31x08 - The Carny Queen

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Real World"...

all: S-I-N-G-L-E.

Dean is single. Let's party!

[all cheering]

- Dean's had a rough year,

and him being able to just let go of everything,

I think it's awesome.

- Dean feeling like the man.

Of course he has a little flirtatious vibe thing going on.

- What is going on here?

- What's up, Please? - Oh, God.

-Amanda's awesome. We care about each other a lot.

And I regret having sex with Kailah.

I feel--I do--like I need to tell her everything.

I hooked up with Kailah, like, two nights ago.

- So now I'm gonna have to watch you

[bleep] this b*tch on television.

- I don't know. Possibly.

- No one likes you in this house!

Just shut the [bleep] up.

- That's what makes you a b*tch and a liar, Jenna.

- I will climb up a [bleep] mountain,

and I'm gonna make sure that you know exactly

who the [bleep] CeeJai is.

This is the last straw for little old Jenna.

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up like ♪ - ♪ What?

♪

- ♪ Put 'em up like ♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- Who will be ballsy enough

to walk around the house topless?

- I am. - Yeah.

- Ohh! It's truth or dare night!

- Uh-oh. - [chuckles]

- Sabrina, truth or dare?

- Um, truth.

- Who in the apartment would you most like to [bleep]?

- Oh!

- Dean, probably.

- Whoa-oh!

- That's not happening, but I'm just saying.

- All right, your turn. - Um, Dean, truth or dare?

- Give me some truth. - Truth?

Day one, first girl you saw you wanted to have sex with,

before any of us knew each other.

- CeeJai. She had a trunk on her.

- CeeJai? - Yeah.

- Dean forgot about me.

- You have a boyfriend. You don't count.

- No one knew that when they first saw me.

- Well, we respected your feelings, Jenna.

We respected your feelings. Truth or dare, Jenna?

- No, I'm not in this. - No, you're in this.

- I'm not included every other night.

I'm not included now. I'm good. Whatever.

- You're just ruining it by being a p*ssy.

- No, I'm not. I'm just not in it.

I have a boyfriend anyway, so whatever.

- We can all see that Jenna wants to have fun here,

but at the same time, she still wants to respect

whatever kind of relationship she has with Austin.

- Do you want to bond with the group,

or do you want to go to your room

and read "Witch Chronicles"?

[laughter] - Ohh!

- I'm good. I'm not--

[all cheering] I don't care.

- If I could remove any-[bleep]-body

from this house right mother[bleep] now,

it would be mother[bleep] Jenna.

Can they bleep everything out when I say that?

- Sure.

- Kailah, I dare you to walk around

without a top or bra on.

- You guys, really?

[cheering]

- You've all seen my boobs!

- They're little ta-tas, and they're--

- Ahh!

[screaming, laughing]

- Oh, my God. Look at this.

My boy Morning Beer sent me a video.

Look how he makes his coffee today.

[laughter]

Morning Beer is an animal.

Absolute savage.

Morning Beer is one of my best buddies.

He's coming to Vegas whether I want him to or not.

Morning. - Yep, hello. This is Beer.

- Oh. What's up, Beer?

- Let me talk to the one from Boston.

I don't want to talk to you.

- All right, here's Sabrina.

He said, "I don't want to talk to you."

- Where do you live?

- I live in Boston, outside of Brookline.

- You guys are gonna bug out when he comes.

Morning Beer is-- - I can't even imagine.

What's his name? Morning Beer?

- Morning Beer. - Why?

- 'Cause he drinks beer in the morning.

We all have carny names for each other.

Like "Bobby b*ll s*ck," like "Morning Beer,"

like "Sally Mike," "Pa-Jay-Jay."

- What's yours?

- My carny name is "Pep" for "Dioni Pepperoni."

[electronic chime]

What's up, Please?

- Miss you.

- No.

I don't know whether I want

to come home for Christmas or not.

- Where you gonna go? You have zero dollars.

- Yes, I know this.

Amanda and I are on a break right now,

because, like, I don't even know if I'm gonna be

in the country when I get out of this place.

I don't know where I'm gonna be,

let alone how we're gonna stand.

- You want to go to Bali? - Sure.

Let's [bleep] go.

- I really do want to go in January.

Flights aren't that expensive, bro.

Like $.

- I don't know. I don't know.

It's a lot.

- No, it's really not.

It's not a lot of money.

- I don't even know what I want,

and also I've never been through, like,

a breakup or anything like that, so, like,

I just know that, like, I'm not, like, looking to, like,

jump back into a relationship when I leave here.

- Bye. -Bye.

[techno music]

♪

- Yo, homegirl sent me some pictures from Miami.

- I kind of feel bad for Amanda.

I know that they're broken up,

and Dione says that she knows that,

but I think he still calls her "babe" and, like,

emails her every day and calls her.

So Dione may be leading her on a little bit,

and she's gonna look like a fool.

When she comes, all hell's gonna break loose.

I'm gonna try and be nice to her,

but there's only so much I can do.

I'm just gonna be like, "Hi. How are you?"

Like, try and be as genuinely nice as I can be.

- That will go down the tubes in five minutes.

- I know. - No, I mean,

she's gonna even be more mad if she's nice.

- I know. - She's gonna fight you.

- Then I'm gonna be a b*tch,

and she's still gonna hate me even more.

Like, I might as well be nice.

- Kills them with kindness,right?

- Oh, I will. - When she comes to visit,

I really don't think Amanda's going to be a very happy camper.

She's possessive of Dione.

She's the carny queen. He's the carny king.

- I don't have a problem with her.

Like, I don't have feelings for Dione.

♪

- Everybody here knows so much about me because, like--

- We're with each other every day.

- We're with each other every day.

But you, Dean, like, of everybody here,

I'd like to know more about your story

and, like, what happened to you

and where you came from, because...

- Of all people, I feel like I know the least about you.

- I have so much [bleep] built up in me,

since I was, like, , you know?

Like when my [bleep], like, parents,

like, divorced and everything.

Like, I don't know, I just didn't ever talk about it,

and I never, like, really express myself,

'cause my dad, he told us,

"You don't get weak about [bleep]."

Like, you don't-- - Yeah.

- Like, if something bad happens to you,

whatever, just suck it the [bleep] up.

My dad was pretty strict, you know?

He was just that stern African father.

Like, because of the way he, like, acted towards me,

I try to be real laid back, be chill and, like,

just have a good time.

I'm trying. I'm real--

I'm trying so hard just to be like,

"Oh, yeah, it's fine,"

but at the same time, it's not fine.

- Yeah.

- And it's crazy, like, 'cause literally every girl I've dated,

the moment I would show any type of, like,

emotion, they were out.

They were done.

- When you're taught to not have any emotion

and no girl--the girl that you're with

or whatever sees no emotion the entire time

because you've held it in the whole time

and then you just kind of, like, let it all out,

it's like,

"Where the [bleep] did that come from?"

- 'Cause honestly, like, I'm a very emotional person.

Why else do you think I would get married...

- Yeah. - At such a young age.

- Hell, yeah, man. I proposed to two girls.

- Like, seriously.

[smooth music]

♪

- All right, we're ready for our mission.

This morning, we are expecting to get a mission,

'cause there's so many cameras on us.

- All right. Everybody, what y'all think it's gonna be?

One, two, three, go.

- Survive. - Speed.

- Wait, someone's coming to the elevator.

- No. - Yep.

- I don't trust anyone anymore.

- Good morning, please!

- Oh, my God! - Ohhhh!

Awesome! You got to be kidding me.

The combination of Morning Beer and Amanda,

this is gonna be a fun time.

Gonna be an absolute savage party.

- You made it! [laughter]

- You like this-- - Okay, you're cool as [bleep].

- [bleep], I'm trying to make breakfast.

Morning Beer and Amanda are here.

- How long are you guys here for?

- Till we want to leave.

- I'm just...[bleep].

[chuckles]

[all shouting]

- God, [bleep]'s gonna get weird these next few days.

- [bleep] is already weird.

Welcome to the carnival!

-♪ Everything's all right ♪

- Oh, my God. I know it's gonna be bad.

- What? - It's gonna be bad.

- Oh, hello, Vegas.

Oh.

- ♪ Everything's all right ♪

[line ringing]

- Hi. - Hi.

-What's up? - Um, guess who's here.

- Dione's girlfriend?

- Yep. - Oh, my God.

- Kailah didn't even say anything to me.

- [bleep]'s she gonna say? - Of course not.

- I was just like, "b*tch, I'm here, though.

"I'm here You see me, though.

You see me. I know you see me."

- Well, have you introduced herself to her?

- Nope.

- Well, are you going to?

- I don't know. [chuckles]

- Or tomorrow-- - Maybe she'll just leave.

- Or--yeah. She's just not-- - I could take her bed.

- Just make her scared of you, not you scared of her.

[laughter]

-♪ Everything's all right ♪

[techno music]

♪

- That's her [bleep] luggage. - Nice suitcase there, Please.

- Who's helping me pick out my outfit?

- Hey, Please.

Oh, my gosh, Please.

- Moving in, b*tches.

- I have no idea how long Amanda's gonna be here.

Her suitcase seems way too big

for her to be here for just two days.

- Please, what the [bleep] did you bring?

- I have, like, three outfits per day.

♪

Wait a minute. Is it hot?

'Cause I don't like your cold showers, Dione.

-♪ Ohh

♪

- Are you guys hunching?

- Not yet. - All right, have fun.

- Amanda and I are usually pretty much always

all over each other when we hang out,

and it's been, like, a month of not seeing each other.

We kind of had some making up to do, so to speak.

[laughter]

[electronic chime]

- Mikey Sal.

- Your friend's calling you? - Yes. How do I answer?

- Press "answer" with the little white mouse.

- [chuckles]

-Beer. - Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

No [bleep] way.

Are you serious?

- I don't think-- are they in an airport?

- Say it. Say it! - I'm in Vegas, baby.

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, he's in Vegas!

- Pep, get out here now!

I need your naked a*s. Get out here right now.

- What? - Come on, come on.

[rock music]

♪

- Oh, my--

- You guys are in Vegas? - Where are you?

- The whole Key West carnival crew

is flocking here in downtown Las Vegas.

So we're gonna be partying pretty hard, harder than usual.

- What do you mean?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God!

♪

- [shouting indistinctly]

- Oh, my--

- What's up, Pep? How you doing?

[laughter]

- Is that just me, or do I hear them?

I hear the carnies. - Hey!

[indistinct shouting]

- Let's go!

[laughter]

♪

- Oh, my God.

The carny lifestyle is just acting like a complete--

[indistinct chanting]

[chanting continues]

- I have to go get ready. I have to go get ready.

- I don't like what's happening.

Whatever it is, I don't like it.

- Coming up on "Real World"...

- Oh, my God. - I need to get in there.

- Dione and Amanda being extremely sexual with each other

in front of the house, that doesn't surprise me.

- Let me take a seat. - Uh-oh, no.

Oh, now we have the little girl taking a seat.

- Little girl taking a seat?

Where the [bleep] you going? Sit the [bleep] down.

Take a seat, b*tch.

- I don't have to do [bleep] you want.

Oh, girlfriend, I don't have to do [bleep] you want.

- Butt cheeks. Oh, my, butt cheeks.

- The carny lifestyle

is full force taking over the house.

Beep-beep!

[all grunting]

- What? - I don't know, I--

- Stop making it awkward. - I'm not.

I just don't feel like dealing with it, really.

It's so much.

- There's nothing to deal with.

- Getting bombarded with carny-ness.

- Kailah is avoiding Amanda

because she doesn't want to start anything.

And she's trying to be mature about it,

because Kailah knows the minute that she drinks,

she's going to snap.

- Let's go. Put on your shoes.

- My poon is out. My poon is out.

[upbeat music]

- CeeJai, please.

- Oh, CeeJai, please! - Amanda, please.

- Mama, please. - Amanda, please.

- Oh, Amanda, please. CeeJai, please.

- Oh, please, please... both: Please, please, please.

all: Deany Weeny and Dioni Pepperoni.

Deany Weeny and Dioni Pepperoni.

Deany Weeny and Dioni Pepperoni.

Deany Weeny and Dioni Pepperoni.

♪

- Put it all on black? - Yep.

- Beer! What the hell are you doing?

Don't do it.

- Shut up, Jenna.

♪

- Oh, what do you mean?

- And I have no reason to dislike you,

so we have something in common.

- I'm sure Amanda and Kailah aren't gonna be best friends.

If they want to talk it out, let them talk it out,

but I'd probably avoid it at all costs.

- Jenna, twerk now!

Twerk now! Do it now!

- Oh, my-- make me believe it.

All right, I kind of believe it. I kind of believe it.

- I would rather be basic than be you.

- Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

- Oh, let's go!

- Why?

- I came out here to party with you...

So why am I here? I'm about to just go home.

- Why aren't you carnying with me?

- I can't carny.

I don't--like, I came out here to see you.

- Amanda's totally part of the carnival,

but it's kind of hard for her to, like,

totally be involved when, like, all the boys are around.

I get why you feel that way--

- No, I'm just saying-- - I get why you feel that way.

- All right. I guess I can't talk.

- You can talk. - Stop it.

I have to take a shot... [muttering]

- She knows, like, how close we are as friends in a group,

so she can't really be upset.

- Let's forget about this conversation,

and let's just--

- I'm not gonna forget about it. I'll just drop it.

I'm not gonna forget about it, but I'll drop it.

- Whatever you got to do to get over it, do it.

[intense music]

- We need to go do pole dancing.

- Do you know how hard that is? - I can do a couple moves.

- All right, let's see something right now.

I'm curious. - Well, I don't have a pole.

- On that couch, show me something.

- My man will get mad.

- Your--oh, my God.

You shouldn't be on this show

thinking that you can't do something

because of what someone else is gonna say.

- I know. - So respect it.

- Everyone keeps saying that. That's what Kailah keeps saying.

But I'm saying,

it's not just 'cause of that though.

It's 'cause of, like, my dad too...

- I know, there's a bunch of factors with Jenna.

- My family. - I already know.

- You're preaching everything we've all said already.

- I'm just saying, Jenna, when you gonna live

your life for you, though?

- On national television, I'm not gonna, like...

- That's fine.

- Embarrass my family and my man and all my people.

- It's too late. You're on the show.

- Like, I have some sense. - Like, what do you expect?

- You're already on this show. It's too late.

Some d*uche bag has control over Jenna's decisions.

And I've tried to have conversations with Jenna before

letting her know, just be--

just stop putting on a front.

But she don't listen.

- So what made you wake up at the morning and say,

"I want to audition for 'The Real World'"?

What made you do that? I want to know.

- I was bored, and I want to-- - You were bored?

How old are you again? - She only .

You don't know [bleep]. At , you don't know [bleep].

We ain't concerned about [bleep].

We ain't concerned about nobody back home.

- And I'm not concerned about anything either.

- You concerned about somebody back home.

You concerned about these [bleep] cameras around you.

You concerned about your image.

You don't want to act like somebody that you not.

- My brother! - We know who we are.

- I don't want to act like somebody that I'm not.

- Jenna, we're not hiding for nobody.

- Cool. - We're being ourselves.

- I am too. - You're [bleep] hiding.

- This is myself. - No, you're not.

See, that's why she's been lecturing

to you this whole time. It's a waste of time,

because you're not about to listen to her.

If you don't want to listen to what she got to say,

take your a*s to sleep.

Don't let Please talk to you for no reason, Jenna,

'cause if you're not gonna listen to it,

then [bleep] go. - Get out of my face.

What the hell are you doing?

Like, you're this huge dude

who has all these muscles, and you're, like,

getting in my face about something,

screaming at me about something

that's not even your business,

acting like you're about to fight me?

- And that's real, 'cause I've been around.

Oh, my gosh.

- I mean, it's scary.

- Life gonna hit you.

[smooth music]

- Beep.

- Beep!

Beep! Beep-beep!

Beep!

Beep! [laughs]

Boring. I want some excitement.

- Get naked. - I want some drama.

I want some--something.

- I can do that.

[stomping loudly]

- Wake the [bleep] up, b*tches!

- Oh, my God.

- Once again, Amanda is being super loud and obnoxious.

- Wake up. Wake up.

Okay.

Gonna sleep all day, or are you gonna entertain me?

I'm bored!

- Go have the boys entertain you.

- Oh, my God. Boring and basics.

- She'll go out of her way to get any sort of camera time.

[stomping loudly]

Do I like Amanda as a person?

No, I [bleep] hate her.

I think that she's a little b*tch,

and I think that she's fake as [bleep].

- Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

- What the [bleep]?

- Beep, beep, beep, beep.

- Come on, I'm cooking.

- Oh, they're hard!

- [laughs] - Why are you such a [bleep]?

- I woke up this morning, and I was like,

"There was not one fight last night?"

- Mm-hmm. - I mean, Kailah was nice to me.

Why? I wanted a little sass. I don't like it.

- She's just threatened.

- I just wanted to make her feel awkward.

- It was awkward.

Amanda still isn't okay with the fact

that Kailah slept with Dione.

She wants some confrontation.

I don't think it's gonna happen, though.

- Jesus Christ, why?

- She's just-- - That's stupid.

- I see her playing nice the whole time.

- I can't play nice anymore, then.

I got to start throwing some low blows down there.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm gonna do something to get it.

[hip-hop music]

♪

- Dean, come here. I need to tell you something.

Dean, I love you,

but don't ever get in my face

and yell at me like that again.

Because you're a guy,

it's scary.

I'm a little girl,

and when guys get in my face and yell at me like that,

I assume I'm gonna be choked

and thrown across the room into a wall.

Because of the things

that I've been through with my mom,

seeing dudes get in her face

and screaming at her and not being able

to do anything about it, somebody does that,

and I have absolutely no respect for them whatsoever.

If you need to handle something with me,

you can come to me and talk to me

like a person, not like that.

- All right, I got you.

I apologize I made you feel that way.

It really doesn't make sense to me

why she would feel so threatened

that I would choke her and toss her around,

seeing how I've been probably

the nicest to her in the house this whole time.

I really-- I just don't get it.

Apparently, I scared the living [bleep]

out of her last night.

- Who? - Jenna.

She thought I was gonna choke her and fling her around.

- You were not even aggressive. - I'm a gentle giant.

- Dean is always the quiet guy in the house,

the one that does not say anything.

Talking about somebody [bleep] threaten you...

So [bleep] stupid.

And one time he raises his voice,

he talks with his hands.

Stupid beyond [bleep] compare.

And all of a sudden, Jenna feels threatened.

It's so [bleep] dumb.

The [bleep]?

'Cause how's the [bleep] that Chris

[bleep] got in her face,

called her "b*tches" and everything,

but you don't feel threatened?

And you been the sweetest mother[bleep] that's been here.

- Well, she thought I was gonna choke her and throw her around.

- That's what I'm saying. That's a stigma, for what?

And what reason do you have to believe that?

- She said 'cause I'm big and she's little.

- Chris is bigger than her.

I'm bigger than her.

That [bleep] like-- I don't like that.

I don't like that [bleep] at all.

'Cause we all know what the [bleep] that's about.

"I felt threatened."

- That's all I need before somebody slaps some cuffs on me.

- Thank you.

Just from that one word-- from those three words,

"I felt threatened"--just from those three right there,

you're [bleep]--your character is already annihilated.

- As a black male, I really have to watch

how I come off to people.

I think that's why I put on so many faces for,

like, different people,

because they're ready for me to just,

you know, be aggressive.

- That's bull[bleep].

That's absolute bull[bleep].

[upbeat music]

♪

- Dione! - Ah, [bleep]. Yes?

- What are you doing? - Relaxing. What are you doing?

- Come relax.

- Um, honestly, I don't want to relax.

- That's fine.

- If you want to have sex, I'll have sex.

- Then come have sex.

- Want to go to dinner...

- Oh, my-- [moaning]

- Well, that's a good smirk. I need to get in there.

What do you mean, CeeJ?

[techno music]

♪

- [laughs]

[laughter]

- Dione and Amanda being

extremely sexual with each other

in front of the house, that doesn't surprise me.

Dione will have sex with anything

that has a hole and walks.

- Oh, my God.

I didn't mean it like that.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- I've never watched anybody just have sex.

- Welcome to the dark side.

- I haven't even watched the porn before.

I looked at him. I was like-- - Are you ever around that?

Like, people having sex?

- I mean, when I was in college, yeah,

but I just gave them their privacy and [bleep].

- Oh, my God!

- I like the new crew. - What do you mean?

- Beep. - Beep.

♪

- I mean, is it just me, or is everyone acting weird?

- No, weird as [bleep].

Dude, everyone [bleep] sucks. That's why.

Everyone sucks. I hate everyone.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say--

- They didn't even ask us if we wanted to go to Le Thai.

- Nope. Because they suck.

- I feel like they're all fake carnies.

They just kind of put on this facade.

This is the Dione cult.

CeeJai, Dean--they, like, act like--bow down to him,

think he walks on freaking water.

- The carny life is for people

who don't have their own personality.

- Kailah's just trying to get through all of this,

because I know she's uncomfortable.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

You can't [bleep] fool me for a damn second.

- It puts me in a hard position,

because I want to hang out with the group,

but I obviously want to hang out with Kailah,

because she's my girl, and I know how she feels.

Remember that time you wanted to be carny?

- Remember that time I had sex with Dione

and it was a mistake? - Yeah.

- That was a mistake too. - I'm glad you see it now.

- Yeah. - I'm glad.

I'm glad the blinds are off.

♪

- Thank you.

We wanted to get away from the carnies.

- Thank you, love.

- We are going to see the Stafford Brothers.

[club music]

They're DJs and they're from Australia,

and it'll kind of be like a nice break

from the whole, like, carny thing.

- ♪ I sailed the seven seas

♪ To see you next to me

♪ Don't make no other plans ♪

♪ Or do anything till you understand ♪

♪ You're beautiful ♪

- I love you guys. - I love you too!

- Let's go!

- Whoo!

♪

- I love hanging out with some DJs.

It's literally the best thing ever.

♪

- Whoo! - [bleep] yeah!

- I'm having a blast.

- We're [bleep] raging tonight!

- How much better can it get?

- Oh!

♪

- Yeah.

♪

- Hello there. - Oh, my God.

They're, like, following me around everywhere I go.

- Well, hello there.

- Hello there.

- They're like zombies

that you just can't get away from.

♪

- Jenna makes this issue about, "Dean's so threatening."

The only reason why I have not said anything to Jenna--

because it will not-- it won't just be verbally.

♪

- I'm loving Dione's friends.

It's Dioni Pepperoni and Deany Weeny.

- I like Dean's personality.

Like, I think he's a cool guy,

but I hate to see him be like everyone else.

- Savage.

- Bye, guys! Whoa!

I get down in there, like whoa!

- Really, Dean? - "Whoa!"

- You don't have a personality of your own?

You have to be them too? - You're good to go.

- You're just another one of those?

- I am. - Everyone is carny now

and does the same "Whoa!" [bleep], like, really?

Do you want to be that?

I want to know you, Dean.

I thought from the beginning that you were different.

- So what is Dean?

Please, give me your definition of what Dean is.

- I don't know. - Exactly, you don't know.

- I don't know. - You don't know me.

- Because rather than just being you, you're everyone else.

I will never do that [bleep].

I will never conform.

The carny life is for people

who don't have their own identity.

Dean's not Dean anymore. Dean is a carny.

[tense music]

♪

- She was telling me that I'm not being myself.

I'm allowing the carny life to take me over.

She was like, I'm just turning into everybody else.

I'm conforming.

- For whatever reason, I'm really proud of myself,

because I know that everything that I say I mean.

- I've never been anything different than me.

This has always been me.

I've been seven different personalities

my whole life, 'cause I'm a [bleep] goof-off.

I just want to have fun.

- I don't put myself in the same car as them,

to have the same conversation,

so of course it never,

never happens whenever I'm around.

- Like, he couldn't turn to anyone else to back him up

and fight his battles for him,

and that was the best part about it.

- But you and I are a representation of each other

because of the color of our skin.

And ever since we've been here, the only offense

that we've had was because of the color of our skin.

- Just be you, mother[bleep].

Just be you.

- [bleep], want to call people out for not being

who the [bleep] they are.

Dean, have you or have you not

been the man that you've been from [bleep] day one?

- I am.

- You ain't acting like no-[bleep]-body!

I dare a b*tch.

Kailah and Jenna made their little statements.

We're about to nip this in the bud right now.

If your name start with a K or if it start with a J,

you got me [bleep] up.

- I love how I get dragged into everything.

- Anybody has said any [bleep] thing

that has misdirected you in any kind of way,

come out and say it.

- What's going on?

- You, you [ bleep] came to him incorrectly

by saying that he's acting like Amanda,

that he's acting like CeeJai,

and that he's acting like Dione.

If anything, he's been himself.

So take several of seats.

- You have to stand up for Dean.

Dean can't stand up for himself.

- Anything anybody got to say to Dean, they say it to me.

- Dean, you have to have her defend you?

- I told you what I had to say.

I told you what I had to say. - Straight to your [bleep] face.

- I don't need nobody else to tell me,

"Oh, yeah, that's not your fight to pick."

The hell it ain't. Yes, it is.

It's women like you that annihilate his character.

Women just like you. - Okay.

- Y'all not gonna take away from that man's character.

- I never did. - That is a black man.

- I never did. - Yes, you did.

- He can stand up for himself, CeeJai.

- No, he can't. - Okay.

- Because, you know, if he stand up for himself,

you know what he's gonna be taken as?

As a threatening [bleep] black man.

- That is not true. - You know--yes, it is!

- That is not true! - Yes, it is!

Boom! Boom!

- So he can't come at me as a man, calmly?

- Nope. Nope. - Nope? Okay.

- Because if he did, he would be taken as a threat.

- Calmly. Calmly, as a man, he can't come at me, CeeJai?

- Nope. Nope. - Okay.

So he has an excuse because he's African-American.

- He doesn't have an excuse. He has me.

- That makes no sense.

- Only, like, % is aimed against you.

The other is for your roommate, honestly.

- CeeJai tries to turn everything

into something about racism.

- Let me take a seat! - Uh-oh.

Oh, now we have the little girl taking a seat.

Okay. - Oh, the little girl.

- Hold up. What? What? - Oh! Oh!

- I said now we have to have the little girl taking a seat.

- Little girl taking a seat? - Yeah.

- Little girl taking a seat?

What the [bleep] do you mean, little girl taking a seat?

- Are you not little?

- It's just a big old [bleep] show.

- What the [bleep] are you trying to say

by calling me little?

- Come at me, girl. - Huh?

- What the [bleep] do you mean by calling me little?

- You're big when you get on the couch.

- Oh, b*tch, you [bleep] in the house

before you even unpacked your mother[bleep] bags.

- You're so big.

I take ownership of everything I do.

Amanda was waiting for an opportunity to lash out on me.

I'm sorry, Mighty Mite. I had sex with your man.

What are you gonna do about it? Mm, nothing.

- Where the [bleep] you going?

You go and sit the [bleep] down. Take a seat, b*tch.

- I don't have to do [bleep] you want.

Oh, girlfriend, I don't have to do [bleep] you want.

I'm not playing your game, Amanda.

- Beep, beep, beep.

- Dude.

She's on a different level.

- Now you see how I feel.

Nobody can fight their own battles around here, dude.

You have to have six people ganging up on you.

- Well, you know--you know-- - Beep-[bleep]-beep!

- We're gonna exchange numbers before you go.

Listen, where I come from--

- I get tried all the [bleep] time.

I swear to God, I do.

I try so [bleep] hard. - It's not like that.

- Like, my whole [bleep] life,

I got to put on a [bleep] facade every [bleep] day.

I have to suck this [bleep] up.

- Dean can't come to me as a man and be calm about it,

but if I come at him telling him how it is,

it's wrong, because I'm white and he's black.

- And I have to be the nice--

I have to be the [bleep] bigger person

every-[bleep]-where I go.

Okay? I got to change the way I talk.

I can't even [bleep] hang out with my friends

and talk how I want to talk

because people gonna label me as something

that I don't want them to, I swear.

- I understand exactly where he's coming from.

When you grow up in, like, troubled area,

your chances of making it out is, like, slim to none.

So for you to get to a place like this

and people not appreciate who you are,

yes, it pisses you off.

Yes, it makes you so upset.

I know exactly what you stand for.

You do not oppose as a threat.

And everything you've worked hard for,

every loan you've taken out,

that's why I respect you-- for the degree

that you have, brother, I commend you.

I commend you for every person

that has slept on the cold-a*s ground,

every person that ran away from a b*llet, brother,

I commend you.

So me popping off is not because we're black together

but because I know your struggle,

and I know that there's so many people

that have struggled just like you

that did not make it out,

that their bodies are right now

in a casket six feet under.

People don't understand that my own father

had an opportunity to graduate from high school but didn't,

and I thank you for standing up for everything

that my brother could not have been.

Everything about-- everything that every guy

in my school fought for.

They died by a b*llet.

Yeah, you stand here as a representation

of what could have been.

And I [bleep] love you, dude.

No matter what, I love you.

And I got your back, if nobody else does.

I got your back, bro.

♪

[phone line ringing]

-Hello? - Hi, Mama.

- Well, hi, Dione. How are you?

- I don't know what the [bleep] to do, Mom.

Amanda's here.

- Oh, I was gonna say, what's with her?

- She's, like, in love with me.

- Dione!

- Like, she's infatuated with me. Um...

- Right, but that's not new. You knew that.

- Yeah, but, like, she wants to take me

to Indonesia after this trip.

Like, yeah, I want to go to Indonesia,

but I don't want to, like, commit to that.

- You got to be careful what you say yes to, Dione,

and what that leads to.

- Yeah, I know, that's why I'm not--I didn't say yes.

- You either want the relationship to go on

or you don't.

- I know that I need to be, like, a jungle boy

running free right now.

I just--I know that.

I don't want to lead her on

and have that emotional connection,

like, stretched out even more

and then have more heartbreak for it later on.

- If you don't want to work with it,

then it looks like you need to end it.

- I should probably put a--

I don't know what I did with my [bleep] glasses.

- Honestly, bro, I just want to apologize

for getting in your personal space the way I did.

Honestly.

Looking into your face and saw the uncomfortableness,

that is how a person could feel threatened.

I apologize for that.

- Well, thank you, CeeJai.

I appreciate your apology.

I have absolutely no problems with you,

and, like, I don't want to fight with you.

I actually really like you, so...

- Well, thank you, baby. - You're welcome.

What I was trying to get at

was that I hate to see you turn into the [bleep] carny

that you are right now. I'm sorry.

- I was. I'm sorry. - Yeah.

- I meant everything I said.

But he didn't deserve to be yelled at like that,

and he didn't deserve to cry.

- You mean it? You love me?

- Oh, that's a whole different--

I mean, I've seen you like that before, so...

- I'm sorry.

- I'm not gonna hold it against you.

[laughter]

- Let's go to bed. Come on, come on.

And jump.

[laughter]

- I'll see you soon. - All right.

-It is Amanda's last night.

I just want to let her know, like,

I do care about her a lot and stuff.

I'm just not in love with her.

I hurt my ba*ls on that one a little bit.

What's up, Please?

I don't know if I can be in love with someone.

I never have. I don't--

Maybe I'm just wired differently.

- So aren't you excited that I came?

- Yes.

- I probably can.

- Probably.

- Maybe--I'm glad you were honest with me,

but I do not want to be in a relationship.

- That's fine.

That's fine, I guess we just combined all of our--

You're really bad at this. You are wicked bad at this.

- Yep. I know that.

Like, going into this thinking everything would be okay,

with us being a thousand miles apart,

didn't make sense.

You get to a breaking point sometimes.

-♪ There's no turning back ♪

♪ Maybe we can last that long ♪

♪ Because we made it, we die young ♪

♪ We die young

- Be safe.

- Hmm?

- I said be safe.

[slapping]

- [sneezes]

- Bless you. - Thank you.

- Hey, we got a mission! - No!

- Hey! - [imitates laugh]

- This is the first time

we're walking over here this morning.

- Hey!

- I'm not scared to get dirty,

sleep outside under the stars.

- I feel, like, most at home when I'm outside, in nature.

- I am pretty much never alone, like ever.

It scares the [bleep] out of me.

[tense music]

♪

- Oh, my gosh, I knew it.

- I'm [bleep] scared.

The last time that we had a mission

that seemed outdoorsy,

I didn't do so well.

I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

[retches]

I just really want to go home.

This mission could be horrible.

No deserts!

- No, I really did say I wanted to survive outside, so...

I'm gonna survive this,

but I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be any worse

than me surviving all these dramatic people.

- Can we bring a water bottle?

- Um, yes.

- I hope I survive today.

- If I can survive you [bleep], I can survive anything.

- This episode of "Real World" continues now.

- Where the [bleep] are we?

- This place is definitely lost in time.

- We're [bleep]. We're [bleep].

- I feel like it's got its own little, like, time zone.

It's out in the middle of nowhere.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Where the hell are we?

- For the next hours,

you will have to survive out here in the Nevada desert

with the supplies enclosed in your rucksacks.

That is the only supplies you will receive,

so please use them wisely.

Right there on that rock is an air horn.

You can choose to leave this mission anytime you want.

You pick up the horn, you blow it,

and we'll get you out of here,

but you will not just be leaving the mission.

You will be leaving this experience.

The question is, can you survive for hours?

- If I can survive this house-- - Let's go.

Give me hours. Come on.

- Okay, guys. There's a twist.

- I don't know what to expect right now.

But if I have to k*ll somebody,

then, Father, please forgive me.

- Go ahead and send him out. - What?

[tense music]

- Does anyone know who that is? - Australians!

- No. - Who is this?

- Is that our new roommate? - Who are you?

- What the hell is this asshattery?

♪

- Next time on "Real World"...

- Dylan is going to be your eighth roommate.

- I don't know what it is about Jenna.

Even in the short amount of time

we've spent together, I do like her.

I can relate to you so much more than anyone else here.

Part of me just wants to, like, k*ll you with my p*nis.

But Kailah also expressed interest in me.

- I'm gonna do something crazy that I'd probably never do.