02x12 - Episode 12

[bunniefuu]

- Yulik!

I need your ring.

-For what?

-To get to Fallen Leaves

and destroy Larisa.

- Well, hold on.

(Larisa)
- You have arrived at your destination.

Get ready for a friendly
border inspection.

(clears throat)

-Who are you?

-I...

Julius.

Former Seed Keeper.

From Two Hills.

- You look weird.

Where is your shuttle?

- Ah... He was attacked.

Primates.

And dress me up.

And they threw it out.

Ditches. Diesel.

-Come on.

(tense music)

-Hello! High five.

(Larisa)
-User identification.

- You don't look like one.

"Die, you dirty primate!"

- Arnold, calm down, you have everything - primates.
- Definitely a primate!

Let me go, I'll k*ll him!
- Quiet, quiet.

Let's go to. The cook has cooked
your favorite chestnut jelly.

Let's go to.

-Arnold is injured.
He sees primates everywhere.

-Understand. It's a pity.

I can go?
-No.

We haven't finished checking yet.

Are you from Two Hills?

You can confirm that it is -

former Seed Guardian Julius?

- Wait a second, we need to talk.

So, what to say - Yulik or Gera?
-If we say Yulik, they will let him in here.

-And if we say that Hera - they won't let him in.

- Both remarks are bull's-eye.

He winked at me!
-Who? Yulik or Gera?

-What's taking so long?

-Don't pressure us!

- Answer, do you know him or not?
-Of course we know!

-Another thing. Show him his room
and educational film.

-Keepers, of course, are deprived of the mind,

but in Two Hills they are the dumbest.

-From the road!
-Hooligan!

- Settle down here, primates!

Relax here! Ugh!

You would have caught me in the First Apple!

(Hera)
- Guys, where are you from?

We were written off for incompetence.

-After the Guardian Games
found in our seed

mouse herpes.

And how did you get here?

No, it's a long story

related to my grandfather's Larissa
and grandmother Rada.

And in general, everything is very confusing.

Thanks for not telling
and then I'm already confused.

-Guys, where is Larisa's main server?

You will learn about this from...

- Lucius, from what?

- Educational film.
-Thank you.

- Larissa, turn it on.

-This is the 32nd time I have watched this educational film.

and every time I learn something new.

(Larisa)
- Hello, former Seed Keeper.

Welcome to the boarding town
Fallen Leaves.

Here are the Guardians of the seed,
who have done their duty

find the well-deserved peace and harmony.

In our boarding house the principle is used
soft hazing.

Young retirees take care of the elderly

and then exploit
newly arrived young.

Former Guardians will be rewarded for all hardships,
which they endured in the service.

Cholesterol food? Please!

High sugar candy?
Easily!

Foul language? Yes, how to do it.

Also available to you
empty room.

In Fallen Leaves you will meet
not only carefree old age,

but you will also gain eternal youth.

(penetrating music)

- Is he dead?

(Larisa)
-Of course not.

In Fallen Leaves is
Larisa's main server -

well with liquid information,

where right now Larisa will dissolve
the physical shell of the Guardian

and digitize his consciousness.

Ready! Now this lucky guy
will live in the cloud

forever young and healthy.

- I'm 55 again!

I'm young again!

Woo-hoo!

-Can I go to the cloud too?

(Larisa)
-It's too early.

You are not yet 120 years old.

In the meantime, you can only envy him.

Fortunately, in Fallen Leaves this is allowed.

Don't worry.

Larisa will digitize it.

Your cap will be waiting for you in the cloud.

-So.

I urgently need to get to this well.
-How urgent?

Just do not have time to blink an eye -
and already 120.

- Lucius, I won't live.

- Well, then you need to find yourself a grandfather.

-Only grandfathers are allowed to go to the well.

And their escorts!

-And which grandfather is free?

-Fine!

You'll miss!

You miss. Boo!

Throwing like a primate son!

Mazila is crooked!

- From free grandfathers ...

-Wherever you look, there are only flawed people around!

-...only Arnold.
But he doesn't let anyone near him.

But they don't really want him either.
If I were you, I wouldn't go near him.

He hates primates.

Well, I'm Julius.

-Let's get into the Two Hills
through this hollow in the river. We'll hijack the shuttle.

And on it we will break into the Fallen Leaves.

Let's throw off the virus and c*ck this skin.
-Lariska controls the shuttles.

- Did you mean Zoya?
“Mom, stop it, now is not the time.

- Has anyone seen Hera?

-I have seen.

He took two baskets this morning and left.
-Where?

-In the forest.
-What for?

- So, let's get down to business.

What if we take...

big brick and...

Well, throw in the options.
Brainstorming, huh?

- Me, as an opinion leader,
many people ask

why am I silent about the situation in the city

and how soon the new "Lily of the valley"
will go on sale.

I answer the main question.

Due to the iron dome of the supply of new
"Lilies of the valley" from Noisy Waters is not expected.

But they say that from Curly Birches
are still being brought.

About the situation in the city.

Gathering in the square

and I call the mother of the city
for a heart to heart conversation.

-The ditches are crooked!

Do you know why these

sent early retirement?

-Well?

-Because they're contagious.

Confused with primates.

-Ugh!

I didn't like these bits!

-Julius.

-Arnold!

You're from Two Hills, too, aren't you?

Is it contagious too?

-Not really.

I'm just one primate

I broke my leg in 13 places.

So I was exiled - for aggression.

(laughs)

And so - I'm even the air alone
I can't breathe with them.

- Yes, they... They are very smelly!

-Give it, please.

-Take your microbial ditch yourself!

(quiet)
- Calm down, he's not real.

Let's get out of here, now...

puke.

(laugh)
-Here's another one.

What should be thrown to a drowning primate?

-What?

- His wife!

(laugh)

-Exactly!

Homies - wow!
-Yes.

- Do you want me to tell you?

why i hate primates?

-Why?

-It was the dashing 2090s.

There were no protective domes yet,

and our cities were constantly attacked
primate groups.

It is now all mattresses.

And before -

passed the seed in the morning,

and in the afternoon you already patrol the borders.

A flock of these jackals ambushed me.

stripped

naked.

And they made me run home.

Under rain!
-Ditches!

-It was October.

Such a harsh October.

Plus eight.

All in all...

I froze a little.

And he could no longer serve society.

-Yeah.

You took a sip of diesel, of course.

- Since then, I dream of getting even
with at least one primate.

It looks like my dream won't come true.

It's time for the cloud.

-Now I want to k*ll

some primate.

You speak so colorfully.

-Rhetoric courses.

You! You will fulfill my dream!

-I?
-Yes, you.

I see - you and I are from the same apple tree.

Continue my work!

- Yes, I would love to.

someone's Adam's apple tore out.

Yes, but where can you find a primate.

-Once a year

we are taken on an excursion to Balashikha.

- Balashikha.

(disturbing music)
-Well, yes.

Here.

Got it in a knitting class.

When you meet a primate

stab him right in the heart!

This is their weak point.

-With pleasure.

- It's decided.

Take me to the cloud

-I'll be honored.

-Zoos were banned a long time ago,

and we sit like animals in cages!

-Yes! -Yes!
- Yes, I feel like a porcupine.

- Now disperse.

You are violating the lockdown.

-All conversations from the heart
moved to city chat.

- You don't answer there.

Although all messages have been read -

with two blue apples.

-Yes! -Yes!
-Yes!

-Iya, you have clear signs
mouse neuroherpes.

And everyone who agrees with her.

-What, did you want to go to a mental isolator?

I will put you all.

-Girlfriends! Do not be afraid.

Everyone is not transferred.

(dark music)

(Larisa)
-Attention, dear Guardians!

Now there will be a solemn loading
Arnold to the cloud.

How we have all been waiting for this!

Hera did it!
- Julia.

(tense music)

- Well, Arnold.

Thank you for your service.

-Who are we?

-Keepers!
-Who-who?

(together)
-Planets parents!

- Easy loading, Arnold.

Arnold...

What are you doing?

Let me go please
I'm still too early for the cloud.

-Do you know what first caught your eye?

Your jagged teeth.

Then - an oblique eye.

Freak.

And when you said "BalashIkha" -

I was finally convinced: you are a primate!

My dream will come true.

I'll take you with me.

And I will mock you there! Forever!

(Larisa)
-The level of aggression is exceeded.

I'm calling security.

- You can't escape, primate!

They don't call me Iron Arnie for nothing!

- Iron, but not everywhere.

-A-ah-ah!

(shouting)

(Larisa)
-What is this? Virus detected.

Ah-ah-ah! Virus detected.

(in a distorted voice)
Virus detected.

No-o-o!

And you were hoping to k*ll me with that junk?

familiar code.

Who are you?

Where did you get this virus from?

-Found. In the forest.

-Lie.

Where is Vitalik? Is he still alive?

-No...

There was a skeleton, and in his pocket...

was a flash drive.

-I watched all Russian films.

I feel fake from a mile away.

Bring Vitalik to me.

Otherwise

I will burn all your cities.

- Stop!

Hands up!

- Friends, I need to leave.
on a very important matter.

But I'll be back soon, I promise.

- You're not going anywhere.

-Don't you dare! Don't you dare instruct
on my friend their farts!

August, are you okay?

- Yes, but I really want a bainka.

(Larisa)
- Get him out of town.

- I'm sorry, friend.

but you need an order from above.

(crash of thunder)

-Here's your order from above.

(cops scream)

Go and bring Vitalik to me.

-And we'll see to it that he brought Vitalik.

-Ready.

I reprogrammed Elena's ring.

Artist!

You are now the Seed Guardian Aristotle.

- I'm Aristotle.

Ah, men...

Of course, I understand that I am the most beautiful.

But this does not mean that the most daring.

-All clear.

You are not Aristotle.

You are an Obdrastotel.

(everyone laughs)

-Hera found a whole meadow of mushrooms in the forest.

He said he would collect for two days.
And I will wear.

- My grandson collected toadstools?

- Yulik!

Where is Gera? What did you do with it?

- Speak up, as*h*le.

-He's gone to Fallen Leaves.
-What?

And you didn't stop him?

He might die there!
-This selfish

chose momentary glory instead of
to stay here and protect you.

Like a true friend.

Maybe I'm selfish

but it didn't fizzle.

-Hera!

-Well? Well?

Well, did it work?

- Not quite, grandpa.

Larisa - well, which is Zoya -

waiting for you in Fallen Leaves.

Or she will burn all the cities.

-Clear.

- Serezha...
-A?

-Something Larisa in Russia is buggy.

Well, try to fix it.

-Thanks for the good advice.

(Polnalyubvi - "The Girl and the Sea")