02x07 - The Wedding Dance

[bunniefuu]

You're still frozen
on this website.

What's...

"Find-a-family"?

I'm trying to find
my father.

It turns out
he's alive, man.

My mom's lied to me
my whole life.

Your mom's behind you, "g."

[ Loudly ]
Turns out he's alive.

My mom's lied to me
my whole life.

You know, even though
he left us,

I miss your dad, too.

You know what I miss the most?
The cheating.

No -- the boozing.

No -- the knocking me up at 17
and then leaving me.

Mmm.

This isn't about you anymore.
This about me and him.

But if that
really hurts you...

Well, then,
that's just a bonus.

Hey...

You're never gonna find him,
but if you do...

Tell him I want
my virginity back.

If he gives it to you,
what are you gonna do with it?

I'm gonna give it to anyone
who's man enough to take it.

George, George...
Did you hear about frank?

What?

The wedding's two weeks away.

He took down the flyers
for the reception.

You're kidding me.
No.

Yo, frank, what happened to the
flyers for the reception?

Ah...

It's off, man.

Oh, I'm sorry.
That's okay.

But you really dodged a b*llet
there with Cathy.

She's been with like
half the guys in the factory.

Is the wedding off
or just the reception?

Just the reception.

You mind if I change
the subject?

No, that would be
good for me.

So you gonna have a party?

I mean, you can't have
a wedding without a party.

Yeah, well, I kind of
ran out of money,

so we're thinking of having
the reception at the ihop.

But since we can't afford
to rent it,

we're just all gonna try to
eat there at the same time.

Listen...we've worked
together a long time.

I've known you a long time.
Let me help you out.

I've got a big backyard.

You can have
the reception there.

Really? You mean it?

Oh, thanks a lot, George.
Cathy's gonna be so excited!

I hear all it takes
is a wine cooler.

You know,
I'm just a single guy,

but you should've
asked Angie first.

I mean, I'd have to ask my mom
if I was gonna have people over.

You know Angie.
She loves helping people.

All right...

Hey...why don't you ask ginger
to the reception?

This is
your big chance.

I-I-I don't know
if I can do it, man.

She's so
out of my league.

Yeah, she's out of
your league but...

Your league's
full of ugly girls.

Go for it.

[ Thinking ] Oh, ginger.
She's so beautiful.

Ernie, be cool.
Win her with words.

So...

You've got a Twix.

Yeah, it's a chocolate-covered
cookie with caramel inside.

[ Thinking ]
Why did I just say that?

Everybody knows what a Twix is.

Bring up the wedding!
Bring up the wedding!

Are you gonna...

Eat both of those?

No. One's for later.

He's got such cute ears.

Why is he just standing there?

Maybe he's gonna ask me out!

Do it! Do it now!

Are you going
to the wedding?
Yeah.

Me too.

All right! I got a date!

Wow...put some honey
on those biscuits!

Okay, we'll put
the buffet table over here.

We're gonna need a lot
of chairs so --

we'll borrow them from
the plant.

And we'll put up
a sheet right here,

and we'll make this
like the vip area.

All that will be
general admission.

Okay, dad, time for the dog
to get his shot.

Whoa...what's wrong
with your dog?

What makes you think there's
something wrong with the dog?

He's got diabetes,
and he can't walk.

Angie bought him
off some homeless guy.

So does he have a name or...

You guys, you know, waiting to
see how this thing plays out?

Help me distract the dog.

[ Talking gibberish ]

As a woman, I try not to
feel superior,

but you guys
make it really hard.

We were helping dad
give the dog his shot.

Hey, Angie, you hear
frank's getting married?

Oh! You and Cathy are finally
tying the knot.

Congratulations.

Honey, frank's a little
tight on cash

so I said he could use the
backyard for the reception.

I hope that's okay.

Are you kidding?
Of course that's okay.

You have Cathy call me.
We'll work out the details.

It's gonna be great!

Thank you so much, Angie.
Sure!

Come on, we're gonna be late
for the bachelor party.

I had my mom go to the bank
and get me some singles.

She thinks I'm spending all day
at the arcade. [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

You know what, man?
Either way, that's creepy.

Sorry I didn't ask you first.
We're good here, right?

We're good.

Know what I love about you?
You're always there for me.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Actually, I think this is
gonna be kind of fun.

You know, me too.

You know what?

This will be
a great time for us

to finally do
a little dancing.

Angie, you know
I don't dance.

Come on,
this is different.

It's gonna be in our own house,
our own backyard.

You'll be comfortable.

Angie, that's easy for you.
You're Cuban.

You got dancing
in your blood --

salsa and merengue.

I'm Mexican.
Our big dance is around a hat.

Okay, fine. No dancing.

We still good?

We're still good.

But would it k*ll you
to give me just one dance?

I thought we were good.

We're good.
I'm just asking.

Doesn't sound good.

Well, it doesn't feel good
having a husband

who won't dance with you.

Angie, I thought we had
an agreement.

What agreement?

You don't make me dance,
and I don't make you...

Chop the morning wood.

Okay...

Tomorrow morning.

Hey, wait, that's not fair!

Why not?

Because I don't want to dance.

Well, I do,

and I have for 16 years.

What happened 16 years ago?

Oh, we got married. Right.

But why is this all
coming out now?

Because two strangers are gonna
have their wedding dance

in my backyard
when I never had one.

But that was long time ago.
I thought you were over that.

I tried to get over it,
but I can't.

I just wanted that
one moment at our wedding

when everybody looks at us
and says, "look at them dance.

They're gonna be
together forever."

You know, dancing doesn't
keep people together.

Jennifer Lopez --
danced, divorced.

Michael Jackson --
danced, divorced.

Elizabeth Taylor --
danced, divorced.

Danced, divorced.
Danced, divorced --

hip replacement --
danced, divorced.

I just wanted one stupid dance
with my husband,

but obviously you're not
gonna give me that,

so I give up!

So are we good?

[ Intro to w*r's "low rider"
plays ]

♪ All my friends
know the low rider ♪

[ Drunkenly ]
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪

♪ you ain't never gonna
keep me down ♪

♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪

♪ you ain't never gonna
keep me down ♪

♪ I get knocked down... ♪

♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪

♪ you ain't never gonna
keep me down ♪

all right!

We're gonna get my stash
of Cuban cigars,

we're gonna smoke 'em,

then this bachelor party's
officially over,

and I'm driving you guys
the hell home.

No, wait, come on.
It's only 1:15.

Take me to
my grandmother's grave.

I want to tell her
I'm getting married.

As fun as that sounds...

The designated driver
is calling it a night.

Aw, come on, George.

You, of all people,
should understand.

You thought your dad
was dead.

My grandmother is dead.

The word "dead" appears
in both sentences.

Look, I gotta get some sleep,
and you gotta get some sleep.

The word "sleep" appears
in both sentences.

Wuss!

Wuss!
Wuss! Wuss!

I'm not a wuss!

Look, I don't want to
stay out too late,

and Angie's already
mad at me.

Wuss!
Wuss! Wuss!

Wuss!
Wuss! Wuss!

All right, one more "wuss"
and I tell everybody at work

who cried when
the stripper pole-danced

to "over the rainbow."

So what are you and Angie
fighting about anyway?

Oh, she's freaking out
because like two decades ago

we didn't dance
at our wedding.

Really?

I mean, I was 20.
I was a kid, man.

I'm a lousy dancer,
and you know what?

I didn't want to look stupid
in front of my boys.

Of course not.
That's right.

I mean, there was no music in
the house when I was growing up,

and at school
they'd have these dances

that were girl's choice and...

None of the girls
ever asked me to dance.

Oh, that's terrible.

That sucks.

And then I found Angie,

and she was this beautiful girl
who loved to dance.

And I was sure that if she
saw me and I was all clumsy

that maybe she wouldn't feel
the same way about me.

For sure. For sure.

You're right.

So we haven't danced
in 16 years,

and now she's got
all this anger built up.

But she said she'd be cool

if I danced with her
at frank's wedding.

Isn't that crazy?

You gotta dance
with her, dude.

Frank: You gotta dance
with her.

If you love her,
you'll do it.

So you guys
are taking her side?

It's not that hard,
brother.

You just gotta do this...

[ Speaks Spanish ]

You know what?

It's really not as pretty
when you haven't been drinking.

Hey, ange, you going out?

[ Curtly ] Yeah, I gotta get
some things for the party.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm okay.

Max, this is very important --

if mom comes home, let me know
before she goes upstairs.

Sure.

What you doing there?

I just want to see what kind
of music Mr. Needles likes.

Hey, you gave him a name.

Because of the shots.
That's what makes him special.

"Mr. Needles."

I guess it's better than
"Mr. Licks himself."

[ Knocks on door ]

Carmen, you up?

Max did it.

It's not about that.
I need your help.

I screwed up
with your mom big-time.

What happened?

And you gotta tell me
the truth.

I don't care how bad it is.
I can handle it.

I didn't dance with your mom
at our wedding.

Drama. I need more drama.

Carmen...

[ Dramatically ]
I have never, ever danced

with your mother before...

And at frank's wedding,
I am gonna dance!

And I want you to teach me!

I like it!

She can't know
anything about this.

It's got to be
a complete surprise.

And it's got to be
the right dance for a wedding.

I can't be out there
getting my swerve on.

Dad, I got it.
Don't you remember?

What's that?

In seventh grade I was Anna
in "the king and I."

Oh, right!

I didn't sleep
through that at all.

[ Waltz music plays ]

Dad...

Gaze into her eyes
like you can see every tomorrow

and forever in them.

Okay, that's it --

no more Spanish
soap operas for you.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Okay, everybody, it's time
for the dollar dance.

Let's get the bride out here.

Guys, remember,
$1 gets you one dance.

And remember, no tongues --
not even with a $10.

Lucky -- she gets to
dance and make money.

Look at her.

She has no idea
what's gonna happen.

God, I hope
I don't screw it up.

No, dad,
you'll do fine.

This is so sweet.
She's gonna love it.

Mom, I didn't think
you were coming.

I'm just making a plate.
I'm leaving.

Please don't tell me
you cut their cake.

I cut it from the back part.
Nobody will notice.

Oh, man...

What's that?

It's from those
"find-a-family" people.

They can't find any
Manny lopezes in California --

hit a dead end.

I told you
you were wasting your time.

Look, I don't even know

if I want a relationship
with this guy.

I just wanted to see my father
one time with my own eyes.

So just forget it!

When he left,

he changed his name
to Henry Lopez for...

Financial reasons so...

Try Henry Lopez.

Oh -- I'm gonna give you one
of his social security numbers.

Thanks.

Don't thank me.

When you find him,
thank him for abandoning you

so we could share
this beautiful moment.

You can try to
make this ugly,

but we both know what
you just did was nice.

Give me a kiss.

Oh, get away from me!
Get your own piece of cake!

No, George, stop it!
You're scaring me!

Mommy!

Look at her.

She's an angel
sent down from heaven.

Perfection.

He's such a hottie.

Those strong shoulders...

That goofy, confused look
on his face...

I want him so bad!

Hey.

Hey.

So...you drove here?

Yeah.

In a car.

All right,
the dollar dance is over.

Now all you cheapskates
can get out on the floor.

[ Breathes heavily ]

[ Intro to heatwave's
"always and forever" plays ]

I'm gonna go get
a dinner roll.

I'll see you at work.

♪ Always and forever ♪

♪ each moment with you ♪

♪ is just like a dream to me ♪

♪ that somehow came true ♪

you're kidding.

Does this look like
I'm kidding?

♪ And I know tomorrow ♪

♪ will still be the same ♪

kind of.

Come on.
This is our song.

♪ 'Cause we've got
a life of love ♪

♪ that won't ever change
and...♪

♪ every day ♪

♪ love me your own special way ♪

♪ melt all my heart away ♪

♪ with a smile ♪

wow.

We move good together.

♪ Take time to tell me ♪

♪ you really care ♪

♪ and we'll share tomorrow ♪

♪ together ♪

♪ always, forever, love you ♪

♪ I'll always love you ♪

whoa, come back up!
That wasn't in "the king and I."

Come on,
let's pump it up!

No! No pumping!

[ Up-tempo dance music plays ]

Your mom's had more shots
than Mr. Needles.

Whoo!
Shake it up, baby!

Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

Oh, my god, mom's gonna be
really embarrassed about this.

Not if you don't get
the video camera.

Hurry!

Stop shaking!

[ Moaning softly ]

Wake up, rump shaker.

Oh, coffee.

Ohh.

How was the rest
of the wedding?

Oh, it was beautiful.

Especially when
you and I had our dance.

We didn't dance.

Oh, yes, we did.

Carmen taught me how to dance,
and we danced.

George,
I don't remember that.

I thought you might
say that.

[ Sweetly ] Aww...

Oh, my god.

[ Seriously ]
Oh, my god.

It gets better.

You want me to fast-forward to
the guys pinning dollars on you?

No, that's okay.

How 'bout to where
you start spanking me?

No, no.

I'm sorry, George.

You don't have to
be sorry, baby.

It's my fault.

I should have danced
with you a long time ago.

Besides, we made


Thank you for understanding
what that meant to me.

I just -- I feel so bad.

We finally had our dance,
and I missed it.

It's not too late.

[ Intro to heatwave's
"always and forever" plays ]

♪ Always and forever ♪

how am I doing?
Is this okay?

George...i never cared
how good you were.

I just wanted us
to have our dance.

♪ ...a dream to me ♪

♪ that somehow came true ♪

it was worth the wait.

♪ And I know tomorrow ♪

♪ will still be the same ♪

♪ 'cause we've got
a life of love ♪

♪ that won't ever change
and... ♪

[ Barks ]

That's what i'm talking about!
Old school!