01x04 - w*r and Pizza

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other
they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

[sirens wail]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [giggles]

- How did you even
get in there?

[machine whirs]

- Whoa, whee!

- I hope we aren't headed
for another of your

"epic party fails,"
Party Captain O'Neil.

- No way, sir.
Tonight's the night

I'm finally getting a party
all the way through

Albearto's
happy birthday song and cake.

- You better, because this
is your last chance.

- You got this,
Party Captain O'Neil.

- [thumb chimes]

[rock music]
- Get hyped, kids!

Coming to the stage
to sing "Happy Birthday",

give a big "what up" to the
Cheese Master of Bear-imonies,

Albearto and his Fun Time Band,

Cheery Tomato
and President Pepperoni!

- Bon giorno, kiddies!

I hear someone's
a year older today,

and I'm not just talking
about my underwear.

[rimshot]

- Uh...
- [chuckles]

- Okay, sing with me, kiddies!

♪ Happy ♪ --
- Hey, Albearto.

- Incoming.
[cheering]

- No!

[electricity crackling]

- Boo!

[screaming]

- Not good, not good.
- Let's go!

[phone beeps, dials]

- You are conversing
with Donatello.

- Dude, I need your help.
- For you, anything.

As long as it
does not involve bees,

or spiders, or beach ba*ls.
Please not beach ba*ls.

- Can you fix Albearto?

He broke before singing
"Happy Birthday."

- April still hasn't
gotten through

the "Happy Birthday"
song yet, guys.

- April still
hasn't gotten through

the "Happy Birthday" song?

- Am I on speaker?
- Or cake, actually.

- [scoffs]
Or cake?

- Albearto's is
the pizza place, right?

We'll be right over.

- Hey, if you guys are
in the middle of something--

- Fixers in the house,
swooping in to save the day!

- That was fast.
Actually, I just needed Donnie.

- Oh, we know, we just came
for the free pizza.

Remember, blend in
like you're a birthday robot.

[beeping, whirring]
- Aye, aye, captain.

- So, Donnie, hopefully
this will be a quick fix.

[whimsical music]

- Eh?
Uh...

- Or a total tear-down.
That works.

[screaming]
- Huh?

[gasps]

♪ ♪

- And short circuiting
con-qu-ered.

Now to juice up his...
- That's enough.

I just need him
to sing "Happy Birthday"

and quiet the kids down
so I don't get fired.

- Oh, sure,
he could just sing it.

Or, he could dazzle!

- Please, please, no dazzling.

- You know,
he might end up being

the greatest entertainer-bot
of his generation.

And voila, Albearto 2.14.2.

I upgraded my upgrade
in the middle of the upgrade.

Now, to sync him to my remote,

and it's showtime!

- Bon giorno, kiddies!

- Yeah, let's go give Timmy the
Albearto-iest birthday ever.

[raucous chatter]

You ready?
- Yep.

- [grunts]

[power chord]

- Bon giorno, kiddies!

- Is he going to break again?
- Not on my watch.

Again.

- Hold on to your
birthday hats, kiddies.

[hard rock music]
Whoa!

- And now,
for a little guitar solo.

You're welcome.

- Check me out,
I'm shredding this guitar

like it's mozzarella.

- Looking good, D!

[virtuosic guitar playing]

♪ ♪

- Uh, hold on.
No, no, no, no.

He should not be glitching.

He should be rocking
and/or rolling!

- Donny.
[electricity crackles]

- Oh, no, oh, the battery.

Oh, I knew I forgot
to change something.

I can't stop him!

♪ ♪

[electricity crackles]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[expl*si*n]

[electricity crackles]

[coughs]

- [groans]
- Ta-da.

[electricity crackles]

- This can't be good.

[tense music]

- Okay, so that happened.

But we can still sing
"Happy Birthday" without him.

♪ Happy birthday... ♪

- [primal groan]
all: [shrieking, whimpering]

- Hey diddly h*, kiddies.

all: [gasping]

- Time to pump this party up.

Let's play!

[screaming]

- Donnie, can you, um--
- I can fix this.

I can fix this,
I can fix this, I can fix this.

I can totally fix this.

You know what,
it turns out I cannot fix this.

- [screaming]

- [maniacal laughter]

- Play nice, Albearto!

- [groaning]

[dramatic music]

- Run, kid!
- [screams]

[claws swish]

Whoopsie,
thanks for the claws, April.

[yells]

- He knows my name?

- These are way better
to open gifts with.

[yelling, grunting]

- Who wants to
play a little game

of follow the leader to safety?

[screaming]

- And tell your friends
to celebrate at Albearto's

after you're done
fleeing for your lives.

[phone clicking]

♪ ♪

- [maniacal laughter]

- Knuckle sandwich!

♪ ♪

- Bon giorno, kiddies!

- We'll fix it, April.

He may have the crazy,
but we got the numbers.

Go ahead and bounce
if you need to.

- Don't leave,
I haven't handed out

the party invitations yet.

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- [grunting]

- Uh, he's bringing
the robots to life.

- No sweat, still got this.

[upbeat dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Uh, you didn't have plans
right now, did you, April?

- [laughs]

Oh, I'm staying.
I am the Party Captain,

and I am saving
Timmy's party from disaster.

- [yells]

[shudders]

- Right after I save Timmy.

all: [grunting]

♪ ♪

- Timmy!
- Lady!

[grunting]

Yeah!

It's go time!

[machine beeps]

[growling, grunting]

- [grunts]

[machine beeps]

Oh, yeah!
Nice shot, birthday boy!

- [giggles]

- [slow menacing laughter]

[menacing laughter
intensifies]

- [grunts]

Yippee, I'm free!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- You'll be safer in here.
Plus, you have a new friend.

[grunting]

- President Pepperoni
wants you for my punching bag.

- Huh?
Ooh.

[grunting]

[alarm blares]

All right, making it rain!

Ha!

[grunting]

Fourscore and 20 more tickets!

- [groaning]

- Oh, you're so cute,
but so mean.

Why do I always
go for your type?

[electricity crackles]

♪ ♪

- This doesn't
make Cheery cheery.

[beeping]

- Huh?

[grunting]

Oh, I'll never
eat ketchup again.

- You'd think,
as a birthday bot,

you'd be a little more chill
at a birthday party.

[grunting]

No, wait--

[grunts]

[relaxing music]

[upbeat dramatic music]

- Power Smash Jitsu.

Power Smash
Jitsu!

Or not.

[grunting]

- If I can't have
a birthday party, nobody can.

- Cowabunga!

- I'm going to crack you open
like a birthday piñata.

[laughs]

Oh, your sorry skills
make me snicker.

You're no match for the King

of Birthday Parties,
that's for sure.

- There's only one way
to get through to this guy.

Hey, Albearto.

You know, you can't be
the King of Birthday Parties

without having one of your own.

- [roars]

Wait, what?

A birthday party
for meesy-weesy?

- That's right, Albearto.
Today's the day you were born.

Through a total accident
that's clearly nobody's fault.

- A birthday cakey-wakey?

Oh, for meesy-weesy?

- Not just a cake, my friend.

We've also got
a little song for you.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

all: ♪ Happy birthday to-- ♪
- [weeping]

[dramatic music]

- [yelling]

[groaning, clanking]

Take that!

[machine powers down]

Sing with me, guys!
I am finishing this party!

♪ Happy birthday ♪

Finish the song!
- Dear...

- Kid--
- Squirt--

- Albearto?

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[rumbling, yelling]

[coughing]

Huh?

[indistinct chatter, good-byes]

- Later
Have fun cleaning up, bye.

[playful music]

- Best birthday ever!
- My restaurant!

- On the upside,
I finally made it through

the "Happy Birthday" song.
- That tears it, O'Neil.

You're--
- Fired, yeah, figured.

You can mail my paycheck.
Peace.

[upbeat music]