01x03 - The Swan in Swamp Lake

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[Rose] "The Swan in Swamp Lake."

[Rose] Magister Rapunzel?

[grunting]

Magister Rapunzel!

Her library has to be
around here somewhere. Aha!

[panting] Oh, well,
I'm sure this is perfectly safe.

[screams, chuckles]

[whimpering]

Astoria, you're my granddaughter,
and I love you.

I don't want to see you end up like me,
stuffed away in a tower your whole life.

I was also so lonely
that I started talking

to inanimate objects just for company.

Isn't that right, Horace?

-You understand.
-Granny!

Anyway, make time for your friends.

A princess must be social
if she's going to meet a handsome prince.

Granny!

-Um...
-[Astoria] I don't need a prince!

I can take care of myself!

Oh, and speaking of being social,
I'm sure you remember little Odette.

You two used to play together
all the time.

Hey!

[sighs] When we were babies.

Now that's quite enough of that,
young lady.

Odette is a lovely girl,

and you should never have
lost touch with her.

Need I remind you, her grandmother,
the Swan Princess,

is a dear friend of mine.

Ah! You know the Swan Princess?
[screams]

[both gasp]

[Astoria] Rose, what are you doing?

That is so cool! What is she like?

Does she honk? Can she fly?
Does she have feathers?

Pumpkin seeds, do you have
one of the Swan Princess's feathers?

-Can I touch it?
-Um... Yes, Rose, can I help you?

Oh, right. Sorry, Magister Rapunzel.

Uh, it's just that, um, class was supposed
to start ten minutes ago.

Everybody's waiting. [giggles]

-[clock chiming]
-Huh? Oh!

Oh, shampurfulous!

[sighs] Well, it's hardly worth
holding class at this point.

Oh, my grade! No.

Granny, we have to go!

[screams]

[Rose] I'm okay.

[chatter]

Very well, class. Let us begin.

Bigby's Guide to Magical Flora.

First, let us review last night's reading
with a little quiz on the material.

Ah! [giggles]

How many leaves are found
on a creeping doowallop?

[Astoria] Oh! Me, me, me!

-Me!
-[Rapunzel] Anyone?

Me, me! Me, Granny!

[Rapunzel]
Anyone at all know the answer?

Hmm...

[Astoria] Uh, Magister!

[Rapunzel]
Certainly someone must know.

Me, me, me!

Astoria, again.

Forty-seven.
Forty-eight if it's a Tuesday.

Correct.

[Rapunzel] As always.

-Goblins are repelled by the scent of...?
-[Astoria] Chamomile.

Huh?

-Which flower only grows--?
-Elflillies.

-What kind of--?
-Harpy weed.

-How many--?
-Eleven.

-What--?
-Cinnamon sticks.

[groans]

[growling]

-What...
-Oh!

...is the Berry-Bon river lotus?

Ah! Ooh!

Ah!

Berry-Bon, Berry-Bon,
Berry-Bon, come on! [grunts]

I'm afraid you won't find the answer
in a book, Miss Rapunzel.

Huh?

The Berry-Bon river lotus
was only just discovered

and has not yet been written about
in any textbooks.

What?

As luck would have it,
not far away from LeFrog Castle,

there is a pond
with perfect conditions for it.

Your assignment is to bring me a sample.

Oh, and keep it away from the dragons.

They're terribly allergic.

Good luck, everyone!

Wh... What is this place?

It's a space on campus
just for us students.

[Rose] Oh! So much better
than hanging out at Moonbucks.

Everyone comes here
to meet up with friends.

But more importantly,
it's the perfect place to plan...

-Uh...
-[gasps, giggles]

...the assignment.

Wow, look at all the flowers!
They're so pretty!

Maybe I can find one
to surprise my mom tonight.

Ooh, maybe that one!
Ooh, or that one.

Ooh, my mom would love it!

[gasps] Oh, my frog!
That's my favorite, too.

[Joy] The purple stink-lily.

It lets out a cloud of gas
when it's happy.

-Hmm... maybe not.
-[sniffing]

-The ones over here look safe.
-[gasps, shouts, coughs]

Aw, it likes you. [chuckles]

Ugh, this is crazy.

How are we supposed to find the Berry-Bon
when it's not in any books?

Oh!

[campus dragon]
Hold on, let's stop here for a break.

What a morning.

I'll never get the stink-cloud smell
out of my wings.

Oh, hi!

-[giggles] Hello!
-If she asks, I'm not here.

[gasps] That's it! Dragons!

I know. Aren't they so cool?

No, my grandmother said
that dragons are allergic to Berry-Bon.

And there's only one spring
in the swamp dragons never drink from.

Come on!

Frog-tastic!
Astoria, you're a genius!

[Astoria] Oh, wow!

Is this the famous LeFrog swamp
where the Frog Prince happened?

[croaking]

Hello, Pete. Hi, Martha.

Oh, you are so cute, Lou.

-[Astoria] Hurry up, Joy!
-Oh. I'm coming. Wait for me!

[Astoria] This is the perfect place
for the Berry-Bon lotus.

Now, we just need a way
to look underwater.

Oh, sure.
Let me just frog out. Uh...

Oh, no! My wand! I lost my wand.

You what?

Without it, I can't control the turning
into a frog thing, like, at all.

Even with some motivation,
like the fact that we're about to fail?

-Hmm... I guess not.
-Oh, that's just great.

-Even Rose can mostly control her magic.
-It's a curse.

Have you tried meditation?

-Yoga?
-It only happens--

When? Huh?

Uh, randomly.

[grunts]

[Rose] Ooh, meditation.

Hey, guys, give me, like, 60 seconds,
and I'll meditate up the best idea.

[chuckles]

-Well, hello there, cousin Julius.
-[croaks]

-[giggles]
-[croaks]

This ought to keep those dummies busy
while we find the lotus.

-[croaks]
-Huh? Um...

[Joy] Oh, a magic frog!
Um, maybe not.

Oh, no! Poor frog.

-[roars]
-Um, okay.

I can talk to frogs.
I can talk to this.

-[croaking]
-Uh, I...

-[Astoria] Ah! Swamp monster!
-[roars]

[Astoria] This was not on the syllabus!

Three... Huh?

Four...

[Astoria] Everyone, take cover!

-[screams]
-No! Get behind me.

I'll deal with this beast.

[chuckles] Too slow.

[Astoria] Nice moves, Hawk.

[groaning]

Why me?

-Fifty-seven, 58-- Huh?
-[Odette] My boot is stuck.

-Oh. Are you all right?
-Yeah, but I can't move.

Uh...

[gasps] I'll save you, boot!

With this kind of heel, once it's stuck,
this is the only way to pull it out.

[grunting]

[both scream]

[chuckles] Thank you so much.

It was really nice of you to help me,

especially since we're not even
on the same team.

I just hate to see
a good pair of shoes in trouble.

Well, thanks again. [chuckles]

[Rose] A shoe is safe
and I can rest easy.

[Travis] Ow! The hurting!

-Any time you guys wanna help.
-[giggles]

-Hey, guys! [whimpers]
-[croaking]

[roars]

Hmm.

Snow Magic!

[Hawk] And the day is saved... or not.

[grunting]

Tower Magic!

[Hawk] You got him.

Eee! Not my best work.

-[roars]
-[grunting]

Uh, what'd I miss?

-Huh?
-[Travis grunting]

[Astoria] Oh, he did not.

-Oh, no!
-Oh...

-Huh?
-[Hawk] I've had it with this thing!

[grunts] Spit him out, monster.

[Travis] Oh, it stinks in here!

[grunts] Whoa!

-[Hawk] Astoria, incoming!
-Huh?

[both grunting]

[all groaning]

I'm free! Oh, I'm free!

-I'm free! I'm--
-[croaks]

Uh-oh. Oh, no.

[all screaming]

[whimpers]

[shrieks] Pumpkin seeds!
A real live monster!

And look, ew!

It's all warty and gross,
just like in the stories.

That is so cool!

-Wow!
-[Hawk] Rose, I'll protect you.

It's payback time!

Fury Magic!

[frog monster growling]

[croaks]

Ta-da! [chuckles]

That was... awesome!

-Hawk, you totally saved me.
-Yeah, nice job, Hawk.

All in a day's work.

Are you serious?

Anyway, enough standing around.
We've got to find that Berry-Bon.

Let's get it started.

[croaks]

I hope Joy isn't too mad
about that poor frog.

Hey, where is Joy, anyway?

Uh, she randomly turned into a frog.

[croaking]

[sighs] Which is a problem.

-[all] Joy! Joy! Joy!
-[Travis] Joy, where are you?

[Astoria] Joy, where are you?

Croak if you hear us.
Croak if you can recognize my voice.

Joy, Joy, Joy!

[croaking]

Oh, I know how we can find her.
I'll consult the magic mirror.

Mirror Hawk, aid us in our quest.

Tell us how we may find our friend Joy.

Huh? Oh, uh, let's see...

Well, uh, a kiss from a prince
turns her back, right?

So, I guess you could kiss all the frogs?

You'll find her eventually.

-[Mirror Hawk] Probably.
-Oh, magic mirror,

I thank you for your guidance.

Hey, wait, all of them?
There must be a thousand--

[Rose] Ahem!

[sighs] Frogs.

You heard the magic lake face.
Start kissing, princes.

Uh, we aren't really gonna do this,
are we, Hawk?

Remember, Travis, this is for Joy.
Mwah.

Keep kissing.

I am not going to get a bad grade
because of this.

-Perfect. Let's go.
-[gasps]

-Vicky, turn me into a frog.
-What?

This is my chance to kiss Hawk!

Ruby, we're in the middle
of a scheme here.

Frog. Kiss. Hawk.

[groans]

Mwah.

Mwah. Ugh.

[croaking]

Ah!

Well, well, well.
What do we have here?

The famous Berry-Bon river lotus, perhaps?
For me?

How sweet of you. [laughs]

[croaks]

I'm so evil, I'm so awesome.
I'm so evil, I'm so awesome.

[Travis groaning]

So...

many frogs...

Ugh, this is a huge waste of time.
What if Joy's underwater?

I know. I'll make a boat
so we can search the whole pond.

Watch this.

Pumpkin Magic!

Whoa! Great job, Rose!

-Nice work.
-Yeah.

Uh, uh-oh.

[all groaning]

Oh, hello, Astoria. Guess what.

While you were busy looking
for poor little Joy, you already lost.

I already found the Berry-Bon river lotus,
and now you never will.

You'll never get a good grade now.

Too bad. I guess you'll never
be number one like me.

I'm so evil, I'm so awesome.
I'm so evil, I'm so awesome.

Vicky's right, I will never be like her.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Rose.

You were right.

I got too caught up in our grades
when Joy could be in serious trouble.

That was wrong.

Huh?

Okay, Astoria, let's get serious.

Use that big brain of yours
and come up with a plan.

Huh?

[Astoria] Hey, there, Odette.

Huh?

I know we haven't talked in a while,
but we could really use your help.

You're the Swan Princess' granddaughter?

That is so cool! Can you fly?
Do you have webbed feet?

How do you fit them in those boots?

-Please, please, tell me.
-[laughs] Oh, it's you.

After what you did for me,
I'd be happy to help.

I'm just glad you're talking to me again.

I'm sorry,
I just got so caught up in studying.

I won't let it happen again.

[laughs]

If your friend is a frog, I can find her.

I'll use my special dance to draw out
all the creatures of the pond.

She'll be the only one
dancing like a human.

♪ Light and gentle she moves ♪

♪ And everything now fades away ♪

♪ On a wave of sound
She seems to be flying away ♪

♪ From this world to the stars ♪

♪ Now I know, yes, I know ♪

♪ It's time to let my spirit flow ♪

♪ Like a dream, I close my eyes ♪

♪ And I feel like a butterfly ♪

♪ Let the music play ♪

♪ Take me away ♪

♪ This is the way ♪

♪ Like a dream, I close my eyes ♪

[screams]

♪ And I feel like a butterfly ♪

♪ Let the music play ♪

♪ Take me away ♪

-♪ This is my way ♪
-Look! Over there!

♪ I'm gonna dance like I've never done ♪

Got her! Mwah!

[croaking]

-Ah! [chuckles]
-Joy? Joy!

[giggles]

Ha! Oh, thank goodness you're all right.

I'm sorry, everyone.

I'll never forget that friends
are more important than grades.

Thanks for saving me, you guys,
and for finding my wand.

But you guys are a mess.

Uh, and you aren't?

Oh, I always look like this.
Live in a swamp. [chuckles]

But anyway, I lost the Berry-Bon.

Maybe not.
Rose, what's on your head?

-Uh, my head?
-[chuckles]

[chuckles]

But how can we be sure?

Ooh, I know. A dragon!

[Rose] Dragons are allergic
to Berry-Bon, right?

Okay. Leave this to me.

[whistles]

[grunts] Again?
This is why I never got a cell phone.

[all gasping]

Coach Beast said I was so good
at dragon riding, he'd let me train one.

Well, I could do that if I wanted to,
if I knew how to whistle.

[campus dragon] You again?
What are you doing?

Nothing good can come of you
poking around with that.

[sniffs] Hmm?

[sneezing]

Ha-ha! It must be the Berry-Bon!

Wow, that doesn't look anything
like the one I found.

[gasps] Vicky stole the wrong plant!

Oh, now let's get back to school.

[sneezing]

I'm never answering a whistle...
[sneezes] again.

[Rapunzel] Now this is a surprise.

Astoria and Odette's teams
turning in the assignment together?

The Berry-Bon river lotus.
You found it!

I'm very impressed.

But next time, I expect you'll do as much
without ruining your uniforms.

-[Vicky] You!
-[all gasping]

You knew it was the wrong plant
the whole time.

You tricked me!

[chuckles]
Why would we do something like that?

There are more important things
than grades, you know.

[sighs]

Danger's over.
No wasting time.

Study, study, study!
Let's get it started!

And it was the best,
uh, botany class ever!

They had you out picking flowers all day?

They're probably too cheap
to hire a gardener. Ugh.

Maybe we ought to transfer you
to a more normal school.

No! Mom! You can't!
Look, I got this for you.

Gee, honey, don't you have
any fond memories from high school?

Sure, a few.

Same as anyone, I guess.

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♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

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