02x08 - Raph's Ride-Along/Donnie vs. Witch Town

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- Hidden City Zoo. - Ooh, luxury resort?

- Battle nexus! - Ooh, Witch Town.

- All right, we've narrowed down our list

to activities.

I don't want to spend my whole day in the hidden city voting,

so I say we each do our own thing.

- Mm-hmm. all: Bye.

- Battle Nexus, here we come!

Rumor has it this Shadow Fiend is quite the fierce champion.

- You go ahead.

I'll catch up with you after I'm done in Witch Town.

- What?

You're asking a witch for help on your science fair project?

- Ugh. Drop it, D.

- But why not ask me, ♪ Mr. Science! ♪

- You want the reasons in chronological order,

or epicness of fail order?

[electronic music]

- Hmm, that must have been the work

of another teenage mutant ninja Donnie.

- I'm going simple this year. "The Science of Chairs."

But since chairs are boring,

I'm hoping a witch will help me bling out my presentation.

- [blows raspberry] As if.

Mystic powers could never be more blingy

than my sweet sweet science.

- Let it go, Donnie. Let it go.

- Let it go? Does she even know me?

[mysterious music] [gong rings]

♪ ♪

- Whoa.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Wow, so many cool witches to choose from.

- Hate to disagree-- oh, who am I kidding?

I'd love to disagree!

So to reiterate, not a fan of mystics.

- Okay, Donnie, if you're gonna tag along on my day,

can you just for once be a little open-minded?

- I'm sorry. What was that?

I was too busy stewing over

how everyone needs to be more like me.

- What a joy! Strangers!

I'm Mira, Mayor of Witch Town.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

cats: ♪ Good day, hello, please sign our visitors' log ♪

♪ You stay, don't go ♪

♪ We pledge not to turn you into a frog ♪

- Whoa! Now that's a cool greeting.

- [grunting] Smoke and mirrors.

- [sighs]

I apologize for my skeptical friend.

- Oh, pshaw.

Today is all about making peace,

even with our crankiest of neighbors.

For today is our Peace Offering Festival,

started years ago by our esteemed founder,

Abigail the Good. So you two kids go.

Go have some merrily mystic fun!

- You know, the feeling of fun is a chemical reaction

in the brain, so mystic fun will always be science fun.

Ha ha, zing.

- You did not just "zing" our hosts!

- You know I never pass up a good zing.

- You're embarrassing me!

Play nice, D. I really need that help!

- Mm-hmm. - Don't make me use this.

- Fine, for you, for one day only,

I will just let something go.

[zapping]

- From soil to sky, I summon the beasts of the underworld.

- [chirping]

- Whoa! That was so cool!

- Oh, yes. "Very cool,"

says Donnie as he quietly lets something go.

- Darn. Missed another one.

- I can't believe you just did that!

So cray! - Thanks.

I've gotta collect the yannis worms

for tonight's peace offering potion.

They're so hard to catch, and I'm, like, totally behind.

- I hear ya.

I got a project on chairs that I'm way behind on too.

I was hoping to find a spell to give it some razzle dazzle.

- I don't have much time, but in honor of Peace Offering Day,

I'd be happy to help you out.

Would something like this work?

Let the sedentary sparkle!

- Wow! - Ooh, fireworks.

Science never would have thought of something

it was the original inventor of.

- What was that?

Did I hear thou doth need dazzly enhancements?

Perchance this. [groaning]

- Aah. - Sweet!

Y'all are amazing! - Oh, how lovely.

We're helping our guests dazzle up some chairs.

I love it! Splendid!

Come one, come all,

let's show our guests what we witches can do.

all: [groaning]

- You girls rock. There's so many to choose from.

- Oh, that's it!

No more! I'm unclenching my teeth.

Your mystic magic is not amazing.

It is simple and soft.

There, I said it.

- You slight us on Peace Offering Day?

- Of course he didn't. He promised he wouldn't.

- April, I'm sorry. I can stay quiet no longer.

You should've selected me to help you on your project.

Science is king, and I shall prove it

through a scientific combination

of biology and physics that I call

♪ song! ♪ [gong rings]

- Wait, what?

- ♪ Let me show you the things that science can do ♪

♪ It's good for me, and it's good for-- ♪

[expl*si*n]

- Our sacred statue! [all screaming]

- Ooh, uh. You know what'll fix that?

Science.

- Out, Away! Begone!

You are banished from Witch Town!

Gentry, remove these outsiders.

- Wait, you can't!

- [groans]

- Way to be open-minded, D!

Now I'll never get help with my project.

- Your project?

I'm the one who's behind.

If I don't catch enough worms in the next hour,

the town can't make the peace offering potion,

and that is so not good.

- Behind you say?

So not good, you say.

Light bulb! I have a solution.

- Haven't you done enough?

And did you just say light bulb?

[birds chirping]

- [screaming] - All right, Gentry.

Science and I can help you get your worms,

but only if you give April some mystic bling for her project.

- Really?

- My offering for not listening to you earlier.

- [screaming]

- Yes!

[percussive music]

Ha ha!

[whirring]

[worms grunting]

Ha ha ha ha!

- Yeah!

Whoo!

[both laugh] - Science.

The bad boy of academic disciplines.

- Ew, what's up with those worms?

They look way off. - Oh, they're fine.

They were just looking a little small,

so I speed-aged them with-- say it with me, now:

Science! You did not say it with me.

- Well, they look weird, but we're out of time,

so they'll have to do. Hurry up!

- Gather, gather, gather!

Once again our splendid little festival comes to a close

with the traditional peace offering potion.

The year has gone by, and oh, so sweet,

the peace offering potion is now complete!

- Yay! [cheering]

- Ah, will you look at that?

Banished and I still saved the day.

- Wait, is that why you did this?

- No, it's because I was sorry

about being so close-minded about how wrong they were.

- Hmm.

- As Peace Offering Day ends,

our old friendships are renewed!

[booming footsteps]

[ominous music]

- [gulps]

- Oh, the great Morgan!

Accept our offering and leave us in peace for another year.

[flute music]

- Ha ha!

Your mystic potion was brought to you by science!

How do you like them worms?

- [gags]

[crackling sparks]

[roars]

- Something's amiss!

His orange hue points to worms improperly aged!

- I don't know. He looks fine to me.

- [roars]

- So, you guys got this? I'm sorta late for a thing.

- Seize him! Seize the scientist!

- Wh--

[zapping]

[suspenseful music]

- [grunts]

- [grunting]

[screaming and zapping]

- We need to help them!

- Yes, we cannot let that thing destroy their town.

- Now you're talking.

- Because when I defeat him with my tech,

they will have to admit science is better.

- Donnie!

Occam's razor!

[metal clanging]

- [growls]

- Yah. Ooh!

- Oof!

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- [roars] - Look out!

[grunts]

[zapping]

[zapping]

- [roars]

- Dang! Witches got game!

- Lucky mystic swipe.

- Oh, admit it already.

Sometimes mystic powers aren't all that bad.

- I will not. - [shouts]

Why!?

Why are you so obsessed with proving me wrong on this?

- Because I'm the science guy.

[sighs]

If mystic powers can do everything I can do but better,

then why would you guys even need me.

[somber music]

- Donnie. How could you say that!?

You aren't important to me because of your tech.

You're important to me because of you.

I don't think mystic powers is better than science.

If anything, they're stronger together.

Just like us, right?

- Right.

In that spirit, might I suggest a science mystic team up?

- Now you're talking!

[exciting music]

April O'Neil

and bat!

- [roaring]

- Fibonacci!

♪ ♪

[both shouting]

- [roaring]

- Thanks for the accidental power up, Gentry.

You da witch!

- Witches of Witch Town,hear me.

I was wrong to not be more open-minded.

It's just that mystic powers are the one thing

I have not been able to solve.

As a man of science... - Mmm.

- It is maddening to finally come upon something

you do not understand.

Especially when your dumb-dumb brothers totally do,

and then wave their dumb-dumb weapons

in their dumb-dumb hands all the dumb-dumb time!

[gasps]

But that is just a long way of saying, I am sorry.

- Seize him! all: Seize the scientist!

- Perhaps you do not appreciate

how rare a heartfelt moment is for me.

- [grunts] - [grunts]

So, how was your day?

- Hidden City Zoo? - Ooh, luxury resort.

- Battle Nexus! - Ooh, Witch Town!

- All right, we've narrowed down our list

to activities.

I don't want to spend my whole day in the Hidden City voting,

so I say we each do our own thing.

- Mm-hmm. all: Bye.

"Police ride along.

"Ride side by side with the Hidden City Police

"as they conquer crime in the underworld.

And you get to keep one confiscated item."

[chuckles] Oh, I am not passing this up!

[sirens wailing]

[all gasping]

[startled chatter] - Hey, guys.

- I think that's him!- Ooh.

[frightened chattering]

[tense music]

- Hello, good officer, sir.

I would like to partake in your ride along program.

- Huh?

Uh, sure. Right this way.

- Let us help you!

- So, interested in crime, are you?

- Oh, yeah. Some say I'm an expert,

but I say you could always learn more.

- Right. - [grunts]

- What the-- hey, where's my--

- We'll hold onto your sticks

for quote, unquote, "insurance reasons."

- Insurance?

- Ha! Man, I can't believe

Heinous Green walked right into our station.

- I guess he's more brawn than brains!

[laughs] - Whoa.

[electrical crackling]

[cymbals clash]

Aah! [gulps]

[siren blares] - Good thing we had

this transport headed to the maximum security facility.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

[electrical crackling]

[tense music]

- Uh, excuse me.

Not to question how you do your ride alongs,

but this is maybe a bit more hands-on

than the brochure led me to believe.

- Okay, drop the ride along bit.

You're ours now,

Heinous Green.

- Heinous Green? - Whoa!

- The Heinous Green. - What!?

This isn't me.

He doesn't even have my handsome snaggle tooth.

- Tell it to the judge, slappy.

- Hey.

- Oh, so you're Heinous Green,are you?

- You're in a pickle, Raph.

You're a good guy trapped in a wagon full of baddies

who think you're a crook named Heinous Green.

Do you tell them the truth?

- Sure, you can do that,

If you wanna get creamed!

You gotta play along until you get this sorted out!

- Hey, punk, are you gonna keep muttering to yourself,

or are you gonna tell us if you is or is not Heinous Green.

- Yes. Yes, I am.

- The legendary Heinous Green. We gotta make him our leader.

What do you say, Dastardly Danny?

- Yeah, I second that, Malicious Mickey.

- What? Blue guy is always the leader.

- Hey, shut your word hole, Loathsome Leonard.

So, um, what's the plan, new leader?

- New leader? Er, uh, well...

As your new leader, I say we just, uh,

sit here quietly and respectfully

until we get to our destination,

where we can get this whole incarceration situation

figured out.

[all laughing]

- Obviously, he's joking. 'Cause what he meant is,

"let's bust out of this snail jail."

- And with Heinous Green's muscle on our side,

that should be cake.

[metal clamoring] - [grunting]

[both screaming]

- Whoa!

Oof! Ugh.

- Halt, criminals!

- Officers, there's been a big misunderstanding.

[grunts]

- Heinous Green's been caught! - Leave him!

He's dead weight. - Yes, great idea!

Leave me behind with the police.

- No way! You're one of the Mud Dogs now.

- [screaming]

[suspenseful music]

[screams]

♪ ♪

[whirring]

- [moos]

[curious music]

♪ ♪

- Now that we're out, we should pull a robbery.

Something exciting!

- Yeah! Oh, what about a train?

Or, uh--or a bank? Huh?

What do you think Heinous Green?

- What do I do, Mind Raph?

I'm a good guy with a strong moral compass,

but I'm caught up in a life of crime.

- Relax, all you need's a clever way to get them caught,

like this. [inaudible whispering]

- Hey, that is a good idea!

Fellas, I have the crime of a lifetime.

[laughs sinisterly]

- We're gonna rob a police station?

- Think about it.

Where does all the money go

when they catch a g*ng of robbers?

Answer: Police station.

And it's always open. And et cetera.

- Yeah, that does make sense.

- You must've been on the debate team.

- Now, here's the plan. First, put on these disguises.

recorded voice: I am a criminal!

- Danny, you create a diversion by confessing to a crime.

Mickey, you bash the symbols

while Leonard dances his way into the evidence room.

Go!

That'll get those bozos caught for sure.

[chuckles]

I'll be a hero for turning them in,

and I can clear up this whole Heinous Green situation

once and for all.

[cash register dings] all: It worked perfectly!

- What!? I mean, uh...

Great news, guys!

- We got these keys to get out.

- [grunts]

- Where we gonna stash this loot?

- Uh, in the arms of its rightful owners?

[all laughing]

- [laughs]

That is funny coming from an accessory to a crime.

No, we're gonna stash it in a hideout.

- [whispering inaudibly] - Yeah!

And I know just the place.

- You want us to break into a prison?

- It's the perfect hideout.

They'd look for people breaking out of prison,

not for people breaking in.

All right, hop in.

[squeaking]

[suspenseful music]

[grunts]

[stone crumbles] [chuckles]

This time, they're caught for sure.

- All set, boss!

- Uh-- [gasps]

Ow!

- We landed in the minimum security presidential suite!

We can come and go as we please!

- [groans]

Every hare-brained plan I come up with

works out remarkably well.

Wait a minute. Are you in their crew?

Are you a mole!? Huh?

Tell me! [grunting]

- Whoa, he is tough. He even roughs himself up.

You know, at first I felt you were put in charge

just for change, which actually hurt my feelings,

but here you have a real knack for crime.

- I guess we know what we gotta do now, huh, boss?

- [chuckles] Of course I do.

But you go ahead and tell everybody else.

- Ha! Come on.

You know we gotta kick a share of this loot up to Big Mama.

Otherwise-- ergh.

- Is there any wiggle roomin that?

- [laughs] Oh, you are Heinous!

But no, we die.Come on.

[cheering]

- It's the key to my upcoming Battle Nexus Wizban.

Guard it carefully.

Well, what brings you fine thuggy-doodles to Big Mama?

- We pulled off a great score,

and we're here to give you your cut.

- Ha! We robbed the police station!

- Scrum-diffy-doo. How did you do that?

- With the help of the greatest criminal mastermind

in the Hidden City: Heinous Green.

- Hmm, that doesn't sound like Heinous Green.

He's more brawn than brains.

- Are you saying this guy ain't a genius?

- Er, uh. [chuckles]

Hi, Big Mama. - Hello, turtly-boo.

Gentlemen,

this is not Heinous Green.

That is Heinous Green.

all: What!? [gleaming]

[heavy rock music]

[shrieking]

- My bad! Ha ha...

All right, I owe you an apology.

This has been one big misunderstanding.

- Yes, yes, an amusing case of mistaken identity.

Destroy him.

♪ ♪

- Ah. [grunts]

- [roaring]

- [whimpers]

Wah!

Ooh.

- [snarls] [roars]

[growling]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] All right!

- [neighs]

[whip cracks] - [grunts]

- [screaming]

Ooh!

[screaming trails off]

[screaming]

- [screams]

- [wails]

- [growls]

- [screams]

♪ ♪

[screams]

[laughs] - [growls]

Ow! [screaming]

Ooh!

- [growls] - Uh, Mr. Heinous.

I didn't mean to impersonate you...

[chuckles] - [grunts]

- Huh, maybe we have some similarities.

- [growling]

[tense music]

- Thank goodness. The police.

- [grunts]

[both grunting]

- Officers, it's Heinous Green!

- So it is!

- No, not me! Him!

- [growls]

- Hang on, I'm not so sure.

- Oh, come on!

- Oh, yeah, that's him.

Get him!

[whirring and beeping] - [grunting]

[roars]

[both scream]

[rock music]

My tonfas!

Power smash jitsu!

♪ ♪

[electrical surging]

Smashing like a boss!

Boom!

♪ ♪

- Now you see that I'm not Heinous Green?

- Okay, okay, looks like there was the justifiable case

of mistaken identity here.

- You're free to go, slappy.

- Oh, I will.

And if you want the bozos who robbed the police station,

they're hiding out in the prison.

Raph, out.

- Wait a second.

You know who looks just like that guy

but who doesn't have a mustache?

Evil Emerald!

- Aw, snack cakes.

[grunts]

Aw.