30x03 - Three Way

[bunniefuu]

Previously, onReal World...

I don't want to be that guy

that falls in love

with one of the roommates.

The blonde got me.

I have feelings for her.

We'll see what happens.

Obviously,

I'm attracted to you.

Uh-huh.

Bruno really wants to show me

what it's like to be

in a good relationship.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, I have to buy her a drink.

Yes.

And you do another thing,

and everybody saw that.

I ain't a [bleep] idiot.

Okay, so then, all of a

sudden, that meant...

It's clearly something else--

for you to go talk

to some other [bleep] broad?

I wish I could act like that

so you could see how it feels.

My anger gets to a certain point

where it's just so hard

to control.

My girlfriend just told me

that two people

that I know from back home

are rumored to come out and be

living here in a few weeks.

I don't know

what's going on right now.

If we lived together,

I'm pretty sure she'd probably,

like, start throwing

glass bottles at my head.

Who is it?

No!

No [bleep] way.

Oh, my--

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what

♪

[doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Oh, my God!

Get the [bleep] out of here.

Get the [bleep] out of here. [overlapping shouting]

[overlapping shouting]

Guys, this is what a man

looks like.

Oh! [laughs]

Ow!

[laughter]

That hairy a*s, though.

This is why I'm a l*sbian.

Thank you for reminding me.

The anaconda comes out.

You got to run away.

I'm trying to take a shower.

[laughs]

And you try to see my p*nis.

What the hell's wrong with

y'all?

Can't I shave or wash my a*s?

I saw a p*nis!

Man, I cannot get up.

Hey, Bruno tried

to wake you up, huh?

It was not a good time

for me to be woken up.

Not a good time.

I had such a terrible night

with Bruno flaunting

this other girl in my face.

It really hurt.

It hurt, it sucked.

It worked out?

It worked out really well...

[both laughing]

as in, like, not at all.

[chuckles]

Can we talk real quick?

Sure.

I don't know what was said.

It doesn't matter.

It's just how you acted.

Last night, when I was drunk?

Like, it shocked me, 'cause

I didn't--out of everybody,

I did not expect you

to act like that.

It's like, I'm not

your boyfriend for you

to get mad about, and all I did

was talk to the girl.

Obviously, like,

I'm interested in her,

but you talk to plenty of dudes.

I didn't think nothing of it,

you know what I mean?

Last night, Sylvia

started acting a certain way,

and she was talking to Tony,

and like, why is it okay

when you do something,

but when I do something,

it's wrong?"

Okay, so then, that's that.

I don't know what I have to do

to get back to the normal

friends that we walked in

five days ago

and everything was cool.

If you don't want to do that,

then, okay, I get that.

Whatever, You probably need

your own time to think

and do whatever, you know

what I mean?

That's fine.

It's just too soon

to get caught up with anybody,

so I'm just really trying to see

what the whole city

has to offer and enjoy

the experience as a single guy.

[Wild Party'sOutright]

♪ It's not this life

You guys want to go

into the park first?

Yeah.

There's the--

The bean.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Look at that bean.

I can't wait to flick that bean.

Yeah, bro, flick it.

How sick, this is awesome.

This is exactly what I wanted

to do since day one.

I wanted to go and flick

the bean.

Hug the bean!

♪ You tell me

♪ That you're lonely

♪ You tell me something

♪ Isn't working out right

[laughter]

No.

Winning guys.

This the team right here.

[laughs]

The Wolf Pack is me,

Bruno, and Jason.

[both howling]

Because we're the strongest

in the house.

This is why we call it

the Wolf Pack.

Aw, where could the Wolf Pack

really hide?

[both screaming]

Wow.

Look where we're at, like...

I know.

In these glasses, 'cause

they're prescription, this looks

like a different world.

Try it, just try it.

Oh, my God.

I don't know.

We'd be cute together

if we were together.

I'm trying to figure it out.

I don't have tension

towards you at all anymore.

Like, I just feel

really close to you now.

I feel like you get me.

Yeah, absolutely.

You know, and like,

I don't know, that's cool,

but we also created some other

tension in other areas now,

because of, like, what happened.

We did.

My bad, my bad.

Yeah, it's your fault.

It's your fault.

It's your fault.

It's--no, 'cause if you

weren't here, nothing

would've happened, okay?

would've happened, okay? [both laughing]

[both laughing]

Learning how to cook.

Learning how to cook.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

What's up? This is Bruno.

How are you?

Good, yourself?

Good.

I don't know if you wanted

to just do our own thing

or if you wanted to just

hang out with two or three

of your girls or whatever.

Um, I don't care.

I mean, I'm only gonna be

with, like, a couple

of my girlfriends,

so nothing crazy.

So after last night,

I just had to see Carla again.

But I feel like even though

Sylvia and I had spoke,

there will be tension.

You could always come with us.

Whatever.

We'll just come there

and then we'll figure it out.

All right, see you, Carla.

How's the chicken, Good?

Real good.

It's real good.

It's real good.

Yeah.

The girls are probably

gonna meet us.

So, like, why don't you guys

do your thing, and we'll do

our thing?

Yeah.

All right, Wolf Pack,

horns up.

[both howling]

The girls are splitting up

with the boys, 'cause

Bruno's bringing Carla,

which is awkward.

I might do a mohawk.

That's cute.

I hate when I wear makeup.

Then don't wear it.

It's kind of like

when you do a porno.

If you don't want to do a**l,

you don't have to.

[laughs]

Planning a girls' night

tonight.

I know Bruno's taking out Carla.

I don't want to be around it.

I don't want to be around it. I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see it.

[doorbell ringing]

Guys!

Hey, what's up? Nicole.

Nice to meet you.

Paulina.

What's up, gorgeous?

What's good?

You guys smell lovely,

look lovely.

Hey, how are you?

We're good.

Hi.

This is Paulina.

Nice to meet you.

Jason, nice to meet you.

Be careful, Bruno.

You got Carla, you got Sylvia.

I mean, you're

all over the place.

all over the place. all: Hey!

all: Hey!

Whoo!

[dance music]

[laughter]

[all cheering]

Ahh!

You bumped me into the wall.

[laughs]

You're such an a*s.

I just locked eyes

with Carla.

She's beautiful.

I just can't stop

I just can't stop looking at her.

looking at her.

[people cheering]

It's been a great time.

Bye.

both: Bye!

There are plenty of p*nis

in the sea.

I'm gonna get Bruno off my mind.

We're gonna drink.

♪ b*tches be like

♪

Yay!

[indistinct chatter]

♪

I have a alter ego

named Clarice.

Clarice is % alcohol-driven.

She's the one that,

when I go out, I party,

I party like her.

I white-girl dance,

which is really, really awkward.

♪

[screams]

[laughs]

God, she's a great time.

Hmm?

Why?

No?

I thought you were gonna

make yourself oatmeal.

Randolph.

That's our street, sir.

[mumbling]

Ma ma ma ma ma ma.

Ma ma ma ma ma ma. both: Ma ma ma ma ma ma!

both: Ma ma ma ma ma ma!

Not in you, but with you.

[laughs]

I got to find my keys.

Who's got the keys?

It's my home.

[doorbell rings]

[pounding at the door]

The girls are here.

What's up, Sylvia?

What's up, Violetta?

Let us in!

[bleep], no.

Let us in!

Hey, go somewhere else.

I locked the door.

[laughs]

[all yelling]

Carla's in the house,

so like, I know

Sylvia's quick to put her hands

on someone, so I'm just

thinking to myself,

"Oh, God, here we go."

So I'm gonna try

to keep them distant.

to keep them distant. Let me in!

Let me in!

Don't talk to me, please.

You don't want me

to tear it up in here!

Little b*tch!

I don't give a damn who

the [bleep] you think you are!

Do not ever talk to me

Do not ever talk to me like that!

like that!

Oh, Tony!

Wait, wait.

Where's my friend?

What's happening?

Tony!

Wait, hold up.

I want--everything has--

Ah!

Right on, man.

Oh, you boys came back early.

I don't want Sylvia

to see Carla with Bruno.

Of course, I would do anything

I need to to keep her

distracted from Carla.

Feels so good with me just

sitting in this position.

[chuckles]

Oh, it's on.

And I'm getting a little rise

in my Levi's.

And a little rise

in his Levi's.

[laughs]

Tony's being all over Sylvia

right now.

Super awkward.

Mmm.

[giggles]

[laughing] Oh, my God.

[both kissing]

How much have you been

drinking?

drinking? [laughs]

[laughs]

So how was your night?

Bruno.

Carla's a really good kisser.

Like, I'm not even gonna lie.

I kind of melt, kissing her.

Kissing Carla, I was surprised,

felt better than kissing Sylvia.

V's in the house.

V!

I said, "V is in the house."

V!

Who's in the house?

V is in the house.

V!

Clarice.

Give me a kiss.

Hey,papi.

I'm just gonna sit back

and watch.

I ain't mad at you.

Get out of town.

[men laughing]

I'ma go pop some popcorn

and really enjoy myself.

men: Make out! Make out!

I see.

Triple kiss, triple kiss.

Clarice, you nasty girl.

Clarice, you nasty girl. I knew it.

I knew it.

Ha!

Stupid flipper.

Good morning.

Good morning!

[grumbles]

I'm so excited.

We're gonna go kayaking!

Let's go.

♪ I like to kayak

Time to wake up.

No sleepyheads allowed.

Wake up, roomies.

[bleep].

Her voice just hurts my head.

I might vomit.

So I feel like three girls

kissed last night, and I--

Wait, who was kissing

last night?

I'm looking at her.

Who did I kiss?

You kissed Paulina.

Our guest.

Clarice was definitely out.

Do you not remember that?

[laughs]

You kissed Paulina.

I mean, you kissed her

for a while.

Y'all made out.

[laughter]

I don't want to hear this.

Just don't say anything.

Just don't say anything.

Don't say anything.

Please--dude, just stop,

just stop, just stop.

Like, seriously, you guys,

I'm not kidding.

Like, don't even make jokes

about that.

Hey, look, hey, look, they

was like this in the Jacuzzi.

[imitates kissing]

[laughs]

The boys tend to push it

a little too far with Violetta.

She told you to stop.

Stop already.

I'm getting really angry.

I just don't even want

to be in this house anymore.

I haven't even said anything.

I'm so [bleep] annoyed

right now.

Please, don't go, please!

No, please, stay.

Please, please, please, please.

[laughter]

Damn, you guys ruined

V's good mood.

I feel Violetta,

she wants to dish the jokes,

but she can't take a joke.

Get over yourself.

Dude, I don't want to deal

with you right now.

I'm really pissed off.

Like, don't talk to me, please.

Wah wah, wah-wah-wah-wah...

No, it's just [bleep]

annoying.

Me?

No, not you.

Wah wah wah.

Don't [bleep] talk to me.

I don't want to talk to you.

Everything just has to be

always so sexual.

It can't just be, like--

it's--I--

I don't understand why you

get so sensitive about it!

Because you make everything

so [bleep] sexual.

We was joking, we was joking.

Don't try to make it more than

what it is.

Okay, but you know what?

Like, think about--

You took it some type of way.

You shouldn't have felt

no type of way about it.

V loves being a leader, bro.

She loves [bleep] on her--

attention on her.

God, give it up.

We tired of your a*s,

your wannabe-leader a*s,

your wannabe-chief a*s.

First of all, I'm not being

a leader, second--

You need to be quiet.

You need to go on and get it.

Dude, whatever, dude.

You don't need

to be friends with me.

You need to eat--

You need to drink Ensure too,

while you're at it.

Stop it.

'Cause your mouth is

a lot bigger than your cheeks.

You're being really mean.

You're being really mean!

I'm mad, It's on,

I don't care.

She didn't get no cheeks bigger

than her mouth, 'cause your

mouth is bigger than the a*s.

[laughs]

What happened?

"Get them cheeks bigger,

baby."

Whatever, dude.

Come here right now.

Turn up, baby.

You don't want me to turn up

in here.

You don't want me to turn up

in here.

You don't want me to turn--

nobody want me to turn up.

Little b*tch!

You good, bro?

Yeah, I'm good, I just--

You let it out.

It's, like, she's annoying.

You had to let it out.

Yeah, she's annoying.

It's getting on my nerves.

I don't, like, give a [bleep]

about people who are just,

like, ignorant.

Yeah, I totally get

the ignorance thing.

The more you let them know

that they're getting

underneath your skin,

the more they're gonna do stuff

to do it.

They think that, like,

by making little snide remarks,

and like, by, you know, trying

to, like, pump your chest

and playing the [bleep] game

that you're, like, cool,

but no, it's not.

Like...bye.

I don't deal with that.

The thing that bothers me

more is she thinks she can make

jokes about whatever, but when

somebody does it to her...

It's a problem.

Oh, no, it's all hell loose.

She's not being real with you.

She needs emotions.

You ain't real,

so why you here?

Listen, what you guys see

is what you get from me.

I know that for a fact.

Like, I have nothing to hide.

Like, I'm the same guy

I came in here as.

Hey, look, let me

tell y'all something right now.

Let me tell you something

right now, I ain't got

nothing to hide.

The only thing I didn't display

with y'all is that

I'm in a situation right now

where everything hit me

all at once.

That one big thing that we

all try to prevent, boom.

I got one on the way.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm having a little girl,

you know what I mean?

Wow.

You know what I'm saying?

That's why I told V,

"You need to chill."

Because in the back of my head

I'm thinking about my girl.

You have a kid on the way?

On the way.

Coming out, October.

Wait. What just happened?

Like, none of us even knew.

He's got a baby on the way,

which is mind-blowing.

Like, it's--wow.

So I tried to hold myself

back from spazzing out on V,

because I'll be damned if I ever

want another guy to talk

or act like me towards a woman,

you know what I'm saying?

So when I was arguing with V,

I was like, "Man, I want

to control myself, 'cause I

don't want no guy disrespecting

my daughter like that."

Yeah.

I feel like I need to share

my secret right now,

because I've said some words

that was very disrespectful

to Violetta,

and me, soon to be a father,

and it's a girl,

and that ain't how you're

supposed to talk to women.

And the thing is that--one,

I'm having a child where

we don't even have, like, a--

Connection?

Connection, so like,

we just gonna co-parent.

But you have a mutual

understanding?

Mutual understanding--

I'm gonna raise a queen.

That's it, you know what I mean?

And I'm single, and I'm looking

forward to being a father.

Having a child with somebody

that you're not romantic with--

it's not gonna be easy.

Did you guys date at all?

We've been friends.

Just friends?

We never--we never dated.

What we had, far as

attraction was sexual,

not emotional.

I wanted to enjoy

this pregnancy,

but I had to slap myself into

reality, like, "You're

about to be a father, and this

is not how you planned it."

He's always, you know,

talking about his dad

and how he didn't really

have a relationship with him.

You know, he wants to have

that with his child.

I think he's gonna be

a really good dad.

Would you come and visit him?

Possibly.

You're gonna be

a great father, Jason.

Thanks, bro.

You really are.

I know you are.

I can feel that.

Obviously, we kind of all

have different pasts and secrets

and it's all starting

and it's all starting to come out.

to come out.

Are you guys ready to kayak?

Yes!

Awesome.

Come on, two more.

[both grunting]

Yes, that is what I'm talking

about.

[grunts]

Thanks.

[grunts]

Slow and steady.

I'm not gonna let my

beautiful kayak day be ruined

over a [bleep] argument.

Wolf Pack.

[all howling]

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Yo, my hair's wet now.

Yo, my hair's wet now.

Yo, my hair's wet now. Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something.

Ah!

I'm the alpha female

in this wolf pack,

'cause Jason can't swim.

[laughs]

Bro, bro, I don't like this.

Yah!

Yo [bleep],

I had a bad experience

with this.

[screams]

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Get back.

[laughs]

Hi.

You want to come row me?

What?

You come row my boat?

My butt's asleep.

This is something

that is so cool, as a whole,

for all of us

to experience together.

We're looking up,

looking at all the buildings

along the sides.

We really just are in awe.

No, no, no, no, no.

[laughs]

I'm doing it.

Just stop it.

Just [bleep] take it.

One, two--

Ow!

You didn't even get it!

Oh, my God.

[strip ripping]

Ow!

[laughs] Ow.

[line trilling]

[groans]

Hello?

Hey, what's up, princess?

I just woke up.

Oh, okay.

Sounds like you're

in a terrible mood.

I mean, I am.

Elizabeth is a girl back home

that I recently started dating.

This is Elizabeth, y'all,

my beautiful girlfriend.

I'm--yeah, my girlfriend.

You know, right before I came,

I tried to break it down

that we're gonna be separated.

Like, I didn't want anything

back home to affect me out here.

Just--I want to be out here

and I want to have fun.

We found a freaking

Twitter page forthe Real World,

and I've seen all the [bleep]

you've done.

Was it bad?

Huh?

Is it bad stuff?

I mean, you're just all

over those two girls.

Which ones?

Which--well, it's the only

two cute ones.

Which one did you touch, the

blonde one or the brunette one?

Take a guess.

The blonde one?

Yeah.

I care about her too.

You know, she's a sweetheart.

She really is.

And now, I mean,

I'm worried to death

I might lose her.

It's just aggravating.

I know--I know this.

I know this.

That's why I'm keeping

boundaries.

I need to talk to you.

What's up?

I have so much tension

towards you 'cause, like, I have

this natural thing towards you.

Got you.

Ohh, same way.

Same way, that's what scares me.

That's why I may...distance

myself a little bit at times.

Are you ready for...

another person, another rela--

Yeah.

Yeah, that's where I'm at, yeah.

You're--that's

where you're at?

And I'm not--I don't want

to play no girl, especially

when I know in my heart

that I'm not ready

for something serious.

'Cause in the back of my head,

I know that I have somebody else

that--

that I care for, that I have

to take into consideration.

The girl back home,

she's a sweetheart too.

At the same time,

doesn't it suck, though, that,

like, we can't have, like--ugh.

We can't have that--

that intimate relationship,

but at the same time,

like, nobody get hurt over it?

Doesn't that suck?

I think that's awful--

that Tony would make out with me

while he has a girl back home.

while he has a girl back home. I still gotta figure it out.

I still gotta figure it out.

You know what I think?

I strongly believe

that those kids are coming out.

Wait, what?

I don't think they're gonna

live here, but it's definitely

happening.

There's been a lot of

anticipation in the house

between the roommates

to figure out what the twist is.

I think our frenemies

are gonna show up,

so I'm definitely mentally,

like, preparing myself

for what's to come.

Syl, what would you do

if that girl came out here?

What girl?

The one that you hate.

There are a couple people

I don't want to see

walk through that door--

One being my ex,

two being Alicia.

Sylvia's the crazy girl

that dates the drug dealers

and [bleep] everyone's

boyfriends.

It must be hard being a wh*re

and getting [bleep]

so many times.

Everybody back at home

knows Alicia as a raging b*tch

from hell.

Let me just tell you something.

If that girl came out here,

you guys would see a side

of me that you would--

never would have thought

could be real.

Lettuce, tomato, peppers,

and olives, please.

Yeah, it's gonna be

a crazy experience, man,

changing some diapers.

It wouldn't feel real to me

until it happened.

No, when it gets here...

Yeah.

That's when it's gonna feel--

like, I'm--

Yeah, that's when it's

gonna really set in.

I'm finally starting

to take it in.

Even though this took place

in circumstances which we

didn't expect, for the benefit

of the child upbringing,

I want to give her love,

everything, you know

what I mean?

'Cause I know how it is, or was,

to grow up without a father.

Say, if I had a father, would I

really think like this?

both: No.

I don't know my father

at all.

The biggest priority

any man get in life is a child,

and he wasn't there.

If I could be the opposite

of him, then I'm the man.

Anybody in your position--

and you, being young as you are

and everything, something

like that happened, a lot

of daddies don't stick around.

Runs away, yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm gonna do more

than just be there.

For me, being there,

that's one step.

But right now, I'm gonna enjoy

my freedom...

You need to.

While I have it.

Madison!

I'm switching my bag!

Let's go!

Madison!

Tonight, Madison, Sylvia,

and I, we're gonna go

to girls' night.

Oh, my God.

I need my lighter!

Ahh!

I need my lighter!

Okay.

We're bonding.

Ooh!

Yay.

[indistinct chatter]

Chicago!

both: Best city in the world!

We're so lucky to have

you guys!

This couldn't be

a better night.

We're drinking, taking shots.

How are you?

I'm Sylvia, nice to meet you.

Welcome.

I'm Joey.

I'm Violetta, pleasure.

We meet good-looking guys.

We meet good-looking guys. It's just such a good time.

It's just such a good time.

It's just such a good time. So far, so good.

So far, so good.

If Tony doesn't put me first,

then Tony will go do his thing

and I will go do mine.

It's so cute.

It's so cute. What?

What?

What? Chicago.

Chicago.

You will?

%.

Really?

Okay.

Yes!

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh

♪ I shake my body

♪ You shake your body

♪ just shake your body

♪ your body, your body, baby

Cole has been showing me

a great time and making me

a great time and making me feel pretty and cute.

feel pretty and cute.

[indistinct chatter]

We're ready for a good night.

What's going on, big dog?

What's up? Wait up?

[howling]

♪ Party in the back

♪ of the house

♪ Call first round

♪ And check, check you out

♪ Beastie brother sold out

♪ Even Nicki Minaj

♪ would be like--

Hey.

♪ Everybody's grabbing a cup

♪ And I'm filling it up

♪ It feels like a club pumping

You'll meet the guys, though.

Forget about them.

Forget about it.

The main goal of this Wolf Pack

is to get laid, without a doubt.

All right, bye, mwah.

[growls]

Uh, Well, I mean, just--

Louisiana.

[laughs]

Okay.

When I'm talking to as many

girls as I can, it's easy

not to think about Madison.

All right, babe.

All right, babe. Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm usually not a player back

at home, but all these girls

here are into me,

and when it rains,

and when it rains, it definitely pours.

it definitely pours.

Yeah?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

both: Girls' night!

[both cheering]

I like girls' night.

I figured it out.

I figured it out.

I know how to get home.

I know, Red Line--

How do you get home? Tell me.

Red Line to Randolph...

Let's see--Let's see Chicago.

to back to the Blue.

[laughs]

To Red Line to Randolph

To Red Line to Randolph to back to the Blue, close.

to back to the Blue, close.

to back to the Blue, close. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Sylvia, come here, hurry up.

He wanted to take me

to his house.

I'm [bleep] ready to go home.

Wait, wait, wait.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, be safe.

Be safe.

Up to the room?

Bring her up to the room.

Here comes trouble.

Come here, babe.

Dude, I just--

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Are you gonna--really?

Oh, my God!

Hey, hey, hey.

Whoo, whoo, whoo,

whoo, whoo, whoo.

We're not losing our feet

today.

We're not losing our feet today.

Come here, come here.

We're all chilling

with a few beers, a few shots,

and that's it.

These girls are hammered.

That's [bleep] up, B.

You let her get that [bleep] up.

You know you could've

cut her off.

Yep, you could've.

Hey, where are we going

tomorrow morning for lunch?

Hopefully, to the rehab

clinic.

[laughter]

This is me being

an adult right now.

Violetta, you're

the youngest one in the house.

You're immature as [bleep].

[laughter]

[mock laughing]

I'll booty bump you

out this house.

You know you ain't got no a*s.

I think you smell like a bag

of [bleep] rotten condoms.

Damn, V, you really

hurt my feelings.

I know you don't give a [bleep].

I know you don't care.

You're just being

a royal [bleep] [bleep], dude.

I'm trying to take care of one

of my friends who's drunk--

who I purposefully--

V, do you know

who the [bleep] I am?

I can't wait till you find out

who the [bleep] I am, and then

you bow down to my feet,

and you praise me

like you praise everyone else.

Nah, I'm bull[bleep].

[laughter]

Don't talk to me.

After today, just don't.

Oh, no, please don't be

like that.

No, seriously.

You know I'm joking around.

Will you still talk to me

though?

No, You want to be a [bleep],

be a [bleep], Just don't

[bleep] [bleep] on me.

End of story.

You're gonna regret

those words one day, girlfriend.

You're being

a little [bleep].

[bleep] up.

You're [bleep] up.

You're [bleep] up.

So bad, so bad that things

are not--

Okay, no, just shut up.

Just shut up.

[mocking babble]

Just shut up!

[overlapping shouts]

Violetta!

Shut up!

Shut up! Meanwhile--

Meanwhile--

Hey, it's Tony.

Hey, what's up, Tony?

Hey, there's no way

we could do a house vote and get

Violetta out the house, huh?

When I was younger,

I got bullied,

and so I promised myself

that I was never, ever, ever,

ever going to let someone

get the upper hand or bully me.

If you're gonna make that

vote, I'll be happy to leave.

Pretty sure it'll be

over %.

Make it again.

I'm such a dirty [bleep]

[bleep], right?

Make that [bleep] call again.

I didn't talk [bleep] to you.

All I did is bring

my [bleep] best friend home.

You want to talk more [bleep]?

You want to be more

of a bad a*s?

[bleep] get at me.

Do not [bleep]

ever talk to me like that!

I don't give a damn who

the [bleep] you think you are!

I [bleep] grew up with [bleep]

I [bleep] grew up with [bleep] damn respect for myself!

damn respect for myself!

Do not [bleep]

ever talk to me like that!

I don't give a damn who

the [bleep] you think you are!

I [bleep] grew up with [bleep]

damn respect for myself!

Let him make another phone call

and send me out--

Let's go to bed.

Stop, why?

And send me the [bleep] out!

Stop, stop.

No, no, no, everyone here

wanted to see me riled up.

No one wants to see you

riled up.

What are you doing?

Like, let's go.

I'm straight.

I didn't come into this house

to be a b*tch, but this is just

the tip of my b*tch-berg,

and I don't want to be

that person.

This [bleep] camera, dude.

What do you expect?

Just chill out.

We're good.

That's not me.

I don't raise my voice.

That's not my cool.

That's not my cool.

That's not my cool. I just need to calm down.

I just need to calm down.

So...cool.

We good?

[chuckles]

Is--

[both laughing]

That's Nicole's.

She got clothes also--

Wah.

Should I check on her or no?

Go check on her, man.

Is--

[bleep].

[bleep]. I peed the confessional.

I peed the confessional.

[whispering] Yeah, yeah.

Violetta, Violetta.

Violetta, Violetta. Hey.

Hey.

I'm not touching that.

That needs, like,

That needs, like, a deep cleaning.

a deep cleaning.

Hey, look.

Yuck.

That needs to be washed.

[shudders]

No, it's all--ew.

No, it's--I can't.

Stop, please, don't touch me.

No!

Don't [bleep].

I [bleep] hate you!

You're so stupid.

You piece of [bleep].

Disgusting.

Hey, you know those little

pads they put on the floor

for their little doggy

when they're trying

to train him and stuff?

I'm gonna put them in your bed.

[laughs]

So when you get drunk,

I'm gonna say, "Look,

you can sleep in it

freely tonight, baby...

[laughs]

and we're just gonna change

your little pads."

I love you so much, J.

You're the [bleep].

That's history, though.

That's the biggest confession

of all time.

Let's just have a moment

of silence for my dignity

and my pride.

I pissed the bed.

If anybody thinks their night

is bad, I pissed the bed.

I didn't even know

you did that,

and Bruno decided to wake me up

and put clothes on me

so I would clean it up.

I was pissy drunk, so--

You don't remember

flipping out?

I did, but it was just--

Why did you and Tony

get in a fight?

Well, I just learned

last night that when Clarice

comes out, that Tony's

got to shut up.

[laughter]

'Cause she's coming at me.

There's some people that

you can't tease.

You know, you might hit

that nerve, you might

strike that nerve,

and all hell breaks loose,

but that wasn't my intentions,

and that's not what

I meant to do.

I said, "Babe,

put Clarice away.

She don't need to be here

right now."

Yo, V, you flipped out.

I'm trying to cuddle tonight.

[laughs]

You were not okay.

I was fine.

Your personality came out--

your second personality.

I think I was totally fine.

I was just being a really big

brat.

[laughter]

Fist pounded, we're good.

♪ What goes on

♪ below my brains unseen

♪ Can't control

♪ Can't control ♪ your personality

♪ your personality

♪ your personality [chuckling]

[chuckling]

[chuckling]

[mumbling]

Tony, if you tell me that you

don't want anything with me,

then don't expect me to sit

like a little puppy dog

waiting for you.

I didn't know I needed

I didn't know I needed your approval, Tony.

your approval, Tony.

Any guy she wants to talk to,

I'm gonna be %

supportive of it.

Deep down, do I really,

you know--do I really like it?

you know--do I really like it? You know, of course not.

You know, of course not.

Hello?

What's going on, Yolanda?

What's good?

Is it a bad time or is it--

or could we chop it up

for a quick minute?

No, we can talk.

So what's been good with you?

How's everything going?

Good, just driving myself

crazy at work.

How have you been?

Are you at least getting

along with everybody?

You know I have a temper,

Yolanda, so I'm just trying to--

I know.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm not with the mother

of my child,

and that's the scariest thing.

When there's no emotional

attachment, it hurts, man.

Look, I know we had

bumped heads, but we both know

what we plan on doing

for that child at the end

of the day, all right?

We're still gonna take care

of our responsibility together.

We're gonna work it out.

I will not be like my father.

I will be there for that child,

and the fact that I'm trying,

and the fact that I'm trying, I'm doing better than my father.

I'm doing better than my father.

Madison, I signed us up

for mud wrestling.

How [bleep] awesome is that?

Can we mud wrestle

with each other, though?

Yeah, that's what I'm trying

to get at.

No, that's what's going to

happen.

Yeah.

We're gonna go mud wrestling,

and we just need to get out

of the house, because we need

to de-stress ourselves

from boys.

Good luck, and break a leg.

Or maybe two.

Poke somebody in the eye.

Do not be a social butterfly.

Be a k*ller this time.

Be a k*ller this time. [growls]

[growls]

Okay, it's--

we--did we pass it?

No, it's after this.

I can't wait to watch

this happen.

Oh, my goodness.

there's, like--

I'm getting my a*s kicked,

aren't I?

It's fine, It's really fun.

It's fun.

I'm ready for it.

Let's do this.

Let's get muddy-y-y-y!

Whoo!

Whoo! Five!

Five!

Oh, my God.

Holy [bleep],

professional wrestlers,

WWE style.

My goodness!

Who am I [bleep]

Who am I [bleep] wrestling tonight?

wrestling tonight?

[all cheering]

Oh, [bleep]!

Come on, Mad!

You the man!

Oh, my God.

You guys are gonna

get your asses beat.

What the [bleep]?

What the [bleep]? [all cheering]

[all cheering]

Get it, Madison!

[all yelling]

[rock music]

[rock music] Come on, Madison!

Come on, Madison!

Oh, my God, help me!

Come on, Madison!

Madison is getting molested,

and it's so hilarious.

and it's so hilarious. ♪

♪

Poor Bubbles had no shot,

no shot at all.

We have a clear winner,

ladies and gentlemen.

I expect a little more

out of you, okay?

I expect a little more.

Be that b*tch I know you can be.

One of our all-time

champions...

the You-ou-oung Turk!

[all cheering]

[rock music]

♪

[bleep] my life.

Let's do it.

This girl is huge.

It's literally putting

a puppy inside of a lion's den.

a puppy inside of a lion's den. ♪

♪

It's done!

I feel like I just

had a elephant [bleep] on me.

That was just embarrassing!

That was just embarrassing! [all cheering]

[all cheering]

Let's eat.

Oh.

Hey, way to be a champ

and do it, at least.

Mud wrestling definitely

brought us closer.

Violetta, it's really hard

for her to break down that wall,

to try and get close to people,

so for her to let us in

means the world.

means the world. Yeah!

Yeah!

[doorbell ringing]

Who is it?

Pamela is coming over

tonight.

Hi.

Welcome. What's up?

I live in the moment,

I play the cards that I'm dealt,

and I'm definitely having

as much fun as possible.

Who could drink?

Who is allowed to or, like--

Who can?

I can, but not legally.

Legally.

You can't legally?

So you're not drinking.

Aw!

Aw! Ah!

Ah!

Go home.

Forget about it.

Forget about it.

Wah wah...

No, you are boring.

No, you are boring. wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.

wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.

I'm highly sexually

attracted to her, and

I could just tell--

I could see in her eyes,

she definitely is into me, so

she definitely is into me, so I definitely want to smash it.

I definitely want to smash it.

I definitely want to smash it. [laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] [laughs]

[laughs]

It's on, Bruno, love.

It's on.

[hip-hop music]

♪ Ow! Uh

♪ You want to ride with me?

♪ How 'bout mine?

♪

♪ You sure putting to sleep

♪ How 'bout mine?

♪ [laughs]

♪ [laughs] ♪

♪

♪ ♪

♪

This episode ofReal World

This episode ofReal World continues right now.

continues right now.

Bye!

Bye.

Bye.

High five.

Save it for later.

Thank God, you're

out the house.

What were you thinking?

No, she's hot.

Did you even get anything?

Yes, I did.

Did you get a [bleep]?

I [bleep] her

right in the bathroom.

No, you didn't.

Swear to God.

[laughs]

Bruno's the first

to get laid.

I was the first to have sex,

so I'm all smiles.

[laughs]

He's so happy.

It's sad.

You're pathetic.

[Bernhoft'sEverything

Will Be Alright]

♪ Haters, shut your faces

♪ Lovers

♪ Lovers

♪ Show me your grace

♪ Haters

♪ Haters

♪ Haters gonna hate but

♪ Just give a little lovin'

♪ And you win 'em all over

♪ In the end

♪

♪ Hey!

I feel like, right now,

the best thing to do

is tell Sylvia

that I had sex with Pamela,

because I'd rather have her

hear it from me rather than her

hear it from somebody else.

How was your guys' night?

It was all right.

Yeah?

I got laid.

You did?

Yes.

So your sexual frustration

is gone?

Not really, 'cause I stopped.

Hey, well then, thank you

for avoiding me.

I don't want to have sex

with you after I've--

you had sex with someone else.

[laughs]

So as if the hangover

wasn't bad enough,

Bruno had sex with someone.

It's like a stab.

[laughs]

How did you get away with this

in the bathroom?

Did the cameras see you

after you got out,

or did they open the door?

I was in there, just...

doing things.

[laughs]

"I fell into her."

"I was really trying

to go to the bathroom, but

I accidentally fell into her."

I didn't know she was

in there, and then...

it was a slip and slide.

She is putting on

that fake smile, and she's

wearing it well, and

I can see it's bothering her.

Like I always say,

"The eyes never lie."

I feel like she's always gonna

have those kind of feelings

have those kind of feelings for me.

for me.

for me. Weird.

Weird.

You know we got to leave at,

like, ?

Really, in minutes?

Yeah, more like

faster than that.

I think everyone

wants to be a family,

so everyone's gonna get together

and actually for once,

and actually for once, like, stop with the bull[bleep].

like, stop with the bull[bleep].

[laughter]

It's not that I'm trying

to be a b*tch or that

I'm stuck up, it's just

I'm still feeling everyone out,

because everyone has a boundary.

I think the real V

is a little girl

that tried to always fit in

that couldn't.

Until I hit high school,

I wasn't, like, pretty.

I was, like, fat and,

like, awkward, and like, I--

both: You were fat?

[laughter]

Yeah.

Yo.

This explains things.

Yo, for real?

What?

I was a chubby girl,

and I was awkward,

and I didn't know how to dress,

and I always used to wear

oversized sweatshirts and jeans,

so the boys made fun of me.

You know what's funny?

You used to be a big girl,

and I used to be, like,

a little geek.

Like, I was Urkel

in high school.

[laughter]

We came into the house

as seven.

We're definitely gonna go out

together as seven.

We're a family.

We're a family. [indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

Next time, onReal World...

[doorbell ringing]

Who is it?

Uh-oh.

new roommate.

Who is she?

I've been ambushed.

[bleep] that.

I'm gonna make her cry.

Stop.

Oh, my--

Stop.

What the hell is going on?

You do understand that this

will be the first episode

where someone gets k*lled,

where someone gets k*lled, right?