01x29 - The Purple Game/Mystic Library

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- I was trying to give Mayhem a bath,

but he poofed away and somehow,

he got stuck in the mirror!

- Aww, poor little fella.

- You guys can get him out, right?

- Of course!

We're experts on minthtic stuff.

- Um, you mean mystic, right? I think we should call Donnie.

- No, no, no, no.

I got just the plan to get him out.

- My bathroom! - So you thought smashing

everything but the mirror would get him out of the mirror?

- [gasps]

I could smash the mirror!

- You can't smash the mirror with him in it.

He might get trapped in the netherworld.

-Oh, my gosh! He's fading.

We got to do something! Donnie, whip up one of your

magic science potions and get him out.

- Okay, magic science, not a thing,

but, segue, whenever I get stuck with a tough problem,

I look for answers at my local library.

[crickets chirp]

It's a big place full of books.

- [snores]

- They are like comics, but thicker?

- Okay, like comics. - Ugh.

[funky music]

♪ ♪

[sniffs]

Oh, these walls contain the sum knowledge

of entire civilizations!

- Whoa! Jupiter Jim Saves a Cat!

- Yes, right. - So where do we start?

There's, like, a million books here.

- But Raphael, a library is a treasure hunt.

You never know what gems you may find along the way.

- Ah, like a book on how to catch?

Heads up. - Ah!

And ow.

A-ha, there's something interesting

in the section on rocks.

- Said nobody ever. - Ah, you're right.

Geology stinks.

[dramatic music]

- Whoa. - That's awesome!

- Libraries rock.

♪ ♪

[all groaning]

- [gasps]

Holy Gutenberg, it's magnificent!

Watch and learn, gentle-turtles.

[tense music]

[squeaking]

Ah, salutations, good-- - Hush, library voice.

- Ah, But of course.

My illiterate colleagues and I are--

- [tutting]

- Conducting some crucial mystic research--

- [shushing]

- With a life of a beloved pet hanging in the balance.

[shimmer]

- Yeah! Ow!

- [growls]

I see.

You children will find the kiddie room to your left.

- What? Would a child have

a platinum library card?

Would a child have won the national

library competition three years in a row?

Would a child be an expert in Dewey Decimal Mathematics?

I can divide by biographies! - Shh!

- Biographies. - Fine.

You can go to the main library, so long as you--shh!

[all groan]

If my Hush Bats hear anything louder than a whisper,

they'll lock you up in the kiddie room.

- Got it. - [growls]

- If we get locked in that kiddie room,

we'll never find what we need to help Mayhem.

So be very quiet. Wait, where's Mikey?

[gasps]

- [inhales]

Echo!

[dramatic music]

I regret nothing!

- Is he going to be okay? - In the kiddie room?

He'll be fine.

- [groans]

[train toots]

Hey, a choo-choo!

- [growling]

[dramatic music]

- New toy!

- Where?

♪ ♪

- Guys, Mayhem's fading fast.

How do we find a book that'll help us save him?

- Very simple. Every library has a catalog.

I'm sure in a mystic library, you merely summon it.

[faint rattling]

Here we go.

"Complete Compendium of Escape Rituals."

It's in Loom . Corridor B.

Moving stairs, left at the Ibis tapestry

- Donnie, you want to write this stuff down?

- The brain is nature's notepad, Raphael.

I have already memorized the directions in song form.

- [grunts]

[screams]

- We better move fast. Mayhem doesn't have much time.

- What are they doing here?

Can't we enjoy a nice peaceful Sunday

without those clowns showing up?

- I got an idea.

Since they're always messing up whatever we're doing,

why don't we mess up whatever they're doing?

[both laugh]

- ♪ Loom , take corridor B ♪

♪ Down the stairs past the Ibis tapestry ♪

♪ Sliding bookcase after bookcase ♪

♪ Shows the way to the hall, up the pole ♪

♪ Through a hole to the waterfall ♪

- [beatboxing]

- Keep it down, Donny!

- ♪ Donatello, with the book in his hand ♪

♪ Saves the day and proves to everyone that he's the man ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ Po-po comes in and takes him away ♪

♪ But Donnie D will live to fight another day♪

[grunts]

[gasps]

Mikey! - New toy!

[laughs]

- What?

♪ ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- [exhales]

Write it down, I said, but no.

"The brain is nature's notepad."

- Raph, relax.

I know Donnie has once again messed up our mission,

as he does on virtually every mission.

- Are you trying to get Donnie fired?

- What, what? We'll discuss that later.

If we're going to save Mayhem, we need to remember the song.

How did it go? Something about a Loom.

- Loom , take corridor B. Uh, but then what?

- Then you run into us.

- Step aside, chump. We're on a crucial mission.

- Which is why we're going to throw

a little monkey wrench into your plans.

- Oh, yeah?

[dramatic music]

[music stops]

[tense music]

- Raph, we can't fight these guys!

We have to be quiet,

or we'll never get the book to free Mayhem.

- So we fight them as quietly

as the quietest lions in the jungle of silence!

[grunts]

- [exhales]

- [stutters]

[dramatic music]

- [muffled groan]

[muffled groans]

[muffled laughter]

- [laughs]

[grunting]

[muffled laughter]

[both grunting]

[all grunting]

[bright music]

[distant grunting]

♪ ♪

- [laughs loudly]

Uh-oh. Hey, come on, put me down.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[high-pitched giggles]

- [laughs loudly]

Oh, boy.

[dramatic music]

Raph, corridor B! - Copy!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- [exhales]

- [laughs loudly]

No, put me down! - Yes!

[grunts]

[phone buzzes]

- April, can't talk right now. - What's going on?

Mayhem's almost all faded away!

- I'm on my way!

Tell my little buddy, Mayhem, to hang tight!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[grunting]

[laughs]

[yells]

[grunts]

[yells]

- Down the stairs past the Ibis Tapestry!

- Sure hope that's an Ibis.

No!

[grunting]

- ♪ Sliding bookcase after bookcase ♪

♪ Shows the way to the hall ♪

- What? What is the point of this?

[grunting]

Power smash-a-roni!

[grunting]

[screaming]

- ♪ Up the pole through a hole to the waterfall ♪

- The waterfall!

[yells]

[soft music]

[grunts]

[shimmers]

The book! I'm coming, Mayhem!

[dramatic music]

I ain't got time for this!

♪ ♪

Flinging like a boss!

[yells]

[loud crash]

[soft music]

♪ ♪

I got the book. Let's go save Mayhem!

- [groans]

You! I'll pummel you into papyrus.

- Uh, um...

[dramatic music]

- New toy!

♪ ♪

- Now, the final step.

Boom!

[loud shimmering]

[bright music]

Goochie-goochie-goo!

- [growls]

♪ ♪

- Guys, you did it! Thank you!

[groans]

Okay, Mayhem, time for your bath.

[shimmering]

all: What? - Okay, I'm smashing him out.

[glass shatters]

[dramatic music]

- Battle for the number one ranking

to unlock an exclusive item!

There can only be one!

♪ ♪

The Purple Game! Download now!

- I must have it.

[beeping]

Yes!

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Donnie, have you been playing all night?

- Yes, this is the greatest game of all time.

Stop talking to me.

[beeping]

- Really? This?

- Oh, yes! Rank is rising.

Oh I got to make it to number one, baby!

[beeping]

- Well, let's go, get dressed. If we're late to FanCon,

we'll miss out on the Jupiter Jim swag.

- I'll meet you there.

I'm earning Purple Points to unlock sweet upgrades.

- Uh, are you okay? Atomic Lass is gonna be there.

She's your favorite character

from the extended Jupiter Jim Universe.

- She and JJ haven't spoken since--

- We don't speak of that.

- Got to make it to number one. - I know I say this

a lot about Donnie, but--demon possession!

- [grunts]

I'm fine.

[bright -bit music]

♪ ♪

Ha, didn't anyone teach you noobs

not to follow strangers into alleys?

- BootyShaker, you have qualified for an epic upgrade!

Spend your Purple Points now!

- Oh, my! Plaid.

I have to get more points.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- What a night, baby! - Once in a lifetime!

- We just shared a life-changing experience.

Donnie, you're never going to believe what just happened.

I know it'll never make up for it,

but we got you a Jupiter Jim figure

with real chopping action.

- Ten! So close to one.

Nothing is going to stop BootyShaker.

[grunts]

Move, move, move!

[hissing]

- Dude, you okay?

You're dressed up like a lumberjack.

- It's a new upgrade I unlocked.

Not many have.

[chuckles]

- How'd you pay for that gear, Donnie?

How'd you pay for that gear?

[tense music]

[oinking]

- [sobs]

He destroyed Mrs. Porky Coin!

I will avenge her!

- And he doesn't seem to care he missed

a literal once in a lifetime experience.

That lady in a wheelchair walked!

- What do you do if someone you love

is obsessed with something that's bad for them?

[beeping]

- BootyShaker? Donnie?

- April?

You're the last person I need to destroy

to achieve rank number one! - Ditto!

both: There can only be one!

[dramatic -bit music]

♪ ♪

- [yelps]

I must win, I must win!

Down, right, left, left, up-up, left-left, down, right, circle!

[whirring]

- I can't move! How did you do that?

- [laughs]

[beeping]

- The winner is BootyShaker!

New Rank: Number One!

- [gasps]

How did he do that?

- I've done it! I'm number one!

Show me what I get! - BootyShaker!

You've unlocked the final exclusive item.

- Victorious bluster!

- So we read every Internet Doctor article on how to treat

"Recreational Game Obsession Mania."

- RE-GOM! - I just read the comments.

- So now, we're all experts!

[phone buzzing]

- [screaming]

- Giant mech!

Maybe some action will snap Donnie out of it.

You think?

- Donnie, there's a giant mech destroying--

whoa, nice chair. Wait, where'd you get that?

[comedic musical flourish]

- I unlocked it, and now, I can explore

a whole new world to rule, and--

- No time except for hero time. Donnie, we need you.

- I will be right there. You have my word.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Sup, guys?

Donnie couldn't make it. I'm New Donnie.

Obscure science reference said with total confidence!

- Donnie!

- I don't know, I like New Donnie.

[dramatic music]

- That's huge!

Looks like we've got a new mech villain on the scene.

♪ ♪

- Attack! Shelldon, can you get a reading

on who might be driving that thing?

- No, and I'm New Donnie.

- Let's see who's inside, guys! Cowabunga!

Whoa!

Knock knock, metalhead!

What? No one is driving this thing?

- Get out of here, you annoying little plush dolls.

You're ruining Mr. Number One's mech!

[tense music]

- BootyShaker? Donnie?

♪ ♪

[groaning]

Donnie's controlling the mech. - Say what now?

- You're telling me that big ugly thing is Donnie?

Oh, I have so got this.

- How--what? Leo, what are you doing?

- Trust me. I've got a genius plan.

Hey, Donnie, it's us! Your brothers!

[dramatic music]

[bright squeaking]

- You know, I know these graphics aren't great,

but points for solid writing.

[beeping]

♪ ♪

- Okay, that's not good.

- Congratulations on reaching rank number one!

Keep smashing new players. Don't lose your rank.

- Ha, nothing can stop me!

No one will take my number one spot!

- We got to get a message to Donnie.

- How? He's not responding

to anything.

- What about our Recreational Game Obsession Mania Training?

- RE-GOMT! That's it!

- Yes, we can have a heart to heart with him

about how his gaming is hurting us!

- No, I'm going to use his obsession against him.

Time for an upgrade. - I think we're bad people.

[all yell]

[dramatic music]

- Shelldon. - It's New Donnie.

- Whatever! Can you hook my phone

up to that thing so I can get Donnie a message?

- On it!

♪ ♪

[beeping]

- [gasps]

Super exclusive upgrade? Yes!

- Donnie, The mech is real. Stop playing the game, Donnie!

- Wow, it feels so lifelike. And again, ace writing.

- Donnie, stop! The game is real.

- Oh, that's not good.

[bright beeping]

Uh, I can't quit out. What is happening?

[dramatic music]

This was not covered in the user manual.

- We meet again, BootyShaker.

Or should I call you "Othello Von Ryan"?

Or should I call you Donnie?

- Oh, the Purple Dragons. I should've known.

How's house arrest?

- Yes, it is us, the Purple Dragons.

The greatest teen hacking duo of--

- Uh, trio. - Just up, Jase.

You are on thin ice! - I know I said

the plan seemed insane, but it totally worked!

- We wanted our revenge,

and you played your part perfectly.

You almost destroyed your own brothers.

[laughs]

- Yes, but I didn't!

Mostly, mostly.

- While we would've really enjoyed

watching you smash them,

watching you watch us smash them will be just as nice.

- So, did it work, or?

- Uh, no. He's still attacking!

- Do you think he knows we like New Donnie better?

[high-pitched screams]

- Make it stop! How are you controlling it?

- The mech is now fully self-operational.

Its A.I. learned from how you played the game.

It's the-- - Jeremy, wrap it up already!

[all screaming]

- Brothers!

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh.

I guess we got to hit it harder.

BootyShaker, time to meet face kicker.

[metal clangs]

[all laugh]

[all groaning]

- Donnie, you got to stop this!

I love you, and your gaming is hurting me.

Like, literally hurting me.

- [groans]

[tense music]

[gas hisses]

♪ ♪

[all yell]

[electricity crackles]

all: Huh?

- Cheat code, baby! Let's finish this.

[all yell]

[bright music]

- Guys, guys? Are you okay?

- You hurt Mrs. Porky Coin.

I will have my--

[groans]

- I'm just glad you guys are safe,

and you don't know how sorry I am.

I will never--

[bright -bit music]

Oh, Purple Game ! I must have it!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪