32x06 - Stacked Odds

[bunniefuu]

- Here's what happened last time on "Real World."

- I date nice guys.

- But, like, a part of me does not care about--

- Don't.

- I, like, don't ever really get rejected.

This might come off the wrong way but like, I get what I want.

- I'm--I'm curious to see if you hook up with your ex.

- I'm curious to see if you're gonna hook up with your ex.

- Guys, really?

I have someone back home. Stop it.

- Why'd you guys break up? - We were just--

we're different people.

Like, things just changed after a while.

- The first time you guys saw the guys,

who did you think was attractive?

Like, at first sight?

- Peter.

- You never know what's going to happen,

but if anything were to, it would be Peter.

- So I go like-- I'm gonna go down like...

I feel like this is the real deal.

- I like being with you.

- I'll do anything to make this work.

[electronic music]

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- Oh, no, it's okay. He bad.

- [bleep] you, man.

No way, dude. Come on.

- ♪ Said, you are the worst thing ♪

♪ That happened to me

- Got to get 'em.

♪

- There's freaking people in this house.

I didn't go to sleep until like :.

And I'm up already, because the newbies are up.

I am a light sleeper, so I'm up.

- Oops. I'm done.

- [laughing]

- Ready? Will you bring your jacket?

- Yeah, I am.

It's just-- I'm just so annoyed.

Oh, my god, like, space! - Like that bathroom.

It was just, like, what?

Five of us girls in there today? And like--

- I honestly can't-- - Imagine there's eight girls.

- But when it's, like, time to get ready?

- Bruh.

Like, I don't know how it's gonna work.

It is definitely a weird vibe.

Lana hasn't even talked to me.

I know Robb looks stressed.

I know he's not happy.

Anika is not really feeling it.

Tya is ready to fight Kim.

It's just not going well.

Like, at the end of the day, we're gonna live together.

We're gonna need to make it work.

- Yeah. - We have no choice.

- Hey, Mike, come here, bro.

- What are you gonna do right now?

- I don't know, you look nervous as hell lookin' at my hand--

- Yo, stop. Yo, what are you doing?

Yo, what are you tickling-- dude, you're a grown man,

you should not be tickling me, bro.

What are you doing? Stop. What the [bleep] are you doing?

- [grunts]

- Yo, yo, stop. What are you doing?

Stop tickling me, bro.

- Why are you so damn buff and ticklish, man?

- Because, I just don't like to be tickled, bro.

- Huh? - I'm telling you.

- I wish you would--oh, b*tch!

[indistinct chatter]

- Y'all are childish.

- If I were you, you better take them pants off, man.

- Yo, my mic. My mic, my mic, my mic, man.

My mic. My mic, my mic, my--

- Ah! - Oh!

- Ah! Ah! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

- So, what's going on?

What's up? How's everything?

- I'm currently living in a house in Seattle

for "The Real World,"

with my ex

and everyone else's other person

that they have "unfinished business" with.

So...

- Yeah.

I have a boyfriend, but we did kind of

only just meet two months ago.

So, leaving for two months, it's not very easy

just getting up and leaving a relationship.

- Yeah, I was too.

I mean, I don't want you to worry about anything.

Like, nothing's going to happen. Like, you can trust me.

Everything's going to be fine.

- Mm-hmm. - All right.

- So, I'll talk to you later. - All right, bye.

- [sighs]

Hi.

- John? No way? What'd he say?

- I was like, "Bro,

I come home to find Jenn in the house,"

and he was like, "What?" I was like--

- Surprise! [sighs]

- Yeah, he was like, "No way." - That's hysterical.

- The thing that I'm most worried about right now,

with Jenn in the house,

I just want to know what her intentions are here.

You know? I know we didn't leave off on the best of terms,

but we didn't leave off on the worst of terms.

- I still have a video of you and him on my Instagram.

When you were, like, playing with him?

- That's crazy.

- And I still have the picture of him bothering you.

- I wasn't a terrible boyfriend.

I wasn't great, but I wasn't a terrible boyfriend.

- No, no, I mean-- I mean, you probably think

I was talking so much [bleep] about you.

But I wasn't.

I was just, like I said, just being defensive.

- I think we were both being defensive.

- I know Robbie doesn't want anything to do with her.

Like, this man has told me this.

But it's like, man, when you see them around each other,

you just see how they interact and it just makes you wonder

like what the hell could've went wrong with y'all?

Y'all seem like you're just two peas in a pod.

- But I think it's just on my end,

just more unanswered questions,

so I was gonna see if youwanted--

- So let's go to lunch.

- Do you want to do it tomorrow?

- Do you want to do it tomorrow? - Yeah.

- We can do it tomorrow. - Yeah, let's do it tomorrow.

- You got that? Write that down. Tomorrow, we're going to lunch.

If you want to come, you're more than welcome.

[laughter]

[rock music]

- I'm giving him a hand.

If he hits me, it's game over.

- I'm happy that we're sitting out here.

I feel like I need a break. - I think everyone will be fine,

it'll just take some time. - Yeah.

I think the only people that really need to get

over their hump is Theo and his cousin

because that is, again-- - That is deep [bleep].

That's deep. That's how I feel with me and Lana.

Like, I just want to get it over with.

But she has no problem popping off,

and I have no problem popping off her.

Because you pop off people you're closest to.

At the end of the day, we were like really, really close.

I don't really get it.

Lana was like my closest, closest best friend.

- So, one night, Jordan went out to a party--I did not go.

- We were out at a party and I was talking to this guy--

- She knew I liked him more than he probably liked me.

- He wasn't her man.

- Just the whole night, it was like video after video

after video of them getting drunker and drunker and drunker.

- I took a picture on Snapchat...

- And they're like, in his bedroom.

- I did nothing wrong.

- I felt like she was taunting me.

- The last time we talked was the day of our fight.

Almost a year ago.

- We really did care for each other

and we really did look out for each other.

And I guess, as time went on,

I felt like that kind of disappeared.

- I have no idea how it's gonna go.

Like, I have no problem like, saying something to her.

And she has no problem saying something to me.

'Cause we were so close.

- Is this the place? - Yeah.

- I'm getting really nervous. - Why?

- No, don't get nervous. - 'Cause it's just, like,

what if I say what I have to say and then it's just awkward

and then we're just sitting there, eating dinner?

- Wait, what are you going to say though?

- I, like--I just don't understand what I did wrong.

And like, that-- having that unanswered feeling

is the reason why I'm so insecure.

'Cause I just beat myself up over it.

He just--done.

- And in order for things to work out with Travis,

you need to close that door. - Yeah.

- Lock it, throw away the key.

- No, for real.

I don't think people get it.

Like, words hurt. It affects you every single day.

And that's huge.

Because...

Yeah, I know, 'cause I-- I become low.

Like, really, really low, and...

I don't want to be like that again,

and I felt that way when I was her friend.

Depression and suicide comes in many different ways.

I told Jordan this, and one day, I was just like,

"I'm in a funk and I've tried to commit suicide once."

And she was just like, "What?"

And I think she just didn't look at me the same way

as she did before.

She doesn't think suicide is like a--

like, she just thinks suicide is stupid.

She's like, "that's dumb." I mean, it's not that easy.

Like, people every day, like, have mental diseases.

Like, you don't want to live, but she thinks it's dumb.

Like, she thinks there's no excuse.

- That's terrible.

- No, it hurt my feelings, like...

- But I know for a fact that she only

thinks that it's the boy thing.

- No, I think so too. - That's what--

that's all she thinks. - No, I think so too.

Which isn't fair to her, because she should know

and I realize that now,

because I know it hurt her in a way too.

But I don't want it to go, like, back and forth.

Because then we'll argue.

I'll hold my ground, so we'll see.

- Coming up on "Real World"...

- We're gonna be turning it up all night long.

- It would be nice to have someone in the house

to cuddle up with.

Definitely, you know, have sex with.

Because two months is a long [bleep] time.

- Is it that obvious? - What?

- That I'm super anxious right now?

- To be honest with you,

really haven't processed the whole situation.

- That's what I don't get.

Like, can I trust someone when they tell me they love me?

Like...

- Your sister is the wedge between me and you.

- Just try to empathize and put yourself in my position.

- I legit did nothing wrong.

[indie rock music]

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- It bugs me that Anna is gonna want

to spend time with Peter right now.

I'm here to make my relationship

better with my sister, instead of

her focusing on Peter.

Don't make it uncomfortable. Sit over there, Peter Pan.

- Just be nice, Kiki. - I am being nice!

I'm saying don't make it uncomfortable.

I already [bleep] feel like the third wheel.

- No, if anything, I kind of feel like the third wheel

between you guys.

I'm hoping Katrina wants to give me

a chance to get to know her,

because Anna wants me to try

and bond with Katrina as much as possible.

- No, Jenn and Robbie are like--

I could definitely see how they dated.

- Really? - Oh, yeah, without a doubt.

- You can't? - Jenn--I think Jenn's,

like, a sweetheart. - She is a sweetheart.

- Like, she's so sweet.

He's like an [bleep] kind of, sometimes.

He seems very, like, a**l about, like, a lot of [bleep].

- He's very a**l.

- Um--oh, Jordan? Not that I'm looking,

but like, does she, like, wear like a bra ever?

Like, her n*pples are, like, out, like, all the time.

- Oh, let's get pictures together!

Here, Kiki.

- Peter's just catty. He's immature still.

He's young.

Looking at him makes me not have an appetite.

Ugh. Third [bleep] wheel.

Never again.

- One of us together, real quick.

- I got a bunch of different jeans.

I got this pair.

- Should we help him, Anika? - Yes.

- So, I was figuring these jeans match with that and that.

both: No. - Okay.

That and that? both: No.

- You guys don't like the LYCRA? - No, stop!

Why don't you listen to us? Have we ever led you wrong?

- I know. Like literally, you ask us this all the time.

- [bleep]. Stop yelling.

You know, when I'm home, I got to ask my sisters.

Like, "Girls, does this look good?

Does this shirt match these pants and these shoes?"

So, now, I'm going to be leaning

on the girls a lot while I'm here.

I'm gonna be like, "Yo, you want to pick me out an outfit?"

- Whoa, why'd you even pull that shirt?

That--we didn't even discuss that. Robbie, come on.

- Sorry. - Get it together.

- I can't dress myself.

I got to have somebody dress me for me so I look good, you know?

- Yeah. - [bleep].

[dance music]

♪

- I want you to finish that drink.

Make sure you take care of your bartenders all night long.

My name is Maserobbiee."

We got rock playing on the table right now.

We're gonna be turning up all night long.

♪♪

- Anna does this all the time.

Like, she'll, like, cling onto a guy.

But it sucks, because I'm here

to make my relationship better with my sister.

Like, that's what everyone's supposed to be doing right now.

It aggravates me. It pisses me off.

Like, I'm over it.

- Just watch TV, all right? - All right,

I'm gonna watch it on MTV, already know.

- Right, so listen.

[hip-hop music]

♪♪

- One of the songs come on, and I was just like,

"Lana, like, this is our song!

Like high school, like, you have to dance with me."

♪

- Jordan and I were friends for, like, five and a half years?

Just being around her made me happy.

- She was my very best friend in the entire world.

So I miss having, you know,

that friendship with the one person

that I talked to everything about.

♪

- Yeah.

- I love talking to Peter.

Honestly, I just am having fun.

Like, you know, it's flirty.

Like, I just like having an attraction to somebody.

It just makes the whole situation like a bonus.

- Cameras.

- Do you know where you're going?

- I do know where we're going.

- No, don't come towards me. Don't come towards me.

Don't talk to me.

You're so annoying.

- I don't know how you two are doing it.

I give you guys mad props.

To live with your exes. I would go insane.

- I mean, Robbie's doing better than--

- Yeah, you and Jenn are like [bleep] best friends.

- I wouldn't go that far.

Listen, I'm trying to tolerate, and I know

she is trying to tolerate the time that we have in here.

At the end of the day,

she's the closest thing I have to home.

- Home. Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- It just happened, me and her.

It happened so quick.

And then when it happened so quick, I got overwhelmed.

I was like, "I don't want this."

- You were, like, what?

? ?

- I was when I met her.

I turned months later.

- And you were dating for ten months, yeah?

- And it was just like,

"You need to go do you, I need to go do me."

And it's weird, like part of me wants to say,

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna be friends,

we're gonna be friends," but I really don't--

I don't know.

- Yeah.

This whole thing is crazy.

- No, Anna, come on, bro.

- Katrina has a tendency to...

feel a little ownership to me.

- This whole [bleep] household is [bleep].

Peter Pan.

Bro.

And my sister sleeping in the same [bleep] bed as him.

My sister promised me, she was like,

"Every single night, I'm gonna sleep with you."

That pisses me off. Because it's like,

she wants me to, like, protect her

and try to build our relationship.

We're not building on it right now, at this point.

And it [bleep] hurts me.

I am [bleep] hurt.

This happens all the time.

And, like, she doesn't get it.

It just, like, kills me inside.

[rock music]

♪♪

[phone dings]

♪

- Stop, I was, like, just about to fall asleep too.

- I'm sorry. - Mm.

- How do you want to be?

- I want my legs in between yours.

Will you tell me a story?

I don't know, babe. - Yeah.

Sideways [bleep]. - What?

- They're still peeking at us from the corner.

- Oh...

Things are about to happen with her...

- Mike, what is that supposed to mean?

- You'll find out.

- Can me and my sister talk, please?

Thanks.

Like, you come in here, like,

I'm trying to work on a relationship with you.

Not like have you, like, [bleep] talk to this guy

that you would never even talk to in real life.

- Whenever I've had a best friend

or a boyfriend or anything,

you always do this. - No, I don't.

No, I don't. No, it's not hazing around.

No. Don't even play that [bleep].

Because don't even play that [bleep].

I'm just saying, like, you, like, literally--

like, it's every single time,

you have to jump into seeing like a [bleep] guy.

That pisses me off. I can't deal with that.

It's, like, annoying every single time.

That's all I'm saying.

- Katrina always feels like she has my best interest.

Which I love her for, you know, she's my little sister.

But what am I supposed to do, be single my entire life?

I don't know, I just feel alone.

Like, she always takes everything,

like, to the next level.

Like, it's not even a big deal.

Like, we're getting to know everybody.

- So... - I don't know where she is,

Anna, but-- - Where was she before?

Where'd she go? - I don't know.

- I want to get along. I do.

But, like, I'm not going to stop liking somebody

and stop seeing somebody because her sister is jealous.

I just know that I do like Anna.

And nothing in this house,

including her sister, is going to stop me.

So, we'll see.

So yeah, that's pretty much it.

- [sighs]

- It's just right here, on this corner.

- Oh, perfect. Yay! - Yeah, it's really cute.

It's like the littlest hole-in-the-wall place.

But, like, b*mb-a*s food.

- Oh, man. - All right.

- Honestly, I really want to talk to you about it

just considering, like, last night.

It was like we were dancing and it was just like old times.

- Yeah. It was like so normal. - Yeah.

- Like, I'm not mad. Like, I--

I felt like nothing happened, you know what I mean?

- From the outside looking in, yeah, it's dumb.

Like, we ended our friendship basically over a boy.

- Not even over a boy, over Snapchat.

It blows my mind, like, you know?

- Yeah. There was little things. Like, during our friendship.

Where you would just be like, "No, that's dumb, like,

I don't really see where you--" - But what? What did I do?

That's what I'm saying, I just never...

- One big thing was like when I brought up my suicide.

And you were like, "Yeah, I don't get that.

I don't really relate to that, blah, blah, blah."

You have strong opinions.

But like, you did that to me, and I was like, "Ugh!"

Like, I want us to be to be able to be like,

"Okay, I understand where you're coming from."

- Talk about things. Yeah. - Yeah.

- I'm just sad that you never talked to me about it.

Because, like, I care about you so much.

And like, you were the longest friend I had.

- Yeah. - So like that's why I think

now, like, back to that fight, you never voiced anything.

And I'm sad that you ever thought that I didn't care.

That makes me feel bad, so I hope you know--

like, I know I can say things, and like, I'm not that--

I'm not super sensitive, I'm not super emotional,

so like, the way I might come off is, like,

harsher, or whatever, but like, I--

at the end of the day, I totally, like, I love you.

And like, still, I still, like, care for you.

You know what I mean? So... - Yeah.

Before my suicide attempt,

I never really talked about my feelings at all.

So, it feels good right now,

that I can be able to do that with Jordan.

I care about her more than I realized.

I hope that, like, at the end of the day,

even if it doesn't go back to, like, how it used to be like,

that we can at least be mutual

and that I can at least feel like I can communicate with you.

Because I felt like I didn't. Like, I felt like I couldn't.

- I'm just taking it slow. We're gonna be here.

This is a long journey. - Do you, whatever.

If you need to vent to me, like, I got you.

- I feel like us talking

was definitely a step in the right direction.

I think I can't say how close we'll be.

But I'll definitely always care for her.

And just always have love for her.

If she needs anything, I hope she knows that I'd be there.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Let's just go on the other side, the opposite side.

- Yeah. Yeah. Excuse me?

Do you mind taking a photo of us?

- Yeah, sure. - Thank you.

I'm trying to be the bigger person in this situation,

and realizing the bigger picture

is that you need to pick and choose your battles.

And Peter is not one to fight over.

- I like, don't want to go back to the house.

- I don't want to go back to the house either.

- You and me obviously still have a lot of growing up to do.

Like, we were inseparable our whole life,

and I feel like when high school started going on,

and, like, boyfriends and relationships,

like it was kind of hard to go through those things

because we were always together.

The whole Peter thing, like, I don't want

to not talk about that situation.

If we have problems right now, let's, you know--

- I know. Don't go to sleep mad. Yeah, like--

- Yeah, and it's like, last night, I'm like,

"Okay, I'm going to come into her bed and lay with her."

And then you were like, "No, don't come in."

Like, you get caught up in these relationships

that don't mean anything with these people.

- I didn't even think it was caught up, though.

Like, you act like we were full-on relationship.

- You may not think that, but everyone sees it.

We're not inside your head,

on the outside looking in, you know?

You don't see it.

- I need to just strengthen my relationship with my sister.

So something's gonna have to change.

And what's gonna change is the relationship with Peter.

[rock music]

♪

- Yesterday was a heavy day for me and my sister, emotionally.

- Yeah.

- And we still have two months of living with each other.

You know, we did kind of start off pretty intense,

I have the tendency to do so.

- So do I.

I just feel like your sister, like, doesn't like me.

- Which I can completely see from your point of view,

where it would seem like.

I just think at this point,

like, just not to push anything.

At all, and just, like, let it be.

Like, I want to still...

like, you know, get to know you more.

- So...

- I'm sorry.

- Um... - Why can't we just not put

a label on anything, like you do you...

- I just feel like your sister is the wedge between me and you.

- Just try to empathize and put yourself in my position.

That you know where I'm coming from.

- Yeah, I don't know what else to say--

I mean, like, I'm guess I'm not gonna be

sleeping in the same bed as you, right?

- I don't see any other way that that could have been taken.

- Yes. Okay. Obviously--

- Are we good? - Yeah, no, we're good.

We're good. You know. I legit did nothing wrong.

I'm surprised, at this point, that Anna let it drop so fast.

Me and Anna are done. I'm like, "You know what?

Great. That's awesome. I don't care. We are done."

♪

[snoring]

- Will is fake as [bleep]. - I know,

he always fakes sleeping!

- Will, you fake b*tch. Wake up.

He's the fakest b*tch in this house.

- I hear it in our room, somebody snores.

I don't who it is, but...

- It's me! - Is it really you?

It sounds so far away.

- It's faint. both: It sounds so far away.

- It's a faint snore. - But you'd be sleeping good

as [bleep], then, if that is you.

I'll be like, "Damn, b*tch, you knocked the [bleep] out."

- Does this go tighter? 'Cause my bra keeps showing.

- Is that too tight? - Nope, that's perfect.

Literally feel like I'm going on a first date.

- I know. I was literally thinking the same thing.

- No! It keeps unbuttoning.

I'm extremely nervous.

I just feel like Robbie needs to know what exactly I'm feeling,

so that he can kind of understand

why I am the way I am now.

Someone smells good.

- Uh...that way.

- Is it that obvious? - What?

- That I'm super anxious right now.

- Don't be. It's dinner. - I know.

- We're gonna go talk and-- - When's the last time

we went to dinner? Forever ago.

- Two years. - That's weird.

Oy.

[ambient rock music]

Thank you.

- Yeah. - Oh, I am getting a drink.

- Yeah, I'm getting a drink.

Okay. We're gonna talk sober?

- Yeah.

- To be honest with you,

really haven't processed the whole situation.

I want to make sure you get whatever closure you need,

because I know you've been waiting to talk to me,

and saying this because I did ice you out.

- That's what I don't get. Just kind of ending it

and getting cut off and not understanding what I did.

It was, like, my first like legit relationship.

And I thought what we had was a little, like--

- It was different. - It meant more.

- Yeah. - I mean, what I--on my end.

And I think that's what it was, it was just--

I was just like, "Did he, like,

"everything he's ever said to me, is that a lie?

Like, can I trust someone when they tell me they love me?"

Like, that's where literally every single part

of my, like, insecurities that I have started.

- You know, I had feelings for you.

I had very real feelings for you.

And then after a while,

they started fading away.

I felt like when I was ,

I wasn't ready to be in a committed relationship,

and you know, I was feeling uncomfortable.

I was feeling some type of way.

And I wasn't able to communicate that with you.

I don't regret dating you, I don't regret ever meeting you.

I don't regret that at all. I have no hate towards you,

I have nothing but love towards you.

And I'll always be here for you, if you ever need me.

But I'll always be there for you as a friend.

My biggest fault right here is, like,

did I damage you as a person?

If I did, I do apologize for that. I really do.

- I don't resent you like I did then.

- Yeah. - And I mean, I feel like

the only thing we really can do is,

this helped a lot.

- You know, I'm very happy that we're able to talk because now,

I can say I have a friend for life.

- Yeah, I'm glad that we were able

to talk and be civil.

- Yeah. - And like you said,

lifelong friend.

That's what I'm kind of aiming for.

- Fair enough.

[light rock music]

♪

- A witch?

- "I saw the witch again." [laughing]

- Damn. What the [bleep]?

- Okay. I can't. That's terrible.

- It's true, though.

- That's so funny. I never heard of that.

- Having genuine conversations with someone and really

getting to know them is something

that's kind of foreign to me.

I don't usually do that.

I like Jordan.

I think it's been clearly evident from very early on.

But it's nice to not be

just sexually motivated to talk to someone,

but to honestly get to know them.

- Who is this woman in my dreams?

- I need to find out.

If this keeps on happening, you know, next year,

I'm definitely gonna go like,

sit down on like a therapist's couch and like,

"Yo, shrink me right now, like, what is good?"

- "What the [bleep] is wrong with me?"

- "Why is this happening?"

- I miss your face.

- It's not my fault.

- All right, whatever. It's just--

it's such a huge weight lifted off my shoulders

that, like, I'm able to sit here and tell you, like,

"I just went out to dinner with my ex-boyfriend

and everything was fine," and you're okay with it.

- I trust you. - No, I know.

- And I trust the feelings that you said

you had for me before you left.

So, that's what I'm going on right now.

- Good. Good. That makes me happy.

This is why I'm with you,

and this is why I'm crazy about you, so...

And why I'm glad that I met you.

Because you're an understanding person

and this is how a relationship should be.

- I know. Well, I'm trying. - You're trying.

I know. It's a lot.

I'm feeling like a huge weight's lifted off

my shoulder after dinner.

Me and Robb are just gonna try

to help each other through this.

There's no desire to be with him anymore,

so I definitely know that there's not one thing that

Travis should have an issue with or worry about.

[bell ringing]

[rock music]

♪♪

- I need to eat.

- Damn. - Damn, you're just going...

- [laughing]

Damn. - Damn, right?

- Just kick our [bleep].

- My [bleep]. - Oh, man.

- I bet you I can do more push-ups than you.

- Can you? - Want to have a contest?

- You're gonna challenge me with that again?

- Want to do it? - Right now? No, no.

- Come here, come here. Come here.

- [sighs]

- Ready? Come on.

- Who we got? Ready? - Uh-huh.

- One...two...three...

- I haven't done push-ups in so long!

- Four...

- [bleep]! Oh, my arms! - Five...

- My chest and my arms hurt so bad right now.

All right, all right. We--I can do push-ups. [bleep].

- I was, I swear I only had like a couple more in me.

I swear to God. There was not much more in me.

- Oh, my god, that hurt so bad.

I feel like me and Peter are %

building kind of like a friendship bond.

Just presence and just everything,

I feel like I kind of just relate with him.

- Yeah.

- Oh, that's just [bleep] up.

So you really don't know where your I.D. at?

- I really don't know where my I.D. is.

I'm so mad I can't find my I.D.

because I really wanted to go out.

- How'd you lose your I.D.,my dude?

That's one of them things that's a no-no.

We don't do that no more. We ain't in high school no more.

- Come on, troops! See ya!

- Bye!

We're walking there?

- Five...

four...three...

two...one...

Liftoff!

[dance music]

♪

- Everybody's going and I decided, "You know what?

I'm gonna have some fun tonight."

♪

It's a hangout, but if it turns into a booty call,

you already know.

♪

- It would be nice to have someone in the house to kind of,

like, cuddle up with, like,

and someone that just kind of like,

has your back in situations,

that I can confide stuff in and things like that.

Definitely, you know, have sex with.

Because two months is a long [bleep] time.

- Mike and I, I don't know yet.

I'm not trying to get in a relationship.

I would definitely, like, have a fling with somebody

but I'm not trying to get played.

I'm definitely not gonna chase after somebody.

Or put myself out there first.

♪

- I'm looking at the clock

and I'm thinking, "Man, she better hurry up."

Because everybody's gonna be back at the house soon.

[funky music]

♪

Oh, [bleep].

♪

[shouting]

- [sighs] Man.

Everybody's gonna be inside.

I didn't want people in the house while I'm doing my thing.

[funky music]

[phone ringing]

- Yo, this is Will. - Um...your friend can

come to the door and knock on the door,

So, feel free... - No, no, no, no, no.

I'm saying no, no, no. Tell them to go home.

- I'm not telling them to go home.

That's not my job. This is all on you, bro.

- All right, I'll tell them-- can I tell them?

- Yeah, I'll let you outside.

You can tell them to go home if you want them to.

- All right.

Ah, [bleep].

Oh, man, this is not gonna work out.

They said we could take this walk, though.

Come on.

Across the street, come here.

Come here.

No, no, no--listen.

- You're all up in here acting weird.

- Honestly...

[hip-hop music]

I don't mean to do this to y'all, but...

- Are you serious?

- Why? Why?

♪

Me? Willy from Philly?

I can always get [bleep], I don't give a [bleep].

- All right. - Put it on.

- It's on, it's on. - Miss Jenn, come here.

See, this girl's the real.

Like, seriously. Like, a real a*s girl.

- Stop! - You're awesome.

- Peter! - You're awesome.

And, like, when I first saw you, I'm like,

"Yeah, like, I--

you might, like, be the person, like, I like."

You're more like my type.

You're from Jersey, you like techno,

like, you have tattoos, like...

whole nine yards. Awesome. But, guess what?

You have an ex here and you have your other guy back home.

Awesome. Great. Next girl in line.

Who do I like?

Out of anybody else? Anna.

- That's settling. - You know what?

It might be settling, sure.

But off the bat, I asked you, "Yeah, are you single?"

And you're like, "No."

So like, how you expect anyone else to feel?

Being single, you know?

- No, I know, but, like-- just because, like, I said

I wasn't single doesn't mean

that the next girl you thought was attractive,

who's stuck with us for these two months,

that that's who you're trying, like, to get with.

- What if I said, like, I don't care, like,

about what Robbie thinks, I don't give a [bleep]

about, like, what, like, the guy back home thinks.

Like, I don't give a [bleep] what Anna thinks.

I don't care.

- Do you guys mind if I say--

if I talk to you guys for two seconds?

Okay, cool. I heard you guys out there earlier.

We can hear everything in here, by the way. I love you.

Peter wanted to hurt me, but Jenn is a great--

so that's why he, you know,

he picks, like, a genuine, good person.

I feel like he was being manipulative in a way,

to where he picked, like, almost like an easy target.

I don't want you to hold back, like, in any way whatsoever,

about something that would, like--

for you guys, because of me.

- Are you [bleep] kidding me? Do I need your [bleep] approval?

Do I need your-- are you my mother?

Do I need your approval if I like Jenn?

- And like, just--it was hard for me to sleep.

- Because of you. I didn't do anything wrong.

It didn't work out. Which is fine, so, why now?

I want to know why now?

Right now. Why, right now?

When I'm talking to her, why right now?

- She just said that she heard everything.

- So you were obviously listening.

- But listen, listen listen-- - And you're saying--

- No, just talk to her for one second.

- Is she serious? Is she serious?

- No, I just want to let you know--

- Is she [bleep] serious right now?

- That the whole point-- - Is she serious right now?

Is she serious? - No, no, no, Peter--

- I want to know is she [bleep] serious right now?

I don't get why you're in here right now.

I don't get it.

No, no, don't look at her.

I want you to me. Why are you in here right now?

Why are you in here?

[dramatic music]

♪

- Why are you in here right now?

When I'm in here with her, you [bleep] come in here.

What the [bleep] is good? Seriously.

Why are you doing this? Why are you in here right now?

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step on toes.

- If you want to talk to me by myself,

you're more than welcome to.

But why're you coming in here when I'm talking to her?

I don't get it, like, do you see this?

Do you see this? Do you see this?

- Flipping out is not going to do anything.

- Not only was she listening to us, but like,

she, like, had the ba*ls to come in here

and, like, interrupt what we were saying about--

talking about.

That's ins--that, like, it's mind--

mind-blowing to me-- like, mind-blowing to me.

♪

- As he gets comfortable.

[laughing]

'Cause he's judging us.

[trip-hop music]

♪

I can't. I can't right now.

♪♪

I swear on my life, we are not having sex.

I know it's gonna look like it, but we are not.

♪♪

I swear.

♪

- Can I sleep on you? All right, good night.

- Good night. - Can I sleep on you?

- Sure, if you want to. - Yeah? You promise?

- Mm-hmm.

[sighs][bleep].

- I want to give you, like, a kiss on the cheek.

Just in front of the camera.

- Oh, yeah, in front of the camera.

Just kiss me on the cheek. That makes total sense.

Stop. - Why? On the cheek?

I'm not kissing your neck or your ear,

it's nothing, it's your cheek.

Yes. - Ha, ha, ha.

- Peter. - Why? I'm--cheek.

It's a cheek.

[electronic music]

- It tickles.

- ♪ Take me down to the water ♪

♪ Tie my hands up, I'll walk the plank ♪

♪ I want to feel the force of my lover ♪

♪ But we'll never look back ♪

♪

Damn.

I just ruined everything I have back home.

♪