01x17 - Hawk and the Poisoned Apples

[bunniefuu]

♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose] Hawk and the Poisoned Apples.

[growls]

-Whoo-hoo!
-[growls]

-Rose! Be careful!
-Hawk, I am being careful! Whoop!

[Hawk] A Stone Ogre's attacking! Let's go!

[Rose] Ooh! Stone Ogre? That's new!

[roars]

Let's go!

[roars]

[groans]

[roars]

[Travis] Like that pebble could hurt me!

[both gasp]

[giggles]

Everyone ready?

[laughs]

Okay! Let's do it!

-[shouts]
-[whooping]

-[Travis] Yeah!
-[Astoria] Whoo!

[Joy] Whee!

Snow Magic!

-Stay frosty, ogre!
-[groans]

Ha, ha!

-Geronimo! [grunts]
-Huh?

Ha, ha! Oh, we did it!

And just in time
for the afternoon magical items exam!

Afternoon? Oh, it was a morning exam!
[shudders]

-Ahem
-[all gasp, shudder]

[groans]

[Snow White]
Your grades are worse than ever!

And that is just disgraceful
considering you have

so many famous family names on your team,
like Snow White!

But, Granny,
how can we have time to study?

We're always saving the school!

Oh, puh-lease!

You think you're the only students
with extra-curricular activities?

Improve your grades
or I'm breaking up your team!

No! Professor Snow White, you can't!

[grunting]

-Would you just get to class?
-[screaming]

[Hawk] Who throws apples, really?

-[Snow White] Get to class, now!
-[gasps, grunts]

Welcome to today's potions class,
students.

Today, we learn about poisons!

[pops]

Ha! And for once, I see,
Rose isn't the most excited student!

[LeFrog] Although,
I guess it's a bit hard to see anyone

getting excited about poisons!

-[giggles]
-[LeFrog] Poisons have a long

and proud history in Fairy Tale Land...

-[chuckles]
-Humph!

[groans]

[LeFrog]
But they also have been instrumental...

-What?
-Humph!

...in pest control, politics
and certain truly awful forms of cooking.

[whispers] Don't worry, Astoria.
My granny will give us another chance.

-She's a softie for family.
-Yeah, well that helps exactly one of us.

However, the point of this lesson
isn't to use poisons.

[both gasp, groan]

It's to learn how to combat them.

Yes, Doctor LeFrog!

So I won't get extra credit
for using sleeping poison on the class?

[all gasp]

Oh, look at them fall.

[all gasp]

[snores]

[yelps]

Ahem. But, no!

Poisoning your classmates
is inappropriate.

[grunts] And you definitely shouldn't
poison pets, Vicky.

It wasn't me.

[Astoria] Aw! That's actually pretty cute!

[hooting]

-[giggles]
-Eh...!

Oh! I think he's napping.

-[spurts]
-Agh!

-[others groaning]
-He always passes gas when he sleeps.

[retching]

[gasping]

[Evil Queen's voice]
Owl gas is a powerful poison!

And an even more powerful cure!

Now class, here is our guest teacher,
the Evil Queen!

[giggling]

What?

[stammers] Bu-- but she's insanely evil!

[laughs]

Hawk! The Evil Queen is our guest!

It's rude to call her evil!

Uh, but, sir, it's her name.
"Evil Queen." it's her name.

Oh, it's okay.
It's true, I was a bit of a diva.

And yes, I occasionally tried
to obliterate anyone fairer than myself.

[grunts]

Whew! Uh! As I was saying, look at me.

Huh? Hmm.

[yelps]

Not much motivation
to be the fairest, is there?

I've moved on.

Does my grandmother know about all this?

She approved it!

[all gasping]

It's true. A few weeks ago,
I wrote to Snow White to apologize,

you know, soft spot for family!

[both gasp]

So, does that mean you're reformed?
An ex-villain helping the good guys?

[gasps] Best fairy tale ever!

That's right! I'm here to promote
goodwill and understanding

between villains and heroes!

Through poison?

Yes, through lots and lots of poison!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Hmm...

Lesson one!

Don't forget, when a stranger offers you
an apple, don't eat it!

Uh, Hawk? Didn't she just say--?

[gulps] Ah!

[snores, groans]

[all gasp]

Everyone, take an apple.

Your goal is to choose one
that's not poisoned,

or withstand the results.

[Travis] Oh, that sounds real safe.

[all gasping]

[Astoria] This is for a grade.
This is for a grade. This is for a grade.

[gasps, snarls]

[barking]

[Evil Queen]
Now, class, someone has to be first.

Uh, oh. That's a frog lover's special.

It makes you smell like a fat swamp fly!

Um, do flies have a smell?

-[shudders]
-[croaking]

[retches]

-[screaming]
-[Joy giggles]

Come on, we just want to sniff you!

I'm a Beast. I can take it.

Hmm... Ah! That one makes you fly.

Uh. That sounds great!

Randomly and uncontrollably!

Wait! [yells]

[Travis] Okay!

[groans]

[both moaning]

[grunting]

[Evil Queen] Good! Atta girl, girls!

That one makes you
magnetically attract burritos!

[shudders]

-[muffled voice]
-squeaks]

That one lets you pass through floors!

Oh-hh!

That one makes you able to breathe
green apple juice!

[gulps, groans]

[chuckles] Now, that's just stupid.

Instead of air.

[gasps]

[screams, gags]

[sloshing]

[croaks]

[croaks]

Oh, wow! I never thought of that.
I better carry some around on me.

-They're all poisoned, aren't they?
-Agh!

Oh, no. Some are poisoned twice.

[Evil Queen laughing]

Oh! It's flower feeding time!

Hey, LingLing, how come I didn't see you
in potions class?

I aced herbal medicine at my last school,
so I placed out of potions.

[Rose] Oh, cool!
Well, I'll see you in dance class!

My gut says the Evil Queen
is still incredibly evil!

Hawk, I believe you!
Your intuition has never failed us!

Except for the time you had us attack
that ogre to free a princess,

and then she turned out
to be his daughter.

Seriously rude.

And the time you had us attack that troll
to free a princess,

but she turned out to be his wife.

I don't even!

Don't forget the time you had us attack
a giant spider to free a princess,

but she turned out to be his mom!

Let us never speak of this again.

But I'm really sure this time.

Uh-- I think-- okay. Hawk is right.

And trust me, I wish she was really
one of the good guys,

because that would be so cool.

Thank you, Rose.

Now, we've gotta ask my grandmother
what's going on!

She's teaching Introduction to magic items
right now.

Oh, then, let's go! Whoa!

[Beast] Magic Items
are delicate things, so pay attention!

So, uh, when a magic mirror
isn't working,

like, right now,

I always suggest kicking it! [grunts]

Huh?

Coach Beast, sorry to interrupt, but--

Why are you teaching this class?
Where's my granny?

Professor Snow White didn't show up
and I was the only one free.

And no one went looking for her?

I just assumed she was locked
in her office, pigging out on apples.

She does that a lot, you know.
It's, uh, not healthy.

[Hawk] Let's go!

Now, here's something
Snow White won't teach you.

Don't use magic wands to pick your teeth.

[mumbling]

Ooh!

[groans]

-Should we be taking notes? Hmm?
-Uh...

[Hawk] To the skies!
We ride to find my granny!

Hey, Hawk, where are we going?

To Snow White Castle.
Maybe Granny's in her office.

In any case,
I know all of her hiding spots!

They're handy for when Granny brings
princesses to the castle.

I always wonder why you hide
from princesses. They can't be all bad.

Um, I mean, there must be some,
or one, you wouldn't run from.

Huh? [chuckles]

I mean, one or anyone.

-Um, no one in particular.
-Huh?

[Astoria]
Can we get back to saving the day now?

[all gasp]

Granny?

Okay, my grandma is officially missing!

Hey, your granny's magic mirror!
It's gone!

Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.

The Evil Queen stole it!

Why would she want a mirror?
She's so ugly now.

Hi. My name's Vicky.
Are you being evil right now?

Oh, dearie, that was the old me.

I'm done with [inhales]

delicious, exhilarating, wonderful evil!

Oh! I'm an evildoer, in disguise.

Huh? Then, I suppose
you're here to turn me back?

Uh...

Okay, you win!

I can't resist your onslaught
of temptations any longer!

But I didn't say any--

Fine! Yes! We'll poison everyone!

Uh, okay. [laughs]

You're right!

First, someone
will have to kidnap Snow White

and stuff her into her own magic mirror!

Oh, wait, I already did! [cackles]

Because it was originally my mirror!

[gasps]

[muffled voice]

[laughs] I think... I love you.

Last we saw the evil queen,
she was at the potions lab!

[Hawk] Then let's go!

Grandpa, we need your help!

Huh? [shudders]

[screaming]

[gasps] What happened?

[banging]

Grandpa!

Don't you see, Joy?
He's flying randomly and uncontrollably!

Poisoned apple!
Did the Evil Queen do this to you?

[LeFrog] Oh, no!

-[shrieks]
-No. No. No. No, no, no!

[thumps]

Come on, we've got to check
on the other teachers!

[prince] Ah, it's Burrito Day!
I just love Burrito Day!

[prince 2] Yeah, just don't sit
behind the three little pigs.

Hmm?

[all gasping]

[screams]

Granny Cinderella!

More poisoned apples!
This time, burrito terror!

[screams, gags]

-Granny! Joy, the green apple juice!
-Yes!

[gurgling]

Joy, thanks for passing it to me
just in time!

Yeah, it's a good thing we had some.

Until we find the antidote,
she can only breathe like that!

[snarls] Stop sniffing me! [roars]

-Huh?
-No!

Oh, yeah! Sniffing! Yummy! [giggles]

Not now, Joy! We have a villain to defeat.

[Astoria] If there's a fairytale villain
on the loose,

then Vicky has to be involved!

-She'll be headed for the gate!
-Look, there she is!

[grunts]

[Astoria] The Guardian dragon's
already gone beddy-bye! Let's go!

[all grunting]

Evildoers, get ready!

Evil ones, prepare yourselves!

LingLing? I get dibs
because she's my family's archenemy.

And, she poisoned our grandparents.

Oh, in that case, please allow me to help.

Since you asked nicely, let's get 'em!

Please, darlings, have a taste.

[grunts]

Now! I've got you! [grunts]

[grunts]

Oh, that's fair.

I'll turn her into a--

[croaks]

Pumpkin Magic!

Oh, yeah!

[Rose] I've have always wanted to do this!

[grunts]

[both shriek]

[Rose] Whoa!

[groans] Thanks, helmet.

[Travis] Whoa, applesauce!

-[giggles]
-[groans]

Fury Magic!

[gasps, screaming]

[howls]

[groans]

We got her!

Oh, really?

Huh? Ah!

That's, uh, probably bad!

Uh... uh-oh!

[buzzing]

-[all groaning]
-[laughs]

[Astoria] There she is!

[grunts] Tower Magic!

[cackles]

The poison from these expl*sive apples
turns your magic against you.

Huh?

Ha! Then let's see how it handles this!
Snow Magic!

[screams]

Uh, yeah.

I just said that it turns
your magic against you, so...

[grunting]

I don't need magic.

Uh, you know,
I'm just a little old lady, right?

[yells]

[Snow White] Let me out of here!

One more step and I'll smash this mirror.

And then, no more Snow White!

[gasps]

-[all gasping]
-[croaks]

-Granny!
-[croaks]

[Hawk] Joy, what are you doing?

[croaking]

[hoots]

-[croaks]
-[yawns]

-[spurts]
-Ugh!

Agh!

Hey, don't look at me. It was him.

[chuckles]

[grunts]

Owl gas! That's the antidote!
We've always had it with us!

It's true. Remember the lesson?

The Evil Queen said
that owl gas is a strong antidote!

[gasps, growls]

So we can save Grandma with this?

Yes, leave it to me!

[Evil Queen laughing]

[hoots, spurts]

[Evil Queen retching, coughing]

[coughs]

[groans] That's it! Huh?

[cackles]

-[grunts]
-Ah! [groans]

-[shouts]
-[groaning]

[cheering]

Go, Granny Snow White!

Hmm!

I was right about the Evil Queen.

After all, a rotten apple
remains a rotten apple.

-[hoots]
-And hey, even Doc got to be a hero.

-[yawns]
-[groans] A gassy one.

Good, all we need to do
is use the antidote

to make everything right again!

Okay, Granny, take a deep breath...
or not!

Ah. [squeals]

[sniffs, retches]

[Rose] Sorry, this isn't gonna make
the cafeteria the most appetizing place,

but no choice!

[screaming]

[sniffs] Ugh!

Yummy!

[yelping]

-[Hawk] Yes! Good aim!
-[LeFrog groaning]

-[Travis] Moving target, too.
-[grunts, exhales]

Joy, how did you remember
that we had to use owl gas?

I didn't. I just like the smell.

-[all] Agh!
-[Travis] Whatever, not surprised.

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just began
It's magic power, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy ♪
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪