08x04 - InTODDnito/Weather or Not

[bunniefuu]

[theme music plays]

♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like ping pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud House♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo poo!

[rock music playing]

-[kids giggling] -You can't catch me!

Now if this works as I hope, Petey,

my patented safety salve should act

as a protective, wearable shield

against painful dodgeballs.

[grunts]

Hmm, interesting.

Might need more corn syrup.

[Darcy] Hey, Lisa.

I wanted to invite you to my birthday party Saturday.

You're my bestie, you have to come.

Of course, Darcy, that's what besties are for.

At least according to the latest sociological studies.

Yippie!

You seen Petey? I want to invite him too.

He's over there,

recovering from his contribution to science.

Uh... I'm okay!

Thanks, bestie!

Mental note: invent confetti defense shield.

Hey, Todd. Add this event to my schedule.

FYI, "please" goes a long way.

Error.

You have something scheduled at that day and time.

Oh... How could I forget?

Dr. Julius Brown, the renowned gastroenterologist,

is being honored at the Royal Woods Medical Center!

I've been looking forward to this for months!

I have to find something suitable to wear.

Nope. Too casual. Too formal.

Ugh, I hate all my lab coats.

So should I decline Darcy's invite and liquidate it?

[sighs] No, I can't do that to my bestie.

I don't want to hurt her feelings.

Hmm, maybe I can clone myself

so I can be in both places at once,

or cryogenically freeze Darcy so she doesn't age,

thus eliminating the need for a birthday party.

Now where did I put my freeze ray?

Oh! Todd. That's an even better idea.

You can disguise yourself as me and go to the party

while I go live it up with Dr. B.

There is just one problem. I am way taller than you.

Eh, a minor setback. I'll take care of that.

Gulp.

[drilling, whirring, banging]

[Lisa] And we are finished! It's like looking in a mirror.

Twinsies!

Whoa!

You'd better not move around too much.

We wouldn't want your disguise to fall off like that mid party.

Oh, I also cloned my voice.

Let me upload it to you now so you can give it a try.

Ahem. [imitates Lisa] Hi, I'm Lisa. I have a high IQ.

I think I'm somuch smarter than everyone.

Eh. A tad sassy, but accurate.

To be safe, I'll be monitoring you with a camera and speakers.

With this tablet, I can see what you're seeing.

If you get into any figurative hot water,

I can coach you via this earpiece.

With these precautions in place, it's almost like I'll be there.

I'll be the virtual life of the party. [chuckling]

Hey, Einstein, I cut some fruit if you're--

[both laughing]

I should have knocked.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

I have arrived at the destination.

Excellent. Mission is a go.

-Lisa! You're here! -Of course.

I couldn't miss the celebration

of the anniversary of your birth. [exclaims]

Ha! I couldn't have said it better myself.

Now I need to figure out

which one of my fecal matter study slides

I want Dr. Brown to autograph.

It's piñata time!

Lisa, you can go first.

Oop! Ah! Er... Ah, yes. Piñata.

Something, I, a human child, am deeply familiar with.

[Lisa] It's easy, Todd.

All you have to do is use the bat to break the piñata.

[tense music plays]

[loud expl*si*n]

Apologies. Perhaps I over-engaged my core.

[cheering]

Good thing they were too distracted by sweets

to notice your superhuman strength.

Just do not let it happen again.

Now to rehearse my greeting... [clears throat]

Hello, Dr. Brown, I love your work.

Particularly your dissertation on impacted lower intestines.

Everyone's gonna say that. Way to be original, Lisa.

[party music playing over speakers]

Ooh, I love this song.

-Let's dance, Lisa. -Uh, be right there.

Gotta grease my gears.

Uh, uh, I mean, stretch.

Come in, Lisa.

They are doing "the kangaroo bop."

How do I proceed?

My wig will undoubtedly fly off.

Hmm, use your freeze-ray on them.

That'll put an end to their dancing.

Seems a bit extreme. Todd's got this.

[dancing walla]

The kangaroo is so out.

Now everyone's doing the "power save."

[buzzing]

So cool!

[rattles]

Excellent problem solving, Todd.

Self-drive mode, to the Medical Center, pronto.

[Big Wheels] Did you say Toronto?

Taking you to Canada.

-No, no, no, no! -[engine revs]

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[inhales deeply, then blows]

[Lisa] Careful, Todd, the cake might clog your audio inputs.

Just pretend to eat.

Mmm, birthday cake. My favorite. Num-num-num-num.

I love to put cake in my human mouth and digest it.

It's de-lish.

Looks like we've got things under control.

And I am just mere moments away from Dr. Brown.

See, Todd? We can do it all.

[groans]

Who knew such a small body

could metabolize such large quantities of cake?

[honking]

Ulysses Unicorns and Unitards here with your rental delivery.

Sorry I'm late.

I had to model my unitards for a potential buyer.

Can you believe they ended up canceling the whole order?

Anywhose. Here's the unicorn.

[Flip] Don't worry,

his eyeball's supposed to do that.

Mechanical unicorn? Oh, no. Todd, avoid it at all cost.

It'll shake your costume off

-and our cover will be blown. -[Todd] Roger that.

Hey bestie. Come ride the unicorn with me.

Uh...

Okay, listen to me, Todd,

I am uploading you with an excuse app.

You should have enough to get you through the party.

♪ La, la, me and my bestie ridin' on a unicorn ♪

[buzzes]

If you'll excuse me, I have a train to catch,

my dog ate my homework, it's not in my budget.

My arthritis is acting up. It's not you, it's me.

For Pete's sake, Todd, slow down.

You're burning through your excuses

quicker than a supernova burns through gas.

Pretty please?!

You're my best friend,

and riding the unicorn with my bestie is my one birthday wish.

Uh, uh...

Oh, brother.

Sounds like excuses won't cut it anyway.

We'll have to take drastic measures.

You'll have to destroy the unicorn.

Whoa!

[cheering]

But how? All eyes are on the ride.

You've got four terabytes of processing power, Todd.

Figure it out!

I have to mentally prepare myself

to talk to a fecal legend.

Of course I'll ride the unicorn with you.

Right after I drain the ol' oil can--

uh, I mean, use the little girls room.

Who wants punch?

[crackling]

[kids laughing]

Oh, great, I have only made it stronger.

Oh, no, where is that pesky donkey?

Maybe it's right there!

[pops]

[all] Aww!

Oh, darn.

Looks like the unicorn is not safe to ride.

Out of the way, Lincoln's sister.

Ah, it's fine.

Nothin' an ol' patch n' pump can't fix.

-[grunts] -[air whooshing]

[cheering]

-Ugh... -Lisa, there you are.

Let's get in line for that unicorn ride.

[laughing]

Huh? Hmm...

[whistling]

-[crackles] -[Todd groans]

-You okay, Lisa? -Fair epidermis and hot sun.

-It's my curse. -Okay, well we're up next.

My birthday wish is about to come true.

[gasps] Up next?

Oh, and Lisa, I just wanna say,

I know birthdays aren't your thing,

but it means so much to me that you came to my party.

You're the bestest bestie ever.

Oh, man.

All I've been doing all day is thinking about myself.

That's not what I'd call "bestie behavior."

If Todd goes on that unicorn,

his cover will be blown and Darcy will be really hurt.

You're up. Dr. Brown will see you now.

[sighs] Give Dr. Brown my regards.

It's time I put friendship before feces.

To tall Timbers Park, on the double!

[Big Wheels] Dublin, Ireland. Confirmed.

Activating submarine mode.

[grunts] You are so getting scrapped!

Yay! Our turn.

Oh, I'm too late.

If I swap in now, Darcy will see there are two of us.

Wait, unless...

Darcy, I just want to say, whatever happens,

friendship is a complex and fragile beast.

[Lisa] Come in, Todd. Thank you for your service today.

Prepare for liftoff.

[Todd] Whoa!

[grunts] Phew!

What I meant to say is, let's ride, bestie.

[both giggle and shout]

Hey, this is quite stimulating.

[both laugh]

[birds squawking]

Thanks for coming, Lisa. This was the best birthday ever.

Of course. We are best friends, after all.

And I honestly had a great time.

What do you say to another unicorn ride?

Yay!

I love a happy ending. Self-drive mode.

Take me back to my place.

[Big Wheels] Taking you to space.

Activating thrusters.

What? No. Lisa!

[epic music playing]

All right, Nacho.

Time to pick a vacation destination.

Where should we go to kick back...

-[burps] -...and let loose?

[chitters]

Ooh, good idea!

We'll go to the place with the best dumpsters.

[chitters]

I'll go see if I can find us a couple of snorkels

for dumpster diving.

[wind gusting]

[sniffs]

[chitters]

Hey, Flip. What's up?

The price of Flippees and my cholesterol.

See ya, chiefs.

[chittering]

Take an umbrella? What do you got, brain freeze?

There's not a cloud in the sky,

and Patchy Drizzle said it'll be nothing but sunshine today.

[rain pattering]

[thunder crashes]

See?

Nothing but sunshine. [groans]

Hey, Flip. We need some advice.

Always keep your shoes in the freezer.

Takes the stink right out.

Uh, good to know.

But we actually need advice from Nacho.

[chitters]

Hey, Nacho.

We're going on a field trip to the Royal Woods Tar Pits today.

We wanted to know how to dress.

Patchy Drizzle says sunshine again,

but after yesterday we want a second opinion.

-[bells chime] -[wind gusting]

[sniffs]

[chitters]

Eh, Nacho says hold on to your keisters,

it's gonna be windy.

-We better bring a light jacket. -Mm-hmm.

-[people screaming] -[elephant trumpeting]

[sipping]

[grunts]

[woman] Ow.

Kate Bernardo does not do her own stunts.

Hey, looks like you've got a gift

for predicting the weather,

just like that groundhog who sees his shadow.

Hmm, you know, that critter sells a ton of merch

just by guessing the weather one day a year.

Imagine how much loot we could make every single day.

I think we've found our latest business venture,

my rabid little buddy.

[chitters]

I'm sure glad we listened to Nacho yesterday.

I hear kids are still trying to wash off all that tar.

[both] Hmm?

"Flip's Food n' Forekast"? What's going on?

-Entry fee is bucks. -Since when?

Since I got a raccoon that predicts the weather.

You in or out, chiefs?

[upbeat music playing]

[woman] I've gotta see this raccoon.

Wow, looks like everyone found out

about Nacho's secret talent.

-[record scratching] -[man shouts]

And now Nacho's got today's forecast.

[cheering]

[wind gusting]

[sniffs loudly]

[chittering]

Nacho says sunny and warm all day.

So bundle up for more gray skies and rain today,

Royal Woods.

Oh, Patchy. You literally don't have a clue.

Oh! [snickers]

Hey, Nacho, forget about the "Food n' Forekast."

I think I have a way for us to make even more money.

[both snicker]

This is Katherine Mulligan.

Traffic was backed up for miles on I-

when an ice cream truck

collided with a marshmallow truck.

Talk about a rocky road. [chuckles]

And now for the weather

with our very own Patchy Drizzle.

Thanks, Katherine.

I'm seeing a cold front coming in from the east

and a hook coming in from the west?

[Patchy] Oh!

I've just been handed some breaking news.

Patchy Drizzle has been fired.

Say hello to our new weather man...

Nacho?

[chitters]

[grunts]

I believe he's saying it's going to be cold...

and snowy today.

[snickers]

Hey, Drizzle Boy,

I hired you 'cause I felt sorry for you,

but I ain't paying you to stand around.

[sighs] Right, boss.

[Patchy] Attention, customers.

We've got a storm front of Nacho-themed snacks coming in.

There's Nacho flippees, Nacho jerky

and, of course, Nacho nachos.

And don't forget the Nacho plushies.

[customers] Aww!

[plushy chitters]

[nearby chittering]

[chitters]

-Nacho! Nacho! -[cheering]

Weather is cool.

There's my favorite "meteoracoonologist."

-I got a big surprise for you. -[chitters]

No, it's not about our vacation.

We can't take a break when you're this hot.

Surprise. I got you a new gig!

The president of New Jersey called,

looking for a weather critter

like that groundhog in Pennsylvania.

I made an incredible deal

to turn ordinary Nacho into Newark Nacho!

[plushy chitters]

Ya, that's raccoon for "forget about it."

[chitters]

Does that mean my old job is available?

There's a % chance I'm off to grovel.

[chittering]

No, I'm not going to Jersey with ya.

I gotta stay here and run the Food n' Fuel.

[chitters]

Ah, you'll be fine without me.

This deal is just too good for us to pass up, buddy.

We're gonna be rich.

[chitters]

[sighs]

Cha-ching!

More Newark Nacho moolah for ol' Flip.

You know the drill, pal.

Ah, buying that cruise ship was worth every penny.

Hey, Nacho, bring daddy some jerky wi-- Oops.

Heh, ha...

[pensive music plays]

[sighs]

-[chitters] -Nacho?

[plushy chitters]

[whimpers]

[Flip sobbing]

-[crying] -[Lincoln] Uh, Flip?

Is everything okay?

I sent my best friend away

for money and now I miss him!

[whimpers]

Why don't you call Nacho and tell him that?

I bet he misses you too.

Yeah. Dr. Lopez always says that expressing your feelings

is the expressway to healing.

[sniffles] Eh, it's kinda corny, but I like it.

[dial tone]

-It's ringing. -[chittering over phone]

[beeps]

He let me go to voicemail.

He must really be mad at me for sending him away.

Hmm, hey, how about we call the Newark newsroom?

I bet we can reach him there.

[dial tone]

[ringing]

[phone rings]

Newark newsroom, I'm Newton, the new news guy.

-Newark Nacho, please. -Ah, you just missed him.

He's on his way to the airport.

Is he flying back to Royal Woods?

No, he's going to Europe.

He was offered the big bucks to become Norway Nacho.

I don't speak raccoon that well,

but I think he said something about his best friend

caring more about money than him?

The guy sounds like a real jerk if you ask me.

-[disconnect tone] -I didn't ask.

But he's right. I messed up big time.

And now I'm never gonna see my best friend ever again.

You can't give up, Flip.

You didn't quit when the FDA told you

that you couldn't sell expired gas

as salad dressing, and you shouldn't quit now.

-Not when it's your best friend. -You're right.

We're going to New Jersey!

-We? -We?

You betcha.

You guys are good at this touchy feely stuff.

[both groan]

Also, I need you to show me where New Jersey is.

I got no clue.

-[door slams] -Did you see that?

-Nacho just got on that plane. -Hold on, boys!

-[plane roaring] -[kids screaming]

[operator] Flight , you're clear for departure to Norway.

[revving]

[kids screaming]

[revving]

[kids screaming]

[tires screech]

[both groan]

[both scream]

This did not help with my fear of flying.

Oh... [groans]

-Nacho! -[chitters]

[somber music playing]

Nacho, don't go to Norway!

I, uh... I, uh...

You can do it, Flip. Say what's in your heart.

Um...

Look, Nacho, I was wrong to ever send you away.

All the money in the world doesn't matter

if I don't have my best friend with me.

Please come back to Royal Woods!

[whimpers]

-[chitters] -[grunts]

[chittering excitedly]

Nacho!

Ooh...

Come on, let's go home.

We got a five-star dumpster vacation to plan.

[chitters]

Uh, uh, uh, I promise, you never have to do the weather again.

I probably should've waited 'til I got home before I said that.

[chuckles]

[both giggle]

-[crackles] -[Flip groans]

♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is In the Loud House ♪