01x09 - Senritsu no kioku! Shura no dojji!

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"Flaming Dodgeball Girl Danko"

- "Chilling Memories and
Devastating Dodgeball!"

- Chilling Memories and
Devastating Dodgeball!

We're still early into the second match
of the Super Secret Dodgeball Championship!

It's now the Tamagawa
Dodgeball Club's turn to strike!

Let's go!

They'll pay for what
they did to Mochiko-senpai!

Defensive Formation!

Muscle Ball!

Gah?!

They fended off every shot!

Did you seriously think you'd avenge
your teammate with those weak ba*ls?

You're all too soft.
That's why you lost one of your own.

Someone you could never replace.

Morning.

Whoa, check out how strong she is.

She must be the American transfer student.

Good morning!

G-Good morning...

Damn, she spoke in English.

I was so nervous.

What gives? They didn't have to be
all jittery over a simple greeting.

Morning!

Morning!

Morning!

Y-Yeah. Morning...

Mochiko-chan!

She's adorable!

Hi everyone!

She sure is popular.

Who does that fatso think she is?

Seriously! She makes eyes at everyone!

"Fatso" "Stupid" "Octopus" "Oink"

Oh dear!

Man...

This is also on her for being oblivious.

Let's hide her lunchbox this time.

She could use a diet.

They're still at it.

Come to think of it, she always
seems happy when she eats.

Cut that sh*t out!

N-No one asked for your opinion, outsider!

You wanna be bullied as well?

You, bully me?

Just try and do it!

Oh, crap!

M-Mochiko?

Are you okay?

Hope you aren't hurt.

W-We're fine.

Fine, my a*s!

Don't you have something
else to say to her?!

Um, Suzy-chan, was it?

You should control your temper.

Excuse me?!

Well, you should show your temper!

It's because you brush
everything off that they-

I see, you were upset for my sake.

Huh?!

Well... yeah.

That makes me so happy!
Thank you, Suzy-chan!

It's... nothing.

Come on.

Let's have lunch together!
I have plenty of food to share!

Wait a minute! You're inviting them?!

Of course. You're welcome to join, too.

Why would you after how mean they've been?

How can you keep smiling like that?

Because everything's
more fun when we're together!

You're something else, you know that?

Let's dig in!

Now you're crying? That's just pathetic.

You call yourself a
super dodgeball player?

Valsalva Maneuver...

expl*sive Breathing!

Suzy-senpai!

These breaths push my body's internal
pressure and heart rate to the limit,

allowing me to make
the best of my muscles!

Say what?!

Exploding Shot Put!

This one seems like bad news!

Defensive Formation!

Ultra Muscle Ball!

Gah!

Bring it!

They stopped short of
falling off the edge!

That was pretty good!

But we have to uphold
the USA's global dominance!

Losing isn't an option!

This isn't over!

I'm not done!

There's more!

More! More! More!

More! More! More! More! More!

Have some more!

Is... Is she trying to send them
into the magma?!

Well, well.

She's willing to live with
the consequences in the name of revenge!

Suzy-senpai! They'll die if they fall!

So what?!

I'll become the Devil himself for Mochiko!

Down to the last ball.

You're finished!

You have to stop, Suzy-senpai!

Shut the hell up!

Shut the hell up!

Oh my, you look frightening!

You're much cuter when you smile.

How can I smile with
all these enemies around?!

Enemies?!

I know what needs to be done!

I'll keep you safe, Suzy-chan!

What are you doing?

There we go! You look much better!

Yeah, that's what she'd say!

Because everything's more fun
when we're together!

The whole team's falling!

She shot them right into
the audience stand!

That counts as a win, right?

No more grudges, no more hurting!

You can thank Mochiko
for being a pacifist!

Th-They've been wiped!
The Tamagawa Dodgeball Club wins!

Suzy-senpai!

I did the right thing. Didn't I, Mochiko?

We were spared on top
of being taken out...

This humiliation is worse than death!

We totally lost this game,
and the blame falls on me, the captain!

I'd rather not live in disgrace!

What do you mean?!

I'll pay for this loss with my life!

No way!

The defeated captain, Zoe,
has chosen to dive into the magma!

Captain!

We can't let her take the fall alone!

Go!

We're right behind you!

What?!

But... why...

Whatever transpires down here
must never be spoken of once you leave!

The public might think
super dodgeball is a dangerous sport!

What the heck?! People have died!

Yeah! We lost Mochiko!

Guys!

Hi!

M-Mochiko?!

Mochiko-senpai!

The magma used in
the death match was a hologram!

Air cushions were prepared
to pad their fall.

Mochiko!

Careful!

Oh dear.

Mochiko, you're alive!

Yup! I'm right as rain!

So are the Buffaloes!

Did you know the magma was fake all along?

Damn right we did!
Don't underestimate the CIA!

Anyway, how was I?

I carried myself like a true samurai!

Samurai shows are the best!

Amazing!

Gather around.

Why don't we all have tea
now that the match is over?

Thank god...

Mochiko!

I'm so glad you're alright!

Oh you, Suzy-chan!

I admit that I didn't take you
guys seriously enough.

I apologise for riling you up!

Och, my blood ran cold for a moment there.

That was bonkers, aye!

You're up against the Black Armors next.

They're a bona fide threat.

Watch yourselves!

We will!

"Flaming Dodgeball Girl Danko"

We're at the much awaited finals!

This naturally calls
for another special arena!

Wh-Where is this?

Deathly Land's super dodgeball stadium,
The Dodgebeast's Sandpit!

Super dodgeball had to go underground
after being deemed too risky.

We want you to eliminate
the stigma and bring it out of hiding!

Hear, hear!

Who are they?

They're the sponsors of this championship.

Their funding is what allowed
the finals to be streamed worldwide.

Should you successfully show
how wholesome these games are,

super dodgeball will regain its glorious
reputation as the world's number one sport!

So that's why we're back on the surface!

- "NOPE"

- Danko-chan,

- if super dodgeball
becomes publicly accepted,

- the principal will change her mind!

Ooh!

C'mon guys! We gotta do this for the club!

Okay!

We'll defeat them in your place!

Aye!

The Dodgebeast's Sandpit.

In ancient times, sand was laid out
in battle arenas to absorb spilt blood.

The word "arena" itself
was derived from said sand.

Really?

Then we ought to let this arena
have its fill of blood.

Without further ado,

let the Super Secret
Dodgeball Championship finals

between the Tamagawa Dodgeball
Club and the Black Armors begin!

Yikes, they're suddenly
radiating that bad aura!

Hmph, they're just bluffing!

We're all primary
and middle school students here!

Don't let them scare you!

Hako-san, ye're mighty cool, aye!

Too bad for Tamagawa.
They have no hope of winning.

The Black Armors have risked their lives
playing devastating dodgeball games.

It'd be better to keep that from
the public to keep the sport wholesome,

but overwhelming strength
makes for a great selling point in itself!

Where are we?

So many ba*ls.

You'll need those ba*ls to survive!

Godspeed!

Found our prey!

C'mon, you brats!
Dodgeball is a matter of life and death!

Or will you value your
lives and surrender?

Your choice!

I can't let my teammates die...

We surrender!

Then get on your knees
and beg for your lives!

Please... Spare us!

Captain!

Atta girl.

It's good to taste defeat
and humiliation while you're young!

Better get rid of what little
pride you have left!

Runa, no!

Runa!

How dare you step on our captain!

We're next!

Keep the Captain safe!

Yeah!

No, stop!

You wanna fight?

You're in for a long night of pain!

Get 'em, boys!

Guys!

H-How...

How are we supposed
to fight back with these ba*ls?

You're the only one left.

Run for it!

S-Satsuki?!

This all happened because we fought back.

Please, you have to run!

Still strong enough to stand, eh?

I'll have to be punish you some more!

W-We're so dead.

Satsuki!

My teammates!

We're screwed!

I must save them!

It's k*ll...

or be k*lled!

Which team are we destroying next?!

Team? What team?

We hunted every team there is here!

Damn right we did!

This is a matter of survival.

We won't last unless we keep on fighting!

Well done on surviving, Black Armors!

Your next b*ttlefield will be the Super
Secret Dodgeball Championship!

We will survive!

Line up!

I'm Nishi, head referee of the
New Super Dodgeball Federation!

I promise to be impartial
with my judgement!

Wow, this feels like an
official tournament!

They have to play by the book
for a global audience.

Good luck, Tamagawa!

You got this!

They have no hope against survivors
of that carnage like the Black Armors!

It'll be an insta-k*ll!

They're so sure that we'll lose!

Don't mind what the audience thinks!

Captain Hako?

I'll change the atmosphere!

"Begin"

The tip-off will determine who goes first.

I won't let you have it easy, pipsqueak!

Ready.

Go... Fight!

Too easy!

The Black Armors have the ball!

I-I took pity on the poor girl!

Captain Hako, behind you!

She's amazing, aye!

That's it! That lanky freak has got to go!

Okay!

Nope!

Can't touch me!

She knows where the shots are coming from!

It's like she has eyes all over her!

How does she do that?

I bet she's so chicken
that she can detect danger early!

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

She isn't entirely wrong!

I don't need my eyes to know the timing
and direction of whoever means me harm!

Wh-Wh-What is this?

Does she actually want to k*ll me?!

Watch out!

Hayami!

Why'd you space out for?!

S-Sorry.

I'll take it from here!

Let's do this!

She's fast!

You're a sitting duck in the air!

Tempest Shot!

Runa!

No k*ll!

Darn, she almost had her!

Still, this is promising!

We just gotta keep attacking!

H-Hey, not bad...

Could they actually defy all expectations?

Heck yeah!

They got this!

It won't be long now...

The roof is closing?!

Fair Play Time is now on hold!

Cut the public stream!

"Stream has ended.
Watch the rest here! Paying members only"

Why?

-Yes!
-Sh-Shiratori-sensei!

Hey ref, what's going on?!

Gotta stick by the rules unless
we want the match to end right away!

The plan is to gain global attention
by presenting a sportsmanlike game,

all while orchestrating a bloodbath
away from the public eye!

This is how we turn super dodgeball
into our golden goose!

Everything we do
is to revive super dodgeball!

We'll stop at nothing to
bring back the golden age of the sport!

From here on, it's Danger Time!

Danger Time?

What's going on?!

The heck?!

Now...

Let the hunt begin!

Next time, on Flaming
Dodgeball Girl Danko:

Survive the Danger Time!

I'm going all out!