02x01 - Drogä

[bunniefuu]

Kids, quiet down please!

Mike, get your finger outta there.

Remember what I told you
before the break?

Yes, Patrizia.

You wanted to make
the front page again

to impress Gerda, your ex.

You thought it was a good idea

to send the trainee undercover.

I'm Butterfly, the pilot.

But after the intermezzo
with the 2 Italians

Butterfly almost kicked the bucket,

while Valmira and Juni
bolted with the truck

and got help from Fricker.

You made the front page again

and even hooked up
with your number one girl, Gerda

but she also did another number.

Get us that key now!

Valmira shot more than
just her music video.

Juni found a key
in the Italian's tomato sauce

and nobody knew what it was for

or what those strange people
had to do with it.

Your fishing rod
might have been twitching,

but you really didn't expect
Patty Schnyder to show up.

You not only lost your job,

but nearly your earlobe too.

After your brother
patched you up again

you went to Butterfly
who tried to tell you something.

And when Pirmin realised
he was missing his heater,

there was a big bang.

Thanks. Excellent, Patrizia.

None of us knew at the time
that a little thing like this

could save everyone's lives.

Based on quite a few real events

Similarities with real people
are not always purely coincidental

Check out those guys.

Come!

There... Now swing your hips.

It's not that hard.

Keep still, silly.

Where did you go with these boots?

Gotta step it up,

the hen house guy just
placed a big order.

Let me try some.

Gives quite a kick, right?

Cut it properly.
Let’s do 1:10 this time,

then we'll be in the
Bahamas by February.

Why is she calling you?

You shouldn’t give your number
to our clients.

Maybe she wants to go for a drink.

With you?

Did you see how she looked at me
on the chairlift?

She almost got stuck to her seat.

Hi, Natasha, what's up?

Sore muscles?
Do you need a little massage?

- C'mon, give me the phone.
- No, Lessly's not up for it.

It's not

what it looks like, OK?

You're fine, breathe.

You help me, I'll help you.

Stop!

- Fire alarm!
- Fire alarm, everyone out.

Don't forget anyone, Anja.

Get outta here!

Check all the rooms!

f*ck!

You f*cking genius!

I knew it. It just takes
a little guts and willpower...

f*ck. f*ck!

Hey, Butterfly, come on.
Stay with us!

Butterfly. Hey!

Butterfly!

Thank god, you're back.

Butterfly, look me in the eyes.

Give me the g*n. Let it go.

You have to give me the g*n.
Let go, it's dangerous.

You idiot, let it go!

C’mon, give it to me!

sh*t!

Give me the g*n!

C’mon, you moron!

What the hell? Come back!

f*ck! I'll be back, I promise.

- Ahh you f*cking...
- I'll get you...

Sorry.

f*ck.

- Get in, quick.
- Cool.

I'm alright!

Juni, you were right.
Fricker's a f*cking n*zi.

He threatened me
and so I shot at him.

Call me back
as soon as you hear this.

I'm sorry.

Juni...

Come on, Erasmo, do it for me.

I'd not ask you for this favour

if it weren't important.

I'm sorry. I can't do anything more.

Bruno wants you to come back.
Your job's...

f*ck it!

Look at this mess.

Who keeps a loaded g*n
in their living room?

f*ck. You're such an idiot.

He threatened me
and so I shot at him.

Call me back as soon
as you hear this. I'm sorry.

Hello?

Mr Fricker?

Not too close.

Don't get too close.
Slow down or he'll see us.

He got Butterfly in a big way.
Blood all over the place.

I still don't get how he got my g*n.

- What?
- My g*n!

Where's my service g*n?

Things went down so fast,
he didn't let it go.

He really didn't give it back.
What should I have done?

You know what happens
when you give that guy a g*n!

Yeah, no lie.

These pictures will stay
with me forever.

That can't be helped now.

If we expose this story

you'll become chief and Biffiger
will never doubt you again.

He'll beg me to return.

I can see the cover before my eyes.
Red carpet,

bravery award, Edelweiss team,
fame and champagne...

Gerda'll come back to me.

But I'll stay cool.
When she comes knocking,

I'll say:
"Get in line, baby."

He's turning off.

Pirmin, left.

Pirmin, up front. Careful!
Look out, left!

There he is... Pirmin, hey!

- What's wrong with you?
- No idea.

Watch out, Pirmin. Look out!

The sideview mirror!

In the car with Pirmin that day
I thought I'd kick the bucket.

We all know
that he can't sh**t for sh*t

but that he can't drive...
Something was off.

Like I suspected, it had
something to do with narcotics.

You're sweating like a
sinner in church. Are you high?

f*ck, your pupils are huge.
What did you take?

- Ca...ca...
- Ketamine?

- No. Can't say!
- f*ck, we're so close.

Cut it out. Stay in the car.

Unbelievable!
You've let yourself go.

Out with you.
If your mom knew about this!

You used to be such a good kid.

Mr Zenklusen,

if you've come about
that matter of last week,

you've come to the wrong place.

No, I'm here about another matter.

I've discovered something.

I don't know
where else I should turn.

OK, go ahead.

I'd like to hand over this key
because it's dangerous.

- Dangerous?
- Exactly.

- What's so dangerous about it?
- Well,...

This key was smuggled
from Italy to Switzerland

in a truck full of tomato sauce.

By some stupid fluke
it landed in my hands.

I did a little research.

Keys like this were used
to detonate expl*sives.

I think the key
was brought to Switzerland

to destroy something.

I think Rinaldo Fricker
has something to do with it.

Just a moment.

The internet's
full of stuff like this.

The Nazis used to blow

all kinds of things up
with such keys.

Bridges, buildings, airports...

I think someone's planning
to do the same here.

We must be careful.

That's why I want to make sure
the key's safe.

Wait. Who do you think
is behind this?

Rinaldo Fricker. I think he's a n*zi.

For a moment you almost had me.

What drugs is he on?

Bax.

Pirmin, I told you
to wait in the car.

I gotta ask you something.

What?

I've thought about this moment often.

What the f*ck?

Your presence, your charisma,
your self-confidence,

your moustache.

Even your slight biceps.

They all make you such
a wonderful person.

I admire you as a person
and as a policeman

like I admire nobody else.

You're more than my partner,
you're my friend.

That's nice Pirmin,
but let's check...

Shush.

I want you to be
the godfather of my child.

I'm already the godfather
of my sister's kid

and It's actually quite demanding...

Don't underestimate
being a godfather in the Valais.

Presents for Christmas and birthdays,

and for Easter and St Nicholas Day.

And the way
cryptocurrencies are doing,

I'd rather invest my money there.

But Pirmin's eyes...
I couldn't say no.

Fine. There'll be presents
for Christmas and birthdays.

Forget about the Catholic
extra events like communion

and confirmation.

Now let's go get the guy up there.

C'mon!

♫ Veni Arrarat

Veni Arrarat

♫ Vidi Arrarat

- Vidi Arrarat
- Down!

Ahh sh*t...

Check out those clouds.

To all units, code 241,
Christ King statue.

We need reinforcement, now.

Watch out, he's coming.

All we asked for was the f*cking key.

Pirmin, hurry!

Wait, my back!

Diego, they just ex*cuted
the suspect up there.

I suggest we split into two groups

and storm the hill.

It's important that we all...

What are you doing here?

We pursued the suspect

who tried to k*ll Butterfly.

Boris, Clara, take Bax home.

- House arrest.
- What? What the hell, Diego!

- Enough!
- There's a sect up there.

- Pirmin! Tell...
- You're suspended.

You're lucky I'm not putting you
in custody.

And where's the pickup truck?

Damn!
Pirmin, say something!

Bax is right.

The pickup truck's gone, Pirmin!

I don't know why
you get involved with Bax.

- I think he's doing drugs.
- Drugs...

Pirmin, what happened?

Up there on the hill...

Pirmin! Jesus Christ.
What's the matter?

There's nothing on the hill.
False alarm.

Luckily the projectile
missed the main artery

by a few millimetres.

But he's lost a lot of blood.

May I ask him a few questions?

Not sure if that'll help.

He's full of morphine.
But you can try.

I'm downstairs in the cafeteria,
if you need me.

Mr Fricker?

Mr Fricker?

Valmira, why?

Brotz, from Fedpol.

What happened?

- What's the matter?
- Who shot you?

Maybe your two business partners?

Did the weed delivery go wrong?

I can't remember anything.
I need to rest.

No, please. What are you doing?

- Where's Dr Schmidhalter?
- In the cafeteria.

He'll stay there for a while.

Help me, boy!
Hello?

I found your iPad.

Now tell me why you were looking
for this key.

Thanks, Ida.

Did you draw this?

No, Mike drew that.

The boy who got
into trouble with Bax.

Can't you just leave
that boy in peace?

I don't know what I should say.

Back in the day I also
smoked a joint now and then.

But MDMA, speed,
and I don't even know this one.

Methaqualone.

Methaqualone or ludes.

The ginger had obviously been
quite a heavy user.

For someone like Pirmin,

who's dead drunk after two snifters,

a dusting of this stuff is plenty.

And you took
all those substances on the hill?

You'll be a father soon, Pirmin!

It was an accident.
The powder at the hospital...

You can explain all that
to the committee of enquiry.

What?

I want you to take some time out.

- Why? Diego!
- Look at it as an opportunity.

As of tomorrow
you're on paternity leave,

so you can prepare
for your role as a father.

But what about the sect
on the hill that we...

Forget it, we'll take care of that.

May I interrupt?
I've got something very important.

Come in, we're done here.

Juni! What's up, man?

Not much.

Wait!

I just wanted to see
what's up with you.

Look,

the music video's taking off.

We've already got over 5,000 likes
and DJ Khalid shared the video.

DJ Khalid?

Yeah.

That wasn't entirely true.
It was DJ Khalidia from Verbier.

And 5 likes were more like it.

Even our image video
on TikTok got more hype.

Ya know?

How about we hang out in Zürich
for a few days and meet some people?

What about Romi and Claudi?

Too busy for you
because they're always at the gym?

- I was thinking of you.
- Yeah, sure.

The only idiot who isn't above doing

your dirty work.

I'm done with your toxic sh*t.

It's time for some self-care.

If you're ever interested in me
for real,

you can call me.

Juni...

My God, what's he doing?

I could hardly believe it either
when I saw it.

- I'd never have thought that of Bax.
- It doesn't make sense.

Maybe he f*cked up from the start

and is trying to cover it up now.

Well, you know him.

- But that he'd go so far...
- Diego,

We have to stop him
before he does more harm.

Yes, it's me.

I have a request
on intervention level.

I need the Edelweiss
team for support.

They've always been among us.

I don't know, they may have knocked
on your doors too, kids.

They have many names.

Children of God, Raël,
Jehovah's Witnesses, Solar Templars.

Or Tom Cruise's weirdos.

They've all tried
to sell me their bullshit.

But remember one thing:

If you let the devil into your house,

love flies out of the window.

If you want to know

what the two ski instructors
wanted from Valmira,

what the Edelweiss team did
to my f*cking garage door,

what Tomba la Bomba
and I have in common,

and what Frängi likes
to stick up his a*s,

why you shouldn't eat
10 army biscuits at once,

how Pirmin's doing in his new job

and what happens if somebody's hit
with 50,000 volts,

then join us for the next episode of
TSCHUGGER.