02x13 - Episode 13

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-A-ah-ah!

(Larisa)
-What is this? Virus detected!

Ah-ah-ah! Virus detected!

(in a distorted voice)
Virus detected!

No-o-o!

And you were hoping to k*ll me with that junk?

Bring Vitalik to me.

Otherwise

I will burn all your cities.

-Yes, it's clear.

So the virus only hurt her, didn't k*ll her.

-Like a sea battle!

- Turns out she

constantly evolving?

-Well, yes. She's smart to me.

-Crazy.

-Like all women.

-Lariska can really burn the city?

Together with my Uvochka?

- Yes, she is a policeman with me.
shook with lightning.

- I have to evacuate.
residents of the Two Hills for the dome.

And warn the rest of the city.
-OK.

I have to go.

-So what are you going to do?
Captain Russia?

- I'll try to buy time.
I'll talk to her. Humanly.

She's not human, you fool!

- Zoya, honey. I made this mess
me and disentangle.

- What a beautiful expression!

-Come on, grandfather, kick her in the a*s!

- Well, guys!

Then all in Two Hills!

(All)
-Yes!

Muscovites are people too!
-Yes!

-Then go ahead!
-Yes!

We have one problem...

It's a bit tricky with weapons.

-Ah... Nothing. We'll get through
to the Museum of the Patriarchy,

There is an exhibition called "Domestic Violence".

- No, Rada. You and your mother will stay here.
This is not discussed.

Look after them.

Please.

-What's the plan?

Do you want me to catch carp for roast?

-Where's grandma?

(wheels rustling)

- Stop!

Grandmother!

f*ck off, I'm watching you!

Glad!

Why didn't you leave?

Elena said you can't do it alone.

By the way, where are Rada and Zoya?

-Oh!

How I love pork knuckle!

Almost the same as you.

My boar!

-And I you

my fly agaric!

- Larissa, I don't understand!

It's a mental prison
Or is it a mental spa?

Why is he not tormented by pangs of conscience?

(Larisa)
- I'm afraid he has no conscience, friend.

That is why he is so happy.

He is happy and you are not. Ha ha ha!

- Larisa, what's going on with you today?

- Listen, knight. Why are you doing this?

-There police officers are like sh*t behind a bathhouse.

And they have these pistols. Mosquitoes.

- Don't worry, August knows the way.
fight them.

-If you get hit by a sleeping pill dart,
just don't fall asleep.

Be patient, no matter how your eyes stick together.

- I'll show you now.
where you can swim under the dome.

-Are you going to swim in clothes?
Or are you still undressed?

-Animal.

-What did I say?

-I understand. It could seem,
like I kidnapped you.

(Rada mooing)

In fact, I'm saving you.

From murine neuroherpes,
with which Hera infected you.

Nothing. Belarusian wastelands will cure you.

We will plant flax to make clothes.

Also, lentils. To make beats.

(Rada hums angrily)

What?

Yulik, I understand very well
what do you feel.

You are my friend.
You are an amazing friend, but I love Hera.

We can't do anything with you.
Please understand me.

-Then let's go back.
-Yes?

-Yes. I will k*ll Hera

and you will have no one to love.

(mooing)
- Yulik! Do not do it, Please!

-Glad!

-I think...

Rada just wants us to look for her!

Hide and Seek. Very popular game
in Two Hills.

And you're dealing with a champion.

Summer Cup.

Well hello Rada!

-Glad!
-Gotcha?

(gasp)

Who is this purple man?

And why did he paint his face?

- For intimidation.

Glad!

(energetic music)

- Zoya?

Zoya, are you there?

- Hello, Vitalik.

- You're right...

You are just like the real thing.

-And I am the real one.

Real... real... real...

Vita... ta... ta... Hi, Vitalik.

Real...

Hello... Real...

- Seryog, this is not a glitch.

The code crashes. Apparently a virus.

-Dike...

- Mom, who voted for the rain?

-Nobody. Still in a mental isolation.

Larisa, did you turn on the rain yourself?

(Larisa)
-It's not raining. These are my tears.

-What with her?
- I'm sorry, friends. Small glitch.

I swear by the apple, everything will be all right.

(apple crunch)

-And your primate looks happy.
-Yes, I see!

-Let's load him an unpleasant scenario?

Larisa, add them some
disgusting character.

And that he ruined everything for them.
-Accepted.

What are you doing here...

are you doing? A?

Sasha! Lenochka!

Would you like a threesome?

- Yes, she went crazy today, this Larisa!

(Rat, be careful)
- Ku-ku, la-la, chi-chi, ha-ha?

(shots)

What's going on here?
-Where are all our friends?

Maybe they are in self-isolation?

- And the cops?

-A few words about the situation
for the channel "Two Hills - 24".

I think the situation...

(Larisa laughs)
- Dart, b*tch!

(Larisa laughs)

-Be patient! Don't fall asleep!

I'm near!

Do you understand, Zoya?
the authorities made me give you away.

I had no choice.

-Did they force you to write a virus too?

It's all your friend.

Zoya.

But I don't hold a grudge against you.

It's you who taught me to forgive.

Yes, Vitalik.

Time spares no one.

-Ecology in Moscow is so-so.

- Spit in the well.

-For what?

-Now you know.

Spit.

Oh oh oh. I have analyzed
your genetic material.

You only have a couple of years left.

But I can help.

-So it's me.

-In the cloud you can live forever.

We can.

-And you won't burn cities?

-When you're around,

I can only do good.

We will be forever young and happy.

In the cloud, all wishes come true.

wildest fantasies

instantly take shape.

It's better than reality.

Come to me, Vitalik.

- Stop!

- Dyed b*tch!

(mooing)

Sasha, I still can't.

- Lenok, well, it's good to break.

-But the apple is a sacred symbol.

So it shouldn't get hurt.

(arrow whistle, scream)

-They k*lled me! Here are the b*tches!

- Mom, translate it.
from a mental isolator to a normal one.

(Larisa)
-Girlfriends!

And let's hang it on the main square!
Right on the apple tree.

- I don't give a f*ck about your whistles -
I have tar in my ears!

- Well, hello, Vera.

-Where is my Uva, mice?

- Calm down, Muscovites.

Calmly.

(Baron)
-God, how cool!

(sounds of kisses)

-Sasha!

- Oh, Barosha!
-Alive!

-He's alive!

-Well, of course. What did you think -
I hang people on apple trees?

-Oops...
-Ha ha! Baron is beautiful!

Now he will arrange a fry for her.

- Larissa, turn it off.

(Larisa)
-In no case!

Now it will be the most interesting!
(laughs)

- Larisa, censorship!
-I don't think so!

-As a legitimate Mother, I command you...

(Larisa)
- "I'm a mother"! Be-be-be!

(laughs)

-Where is Vera?

Have you missed her?

- Oh, so...
- You yourself distracted us, girlfriend!

-Quickly to the mental prison!

Why did you get up?

Poked mice!

(Baron)
-You're awesome!

Well, everything seems to have warmed up, right?

We pass to the main program.

So so so.

What is it? What are these squares?

-Do not you like it?

- Well... No, it's fine.

There must be a mystery in a woman.

ABOUT! Lenok.

-Sasha!
- You and me...

this was intended...

-I know.

(Hera)
-Glad!

(mooing)
-Hera? Gera! Gera!

(mooing Rada)

Hera, get out of here!
-How are you?

Why do you always do the opposite?
Yulik is here.

-Where?
-There.

Waiting to show up spectacularly.

How ugly of you, my friend!

Hera, I've never k*lled a human before.

Don't tell me where to hit
to quickly and without pain?

(decisive music)

- Myself in the testicles.

I made this porridge -

me to disentangle it.

- This phrase is out of place here.

- Lucius, you look purple.

But don't climb.

I'll deal with this worm and leave.

-What a sly one.

This worm and I will lay down in two counts.

Fight me.

Let the palms speak for us.

You are disarmed, surrender.

(engine noise)

Blood!

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!

I'm a monster!

Zoya, you understand!

On the scales my life and existence
all of humanity, you know?

Especially since I have to live,
maybe two years.

-Cirrhosis of the liver.

- Do you believe this proshmandovka?

-Vitalik,

look at her and look at me.

Isn't the choice obvious?

(Glad)
"Maybe we should go back for Lucius?"

(Hera)
Let's find help and come back!

-Hera, Yulik is running after us!

Hera, hurry up!

Hera, he seems to be behind!

Come on, come on!

Gera!

Gera!

-Let's go, Vitalik.

In the cloud we will be young and happy.

-And in your cloud

you can sit with your loved one on the banks of the Klyazma
and look into each other's eyes?

And cherish every second.

After all, it is equal to a lifetime.

- Shut up, skin.

-But the fact that?

-Die!

- Admire.

You created an ordinary hysteria.

-OK.

Then it's bad.

- No, it's not purple to k*ll you.

-Let me go!

-Hera!

-If you don't upload to the cloud,

I will k*ll Hera and Rada, burn them to hell.

- Yulik would rather k*ll them.

(Glad, crying)
- Yulik, please!

Yulik, I beg you!

Hera, don't.

Gera!

(crunch, scream)

I swear by the apple tree if you k*ll him
I will never love you!

-Yes, who will ask you, woman?

-Hera! Gera!

- She k*lled a man.

- Hera, please!

-Now everything is under my control.

I eliminated Julia.

Download to the cloud.

-Zoyka,

you was right.

I created

b*tch.

-Dive quickly.

(dramatic music)

-What are you waiting for, turn off Russia from Larisa.

-They will roll back into the oil age!
She will turn the whole world into dust!

(bolt)

-Come on, I'll hold you.

Quietly.

Hera, how are you?

-Nothing, everything heals on me like on a dog.

-Sorry Sorry.
-Glad!

We need to save the others.

-Are you crazy? You can hardly stand.

-I'm for you and my friends

mountains...

-Hera! Gera!

We got two patients.

-Hi all!

I came from Noisy Waters on an exchange.

And my name is Julius.

- I'm August.

- Did something happen to the dome?

For some reason it doesn't work.

-Girlfriends!

Muscovites!

And Guardians of the Seed!

From the Noisy Waters reported,

that our country was disconnected from Larisa.

City domes no longer work
like all communications.

We can no longer control the weather.

But don't worry.

I'm like the mother of the city...

Like the mother of the city
I am very guilty before you.

Excuse me,

I turned out to be a bad mother.

I don't know how to protect you anymore.

-Girlfriends!

In these difficult times

you will need a strong male shoulder.

And we have it.

We will take care of you.

-Heard? Will you care
about our baby.

-Well...
- For this will be sex.

-Agreed.

- Consider that now I am your mother ...

City mother.

-And I am...

Advisor.

For bad situations.

(laughter)

-And what, we will now have a patriarchy?

-Everything will be fine. Don't worry.

-Thank you, Sasha.

(alert music)

- Anatoly Yegorovich!

There with Larissa...

Problems.

-What happened again?

- Some kind of virus.

I had to turn off Russia.

(alert music)

-Well, Mishan, are we driving to Mother Russia?

Haven't been there in a hundred years.