29x08 - Betrayed and Beatdown

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onreal world...

- I woke up and was nauseous,

And the test says positive.

- I put the pieces of the puzzle together

To really realize it's not mine.

- I didn't want this to happen here, but it is.

- This sucks.

Lauren, I cared about you, and you know how prideful I am.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go home.

- She will always be a part of my life.

- We'll see what happens. - We'll see.

- I thought about it,

And I would love to take the title as your boyfriend.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- I can get any girl's phone number. I can.

But now with jenny here, I can't.

Ooh! Oh, you're annoying.

- I think of me being happy when I'm older,

The two or three kids that we have

Are running around the house.

- That's very similar to how I envision it.

- I'm so horny.

Have y'all taken a look at him lately?

Like, hello?

I feel committed to you.

I'm ready to work on us.

- I like that.

- Brian's playin' with fire right now,

And he's gonna get burned.

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up like ♪

♪ What

♪

- ♪ Put 'em up like ♪ - ♪ whoo

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up ♪

- Let's go. Laps!

- Jenny.

- All the way around. All the way around.

This is not a game. Okay.

I don't even know where I'm running.

What is this run?

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

- Tom's doing pushups.

- [Coughing]

- I mean, I just remember-- last night, man,

I just started, like--i don't know.

I started gettin' in my head really hard,

And I was thinkin' about a lot of different stuff, and...

- Yeah, I know what you were thinkin' about.

The person, right? [Laughter]

- Well, yeah, at the club. - Yeah.

Did you have a good time, though?

- I had fun, but it's not like i--

I mean, I crossed some boundaries.

That's for sure.

- So are you guys tryin' to be together "be together?"

- I mean, we're tryin' to work on it,

But, like, do our own thing to a certain boundary--

- Ooh, that's dangerous. - It is dangerous.

- If jenny finds out about brian talkin' to this chick--

Bow! Straight to the face.

Yeah.

- So I gotta-- you know, I gotta talk to her

About all that stuff. - Yeah.

- Now you kinda can see why people

Were so upset when the exes come into the house

And kind of, like, why I'm glad I'm on my own now.

You know, this is a once-in-a-lifetime

Opportunity, man.

- Let's go play some pool or somethin' like that.

- I'm not done smoking.

Um, I'm getting a rash.

What the [bleep] kind of...

Brian, I have something to tell you.

I'm allergic to latex.

And I haven't been all my life, and now I am.

- Shh. Shh, shh, shh.

- Do you have to wear sheik, or whatever, or--

- Like, lambskin? - Lambskin?

I know I need to tell jenny I kissed this girl.

I just don't want--i don't know when the right time is.

I just don't know how it's gonna pan out,

'Cause the worst-case scenario

Is me gettin' my a*s beat by her.

- It's not gonna work out. - All right.

I mean, I don't know how active we're gonna be.

- Yeah, right.

- Guess what I have?

- A vag*na? - And what else?

- Hair surrounding it? - Oh, my god.

- He's so disgusting.

- [Laughs] - that is so gross.

Ew! That's so nasty.

I don't-- - tarzan woman.

- That's so gross. I hate him.

- I was joking.

- And the answer was "ice cream."

- Everything between me and jenna is good.

What we have now is good.

There's just no title.

Once you get a title, everything changes.

You know, then you gotta start movin' in,

And then, you gotta get married and have kids

And all that stuff, and I'm not ready

For any of that right now.

Oh, you're wet.

Jenny, you're wet.

Get off of me.

- We don't do a lot of things that couples would do.

- Oh, come on. Stop it.

You're seriously wet.

- I just want to snug.

- You're wetting my shirt.

- Like, we don't say "I love you" yet.

- You're wetting my shirt.

- He says "girlfriend and boyfriend," but we're real--

He pointed out a bunch of times that we're not.

The title, you kinda want, you know?

- Get off of me.

- Do it. No.

- Get off of me.

- I just want to love on you this morning.

- I know.

Wait, wait, wait.

- [Laughs]

[Laughs] - I was gonna be like, "doot."

- [Laughs]

Belly button.

- Another day, another tan.

- Are you doing anything tonight?

- I don't know.

I'm trying to go just to, like,

Check out all the guys.

I mean, why not, like, have fun, you know?

- Yeah.

- And, like, that would be so cool

If I met somebody that's, like, really nice

And, like, genuine guy, like, that I actually like.

- Like, I'd probably not date anybody out here.

I haven't seen, like, one decent guy.

- That's what I was saying.

Like, I definitely want to at least try

To, like, meet guys out here

Just to, like, make tom sweat.

- That would be totally disrespectful.

Go find someone back where we live.

Don't do it on national tv

And make me look like a fool.

- [Laughs] I mean, I've literally

Started crying because you're dating jamie

In front of my face.

Does that not make me look like a fool?

- I didn't do that to you.

You did that to yourself.

And don't roll your eyes. That's disrespectful.

Tension.

[Laughs]

She's making me so mad.

- Hailey or-- - hailey.

She can manipulate.

- Hailey just looks like a sweet, innocent girl.

- She's a very likeable person. I agree.

I dated her. - Mm-hmm.

- Did you? - No way.

- [Laughs] - she--i did.

- Did you really? - "I did."

- She took my virginity.

But she cheated on me

The first weekend I moved long-distance--

First weekend I was in college, freshman year.

- Is that why you're so adamant

About not doing long-distance? - Yes.

She lied to me multiple times

About people texting her and calling her.

She was hooking up with two other people at the time.

She lied to me about it.

Like, I just--i know, it's hard for you to believe.

It's--it was hard for me to believe.

It was-- I didn't believe it.

- How did you find out, like, about all that stuff?

- The two dudes told me.

- [Bleep] - ooh.

- That sucks. - Like, trust me.

I'm not-- [groans]

Hailey knows that she broke my heart.

Hailey knows that I have trust issues because of her.

Everybody thinks she's this innocent little girl,

But she's not.

Oh, it makes me so mad.

I will be known as the [bleep]

As long as people know the [bleep] truth

Of what she did.

- Tom's on fire, bro.

- I may or may not have just farted,

So I would not stand there.

You good, bro?

- Huh? - You good?

- You know I gotta talk to jenny about last night.

- Yeah.

- That's just askin' for trouble.

- I understand that.

It sucks, but it's just the right thing to do.

I made the move. - She was cute, though.

- I gotta deal with the consequences.

- It's--that's exactly what it is.

And you're a man for doing that.

I give you that one.

- Brian is not the brightest crayola in the box.

Jenny doesn't need to know.

If you want to be dumb and share what happened

And get smacked in the face, go for it.

- ♪ I got a dollar, I got a dollar ♪

So, yeah, it's, like, :.

What are you gonna do?

Are you okay?

- I'm not quite sure how I'm gonna deliver

The message to jenny yet.

I'm worried about that.

It's gonna get crazy out of hand.

I feel scared.

It's like, "what am I doing?"

- That's why you need to relax and think positive,

And be positive, be happy...

- I am. I try.

- And everything that you want will come to you.

I love you.

- I feel like a bad person.

I feel like a horrible person.

- Huh? - Losing my sanity.

- Okay, well...

- I need you to get my mic.

The cord is wrapped up.

- We're leaving in one minute. - One minute, bro?

I haven't taken a shot yet.

- Jay! - What?

- Is brian going?

- No. - No, I think he's staying home.

- All right. Everybody, come on.

- ♪ Whoo

- ♪ I put that drink on my tongue ♪

♪ Now my body's gettin' numb ♪

♪ That means I'm gettin' kind of dumb ♪

♪ Kinda dumb, kinda dumb ♪

♪ Better get your a*s on the floor ♪

♪ Don't be ashamed, let it go ♪

♪ I don't know what you waitin' for ♪

♪ What you waitin' for ♪

- Yeah. - Oh!

- And now, she's here. So everything got complicated.

- Jenna wants a title.

She wants those boundaries to be set

Because right now, when he goes out

And they say, "do you have a girlfriend?"

Jay's like, "no."

- When I try to express my feelings to jay

About our relationship,

He, most of the time, just pushes it under the rug,

Doesn't want to talk about it.

[Upbeat music]

♪

[Indistinct chatter]

- Huh?

- I really don't understand where tom's comin' from.

Hailey's single.

She's a good-looking girl.

She can do what she wants.

- Do you train? - Yeah.

- Like, okay. - Yeah.

- I was gonna say, you have a great body.

I know you do somethin'. - Thanks.

- Do you do crossfit?

- No, I'm just a national bikini competitor.

I'm getting my pro card in november, yeah.

- That's awesome. - Yeah.

- My goal is, in the next three months,

To have an a*s like yours.

- What is your name, by the way?

- Darlene? - Darlene, I'm jay.

- What's up, jay? [Laughs]

- Nice to meet you. - You too.

- Two new yorkers. - Yeah, exactly.

- East coast. - East coast.

Teach me some stuff. Teaching me everything today.

- Did you go snowboarding in tahoe?

Which I haven't had a chance to do that yet.

- I love snowboarding.

- You go surfing? I tried it--

- You surf too?

- Now I'm seeing a whole 'nother side of jay.

I--at first, I respected him,

But now I see his game.

- Now, are you in the gym

On the weekends too, though, or no?

- Yeah. - Poor jenna.

- So, I'll give you a call.

- All right. Bye, guys.

- See you later.

You meet a beautiful girl

And she gives you her number,

You're like, "all right, you know, I'm--

"I still got it.

I'm still doin' somethin' right."

- You got it? - Yeah.

- All right.

- Brian?

- What? - Are you ready?

- Yeah.

- Let's roll, my love.

- I know I need to tell jenny I kissed this girl.

I'm worried about how she's gonna react.

Me gettin' my a*s beat by her?

I'm not-- I'm not for that.

- Is that that new cologne? - Yeah.

- It smells good. - Do you like it?

- Um, could I get baked potatoes, please?

- Baked potato? - Uh-huh.

We get into the restaurant,

And it's packed.

Perfect opportunity comes along.

She can't throw a fit here.

Jenny, I just want to explain.

Like, the other night, it was crazy.

For me, I don't know that I necessarily

Was % on-point

With, you know, all the expectations we have.

You know what I'm talkin' about?

Within our relationship?

- What do you mean? - I don't know.

You know, there was girls all over the place,

And--i don't know. People were gettin' numbers,

And I may have gotten a number.

I may have danced with a girl or somethin' like that.

I don't know.

- So what if you saw me doing it?

Because i-- I'm gonna see you do it.

- Yeah, I know. - So, what...

- And I'm gonna see you do everything

You did with cory and beyond.

- So it's a resentment thing.

- I-i just--i don't know if it's a resentment thing.

It's just, like, I don't know what it--

It was just stupidity is what it is.

- So you specifically did the exact things

I told you not to do? - Exactly.

I remember flirtin' with this one girl in particular.

And then, by the end of the night,

I got her number or somethin' like that,

And I was dancin' with her,

And I kissed that girl that night too.

- Did that really just come out of your mouth?

I think what we need to do

Is we need to not be together.

- You don't want to be together? - No. No.

I'm about ready to slap him.

We are in a public restaurant.

Smart move, brian.

- ♪ So please don't take this wrong ♪

♪ The moment's gone, the ghosts surround us ♪

♪ So take my breath away

♪ Just one last time

- Can somebody let me in, please?

- That sucks.

Should have brought your key.

- Yo!

I'm at the-- hey, brian is at the door.

Can you open it, someone? Please?

- Coming up onreal world...

- You have just lit the flames of hell.

- Are you in love with her? - Absolutely, I am.

- Why will you not tell her that?

- Why is it your business?

I got blindsided. I feel betrayed.

This whole family thing's out the window.

- [Bleep]. - No, brian.

Brian, chill. - Hit me again.

- I swear to god. - Hit me the--

- Nope, nope, stop.

- Yo!

I'm at the-- hey, brian is at the door.

Can you open it? - I'm not goin'--

- Are you going to let him in?

- I'm not going to. - Are you serious?

- Yeah. - Someone? Please?

- Ladies and gentlemen, I am pissed beyond belief.

Brian does not deserve to breathe

In my presence at this moment.

- Confession.

Jenny comes to me, and--and I told her

That I kissed a girl that I was flirtin' with

On that other night because I did it.

- [Clears throat] are you [bleep] serious?

- Sit down, are you gonna have

A confession with me or what?

- Are you [bleep] serious right now?

- Are you serious? How are you serious?

- You crossed a physical boundary.

You don't even want me touching guys

In a flirtatious manner... - I know.

- Yet you planted your lips on another girl

While you and I are supposed

To be working on our relationship?

What the [bleep] is wrong with you?

- Yes, I messed up, but, jenny,

I didn't intentionally try to hurt you.

I didn't try to do all that intentionally.

- No [bleep], sherlock.

I know that. - Okay.

- But I do know that you're a piece of [bleep].

- I don't know that I'm exactly a piece of [bleep], though.

- Okay, whatever you believe, that's fine.

- I just know that I'm in a very confusing relationship--

- You have just lit the flames of hell.

You have just lit the flames of hell,

And I feel sorry for you.

I feel like I'm gonna go crazy, you know?

When you communicate to someone

That you're not gonna do something,

And then you go to the extent

Of making out with a girl--

- Ooh. - Yeah.

- [Groans]

How do you get so mad when I can--

When I can forgive you for being sexually active,

As if that doesn't hurt, you know?

- I'm gonna go crazy. - [Laughs]

- And I gotta see your partners.

If you were seein' my partners,

You would not be able to conduct yourself.

- I know brian got this girl's phone number while we were out.

I know he danced with her.

As far as the kiss goes,

I didn't personally see the kiss,

And I would love to say I did.

- [Sighs]

[Bleep] blow up. - Yes, it is.

That's exactly what's gonna happen.

It's just gonna blow up.

- Like, tonight.

[Cheering]

- I'm playing wing woman for hailey

Because I feel bad for her.

But in the same sense, tom is my boyfriend,

And I want her to stay away.

- It is so nice to be out

And flirting with guys and meeting new people.

[Laughs] - yeah.

- Being out and about makes me happy,

And it's--it's what I want to do while I'm here.

- Tom needs to get over hailey hurting him.

Get over it. It happened years ago.

[Woman shouting]

[Gala'staste of meplaying]

♪

- Brian made it a point

That he doesn't want to be committed right now.

So be it.

You let the horse free,

The horse is gonna run.

- ♪ Every day, every night

♪ Every kiss so sweet

♪ Oh, oh, I want it--

- I see jenny flirting with german guy.

Whatever. Have him.

You know, you can't understand a word he's saying.

- ♪ I want it to taste of me ♪

♪ Oh, of me--

- Jenny is basically talking to this german dude

To basically spit it in brian's face, you know?

I'm not best friends with brian

By any means, but don't do it.

It's just gonna cause problems, okay?

Bottom line.

- I'm extremely irritated at the fact

That cory's [bleep]blocking me

Because the last thing I need

Is having brian have his side and vice versa.

- Are you okay with her--

- Thomas does not act like he wants me here.

He makes it very clear, and it's hurtful.

I think tom is questioning my motives.

I don't get why he cares so much what I do,

And he doesn't even think that I should have

Any rights or opportunities while I'm here.

I might as well be in a jail cell.

[Techno music]

♪

- Mm-hmm.

I am makin' out with german 'cause he's hot.

Hey, I'm part german.

You ever heard of a german kiss?

It's just like a french kiss,

Except there's more passion.

Salut!

[Laughs] [bleep].

There was a camera there.

Sumbitch!

Sumbitch!

Damn it.

I never can get away.

I can't ever get away.

- That's okay.

- I'm not worried about brian seeing me.

All I can think about is how hot this guy is right now.

- All right, bye. - Okay.

Have a good night.

- I'm doin' a confessional.

- I call it first!

- Nope. You--

- I don't care. I call it--

I don't care. I don't care.

- This is what the confessional's about.

- O.g.s. - O.g.s, baby.

O.g.s. - We're missing arielle.

[Overlapping chatter] both: that's fine.

- No worries. We're all blessed.

We are--

- Nobody's licking your curls, dude.

[Indistinct chatter]

- Can I get a medium pizza?

- What kind?

- Okay, with pepperoni.

- Oh, [bleep]. - Uh-huh?

- Do you have zucchini? - Oh, [bleep].

- No, we don't, ma'am. - Okay.

Do you have hearts of palm?

- No. We have artichoke hearts.

- Okay--okay. Artichoke hearts? Perfect.

- Okay, o.g.s! O.g.s!

O.g.s!

- Oh, jenny's dead. Jenny died.

- O.g.s! Calm down.

- [Crying]

- I give you so much props for being here.

I really do.

- Like, I like jamie, and honestly, like--

- It's just hard, yeah.

- He does it because, like--

He just wants to piss me off

Because he has it in his head

That i, like, broke his heart and [bleep],

And, like...

- Right. - [Sighs]

It's not fair.

I don't need a guy to make me happy.

And honestly, [bleep] like this

Just makes me just not want to meet any guys anyway.

So, um, I'd rather not deal with guys, period.

So...

- Could you guys talk at all? - [Sighs]

It's impossible to talk to him about it

'Cause he just starts blaming me for [bleep].

He sucks so much. [Sniffles]

- I just don't know how you're doin' it.

- What happened tonight was not right.

- He made a rule that he broke himself.

You don't know the story. - I know the story.

'Cause you used to talk to me

About how you feel about him.

- You don't know the story. - You're so cute.

You're tryin' to play too many [bleep] stupid-a*s games.

- You want your cake and you want to eat it too.

- What are you doing right now?

- You can't have both. - Right now, in this moment...

- You can't have both. - You're not doing it.

- ♪ And you can't have both ♪

♪ You wish you could, but you don't ♪

♪ And it's unfortunately true ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't have cake and eat it [bleep] too ♪

♪ It's not your world ♪

♪ It's my world, b*tch ♪

♪ Take a step back and wish you would, b*tch ♪

- You're so cute. - No.

- Picture. - I will.

- You need to put this wolf costume on.

Big bad wolf.

- Okay. - That's sexy.

[Both laugh]

The big, bad wolf.

You're gettin' banged by a big, bad wolf, bro.

- Go talk to her right now.

- You can do that. - Okay.

- At this moment, I don't want

Nothin' to do with brian.

- Where do you want to go?

Front room?

- I've had it with the back and forth,

"You're the one. No, you're not.

"I don't know.

"Maybe I want to be with you.

Blah-di-blah-di-blah-di- blah-di-blah."

How can I help you?

- I want you to be real with me.

- Okay, you know-- want to know what's real?

What's real is the fact that you came into this house

And you told me that you don't know

If you should be with me

And that you would like to do your own thing.

If you don't want to commit to me,

I don't want to commit to you.

- Now, are you doin' it out of spite?

- I don't know.

- I also understand that you want to use cory

To try to piss me off even more.

- Honey, I don't want to use him for anything

Because I already had him.

He's like washed-up trash!

He doesn't matter.

It's over with,

Because when I'm faithful,

I give you everything that I have.

And you take that and you spit on it.

Unfortunately, we live with each other,

So we're gonna be in each other's face /.

- ♪ It's a weakness ♪

- Crazy.

- ♪ To seek forgiveness from me ♪

♪ It's a weakness ♪

- Here's my point, america.

Brian has made his bed,

And he is now going to sleep in it.

- But I'm just saying, do you see what goes on every night?

It's ridiculous.

The way these people act in here,

We're the only couple that does not fight, and we are happy.

I just--it's annoying.

What's the matter with you now?

- Oh, [bleep]. Jamie, come here.

- I know. I'm afraid, bro. - Come here.

- I'm wondering what you have to say.

- We were just talkin' about jay and jenna.

- About my and jenna's relationship...

- Mm-hmm. - And how we don't have a title.

- Uh-huh.

- Yet we're the only couple that does not fight.

- Uh-huh.

She is not for confrontation whatsoever.

She will s-- never say "no" about anything.

She's like-- just like, "okay, okay, okay."

- That's what you think, but when--

When she has an issue, she tells me.

If it was, like, important and it mattered that bad,

She--she'll bring it up.

She has in the past.

- Have you?

- But that's not what it is. We are happy.

Are you not happy?

I mean, if you're not happy, tell me.

- No, I am.

- She is so unhappy.

- I don't understand.

You seem to know more about my relationship than I do.

- Apparently. - Yeah, apparently.

- I'm--for, like-- - or maybe you don't know.

Maybe you think you know, but you don't.

So for two years, you've been unhappy?

- Jenna, you just gotta speak up.

- Yes, please. Just--please.

- This [bleep] needs to come from you.

- Just do it. Just do it.

Come on, please.

Just-- - I don't know.

- Tell him what you literally told me.

- Oh, oh, okay. - Please.

- So what'd you tell her?

What'd you tell her? - Nothing.

- Please. - Nothing. What'd you tell her?

- No, look at her. No, just stop.

- So who's-- - just stop. Just stop.

I feel bad for this girl.

I want her to speak up for herself,

And she's not doing that,

So I'm just gonna speak for her.

Stop. - [Sobbing]

- Do you love her? - Absolutely.

- Are you in love with her? - Absolutely, I am.

- Why will you not tell her that?

- Why is it your business what I say to her--

- Why won't you ever tell her?

Why won't you tell-- - why is it your business?

- I'm not okay with sitting here

And watching girls getting taken advantage of

In front of my face, strung along,

So I'm speaking for jenna and standing up for her

Because it's not fair for her.

She loves you.

- Think I don't feel that back?

- Why would you not say it to her?

- What does that have to do with anything?

- Why won't you put a label on it?

- Seriously?

- Jenna, if he would tell you that he loves you,

How much would that mean to you?

- She knows I care about her!

- I'm stressed out. [Laughs nervously]

It's just not the type of person I am.

And when I used to be like that

In my other relationships, they ended up bad.

I know, but it does.

It's so aggravating.

[Sniffles] [sighs]

- Two years down the drain in ten minutes.

- She's never been okay with it.

- Well, I thought we were.

- No, she's never been.

- I have never known that. I don't need this [bleep].

I've done nothing but stick up for jamie.

And now, I gotta sit here

And get ripped apart for minutes?

Don't come up to me thinkin' that you know everything.

Why don't you worry about your relationship

And stop worrying about mine?

We were family and roommates for six weeks,

And now you hate my guts.

- Don't make yourself be the victim of this situation.

- I'm not.

I'm goin' to bed.

I'm goin' to bed on this one.

It's [bleep] unbelievable.

Wow, talk about gettin' blindsided.

- I did not betray you.

I called out a situation.

You should thank me for that.

Tell him. - I don't know.

My past boyfriends asked me out

After, like, two or three months,

And it's been two years.

- It just sucks that, like, I love jay all day.

I'm slowly realizing everything that he is right now.

- It's probably a good idea for you

To just go to sleep right now.

- Yeah, okay. - I really think

That's the best idea.

I don't know why, but tonight,

There's just crap happening everywhere,

And all I want is my pizza.

What up? Thank you.

You are a rock star.

Cool, have a good night.

- Wow! You have pizza!

Where'd you get pizza?

- It's by far always the best idea in this house.

- I'm gonna go to bed.

- When in doubt, pass out.

Always go to sleep.

- What happened tonight was not right.

Bottom line, man,

You know you're better than that, bro.

Come on, now. You know that.

- I'm very upset that jenny wants to make me jealous.

A lot of the times when she's upset with me,

She's gonna seek revenge, and she's flaunting it...

In my face.

- You, my friend.

[Laughs] you are [bleep] up.

Yeah, you [bleep]blocking mother[bleep].

I don't know whose team you're on,

But it's [bleep] up.

- He's on my team. - I thought we were friends.

- I thought we were friends.

- What is goin' on with these folks?

- Okay, who are you? I'm sorry.

What's your name?

- Me and you had, like, a commitment for years--

- I thought we were friends. - We lived together.

You have no loyalty, and I'm glad that he does.

- I feel it in the air.

Something's gonna happen tonight.

What the [bleep] is goin' on right now?

- You're so [bleep]-- [overlapping chatter]

- Let me ask you this. So you're lying--

- [Bleep]blocking-- stop.

- Are you lying to me now? - And then the dude

That I bring over to the table,

You want to know who do you--

Does he want me or hailey?

That's ridiculous. You're [bleep]blockin'

Like a mother[bleep]. - She [bleep] other people too?

So she's a [bleep] liar? - No, I haven't.

- [Bleep] you and go to bed. - No, I haven't.

- You dumb b*tch.

- No. Brian, brian. - Don't call me a dumb b*tch.

Brian, chill. - Hit me again.

- I swear to god. - Hit me the [bleep] again.

- Hey! Nope, nope, stop.

- Don't call me a dumb b*tch. - Hit me again.

- I swear to god. - Hit me the [bleep] again.

Go on, hit me again. - Nope, nope.

Hit me again. - No, no.

- Hit me again!

- Keep your-- your left nut is gonna explode

If you call me a dumb b*tch one more time.

- Just chill out.

Chill out, man. You both are wild right now.

What's goin' on? Chill out, man.

Chill the [bleep] out. That was--

- You are not my friend. - I will whoop your a*s.

- You act like you were-- you're gonna whoop my a*s?

You're gonna [bleep] whoop my a*s?

Then do it. - You're a b*tch.

- You are a b*tch. Hit me.

Hit me with all you [bleep] have...

- No. - You dumb, skank-a*s [bleep].

- Oh, [bleep] no.

No, you don't want to get hurt in this process.

- No, I'm not-- just chill out.

- Hey! Hey! Hey! - [Bleep]

- [Bleep] dumb b*tch.

- Yo. - Go home.

- Come on. - "A," I am impressed

'Cause that was actually a really impressive kick.

But, like, I don't know if we need

To roundhouse kick our roommates.

So I will never get to my pizza.

It's just never gonna happen.

- I trusted-- - [bleep] leave!

- I put safety in you. - Leave.

- I hate you. - This is your job, bro.

Come on. - Go home, b*tch.

- You do this.

- How much do I know you?

- Seriously.

Whoop your a*s. - No, you won't.

That [bleep] did not even [bleep] phase me,

Weak-a*s, punk-a*s b*tch.

I hate you. - Chill, dude.

- Did you already get de-mic'd?

- Yeah. - Oh.

So you can't talk?

- Nope. I'm goin' to sleep.

- Seriously? - Yes.

Two years just went down the drain in ten minutes.

- No, jay!

- You and jamie have fun for the next five weeks.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

You went to her and told her you're not happy?

- I did not say that.

- So why didn't you tell jamie, "no, I didn't say that?"

- 'Cause I don't want to talk to everybody.

- So that's what you think?

Jamie's caused all that?

Now she's sleepin' happily with tom, and look where we are.

- What was that? That was a weak-a*s attempt!

- I will kick your head off your shoulders.

- No, you won't 'cause you already tried!

- It's armageddon.

- Excuse me?

Excuse me? - You already tried!

- Like, not happy right now.

I have to drop my pizza, the one thing I wanted,

And hold brian from, like, hurting somebody else.

- Two years, I thought we were friggin' good,

And apparently, I'm not--we're not.

- Yeah, 'cause you don't [bleep] talk!

- I didn't even know jenna's voice could go that high.

- You're so aggravating.

[Crying] it's, like, ridiculous.

- Five [bleep] years of what me and you have built?

- Brian... - What is that?

- What braised your ba*ls so bad?

- Because you're a idiot!

- How? - You are a moron!

Just go get checked.

- For what? - For your [bleep] intelligence.

- Oh, good one, dude. - I can't stand it.

- You can't even spell simple words, dumbass.

- Shut the [bleep] up.

- How do you spell "apologize"? - You know what?

In this generation, we have spell-check.

- [Laughs] - if you can spell "apologize,"

Then I give you a half a credit of being smart.

- What are we gonna do here? - Chill out, man.

Chill the [bleep] out.

Brian, leave jenny alone.

That girl is crazy. Chill out.

- You're gonna forget about me,

And you're gonna sit here and talk to cory?

- Brian...

- He doesn't need to be in this house.

- Act like you have all this established

With cory after five [bleep] years

Of what me and you have built?

- He needs to go home.

- [Bleep] you! - Come on, chill.

What the [bleep] is everybody doin' tonight?

These two wild people, they're goin' at it.

I've never seen 'em go at it like this.

- You should be telling him to stop antagonizingme.

- Do you think it'd be best for you

To spend the night in a hotel room tonight?

- I don't care.

I just don't want him in my face.

- Okay, do me a favor.

Eat some food and chill out.

- I don't want to go.

- We're done with this for the night?

- Yup. - Okay.

Okay, that's fair.

- Okay.

- This was the woman that I wanted

To have my, you know, kids,

And marry, and stuff like that.

That is so just--ew.

It's so sick. - Um...

No. If I get karate-chopped to my chest,

Crane-kicked to my face,

I am not puttin' a ring on it.

Arielle, where the [bleep] are you goin'?

- I'm gonna cuddle like crazy right now.

- With?

- Dude. - Man.

- I never saw this coming. - [Cries]

Yeah, 'cause I didn't want to bring it up.

- Jamie attacking me like this?

If you cared about us, you would have jumped in

And said, "wait, wait, no, I didn't say that."

- I thought we'd be official after a year and a half--

- And I thought you knew I loved you.

I know how I feel about you,

And you know how you feel about me,

And that is all that mattered to me.

The title [bleep], to me, doesn't matter.

- Yeah, well, it makes me feel better.

- You know I don't like to bring up my exes.

I never do.

I was with jessie for over a year

Before I asked her out.

It's not just you. This is me.

This is how I am.

- It is aggravating

That I feel like you have commitment issues.

- But what-- I do have commitment issues.

- Yeah, but, well, how is that fair to me?

- That doesn't mean that I'm cheating on you.

- I don't think that jay should take his past out on me

And not ask me out or say "I love you."

I think he should start over.

If he gets hurt again, he gets hurt again.

I mean, that's life.

- We could have had this conversation

And--and--and not had it happen like this.

- It would have been the same outcome.

- Well, then you can thank jamie for all this tomorrow.

This sucks.

- You're not messin' with my stuff, are you?

- Shh. I'm tryin' to go to sleep.

- ♪ You got me distracted

♪ Can't you see the way I'm actin'? ♪

♪ The way I'm actin' ♪

- I just had a dream last night, and I just remembered it,

And jenny was in my dream,

And there was other girls in my dream,

And there was like this huge tsunami.

And--and it was up to me to preserve--

To save the human race,

And I was heroic within my victory,

And the woman I chose wasn't jenny.

It was the beautiful woman that met all my expectations.

And I won. I won the w*r.

It's time to put jenny aside and focus on me.

- We're havin'-- we're havin' a group meeting.

- Oh, I think that's ideal right now.

This is all I want to say,

Is just, like, the whole back-and-forth,

Like, "oh, someone may have said this,

Someone may have said that,"

Like, can we just please, as a family,

Go direct to the person?

If you guys need to talk, talk.

Like, it shouldn't be jamie coming in.

Jamie should not get involved.

Like, have one-on-ones with each other.

- I would honestly rather not.

For five weeks, I would rather not.

I thought me and jenna were on the same page.

Obviously, we aren't.

She should have came to me.

We could have had this conversation.

I have no problem with that.

Everyone has known since day one

That all I've talked about was family.

But last night, I felt so attacked.

I got blindsided.

I feel betrayed.

Jamie's the one who took it to the--

To the next level where it didn't need to go.

You guys can all be a family.

I'll stay out here.

I don't give a [bleep].

In my eyes, there is no family.

That's just-- that's just how it is now

Because i-i just--family doesn't do that to family.

- I think jay is definitely stringing jenna along.

I want to empower her, I want to make her

Feel confident about herself,

And I'm gonna keep lifting her up

Until she can stand up to jay.

- That's it.

- Here's the thing. I don't deal with liars.

That's the biggest thing that I have an issue with.

- You did roundhouse kick him. [Chuckles]

- Mm-hmm.

If you call somebody a [bleep],

I'm gonna go "bam!" Right in your face.

You know? - [Laughs]

- I don't deal with that [bleep].

Homey don't play that game.

- If someone roundhouse kicked me in the face, bro,

I would be like, "mm, you can just leave."

- It's just the difference between bein' a guy and a girl.

That's all it is.

- It's y'all just [bleep] pushin' each other's buttons.

- You didn't even make out with that girl, did you?

- I did. - Oh.

- She was the shizzle.

- She was sexy. I know that.

- She was.

There's other fish in the sea.

All the fish are so colorful.

Jenny is--she's the giant, mythological squid.

Wraps her tentacles around the ship and pulls it under.

I believe that's what she's doin' to me.

She's sinkin' my ship.

- I can't trust him now.

You go make out with a girl? What the [bleep]?

Brian makes me more mad than anyone,

And it's because I've had more emotions

Invested in this man

Than anyone that I've ever encountered.

I feel like I'm gonna freak out.

Chew on them apples.

- Hey! - You know what?

I want you to leave, and I'm going to do

Everything I can to get you out of here.

- I need security, please.

- Don't go away.

This episode ofreal world continues right now.

- I need security, please.

- This is no longer your room.

- Hey, you're not takin' my [bleep].

Don't [bleep] throw it out. I swear to god.

Leave my [bleep] alone. - This is no longer your room.

- Do not-- I can do that myself.

- Okay. Get your [bleep].

- Get your hands off my items.

I personally possess those.

- Get your [bleep]-- - you have no--

- You are-- this was my room first.

- No place! - This was my room first.

- No place. Okay, I understand that!

- You can take your [bleep] and go someplace with it.

- All right. Take a seat.

I'll take my [bleep].

Don't place your hands on my personal items.

- Do it now. Otherwise, I will do it for you.

- Sit down, and I'll do it.

Thank you, sir. - You're welcome.

- I don't care where you sleep,

But it's not gonna be in my room.

- I get it.

- All right, well...

- Sorry, jay. I don't mean to put it on you.

He can sleep in any other room.

It doesn't matter, just not mine.

He can sleep in the [bleep] confession room

For all I give a [bleep].

- But this is a very complicated situation.

This is kind of an uncomfortable situation.

You guys have built comfort within your living area.

- That does--it doesn't matter. You know what?

For--just-- until we figure somethin' out.

Either stay with her or don't stay with her.

- If I hear jenny and brian go at it

One more time, I'm gonna go crazy.

- You guys can't be kickin' each other

In the head every single day.

- I'ma bruce lee both of 'em.

- All right, that works.

One problem solved.

A million more to go.

- This goes off the shoulder.

Oh, great, my shampoo exploded on it.

Damn.

- This is just a colored tank top?

- Yeah.

- Babe, just whatever you do, don't fall.

- [Gasps]

- You're a d*ck.

- No, I'm not.

What? Did you see how ha--

Why does everybody think I'm an as*h*le to you?

I don't get it.

- 'Cause you are. - I joke.

- You don't joke. - Unbelievable.

I don't like any of you people anymore.

- We don't like you either.

- Last time i-- I'm not allowed

To joke around with you anymore, babe.

Un-freaking-believable.