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01x11 - When Figs Fly/Tillie's Tough Break

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

01x11 - When Figs Fly/Tillie's Tough Break

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[ whistles ]

We've got a monster to watch.

♪ Who's the greatest
team of all? ♪

♪ Watch the little monsters
when you call ♪

♪ Who's that knockin'
at your door? ♪

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- [ cheering ]

♪ They're not kidding,
they're a-monster sittin' ♪

♪ And having
some monster-y fun ♪

♪ So all you monster girls
and monster boys ♪

♪ Get ready
for Esme and Roy ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ When they play,
they're going to save the day ♪

♪ And chase those
monster problems away ♪

Kids: Yay!

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- Kids: Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ In your place,
with the monster-case ♪

♪ They're gonna put
a big smile ♪

♪ On your monster face ♪

♪ They're just smitten
with monster sittin' ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Roy: Yes!

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

Esme:
"When Figs Fly."

- Hmm.
- Hmm.

OK, let's see.

What do we need
for the monster-case today?

Sticky tape? Yep.
Roller skates? Uh-huh.

Crayons? Definitely.

Rubber ducky? [ grunts ]

This is heavy.

Roy, could you--

Sure thing. [ whistles ]

Ta-da!

Thank you. [ grunts ]

Roy, would you mind helping?

No problemo.

[ scatting ]

OK. We're good to go.

[ grunts ]

Allow me. [ grunts ]

[ giggles ] It's helpful
having a Roy around.

Whoa! Oh!

Oops.

[ grunts ]

It's helpful having
an Esme around, too.

- [ giggles ]
- [ monster-case playing music ]

[ gasps ] We've got
a monster to watch.

I mean monsters.

Hugo and Fig are coming over.

- [ doorbell rings ]
- [ both gasp ]

That must be them now.

Oh, goodie, oh, goodie,

oh, goodie, oh, goodie,
oh goodie.

Hi, Esme. Hi, Roy.

Aww. Hi, little Fig.

Hi, Mrs. Ooga.
Where's Hugo?

I'm not Hugo. I'm...

[ plays fanfare ]

Super Hugo!

Whoa!

- Nice costume.
- Thank you.

OK, guys. I'm off to my
Ooga-rumba dance class.

[ vocalizing ]

Thanks for taking care
of my little monsters.

It's nice to know
they're in good hands.

h*-h*. Looks like we're
in good hands, too.

So long.

- Hugo: Bye, Mom.
- Fig: Bye.

- See you later.
- Bye-bye now.

So, who wants to play
in the backyard?

- Me!
- Whoo-hoo!

- [ Hugo giggles ]
- Yay!

- Hey!
- Wait for us!

[ Esme laughing ]

Look, look!

What's that up in the sky?

[ gasps ] It's a bleeter-blop.

It's a hoozle-woo. No, it's...

Da da da da!

Super Hugo!

Super Ugo! Super Ugo!

Hey, Fig. Do you
wanna be my sidekick?

You can be...

um-- [ gasps ]
Fantastic Figgles!

[ gasps ] Fantastic Figgle.

Yay!

I know just what this
little super hero needs.

[ whistles ]

A cape!

Ooh.

Come on,
Fantastic Figgles!

Let's go find
someone to help.

Fantastic Figgle.

Whoosh!

[ giggles ]

[ giggles ]

[ gasps ] I see a monster

who needs your help!

You do? Where?

Somebody, please save me!

I'm stuck on the top of this
mountain, and I can't get down.

Help, help!

Come on, Fantastic Figgles!

Let's rescue that monster!

Rescue monster!

Whoo!

[ grunting ]

Fig can't reach!

With his super flying power,
Super Hugo saves the day!

- Yay!
- Go, Super Hugo!

[ frustrated kazoo ]

Fig want to fly like Ugo!

You wanna fly, Fig?

Maybe Roy can help you.

But Esme, I don't
know how to fly.

I meant you could lift her up.

Oh, right.
Ha ha. I knew that.

Fantastic Figgles
up, up, and away!

I flying! Whoosh!

Go, Fig! Go!

Super Hugo and Fantastic Figgles

fly through the sky

looking for monsters
in need of help.

[ Hugo plays fanfare ]

Faster, Roy! Faster!

What about slower?

Is slower fun, huh?

- No.
- OK.

Faster it is. [ panting ]

Come on, Figgles.

Over here.

[ plays fanfare ]

Whoosh!

Figgles:
Whoosh, Roy! Whoosh!

I'm whooshing. I'm whooshing!

Whoosh...

Quick! There's a monster

over there
who needs your help.

- [ panting ]
- [ giggles ]

Help! Help! Won't somebody
rescue me from this tree?

Um... somebody?

Anybody?

Don't mind me-- [ grunts ]

Roy just needs a little break.

[ chuckles ] Oh...

OK, Figgles.

I'll keep watch from up there,

and you go save the day.

[ gasps ] Fantastic Figgle
coming to save you!

[ grunting ]

Huh?

[ sighs disappointedly ]

Ugo save day again.

Fig want to fly.

Fig want to fly like Ugo.

Don't worry, Fig.
We can help you fly.

Right, Roy?

- [ panting ]
- Roy?

I don't think I can do
much more flying today.

Hmm. There must be
something we can do

to help Fig feel
like she's flying.

[ gasps ] Hey!

I have an idea.

♪ Just sit on this swing,
and I'll give you a push ♪

♪ You'll see over that fence
and over that bush ♪

♪ You'll soar through the air
without even trying ♪

♪ What do you think, Fig? ♪

♪ How do you like flying? ♪

Fig not flying.
Fig swingin'.

♪ Now you've got your own wings
to fly through the air ♪

♪ Feel the sun on your back
and the wind in your hair ♪

♪ You look like you're soaring ♪

♪ And I'm not lyin' ♪

♪ What do you think, Fig? ♪

♪ How do you like flying? ♪

Fig not flying. Fig standin'.

♪ It's your very own plane,
and it's ready to go ♪

♪ Buckle your seatbelts
and look out below ♪

♪ Up in the clouds ♪

♪ It's so satisfying ♪

♪ What do you think? ♪

♪ What do you think ♪

♪ What do you, Fig? ♪

♪ How do you like flying? ♪

Fig not flying.
Fig sittin' in box.

Humph.

Fig want to fly.

Fig want to fly like Ugo.

Fig want to fly for real.

Uh-oh. Monster-meltdown.

[ crying ]

Aww. Come here, little Fig.

I know you're frustrated,

but this will help you
feel better.

It's the glitter jar.

Here. Shake it up.

♪ When the glitter starts
to fall like snow ♪

♪ Take a deep breath,
nice and slow ♪

[ exhales deeply ]

♪ Watch as it settles
all around ♪

♪ And feel your body
calming down ♪

There. Feel more calm?

Uh-huh, but... [ sighs ]

Fantastic Figgle still no fly.

Aw, Fig.

Excuse me, Roy.

Whoa.

Fig no fly,
Fig no save day.

Save the day?

Wait a monster-minute.

That's it!

Fig wants to fly

because she wants
to save the day.

Fig, you don't have
to fly to save the day.

You have your very
own superpower.

Super strength.

Fig is super?

Of course you are.

Let's play superheroes,

and this time
Fantastic Figgles

will save the day

with her super strength.

[ all cheering ]

Get ready, superheroes.

It's playtime.

[ monster-case whirring ]

Help! Help!

Mean, old Dr. McQuackin

has trapped me underground

beneath a skyscraper!

Won't somebody save me?

[ gasps ]

Indeed, it is I! Dr. McQuackin!

Good luck gettin' out of there.

[ laughs malevolently ]

[ chuckles ]
Oh, I'll never get out.

I'm just not strong enough.

- [ Hugo plays fanfare ]
- [ gasps ]

It's Super Hugo!

Maybe he can help me.

Super Hugo to the rescue!

Yay, Super Ugo!

[ grunting ]

The building won't budge!

It's too heavy!

I need a superhero
with super strength.

Psst. That's you, Fig!

Oh, me!
[ triumphant kazoo sound ]

Fantastic Figgles to the rescue!

[ giggles ]

[ grunting ]

Help, help!

[ triumphant kazoo sound ]

- [ giggles ]
- I'm free! I'm free!

Yeah!

What?!

Fantastic Figgles is so strong!

My evil plan is ruined!

Ruined!

Oh, quackers!

Fantastic Figgle save day!

My hero!

Esme and Hugo: Hooray!

I wish I could be strong

like you, Fig.

Esme and Roy: Aww.

Don't you just love monsters?

[ all cheering ]

- Hooray!
- Super Hugo!

[ Esme laughs ]

Playing superheroes
was so much fun!

I was all like,
"Quack, quack! Quack, quack!"

And Hugo was like,
"Super Hugo!"

And Fig was like,

[ imitating Fig ]
"Fantastic Figgle

to the rescue!"

[ giggles ] Yeah!

And now Fig knows
that she doesn't

have to fly
to help people.

There are all kinds
of ways to save the day.

[ grunting ] This box
is so hard to open.

Ah-ha! It looks like you
need someone super strong

to help you open that box.

Super Roy is here
to save the...

day.

[ both giggle ]

Esme:
"Tillie's Tough Break."

[ humming ]

- [ ukulele playing ]
- Hmm? Roy?

A hula over here
and a hula over there

[ giggles ] Roy,
what are you doing?

We haven't taken
a trip in a while,

so I made us
a beach vacation
right here.

Welcome to
the Monster-sitters Luau.

[ giggles ] I love it.

Let's hula!

[ playing ukulele ]

Both:
A hula over here
and a hula over there.

A hula over here
and a hula over there.

A hula over here--

[ monster-case playing music ]

Vacation over.

We've got a monster to watch.

A hula over here
and a hula over there.

Roy...

Oh! Right.

[ giggles ] Yes!

Today we're watching Tillie!

Hooray!

[ monster-case whirring ]

[ honking ]

- All right!
- Let's go!

Whoo-hoo! We're here!

OK, Roy.

Tillie usually gets
a running start,

so let's get ready.

Ready.

Both:
Hello, Till--

Oh. Hi, Mr. Plink.

Where's Tillie?

Tillie's inside taking it easy.

She fell on the playground
and hurt her leg.

She did?

Oh, no!

She'll be OK.

I think a visit
from her monster-sitters

is just what the doctor ordered.

Tillie, your monster-sitters
are here.

[ sighs ]

Hi, Esme. Hi, Roy.

Aww, hi, Tillie.

I'm sorry
your leg is hurt.

[ sighs ]

Now Tillie can't go

to Monster Mountain.

[ gasps ]
Monster Mountain?

You mean the greatest
amusement park

in all of Monsterdale?

The best rides,
the silliest games--

[ whispers ] Roy!

[ clears throat ]
Sorry.

I got a little
carried away.

Tillie's class is going,

but Tilly can't join 'em.

Because of boot.

Tillie so sad.

I know it's hard,
but hang in there, kiddo.

I'm gonna pick up
your favorite dinner.

Monsteroni and Cheese?

[ chuckles ] You got it.

Back in a jiff!

Bye, Mr. Plink.

- See ya.
- Bye-bye, Daddy.

OK, Tillie. We're gonna
have tons of fun today.

Promise.

What do you
wanna do first?

Um, Tillie want
to go on twirly teacups

and ride the monster-go-round

and play games and win prizes.

Tillie want to go
to Monster Mountain.

[ sighs ]

Uh-oh.
Roy, monster-huddle.

Tillie's really sad.

We have to help her
feel better.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Both:
Silly socks!

Monster fact
number 475--

Nothing is sillier
than silly socks.

- Nothing.
- [ giggles ]

Esme:
Tillie, we heard
you were sad.

Roy:
Yeah, and we think
that stinks.

[ giggles ]

Hey, who ya callin' stinky?

Well, you are a sock.

[ sniffing ]

- [ exclaims disgust ]
- [ giggles ]

Esme:
Now I'm going
to sing you

a beautiful song.

[ clears throat ]

[ off-key ]
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪

Roy:
Yeesh!

- Put a sock in it!
- [ giggles ]

Esme and Roy:
We're silly socks!

Silly socks!

Silly, silly, silly socks!

Both:
Hooray!

[ laughs ] Silly socks!

Both:
Exactly.

[ giggles ]

Are you feeling
any better, Tillie?

A little, but...

Tillie still wanna go
to Monster Mountain.

Meet me behind the couch
in two seconds.

Thanks for meeting me here.

Now, what are we gonna do
to cheer up Tillie?

Um, wanna sing her
a cheer-up song?

Ooh, ooh. Can we dance, too?

- You know it.
- Good meeting.

Both:
♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Won't you
cheer up, Tilly? ♪

♪ We don't like
to see you frown ♪

♪ You've had a tough break ♪

♪ But we'll do what it takes ♪

♪ To turn the day around ♪

[ giggles ]

♪ There's nothing
quite as smelly ♪

♪ As a stinky monster-shoe ♪

♪ But I will go out joggin'
with it on my noggin ♪

♪ If it means I'll get
a laugh out of you ♪

♪ I'll use a chicken
as a phone ♪

♪ Stand on my head all day ♪

- ♪ I'll wear a wig ♪
- ♪ I'll kiss a pig ♪

♪ To make your frown go away ♪

♪ We'll dance
until we're dizzy ♪

♪ We'll juggle for a while ♪

♪ Your sitters
will do anything ♪

♪ Yes, we will do anything ♪

♪ To make... ♪

♪ You... ♪

♪ Smile ♪

♪ Ta-da ♪

Maybe it needed
a bigger ending.

♪ Ta-da ♪

[ sighs ]

Didn't you like
our song, Tillie?

Uh-huh. Tillie like it a lot,

but... Tillie still sad.

Tillie really want to go
to Monster Mountain.

Oh, I know!

Wanna go outside, Tillie?

Outside? OK.

Great idea. Let's go.

[ cheers ]

Tillie! Let's play with you car.

I'll drive it over to you.

[ grunting ]

Have to put my leg over here.

[ grunts ]

Or maybe if I just

squish down a little-- Ooh!

[ laughing ]

Roy, you're too big.

Ya think?

[ grunting ]

[ giggles ]

Tillie's turn to race.

Vroom!

[ grunting ]

[ sighs ] Tillie's boot
doesn't fit.

Don't worry, Tillie.

We can find something else

that's fun for you to do.

[ gasps ]

Tilly play in sandbox?

I don't think so.

You might get sand
in your boot.

Um... Tilly run in sprinkler?

Hmm. I don't think we
can get your boot wet.

Aww.

[ gasps ]

- Tillie play in treehouse?
- Sorry, Tillie.

You can't climb up there
with your boot.

Aww. Tilly can't
do racing with boot

or treehouse with boot

or go to Monster Mountain
with boot.

Tilly can't do anything
with boot!

- [ crying ]
- Uh-oh. Monster-meltdown!

- [ crying ]
- Aww, Tillie.

I know you're sad,
but it'll be OK.

♪ Take a deep breath,
put your hands on your tummy ♪

♪ Fell your belly
rise and fall ♪

[ exhales deeply ]

♪ In through your nose ♪

- ♪ Out through your mouth ♪
- [ exhales ]

♪ It's not hard at all ♪

Are you feeling
calm now, Tillie?

Uh-huh,
but Tillie still sad.

Tillie really want to go
to Monster Mountain.

[ sighs ]

Psst. Roy,
what should we do?

We took Tilly outside.

We sang a cheer-up song.

Even the silly socks
didn't work!

I know. I guess nothing
sounds as fun

as a trip
to Monster Mountain.

Wait a monster-minute.
That's it!

If Tilly can't go
to Monster Mountain,

maybe Monster Mountain
can come to Tilly.

Esme, I like what
you're thinking.

Wait, what are you thinking?

I'm thinking we can build
our own Monster Mountain

right here
in Tillie's backyard!

What do you say,
Tillie?

Tillie say,
"Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!"

Then get ready. It's playtime.

[ whistles ]

First we need
to make a blueprint.

- Blueprint?
- Yeah.

It's a drawing of what you want
the amusement park to look like.

We'll use your design
to build the park.

Ooh! Tillie make blueprint.

Tilly want this and this...

Tillie finished.

Now let's make sure we have
all the tools we need.

We're gonna need tape
and scissors and glue--

Tillie got the ruler.

And I've got
the meatballs.

What? Engineers
need snacks, too.

[ giggles ]

Tillie's boot fit?

Only one way to find out.

Let's measure.

[ gasps ] It's wider
than your boot.

- You'll fit.
- Yay!

- Roy: Whoa!
- Oopsie.

I'm OK.

Ladies and gentle-monsters.

Welcome to the greatest
amusement park

in all of Monsterdale!

Tillie Mountain!

[ gasps ]

[ giggles ]

Bean bag toss!

Tillie win!

Ooh! And twirly teacups!

[ giggles ] Whee!

There are games and prizes.

- Ta-da!
- [ gasps ]

There even a Roy-go-round!

It perfect.

Tillie love it.

Don't you just love monsters?

Can Tillie ride

the Roy-go-round?

Of course.
Step right up.

And away we go!

- Esme and Roy: Whoo-hoo!
- [ Tillie giggling ]

Building our own amusement
park was so much fun.

I know!
Tillie was all, "Whee!"

And I was like, "Yay!"

And she was like,
"Again, again!"

But there's still one more game
you haven't played.

Step right up and try your luck.

Knock down all the pins
and win a prize.

OK. Here goes nothing.

- Yay!
- Yes! I did it!

Ding, ding, ding, ding!

You win a mini Roy doll.

Aww, he's so cute!

But it's not as huggable
as the real thing.

Aww.

[ both giggle ]

[ music playing ]

I've got a great idea!

We can have a monster sitter's
training day!

Woo-hoo! I can't wait!

And I don't even know
what a training day is!

[CHEERS]

♪ [HAPPY MUSIC PLAYS] ♪

-[SQUEAKING]
-Oh! [LAUGHS] Gotcha this time!

Don't give up!

[CRIES OUT]

Go Esme! You can do it!

-ALL: Esme and Roy!
-[GIGGLING]