03x01 - Receptive Penile

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♪ Hey, I got a lot of
faith in ya... ♪

[Guests chatter and whoop]

[Ashley] What are you doing?

♪ I'll stick with you, kid,
that's the bottom line... ♪

[Ashley] Oh.

[Music stops]

-Ashy...
-Gordon, what are you doing?

You and I are the best.

We're the best.

And it just makes sense to me.

[Camera clicks]

I want you to marry me.

[Lynelle] Speak up!

Will you marry me, Ash?

[Quietly] Gordon,
will you please get up?

This is not our night.

[Mouths word]

[Lynelle] You're
embarrassing him, darling.

[Ashley] It's okay, it's okay.
Please, just get up.

-Really?
-Yeah.

'Cause we can... we can
talk about this later.

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Thanks. Um, she was a referral.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

And this is... Gordon Crapp?

[Tires screech]

[Metal crunches, glass shatters]

[Car radiator hisses]

[Car door opens]

[Car door alert beeps]

Ash, hi.

[Receptionist] Are you okay?

[Theme music]

-You sure this is okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.

I just... I asked for any doctor
and they gave me you.

Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gordon] Yeah.

-How's Colin?
-He's great.

-Yeah?
-He's great. Yeah.

-His legs work now.
-Do they? - No.

[Laughs]

[Chuckles]

I was trying to think
how long it's been.

Is it t... three years?

Ah, wow.

Yeah, that fits, actually,

because I got back
from Warrnambool,

like, six months ago.

-Six months ago?
-Mm-hm.

Wow.

Yeah.

You look, um...

Sorry, is he staying?
Are you staying?

Um, yeah, he's an intern.
He's shadowing me.

-I'm shadowing her.
-Yes. I said that, Brendan!

I think we'd better crack on.

Um, so, Gordon,
what seems to be the problem?

Uh, no problem. Uh...

We just got bought out
by a bigger company

and they're making us do
insurance medicals

and, uh, I just put it off
for as long as I could.

Aw. Doesn't sound like you.
[Chuckles]

Hmm.

So you sold the brewery?
That's sad.

Yep, yep.
Can't fight the moonlight.

Right. What about all the, um,
money your dad left you?

Uh, yeah, I made some
pretty poor investment choices,

uh, at that time.

It, um... Yeah, it turns out ax
throwing and drinking don't mix.

-But wasn't it $500,000?
-Yeah.

I wasn't really thinking
straight for a while there

after the, um...

Hello, Brendan.

Sorry, did he not do
the new patient paperwork?

No, he didn't, but it's fine.

Did you get sent an email?

You should have got a link
via HotDoc.

-HotDoc?
-Yeah, HotDoc.

It's just a server. HotDoc.

-He said that he didn't do it.
-We have to do it now, then.

-No, I can fill it in later.
-But there's a...

There was a whole meeting
this morning about...

Okay, Brendan!

Yep, let's, uh... let's HotDoc.
Let's go.

I can ask the questions if you
just wanna fill it in, Ash.

It's Dr. Molden.

But you said I...

It's Dr. Molden.

Do you need an interpreter?

Obviously not.

Okay.

Are you of Aboriginal
or Torres Strait Island descent?

Again, obviously not.

It's not obvious.
I'm 5%-7% Cantonese.

Oh.

Congratulations?

-Thanks.
-Right.

-Marital status?
-You don't have to answer that.

[Brendan] Single,
married, de facto,

separated, divorced, widowed?

Single.

-Good, fine.
-Yep.

It doesn't matter, though.
[Laughs awkwardly]

-Can we skip some?
-Okay.

Uh...

[Clicks tongue repeatedly]

Are you sexually active?

You don't have to answer that,
but, you know, are you?

Y-yes.

Fine. Uh, don't worry
about the next one.

[Brendan] Just tick a box.

Are you having insertive a**l,
insertive oral,

insertive vaginal,
insertive penile?

Please stop.

[Brendan] Receptive a**l,
receptive oral,

receptive vaginal,
receptive penile?

What is receptive penile?
What is that, docking?

I guess receptive penile is

you're putting your p*nis
into something.

I would have thought that
would be insertive penile, no?

-No.
-Right.

So what's insertive vaginal?

-Scissoring.
-Oh.

Um... no, I'm not scissoring.

Okay.

Not scissoring.

-Any oral?
-Ever?

Just skip it, Brendan!

How often do you feel helpless
and that the world

would be better off without you?

Seriously?

Never, sometimes,
often, very often?

Just the regular sad amount.

Okay, I'm just gonna call it.

-[Brendan] Are you happy with...
-Brendan.

We clearly have some history.

I think it would be good if
we could have some time alone.

Medical history?

Just read the room, mate.

You should have booked
a double appointment.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize
it would take this long.

Sorry about that. It's just...

-What the f*ck are you doing?
-[Phone keys tap]

Doing the mini puzzle.

Go away!

-[Door closes]
-He drives me f*cking mental.

-Is he here all the time?
-Yeah, no, just this week.

Okay. So, listen,
just take it back.

You've been back in town
for six months

and you... you never
thought to call?

I mean, to check on Colin
or anything?

I just haven't been able to,
Gordon.

It's not that I don't miss him.

Oh, there he is.
I know that photo.

Oh, there I am. Sorry.

-Put my things back.
-Yeah, sorry.

Anyway, now that you are back,

um, do you want to do, like, a
shared custody thing for Colin?

We can.

I... I can't, Gordon.

Why can't you?

My circumstances right now,
I'm not able to do that.

Right, okay.

Well, he thinks you're dead.

Tell him I'm not.

Okay.

Oh, you know what, I'll take
this to another doctor. Yeah.

-Yeah, it's probably best.
-Yeah.

Um, sorry, I should have...

Uh... it's good
to see you, though.

You too, Gordon.

Okay. 'Bye.

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Oh, my God.

[Quirky, downbeat music]

[Dog barks in distance]

[Ashley sighs]

Ash!

Hey!

Oh! Oh, hey! [Laughs awkwardly]

-Did you just see me then?
-Did I...

Did you just see me
and then keep walking?

I did, yeah, 'cause I'm...

Sorry, I just wasn't sure if,
like, you were waiting for me.

Uh, no, I-I-I finished with...

They... they found someone else
for me, another doctor.

I did all the paperwork
and everything

and I just took a while and
I just got stuck here scrolling.

[Inhales] Now you're up to date.
[Exhales]

You done for the day?

-Yes, I am finished.
-Okay.

For today.

Okay.

Uh, probably gonna get a drink
with your intern, then?

Try a bit of receptive penile?

Yeah. I do love penile.

I know you do.

Anyway...

Hey, Ash?

Uh, this doesn't have to be
awkward between us.

Like, we can be mates.

You know, if you want to call,
like, to see Colin or anything,

anytime, you can, you know.

Um, okay. Yeah, yeah.

-I'll... I'll think about it.
-Okay.

Not going to lose that, are you?

What's that?

The giant water bottle
in your... in your hand.

Oh, no, yep.

We've gone way too far
with these things.

It's really heavy.

It looks it.

[Sighs]

-Anyway...
-It's good to see you, Gordy.

-You too.
-Like, really good.

You look good.

So do you.

Say hi to, um,
Brett and Chiara for me.

I will, yeah.
And say hi to your mum for me.

She'll bloody love that.

Is she still with... Lee?

-Lee?
-Lee, yeah.

Uh-huh. They got married.

-No!
-Yeah, it was beautiful.

-I'll bet.
-It was a beautiful day.

-Yeah. Okay.
-Yeah.

Hey, remember that, um,
men's movement they had?

That, like, occult thing
they did?

Oh, yeah.

-That was crazy.
-[Laughs] It was.

Are they still doing it?

I th...

Uh...

I am the man of the house.

I'm the man of the house.

I'm the man of the house.

I am the man of the house.

I don't believe you, Eric.

[Clears throat]
I am the man of the house.

-Again.
-I am the man of the house.

Mouse of the house, more like.

[All chuckle]

[Forcefully]
I am the man of the house.

Are you now? That's sweet.

I am the man of the house,
you f*cking b*tch!

And there it is.

-Sit down, Eric. Oh!
-[Class applauds]

I think we found something
important here today.

'b*tch' was a bit much,
but that was more yang

than I've seen out of the lot
of you put together,

so something to think about.

Ah, mmm, yang. Male energy.

Another fantastic session,
everyone.

And for your homework,
I would like you to think about

a misunderstood villain
in history.

Perhaps Jack the Ripper,
Rolf Harris,

or entrepreneur Jeffrey Epstein.

And tell us what it is
about them that interests you,

and why.

All right, dismissed.

Oh, oh, just a reminder

that, uh, fees are due
the first Friday of every month.

We're not a charity, people.
Right?

Actually, yeah, yes, we are.
We are a charity.

A registered charity.

[Quirky, percussive music]

[Megan] Mm-hm. Uh-huh.
Tea for Genre.

Yep, yep, yep. Mummy's watching.

Did he look the same?

Eerily so. Maybe better.

-God, he's got great hair.
-[Genre exclaims]

What, does he have like
a girlfriend or anything?

Marital status was single,
but sexually active.

[Genre giggles]

Genre! What's your plan?

What do you think that means?

-It can mean anything.
-I know!

Half for Mum? Half for Mummy?

[Genre] Mummy!

Oh, I think I have to
change his outfit.

It's not really working with
the colors of the product.

Product?

Yeah, we got sent these toys,

and I have to make a post.

[Genre shrieks]

-Okay, whatever.
-[Door opens]

Do you think I could have
him here, though?

-Who?
-Colin!

-[Door shuts]
-[David] Hello!

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Yeah, anyway, I'm off gluten,
feeling good!

[David] Hi!

[Ashley] Hi, bubba!

-Hello, my love.
-[Ashley] Mmm.

[David] Mmm.

-Hey, Meggles.
-[Megan] Hello.

Hey, Genny. How are you, mate?

-[Genre grumbles]
-[Ashley] How'd you go?

Yeah, really good, really good.

-Uh...
-[Phone bleeps]



Kilometers?

Yep. Km's. Want to see my route?

No, it's okay. No.

Okay. Yeah. That's a loop.
You crushed it, bub.

Go have a shower.

Shower, okay.

[Genre babbles]

Have you spoken to him yet?

-David? What about?
-[Shower runs]

He's always here.

He lives here.

And he just went for a run.

Yeah, okay, well,
could he get a job, maybe?

He... Hey, he's working on it.
Come on!

I just... I...

I think I'm just missing
the baby bubble a little bit.

Like, I don't mind you here,

but I just want our baby bubble
back with Rumi and Genre.

He's 18 months old.

[Megan] Yeah.

Like, when does the bubble
normally end?

-The baby bubble?
-Yeah.

Like, isn't it the first few
weeks? Isn't that the bubble?

No, Ash, it never ends.

What?

I'm his mother.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll talk to David.

Um, he'll get a job.

Thank you.

[Genre exclaims]

Anyway, but should I text him?

Like, should I text Gordon
so that I can see Colin?

So, you didn't soak that stuff
after he had his blowout?

No.

No, no.

[Babbles]

Good job, bubba.

Good job!

Uh, Rumes...

What? What... what now?

What, is Bubba off the table
now? What?

No, we're not gonna say
"good job" anymore, remember?

What is this? Some more
Instagram parenting tips?

f*cking hell.

It's TikTok, actually.

And you think it's helping,
but it's actually not.

It's not actually helping
a child's self-esteem.

What about my self-esteem?

Rumi, I cannot parent you both.

I've got self-esteem problems
as well. Everyone's got it.

It's all good. It's all good.

-Good? That's, yeah, helpful.
-[Doorbell rings]

-What is...
-[Genre] Yeah.

-[Phone chimes]
-[Genre] Yeah.

[Rumi] Oh, that's James.

-[Insistent knocking]
-James is at the front door.

Hey, Genre is so f*cking
overstimulated right now.

[Rumi] I'll handle it.
I'll handle it.

And no more drop-ins, all right?

You tell him it is pre-planned
or nothing.

-[Rumi] Mm-hm.
-[Knocking continues]

[Doorbell rings]

Love you.

[Whispers] Love you too.

-[Door squeaks]
-Hey.

-Hi.
-Ahh.

Where's my boy?

Not your boy, James.

No, no, but, um, how is he?

I just bought him a cute
little outfit. Is he around?

No, he's not around.

-[Genre squeals]
-Sounds like he's around.

He is around, but he's currently
overstimulated, so...

Look, we talked about how
it might be confusing for you

to be buying him presents.

Oh, this isn't a present.
It's his birthright.

-Ha!
-He needs a team.

Swannies!

That's nice,
but he can choose his own team

when he's older, okay?

Well, he was born in Sydney,
so this is his team.

That might be the team
that he was assigned at birth.

-Swannies are a great team.
-Yep. It's not the point.

I've already bought him
a Matildas jersey, anyway.

Oh, sure, that's fine.
I mean, that's women's soccer.

-Just call it soccer.
-Okay. Well, is he around?

-Can I see him?
-No.

Look, James,

when you agreed to be our donor,

we were very clear about
how you were not his parent.

Yeah, I'm not. I'm just like
a fun uncle sperm friend.

Never, ever say that again.

Look, please only come around
when invited,

otherwise we will have to get
the lawyers involved, okay?

-[Sighs] I'm sorry.
-Okay. Great.

Still good to babysit on Friday?

-Absolutely.
-Yeah, great.

[Rumi] Hmm!

[Quirky music]

[Rumi] Oh, for f*ck's sake!

[James] Love you, little man.

[Jared] Well, these c**ts
are talking about taking

January off the sauce.

Then you've got,
what, Dry July, Ocsober,

they're talking about
Don't Drink So March.

We've got to get these f*ck
guzzling again, eh?

-Definitely. It's ethical, yeah.
-Ethical City.

Yeah, we're on it, boss.

Um, anyway, mate, I think
that's probably it for today?

-Yeah, thanks, Jared.
-All right. Thank you. Bye.

Thanks for, um,
getting those medicals done.

I'd hate to sack youse.

-[All laugh]
-Same.

Anyway, you've got a lot on,
mate, so we'll let you go.

Seriously, Echo Park
is my little baby

and I've always got time.

'Cause I'm a good daddy,

I've always got time
for my little babies.

-Yep.
-Yep.

-Right.
-And, like, Daddy's hands-off.

Daddy's not...
do things without Daddy,

but just babies have to check.

-Babies just check with Daddy.
-Yep.

-[Chiara] Cool.
-Does that make sense?

-[Brett] Mm-hm.
-[Gordon] Yeah, absolutely.

[Chiara] Yep. [Clears throat]

Explain it for me.

[Gordon] Explain it?

What's my name?

-Uh, Jared? -Jared.
-Daddy? Jared. -No.

-He wants to be called Daddy.
-Oh.

-Yeah, but call me Daddy.
-Yep.

-[Brett] And we love Daddy.
-[Chiara] Uh-huh.

Bad babies get a smack,
you know?

Yeah, well,
we'll see you next quarter.

-Yeah.
-Or every six months.

-Yeah, Quarterly City.
-Yep.

I did have another idea.

Idea City.

Can you stop with the city sh*t?

So I just, um, got back
from L.A. in the United States.

-[Gordon] Yep.
-[Chiara] Mm-hm.

And, uh, just trip
of a lifetime.

They're doing
this functional beer.

Did I tell you about that?

Okay, yes. I don't know about
that, actually, Jared. We...

No, no, no. So they... What it
is they're cutting out carbs.

Oh, we talked about it.

You're putting in your
electrolytes, your aminos,

your antioxidants,
a bit of spirulina.

It's unmarketable, remember?

Because we can't advertise beer
as healthy

'cause we'll get sued.

Who's... who's saying
it's healthy, RFK?

-Right.
-All right.

-Okay.
-I'm not.

-Okay...
-I'm not.

[Gordon] I'm saying we have had
this conversation.

No, Daddy's not, Daddy's saying

you can detox and retox
at the same time.

Yeah, we could call it tox.

That's f*cking it, Brett.

That's... that's you...
Oh, you're my favorite baby.

Tox City.

Yeah. No, don't do that one.
The first one, man.

[Brett] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's good.

I f*cking knew
you guys would figure it.

f*cking geniuses.

And then we, um... we did the...
we did the Vegas drive.

We saw "Chaplin" Roan.

And we saw, um...

'Cause she was down
for the Oscars or something.

But they're all...

Hello?

Oh, f*ck. Are you frozen?

That really pisses me off

'cause I got my connection
fixed after last time

and then I sent them down
to fix yours.

So, there should be no problems.
The NBN...

We've got the NBN.
We've got fibre to the node.

Brett, did you just move, mate?

That... Chiara blinked.
She did blink.

All right. All right.
I've lost you, bugger it.

All right. Daddy out.

[Video call bleeps]

-Oh, God! Thank God!
-Oh!

-My God.
-My eyes were watering, man.

-Oh, my back.
-Oh, you know what?

It wasn't a complete waste
of time. I got my Kegels done.

Hey, can I do
my merch pitch now?

Uh, yep, yep.

Okay, go on, Bretty.
What's your pitch?

[Brett] All right.
[Clears throat]

[Inhales and exhales]

First thing, thank you,
ladies and gentlemen,

for being here today.

I know you all lead busy lives.

Okay, just cut to the chase.

Uh...

You messed me up.

I do it, all right?

I do all our totes, T-shirts,
all of our merch.

Cut out the middleman.

You want to see an example?

Ba-bam!

An acrostic poem.

Don't you have two T's?

Yeah, but it felt like

the natural end, you know?

Hey.

-f*cking what?
-Wake up, Jeff.

Sorry, yep. Guys, go. Hey?

What's... what's going on?

Yeah, I saw... I saw Ash,

and, um, it was really weird
to see her again.

Uh, it's thrown me a bit.

You're f*cking joking.

[Gordon] Yeah.

-No way, bro.
-Yeah.

I know.

-[Gordon and Chiara] Oh!
-[Colin barks]

[Gordon] f*cking hell!
What was that?

It's okay, Colin.
He asked for it.

You told me
to slap you across the face

next time you wanted
to call her.

I didn't call her. She was
the doctor I went to see.

Oh, yep.
She's a doctor now? Yep.

Jesus Christ, Brett!

That was f*cking full on.
You can't do that.

-Yes, he can.
-I did.

Okay, new rule. No hitting me
or throwing sh*t at me.

[Chiara] Even if
you asked for it?

No hitting or throwing.

[Brett] But you asked for it.

No hitting
or throwing things at me.

-And my hand kind of hurts now.
-Yeah, actually.

-Gets a bit zingy, doesn't it?
-Thanks.

When I hit my kids, same thing.
Stings.

-Hurt him more than it hurt you.
-[Brett] Yep.

So funny. My ex came in today.

Oh, the one with the dog?

-Yeah.
-How was that?

Fine. It was good.

You know,
Mon and I are still friends.

-Yep.
-Yeah. I'm cool with exes.

I think it's beautiful.

I was thinking
I might get in touch with him

just to see my dog again.

But I assume that, like, you
wouldn't wanna come or anything

'cause of your allergies.

Well, show me a pic.
It's all about the fur.

Oh, okay.

Um-doo-ma-ma-mam.

-[Chuckles]
-How is that?

[Inhales sharply] Nah. I can't.

Oh, really?

I mean, it'd be fine
if it was, like, a groodle,

a labradoodle,
any of the oodles, really.

Okay. That's a shame.

And I can still, like,
go alone, though, can't I?

I mean, I could dose up on meds,
wear a protective layer.

No, that's such a lot.
You don't have to do that.

No, I'll do it. It's okay.

I'll come with you.

Great.

Be probably good to
get out of the house.

Oh, yeah.

How is the...
the job search going?

[Sighs] Good. It's just...

It's really hard to
get people to invest

in an inner-city trout farm.

Inner-city trout farm. Pftt! Ha!

Yeah. I guess 'cause
the sea's so close.

I mean, just think

of all the high-end
Japanese restaurants in Sydney.

-Totally.
-Gold mind.

-What'd you say?
-Gold mind.

Goldmine?

Yeah, it's a gold mind.

Gold mind?

Gold... mind.

Tell me, did the fish market
ever call back about the job?

I just... I don't really
want to work for Big Fish.

-Okay.
-[David sighs]

I mean, I could, though, really.

I could make some contacts.

Disrupt from within.

Yeah, get in there.

Undermind them.

I think it's undermine.

No, I know, I was just saying.

You're good to come and watch
me play pickleball later, yeah?

Um... did I say I would?

-Yeah.
-Great. I'll be there.

Can I drive?
I want to get my hours up.

Yep.

[David grunts]

-[Paddle thuds]
-[David grunts]

-[Ball bounces]
-[David groans]

-[Paddle thuds]
-[David] Ow!

Can you do that outside?

Yeah.

[Device beeps]

-[Chiara] Hey.
-Yep.

You haven't f*cking
texted her, have you?

No, mate. Language.

Don't do this sh*t
again, Gordon.

I won't, mate.

You gained 10 kilos.

You started gambling again.

-Middy, Jack?
-Please.

You grew a bushranger's beard.
Do you remember?

-[Beer pours]
-Can you change that, please?

No, you look like
a fat Ned Kelly.

[Chuckles] I love it.

You've got kids.
What's wrong with you?

Yeah, they don't bring me
as much joy as this does.

-Very good.
-I didn't mind the beard.

-Thank you, Jackie boy.
-Very unhelpful, Jack.

-Hey, uh...
-Yeah?

Can you focus...
focus on me for a sec?

-I've got to tell you something.
-Yep, let's focus on you.

Um, I recently had
a swathe of tests.

Well, it's either gonna be
a swathe or a raft.

Please shut up,
because this is important.

I'm sorry, what's wrong?

I've been diagnosed.

Oh, Christ.

With... ADHD.

What? What?

Jesus Christ, Chi. Oh, my God.

Yeah, okay, and?

And? What do you mean, and?

Well, I thought
it was cancer, Chi.

And it's... Who ca...
You're in your 40s.

It's not like you're in Year 8
maths distracting everybody.

This is a really big deal
to me, Gordon.

It would've been nice to know
when I was in Year 8.

My parents made me run a lot.
I was always running.

Always running.

"Run, run, Chiara. Go down
to the park and run it out."

-Okay, okay.
-Run what out?

Okay, Chi. It's okay. I'm sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

But yes, obviously
you've got ADHD, Chi.

It's what makes you so fun.
You've got so much energy.

You know? It's a good thing.
It's all right. You're okay.

-Thanks for sharing.
-No, it's okay.

Hey, but I'm telling you
because my doctor says

-I need to slow down.
-Right. - Okay?

So, I'm actually gonna go
to the office now,

and I'm just gonna do
the orders.

-No, no.
-So, you have to do payroll.

No, I hate payroll.

Yeah, well, figure it out,
Gordon.

-I'm gonna repair it myself.
-What? Now?

-Yep.
-Oh, for f...

-Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty.
-Hey.

Um, can you stay
a bit longer today

because Chiara has ADHD now?

She's always had that.

Yeah, no sh*t.

Actually, you can't
keep asking me

to do things for you
last minute.

-What?
-I have a date with Carmen.

No, no, no, don't tell me

you're still interacting
with that thing.

Carmen's not a thing.

No, Carmen is... is
either a Russian bot

or a 15-year-old called Lachy in
his parents' basement in Perth.

Okay? That's the truth.

Okay, think what you want.

But Carmen is real,
and what we have is real.

Okay, well, listen,
just do me a favor.

Just don't give her
your bank details.

Or mine.

Uh...

-Okay?
-Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Have fun.

-But she's real?
-Yep.

All right? Hey, old boy.

Happy for you, Brett.

[Brett] Thanks, Jackie.

-Is this his mail-order bride?
-Yeah.

You can't say that, mate.
You can't say that.

It's... it's all on the phone.
It's a whole thing.

But basically, yes.

Had a mate who had one of those.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, brought her over in '93.

-Yeah?
-Had a Hampton Wick.

Hampton Wick?

A d*ck.

Right.

Still together.

That's lovely for them.

Hey? That's nice.
It's a good story.

[Jack] Mm.

Argh!

Argh!

Come on, David. Come on, David.
Yes, David!

Come on, David.
Come on, David. No, David!

f*cking hell. Oh, my God.

-Hey, David?
-What?!

I'm just gonna... I'm gonna
come back and pick you up, okay?

Yeah, okay. Fine.

Oh, cheese and rice!

[Easygoing music]

♪ That summer feeling
That summer feeling ♪

♪ That summer feeling ♪

♪ When there's things to do
not because you gotta ♪

♪ When you run for love
not because... ♪

-[Ashley] Ooh, sh*t. I'm sorry.
-♪ You oughta... ♪

I'm... Hi. No, you go.

-♪ When you trust your friends ♪
-Yes.

♪ With no reason, nada ♪

♪ The joy I've named
shall not be tamed ♪

♪ And that summer feeling
is gonna haunt you ♪

♪ One day in your life ♪

♪ When the cool of the pond
makes you drop down on it ♪

♪ When the smell of the lawn
makes you flop down on it ♪

♪ When the teenage car
gets the cop down on it ♪

♪ That time is here
for one more year ♪

♪ And that summer feeling
is gonna haunt you ♪

♪ One day in your life ♪

♪ Summer feeling
Summer feeling ♪

♪ Summer feeling ♪

♪ If you've forgotten
what I'm naming ♪

♪ You're gonna long to
reclaim it one day ♪

♪ Because that summer feeling
is gonna haunt you ♪

♪ One day in your life ♪

♪ Summer feeling
Summer feeling ♪

♪ And if you wait
until you're older ♪

♪ A sad resentment
will smolder one day ♪

♪ And then that summer feeling's
gonna haunt you ♪

♪ And that summer feeling's
gonna taunt you... ♪

-[Gordon] Yeah, come on.
-[Gasps]

-♪ Then that summer feeling... ♪
-Good boy.

-♪ Is gonna hurt you... ♪
-Oh, Colly!

-♪ One day in your life ♪
-Ohh.

-♪ Summer feeling... ♪
-My God.

-♪ That summer feeling... ♪
-[Ashley] Oh, sh*t.

♪ Summer feeling ♪

-[Car door closes]
-[Gordon] Hey, there she is.

Hi, darling.

[Gordon] Hey.

Hey, your hair looks great.

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

-[Chelsea] It's not too short?
-[Gordon] No.

sh*t. sh*t.

[Chelsea] She always
takes too much off.

[Gordon] Nah. Sexy.

[Chelsea] Ooh. Mwah!

[Car seat grinds]

-Oh, that's sad.
-Oh, my God.

It's getting worse around here.

No, no, no. They might be crazy.

It's okay, it's okay.

Hello? Hi there.

Sorry to bother,
I was just gonna say,

if you need to use a bathroom...

[Whines]

[Gordon] ..or even if you need,

like, a shower later tonight,

you can just...
you just go across there.

I just...
I run a local business.

Just trying to help
the community.

Oh, God, is...
is that a cup of urine?

Oh, no, I think that's wine.

-Okay. Can we go now?
-[Gordon] Yep.

Um, anyway, if you want,
like, a m... meal too,

we have hot food as well.

-[Chelsea] Just leave it.
-Okay.

-Um...
-[Colin whines]

Colly, get off there.
What's... what's going on?

Anyway, you just tell them
Gordon sent you.

[Ashley] f*ck off, c**t!

Oh, that's lovely.

Never mind.

[Birdsong]

-Okay. Yeah.
-Let's go.

Yep, okay.

Colly.

-Gordon.
-Anyway...

You've got such a big heart.

Oh, thanks, Chels.

But they could have had a knife.
Don't do that again.

[Gordon] Okay.

[Upbeat rock music]

f*cking hell.

[Gordon] No, it looks great.

God, she's got good hair.

f*ck.

[Upbeat rock music continues]

♪ Good morning ♪

♪ Can you shake off your skin? ♪

♪ I was struggling to tell you ♪

♪ Where I have been ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been ♪
♪ Runnin' around ♪

♪ Makin' mess of meself ♪

♪ I know how you feel ♪

♪ About that ♪

♪ You told me once ♪

♪ When I showed you that, but ♪

♪ I am trying my best ♪

♪ To get it on ♪

♪ Not everybody makes it out
alive when they are... ♪