29x11 - It's Go Go Time

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onreal world...

- Hailey! Hailey, stop it!

Hailey, stop! - Hailey.

What have we learned in this situation?

Don't sleep with your ex-girlfriend

After y'all have broken up.

I've decided to go.

We will still maintain our friendship.

- I think that I just need to go home

Because I can't, like, handle it.

After this is all said and done,

I hope that we can be friends.

- Bye, hailey. - It's dangerous

To be good friends with your ex.

Somebody's heart's gonna get broken.

- Look, I invested my heart within you.

- Get out of my face.

I'm willing at this point

To do anything to get brian out of here.

Get out of my face.

[Glass shatters] - please.

- If brian doesn't get his ego in check right now,

You know, I'm gonna have to put him in check.

Before you was here, I was with her.

So you know the situation.

Stop acting fake right now.

- Stop.

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up like-- ♪

- ♪ Whoop

♪

- ♪ Put 'em up like-- ♪ - ♪ whoop

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up ♪

[Techno music]

♪♪

- Mother-- - ooh.

Jenna almost ate that.

Why do me and cory always end up with no shirts?

Get inside.

- The reason I'm in a beater:

I sweat through my shirt,

So you guys won't see that.

Jay might have sweat through his shirt.

Tom sweat through his shirt.

Yeah, but who's bigger, though, jay or tom?

I'm just sayin' I'm a big cat too.

Watch.

[Laughter] - oh, he just got you, boy!

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Indistinct chatter]

We--oh, [bleep].

- Why is everybody playin' now?

- I'm the big cat in the house.

[Indistinct chatter]

He's only . - What?

No!

- No, he can't do it.

He can't do it.

[Indistinct shouting in background]

What? - I win!

Look at the white boy on top, baby.

Whoo!

- At this point, I don't feel quite accepted.

I don't fit in.

- That was a good time right there.

- That was a good time. - Yeah, that was.

- I have a bloody nose. We just--

- I don't know what the [bleep] y'all are talkin' about.

- My knee is bleedin', though. - We just all gave

Each other some... - My knee's bloody, bro.

- a*s-whooping. [Laughs]

- Mommy. - I know.

- I haven't made a car payment in a while.

I'm scared they're gonna try to repossess my car.

- I know. There's a lot goin' on

In my life right now financially.

And I used to be so on top of all my bills.

Like, I would never be late on anything.

And now, I'm late basically on everything.

When I get out of here, just making sure

That my phone's turned on, my car's not repossessed,

And my house is not gonna be foreclosed.

- Mm-hmm. - As we both

Are not wearing pants. - As we're both not--

[Laughs] just kidding.

Okay, so the guys

Just had to show off their te-tosterone--

Tes-tos-ter-one.

[Laughter]

[Low chatter]

- Let's just scream. Go, "aah!"

- So we know that-- - the chair's broken.

- The chair's broken.

[Both yelling]

- Got you [bleep]! [Overlapping shouting]

- The three "muckateers," baby.

Three muckateers.

- I already cleaned the kitchen,

Like, an hour ago.

And now, it's just a [bleep] wreck.

- And it's just everything got real dirty, real quick.

- It exploded.

Do what?

- Everybody should watch her film.

- Yeah. - Oh, can we? Let's do it.

This is-- so this is yours?

- I wrote, directed, shot,

Edited, and acted in it.

I want to make horror films.

My first film, theanniversary,

It's an amateur film in many ways.

- Ooh, look at this. - Oh, [bleep].

[Laughter] - look at that.

- I'm not saying anything.

- Ashley was in my first film,

So it really was kind of, like, us

Making, like, a sexy home video,

But where I k*ll her at the end.

- Right? - Part r*pist and m*rder*r.

- No, that was really good. - Arielle's movie's awesome.

She's good.

She is really, really good at making movies.

She's gonna have a career in that.

I'll tell you right now.

- I was telling cory, like, we're working

On our next one, so my crew is gonna come here

On, like, hopefully thursday or friday.

But we're gonna try and, like, film

While I'm on the show, so we'll see, like, what happens,

And, like, making the next-- - that's sick.

- Yeah, so I'm just--like, knock on wood it works out.

- If you need to k*ll somebody, you can k*ll me.

- Can I k*ll you? - You can k*ll me.

- Okay, awesome! - I'll be the big,

Muscular guy that you end up k*lling, you know?

- When you walked in, I was like,

"He needs to be dead."

[Laughter] [overlapping chatter]

- When you first see me, I need to be dead.

- I got chills readin' your script, I swear.

[Laughs]

- I want to make my next film,

Which isopen call.

Andopen call is about a casting call

That goes disastrously wrong.

Grab the script.

So I pull cory and jenny aside

To help me make storyboards.

[Camera lens clicking]

- Damn. - Cool.

- Just doin' a test shot? - Yeah.

These aren't real, unless you want them to be.

She wants them to be. [Chuckles]

Totally wants 'em to be.

- [Laughs] - action.

Like, this is the moment when you realize,

"I'm in danger." - Yeah.

- "Now what do I do?"

- I'm very into cory at the moment for the scene,

Mostly for the character.

Maybe a little bit in real life.

- Perfect. And then, I want you

To slowly, very slowly...

Yes. - I know me and jenny

Are finished, but when I look at her

And she looks at me, you can feel that attraction.

I mean, who wouldn't be attracted to that?

Come on, girl's stacked in all the right places.

- Now crawl in.

Can you pull it with your teeth?

That's super dirty, but I like it.

- When I see jenny and cory,

She's grabbin' his belt with her teeth.

And my immediate response is, "wow, that was my girl,"

And I'm not cool with that.

- ♪ I try to wake up

♪ I try to wake up inside ♪

- [Laughs] - ♪ and I try to shape up

♪ 'Cause everybody knows you lost my mind ♪

- [Laughs]

[Sighs] I need a job.

I'm broke as a joke.

I'm gonna go to this model and talent agency,

And I'm going to audition

To be a go-go dancer at the infusion lounge.

Hey, girl. - Oh, my gosh.

Look at you. - What's up?

- You look great. - Thank you.

I have arrived. - Wow.

You're gonna scare the other girls at our casting.

[Laughter]

- In the past, I've been a go-go dancer,

And I love it.

[Pop music]

- ♪ You got so much to say ♪

♪ Let the music play and sing for me for yesterday ♪

♪ 'Cause it comes ♪

♪ And it goes - good.

Good.

Back to the bar.

Good job, everybody.

[Applause] yeah.

[Cheers and applause]

All you guys had lots of energy.

Everyone did really good today.

I'm gonna talk with you guys one by one,

And then I'll let you know right now

If you're in or not, so I'm gonna start with one.

You ready? - Yeah.

- What do you think you did? - I think I did good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Blue card means "yes,"

And no card means "no."

[Laughs] - what's up, girl?

[Squeals] - yeah, you worked it.

You had lots of energy, and most of all,

You just look good on stage.

Your bookings are gonna start probably this week.

- Ow! Yes.

That's the important part.

I end up getting the job.

I'm really excited that I'm gonna start

Getting some money, some income coming in.

Ooh, I'm excited.

The new girl! [Cheering]

- Black jeans or black jeans?

Yours look extra tight, and mine will be--

- Bro, every time I come-- they come out the dryer,

They always look tight.

I don't know why.

- You're really gonna embarrass me tonight.

See, my friends, we don't have to test our jeans like that.

Well, the first time I put 'em on,

They weren't this tight.

I don't know how to do laundry too well,

So they shrink a little bit.

- If you have to stretch them out,

They're too tight.

- Ugh! You just kind of spit everywhere.

- It's official. I got the job.

- I'm gonna have a hard time with that.

Then you-- I think you already know.

- Which is what? - You gotta go dance.

- Are you not on my page with the--

The idea of how close I am

To the brink of just complete collapsing in financially?

Do you not understand that? - No.

- Like, I gotta do what I gotta do.

- I understand it, okay?

You gotta do what you gotta do--

- It's not like I'm out stripping.

I'm out go-go dancing. - Go do what you need to do.

- Whoo. - All I'm doin'

Is elaborating on how it makes me feel

And how I am acc-- how I accept it.

- Wait, we're not together.

Brian has no place to really tell me

What to do and what not to do.

He's being very judgmental right now,

And I really don't appreciate it.

- There's plenty of other things

You can do for money, jenny.

You don't have to go give your body away.

- I'm not givin' my body away.

You're acting like I'm stripping,

Or being a prost*tute, or something.

- Look, jenny... - It's go-go dancing.

- I grew up-- my mother was a stripper.

I understand the art of that.

I understand the difference. - No one can touch me.

- I get the difference, okay?

I am attached.

I am definitely attached, and--

And living with her makes it that much more difficult.

I don't like it.

That's not what I value in my life.

Everybody has different values.

Maybe some dudes, they--i'm a deep dude.

I'm not like a surface dude.

- He just looks stupid.

The dude looks dumb right now.

He thinks they're gonna work things out.

Move on. The sooner you accept it,

The better you'll look.

- I'm not stripping.

- I know that, and I'm tellin' you

That I understand the difference.

- You need to lower your voice.

- Stop. Stop.

- Coming up onreal world...

- Shut the [bleep] up, it will hurt.

- No, because I will beat the [bleep] outta you.

- I knew you'd [bleep] my girl in two seconds.

You know? What? What?

- Don't do it! Both of you, stop!

Both of you stop!

- [Groans]

- I didn't mean to do it right there.

- Oh. - That just kinda happened.

- Oh.

- It seems like it'd be a lot to date jenny.

- Oh, man. - She's very intense.

- She is.

You know, my mom was an exotic dancer,

So there was a lot of judgment in my environment.

You know, the parents told the kids

Not to hang out with me,

And I think even the teachers at school knew.

- Brian's mom was a stripper,

And he has feelings

Around pretty women dancing for money.

- That's degrading to her and--and me

Because I have put in an investment and effort,

And I have value within jenny.

And it just devalues everything that I had built for her.

Jenny has this ability to just ignore

What I'm really goin' through

And how I really feel, you know?

Because she's just gonna do what she wants to do.

She's not able to put herself

In other people's shoes very easily,

It seems like, and that kinda neglects my needs...

- Hm. - As a man.

- That totally makes sense to me.

- Ooh, can I go through your wardrobe

To pick something out for today?

- You want, like, little shorts? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Today we're goin' to the folsom street fair.

- Bam! - The way you're walking.

- It's all about different kind of fetishes

That people are interested in.

- Glasses are key today. Like--

- So I do not have to make eye contact with anybody.

I will walk around naked. - Yes.

- I am wearing these. - [Laughs]

- If we see too much [...] We are leaving.

- That--that's what it is.

- I don't want my booty touched. - No.

- I've only heard stories about how crazy and weird it gets.

- Might as well get comfortable walk--

Walking around in my boxers all day.

- We have to wear the bear thing now.

- Oh, yeah. - About to do some push-ups

Before we go walkin' around there naked.

- See how much more cheek it shows.

- Shoulder presses.

One, two, three.

- I don't think the guys know at all

What they're getting themselves into.

- Folsom street fair. Let's do it.

I'm excited.

- Brian looks like a male stripper.

He looks like he should be onmagic mike.

- At this moment, I don't want nothin' to do with brian,

And I feel like he's sucking the energy out of me.

- Our friendship goes way back,

And I hope-- you know, I will always have

That in my heart, and i-- you know, I encourage--

- You look stupid, and I can't take you seriously right now.

- I just wanted to lay that down.

If that is-- I respect that.

- Take you and your cop shorts somewhere else.

You look like a fool.

- ♪ I am the bigger man

- [Laughs] - what a dumbass.

[Snorts]

- [Laughs]

- Hello. All right.

- This is gonna be an experience, fellas.

- Holy [bleep].

- Why'd you sign up for this?

- They do not have anything like this

At--in--in texas.

I don't know.

- I have never seen somethin' like this

In my life right now.

Like, I'm seein' old guys

Playin' with themselves.

I'm seein' girls gettin' tied to ropes.

I'm seein' some stuff you're not supposed to see.

[Laughs]

- I'm seein' a lot of dude butt,

And seein' some male genitalia.

- Three muckateers are a hit with the bear outfit.

We're posin' with the bear suits on.

And me, jay, tom, we're just havin' a good time.

- Picture with you, I guess. We want--

[Overlapping chatter]

- Fuzzy people everywhere!

- [Laughs] - that's awesome.

- I say this was a lot better than I thought it would be.

- I agree, I had a lot more fun than I expected.

- You want me to do it more? - Yeah.

- Really? - My hand are tied right now.

- It's actually masking tape.

- You're terrible doing that, but i--

- I've never done it before, but we're gonna figure out--

- I love to see mommy and daddy in love.

- [Laughs] - it makes me happy.

- The roommates may think

That ashley and I have this perfect relationship.

Like, try to get away. Go.

[Laughs]

When we're in front of the roommates,

We're, like, kissing and hugging

And loving each other,

But we're nowhere near perfect.

We're working through our issues just like everyone else.

I, like, want to be with you...

- Of course.

- Forever. Whoa.

- [Chuckles] - for a long time.

One of the main reasons why I ended up breaking up

Was because I just didn't feel good about myself,

And I felt like I couldn't go after my dreams

And still be with her.

- You can still have that balance

Of being in a relationship too.

- Like, professionally, and-- - yeah.

- Huh. - Mm-hmm.

- This is what happens when I buy mediums.

- Yeah? This is what happens when I buy [bleep] larges.

- [Laughs]

Come here, babe.

- You're good. You just look swole in it.

[Laughter]

- Jenny's gonna dance tonight.

We're gonna go there, give her some support,

Let her know we got her back and whatnot.

- Brian is the protector.

- I protect jenny from being

Taken advantage of, I feel.

- Worry about yourself.

- Thank you. - All right, we're ready.

[Horns honking]

- I think you guys are causing too much attention.

- [Laughs] - I might have to--

- Girl, that's every day. - [Laughs]

- sh**t. - I might have to bust a move.

- Especially when I got these boys with me.

- [Laughs]

- Um...

- [Laughs] - what?

- You pulled that out of nowhere.

- I didn't eat dinner yet. This was my sandwich.

Halfway through me getting ready--

- I'm gonna make you pay for that sandwich.

- Why? How? - I'm about to give you

A cardio dance class right now.

Dancers are not allowed to eat before performing.

- With the sandwich, though. With the sandwich.

- This is gonna be embarrassing, and it's degrading.

I am not gonna handle this well.

[Tense music]

♪

- Arielle!

- All right, here it comes. It's showtime.

Put on the face, put on the energy.

Let's go.

[Cheering]

- Jenny out on the dance floor, there's no fluidity.

It's just, like, bow, bow, uh, get it.

[Techno music]

♪

- Jenny could dance to anything, with anything.

She's got weird dances, she's got good dances,

She's got confusing dances, but she can dance.

- I imagine jenny, she's a powerful being

Sexually dancing on this stripper pole,

And all of the suffering souls

Want to reach up to her

At the height of all the chaos in hell.

[Cheering]

- Yes!

- Now that she has this job,

She's just tryin' to ignore me more.

She's just being plastic and superficial in my face,

So I'm struggling-- I'm fighting with it.

- He has a direct issue with something I'm--

Very specific that I love to do,

So I have to really just-- [clicks tongue]

Cut it off and be just, "no, stop it, shut up."

- You are an entertainer. You are a performer.

You are an actor.

How do you have the energy for this,

But you don't have the time for me?

- What? Get out-- - you and her are...

- Are you a salesman or salesperson?

- Cut it out.

- Where do you think my respect goes for you?

Where do you think my value goes for you?

Someone that I used to call my--my "future wife,"

Someone that wanted to have my kids,

Please give me the time.

Open your mouth. - Stop.

- Y'all two need to stop. Y'all need to stop.

I don't want this to get physical.

Y'all two need to stop.

Seriously, stop.

- I'm with tom on this.

You want to have the conversation,

Have a conversation, but--

- I've been tryin' to have a conversation--

- Keep it to a conversation--

- I just want him to stop yelling at me.

- No one hears jenny yelling.

We just hear you yelling in her face that you--

- Why did I give myself five years of investment

I knew I should not have? [Slams counter]

- Didn't tom just come out here, respec--

- Yo! - Do not [bleep] yell at me.

- I am talkin' to jenny, not you.

- You're not talkin' to jenny. - Yes, I was.

- You're yelling at her and she's not responding,

Makin' you look like a [bleep] idiot.

- I am. - You are?

- Okay. - You're a [bleep] idiot?

At least you admitted it.

- Shh. - Just--just feather away.

- Yo, he's not feathering anywhere.

- You're not smart enough to talk to me, bro.

- Now head onto your own room

And read your book, tom.

- At least I can [bleep] read.

- You spoiled brat. - You're a [bleep] idiot.

- You spoiled, spoiled brat.

- Don't ever, ever, ever tell me to read a book.

- Because you can read a book, and I can't.

- Just because my parents

Did better at life than your parents--

- Back up.

- Just because my parents told my--

- I'm serious. Back the [bleep] up.

[Down-tempo music]

♪♪

- It's about to come to an end, bottom line.

If you and jenny need to talk, go talk.

- That's what I been trying to do.

- You're not gonna keep arguing with tom,

Bottom line, and I told him the same thing.

- I respect that.

Tom, I don't have anything against you!

- Just leave it at that.

I'm just laughin' at brian right now.

You know, like, you got the three muckateers,

And you're tryin' to go against two of my brothers.

- "Go read your book, bro."

b*tch, I will, because you can't read one.

- You don't need to be goin' at it like that.

- I'm givin' you a shoe. I'm givin' you a shoe.

- What?

- I apologize.

When I'm in the moment, like, dude, that--

That's not even half of it.

Like, when I really get in the moment,

And it was between somethin' else--

- I'm gonna accept your apology,

And I understand that you're in the moment,

But you have to understand that you now live

With six other people, seven other people,

And you have to know that jenny

Is one of our roommates, and you need to know that.

- When my love's involved, it is different,

And jenny involves my love...

- Do you love her? - Five years of it.

Yes, I do. - So why the [bleep]

Are you spitting out what you're spitting out to her

If you love her?

- You know, that's the passion that I have

Within the emotion that's in my heart--

- But you guys need to work it out together,

Not in the middle of everything

Where everyone has to get involved.

- She's been ignoring my sensitivity.

She's been ignoring my emotions,

And she's been acting like it doesn't exist.

- You guys take care of your business and do it.

- Being respectful of that, it makes perfect sense.

It makes perfect sense.

- [Gasps]

Oh, my god.

Jenna. - Yes?

- Come here.

We're gonna go to napa valley.

- Are we really?

- That's awesome. - Holy [bleep].

- We are going to embark on a beautiful adventure

In napa valley, california.

Oh, my god.

[Squeals]

I want to do something a little more sophisticated

Rather than the poppin' bottles,

Gettin' wasted, drinkin' shots, and all that crap.

I want to just have a more refined day of enjoyment.

We are going to napa valley.

- Cool, good.

- And we are going to be drinking wine

And having a spa day.

- What? Yes.

I'm so excited.

I'm happy that everybody is going

As one big family to this vineyard.

It's gonna be great.

What do we need to wear?

- A nice sundress.

- What would a dude wear?

- Khakis. - Some khakis.

Not no aztec-themed craziness.

Wear a nice polo.

- [Giggles]

Hm.

- [Chuckles]

Are you impressed with my fort-making abilities?

- You! [Laughs]

Get out of my fort!

Crazy man.

[Laughter]

No! Get out!

[Laughter]

- Today we're going wine tasting and have a spa day,

And I'm super excited.

- Today's going to be amazing.

- That's our five-minute warning.

- Do you like my hair?

- Jenny wants to go-go dance,

And she wants to come into the winery

Super sophisticated and classy,

When it's just like, "oh, my god."

Is this for real?

- Yes, my dear. - All righty.

- We get a limo bus, b*tch.

We're not goin' to a frat house.

We're not goin' to a bar,

So I expect everyone to be on their best behavior

And just embrace a different side of life.

- All right, let's go. - We out, we out ridin'.

- Napa valley. - Yes.

- Whoo, whoo! - Here we go, baby.

- ♪ So lay it out before you leave ♪

♪ I'll sleep so lonely in here ♪

- The spa at napa river inn.

- Hey, how you doin'?

- Hi. - Thomas.

[Laughter]

- So you guys ready to get spa'd up today?

- Yes, ma'am.

- I cannot wait to be butt naked,

Laying on a table, getting my massage.

- So are you two roommates? - Yes.

We're roommates and lovers.

- So this is really couples' massage?

- Yes, this is-- [laughs]

- I thought you were just, like, bffs or something.

- [Laughs] that's what I said.

- ♪ There's a you ♪

♪ Inside my head

♪ And there's a you ♪

♪ Inside the world

- Me and cory got the couples' massage.

No, don't take that the wrong way, seriously.

That's gonna look really bad.

- They're makin' me drink two glasses at a time.

I am double-fisting red and white.

I'm definitely lookin' to try to get a buzz at the spa.

- [Coughs]

- Bad table manners.

You're supposed to be miss proper etiquette.

- What? - Do not cough at the table.

Your manners must be delicate.

- You're off the chain.

- That's what-- [laughs]

I thought that-- or else you don't belong here.

- Shut up. - You must not belong.

You were just poppin' it on the dance floor last--

Or on the stage last night.

- Do I look like I'll be popping it

On any dance floor right now?

- You did last night. - Okay, that was last night.

Brian's just talkin' out of his a*s right now.

You need to understand, brian,

That there's greater things to be worried about

Besides me go-go dancing, 'cause ain't nobody tryin'

To hear what you have to say right now.

- I want some more cheese. - [Giggles]

- You do whatever you-- there you go.

- [Chuckles] - oh, I hate you.

He's writing "jay," right?

- Never thought playin' with mud would be fun, you know?

- This is awesome, right? - Maybe for you,

If this is what you do every day.

Get some pretty girls in here. - [Laughs]

- Rub--maybe I should get this job.

- I hate you. - So how do I apply?

I'm kidding. [Laughs]

- Such an idiot. - [Laughs]

- Would you like your feet scrubbed, or mud, or--

I think we're gonna have each of you do it.

Do you feel like puttin' a little mud

Or somethin'-- - like, me touch her feet?

- Yes. - Oh, no.

[Laughter] - oh, no.

- That's not what you do? - Oh, no.

No, no, no.

- It feels good, though, doesn't it?

- Oh, my god. It's awesome.

What's up, jay? - Look at you two

Gettin' all muddied up.

All right, ready? One, two...

- I'm definitely queen.

- Three.

- You look like the king of the castle right now.

- I'm livin' the life.

- Can I be the queen? Queen of the castle?

- Works for me.

- You're seeking out cory's acceptance.

I've been with you for five years.

You've known him for, what, weeks?

And you can continue a relationship

As a friend with him,

But with me, you're not capable of that.

- You're speaking irrationally.

- You know, I can't even talk,

I'm so pissed right now, honestly.

It's like I'm gettin' so sick and tired

Of dealing with this [bleep], it's amazing.

- You're right. - Time to get drunk

Off of wine, boy.

I am in a great mood.

We're on the way to the winery,

And we decide that we're gonna open up

Some of the bottles that we got from the spa.

We're poppin' bottles. - [Laughs]

- We have so many bottles.

- Cory, this is the picture we gotta get,

Holding bottles of wine on a stripper pole.

[Laughter]

- Why not? We're on a party bus.

- Try jumping when it's moving. It's like--

[Laughter]

[Soft orchestration]

♪

[Bus beeping]

- Our driver's a [bleep] badass, if y'all didn't know.

- Hey, hey. Pay attention.

Look, we're here.

Oh, my god. This is awesome!

- On behalf of vinovisit, I just wanted

To welcome you guys to one of the greatest wineries

In all the napa valley, peju.

And here's actually one of the owners,

Ariana peju, to welcome you as well.

[Overlapping greetings]

- First, I want to have you get some wine,

Because you're at a winery and you should not

Not have wine in your hand.

So we actually started in our garage years ago.

We make wines, so when you guys go home...

- Ooh.

- Can't really get 'em around the city.

- Excuse me. - This [bleep] right here?

- Probably the number-one thing you don't say

At a wine tasting thing is--

You chug it like a shot and say,

"This [bleep] is good."

- Come on, I want you to taste a good wine.

- So this first wine that we're gonna taste--

You've had some white, you've had some red.

This is actually red and white blended together.

- Amazing, though.

Honestly, that [bleep] is amazing.

That is amazing.

- Tom's over here just sayin' whatever's on his mind.

We're at a winery, not a bar.

Keep the cussing to a very little minimum.

- I don't mean to brag. - Yeah.

- No, [bleep] her.

- Tom. - You need to quit.

- I have a better palate than you.

- You need to quit cussing. - Who has the better palate?

- Tom keeps throwing out the f-bombs.

It's like nails on a chalkboard for me right now.

- You should... - Bro, don't tell me what to do.

- I just feel slightly embarrassed

Every time you say the f-word at the winery.

- [Bleep].

That embarrasses you? - Yes, it does.

- Why?

- 'Cause we're just in a more sophisticated environment.

I'm just giving you a suggestion.

If you don't want to take it, that's fine.

- I don't remember reading a pamphlet

Saying what's proper etiquette

And what's not proper etiquette at a winery.

Why would you accept me cussing

In a really, really good club

And not in a winery?

- Just 'cause it's a different atmosphere.

It's a different crowd. - It's--it's--it's--

No, that's bias-ness.

- I don't think so.

We'll just have to agree to disagree.

- Cool.

- You guys ready for some lunch?

We're gonna have a nice picnic lunch outside.

Let's go. Table. - Oh, yay.

- ♪ Left you in the rain

♪ You need to get it on still, babe ♪

- We're sitting on a vineyard

Eating food prepared for us.

That's awesome.

- Go for it. - Wait, what?

- I love [bleep] food. - Tom loves food.

- I [bleep] love food, bro.

I'm so [bleep] up!

- You need to quit cussing,

'Cause they're all sitting here watching us--

The managers, and owners, and everybody else.

- Oh, a fly.

Want some, bro? [Slams table]

- [Laughs] - b*tch!

[Bleep] you.

You're a b*tch!

All I gotta say about the flies that [bleep] with me, bro.

- I'm just saying-- - tom, you need to stop cussin'.

- Yes, sir. - Drink as much as--thank you.

- I'm done cussing. - Thank you.

- Yes, sir.

[Bleep] [bleep]. - But stop.

After that, be done. [Laughter]

Tom will be tom.

I know what to expect.

And of course, he ends up just passed out in the bus.

- Somebody puked, like, by the stage.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I had the stank face on

The whole time, like this.

"Oh, my god, dude."

And I'm lookin' over to her to, like,

"You smell that [bleep]?"

She's, like, "damn, yeah, that stinks bad."

I'm like, "whoo!" - [Laughs]

- It was nasty, dude.

- That is awesome.

- Damn it. I just want to eat.

- Well, I got some lays. What's up?

- Tom, tell me not to eat right now.

- Don't eat. You'll get fat.

And then I'm done with you.

All: ooh. - Oh, that doesn't matter.

I'll get fat and you're still gonna like me.

- That was pretty low, bro.

- Hell no, I wouldn't [bleep] date

A fat [bleep].

- Well, you're dating one now.

- I have been with a fat guy.

A couple fat guys.

- A couple fat guys... - Uh-huh.

- You've been with? - Yeah.

I don't like to date really attractive people

Because they're usually superficial, you know?

- Right. - They usually just like,

"Oh, I can have somebody el--"

Like-- - I think that you prefer

A certain type because of the type

Of person that you are.

- My track record show I have not dated the best--

The most attractive people.

- Now that was unattractive. [Chuckles]

- Well, I don't care.

I'm not trying to attract you.

How often do you find someone

That is good-looking, and that's smart,

And has a personality?

How often does that happen?

Very rarely. - Uh, me?

- And how big of a rarity are you?

Hello? - About one in a million.

- Thank you for proving my point.

- Okay, I proved your point,

But thank you for agreein' with me.

- I think that cory has an ego,

And I think jenny wants his acceptance again.

It makes me feel cheap and degraded.

It pisses me off bad. Like, over the top.

- Today is a very big day

Because I have my film.

I am filming my--

My first-ever real production.

You guys have no idea how happy I am

To work with all of you, and like I said from day one,

I want this to be something that everybody

Is really, really happy to put their name on.

After doing all of this work,

Like, I am actually becoming a filmmaker.

It's happening.

Action.

- [Screaming]

- Cut.

Please keep doing what you're doing.

We're just gonna do it a little quicker,

And then we got it.

- I'm super excited for arielle

To be doing her film right now.

I know this is what she's wanted to do

For a very long time.

I love seeing how happy it's making her,

'Cause that in turn makes her happy about everything else.

- Cut. Wow.

I guess the three words that you use

At this moment is, "it's a wrap."

- Whoo! - [Laughs]

[Applause]

Wow. Wow.

Oh, my god, don't fall. [Chuckles]

Oh, my god.

- Everybody's so proud of you.

- I love your crazy a*s, girl.

- I should be saying that to you, if anything.

- I'm just feeling very, like, proud.

And, like, now I know that I can go off

And be this horror film director

And also have the relationship that I always wanted.

I feel like you and I know how to work with each other now.

Like, we know-- and I'm done.

Like, I want you.

That's it. That's it.

Everything just feels right.

I don't know. I have, like, the perfect girl.

I have, like, this new outlook on my career.

I just--i don't know. I feel really good.

- I'm really happy too.

- Let's go cuddle in the warm.

- [Laughs] yes. - The warmth.

- You ready?

- [Yells]

[Laughs]

Oh, my god. [Laughs]

- I'm supposed to get my schedule today

And find out how many nights

I'm gonna be working the next week.

And hopefully, it's a lot

'Cause honey needs some money.

See you later tonight. - Bye!

- We walk out the door in two minutes.

- Coming!

[Upbeat music]

♪

- Put your hands up!

- This girl keeps lookin' at me.

She keeps tellin' me to come here.

You're cute, but I know what you want.

The camera, the attention.

And I'm not about that.

Ten minutes go by.

Guess who's talking to the groupie?

Your boy, brian.

- All right.

- You know, right now, I'm just thinkin',

"Man, this dude is corny.

"He has no game. He's on and off with jenny.

"He is not my type of people.

"Take my sloppy seconds.

I see what you're about, and I'm not about that."

- Let's go. Everyone to the van.

Let's go, baby.

- Can I get some good-looking girls, man?

What's goin' on, bro?

Yes.

- And you know it. - And I know it, bro.

- You're not gettin' down on yourself.

You can't be doin' that.

- I don't ever get down on myself, bro.

The girl you was talkin' to

Was talkin' to me three minutes

Before you was talkin' to her.

- We been doin' that back and forth, though.

- No.

- It's not a battle between you and i, though.

- No, I'm saying the girl you was on was a groupie.

- I was havin' fun with that groupie, man.

- Good, have fun with that groupie.

I had fun with your groupie, aka jenny, bro.

Come on, man. I'm sick of it, bro.

I'm sick of holdin' my tongue, bro.

- That's what I'm tryin' to figure out.

- I'm done with this [bleep].

I'm gonna tell you how these facts really are.

I was hittin' your girl in two days.

He's thinkin' he's some great dude, big shot.

It's time for him to be dropped down to reality.

I'm gonna tell you how it is, bro.

You sound dumb. - The two of you need to stop.

You two need to stop.

- But I'm . You're .

- Brian, bro. Just know.

Brian, just know you are a lame-a*s mother[bleep].

- Because you hit my girl in two--in two days?

- Everybody will know, bro.

- Do you have emotions for jenny?

- You are a corny-a*s, mixed-a*s cat,

And you try to act smarter than you are.

Thank you, good-bye. I'm done, bro.

I'm done tryin' to say how I feel, man.

- Please explain why the two of you are fighting.

- You are on the surface. You don't have depth.

- Why are the two of you beefing, though?

- No depth--i don't know. He just came out of nowhere.

He's been holdin' it in like a little boy.

And that's exactly what jenny says about you,

You're a boy.

- He just keeps yappin', and yappin', and yappin',

And I'm just like, "man, I'm about to lose it.

I'm about to go off on this dude."

Shut that [bleep] up, bro... - I'm tryin' to talk to you.

- Before I smack your a*s up. Shut up.

Shut the [bleep] up real quick.

- It won't hurt. - No because I will

Beat the [bleep] outta you.

- Don't go away.

This episode of real worldcontinues right now.

- I swear to god, cory... - Shut that [bleep] up

Real quick. - You are not that type.

- Bro, come on, man. - You come from michigan, bro.

- Cory-- - where do you come from?

- Cory, look at me. - I come from kansas city.

- Ooh! - Yeah.

- What the [bleep]? - I'm not worried about cory.

I'm worried about brian

Because cory is going to m*rder brian.

- I am a third-degree mixed breed.

I tell you that much. - Brian.

- One thing: if you want to fight me,

Come see me at the house.

- You called me out. - I will be right outside.

- You called me out.

- I have my bets on cory. He's huge.

His, like--arms are, like, the size of my head.

- And I did not start it, but I will [bleep] finish it,

And that's what I said when I came into the house,

Because I'm a strong-a*s man.

I knew you'd [bleep] my girl in two seconds, you know?

I knew that [bleep].

- Bro. - What?what?what?

- I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.

He can say good-bye to that pretty face,

Because once I get a hold of it,

It's gonna be lump, lump, lump, lump, lump.

- What? What? - You cried the first day

You was in the house, bro.

- What are you gonna do? What?

- The first day you--

- Don't do it! Both of you, stop!

Both of you, stop!

- Come here, you!

- [Laughs] - [forceful exhales]

[Laughs]

Wait, I have to put it back.

[Laughter]

Let's go! Let's go!

[Laughter]

[Forceful exhales]

Ah! Ah!

[Laughter]

- So funny.

- I am. I'm hilarious.

[Laughs]