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01x04 - True Rowmance

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Crew Girl". Aired: September 10, 2026.*
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After being disgraced by her father's financial fraud, a teen girl must escape with her mother to a small town where she ends up being the only female rower on the team at her new prep school.

01x04 - True Rowmance

Post by bunniefuu »

Okay! Remember,
this regatta is a head race.

It's 6K, long haul, not a sprint.

Doing well at the Head of the Laurence
is a barometer

for how the rest of the season goes.

Including the Haverford Cup. Okay?

Okay, come on, Eagles, let's go!

Picking up the pace
in five, six, seven, eight.

["Freak It" by Kim Petras playing]

-[heavy EDM beat thumping]
-[rowers grunting]

-[Ryder] Can you go faster?
-[Josh] Faster than you!

[Ryder] Watch me.

[Josh] We got this.

[Teagan] Feel the beat,
you guys! Keep going.

Whoo! Let's go! Come on!

[Josh] Come on, Quaid!

[Teagan] Let's go, guys!

-[Quaid] Yeah!
-[team exclaiming]

[Hayden] EDM this early in the morning?

How is this helping the boat?

You said it's my job to run conditioning.
You didn't say how.

[Crabcatcher] Out of my way!

[vomiting]

And we're done.

Would you look at that?

We might have a fighting chance
at top five at the Head of the Laurence.

-And look at you.
-I hit a new personal best lately.

-I gotta keep up with the boys.
-Are you ready for this weekend?

'Cause head races are coxswain races.

All those twists and turns on the course…
The boat lives and dies by your steering.

All good.
I'm practicing on Mario Kart. [laughs]

Yeah, I've been mapping out the course.

-I'll be ready.
-Okay.

All right, boys.

This is it.
First away regatta of the season.

-We will be packing up…
-Whoo!

…at the boathouse at 8 a.m.

…and hitting the road at 9.
Now hit the showers.

-Okay.
-All right.

-Coming, Crabby?
-Up you get.

-Come on!
-Stop!

I never thought I'd see the day these boys
would work out to your playlist.

[laughs]

You brought them together.
Good job, Coxie.

[rower] All right.

[clears throat]

-Dude, put me down!
-No!

Teagan. There's something
I want to talk to you about.

Uh, yeah. What's up?

What are you doing
after the regatta next week?

Uh, other than practice, nothing.

Hey, Teagan. Here's your charger.
Thanks for letting me borrow it.

No problem.

[Josh] You need help
tidying up or anything?

[intriguing music playing]

Josh, I think I saw
your girlfriend outside.

All right. Uh, I'll catch you later?

Yeah.

Cool.

Hey, where were we?

Dude, what's up with Josh?
He's getting friendly.

He's just being nice, and…

you know, he's really not that bad.

-Are we talking about the same guy?
-You could give him a chance.

Okay. You guys are acting different.

Is there something going on with you two?

[laughs awkwardly]

Yeah, I think
you're more interested in Josh than me.

What?

-That should be the last box.
-Wow.

You said that three boxes ago.

The Crab Shack has to get extra
when it's chowder week.

-Chowder week?
-Yeah.

It's in all the guidebooks.

They come for our fall colors.
They stay for our fishy stew.

Ew.

[both laughing]

It is kind of gross.

I'll settle up with Fran.
Meet you at the car.

Sounds good.

[man] I need more ice. More ice.

Who is he?

Matt? He's an old friend of mine.

Jim put his back out,
so he's giving me a helping hand.

Nice hands.

-The rest of him is even nicer.
-Oh, my goodness, Fran!

I am married.

Didn't stop your husband
from running out on you and your girl.

Uh, well…

A bit more complicated than that, but--

All I know is that man just carried


Keep holding on to something complicated,

you'll miss something
that makes a whole lot more sense.

Thanks.

[lively music, party chatter]

[laughing]

She can't do that.

I mean, let's…

-[Josh] There they are.
-[Ryder] There they are.

[Josh] Hey.

[Ryder] You look beautiful tonight.

Thank you for noticing.

Water's up!

-Pasta incoming!
-[Teagan] Go! Go.

[Noah] I'm starving.

[Teagan clears throat] Thank you.

Why am I being assaulted by sad linguini?

It's a crew tradition.
We carb load before the regatta.

Just follow my lead, okay?

All right! Everybody got their pasghetti?

[all assenting]

[Baloo] Three, two, one…

[all] Free speed!

[Britney] Don't get pasta water on me!

[Teagan] Free speed is
a rowing superstition.

It's our ritual that brings us good luck.

It might help give us
a little extra boost.

-Yeah.
-You need a sacrifice.

Perry's outfit will do the trick.

-Get some?
-I need all the extra speed I can get.

Hey, don't worry. You've got this.

I barfed at practice.

But only once this time.

[groans]

-Hey.
-I keep having that nightmare

where my arms give out during the race,
and I don't think I can keep up.

Maybe you could, like,
steer the boat into a bridge

so I won't be the reason we all lose?

You are not going to fail.

We've been working on your conditioning
for weeks. Come on!

Crabby.

I believe in you, and I've got your back.

Look, I was gonna jog
part of the course before the race.

Thought I'd map it out. You wanna come?

You'll see, it's not as long as you think.
Plus, extra cardio.

Okay, yeah, sounds good.

-Extra cardio. No, thanks.
-Yeah, of course not.

Extra cardio is
just for the rest of us mortals.

Yeah, I mean,
you just show up, row, and go home.

-You don't even gotta think about it.
-[laughing]

I mean, I… I think about it.

All right, listen up!
Your stroke is talking.

This is the year
that we knock West Fail off the podium.

You with me?

[all cheering and agreeing]

He's really putting on a show tonight.

Girl, you're drooling.
Do you need a bib, or are you good?

[all chanting]
Easton, Easton, our home on high

Lifting, soaring to the sky

Spread our wings with talons bright
Enemies running from the sight

A mighty eagle, king of birds
Watch your butt 'cause you've been served

[all cheering and applauding]

Eagle pride! Eagle pride!

Okay. Let's be real,
it's an improvement on the design.

It's not about the swag,
but the man underneath.

I think you should try it out. Put it on.

[laughs] Okay.

Who's a bad little fanboy?

[laughing]

-This is kind of working.
-What are you doing?

Gotta go.

You saw nothing.

Tell me you're not hooking up
with some loser from Westvale.

West Fail's the enemy.

I know. That's what makes it so hot.

Are you insane?

The team's gonna lose their minds
if they find out.

-You have to break up with him.
-Hear me out.

What if I don't?

[mischievous music playing]

-What are you doing?
-Interesting. No, I'm not doing anything.

Dump him. Do it.

Don't make me use this.

First a stain on my dress and now this!

-Hey.
-Hi.

Dress okay?

Uh, it's… It's gonna be
a replacement situation.

[laughs] You know, dresses.
They're kinda like boyfriends.

So, you are still mad at me.

Yeah.

Look… I'm sorry.

I ditched you.

Okay? But the after party wasn't planned.

-It just happened.
-With the whole crew.

And somehow they got the memo.
Even Teagan got an invite.

You have every right to be mad.

But it was an accident.

What's been going on with you?

Be real with me.

Sometimes, I wonder what would happen
if my life just blew up.

-Your life isn't gonna blow up.
-What if it did?

Would it be so bad
to figure out something new?

Being someone other than a Regis.

That's ridiculous. Babe…

Don't let your family competition
get in your head. You are gonna win.

You know I only pick winners.

Yeah, I thought you'd say that.

Yeah.

I'll, uh, get you a drink.

Okay.

-[Britney] Hm.
-Trouble in paradise?

Nothing that can't be fixed.

So, what are you going to do?

-Do you have a plan?
-I always have a plan.

Keep your friends close,
and your enemies even closer.

-And keep your best friends even closer?
-Hey, Teagan.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I'm staying at the same hotel
at the regatta,

and I was wondering

if you wanted to do a girls' night?
Nails, facials, that kind of thing?

Just the two of us?

Look, I know that
we got off to a rough start.

But we're a part of the same world now.
It's time to start over.

Yes?

Uh, okay. Yeah, sure.

-Why not?
-Great.

-[laughs]
-[Teagan] Yeah.

Great.

[girl] Is that her?

Who?

The girl you've been crushing on?

Madison.

I may not go to your chichi prep school,
but I've known you since you were 10.

That face says you're crushing.

-Must Coach Hayden bring you everywhere?
-[Madison] Daughter privileges.

You should ask her out.

I did.

Really? Did she say yes?

She said, "I think
you're more interested in Josh than me."

Going out on a limb here…

You did it wrong.

-[Cam] Tell me something I don't know.
-Walk me through the crime scene.

I came in.

I was just about to ask her out,
and then Josh interrupted.

-And he was being his usual Josh self.
-Stop.

There's already
way too much Josh in this story.

What happened next?

There was a vibe. I asked
if something was going on between them.

Oh my God.

Maybe that was very wrong.

You think?

-You need to apologize to her, like, now.
-About the Josh thing?

-No! Do not mention Josh.
-Okay.

-Okay?
-Okay, yeah.

["Run Free" by Soulwax playing]

♪ Beautiful mistake ♪

♪ Try not to lose it ♪

♪ I wanna run free ♪

♪ With the music ♪

-Thank you. Okay, can you hold my stuff?
-Huh?

I wanna check out the Jacuzzi.
See if it's a good one or scuzzy one.

Wha…

Thank you.

[sighs]

Hi. I have a reservation.

Wonderful.

Happy anniversary, Mrs. Tao.

You and your husband
are platinum-level guests,

which makes you eligible
for a free upgrade.

I'm sorry, I totally forgot.

It's fine. I did too.

-Actually, my husband and I are not…
-You know what? We'll take the upgrade.

-Thanks.
-[Ella laughs]

The least Dad could do.

[Baloo] I know we can win again.

Hey, I have a fun idea. Why don't we
order room service tomorrow night?

It won't be an anniversary dinner,
but… it'll be a "you and me" hang.

-I'll order steak.
-I'll order a cake.

-Steak and cake it is.
-Here are your keys, Mrs. Tao.

Thank you.

Thanks.

[clears throat]

You're taller in person.

You're not.

We said we wouldn't talk here.

I know. I just, uh…

wanted to say hi.

I gotta get back to my team.

You mean your cult?

That cult's beat Easton ten years running.

I'd say bring your A game,
but who are we kidding?

Easton barely has C- game.

[snickers]

Run your mouth.
It's the only thing fast about you.

Yeah, we really shouldn't talk here.

Yeah.

See you around.

Yeah.

Oh, hey!

Hey.

Why are you jogging in the stairwell?

Getting in extra conditioning.

You know, fighting my way back to stroke.
Where are you headed?

-I have a date…
-Really?

With your girlfriend.

Oh, that's, um… weird.

Is that weird?

Well, you two
don't really like each other.

And aren't things, like,
a little different with…

Is something different?

You know what? Of course not.

-Have a good time.
-Thank you.

[knocking]

[Britney] Come in.

Wow.

Sit!

-Okay. Yeah.
-Please.

Tea?

Oh, wow.

So…

Girl talk.
I see that you're cozying up to the team.

Any sparks flying?

Uh… Sparks?

Don't tell me you spend
all your mornings and evenings

with eight hotties and feel nothing.

We mostly talk about rowing.

-Have you ever thought about Quaid?
-He's like a little brother.

Hm. Noah?

-He's like an older brother.
-What about Cam?

He's cute. Don't tell me
you wouldn't drink that eight pack.

He's very… drinkable.

[laughs uncomfortably]

Have you ever thought about Josh?

[tense music playing]

Okay.

Britney, why am I really here?

[sighs]

Cards on the table. I want you gone.

Okay, wow. Cards on the table,
I'm not going anywhere.

You sure about that?

You feeding the fish?

It's a very important team tradition
done independently of the team.

Well, don't play coy with me.

[both laugh]

-You proud of that one?
-Just a little bit.

Can you give me some?

Are you always this quiet
when nobody's looking?

Depends on who's looking.

Say "when."

When.

[dreamy music playing]

[indistinct chatter in distance]

-Come on.
-[Perry] You know how that worked out.

I was looking at your socials.

You're the Southwest junior champion
in single sculls. I bet you miss rowing.

Yeah, I do.

So?

So did you know
that the best school for girls' crew

is Gravenhurst Academy?

I know you do because you follow them.

Yeah, they're the best crew
on the East Coast.

So what if you could go there?

My mom went to Gravenhurst,
as an equestrian, of course.

Now she's friends with the head of school.

I can make a call right now
and get you a tryout for tomorrow morning.

If you want it.

Are you serious?

Yes.

But if I got in,
I'd have to leave the guys.

That's the point.

But you get rowing back.

It's a win-win, babe.
If this works, you get what you want.

Yeah.

Make the call.

[Noah] Dude, hold on. Did…

Did Baloo even text you back
about training yet?

No. Radio silence.
Guess he doesn't think he needs to train.

[Noah] Bare necessities?
More like bare minimum.

[Perry] I mean, to be fair,

dude can roll right out of bed
and into the boat and be good to go.

-[melancholy music playing]
-[scoffs]

Are you okay?

They think I don't try.

-Why does everybody always think that?
-Everybody?

The team, teachers… my mom, my sister.

I do try.

I guess you make things look easy.

Hey, look, it sucks when people
don't notice how hard you're working.

It makes you feel taken for granted.

Yeah.

Another way of looking at it…

You're reliable.
They know they can count on you.

-Reliable?
-[laughs]

It's not exactly a sexy reputation.

Well, they don't have to find you sexy.

Just me.

You are hilarious.

Well, I guess I'll see you later.

-Oh! Hey.
-Hey.

-Should have gone for it. [laughs]
-Yeah, no, that was not happening.

Can't hook up at a regatta.

-What?
-It's always another coach.

Or in this case… someone's parent.

Oh… I can see why that would be awkward.

-Mm-hmm.
-[laughs awkwardly]

Is it hard… dating again?

Dating now is kind of a blood sport.
And it's harder when you have a kid.

Does Madison know you date?

Tell you what,
it's better when she doesn't.

But somehow she always knows.

[Ella sighs]

Do you think about getting back out there?

Um, I'm starting to.

What even is there in Eagle's Cove?

You know, the rep cinema's
playing Roman Holiday.

[Ella gasps]

I love that movie.

I know you do.

We could go.

-I'm just… I'm not…
-I know, you're not ready.

Sorry. I ruined it.

There's nothing to apologize for.
It takes longer to let go than you expect.

And that's okay.

All right, well,
I guess I'm gonna… turn in early.

Okay.

Take care, El.

[bittersweet music playing]

[elevator bell dings]

-Hey.
-Ah, hi.

How was girls' night?

Total blast.

Did you talk about boys?

Yeah. She thinks
something's up with you and me.

And she wants me
as far away from you as possible.

-I mean, it's ridiculous.
-Is it?

-What are you talking about?
-Teagan, what are we doing here?

Are you telling me you don't think about
the night at the docks?

-sh*t. This is a problem.
-Oh…

You're telling me. I have a girlfriend.

-And I maybe have something with Cam.
-You do?

-These are not good feelings.
-Well deduced, Sherlock.

She's literally messaging me right now.

Don't answer. I don't wanna
go behind my girlfriend's back.

-Neither do I. That girl's terrifying.
-Just friends?

Friends.

Okay.

[exhales]

[Britney] Hey, girl. Got your tryout.

Meet Gravenhurst at the erg room
at 6:30. Good luck. B.

[Teagan groans]

What… in the…

[Ella laughs]

What's this about?

I was invited to erg with a school
with an elite rowing program.

I don't know what any of those words mean.

-Sorry.
-It's code for tryout.

Well, why so sneaky?

I don't want a poach,

and I don't want the guys to find out
I'm talking to other teams.

Just, they'd be hurt if they knew
I was thinking of leaving them.

Oh, well, it's just a tryout.
You could b*mb.

-Mom!
-[laughing]

Break an arm, babe.

[Teagan laughs]

Will you just get off my leg?
It's cramping.

[upbeat music playing]

-Hey, there's Teagan. Go talk to her.
-It's 6:30 a.m.

-It's not a good time.
-Not a request. Go.

Now.

Hey. Morning.

-Uh, hey.
-Where are you headed?

Nowhere special. I'm just…
I'm meeting my mom.

I just wanted to apologize
about the Josh thing.

I don't wanna talk about Josh.
Enough about him.

That's not what I wanna talk about.

I was wondering if… you wanted
to hang out with me sometime.

[romantic music playing]

Yes, I do. I'd love to.

Um, there's this new
Mexican food truck in town.

Tacos are my love language.

-Can we talk about this later?
-Sure.

[music distorts to a stop]

What?

Oof. I'm sorry that didn't work out.

She said yes.

-She did?
-Yeah.

Well, I really read that wrong.

Hi!

Thank you so much for meeting with me.
I really appreciate it.

Well, it's a favor to the principal.

Ah. Got it.

So, you won gold last year in the single,
but now you're coxing an eight?

Yes, but I keep my erg training up.
The single is my passion.

Then let's talk times. For the 2K,
our U-17 girls hit 7:40, sometimes faster.

Great. Me too.

-Okay, then. Let's go.
-Okay.

[clears throat]

["Accelerator" by Blusher playing]

-♪ Sometimes I feel like a wanna jump… ♪
-[stopwatch beeps]

Come on.

♪ When I'm looking at you ♪

♪ Sometimes I feel like I wanna
Push down the accelerator ♪

♪ When I'm looking at you ♪

♪ Sometimes I feel like I wanna
Push down the accelerator ♪

-[stopwatch beeps]
-Stop.



Darn.

My PR is 7:28.

All right, everyone back to their warm-up.

[rower] She's really good.

So, uh…

What do you… What do you think?

You should come train with us
again next week.

We have a slot in our program.
You might be a fit.

[Teagan laughs]

That sounds amazing.

Uh…

If I go to Gravenhurst,
would I still be able to cox?

No. We want our rowers
focused in their streams.

It's one or the other.

-Is that a problem?
-[troubled music playing]

No.

Hey! Sorry I'm late.

You're sweating. Did you already work out?

Just the jog up.
Don't worry about it. You ready?

-Yeah. Good.
-Okay. Come on.

[both panting]

That wasn't so bad.

-Oh, yeah. Okay.
-Teagan!

Jogging after an erg session.

That's dedication.
I spoke with the head of school.

Gravenhurst is interested
in having you transfer mid-semester,

get you training with us right away.

Wow.

Uh, thank you.

-Uh…
-A transfer to Gravenhurst Academy.

-Crabby, I can explain--
-You tried out for them?

Were you gonna tell us
or were you just gonna split?

-I didn't think that far.
-I thought we were a team.

-And now, you're just gonna cut bait?
-Well, hey, I'm a rower first.

-I never set out to be a coxie.
-Then why did you join?

Because it was all Easton had!

[dramatic music playing]

You never gave a crap about us.

You were always just in it for yourself.

That's not true.

You don't get to chase
your own finish line and call it teamwork.

You should go. Don't let this deadweight
hold you back any longer.

Crab…

[Teagan sighs]

Hey!

-Hey.
-How was the tryout?

Did you b*mb?

I got in.

I thought you'd be, like, happier.

I don't know, I'm confused.

I just, I thought rowing
was all I ever wanted, but I…

I don't know now.
I think I'm going to miss coxing the boys.

Sorry, kiddo.
Sometimes you've got to choose.

["Dramamine" by Middle Kids playing]

♪ I wanna be ♪

-♪ I wanna be your little figurine ♪
-[people cheering]

♪ You know I never meant to tell you
Just how much it meant to me ♪

♪ And we could go around
Wherever you want I'll come along ♪

♪ Does that sound okay to you?
Sometimes I wanna say to you ♪

♪ You are the only reason
I believe in anything ♪

♪ I hope you don't take this
The wrong way ♪

♪ You are the only reason
I believe in anything ♪

♪ I hope you don't take this
The wrong way ♪

♪ You are the only reason
I believe in anything ♪

♪ In anything, in anything ♪

♪ You are the only reason
I believe in anything ♪

All right, Easton crew, your cox
brought you some snacks. Huddle up.

-[rowers exclaiming]
-[Noah] Okay, Coxie!

-Thank you.
-[Teagan] Whoa.

[Baloo] Give me some of that.

Oh, my gosh. You guys are human vacuums.

-Okay, you don't need that many.
-[Hayden] Not the rinds.

[Noah] Here, Quaid.

-That's for you.
-[Quaid] Noah!

-You got two?
-These are good.

Here you go.

Can't eat right now.

You didn't tell the team about my tryout.

They have to focus for the race, so…

Crabby.

This isn't personal. If I leave, it'll be
because it's the right thing for me.

-I'd want any of you to do the same.
-I know.

It's just…

You brought the team together.

-Are you really going to leave us?
-You'll be fine.

You have another cox. You have… Liam.

[groans] You can't just swap out a cox.

Come on. We're not a team of eight.
We're a team of nine.

Crabby…

You're still a rower.

Come on. You just got
your personal best with us.

-So just stay.
-I have to be on the water.

It's just part of me.
Would you really hold me back from that?

Okay, I get it.

You know, sometimes the lead singer
has to leave the band and go solo.

Beyoncé.

Harry Styles.

Justin Timberlake.

But anyway, it doesn't…

I get it, okay?

But I just, I wish you could, like,
just row and still cox with us.

Me too.

But Easton doesn't have a girls' team.

-Why not?
-They didn't have enough interest.

And they'd only consider it
if the boys started winning.

Well, why don't we just win, then?

[suspenseful music playing]

[Ryder laughing]

[Teagan] Yeah. Why don't we?

[man over PA] Bow number four.
Westvale Academy. On the paddle.

All right, Eagles!

Remember, we're not racing anyone.
The only boat we're racing is ourselves.

Just us on this river,
against the clock and the pain cave.

I'll keep the turns tight.

-Save the legs for a sprint home.
-[man] Westvale Academy.

-Go.
-[horn blowing]

-[people cheer]
-["Prize Fighter" by Jean Dawson playing]

[Teagan] It's our turn after Westvale.

-You look nervous, Coxie.
-[Teagan] The bridge into that turn.

It's a big one for me.

You got this?

We'll find out.

All right, we're up.

Bow number 5.

Easton Prep. On the paddle.

[people cheering]

♪ I'll be in my way
When no one's watching ♪

-Easton Prep, go!
-[horn blows]

[people cheering]

♪ I go all the way ♪

♪ I go all… ♪

All right, port! Pressure!

Bridge ahead. Line it up!

Ryder, set us up for the bridge.
Safely. Stay low!

[Ryder] Starboard!

Too much! Starboard!

Let up! Let me steer!

Stay even.

Okay! Okay, Eagles,
that's a good run! Here we go!

Port pressure! Turn! Turn!

All right! And we're through.

♪ I go all the way ♪

Last thousand meters. Hold on!

Breathe! Keep it in your fingers.

[grunts]

Hey guys, there's Westvale!

We don't have to beat them to win.
Just stay on their tail.

Crabby, come on!

Take that exit!
We need to power through, okay?

Guys, let's end this race together!
Who are you pulling for?

The engine room that never quits.
Tried and true, our Baloo!

-Yes, yeah!
-For Ryder!

-[rowers] Yeah!
-[Teagan] For Cam!

-Yeah!
-For Josh!

For Quaid!

-For Noah!
-Yeah!

-For Perry!
-Yeah!

For the heart and soul of our team,
for Crabcatcher!

Now, send it!

[Ryder] Go! Go!

Four…

Three, come on!

Two…

One, and we're out!

[people cheering]

[Teagan] Nice work, guys.

Let's see if it's enough.

[rowers panting]

[tense music playing]

Waiting for the final times.

-Oh my God.
-What?

-We won!
-Yeah!

Let's go!

[all screaming and cheering]

[Noah] Yeah!

Good job, Stroke!

[Teagan whooping]

-Nice race.
-Ace.

-Nice job.
-Nice race.

-Good race.
-Nice race.

Nice race.

[Hayden] Way to go, Coxie!

Good job.

Good job!

Good race.

[Hayden] Good job!

Coach.

[Hayden] Big man.

-[laughing]
-Yeah.

Crew. This is your moment.

Take it all in.

[team cheering]

Let's go!

-Eagle pride!
-[team] Eagle pride!

Eagle pride!

-Eagle pride!
-Come on.

-[Baloo] Crabby!
-[rower] Crabby!

-Go, Crabby!
-[rower] ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪

Whoo!

[Baloo] Oh, yeah!

[Perry] Whoo!

Hey, we did it, man.

Yeah, you know,
just a guy who phones it in.

Stumbles into gold.

Yeah. Yeah, I heard
what you said about me.

Bro.

You know what I meant. It's…

We know you try hard. It's just,
we'd k*ll to be in the engine room.

Oh.

So you're jealous of me. Yeah.

-All right.
-Okay. Slow your roll.

[laughing] So, you staying?

We won.

Next up, girls' team.

We're doing it all.

[both laughing]

Oh, Crabby.

But there is one tradition
being a rower will not get you out of.

[whistles sharply] Hey, guys.

Someone is a little dry.

-Oh no! No, don't you dare!
-[team clamoring]

No, don't you dare! Crabby! No!

To the water!

["Heartthrob" by Indigo De Souza playing]

♪ I really put my back into it ♪

♪ I really put my back into it ♪

[Teagan screaming]

[team cheering]

Party in my room!

[team] Yeah!

[Quaid] Party, party, party!

[Teagan] Do you see
what I've been putting up with?

[Ella] Yes, I can see.

[Crabcatcher] Hey, you coming?

-We have dinner, so…
-No, no, no, no!

You gotta go. Come on.

Go celebrate with the boys. [laughs]

[phone buzzes]

Um, it's my dad. Meet you in there?

Yeah.

Cool.

Uh, hello?

You're a hard man
to get a hold of, Mr. Regis.

Sorry, Dr. Monroe, I've been busy.

I'm calling to see
why you haven't scheduled

the follow-up test I recommended.

I'm feeling good. Yeah, the beta blockers
you prescribed are working.

Those were just a temporary solution.

Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy
is a serious condition, Josh.

Right.

We need to monitor your heart to ensure

the left ventricle
hasn't thickened further.

If it does…

Dr. Monroe,
I've been feeling fine. Really.

The state allows physicians
to treat minors on their own.

But if you don't take treatment seriously,
I'll have to involve your parents.

No need to do that.
I'll schedule the test right away.

Let there be two!

-To Easton Crew!
-[Quaid] Drink it!

-Yes!
-[Perry] Bottom's up, boys!

-[Ryder] Let's go. More.
-Pers, drink up, there's more.

What a big win!

And a double congratulations, I think.

I heard you got your spot
with Gravenhurst.

Ha…

I appreciate the offer.

Of course.

But I decided not to go.

Wow.

Yeah. Uh…

[Teagan laughing]

My team is my team.

You'll regret this.

Yo. Apologies.

We need our coxie
to report to the starting line.

-Jell-O shots!
-[Teagan] Okay!

Crabby!

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

What are you doing over here?

-I thought you'd be talking to Teagan.
-I'm going to.

Okay.

For some reason, every time I talk to her,
something goes horribly wrong.

So I'm just gonna take a minute.

[Madison] She's a complex case, isn't she?

[Cam] I don't wanna screw this up.

Why can't she be easy to talk to like you?

[Quaid laughing]

-[Teagan laughs]
-[Quaid] Ahh!

Okay.

I'm gonna do it.

Hey, Teagan. I hope this comes out right.

I wasn't sure about earlier.
Um, I'd like to take you out.

-And I don't know why this is so hard…
-Yes.

Tacos.

-Okay. Tacos.
-[laughing]

[knocking]

[sighs]

Hmm.

Steak and cake for one.

[phone line ringing]

Hey, it's David. Leave a message.

[beeps]

Hi.

I don't know if you'll get this.

You were always better
at remembering our anniversary than I was.

[somber music playing]

I'm sitting in this beautiful room,
with a beautiful meal,

after watching our beautiful girl
win gold,

and all I can think about is
where the hell are you?

You know,
I still sleep on the left side of the bed

because after 18 years,
some habits are hard to break, but…

you don't get to haunt me anymore.

I'm done.

[expectant music playing]

[knocking]

-Hey.
-Hi.

Do you wanna… go to the bar
and get a drink?

Yeah. Yeah.

[muffled chatter behind door]

[sighs]

[exhales]

[Teagan laughing] Wow! Okay.

[team chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!

-Drink!
-[Quaid] Yeah!

Bro, you made it!

Hell yeah, bro. I wouldn't miss it.

-Josh Regis.
-Teagan Tao.

I believe it's your turn with the cup.

I don't wanna be just friends.

[stirring music playing]

-[team chanting] Easton! Easton! Easton!
-[Perry] Josh!

[chanting continues]

[music continues]

[music ends]