07x17 - Dread of the Class/Welcome to the Doll Heist

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- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪

♪ That's how we show our love ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

- ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪

♪ Loud house ♪

- Poo-poo.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome!

It is with great pride that I present the Luan Pranking

Academy's graduating class.

Today, we are honoring Ronnie Anne Santiago,

the first person to ever graduate the program,

which I now offer online.

Now is when you clap, fellas.

[applause]

- That's right.

Ronnie Anne's about to get her pranking PhD, which is cool.

But I'm just excited my buddy's in town

and we get to hang out.

Plus, Dad made the appetizers, like mac 'n' cheese bites.

[spits]

Which, of course, Luan filled with octopus ink.

[spits] Real nice.

- Benny, you may be stalled at level-one whoopee cushion,

but someday, if you work hard, you'll graduate, too.

- Oh, thanks, Luan!

Until then, I'll just keep pouring

my savings into this class.

- Ronnie Anne, please accept this diploma.

- Whoo-hoo, yeah!

Ronnie Anne!

- I'd like to thank my brother, Bobby,

for being the main target of my homework assignments.

Uh, what's happening?

- Ha-ha!

Disappearing ink!

- [gasps]

- You haven't graduated yet.

There is a final test you must complete.

And this test is the hardest.

[laughs]

- I did not see this coming!

Mmm. Oh.

Ah!

Or that ghost pepper!

Classic Luan.

- Ronnie Anne, you must prank the master, me.

And it must be done before sundown, so tick-tock.

Remember your mantra.

Work with what you've got.

- [coughs] Fart cloud!

[claps]

- Don't worry.

You got this.

Sure, Luan's terrifying, but it's just one prank, right?

I'd help you, but my, um, my hamstrings

are feeling kind of tight.

I better go ice 'em.

- Lincoln, I know you're faking it.

Come on.

I could really use your help.

No one knows Luan better than you.

- Fine.

Plumbing was part of Luan's class?

- Yep, and CPR, Morse code, sailing,

welding, you know, all the basics you need for pranking.

- Might want to hurry.

We're cutting it close.

I paid off Lola for her shower slot,

but Luan's turn is any minute.

Wait, what is that?

- I call this prank "Hope the water isn't too chilly."

[laughs] When I did it on Bobby,

he was picking beans out of his hair for days.

That diploma is mine.

[gasps]

Here comes the scream.

Huh?

[rumbling]

- Uh-oh!

- She rerouted the pipes!

Ah!

[groaning]

- Maybe we should just forget about this.

- No.

You know Luan's schedule.

Where's she going today?

We'll beat her there and set up a different trick.

- Her usual Saturday routine means she'll be

at Dad's restaurant for lunch.

She's coming!

Hurry!

- You're sure she sits in that booth every time?

- Like clockwork.

She says it's the funniest booth in the restaurant.

I don't even know what that means.

- Well, it's about to get even funnier.

Because any minute, a semi truck's airbag is going

to go off under her butt.

[laughs]

OK, any second now.

OK.

Any minute now.

- Why isn't it going off?

- Thanks, Grant.

Doesn't this booth just crack you up?

[laughs]

Mmm!

Ooh, that's not sitting right.

- Now's our chance to fix it.

Come on!

both: Whoa!

- [laughs]

- I don't understand!

We saw you sitting down!

- Wrong.

I wasn't sitting.

I was hovering.

Observe.

I haven't sat in years.

Too many possible revenge pranks.

Anyway, I have a birthday party to perform at.

The clock is ticking, Ronnie Anne!

- Ugh! - [groans]

So when Luan passes through here on her way

to the birthday party--

- She'll bounce off the clear wrap

and get flung into a ditch!

Genius.

- Here she comes.

- Clearly, I won't fall for that.

[laughs]

- Oh, come on!

- [gasps] Flip, stop!

- [screams]

Oof! Oof! - Ahh!

- Holy nachos, Nacho.

We spilled our nachos.

- How do pickles celebrate their birthday?

They relish it!

[laughs]

- [laughs] I love pickle humor.

- Om, om, om.

- Uh, what are you doing?

- Prank meditating.

It helps me focus.

I need to think of something I haven't tried yet.

Om. Om.

[gentle music]

[fart cushion deflates]

- Knock, knock, who's there?

Me, and I'm in your brain.

[laughs]

- Whoa!

[chicken clucking]

- Pranking me is a tall order, Ronnie Anne.

Just remember, work with what you've got.

[laughs]

- Ahh! Ugh!

I have an idea.

- Oh.

Going for clown props?

Nice.

Too bad they're always locked up.

- Lock-picking was part of the class.

- Of course it was.

- This ought to take her down to size.

[laughs]

- Time for the birthday grand finale!

- It's showtime.

- Whoa!

Ah!

[screams]

- [gasps]

- We did it! We got you!

both: We did it! We did it!

- Did you, though?

- [gasps] Benny?

- Sorry, guys.

Luan promised me half-off tuition if I helped her.

Oh, that class isn't cheap.

- Your Luan was incredible.

- Thanks.

Voice mimicry is the only A I've gotten.

- [groans] So where's Luan now?

- [cackling]

- That was unnerving.

- We can't let her get away, or we'll never prank her in time.

There's only minutes until sunset!

- Learning to tell time by the sun is also part--

- Of the class.

I get it.

- Can I borrow this?

Have a pie!

- Oh!

- Uh, Ronnie Anne?

What are you doing?

[screams] I can't look!

Is this really built for two?

Augh!

- My undies!

- Quick! She's getting away!

- [laughs]

both: Whoa!

Oof. Ooh!

- A giant corn maze?

The Hunnicutts have never had this.

It's got Luan written all over it.

- Yeah, literally.

"Luan's maze of corn-fusion."

[pig oinking]

- Oh, poor Virginia!

How long were you in there, girl?

- Come on, Lincoln.

There's only five minutes left.

- Oh, here goes nothing.

[pig oinks]

- Hmm.

- Careful.

There are probably traps everywhere.

- [gasps]

both: Ugh!

- Like that?

- Ah, horse manure.

Lovely.

- [laughs]

- [gasps]

- [grunts]

both: Ahh! Ahh!

Ahh!

Whew!

- Pranksters tip-- always carry a water balloon.

both: Heh-heh-heh.

Ahh! Ahh!

- Ugh!

- Oh, no.

both: Ahh! Ahh!

- Honey and cornmeal.

Luan, you're a monster.

We've looked everywhere.

She must have left.

- [gasps] There's an exit!

- [gasps]

- [grunts]

- Not an exit.

[screams]

- Haaaay, guys.

- [gasps]

- Guess you're too late.

Sorry, but you can always retake my class, Ronnie Anne.

You clearly still have a lot to learn.

Whoa!

Why am I moving?

- Virginia?

- [laughs] Go, girl, go!

- Ahh! Oof!

Ugh.

Ahh!

Whoa. Well done, Ronnie Anne.

How'd you pull it off?

- When I saw Virginia outside, I remembered,

"Work with what you've got."

I knew I'd need some help to beat you,

so Virginia and I came up with this plan.

Luckily, animal training is also part of the class.

- Ronnie Anne, I couldn't be prouder.

- Well, I did learn from the master.

- You earned this.

- [gasps] Thanks, Luan.

- Ah!

- Nice try, Benny.

But I heard you coming.

- Dang it, I'm never going to graduate.

Mmm!

At least it's banana cream.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Lily! Lily!

Want to meet my friend?

- You bring new friend?

- Say hi to Nugget the narwhal!

- [gasps] Nugget is so cute.

Ah, ah, Lily wants!

- What?

No!

Nugget is mine!

- Please, Ingrid!

I trade you anything you want!

Please, please, please!

I need Nugget!

- Anything?

Let me see.

- [belches]

- Ugh.

Hmm.

Ha.

Huh.

Mm-mm.

- Goodbye, my darlings!

Be good while Mommy's at the Little Miss Hair flip Pageant

this weekend.

You're in charge, my precious Eunice.

- [gasps]

- I know I can trust you not to let them

finish all the snickerdoodles.

Mwah!

- Oh!

- [giggles]

- OK, Lily.

You can keep Nugget.

- Yay!

[doorbell rings]

- Oh!

Hi, Candace.

Lily, Ingrid's mommy is here!

- Thanks for having Ingrid over.

Lily is welcome at our place anytime.

Did you have fun, sweetie?

- Yup, yup.

Look, look, look.

Look what I got!

I'm going to name her Princess Cotton Candy.

- How about we take your new friend

to the grocery store with us?

- Oh, no, no, no!

She take Eunice!

- Lily!

[screams]

- [whimpers]

- Time's up, Blowfish.

Consider yourself the catch of the day.

- Lincoln! - Ahh!

Dang it. - Need help!

Big problem!

- Lily, it's OK.

Calm down.

I'm sure whatever it is isn't that bad.

- I trade Eunice to Ingrid!

- Well, it was nice knowing you.

- It was accident!

They go to grocery store.

Please help me get him back!

- Be right back, sweetie.

I'm going to grab some bananas.

- Ingrid!

We have to trade back!

Take Nugget, and I get back Eunice!

- Her name is Princess Cotton Candy now!

And no way!

We traded!

No backsies.

Those are the rules!

[both grunting]

- Ahh!

- [giggles]

- Ooh, I love kumquats.

- Princess Cotton Candy does, too!

[both groaning]

- I'm toast.

And not the yummy cinnamon kind.

- No, you're not, Lily.

I've got a plan.

There's an issue of David Steele where he assembles

a team to break into Golden Toe's lair to take

his, you know, golden toe.

- We're going to take Ingrid's toe?

- No!

We'll do our own heist and get back to Eunice before Lola

ever knows she went missing.

- Ooh, sneaky.

- We just need a map of Ingrid's house.

- Hmm.

Perhaps I can assist.

I, too, would like to protect our youngest kin

from Lola's ire.

Besides, I need Lily in one piece

to complete the rest of our human nightlight test trial.

I have a way we can get a full scan of Ingrid's house

and the location of your desired target.

I'll just have to initiate Todd's

new pizza oven modification.

both: Hmm?

[knock at door]

- Surprise, you won a contest.

Free pizza.

It is too hot for your flesh-covered hands.

I will put it down for you.

May I use the little pizza delivery man's room?

- Uh, sure.

It's right up the stairs.

Oh!

- Unusually small canine detected.

- [growling]

- Correction.

Unusually aggressive small canine detected.

Target located.

- Everything OK up there?

- Ah.

All good.

Love your pumpkin spice hand soap.

[growling]

- Blueprint acquired!

- Now that we know where to find Eunice,

we just have to assemble the rest of the team.

Welcome to Operation Unicorn Heist.

We've set another playdate for Lily and Ingrid tomorrow,

and we need all your special skills to help rescue

Eunice before Lola gets home.

Here's the plan.

I'll distract Ingrid's mom.

Luan, you keep Ingrid entertained.

Lana, you distract the dog.

- Good luck.

He's a biter.

- Lily, you get to Eunice in Ingrid's bedroom,

where you'll swap her for Nugget.

Lynn, you're on extraction.

- Yes!

I love extracting junk.

- And then we all hold hands under a rainbow?

- [laughs] That drawing's for school.

[doorbell rings]

- We're so happy Lily wanted another playdate so soon.

Why don't you girls go play in Ingrid's room?

- Or they could play in the living room.

Because I brought a special guest.

[horn honks]

Meet Laffy the Clown!

Trust me, she's a smash.

- More like a splash.

[sputtering]

- [laughs]

- Why don't we let her keep the little ones busy?

And here's another surprise.

Kumquat pie.

- Oh.

- I heard you're a quat fan.

Let's enjoy it in your kitchen, which my gut

is telling me is this way.

- I'm going to give you both a show that's so amazing

you won't believe your pies!

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- [chuckles]

- [gasps]

- [growls]

- That's good, isn't it, girl?

[sniffs] Sure smells good.

Good for the whole family?

Don't mind if I do.

Mmm.

One for you and one for me.

One for you and another for me.

[laughter]

- [gasps] I laugh so big I need to pee.

Gonna go bathroom.

My gut say this way.

Bingo!

- Heh, mmm.

- Hey!

Uh, how about another piece?

- [laughs] Oh, Princess Cotton Candy has to see this!

- No!

I mean, it's time for balloon animals.

[inhales]

[blows]

Ta-da! - [giggles]

[drone beeping]

- And one for you, and one for me,

and one for you-- huh?

Uh-oh, dang it, banana nut beef.

Why did you have to be so good?

- [growling]

- Ahh! Ahh-ahh-ahh!

- Uh, and here's your rhinocephant--

half rhino--ooh--half elephant.

- Yay!

This is Princess Cotton Candy's favoritest animal!

Oh, oh, I'm going to show her!

- The sparrow is returning to the nest!

I repeat, the sparrow is returning to the nest!

- Yes, we did it!

- Lily! - Ahh!

- What are you doing?

Princess Cotton Candy!

No!

- Oh!

- Whoa!

I can't control this thing!

It's too heavy!

- [screams] - Ahh!

both: Ahh!

[dog barking]

both: Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

- Uh-oh.

[all screaming]

- Did you hear that?

- Oops.

Gosh, I'm such a klutz.

[all screaming]

- Guys, did you hear me?

The sparrow is-- oh, my gosh!

[all screaming]

- Sorry, Ingrid.

This is my fault. I bad friend.

- Ah!

Best playdate ever!

- Huh?

- I want to play clown show and airplane ride again and again!

- You do?

Um, we can play next week, too, if you trade Eunice--

Princess Cotton Candy back for Nugget?

- Deal.

- Come on, team.

We gotta move before Lola gets home.

- Little Miss Hair Flip is home, everyone!

- Ugh, just as weird as I remember.

all: Whew.

- Oh, Eunice, I've missed you!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Wait, why do you smell like kumquats?

- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪