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02x01 - Being Rabbids, Rabbid Diet, Reflections in a Rabbid Eye

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

02x01 - Being Rabbids, Rabbid Diet, Reflections in a Rabbid Eye

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- Give me a "B.

" - # ba ba ba ba # Give me a lot of heart.

[vocalizing]

Waaah! oh, hey All: Waaah! [rock music]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Waaah! - Wa-wa, whoa, whoa! - Waaah! - Wa-wa, whoa, whoa! - Waaah! oh, hey, so, cee All: # waaah, waaah, waaah # wah waaah Wah, wah, wah, waaah [drum riff]

# dah, daaah! # [Thunder crashing]

[Laughing]

You see the rabbid simply needs to push the big red button to open the box and take the radishes.

And you think that's possible? Yes! [Slurping]

Oh.

[Grumbling]

Too complicated, John.

There's no way we can send this idiot to the Moon.

We're done here.

I think you've made enough of a fool of yourself for today.

[Gasping]

I'll show her.

I'll show them all.

Once I get the Nobel prize, they'll have to recognize my genius.

My mind explorer is ready at last.

I'll be the very first man to enter the brain of a rabbid! [Thunder crashing laughing]

February 7th.

The being rabbid experiment begins.

This recording is for future generations.

You're so lucky, you're going to be as smart as me.

[Crackling]

[Blabbering]

Huh? [Laughing]

Huh? What? But Baba.

This is a nightmare! Aah! This is a disaster! Our two brains have been swapped! [Laughing]

Baba! Baba! Oh, baba.

All is not lost.

I just have to reverse the process.

Come here come here, boy.

That's it, come here [Protesting]

[Belches]

Ah-ah-ah! Easy, boy.

No! The monster's attacking me! Sadly, the monster has gone insane.

I have no choice but to use technology to control him.

Science will forgive me! [Grunting]

Ahh! The monster has taken hold of the remote control.

I've got to get it back.

[Whistling]

Here, boy.

Look at this beautiful radish! Go fetch! No no, no, no, no, no! Ah! Wahh! Hey, get out of there, you stupid idiot.

- Baba! - No, no! [Computer]

Experiment 1-0-8-6-1.

Oh, no, I'm not the Guinea pig here, no way.

You hear that? [Laughing]

Okay, okay, I'll be the Guinea pig.

[Angered shouting]

What, use this? [Laughing]

[Laughing]

Experiment 1-0-8-6-2.

Baba! [Laughing]

[Music]

Oh, come on! [Laughing]

[Laughing]

Huh? No, no, no, not that one! No! No, nooo! Experiment 1-0-8-6-3.

[Laughing]

Experiment 1-0-8-6-4.

[Laughing]

Oh, no! [Music]

No! [Laughing]

[Buzzing]

Experiment terminated.

Hey! Wake up, you idiot! Wake up! [Music]

[Snoring]

John, there's no need to come to work so early if you're just going to sleep.

Boss, it's me! It's me! Huh? John, did you teach him how to speak? He's the rabbid! He's me and I'm him! Get it? Ugh! What nonsense.

These rabbids are still just as stupid as ever.

These ridiculous experiments are over.

Next.

Nooo! Wah, wah, wah, waaah [drum riff]

# dah, daaah! # Baba! Ba, baba! Bababa, baba.

[All]

Ba Ba, ba, ba, ba! Ba! [Grumbling]

Ba.

[Both]

Wow.

[Laughing]

Baba! [All]

Baba! [Belches]

[Laughing]

Hmm.

[Whistle blowing]

Ba baba! Bababa, ba, baba! - Babababa! - Baba! Ba! [Belches]

[Rabbids]

Baba! - Ah - Ba, ba! [Grunting]

Baba.

Ba ba baba, ba [rabbid shouting repeatedly]

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Bababababa! Hmm? - Ba, ba! Bababa! - Hmm? - Baba - Ba? [Gurgling]

Ba? Hmm.

[Gurgling]

Hmm.

Ba, ba Baba [Whistle blowing]

Hmm.

Ba! Bababa! Ha ha! Bababababa! - Baba! - [All]

Ba! Hmm Hmm? Ahh! Ba! [Grumbling]

Bababa! Huh? Baba, baba.

[Whistle blowing]

Baba! Ba! Bababababa! Oh, baba.

Oh? Hmm Ba.

Hmm? Ba.

Ah Ahh! Ba.

Ba.

Baba! Ba.

- Baba! - Ba! Baba! [Fly buzzing]

- Oh! [Farts]

- Baba.

[Laughing]

[Music]

Oh! Ba, baba! [Laughing]

[Whistle blowing]

Bababa! Baba.

[Groaning]

Mm-hmm.

Hmm? Baba, ba? Baba Baba Hmmm.

[Buzzing]

Baba! Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah.

Ahh! [All]

Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah! [Whirring]

Bababa! Baba! [Beeping]

Bababa! [Laughter]

Baba! Ba.

- Ba? - Baba! [Laughing]

Ba! Ah Ba! Baba [Chattering]

Shhh.

Baba, bababa, bababa! Oh [Rumbling]

Wah, wah, wah, waaah [drum riff]

# dah, daaah! # Hmm Bababababa! Ba, babababa! Ba, baba! Ba, bababa! Ba, baba! Ba, ba! Ba, baba! Ba, baba! Ba, baba! Ba, bababa! - Ba, baba! - Ba, baba! Ba-ha! Ba-ha! Mm-hmm.

Ba, bababa, ba! Oh? [Screams]

[Thud]

[All]

Oh Bababa! Bababa, bababa! Ba.

Ba, baba.

Oh? Hmm? Oh! Oh Oh, baba Bababa! Bababa, baba.

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Ba! Ba! Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba - Ba.

- Ba [Splashing]

Ba, ba, ba, ba-ha! Ba-ha! Ba [Music]

Baba Oh Ba, baba, baba! Ba, ba, baba, ba, baba! Oh? - Hmm - Bababa! Bababa, bababa! Baba, baba, ba! Hmm? Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba! Ba-ha! Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

Baaa! Ba? Ba-ha! Hmm? Bababa.

Mmm, ha! Eh? Hmm Bababa! Baaaa! - Hmm, bababa.

- Bababa, ba.

Bababa.

Ba, baba.

Ba, ba, baba.

Hmm.

Baba! Baba! Babababa! Baba, baba! Ba, baba, baba! [Whiiring]

Baba baba! Ba! [Screams]

Ba, ba, ba, ba! Ba, ba, ba, ba! Baaa! Ba, baba, ba.

Ahh, baba! Ba ba! Bababa, bababa! - Oh? - Ba Baba.

Ba! Baba, baba, bababa! Ba? Ba? - Ba? - Ba.

Ba? Ba, ba, ba, ba [knocking]

- Baba.

- Ba, ba? Ba bababa.

Ahh Ba ba! Ba! Ba bababa! [Groaning]

[Slurping]

[Belches]

[Screaming]

Bababa! Baba! Baba, baba, baba! Bah wubbee wubba whee bah wubbee wubba wah bah wubbee wubba whee bah wah bah bah wah bah wubbee wubba whee bah wubbee wubba wah bah wubbee wubba bibitty bah wah bah bah wah bah wubbee wubba wah bah wubbee wubba whee bah wah bah bah wah bah wubbee wubba whee bah wubbee wubba wah bah wubbee wubba bibitty bah wah bah bah wah bah wah bah bah wah bah wah bah bah wah bah wah bah bah wah