01x14 - Achoo, Matey/Beach Bummer

[bunniefuu]

[ whistles ]

We've got a monster to watch.

♪ Who's the greatest
team of all? ♪

♪ Watch the little monsters
when you call ♪

♪ Who's that knockin'
at your door? ♪

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- [ cheering ]

♪ They're not kidding,
they're a-monster sittin' ♪

♪ And having
some monster-y fun ♪

♪ So all you monster girls
and monster boys ♪

♪ Get ready
for Esme and Roy ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ When they play,
they're going to save the day ♪

♪ And chase those
monster problems away ♪

Kids: Yay!

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- Kids: Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ In your place,
with the monster-case ♪

♪ They're gonna put
a big smile ♪

♪ On your monster face ♪

♪ They're just smitten
with monster sittin' ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Roy: Yes!

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

Esme:
"Achoo, Matey!"

OK, Roy. Hold still
so I can draw you.

Got it. Holding still.

Won't move a monster muscle.

[ expressing discomfort ]

You OK over there, Roy?

Yeah, it's just--
my nose is kinda... itchy.

Actually, everything
is kinda itchy!

[ wailing ]

It's just-- [ wailing ]

Ohhh.

That's better.

[ sighs ] Well,

What do you think?

Hey! That looks just like me.

[ both giggle ]

[ music playing ]

[ gasps ] We've got
a monster to watch.

[ music continues playing ]

Today we're watching Snuggs!

All right!

[ whirring and honking ]

- Let's go!
- All right!

[ humming ]

Here we are. Snuggs' house.

I can't wait to hug
that little puff of fluff.

- [ doorbell rings ]
- You and me both!

Both:
Hello, Snuggs!

- Oh!
- Hmm?!

You're not Snuggs, are you?

[ giggles ] Nope.

[ chuckles ]
Hi, Mrs. Muzzywump.

Hi, monster-sitters.

Thanks for coming over today.

You bet! But where's Snuggs?

Snuggs is up in his room.

He's got a bad case
of the sneezles.

The sneezles?

Those are really big
monster sneezes.

- Oh, no.
- He'll be OK.

He just needs to stay in bed.

Come on in!

And don't worry.

Only Muzzywump monsters

can catch the sneezles.

- [ sighs ]
- Good to know.

[ knocking on door ]

[ sing-song ] Oh, Snuggs.

You've got some visitors.

Esme, Roy!

[ gasps ] Snuggs, honey, wait.

A-a-a-achoo!

Oh, dear.

[ sniffs ] Whoa.

That was my biggest sneezle yet.

Remember what we
talked about, Snuggs.

The only way to get
rid of your sneezles

is to stay in bed.

- OK.
- There.

Snug as a bug in a rug.
[ giggles ]

Well, I'm off to the store
to get my little monster

some slimy noodle soup.

But I'll be back soon.

Bye-bye.

- See you soon.
- Bye, Mrs. Muzzywump.

Bye, Mommy.

Well, Snuggs, you're in luck.

I have the perfect thing
to play with

when you're stuck in bed.

[ whistles ]

Giant crayons!

Whoa. They're giant.

Is that why they're
called giant crayons?

[ giggles ] Uh-huh.

And that's why you need
a giant coloring book

to go with them.

Wow!

Check it out, Esme.

I'm gonna color
with two-- no, three--

Make that five crayons at once!

Whoa!

[ giggles ]
It was a good try, big guy.

Look, Esme. Look, Roy.

I colored my monster
flower orange!

It looks great, Snuggs,

but you're supposed to stay in--

A-a-a-achoo!

Whoa. [ sniffs ]

Now that was
my biggest sneezle yet.

His sneezles are getting worse.

Monster fact number 378:

The sneezles get worse

unless you "stay in bed."

I know it's hard, Snuggs,

but you've
gotta stay in bed

if you wanna get rid
of your sneezles.

[ sighs ] I know.

Hey, you know what always

makes me feel better
when I'm sick?

- [ monster-case whirring ]
- A big cup of gloopy juice!

Ooh! Gloopy juice!

Can I have mine
with a blue twisty straw?

You got it! [ chuckles ]

One of these,
a little of this,
some of those,

a pinch of cinnamon,

and voila!

OK, Snuggs.

Your gloop-tastic gloopy juice

is coming right up.

Actually, can I have
an orange straw instead?

Snuggs, you have to stay in--

A-a-achoo!

- [ sniffs ]
- Let me guess.

That was your
biggest sneezle yet.

Uh-huh. They keep
getting bigger.

Snuggs, that's because

you keep getting out of bed.

Roy:
The only way to get
rid of the sneezles

is to stay right here, OK?

OK. [ sips loudly ]

It's just, it's so hard
to stay in bed.

Staying in bed is hard,

but your monster-sitters
are here to help!

You know what, Roy?
I think it's time

for another episode of...
[ whistles ]

Stuffed Animal Theater!

[ imitates fanfare ]

Oh, good idea!

All of your favorite
stuffed animals can be in it.

All of them?!

Uh, well, how about
some of them?

[ giggles ]

Roy:
And now,
for your viewing pleasure,

Stuffed Animal Theater
is proud to present

"The search for
the Googly-eyed Sea Monster!"

[ Esme imitates fanfare ]

Yay!

Esme: Greetings, landlubbers.

I'm the brave Captain Pinksy.

Yeah, and I'm her
first mate Wendell.

Whoa. Pinksy has
a very nice ship.

Wendell and I have
sailed the seven seas

seven times over
looking for...

The Googly-eyed Sea Monster.

[ sings sinister musical cue ]

Wow. His eyes are so... googly.

Is that why he's called

the Googly-eyed Sea Monster?

[ giggles ] Uh-huh.

Captain Pinksy,
I've spotted something.

Something googly-eyed.

[ Roy roaring ]

[ gasps ] I wanna see
the Googly-Eyed Sea Monster.

A-a-a-a...

He's gonna blow!

A-achoo!

Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

[ sniffs ] Wow-ee! That was--

Esme and Roy:
Your biggest sneezle yet?

- Uh-huh.
- OK, buddy.

Time to get you back in bed.

And this time
you have to stay put.

But-but staying
in bed isn't fun.

I want to play with
my monster-sitters and color

and see the Googly-eyed
Sea Monster. [ crying ]

Uh-oh. Monster-meltdown.

I know you're frustrated,
Snuggs,

but it's gonna be OK.

♪ Take a deep breath,
put your hands on your tummy ♪

♪ Feel your belly
rise and fall ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

♪ In through your nose,
out through your mouth ♪

♪ It's not hard at all ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

Are you feeling calm now?

Yeah...

but I still don't wanna
stay in bed.

A-a...

a-choo!

Uh-oh.

You stay here,
and I'll be right back.

Roy, monster-huddle.

What do we do?
What do we do?!

Snuggs' sneezles
are getting worse!

I know, and he really
doesn't wanna stay in bed.

I don't blame him.
I mean, look around.

Roy:
Just about
everything in this room

is more fun
than staying in bed.

Wait a monster-minute.
That's it!

Maybe if we make
Snuggs' bed more fun,

he'll wanna stay in it.

Hey, Snuggs.

You like the story
of Captain Pinksy, right?

Uh-huh. I liked her ship

and her first mate

and the Googly-eyed Sea Monster.

Well, how would you like
to turn your bed into a ship

and pretend to be explorers?

Then we can go sailing
just like Captain Pinksy.

Yeah! You can be Captain Snuggs,
and we'll be your first mates.

Can we look for
the Googly-eyed Sea Monster?

Aye-aye, captain.

Get ready, guys.

It's playtime.

♪ Let's sail away,
let's sail away ♪

♪ Just you and you and me ♪

♪ We're looking
for the Googly-eyed... ♪

♪ ...Monster of the Sea ♪

♪ Heave-h*, heave-hey,
we're anchors away ♪

♪ Here's the map
to guide our ship ♪

♪ Swept the deck,
lift the sails ♪

♪ I see sharks,
I see whales! ♪

♪ Invite them along
for our trip ♪

- Come on!
- ♪ Let's sail away ♪

♪ Let's sail away ♪

♪ Just you and you and me ♪

♪ We're looking
for the Googly-eyed... ♪

♪ ...Monster of the Sea ♪

[ gasps ] Sir Cuddles
says he sees something.

There's definitely
something out there.

Could it be?

Roy:
Roar!

[ gasps ]
What'll you do,
Captain Snuggs?

That monster is
so--so googly-eyed!

- I'll do... this!
- Roy: Aww.

No one gives mightier hugs
than Captain Snuggs.

Googly-eyed Sea Monster,

would you like
to come aboard our ship?

Would I ever?!

♪ Let's sail away,
let's sail away together ♪

♪ You and me
and the Googly-eyed... ♪

♪ ...Monster of the Sea! ♪

That was so much fun!

[ both giggling ]

- A-a-a...
- [ Esme and Roy gasp ]

[ softly ] ...choo.

You know what, Snuggs?

I think your sneezles
are getting better.

Oh, yeah! But I'd
better keep playing in bed.

Uh... just in case.

[ both giggle ]

Don't you just love monsters?

Anchors away!

- Whoo-hoo!
- Ahoy!

Thisaway!

[ all giggle ]

[ Roy humming ]

That was some good thinking
back there, Esme.

Playing Sea Captain really
helped Snuggs stay in bed.

I know! I think we helped

get rid of his sneezles
for good.

Funny you should say that.

My nose has been kinda--

Oh, no!

A-a...

Gotcha.

- [ giggles ]
- Roy!

Esme:
"Beach Bummer."

Phew! It's a hot one today.

[ sips loudly ]

[ sips ]
You can say that again.

[ sighs ] I can't.
It's too hot.

Both:
[ gasp ] I know!

[ sighs ]

Nice and cool.

[ wheels squealing ]

[ machine whirring ]

Nice and cool!

[ music playing ]

We've got a monster to watch!

[ music continues playing ]

Yes! We're watching Simon...

at the beach!

The beach? I love the beach!

- Too much?
- [ giggles ] Just a little.

[ monster-case whirring
and honking ]

- All right!
- Let's go!

Whoo-hoo!

[ both laughing ]

[ honking ]

Hello.

Here we are. The beach!

Grammy Swoozle:
Yoo-hoozie-swoozle!

Esme! Roy! Over here!

Last one there
is a rotten meatball.

- Mmm. Meatball.
- [ giggles ]

Hey! Wait for me!

Esme and Roy: Hi, Simon!

Hi, Esme. Hi, Roy.

- Look!
- [ giggles ] Hey, that's us.

- Very nice.
- Oh! A real monster-piece!

[ giggles ]

Now, Sim-y's never been
to the beach before,

but I know he's
going to love it.

The sand, the sunshine--
Ah! the smell of fresh air!

[ sniffing ]

Is that stinky cabbage?

Sorry. Fresh air
makes me hungry.

Mmm. [ chewing loudly ]

Don't worry, Grammy.

We'll make sure Simon

has a great time at the beach.

Perfecto! Now,
you have fun, Sim-y,

and I'll see you
after my surf lesson.

Swooze-a-bunga!

Bye, Grammy!

- See you later!
- Goodbye.

OK, Simon.
Ready to have some fun?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, boy, you're gonna love it!

I can't wait to show you
all my favorite things to do.

Beach volleyball, anyone?

Esme and Simon: Yay!

OK, Simon. I'll hit
the ball to you,

and then you
hit it back to me.

- Ready?
- I think so.

[ scatting ] OK.

Aah!

Don't worry, Simon.
You'll get the hang of it.

Yeah. Let's give it
another try.

OK.

[ scatting ]

[ whoops ]

- Aah!
- Mine.

Back at ya!

Esme:
Go, Simon!

Wah!

[ gasps ] Simon,

are you all right?

Yes... I'm all right,

but I don't think
I like beach volleyball.

Well, that's OK.

It's lunchtime anyway.

[ whistles ]

What do you say?
Beach picnic?

Yes, please.

How was your sandwich,
Simon?

- Delicious. Thank you.
- Great.

But no beach picnic
is complete

without...
a slime-sicle.

Mmm.

Ooh! Slimey-limey.

My favorite!

- [ seagull cawing ]
- Aah!

[ sighs ] Aww.

Now my slime-sicle
is a sand-sicle.

Don't worry, Simon.

I'll get you another one.

Monster-sitter fact number 113:

We always bring
a backup slime-sicle.

- [ gasps ] Thanks!
- [ seagull cawing ]

Hey!

Do we have a backup slime-sicle
for the backup slime-sicle?

- Nope.
- [ sighs ]

I don't think I like
beach picnics.

Esme, what are we gonna do?

Simon's not having
any fun at the beach,

and I want him to love it.

Well, there's gotta be
something Simon likes to do
out here.

And we're gonna
find out what it is.

[ gasps ]

I found a shell!

I found another shell!

Ooh! I found a-- Aah!

A crab! Aah!

Let's dig for buried treasure.

Arrr!

Roy and Simon: Arrr!

Ooh! A rock.

Ah, a shell!

Ew! Seaweed!
[ exclaims disgust ]

[ Esme and Simon giggle ]

Whoa!

Aah!

I do not like
beach volleyball,

and I do not like
beach picnics.

I do not like
beach crabs!

And, most of all,
I do not like the beach!

- [ Simon crying ]
- [ gasps ]

Uh-oh. Monster-meltdown.

I know you're upset, Simon,

but I have something
that'll help.

The glitter jar.

Here. Shake it.

♪ When the glitter
starts to fall like snow ♪

♪ Take a deep breath,
nice and slow ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

♪ Watch as it settles
all around ♪

♪ And feel your body
calming down ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

Feel better?

A little, but I still
don't like the beach.

I'll just pack up my things

and wait for Grammy
to take me home.

Esme, this is terrible.

I want Simon to love
the beach as much as I do.

I know. I wish
we could show him

how much fun it is here.

W-whoa.

[ both gasp ]

Oh, no.

Sand got all over my painting.

Roy:
Hey, this sand
makes us look really silly.

[ Roy and Esme giggle ]

Esme:
I look like a bunny!

[ giggles ] You know what?

Maybe the sand painting's

not so bad.

Sand painting.

Wait a monster-minute.
That's it!

Simon, you love
to make art, right?

Uh-huh.

Did you know that
you can make art

using things from the beach?

- You can?
- Uh-huh.

Look. You can make
sand drawings.

- Wow!
- [ giggles ]

And sand sculptures
with seaweed and shells

and sticks and rocks and--

Too much?

[ laughs ]

What do you say, Simon?

Wanna make beach art?

I say yes, yes, yes!

Get ready! It's playtime!

[ surf music playing ]

♪ The beach can be fun
for a swim in the sun ♪

♪ But I think
the very best part... ♪

- Yeah.
- ♪ Is to find some supplies ♪

♪ And sit down with you guys ♪

♪ And spend the whole day
making art ♪

- [ laughing and cheering ]
- ♪ 'Cause I'm a beach artist ♪

♪ Find some shimmering shells ♪

♪ And be a beach artist ♪

♪ Put your hands
in the sand and be... ♪

♪ A beach artist ♪

[ laughing and cheering ]

♪ It warms my monster heart ♪

♪ To see you playing
on the beach and making art ♪

♪ The sand would look good
with a nice piece of wood ♪

♪ And some sparkly shells
from the sea ♪

- Yeah.
- ♪ And we'll make some bands ♪

♪ With these seaweed strands ♪

♪ Put it all together,
and you can be a... ♪

♪ Beach artist ♪

♪ Get rollin'
with some rocks ♪

♪ And be a beach artist ♪

♪ Creatin', decoratin' ♪

♪ Be a beach artist ♪

♪ Ooo-wah-ooo,
be a beach artist ♪

Wow, Simon.

I love how you
used this wood

for the crab legs.

And those shells for eyes.

Thanks. That was fun.

I think I like the beach.

I think I really like the beach!

Thank you, monster-sitters.

- Aww.
- We knew you would.

And now we can all
sit back and relax.

[ rumbling ]

Whoa! Ooh!

[ all laugh ]

Don't forget to shake
the sand out of your shoes.

Good idea.

The beach was so much fun.

Simon had a blast
playing in the sand

once he realized
he could make art with it.

He sure did.

[ humming ]

Uh, Roy?

Wow. Guess there was

more sand in my shoe
than I thought.

[ giggles ] Are you
thinking what I'm thinking?

Both:
Sand castles!

- All right!
- Let's do it!

[ giggles ]

[ music playing ]

Wow!

Hey, Simon.
Watcha watching?

It's my favorite show,
Amazing Monsters!

♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] ♪

After this episode,
I'd like for him to go outside.

Just one more episode?
Please?

We don't need TV

when we can explore
the great outdoors!

There's nothing amazing
out here.

What are we gonna do?

We've got to show Simon
that being outside

can be just as amazing
as a show.

ALL: Esme and Roy!

-That's...
-Amazing!