01x06 - Repo Mantis

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[easygoing hip-hop music]

- Man, junkyards
are gold mines!

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Who needs real pineapples

when you have
one of these babies?

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- Donnie!
Donnie! Donnie!

I really think we should--
- Ah, fuzzy nerd dice!

- Donnie!

[both grunting with impacts]

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- Mikey, next time,
I would appreciate a heads-up.

- Okay.
Heads up!

Is that...

- [gasps] It is!

The Jupiter Jim Moon Buggy!

Featured in not one,
not two,

but 60 sequels

of "Jupiter Jim's
Last Trip to the Moon."

Ah!

- How could anybody let
that historical gem

slip through their fingers?

- I do not know, Michael,

but we've got to have it.

[stealthy music]

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- But how are we gonna
get the car?

We can't go and talk
to one of those human people.

[loud crash]

[rock music]

- Who the heck are youse?

- Oh, no, a mutant!

Wait, we're mutants too.
It's okay.

- Dude, you better hide.

There's a human guy
around here.

- Easy, easy.

This is Repo Mantis Salvage.

The guy is me.

- This is your lot?

You have to sell us
that moon buggy!

Please!
Ah!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

Cool your scramjets, buddy.

This is a negotiation.

We gotta play it smooth.

[bold percussive music]

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- So, uh, how much
you gonna pay us

to take this pile of parts
off your hands, amigo?

- Scram.

I got a lot of fenders
to count.

- I see you drive
a hard bargain, sir.

Well, perhaps
I can interest you

in a little coin.

I've got big silver,
small silver,

and I can make it rain
copper, daddy.

[underwhelming musical tones]

[dramatic musical tone]

- Hey, you ain't got
nearly enough, but say,

I could use a couple
of tough muties like you.

Ever do any repo work?

- Of course!

No.
What's repo work?

- It's when you take stuff back

from d*adbeats
who didn't pay for it.

Do a job for me today,

and I'll let you have
that moon buggy thing.

- We're in.
- And... sidebar.

Look, Mikey, repo men
have to be mean,

and I don't know
if you know this,

but you're kind of a softie.

- That really hurts
my feelings!

Oh.

You have a point.

But I can do this.

Hard as nails.
Grr.

We're in.

What's the skinny, chico?

- I need you to get an RV

from a real shady mutant.

Holes up in the woods

on the wrong side
of the tracks,

in the darkest outskirts
of the bad part of town.

- Thanks for the ride!
Ah!

- I ran a profile on this guy.

Lawless loner,
doesn't pay his bills,

lives in this
very spooky forest.

He is a 98% match
for the Spine-Breaking Bandit!

[dramatic music]

- Pfft.
I'm not scared

of some no-good forest dweller!

Let's see him!

There's his RV!

[growling noises]

both: Ah!

- That's the biggest
forest dweller

I've ever seen!
- He is totally

gonna break our spines.

Maybe we should call
Raph and Leo.

- No, no, no, no, no!
We got this.

Think of all the boss
adventures

we could have in
the moon buggy!

- Ah, all right.

If you are dead-set
on doing this,

we gotta go stealth.

Sneak-jitsu 101:

Never let a spine-breaker
get behind you.

[both scream]
- No! He's behind us!

He is directly behind us!

Ah!

Ah!
- Oof!

Ah.

[dramatic music]

- Hey, I'm Todd!

Welcome to Cuddle Cakes
Puppy Rescue,

the puppy-est place on earth!

[laughs]

- Puppies.

Right.

And which one are you having
for dinner?

- Oh, right!
It's dinner time!

[jaunty music]

You guys want some of my

Internet-famous
homemade lemonade?

I donate it to folks in Alaska
who need a little sunshine.

[gentle music]

- Oh, wow.
This is pretty good.

- That honestly tastes
exactly like sunshine.

Wow.
And sidebar.

Cute puppies,
nonprofit lemonade?

This is no
spine-breaking bandit.

- He's the nicest guy
in the world.

- But we need that RV.

We gotta be tough with him.

Hard as nails!

[extended slurping]

- Got it.

[dramatic music]

So, Todd,

let's get down to business
about your RV.

- Sure thing!

Could you hold Willis?

- Oh, I d--I don't know
if I'm--no!

Aww, you little mischief-maker!

Wait a minute.
We're supposed to be talking

about your RV.

- Look, Todd.

You haven't made a payment
in two years,

and that means--
- Yeah.

Turns out, all you get
for rescuing puppies

are million-dollar smiles.

[puppy barks]

Ooh, Miho wants
her belly rubbed.

- My hard-as-nails brother
and I are here to--

- And I'll call you
Indiana Bones,

and you Little Bones.

- Mikey, come on!

Oh!

- [laughs] Melvin wants
to play!

Could you toss his ball?
- Okay, fine.

I will toss the ball if you
give us the keys to your--

I am in something squishy.
I am in something squishy!

- Oh, yeah, I am so swamped,

I never get
to clean the yard up.

But you guys
are so good at this!

Do you want to grab
a couple shovels?

[Mikey and Donnie grunting]

- [sighs]

Why did we just do that?

- I don't know, Michael.

I don't know.

Niceness is his superpower!

- Ah, you guys
must be exhausted.

Why don't you sleep over?

In the morning,
I can hold Sir Chomps-A-Lot

while you guys floss
his giant fangs!

- That sounds gr--
no, no.

We didn't come here
to help you.

We came here
to repo your RV.

- Okay.

Yeah, I guess me and the pups

will just sleep under the stars
tonight.

[distant thunder]

[sniffing]

[morose music]

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And every night,

through puppy hurricane season!

[cries]

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- I can't do it!

- Okay, Todd.

[clears throat]

How about you trade us
that dusty RV,

and we make you
a new place to sleep, huh?

- [gasps] Really?

And a place to feed
the puppies,

and bathe and diaper
and play with them?

- Yes.
- I don't suppose that--

- Yes, obviously, there will be
robot assistants!

- And go!

[upbeat rock music]

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- Thanks, guys!
I'll never forget you!

And come back

if you ever want
to milk the puppies!

They have eight nipple--
- No, stop! No.

both: Hard as nails!

- All right!
- We did it!

Hey, Repo!

One RV, as promised.

Wax up that moon buggy, baby.

- Not bad, not bad.

But what had happened was...

I ain't giving it to you.

Turns out,

dorky Jupiter Jim fans'll

pay big bucks just to sit
in that thing!

- What?
We had a deal, buddy-o.

- Scrapping is
a tricky business, kids,

and you got tricked.

- We are not leaving

without our moon buggy.

- Hey, the purple one's funny!

- I keep telling you guys
I'm funny.

- I'm gonna break your legs

halfway through... twice.

Ah!

- Ha!

Mikey, the magnet!

- Hm?

[rock music]

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- [sputtering]
- A deal's a deal, chico!

- Is there anything
magnets can't do?

- Ah!
Ooh!

[giddy laughter]

Tallyho!

- Eat crater dust, bug man!

- [pants]

[grunts]

[chuckles]

[horn sounds]

- Man, this thing
is super slow.

- Of course it is.

It was built for the gravity
of the Moon.

- Give me back
my dork-mobile!

- Core lasers, activate!

Oh...
- Uh...

- Crater dust cloud...

- Should that do anything?

- Zero-atmosphere
Gatling missiles?

Ah, nuts.

[both yell]

- [laughs maniacally]

[rock music]

- This is a movie vehicle, pal.

They wouldn't load it up
with advanced lunar a*tillery.

- Not unless
it's the moon buggy

from "Jupiter Jim's
Third Last Trip to the moon,"

which had a fake dashboard

to fool the Plutonians!

Pasta fazool!

I'm kicking in Jupiter Jim
Titan Turbo Mode!

[both cheering]

- [growls]

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- I can't shake him.

- I'll try
the Gravity Grease 3000.

Crowd: Oil! Ah, oil!

Oil?
This is gonna...

- I think we got
a bunch of people

pretty oily.
Ow!

[horn honking]

- Maybe the bug-zapper button.
- Really?

There is a bug-zapper but--
why didn't you try that first?

- It didn't have
a 3000 after it.

- There. Happy?

- Why, thank you.

[electronic humming]

- Oh...

What a pretty tone of blue.

Ow!

[spacey electronic music]

both: Hard as nails!

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- [laughs]
Those guys.

[rock music]

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