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01x19 - Hair Curse

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regal Academy". Aired: August 13, 2016.*
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A girl finds a magic key and falls into Fairytale Land, and attends Regal Academy, a school for the children of fairytales.

01x19 - Hair Curse

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♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose] "Hair Curse."

[sighs, moans]

[yawns]

[screams]

Why am I in the library?
I went to bed in my bedroom!

How did I get here?

Oh, no! It's finally happened.
My worst nightmare come true! [gasps]

[grunts]

I'm going to be late for class!

[panting]

-[grunts]
-[all gasp]

Uh, what?

[exhales] I made it!

[groans]

Wow, Astoria, you've never been...

-not early to class before.
-[gasps]

Is something wrong?

I'd say my new curse is going to keep
Astoria out of our hair for a long time!

[laughter]

Each of the wonderful lands
in Fairy Tale Land

have unique traditional greetings.

You'll memorize them all for the test.

Let's review.

The handshake of the Hand Kingdom,
the foot-shake of the Foot Kingdom.

[hoots, groans]

[squeals]

Uh, that's just a hug.

That goes on for 23 minutes.

It's the ceremonial greeting
of the Spell-Breakers of Princessia.

Ooh! Ah!

Headmistress Cinderella.
Please, I want to demonstrate on Hawk.

[gasps, giggles]

No! I want to demonstrate on Hawk!

Oh!

-[grunts]
-[gasps]

-It was my idea!
-[grunts]

-[groans]
-[princess] He's mine!

-[sighs]
-[Grandma Cinderella] Ladies!

All of you can practice
the greeting of Princessia...

[all gasp]

...on Travis!

[gasps, chuckles]

[screaming]

Huh? [groans]

That's what I thought.

Now, class, we'll learn the greeting
of the Etiquette Kingdom.

Hop up and down on one leg
and then present a pineapple.

Oh! Whoa!

-[thudding]
-[Rose groaning] Sorry.

-You have a pineapple?
-Always be prepared.

Headmistress, you're technically
only supposed to hop on one leg.

Oh.

[all grunting]

[grunts]

Astoria is back to her old self.

Still, not like her
to be almost late to class.

Yeah, hope she won't be late
on the day of the test.

[Rose] She's the only one
who can memorize all 157 steps

of the Duchy of the Southern Brimstone
Dragon's royal greeting!

Oh, it's not so hard!
You just have to move quickly.

Whoa!

-Hmm?
-Eh...

You shake right hands,
then cross and shake left hands,

and then feet,
then a dragon-wing underhand wave,

then fold yourself over backwards
and do a handstand!

I really feel comfortable now.

[sighs, croaks]

Okay.

Oh, all right. And then we-- Oh. Whoa!

Twist your head all the way around
ten times and let it spin like a top!

Whoo-hoo! I think I'm getting it.

I'm serious, you guys, I need your help!

Waking up randomly in the library
is not cool!

This is the work of an evil kidnapper
who loves to read!

Ooh, they're the worst!

Yes! The kidnapper got so into a book
that he totally forgot he'd kidnapped you.

He's sure to be back tonight
to finish the job!

Then we need to watch over her!

Wow, thanks, guys.

Oh, I've even got something
to help you sleep. Scarlet Rose tea!

Stay calm, everyone.

Ha! Mm...

Whoa! [shrieks]

Ah! [groans]

[Rose] Sorry.

[yawns]

[snoring]

Wow, that stuff really works.

There's something exhilarating
about being out at night.

[snoring]

-Huh?
-[snoring]

-[grunts]
-[groans]

[yawns] I think I'm gonna go check
on Astoria.

[moans]

Let's not wake her.
We can show her what great friends we are

by catching the kidnapper
while she snoozes!

[moans]

What--? Uh, guys!

[Rose] I think I found our kidnapper!

Hurry!

[Hawk grunts]

Well, wake her up! Asto--

-[muffled voice]
-[shushes]

Hold on, students.
I have an idea of what's going on.

-[breathes]
-[Grandma Rapunzel] Let's follow her.

[all] Huh?

Hmm? [snarls]

[all grunt]

-Attack!
-Whoa!

No, no. Don't worry,
her hair will handle the situation.

[whimpers]

The hair knows bear-fu. Most impressive.

[Rose] And here we are
back at the Library Tower.

[moans]

I guess that solves the mystery.

Mm-hmm. As I suspected.

Astoria has Rapunzel ivy hair,

and so it's devoted
to helping her realize her dream.

Uh, we're over here.

Oh! Sorry, too many years in the tower.

Oh! I know, I know!

Astoria's dream is to become
headmistress of the school!

Yes. But her ivy hair has a curse on it,
causing it to become obsessed

and to go too far
to help her achieve that dream.

Oh! Which is why it's bringing her
to the library! To study more!

Exactly. But don't worry.

Magic shampoo will wash that curse
right out of her hair.

However, you have to apply it precisely
during the first day of the month.

And remember, make sure
Astoria's hair doesn't realize it!

It would go crazy!

[Astoria] Hello?

-[gasps]
-Whoa!

I'm sure there's a reason everyone left me
sleeping in the Library Tower again?

In order to solve your problem,
we can't tell you. Sorry.

[grunts]

Astoria, don't worry,
we won't rest until we've solved this.

[grunts]

That's what friends do!

Thanks, Rose. Just make sure
I don't miss the ceremonies exam.

[Astoria] Our team will fail!

Well, just in case, I've been practising
the ceremonial greeting

of the Principality of Schnoz. [inhales]

[imitates trumpet sound, hums]

[all] Ooh!

Astoria has treated me like a sister,

teaching me about the Fairy Tale Land,
and now's my chance to help her!

Um, that would've been really inspiring
without the, uh, you know...

[grunts]

Whoa! Thanks, Joy!

Now, we're going to keep Astoria safe

as she walks, crawls, is carried,
whatever, to school.

And no telling Astoria about the plan.

If her ivy hair overhears us,
[shudders] it'll be mad!

Or we just find the person
who cursed Astoria and attack!

Hawk, all that matters now
is helping Astoria.

The curse has been cast.

Wow, Rose,
despite what my grandmother says,

and all the teachers,
and anyone with any authority, really,

you're pretty level-headed!

-Whoo-hoo!
-Huh?

I love getting compliments!

[all gasp]

[pigs squeal]

-[gasps]
-[grunts]

Huh?

[shushes]

Hmm. [chuckles]

[shudders] Huh?

Mmm. [slurps]

Huh? [hoots]

[whispers] Doctor LeFrog! He'll wake her!

Pumpkin Magic!

[grunts]

[yelps]

-[crashes]
-[Doctor LeFrog] Oh, dear!

Yeah! [giggles]

[all gasp]

Snow Magic!

[gasps, grunts]

[whistles]

I get to save her...

again.

Ah! Oh.

[groans]

Maybe during break,
we could go to Dragon Land!

Their Volcano Library
is the greatest source of learning!

Huh?

Oh. I can't take much more of this!

Well, tomorrow, we break the curse!

Huh?

Oh! [shushes]

-You know, there are lots of books...
-Hmm...

[yawns]

[gasps]

Huh?

[Joy] Where is Astoria?

[both gasp]

Her hair has always left at the same time
Why would it leave so early?

Because it's not going
to the school library,

it's going to one much farther away.

The Volcano Library
in Dragon Land! [gasps]

Her hair must've heard Magister Rapunzel
talking about the volcano library.

Oh! We'll never make it!

We've got to get the shampoo
in her hair today!

And make it back to class in time
for the test!

Astoria will never forgive us
if we save her life but fail the test!

-Everyone, quick, dismount!
-[hoots]

[Rose screaming]

[grunts]

Um, thanks.

[chuckles]

[Astoria screaming] What?
How did I get here?

There she is! Look over there!

This time,
it's the Volcano Secret Library.

-Why?
-We're here!

-It'll be okay.
-Astoria Rapunzel, let--

Oh! Let me do it! Let me do it!
Let me do it! Let me do it!!

With pleasure.

[laughs] Astoria Rapunzel,
let down your hair!

What? [scoffs] My hair is never supposed
to refuse that request!

What is wrong with my hair?

[all screaming]

[whining]

[exhales, chuckles]

[all grunt, panting]

Can you tell me what's going on now?

Yep. Bed head curse.
We just need to wash it out of your hair!

Ha-ha!

Oh!

Let's do this!

Whoa!

[grunts]

[grunts]

Snow Magic!

[grunts] Frog Magic!

[gasps] Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry!

Ha! [laughs]

[hums]

[gasps] Whoa!

-Gotcha!
-Hold on, we got this!

I'm fine. No problems. [groans]

-Why is it only hitting me?
-Huh?

[grunts] Fury Magic!

[all shuddering]

Hey, hey!

Hmm? [gasps]

[all groaning]

That snarl is gonna take me a year
to brush out!

[groaning]

[chuckles]

[shudders]

[gasps]

Huh?

How long have you been in there? Fetch!

[grunts]

Shake and spray!

Good thing this is no-tear shampoo!

What's going on?
The hair is totally covered in that stuff,

but we haven't washed out
any of the curse!

Because you've lathered,
but you haven't rinsed!

Ha-ha! Snow Magic!

Now we've just got to melt it
and create a shower!

How are we supposed to melt all that ice?

[dragons clearing throat]

Oh. Seriously? We're dragons!

Oh, my frog,
you forgot all about us, didn't you?

[Joy's dragon] I thought...
[sobbing] we were friends!

No, you are our friends!

Really? Then what's my name?

Uh... [mumbles name]

[gasps] Wow!
And you didn't pronounce the silent K.

[chuckles]

I'm sorry I doubted you.

Oh!

Ha-ha!

Oh, thank you... [mumbles name]

Uh, yeah, that's not my name.
I was being super sarcastic.

Oh. Well, thanks.

It's cool. So, you want to hang out
after school some time?

[gasps] Oh, whatever-your-name-is,
that would be awesome!

My name is Dinkus.

"Cursed shampoo"?
Why didn't I think of this before?

Maybe I'll swap out all the shampoo
in the school.

-[Hawk] Look out below!
-Huh? [yells]

Ugh!

Oh! Oh. [gasps]

Oh, no! [screams]

[muffled voice]

Looks like Rose won't make it. [sighs]

[laughter]

Oh!

Greetings, Headmistress.

What was that?

That was the ceremonial greeting
of the Peninsula of Misfit Hair Stylists.

And I believe it's worth extra credit.

Now if you don't mind,
I have a test to ace!

Ugh! [sighs]

Hmm.

Hey, look at that.
I got the best grade ever!

And this is all thanks to you, my friends!

[giggles]

♪ Having friends into my life
Is the most fantabulous thing ♪

♪ Everybody has got to know ♪

♪ That our friendship
Is like a great and magic show ♪

♪ Every day and every time ♪

♪ We keep growing side by side ♪

♪ We can even dare to fly ♪

♪ 'Cause our limit is the sky ♪

♪ You're the light
You're the sparkle in my eyes ♪

♪ We are together now ♪

♪ We walk the street of our life ♪

♪ We're all for one, one for all ♪

♪ United we stand, divided we fall ♪

♪ We are together now ♪

♪ And I feel stronger with you ♪

♪ I know that's what friends are for ♪

♪ I know that we're gonna be ♪

♪ Me and you and you and me ♪

♪ We will be ♪

♪ Like true friends forever ♪

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪