪
♪ Debatable
♪ Everything is
♪ Debatable
[All cheering]
- Yay!
Amazing! Finally!
- You're a great [bleep] kisser.
- He went for it!
[All cheering]
- Whoo!
♪
[Clock ticking]
[Freedom fry's summer in the city]
- ♪ I will rise up to every day's occasion ♪
- Hey, I'm not exactly sure where market is,
But we just find the big building.
- ♪ Better yet I'll give you an indication ♪
- Oh, I think maybe we were supposed to go the other way.
I don't know.
- ♪ Somehow in the city, it's summer in the city ♪
- Chinese food and japanese food are the best,
But korean food is the nastiest food
I've ever eating in my life.
- ♪ Somewhere in the city, it's summer in the city ♪
- I wonder if they have, like, america towns
In other countries, you know what I mean?
- That is a good question.
- I really think it's cute how this love story's unfolding
Between jamie and tom.
- Yeah.
- I can see her, like-- - tearing him up.
- I can see her pouncing on him. - Me too.
She would tear his a*s up. - Like a little cat.
Like, "rowr!"
- Last night, though--
- Last night was so good.
- So much fun.
- You're not a bad kisser.
- Huh? - You're all right.
You're a mediocre kisser. [Laughs]
- And he's just gonna be like--
He's just gonna let go.
He's gonna say, "give it to me, let's go."
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- That's exactly what's gonna happen.
- Probably one drunken night or something.
- Let's go! Come on! Come on! Come on!
- Tonight I am making all of the roommates
Get on public transportation.
- Sit down, baby.
- And we are going to q bar in the castro.
[Dance music]
- To the castro! - To the castro!
- Whoo!
- So if you don't know, castro is the g*y street
Of san francisco.
♪
- I've never been to a bar like this, bro.
- Me neither. - The girls look right by me.
They're like--they're like, "oh, you're cute,"
But they're not into us, and I'm like,
"What the [bleep] do you mean you're not into me?"
- Now I get to show the roommates,
Like, how I get down.
- Aah!
- My side of the city.
♪
- I get a phone number anywhere.
Anywhere we go, I get a phone number.
Even in a g*y bar.
♪
- Bro, jamie is winning my [bleep] over, bro.
- Bro, she feels the hell out of you, man.
- She's a good kisser. She's sexy.
I hate--the only thing I dislike about her is--
- Is these? - Yes.
The [bleep] gauges, bro.
- Tom's not a gauge guy.
I'm not a gauge guy.
I mean, I could probably have some fun with those gauges,
But, uh, hopefully jamie's got the good-good.
- Let's go back inside.
I'm trying to make out with her more.
- A guy I'm talking to means
That if I were to bring a guy home, he would be jealous,
And if he were to bring a girl home, I'd be jealous,
And that wouldn't be okay.
"Talking to" is the next step, like, to dating.
- Jenny is dancing with this one chick,
Who, first of all I wouldn't mind getting with.
I will not settle for second place.
I will not settle to be number two.
How would you feel if I brought a guy home?
Same thing if you brought--
Or--whoa, whoa, whoa. Scratch that.
Whoo! Scratch that.
Do not use that.
- Tom! We're gonna sleep in your bed
Because my bed's too squeaky.
- Is it cool if we sleep in my bed?
Hey, is it--
For real, I'm trying to sleep with you.
- And you are going to bed with me,
But my bed is never having--
[Laughs] that's not our bed.
I love your underwear.
- What?
What?
- It's just, you know, like...
[Chuckles]
I'm used to being, like, the head honcho.
You want to be the head honcho.
- Okay, but--
- You want to be in control.
- Sweetheart, relax for a second.
I want to know what happened,
Because I've never heard you talk like this before,
So obviously, something happened tonight.
Was it 'cause I was dancing with those girls?
Cory shouldn't be threatened by me dancing with a girl.
I don't understand that.
Just say what you need to say,
'Cause I have.
- No, you haven't. - Bull[bleep].
- Be real with me. - Bull[bleep].
- You haven't, jenny. Don't you dare tell me--
- Don't you dare put your finger in my face.
- I feel you, and it's different.
Like, I don't ever feel a chick like this.
- So what are you upset about?
- You like to wear the pants. I wear the pants.
- Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Like, control issue, hello!
- I'm used to wearing the pants in a relationship.
- So what happened tonight-- - you like to wear the pants.
I'm about to flip this [bleep] table.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- That's one thing I'm about to do.
[Intense techno music]
♪
- ♪ I wish that i, wish that I ♪
♪ Could make you realize
♪ How hard I really try
♪ 'Cause I try, 'cause I try ♪
♪ But the truth is you would rather live this lie ♪
♪
- Last night, when I saw you with that girl, I was like, uh,
It was, like, a big ego shot.
Punch to the stomach.
Never have been hurt. Never have been dumped.
Never let myself get to the point of getting hurt.
- No one just gets so afraid of being hurt
Without being hurt.
'Cause that's why you are so afraid.
You have to have been hurt before.
- I guess I got hurt a little bit with lauren.
We were always on and off, and we were off,
And then I tried to get her back,
But this time she wasn't coming back.
And I was like, "what?"
And she's like, "no, I'm-- I'm happy with this person."
I'm like, "whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
You're not gonna come back to me like that?"
- You should honestly probably call her.
- And tell her what?
I'm feeling somebody else in the house? Like--
- Isn't that what she told you one time?
- Yeah. Yes, she did. - [Laughs]
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Lauren is by far my first love.
Those eight years nobody can touch.
Nobody can make up for that.
I mean, eight years, it just doesn't disappear.
So there's definitely still some of that feeling there,
But I'm over it.
[Line trilling]
- Hello? - What's up, stranger danger?
- What's going on, mr. Reality star?
- I mean, I just got to talk to you about some stuff.
- What? - I mean, I'm kind of, like,
Talking to somebody in the house.
- Cool.
- So I just don't know.
- You piss me off so much.
You're doing the same [bleep] you always do.
- I'm just being honest with you,
So don't try to come at me like that,
Because, first of all, you're lucky
I'm even calling you and telling you.
- You don't need to tell me things like that.
I already know how things are gonna go.
You're you.
And you're not gonna change.
I'm getting off the phone.
[Line beeps]
- Pssh. I'm gonna do me.
You know, I came here to do me,
And that's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna hook up with who I want to hook up with,
I'm gonna start relationships
With who I want to start relationships with.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm obviously--
Eight years, it hasn't worked, so I don't see
When it can work or if it will work
In the long run, you know?
Sometimes you just got to move on
And let that be that.
- You're cute. - You're cute.
- You're cute. - You're sexy.
- You're sexy. - You're sexy.
- You're sexy. - Hmm. Quickie?
[Laughs]
- Come on, guys, in the shower, bro?
- Cory and jenny having sex in our shower?
I'm not too happy about it.
- [Moaning] - oh, my god, y'all!
At least be quiet!
- It ain't my style. - No.
- You want to have sex, fine. Have sex.
But, like, you got to do it in the confessional
Where, you know, everyone has to sit on that chair now?
Do it in the shower?
We all have to go in the showers.
Would you, like, do it on a bed, you know,
That you are sleeping in, and not places
Where every single person's gotta be?
- Comfort is a hell of a drug. Just know that.
- What up, cory?
[Imitating trumpet]
- Can I get, uh, one -inch meatball pizza sub?
This is for jenny. She wanted one.
- Wait, wait, wait. This is for who?
- This is for jenny. She wanted one.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Don't, don't,
Don't make it something is not.
Don't make it-- don't make it something is not.
- I see how it is, bro.
- Don't make it something it's not, yo.
- You--you feel me, bro?
[Imitates whip cracking] - [laughing]
[Phone ringing]
- What's up, girl? Nice bangs.
Hailey is my ex-girlfriend.
And she was my first...lover.
Hailey lied to me about a couple different things,
And it really, really hurt me.
That's why it's hard for me to trust women.
- You missed a party last night.
- Where was the party?
- It was, like, just like a thailand party or something,
I don't know. Some island hawaiian party.
- Well, I don't mean to brag or anything,
But I've been kind of partying, like, every night.
- Who is he talking to?
- He's talking to his ex-girlfriend.
- Which one? - His only ex-girlfriend.
There is a fine line with being friends with your ex,
And still having feelings with your ex.
So I'm really confused
About what tom's trying to do here.
I don't know if he likes me, or if he doesn't like me,
Or if--if I even like him.
Is it not weird that it's his ex-girlfriend
That he's, like, best friends with
But, like, has hooked up with since they broke up?
- Yeah. - So she's one of the three?
- She's one of the three.
God, me and tom are just two different people.
- I know. - So different.
- I know. - Like, I'm not saying
I want to be single,
But, like, what if we were to get into a fight
Where we're just, like,
Not gonna be able to make up from it,
And I bring a dude home.
He's gonna flip [bleep].
- You two got to get on the same page
And just stay on that page.
- I know.
I'm just not okay with this whole ex-girlfriend thing.
- He's--he's different than us, though.
And you know that by the whole three thing.
- I know he is, but, like, what if jenna did that to you?
- Oh, I'd k*ll her. - Exactly.
- I'd absolutely k*ll her. - Why am i--
He makes me feel stupid when I bring it up.
- 'Cause he's different. - That's just what he does.
He makes everybody feel stupid. - Yes, he does. Yes, he does.
- Me and tom definitely need to talk about this situation.
But I don't want to put labels on it.
Actually, i-i do want to put a label on it,
So I can figure out what I have to do.
- Go have fun.
Flirt with who you want to flirt.
Do not hold back.
- Me and jenny are about to go out
And have girls' night out
So we can dance the night away and not worry
About all the drama
That the rest of the housemates usually bring.
- I put my trust in you. - Okay.
- I know. Thank you.
Where I get offended is where
You start to bring people back, you know?
- Yeah.
- We're gonna be great. - Okay.
- We'll be great. - A kiss.
Cory's mentioning to me, "don't bring anyone home."
Okay, done.
That wasn't even in the plans anyway, buddy.
But honestly, the fact that he keeps reiterating to me,
"Don't screw up the trust, don't screw up the trust,"
Tells me that he's a little more worried about it
Than I am.
- America, we are about to get buck wild.
- Buck wild in this b*tch! - Sf!
- ♪ Buck wild in this b*tch what? Buck wild ♪
- We are gonna be dancing our little booties off.
That's why I got to have my hair so curly.
I'ma be sweating like a--
- Sweating like a banshee.
Sweating like a wh*re in church.
- Sweating like jenny in church.
- Oh, no! No! No! No!
Bend over, no! No! No! No!
- Is it just two of you guys? - Yeah, just two of us.
- We let the other roommates go to the bar.
- What are we doing here, bro?
- All right. - All right, here we go.
- Yeah, baby!
[Techno music]
♪
- I'm jay g from the bronx. I'm the mc.
So I'm talking to the manager trying to find out, like,
You know, maybe I can get on the mic.
Even if it's just for a couple minutes.
Okay.
I love it because now I'm where I belong,
And now I'm in san francisco doing it.
Dj jay g, dee--dj jay g.
This is how we do it.
We are in san francisco right now.
I want everybody to make some noise.
- I'm sure you'll have a good time.
I'm nicole.
- Thomas.
- Tom is a puppy that needs to be trained.
[Techno music]
And I just so happen to be the trainer.
♪
Hey.
When he's going up and just trying
To be nice to a girl,
They'll take it as him hitting on her.
- Jamie's insecurity with me
In talking to other girls is a huge turnoff.
I do not like it. It makes me so mad.
[Rock music]
♪
- I definitely think if jamie could piss on tom
To make sure that no other girls came around,
She would definitely piss on him every night
Before we go out.
- Jamie likes relationships.
She likes being boyfriend/girlfriend.
I think she likes the title,
And if that's what she wants,
Then that's what I want to give her.
Yeah.
- Me and tom are official.
I am his girlfriend, and he is my boyfriend.
- ♪ I found a girlfriend
♪ I've found, I've found, I've found a girlfriend ♪
♪ That I really wanna be with
- Bull[bleep]!
Why do we have to be home first?
- Maybe they're in bed. Maybe they're in bed.
- Bull[bleep]! They are not in bed.
Oh, my god!
Party-poopin'-a*s mother[bleep]!
- What a night, though! What a night, though!
Yo, I'm feeling good.
I'm ready to go back home, see what my lady is doing.
See how she's feeling, see if, uh,
If she brought anybody home, to be honest.
- I'm interested in this girl.
Already I'm kind of feeling like,
"Agh, this is gonna get me in trouble."
[Laughs] like--
- Uh, we can't have that. - Yo, stop, stop.
- Yo, get back, get back.
- No, no, it ain't like that. It ain't like that.
- Yo, get the [bleep] back.
- Both of you stop. Get out of here.
Don't touch my girls! Don't touch my girls!
Don't touch my girls! Don't touch them.
- Bro, you are so--
Shut your a*s up.
- Hey, yo, get the [bleep] back!
Get the [bleep] back! - That's it.
That's it. It's over. - No! Cory! Cory!
- Get the [bleep] back! - Cory!
- Get back! Get back!
- Cory's got that switch, man.
You flip that switch, and the kid just goes.
- First person who wants to run up,
Please, run up! Please, run up!
- Remember that conversation! Not tonight.
- [Bleep] is not sweet! - Not tonight.
- I'm not from this sweet-a*s city!
I'm not from this sweet-- - whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- That's it. It's a wrap.
- Whoo!
- I'm not from this sweet-a*s city, man!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! - I swear to god!
- Hey!
- They wanted their drama, they got their drama.
That's it. That's it.
- Cory is straight-up out of control right now.
- No, hold on.
I'm about to beat his a*s, man.
This dude is disrespectful, man.
- Cory, cory, cory! - I'm about to beat his a*s.
No, real [bleep]. I'm about to beat his a*s, man.
- Stop it. Stop. Stop it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Stop it, please.
Stop. Stop it.
Stop. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Stop it, please.
- I see somebody push somebody
Up on the floor.
This is so stupid.
I want to just stay out of that,
Because I am not even trying to go there.
- Man, I messed my knee up,
And I'm really irritated right now.
- Cory, stop walking. - Just leave me alone.
[Objects crashing]
- [Mouthing inaudibly]
- Don't go away.
This episode ofreal world
Continues right now.
[Broken glass tinkling]
- Your boy has glass all over the place, you know?
And I don't even know how to sweep.
I had a maid for this.
Hey, baby, please don't step in here, please.
There's a lot of glass.
- Let me talk to her,
Because this is the closest person I'm with.
- Oh, no, okay, then can y'all go to your bedroom?
- And I wanna make sure she's okay.
So can I talk to her?
- Yes.
- [Sighs]
- I want you to know I'm sorry.
I know you're not gonna think my words mean anything to you.
I know you're gonna be like, "this dude, he's immature.
I'm not trying to be with him."
But the only thing that I was thinking about
Was coming back to you.
- You need to grow up.
You need to stop letting people get the best of you,
'Cause it only shows your weakness.
- I really want to snap on jenny right now.
Like, I'm not used to somebody telling me
What my flaws are.
I don't get--
I literally was about to fight this dude,
And somebody pushes me... - Listen.
- And I fall to the ground. - Sit down.
Sit down.
- So you think that I'm making this up?
- Do not punch your hand in your other fist.
Sit down and talk to me.
Do not raise your voice at me.
Sit down.
- No, I'm gonna raise my voice at you,
Because you-- - oh, no, you're not.
Sit down.
- You gonna get up and walk away?
- Yeah. - Get up and walk away, then.
Go. Go.
The door is right here for you--go.
- Okay, thank you. - Be my guest.
- Cory has pissed me off to the point
Where I know the type of relationship
That we would have,
Which would be a lot similar to the relationship
Me and my ex had.
[Industrial techno music]
[Glass shatters]
[Clock ticking]
- How are you gonna do that up there?
- How does it work? - It goes this way.
- I don't understand. - Okay.
- We were trying to figure out the physics
Of twerking upside-down.
- No, I don't--we're--
- It helps, because your a*s wants to fall down
While you're trying to, like--
- No, but it doesn't want to fall down this way.
It wants to fall down, like,
Towards wherever you're twerking.
- It wants to fall this way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. I--
- Okay, wait, should I go?
- Yeah, go. - There we go.
[All cheering]
[Laughter]
- That's a muscle-y spider, though.
[Laughter]
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29x02 - A Numbers Game
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.
Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.