01x35 - End Game

[bunniefuu]

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Where are my kids?

If only I had a clue as to where they are.

Someone, send me a clue. - [muffled shouting]

Anything!

A hint, a whisper, a well-timed crash?

- [crashes and grunts]

- April! - [muffled shouts]

[dramatic music]

- Don't worry,

I will free you with my helping toe.

- [muffled scream]

Okay.

First, ew.

Second,

we're doomed!

Draxum captured the guys!

- [gasps]

My sons!

- He says we have to give him

the last piece of the dark armor, or else!

And he says you have it!

- What?

- How did we get captured?

We did exactly what Pop taught us!

- Maybe this is exactly what Dad wanted.

Maybe this is our destiny!

- Locked in a cage, failed in our mission,

held ransom by the Foot,

and none of us gave him grandchildren?

Somehow I think he wanted more.

- Maybe we didn't stay true to the Hamato ways.

Dad taught us the wisdom is within us.

We just need to focus, meditate deeply,

and our path will be revealed.

- Ohm's law.

[record scratches]

- Sorry, could you guys hear that?

♪ ♪

- Ah, another excellent idea of mine.

Bathing in the mystic energy

will fill me with the strength to wield the dark armor.

My legs are getting jealous.

- [growls]

- It's for the greater evil,

the greater evil.

[stove ticks and whooshes]

- They think I have a piece of the dark armor?

- The Foot Lieutenant said

it's in the possession of Hamato Yoshi,

last descendant of the Hamato Clan,

AKA Lou Jitsu,

AKA, you!

- Oh, sure!

I bet it's just lying around the house somewhere.

Maybe it is this bacon press,

this trivet,

or my number one huggy pillow?

[grunts]

[kettle whistles oddly]

- Hey, Splints, what about this freaky tea kettle?

- You mean ol' Skully?

No, he's been a delightful member

of the Hamato family for generations!

Isn't that right, Skully?

[sinister music]

[steam hisses and screams]

Hoo, boy.

[otherworldly snarl]

[suspenseful music]

I can't give the Foot the teapot.

It will doom humanity!

- But they have your sons!

- You're right, my family must come first.

I'll give them the teapot.

- But that will doom humanity!

- [groans] You are no help, April!

- Well, this is a tough one!

Maybe there's an answer

in those dusty old scrolls of yours!

- That is it!

The scrolls will solve my dilemma!

And whatever they tell us to do is not our fault!

♪ ♪

- Hamato Yoshi,

you are blessed with a glorious honor.

You alone can keep the world safe from the dark armor.

Your task is simple.

Guard the final piece

by remaining hidden for all time.

Isolated, alone, a complete hermit,

in joyous service to your clan!

- Can I at least go out for froyo?

- No!

- Okay, okay, okay. Fine.

But...what about my sons?

- They will be fine.

- Oh, thank goodness!

[straw slurps]

- The finest martyrs in the history of our clan!

Destroyed by the Foot,

their sacrifice will never be forgotten.

- [sputters] What?

No!

Stupid scrolls!

why did I listen to you in the first place?

[shredder grinding]

We are not giving them the evil teapot,

we are going to save my beloved sons!

We will need to assemble a well-oiled team of commandos.

- I have just the guys!

[retro exciting music]

[helicopter buzzes]

[expl*si*n]

♪ ♪

[bull moos]

[ATM rattling]

♪ ♪

[both bark]

♪ ♪

[bat cracks]

♪ ♪

- Let's get my boys!

Hot soup!

[rocks grind]

[grunts]

[chains rattling]

- Ohm...

happy place, happy place, happy place.

[tense music]

[joyous electronic music]

♪ ♪

[wind howls]

- Rafael...

you are stuck in a cage.

[door clanks]

- Help me get outta here, sensei!

Show me the Hamato way.

- [chuckles]

The path to the end is not the end of the path.

- Okay.

So what you're saying is...

uh, what are you saying?

[dramatic music]

- Focus not on my words,

but rather words, not on my focus.

- Okay, that was just the same thing backwards.

Is this supposed to teach me something?

- I cannot teach you.

You can only learn what you already know.

- That makes no sense!

[screams]

[gasps]

[sighs]

That was useless!

- I gotta say, I'm not feeling this Hamato Clan stuff at all.

- Me neither!

- Yeah, no one is,

but Papa will chew his tail off

if we don't stick to the rule book.

- Well, look where the rule book landed us!

I say we ditch this Hamato jazz and be ourselves!

together: Yeah!

- We be we, baby!

- So what are you gonna do, boss man?

- I'm smashin' us out!

[exciting rock music]

[bellows]

[grunts]

[chains rattle]

- Wait a second.

You could have done that the whole time?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, B-Team.

Here is the plan to get my sons.

Shelldon quietly drops Franken-Foot over the wall

to provide a distraction. - [crying out]

- With the Foot distracted,

Bullhop creates an opening

with his massive pectoral energy.

Inside, April springs the gate for the Todd Squad

and once the hounds stiff out the boys,

I ninja them out and we are home free.

Any questions?

No? Then let's move!

Oh, and watch out for any--

[metallic clanks]

Traps.

[groans]

Okay, new plan.

We each take out ninjas.

- We'll be back for you!

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

[timpani roll]

[wind howls]

[electricity crackles]

- Based on my knowledge of climactic finishes,

the dark armor's got to be up there!

[quirky suspenseful music]

[intense suspenseful music]

- Get them!

[dramatic music]

- There's too many of 'em, man!

- Let us see how they fare against my patented--

[grunts]

Macho Gazpacho Fury Kick!

[pinball bumpers ringing]

Ha!

[whooshing explosions]

- Whoa.

The Macho Gazpacho Fury Kick.

- Mesmerizing to see it in person.

- Hiyah!

[exciting rock music]

[flame crackles]

- What? [screams]

Ooh!

Now, where was I?

- Ah, the great Lou Jitsu.

I guess the camera adds five feet.

- [chuckles]

- Burn!

- I am here for my sons!

You will release them to me immediately!

- That won't be happening,

unless you're here to give me what I want.

[suspenseful music]

[dramatic percussive music]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[tentacles whoosh and whip]

- [gasps]

- [yelps]

[tentacles whoosh and whip]

[battle cry]

- [groans]

Very impressive.

I see you still have that warrior spirit.

Too bad I can't say the same for your sons.

- No more games.

- They must be so frightened.

Trapped, alone, in a place where you'll never find them.

[metal clanks]

And without their weapons.

[sad piano music]

♪ ♪

We can do this two ways.

You can give me the final piece now,

or I can t*rture your sons until they tell me where it is.

Make your choice.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[chorus sings]

- Wait, Splints!

What are you doing?

- I'm sorry, April.

They are my sons.

♪ ♪

[thunder echoes]

♪ ♪

- Dad?

- My boys!

♪ ♪

- The final piece of the dark armor?

- No!

[dramatic percussive music]

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

[energies detonating]

♪ ♪

[wind howling]

[chorus sings]

♪ ♪

[evil laughter]

[demonic snarling]

[metallic clanking]

♪ ♪

[metallic clanking]

[grunts]

[yells]

[metallic clanking]

Ha!

Huh?

[straining]

[robotic whirring]

[shouts]

[low-pitched evil laughter]

[ominous music]

- The human threat draws ever closer.

If we do not take action,

the Hidden City itself will be at risk!

- We're tired of arguing about this, Draxum.

The prophecy does not say that humans are our enemies!

- It predicts the destruction of the yokai.

The humans have already driven us underground.

If I could only change them,

by-- - No!

Your experiments are an offense against our very nature!

You will cease your actions immediately!

- This is exactly what happens

when you allow warriors to mess around in alchemy.

- [growls]

Fools!

[grunts]

[dramatic music]

- I don't trust that one.

Agent ?

- [tiny growl]

[squeaks]

- Keep an eye on him, he's dangerous.

Ooh, would you like a treat?

Who's a good boy? - [pants]

♪ ♪

- Buffoons!

If they will not stop the humans,

I will do it myself--

starting today!

At last, I can end the human threat once and for all!

- Not if we have anything to say!

[energies pulse and echo]

[bellows]

♪ ♪

- Ow!

[groaning]

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Okay, question.

Was he always strong enough to do that?

♪ ♪

- I have never felt anything like this!

Sheer exhilaration!

Intense energy!

Focus of power!

- And perfectly tailored!

- Yeah, somebody got a celebrity villain makeover.

Hot-cha!

[both scream]

- Master Shredder, we await your orders.

- Shredder?

I'm not Shredder, I am Baron Draxum!

With this armor, do you know what I will do to the humans?

- Uh...

shred them?

- No!

What's with you and all the shredding?

I will destroy them!

[metal tentacles rattling]

♪ ♪

- This is not what the legends foretold.

Something's gone wrong.

[rocks smash and rumble]

- Guys, everybody okay?

- [groans]

[grunting and straining]

Dad?

- My sons...

- Dad! - Dad, are you hurt?

- Of course I am hurt!

- We shall miss you, father!

- I'm not rest-in-peace hurt, I'm rest-on-the-couch hurt.

- Dad, we got to apologize.

We tried to follow the way of the Hamato Clan,

but it just didn't work for us.

- No, no.

It is I who should apologize to you.

The scrolls were wrong.

And I was wrong to make you follow them.

- So you're not mad at us?

- No.

It is not training,

or rules, of tradition,

that makes you special.

It is being yourselves.

[upbeat music]

If I'd had faith in how special you each are...

none of this would've happened.

together: Aww! - I don't normally feel things,

but that one got through.

- Ow! I just had my spine crushed!

Here, I brought you something.

[exciting percussive music]

♪ ♪

[gum pops]

- Now go!

And be your awesome selves!

- Mayhem, great! - [purrs]

- Okay, you guys stop the Baron,

we'll take care of Splinty!

Bam!

[drill bit whirs]

- Whoa! - All right!

Time to finally see what this baby can do!

- [sighs] Again, the drill is in beta.

But it does contain the backup copies of all my tech.

[engines ignite and roar]

So what's our plan?

- We don't have one, 'cause we're being ourselves!

- We be we, baby!

- That's how Mad Dogs roll!

No plan!

♪ ♪

- It's a beautiful day here for an exciting doubleheader.

Yeah, there's nothing like eight hours of baseball

to liven up your--

[screaming]

- [vomits]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- This'll do.

[microphone feedback]

Humans, an ancient prophecy--

♪ ♪

- Hold the fuzzy part to your mouth, dear.

- Do not tell Baron Draxum how to use your mouth stick!

Humans, an ancient prophecy speaks of a great threat

to my people and their way of life,

and that threat is you.

So without further ado, prepare for mass destruction.

[organ plays "Charge"]

[screaming and panic]

[dramatic rock music]

♪ ♪

[serpent snarls]

♪ ♪

[serpents snarl]

[concrete crashing]

[both scream]

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- Draxum!

We're sick of you messing with peoplekind!

- You are going to face a brand new opponent

that is back to its old self!

- The Teenage Turtles who are Ninjas and Mutants!

- Really? Is that the best we've got?

Because we have had so much time

to think of a new way to say that.

- [snarls]

- You were never a match for me!

- [screams]

- [growls]

- [hollers in pain] - [evil laughter]

[battle cries]

- You should have joined me when you had the chance!

[pained shouting]

- I don't understand.

By this stage he should have completed the transformation.

- There must be a flaw in the armor!

- A flaw?

[rapid xylophone notes]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

Hey, look!

- It's April!

The armor has a fl--

what's that mean?

[grunts]

- You again? - [yelps]

- What are you up to?

[energy chimes]

- Hot soup!

[grunting and impacts]

[moaning]

Ooh, that is not a good back feel.

Get us out of here, doggy thingy!

[energy chimes]

[thud]

- [chirps]

[energy chimes]

- April?

Duck!

- Guys, I was trying to tell you that the armor has a flaw!

- Oh! That makes more sense.

- So there's a flaw?

But what?

- Hey, do you guys remember the time...

we were playing Sportsball and we couldn't find a ball?

[whimsical hip hop beat]

[alarm bell rings]

[all scream]

And have any of you seen my teapot?

[pottery clatters]

- Uh, yeah Dad, I'm sorry, it's, um...

Here you go, one unscathed teapot!

[all gasp]

Huh.

Could it be?

[all grunting]

- [snarls]

[electronics beeping]

- Yes, our Jupiter Jim action figure is the flaw!

[chorus sings]

- Oh, so that's why my tea always tasted

of plastic and evil.

- So if we can hit it,

we could destroy the whole armor?

- Well, that's how it works

in all your favorite sci-fi movies.

- All right guys, what's our approach?

- Well, there's two schools of thought.

We launch a precision attack with pinpoint accuracy

on a target that's impossibly small,

or...

we do we!

- Total chaos!

- Jazzed!

I will recklessly keep him busy.

Entropy!

- Yeah, whoo!

- [laughs] - We be we, baby!

- Hot soup!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[thuds and moans]

- [bellows]

[energy crackles]

Power smash!

♪ ♪

- Power fun jitsu! [tiny evil cackle]

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

[energy zaps]

Oh-h*-h*, yeah!

[power crackling]

- [screams]

♪ ♪

- [laughs] - Yes!

- Oh, do the children wish to play?

[dramatic heavy metal music]

[growls and grunts]

♪ ♪

[serpents snarl]

- Ah!

- Yeow!

- [groans]

[blade vibrates and sings]

♪ ♪

- April O'Neil...

bam!

[choir sings]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

[energy crackles and explodes]

[dramatic choral music]

What's goin' on?

I feel weak.

Like...power...

being...

drained...

- You're out!

- Great shot! - We all kinds of bad!

- Uh huh, gimme five! - Whoo!

- I love it when having no plan comes together.

- Guys, we've learned a valuable lesson.

Irresponsibly breaking Splinter's teapot

and not telling him

is the smartest thing we've ever done!

- And we got our Jupiter Jim figure back!

What a day!

We be we, baby!

- [moans]

Oh, no.

[wind howling]

[energy pulses]

[energy crackling]

[ominous music]

[energy crackling]

♪ ♪

- Yes, it's happening!

It has taken that fool's life force,

just as was foretold!

♪ ♪

[thunder echoes]

- [growls]

[energy crackling]

- [gasps]

♪ ♪

- The Shredder lives!

- Long live the Shredder!

[otherworldly snarl]