01x18 - Al Be Back

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other
they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- My inventions
were meant to do good,

not evil!

- What have you done
to my body,

my perfect body?

[all groaning]

[all grunt]

- Why did you
do this, Raph?

- You know, even for you,

this feels like a poorly
thought-through idea.

- Oh, is this what it feels
like to have a dad bod?

- Calm down.
This is gonna be awesome.

Being stuck together
is gonna force us

to work together as a team.

- This is a team-building
exercise?

- How are we gonna
get unglued?

- Relax, I'm sure
you have a formula

to get us unstuck, Donnie.

- Actually,
I do not have a formula.

My FAB spray
is still in beta.

- FAB?
- F-A-B, foam agent bonding.

It's state-of-the-art.

It could change the entire...
- Not this again.

You see, Raph, usually when
Donnie's in speech mode,

I could just run away,
but now [laughs] I'm stuck.

- Donnie detection,
a crime is in progress.

Donnie detection...

- Yes, a mission.

It's go time.

[all grunt]

Stop!

We need to work as a team
to get to Donnie's computer.

Mikey, step.

- [grunts]

- Donnie, step.

- [grunts]

- There we go, teamwork.

- Oh!

- [gasps]

- Donnie,
what's your password?

- I am not telling you that.

Just let me enter it.

- How?
You don't have any hands.

- Try "I love my family."

[computer beeps]

Try "I love my brothers."

[computer beeps]

- Stop! It's not that.

It's--it's "Bootyshaker9000,"

capital B and three Ys
in "booty."

[all snicker]

- What?
You know I love to dance.

Not going to apologize
for that.

- Someone's breaking into
the Museum of Art and Framing.

- Ooh, art thieves.

- Classy.

- Let's move.

To the Turtle Tank!

[all grunting]

Everybody suck in.

- Hmm, let's use
the shell hogs.

all: Yes!

What's a shell hog?

- [sighs]

Did none of you read

the tank's instruction manual
I gave you?

both: Shred, shred, shred!

- How does it handle
so much paper?

- It's on
my to-do list.

- Just push that button
on the side.

[melodic beeping]

all: Awesome!

- Why are there only two?

- I'm afraid I've not gotten
around to making the rest.

Maybe they'll come out
during the holiday season,

so you know they're special.

- Donnie,
these are amazing,

and I know everything
I say sounds sarcastic,

but I'm being
completely genuine--this time.

- Let's ride.

[engine revving]

[tires squealing]

- If we can make this work
and stop these art thieves,

we'll be the perfect team.

[expl*si*n]

Everyone keep
your eyes open.

Let me know if you
see anything suspicious.

- [babbling]

- [babbling]

both: I saw something move.

- Over on the left.
- Over on the right.

both: No, this way.

- Great plan, Raph.

Now instead of being able
to investigate two leads,

we are stuck together.

- Shh, no, this is
what teamwork is.

"We put aside
our individual goals

to do what's best
for the team."

- Why do you sound
like you're reading?

- Let's follow
Mikey's lead first.

[all groan]

- Careful,
don't break anything.

- Ah!

- No, no.
- Oh, no.

[all sigh]

- Oh!

[all groaning]

- Whoa.

- No, no, no, no.

No!

[loud crash]

- [babbling]

- Mutant silverfish?

They're into art?

- This should be easy.

Turtle FAB, attack!

[expl*si*n]

- Flawless entry.

Now to--oh, what happened
to you lot?

Did some creepy doctor man
chop you into tiny bits

and then sew you back together?

- What? No.
It's team-building.

- Oh, yes, team-building.

My former hippo assistant
Doug and I

used to love to team-build.

- I'm giving you one chance
to get out of here before we--

- Foot face guys?

- It's those flame face
foot foes, fellas.

- What happened
to you guys?

Did a doctor
cut you up and then--

- Is there a creepy doctor
running around

that we don't know about?

- [laughs]
Looks like you've got to choose

between me or them,

a classic
wellington's choice.

- He's getting away into
that exhibit on the occult.

Quick, follow him.

- Hurry!

Let's get the device
while these idiots

are stuck together.

- It's team-building!

- Why are we stuck together

when there are literally
three villains?

- Make that four!

Warren Stone, the biggest,
baddest of them all

is here to get in on the--

- Hey, guy?

Can you give us a minute?

We've got a lot
on our plate here.

- We need to go after
the flame heads.

- No, Hypno.

- No, stop me!

- Flame heads.
- Hypno.

- Flame heads.
- Hypno.

- Flame heads.
- Hypno.

- Flame heads.
- Hypno.

- Flame heads.
- Hypno.

- Enough!

We deal with the problem
that's in front of us,

like the perfect theme.

Theam?

- Well, that makes
perfect sense.

Okay, theam,
what are we gonna do?

- We roll!

- Roll what?

- Us.
Get on our side.

It's bouldering time.

- Whoa, oh!

[both squeal]

- Ow!

- Ow.
- Whoa.

- Oh, no, no.

- [screams]

- Ugh, ow.

- Guys, I--

I don't feel so good.

- Stop!

[screams]

[both squeal]

- I just missed it.

- No, no, no, no, no, wait.

[pinball machine clanking]

- You missed it.

- It's always my face.

- [groans]

- Focus.
We roll as a team.

[both squeal]

It's working.
- We're doing it.

- Keep rolling, boys.

- Nailed it.

- Good job, team.

We saved the place.

- Please never make me
boulder again.

[expl*si*n]
- Ha, even Mount Ngauruhoe

would be envious
of that expl*si*n.

- Hypno.

We gotta hurry.

- With the power
of the first witch,

I'll be able
to resurrect Doug,

and then together we can--

- Okay, Hypno.

Time to send you back to--

I mean, time to make you--

- Wait, wait, wait,
I got it.

Turn me.

Hypno,
time to send you back--

- Mezmer-roo!

- He's gonna hypnotize me.
Turn!

- Ah, turn!

- Turn.

- Turn me.

- Now that you're
under my control,

how about you
leave this place and--

- We're not
under your control.

- Yes, master.

- Oh, brother.

- Donnie and Mikey,
he can't hypnotize us.

Let's get him.

[grunts]

- Huh, that's
a little too close.

Stop right there!

- I'm sorry, what?

I can't hear you.

- [yells]

- Oh, no, not again.

[groans]

[groaning]

[coughs]

- Ugh, what happened?

- We stopped him.

- Ah, like the perfect team.

- No!

No more terrible
team-building ideas.

both: Whoa.

- [groans]

- One set of bad guys left.

- Will this nightmare
never end?

- This is really
gonna hurt ya.

- That's not good.

[electric zapping]

- Ugh, oh.

- Yes, we're free!

- That's not good.

- I missed you guys.

- Oh, no one needs to be
that close to their family.

No offense.

- You moron,
blast them again.

[electric zapping]

- [gasps]

- Oh, no.

- Raph,
what are you doing?

- Ah!

Ugh.
[whimpers]

- Oh, no.

- Raph, Raph,
you okay, buddy?

- Yeah, man, I ju--
I just really thought

this would bring us together.

The FAB was a stupid idea.

Let's do your guy's thing
and split up.

- No, your plan worked.

We're a better team now.

- Yeah, what if
we didn't split up?

What if we got
the FAB four back together?

- Sure, but how?

- Finally, I'm free!

- Let's use this rope.

- [groans]

I am not a belt.
- Let's do this.

- I'm greatest foe
you've ever faced!

- Ugh.

Ah!

[loud thud]

- Cowabunga!

Ahh!

- [growls]

- Let's shred, boys.

- This is my nightmare!

- [gasps]

[screams]

Stop that!
Move out of the way!

- FAB mode is awesome.

- Now we are the perfect team.

[all cheer]

- Go, team theam.

- Finally, I'm free.

Ooh.

This will work nicely.

Ah!

[chuckles]

- Ow! Get--get away, bird!

- [squawks]

- [laughs]

Ugh!