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01x16 - Icky Pop/Dream Submarine

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

01x16 - Icky Pop/Dream Submarine

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[ whistles ]

We've got a monster to watch.

♪ Who's the greatest
team of all? ♪

♪ Watch the little monsters
when you call ♪

♪ Who's that knockin'
at your door? ♪

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- [ cheering ]

♪ They're not kidding,
they're a-monster sittin' ♪

♪ And having
some monster-y fun ♪

♪ So all you monster girls
and monster boys ♪

♪ Get ready
for Esme and Roy ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ When they play,
they're going to save the day ♪

♪ And chase those
monster problems away ♪

Kids: Yay!

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- Kids: Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ In your place,
with the monster-case ♪

♪ They're gonna put
a big smile ♪

♪ On your monster face ♪

♪ They're just smitten
with monster sittin' ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Roy: Yes!

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

Esme:
"Icky Pop."

[ whistling ]

What ya doin', Esme?

Just watering the flowers.

At least I was...

I think the hose
stopped working.

Really?
That's strange.

Let me take a look.

[ spitting ]

Hey, I fixed it.

[ giggles ]
You sure did, big guy.

[ giggles ]

[ music playing ]

[ gasps ]
We've got a monster to watch.

[ music continues ]

Who is it?
Who is it? Who is it?

All right!
Today we're watching Tilly.

Yay!

[ monster-case whirring ]

[ honking ]

[ both giggling ]

- Roy: Whoo-hoo!
- [ Esme giggles ]

- Esme: Whoo-hoo!
- [ Roy giggles ]

Whoo-hoo! Tilly's house!

- [ grunts ] Esme!
- Hi!

- Roy!
- Hey, Tilly.

- Yay!
- [ Esme giggles ]

Aww. We're happy
to see you, too.

Hi, Esme. Hi, Roy.

Thanks for coming by.

Whoa! Lookin' good,
Mr. Plink.

Oh. [ chuckles ]
Thanks.

I'm off to see
my favorite rock band,

Stink Floyd.

I didn't know
you liked Rock music.

You bet.

Tilly and I listen
to it all the time.

- Right, Tilly?
- Uh-huh. Tilly love to rock!

Hit it!

♪ Hey, hairy monster ♪

♪ Let's screech
and let's roar! ♪

♪ Hey, hairy monster,
let's rock around some more ♪

[ both laughing ]

- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

OK, my little rock star.

I'd better get going.

- Bye, guys.
- Beep, beep. [ giggles ]

- Bye.
- Have a great time.

And we're gonna make sure

your day rocks, too.

Yup.
It'll be tons of fun.

So what do you
wanna play first?

Hmm. [ gasps ]

Tilly want to play
with bubbles.

Bubbles coming right up.

[ whistles ] Monster-case.

- Here you go, Tilly.
- Ooh.

[ blowing ]

[ squeals and giggles ]

- Good one.
- Whoa.

Pop.

My turn! My turn!

[ blowing ]

Now that's
a good-looking bubble.

[ giggles ] Pop.

Watch this. [ blowing ]

Ooh. Pop, pop. Pop!

[ gasps ] Tilly spilt bubbles.

Tilly want to blow
more bubbles.

Well, we don't have
anymore bubbles,

but we've got meatballs!

Huh? Huh? Anybody?

Just me? OK. [ swallows ]

[ gasps ]
I know something else

we can play with.

"Greetings, Tilly."

[ giggles ]
Gerty! Whoosh!

Whoosh!

Good thinking, Esme.

Thanks. Tilly always
loves playing with Gerty.

Gerty fly! Gerty fly!
Gerty-- Aah!

Gerty fly into mud!

That's OK, Tilly.

We'll put Gerty
in the washer,

and she'll be good as new.

But we'll have to wait
until she's dry

before we can play
with her again.

No bubbles and no Gerty?

Tilly not having good day.

I think I know how
to make this day better.

Snack time!

Snack time? Yay!

Tilly want slime-sicle.

Slime-sicle,
slime-sicle, slime-sicle!

One slime-sicle coming right--

Uh-oh. No more slime-sicles.

What?! No bubbles, no Gerty,
and no slime-sicles?

Everything going wrong today.

[ grunts ]

Hmm. I think I know
what's going on here.

[ humming ]

Just as I suspected.

Looks like you've got
a case of the ickies.

Tilly got ickies? No!

Not ickies!

Wait. What ickies?

That's when everything
is going wrong

and you're having
a very icky day.

Ohh. Tilly do have ickies.

Don't worry, Tilly.
I've had the ickies before,

and you know what always
makes me feel better?

- What?
- [ chuckles ]

A picture party!

[ blowing party horn ]

- Picture party?
- Uh-huh.

All you do is draw something
that makes you happy.

Like... a meatball
wearing a hat.

[ giggles ]
Now, that's good.

[ giggles ] I'm drawing
a picture of a cat...

in outer space!

He's a... "catstronaut."

[ giggles ] So,
what makes you happy, Tilly?

Bubbles make Tilly happy.

Gerty make Tilly happy.

[ sniffs ] Slime-sicles
make Tilly happy. [ sighs ]

But Tilly don't have
any of those things!

Tilly have ickies!

[ grumbles ]

I don't think
the picture party worked.

Hey, Tilly, you know what
always gets rid of my ickies?

- What?
- Yoga!

Yogurt? How that help?

[ giggles ] No, not yogurt.

[ therapeutic music playing ]

Yoga is when you do stretches

to help your body relax.

See? [ sighs deeply ]

Isn't this relaxing?

Um, Tilly not sure.

Come on.
I'll show you some poses.

This is a cow pose.

This is a dog pose.

And this is a tree pose.

[ rumbling ]

Roy, what that pose?

This is a meatball pose.

- [ giggles ]
- Wanna try tree pose, Tilly?

OK. Tilly try.

[ grunts ] Whoa.

Tilly not a tree.

How about a dog?

[ grunts ]
Tilly not a dog.

[ singsong ]
You could be a meatball.

Yeah.
Let's all be meatballs.

Be one
with the meatball.

[ grunts ] Whoa!

Tilly not a tree,
Tilly not a dog...

[ sniffing ]
Tilly not a meatball!

Tilly just icky, icky, icky!

Tilly: Icky!

Uh-oh. Monster-meltdown.

Aww. I know you're upset,
but it'll be OK.

♪ Take a deep breath,
then count to three ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

One, two, three.

♪ Now listen carefully
and repeat after me ♪

Everything will be OK.

Your ickies will go away.

Everything will be OK.

- Ickies will go away.
- Keep going!

Everything will be OK.
Ickies will go away.

♪ There we are,
nice and calm ♪

♪ Now we can move on ♪

There. Are you
feeling more calm?

Uh-huh, but Tilly
still feel icky.

Psst. Roy,
we've tried everything,

and Tilly
still has the ickies!

What do we do?
What do we do?

We wanted to give Tilly
a day that rocks,

but she's not having
any fun at all.

Everything'll be OK.

Ickies will go away.

[ gasps ] Wait a monster-minute.

That's it! Roy,
what does Tilly love to do?

Um... eat meatballs!

No, wait-- that's me.

[ Tilly tapping ]

[ gasps ]
Tilly loves to rock!

Exactly! Maybe Tilly
can rock out her ickies!

Hey, Tilly,
how would you like

to play rock concert?

Yeah! We can all be in a band
and rock your ickies away!

Tilly wanna rock!

Then get ready. It's playtime.

[ toys squeaking ]

Coming to you live
from the living room,

it's "Tilly and the Ickies!"

And here's your lead singer,
Tilly Plink!

[ rock music playing ]

♪ Sometimes it seems ♪

♪ Like nothing's gonna be OK ♪

♪ Even big monsters
feel like running away ♪

♪ When every monster-minute
has something icky in it ♪

♪ And you're having
a very bad day ♪

♪ Pick yourself up
off the ground ♪

♪ And start to dance around ♪

♪ Let's rock those ickies away ♪

Come on!

♪ Bye-bye, ickies ♪

♪ Ickies, don't you stay ♪

♪ See you later, ickies,
ickies, go away ♪

♪ Tilly spilt the bubbles
and Gerty got muddy too ♪

♪ The slime-sicles are gone ♪

♪ Now the little monster's
feeling blue ♪

♪ It can certainly be tricky
to fix a day so icky ♪

- ♪ But we all know what to do ♪
- Oh, yeah!

♪ No time to talk,
Tilly wanna rock!

♪ Let's rock
those ickies away ♪

♪ Bye-bye, ickies,
ickies, don't you stay ♪

Adios!

♪ See you later, ickies ♪

- ♪ Ickies, go away ♪
- Bon voyage!

♪ Bye-bye, ickies,
ickies, don't you stay ♪

Ciao!

♪ See you later, ickies,
ickies, go away ♪

♪ Bye-bye, ickies, bye ♪

[ gasps ]
Tilly's ickies are gone!

Thanks, Esme. Thanks, Roy.

You're welcome, Tilly.

Good night, Monsterdale!
Tilly love you!

- [ Roy giggles ]
- Whoo-hoo!

Playing rock concert
really helped Tilly

get rid of her ickies.

I know! I was like...
[ harmonizes ]

And you were all...
[ imitates guitar playing ]

And Tilly was like...
[ imitates drum playing ]

"Good night, Monsterdale."

♪ Bye-bye, ickies,
ickies, go-- ♪

Whoa! Whoa! Rock n' Roll!

[ giggles ]
Don't ya just love monsters?

- Whoa!
- Come back here, Roy!

Esme:
"Dream Submarine."

Mmm.

Hey, what ya eatin', Esme?

Fresh frizzle fruit. Mmm.

Nice and sour.

Wanna try one?

Um, no thanks.
I don't like sour things.

Come on. You might like it.

Well, OK,
but just a taste.

[ gulps ] Mmm! Whoo!

Not bad.

Mmm. Oh! Really not bad!

Ohh. I guess
I do like sour things.

[ giggles ] I guess so.

- [ monster-case playing music ]
- [ gasps ]

We've got a monster to watch.

[ music continues ]

Yes! We're watching Tilly.

Yay!

[ whirring and honking ]

[ both giggle ]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Let's roll.

[ honking ]

- Hi, Norm.
- Hey!

Here we are. Tilly's house.

[ doorbell rings ]

Esme! Roy!

- Hi, Mr. Plink.
- Hello!

Come on in, monster-sitters.

Hi, Esme. Hi, Roy. [ yawns ]

[ softly ] Yay.

- Hi, Tilly.
- Gettin' sleepy?

A little.

Yep. I think
it's almost time

for someone
to go to bed.

Is it me?
Oh, I hope it's me!

- [ Tilly giggles ]
- [ giggles ] He means Tilly.

Ohh. Well, don't worry
about a thing, Mr. Plink.

I've got a black belt
in tuck-ins.

Hi-yah!

[ snoring ]

[ giggles ]

[ whispers ] Roy.

Huh? [ chuckles ]

Welp. I'd better be
going now.

I've got tickets to see

Grammy Swoozle's new show,
"Swoozles on Ice."

- Esme: Ooh.
- Roy: Oh.

Bye-bye. [ chuckles ]

- Have fun!
- Bye, Daddy.

OK, Tilly,

let's get you
ready for bed.

- Hop on.
- Hop on!

[ Esme giggles ]

All:
Whee!

Vroom, vroom!

Tilly take bath! [ giggles ]

Till dry off!

[ Esme and Roy giggle ]

Tilly brush tooth!

Tilly wear jammies!

[ pop-up book squeaks ]

[ softly ] Tilly read story.

[ yawns ]

OK, Tilly.
Time to tuck you in.

Hi-yah.

[ giggles, yawns ]

Night-night.

Tilly:
Aah! Esme! Roy!

- What is it?!
- What's wrong?

Tilly saw quackle monster!

A quackle monster? Where?

On the ceiling!

Wait-- where'd it go?

Aww. It's OK, Tilly.

There aren't any monsters
in your room--

[ clears throat ]
Actually, there are.

- [ Tilly giggles ]
- Oh. [ giggles ]

Right. Well, there aren't

any quackle monsters
in your room.

Now, let's get you
tucked back in.

Thanks, Esme. Night-night.

[ door shuts ]

Wait! Tilly see it again!

Quackle monster is back!

Oh, that's not
a quackle monster.

It's just a shadow.

Shadow? What's a shadow?

It's a shape you see
when something blocks
the light.

Oh.

You see
a quackle monster shape

because your jacket
was blocking the light

from the window. See?

Oh. Tilly don't like when shadow

look like quackle monster.

But, Tilly,
shadows can be fun.

Right, Roy?

They sure can.

Watch this.

Tilly:
[ gasps ]
Shadow look like bunny!

Not just any bunny.
That's Super Shadow Bunny!

[ Tilly giggles ]

Super Shadow Bunny
can fly faster than a bird!

Tweet, tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet.

Faster than a plane...

[ imitates a plane flying ]

Faster than
a flying squirrel

riding a motorcycle
with rocket boosters

and a special,
super tiny jetpack!

- [ giggles ]
- Um, Esme?

- Oops. Never mind.
- [ giggles ]

But what Super Shadow Bunny
likes best of all...

is going to bed
after a long day.

Good night, Shadow Bunny.

[ yawns ]

Time for you
to sleep too, OK?

OK. [ giggles ]

Night-night, Esme.
Night-night, Roy.

- Night-night, bear.
- Esme and Roy: Bear?!

- [ Tilly squeals ] Aah!
- A bear! Aah!

- Esme: It's not a bear!
- What'd you say?

I said,
it's not a bear.

Esme:
It's just a pile of clothes

that looks like a bear

when you turn out the lights.

See?

Oh. Tilly don't like
when clothes look like bear.

Tilly, I promise there's
nothing to be afraid of.

Yeah. Especially not
while I'm here.

[ giggles ]

[ whispering indistinctly ]

Oh. You wanna sing Tilly
a night night song?

Yay!

♪ You can count on me
to be snuggly ♪

♪ And to make sure
you're all right ♪

♪ I'll stand on my head
and look under the bed ♪

♪ If it helps you
sleep at night ♪

♪ Have no fear,
your stuffies are near ♪

♪ We'll keep you safe
till morning's here ♪

♪ We'll be nice and quiet,
no, we won't make peep ♪

♪ With us around,
you're safe and sound ♪

♪ So close your eyes
and go to sleep ♪

[ yawns ]

♪ Have no fear,
your stuffies are near ♪

♪ We'll keep you safe ♪

♪ Till morning's here ♪

Nighty-night, Tilly.

[ yawns ]

[ toy squeaks ]

- [ gasps ] What was that?
- Oops.

Tilly see quackle monster
in dark... [ sniffles ]

Tilly see bear in dark.
[ sniffles ]

Now Tilly hear noise in dark?!

Tilly scared of dark!

Uh-oh. Monster-meltdown.

- [ crying ]
- Aw, Tilly.

I know
you're feeling scared,

but it's gonna be OK.

Here. Give this
glitter jar a shake.

♪ When the glitter starts
to fall like snow ♪

♪ Take a deep breath,
nice and slow ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

♪ Watch as it settles
all around ♪

♪ And feel your body
calming down ♪

[ breathes deeply ]

There. Are you
feeling any better?

Uh-huh, but Tilly
still scared of dark.

Tilly do not want
to go to bed.

- Vroom... vroom.
- This isn't good.

Tilly gets scared every time

we turn the lights off.

I know, but she
can't go to sleep

if we leave
the lights on.

What'll we do?
What'll we do?

What'll we do?

Vroom, vroom.

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

Wait a monster-minute.
That's it!

We can go for a dive!

A dive! But, Esme,

I didn't bring
my bathing suit.

[ giggles ]

Oh, you mean pretend.

Hey, Tilly,

how would you
like to take a dive

in our dream submarine?

Dream submarine?
What that?

It's a submarine we can take
to the bottom of the ocean.

And as we go deeper,
we'll make the room darker.

- Darker?
- Uh-huh.

But just a little bit
at a time

so you can
get used to it.

What do you say, Tilly?

Wanna be captain
of the dream submarine?

Yay!

Then get ready, guys.

It's playtime.

[ both giggle ]

All right, Tilly.
All aboard the dream submarine!

Wow.

[ giggles ] Dive, dive.

- Whoa.
- [ imitates waves crashing ]

The dream submarine
is underwater.

[ sonar pulsing ]

Ooh! Tilly see dolphin!

Ready to see what's down
a little deeper?

Uh-huh.
Submarine dive deeper.

Roy.

I'll just turn this off.
[ gasps ]

[ Esme and Tilly giggle ]

Silly Roy. Those just shadows.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh! Hi, turtle.

Hi, octopus. Hi, hi, hi.

It's working, Roy.

The room keeps getting darker,

and Tilly's not scared.

[ as if underwater ]
Wonderful.

Tilly wanna keep diving...

all the way to the bottom!

Aye-aye, Captain Tilly.

Huh? Tilly don't see any fish.

Why don't we try turning
the flashlight off?

Off? OK.

Ooh. Look, Esme.

Tilly see fish
and seaweed and stars...

and--and shells!

And I see a little monster

who isn't scared
of the dark anymore.

Oh, yeah.

Tilly not scared at all!

- [ Roy snoring ]
- [ Esme and Tilly gasp ]

[ gasps ] What was that?

Don't worry. [ giggles ]

It just Roy.

- Huh? I'm awake.
- [ Esme giggles ]

Night-night, Tilly.

[ yawns ]

Night-night.

[ yawns ]

That was great.

Playing submarine
really helped Tilly

not be afraid
of the dark.

I know. We were all,
"Dive, dive, dive,"

and now she's like...
[ imitating Tilly snoring ]

- Tilly: Esme? Roy?
- [ both gasp ]

Can you close
Tilly's door, please?

It too bright in here.

You got it, Tilly.

Nighty-night.

[ music playing ]

Mail! Mail! Mail!

Hey, little Fig.
Mail's here.

♪ [CHEERY MUSIC PLAYS] ♪

[GIGGLES] Fig just loves
delivering the mail.

Fig mail monster.

Okay, mail carrier Fig.

Are you ready to make
a special delivery?

Fig ready.

Special delivery for Sid!
[TOOTS HORN]

ALL: Esme and Roy!
[LAUGHING]

♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪