16x12 - Karate Pals/Karen's Klatch

[bunniefuu]

[seagull squawking]

Are ya ready, kids?

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish! ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[Painty the Pirate laughs]

[jaunty flute music]

Argh!

-[waves crashing]
-[seagulls squawking]

♪♪

[French Narrator]
Ah, zee Gal Pals,

Bikini Bottom's premier
ladies league.

Today, we find them sharing
their special skills

with one another.

Gimme a G! Gimme an A!
Gimme an L!

Gimme a P-A-L-S!

What does it spell?

[all groan] Gal Pals...

That cheerleading technique

may be a little too advanced
for us, Pearl.

[groans]

Then, upload the eggs,
and voila!

My famous holographic meatloaf!

-[fork scrapes]
-[holograph whirs]

[munching]

Well? What do you think?

That was delicious,

and, uh... not too filling.

It certainly has a light flavor!

[whispers]
We should've brought snacks.

And what are you sharing
with us, Mrs. Puff?

Here's an easy way
to start your boat.

Just in case you happen to...
[chuckles] ...lose your keys.

[boat engine rumbling]

Now I know what to do
when Daddy hides the boat keys!

Hi-yah!

If'n y'all thought
that was cool,

wait till you see
my karate demonstration.

Squirrel style!

[chitters]

Uh, my servos
are not built for combat.

I'm a teacher, not a fighter.

Oh, I'm too delicate
for martial arts.

[gulps]

[belches loudly]

[laughs]

Oh yeah?

This here move
might change your mind.

-Hi-yah!
-Whoa!

Nice parking job!

-Impressive!
-I totally wanna learn karate!

Now do as I do, and remember,
give it all your gumption!

Squirrel style!

[chitters]

[all] Squirrel style!

[all chitter]

[French Narrator]
A few hours later...

[grunts]

-[grunts]
-Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

Hoo-wee!

That was one humdinger
of a karate lesson!

I can't wait until our next one!

'Fraid there ain't much more
I can teach you.

In fact, y'all are
such great students,

I'm awardin' you
my ultimate acorn belt!

Oh, so fuzzy! [chuckles]

-[gasps] Thank you!
-I-I may need a smaller size.

[all] Squirrel Style!

[laughs]

See you next week, Gal Pals!

Daddy! I'm home! [laughs]

[Mr. Krabs] I'm up here,
Pearly girl!

Well, it's about time!

Your stinky laundry's piling up!

Oh, Daddy! It's not that bad.

-[foghorn blows]
-[flatulence]

Not that bad, eh?

Oh, fine!

Stupid stinky clothes.

Squirrel style! Yah!

[sniffs] Mmm!

Karate fresh!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[giggles] Is there anything
karate can't do?

[engine turning over]

Come on, you pile of flotsam!

I'll be late for my next lesson.

Hi-yah!

Ha! Even easier
than hot-wiring it!

♪ quirky, upbeat music plays ♪

[whimpers] Hi, hon!

Just putting my mutant...
Ow! ...chum monster...

Ow! ...back in its cage! Ouch!

-Ooh! Ow!
-Sure, Hercules.

Let me give you a hand.

Wah! Ha!

Not ba-- [groans]

Squirrel style!

♪ country music playing ♪

[rings]

Y'all reached Sandy,
the squirrel that's handy!

[Plankton] Sandy, it's Plankton!
You have to help me!

[Karen] Hi-yah!

Wah!

What seems to be the trouble?

Karen's outta control!

Undo whatever you did to her!

Well, what are you
blamin' me for?

Squirrel style!

[crashes]

Point taken.

-Ha!
-How-do, Karen? What you up to?

Sorry, Sandy, but I'm a little
busy redecorating the lab.

[grunts]

[Plankton]
More like demolishing!

Ah, now the doorway
is feng shui!

Um, you may have gone a little
overboard on the karate.

It's like you said.
Give it all your gumption!

Squirrel style!

[chitters]

[sighs] I did say that,
didn't I?

This place always needed
a window.

[Pearl] Squirrel style!

Oh no. Be back later!

What?!

Drop by anytime! Hi-yah!

[Plankton groans]

[Karen] Oopsie.

[people screaming]

-Run for your life!
-Save yourselves!

-[Pearl] Hi-yah!
-Oh, the tuba-manity!

Gimme a K-A-R-A-T-E!

What's it spell?

[listlessly] Karate.

Yah!

[air horn blows]

Hi, Sandy!

Pearl, I'm not sure cheerleading
and karate

are a great mix.

Are you kidding?
Thanks to karate,

I am the best cheerleader
in school!

It's true. She's amazing!

But I still don't think--

[Puff] Yah! Squirrel style!

Oh no! Try to tone down
the karate, will ya, Pearl?

-[Sandy pants]
-[Pearl] Squirrel style!

Hi-yah!

Squirrel style.

-Yah!
-[tires screeching]

What in tarnation is Puff doin'?

Howdy! Whatcha doin'?

Oh hi, Sandy!

I've integrated your wonderful
karate skills

into my driver's training!

I can finally give
SpongeBob lessons

without anyone getting hurt!
[chuckles]

Don't forget your turn signal,
SpongeBob!

-Hi-yah!
-[SpongeBob grunts]

[tires screeching]

Your new teaching method is...

-Ouch!
-Get off the sidewalk!

...certainly effective,
Mrs. Puff!

I think you're finally ready,
SpongeBob.

Floor it!

-Floor it?
-You heard me.

Pedal to the metal. Yah!

[SpongeBob groans, exclaims]

-Huh?
-[Puff] Squirrel Style!

Oh no!

I've created
three karate monsters!

[cheerleader screams, whimpers]

[Pearl] Squirrel style!

♪ mellow, whimsical music
plays ♪

Hi, Sandy.

I know we're supposed
to practice karate tonight,

but my driving lesson
really took a lot out of me.

Gosh, SpongeBob. I'm sorry.

Ever since I gave
the Gal Pals karate lessons,

they've all gone tae kwon dodo!

Hmm, well, if teaching them
karate caused the problem,

why don't you just un-teach it?

Well, that would be the dumbest
suggestion ever

if'n I hadn't already invented
a reverse karate matrix

that does exactly that!

Step one: Zero in on Puff,
Pearl, and Karen's brains.

[beeping]

Wow! Can I help?

Why, sure!

All you gotta do
is twist that dial,

pull this here lever,
flip those switches,

press that pedal,
and push this little button.

Do that a hundred times.
In that order!

I'm... ready?

Now all I have to do is perform
all my karate moves in reverse!

Push that button,
press that pedal,

push that lever.

Twist that dial?

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

[Sandy] Yah-hi! Yah-hi! Yah-hi!

[echoes]

Yah-hi!

♪ mysterious music playing ♪

Yah-hi!

Yah-hi!

[French Narrator]
Zee next morning...

Phew! That oughta do it!

[weakly] Whoopee...

Bikini Bottom is safe from
the Gal Pals' karate chaos!

-[laughs]
-Squirrel style!

Maybe not.

I'm gonna deliver my foot
to your face, Blanche!

How dare you!

Yah!

-Hi-yah!
-Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

Hi-yah!

This karate stuff
is a great workout!

You are no match
for my spinning wheels of doom!

Behold the power of... my leg!

You did make sure to flip
all the switches

and push the buttons
in the correctorder, right?

Um... I may have flicked
when I should've flipped.

Aw, dang-gummit!

Instead of de-karateing
the Gal Pals,

I done turned everyone in town
into a karate master!

Ha! Ka-ra-te is ah-mazing!

Spinning walker whirlwind!

Now what do we do?

No idea,
but they're sure having fun!

Ha!

[laughing]

-Whoa!
-[laughs]

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Huh. I guess since everyone
knows each other's karate moves,

no one is winning or losing!

And if no one's getting hurt...

There's no problem!

Well, if'n you can't beat 'em,
join 'em!

Shall we?

After you, sensei!

[both] Squirrel style!

[French Narrator]
And so, thanks to zee Gal Pals,

we must bid adieu
to Bikini Bottom

and say bonjour
to Karate Bottom!

Hi-yah!

♪♪

[Karen] Oh, where did I put
the good napkins?

[gasps] That's better.

Doesn't this look nice,
Plankton?

Plankton?

-[applause on TV]
-[chomping]

[gulps] Karen!

Need a refill!

And some more chips
while you're at it.

-[Karen] Plankton!
-[screams]

I told you, my computer friends
are coming over today for lunch!

You need to move all of this
into your lab right now!

That's still happening?

Too bad,
I'm watching my stories!

[growls]

-[magnet whirring]
-[Plankton] Ow!

You can watch your "stories"
in here!

In fact, it might be best
if you stayed in here

until my friends leave.

What?! You can't put me on ice!

Are you ashamed of me?

-[foghorn blows]
-♪ comical musical deflation ♪

-Of course not!
-[doorbell rings]

[gasps] They're here!

Stay in here for me.

That oughta hold him.

[squeals] Hey, computer klatch!

Welcome to the Chum Bucket.

-Hello.
-Greetings!

[loud thudding]

[grunts] What the...?

[indistinct chatter and beeping]

[groans] Beep! Boop! Bleep!

Bunch of babbling beepers.

[grunts]

Eh, I've got work to do anyway.

It's been way too long, Karen.

Great to see you too, Tandy!

Since we last exchanged
pleasantries,

I have encoded


of binary code.



[babbles]

Dial it down, dude!

And how are things with you,
BIM?

[printer whirs]

"How about a hug?"

Aww! Come here!

-[grunts]
-[printer whirs]

"Not so hard"? Oops, sorry, BIM.

[printer whirs]

"Just kidding.

I have no feelings
of sensation whatsoever."

[laughter]

What's so funny all of a sudden?

-[indistinct chatter]
-Look at 'em.

I bet they're talking about me.

They're laughing at me!

[groans] I gotta know

what they're beeping
and bleeping about me!

I know what to do!

-[laughter]
-♪ spy music playing ♪

Mwah!

Oops!

[clanking]

-[echoing metallic thud]
-Ooh, excuse me.

I guess I have to use
the little calculator's room.

BIM, you were the one
who said--

I should have done this
before I left the house.

Commence download.

[dial-up Internet tone
screeches]

[laughs]

♪ sinister music plays ♪

-[magnet whirring]
-Huh? Whoa! [groans]

[whimpers] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[laughs]

[laughs, grunts]

Whoa! [laughs]

Finally! Tandy's back!

What? Did you fall in?

[laughter]

[laughs] Yes I did fall in,
and guess who I ran into?

Your motherboard!

[low ambient whirring]

Too much?

[laughter]

You! [laughs] Good one, Tandy!

Phew! She bought it.

So, uh, what juicy trash talk
did I miss?

Juicy trash talk?

You mean a "malware glitch"?

-No.
-"Corrupt files"?

No.

[printer whirs]

No! Not "Hackers"!

I mean gossip!

Dirty laundry, rumors,
canards, tittle-tattles.

Spill the tea!

About who?

I don't know, like, uh...

Karen's husband?

I mean, what is the deal
with that little green weirdo?

Am I right?

[doorbell rings]

The caterer is here!

Wow! Catering? Fancy!

I guess they're not talking
about me after all.

Why aren't they talking
about me?!

Beep-bloop, computer klatch!

I am your server, SpongeBot!

And I invite you
to take a giga-bite

of the Krusty Krab's
delectable comestibles!

Bleep-bleep!

[printer whirs]

The Krusty Krab?!

[groans excitedly]

We've got spicy honey-mustard
nuts and bolts,

cheesy floppy discs,

and computer chips
with thermal grease!

Mwah!

-Mm-mm!
-Yum, yum, yum!

Computer food?

Lame.

And I will spoon feed you all
a sample

of this spicy concoction!

Ooh!

Mmm!

And one for you!

I can feed my-- [grunts]

[muffled groan]

Would you excuse me
for a moment?

I wonder why Tandy keeps going
to the restroom.

I should check on him.

-[gasps]
-[spitting]

Oh no. I'll check
his vital signs for a virus.

[gasps] Looks like this "virus"

couldn't just stay in his lab
like I asked.

Everything okay in here, Tandy?

Just a little cyber-sickness.

Anyway, I've had a lovely visit

but I think I should go home
and power down.

Oh, you can't bail on us now,
Tandy!

The party
is just getting started!

Let's play
a computer parlor game!

-Yay!
-[Plankton, listlessly] Yay.

Oh, I know, let's play
Sparky Finger!

[electricity buzzing]

[screams, groans]

[laughter]

Or how about Compu-Tower!

♪ whimsical music playing ♪

Your turn, Tandy!

[Plankton screams]

Hmm.

[Plankton screams]

[Plankton groans]

[Plankton screams]

[fanfare plays]

Great idea, BIM!

Who wants to play...

"Punch 'Em Crunch 'Em Robots"!

[cheers]

Punch 'em? Crunch 'em?

♪ grandiose music playing ♪

Put up your digital dukes
and get ready to have your...

[all] Noggin knocked off!

-[boxing bell dings]
-♪ jaunty music playing ♪

Oh, the stupidity!

Put your gloves on, Tandy!

This would probably be
a good time for me to, uh...

[screams]

What? Whoa! Hey! Hey!

[Karen] Round one!

[groans]

-[Karen] Round two!
-[boxing bell dings]

[pained grunting]

-[grunts]
-[boxing bell dings]

Whoa! These computer klatch
parties are insane!

[Plankton groaning]

-[dings]
-[Karen] Round three!

[groans] Not again.

♪ upbeat music playing ♪

[yelps]

[pained grunting] Ow!

Give 'em a left! And a right!

And a line drive
right up the middle!

[laughs]

[woozy groan]

[whimpers, gasps]

Why don't we play a game
that crunches numbers

instead of heads?

I know you're in there,
Plankton,

and I'm knockin'
your noggin off!

Gulp!

[groans woozily]

Huh?

[chuckles nervously]

Hey, that's not Tandy!

Alright, Sheldon,
why were you spying on us?

Well, I thought you
and your friends

were hating on me.

[laughter]

You paranoid pipsqueak!

We don't hate you.

You-you mean
you're not mad at me?

No. But I know someone who is.

Give me back my body!

-[screams]
-[magnet whirring]

[clangs]

Wait! No! I'm sorry!

Beep!

[toilet flushes]

♪♪