08x10 - Trouble Brewing/The Cling and I

[bunniefuu]

♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like ping pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

[light string music playing]

-[glass clinking] -[chomping]

[smacking lips]

Did you hear that?

The midnight snack thief is back!

-[Lincoln] Guys! -[yelps]

Don't worry. I set a trap

that should be going off right about...

-[loud snapping] -...now.

Gotcha!

[all gasp]

[Mom] Lori?

Oh! Hi, guys. [chuckles]

Whoa! Oof!

Ow!

You're the one who's been taking our stuff?

Sweetie, if you needed all this, you could have just asked.

I didn't want to worry you guys.

After paying Mr. Grouse rent, I'm pretty much broke.

Ugh. I've had no luck getting a job.

Wait a minute! I've been working part-time at the Burnt Bean,

and I heard they're hiring a new bean-rista!

I blew my interview there when I first moved home, remember?

Well, lucky for you, I'm pretty tight

with our manager, Beany Brewinski.

If I put in a good word, you're golden!

So, I'd be making money and we'd be working together?

How fun would that be?

[both squealing and laughing]

Thanks for driving, co-worker!

Sure beats my old unicycle commute.

Ah, it's literally the least I can do.

♪ Sisters ♪

♪ Working together ♪

♪ Chasing those Burnt Bean dreams ♪

♪ Brewing the coffee ♪

♪ Sisters, working together ♪

[Beany] Morning, coffee crew!

Everyone have their seven cups of coffee?

No? Just me? Alright!

I'm thrilled to announce the newest addition

to the Burnt Bean team, Lori Loud!

Let's give her a caf-hey!

[both] Caf-hey!

Caf... hey. [chuckles]

Next order of bean-ness,

I'm off to a conference in Beantown,

so I'll be promoting our top bean-rista

to manager while I'm gone.

Say hello to your new bean boss...

Luan!

-[gasps] -Wowee!

-I won't let you down, Beany! -I know you won't!

I'm trusting you to keep the bean dream alive!

Toodles!

You deserve this, Luan.

Aw, I couldn't have done it without you, Paraag.

We make a good blend.

[both chuckle]

Yeah, congrats!

I had no idea you were such a talented barista.

Aw, thanks. I hope you're okay with this.

I know you didn't plan on working for your little sister.

Are you kidding? I'm totally okay.

Just think of me as another employee.

No playing favorites.

Okay, we're gonna hit the grounds running!

Let's start your training with the espresso machine.

This baby is gonna be your best friend.

Treat her right and she won't give you any trouble.

[gurgles, hisses]

We need a Hot Bean Kahuna Joepuccino!

One hot BKJP coming up!

Speaking of drinks,

you're gonna need to learn the menu.

You've got your Royal Roast, Double Royale, Joepuccino,

MacciaJoe, FrappuBeano, Burnt Creme Brulee Latte,

and the Slow Joe in the green pot.

That's decaf.

But also half-caf, regular caf,

double half-caf, regular caf,

and half-caf decaf.

Phew!

Then you've got your sizes:

Baby Bean, Tall Bean, High Bean and...

[in booming voice] ...the Bean Kahuna!

Which is actually the smallest.

That makes no sense.

It's coffee culture, Lori. You'll catch on.

Now, let's try making a latte.

The machine can be tricky. Need me to walk you through it?

No offense, but I have a year of golf college under my belt.

I think I can handle making a latte.

Hm. Suit yourself!

Hmm...

Let's see here...

-[bubbling, beeping] -[gasps]

[whimpering]

Gah!

Ow! Hot!

Uh... Oh!

Uh... Uh...

[murmuring nervously]

-Help! Help! Help! -[beeping]

-[hissing] -[yelps]

-[loud thud] -[Lori groans]

When making latte art, it's all in the wrist.

-[twinkling] -Voila!

A perfect cappuccino heart.

Now you try!

-[flatulence] -Hmm.

That looks more like a butt.

Let's try again, shall we?

Hey, what can I get you today?

Lori, may I have a word?

[Lori yelps]

You're doing great,

but remember to smile

and use the official Burnt Bean greeting I taught you.

[groans]

Caf-hey!

Welcome to the Double B, where it's our java

to mocha you happy!

What can I brew for you?

[forced giggle]

OMG! Carol! Roger!

Haven't seen you in forever!

What is new-- [yelps]

Hey, sorry to interrupt,

but tick-tock, you're on the coffee clock!

I need you to clean the exploded egg bites out of the microwave.

[grumbling]

Oh, so close!

But it's still a butt.

Keep at it. You'll get there.

[grumbling]

[scoffs]

[sighs]

You made it through your first shift!

There's just one last matter of business.

Your new employee review.

-Beany's policy. Have a seat. -[yelps]

Let's see.

You started off strong, scoring a bean for effort,

but you did forget to smile

and you gave a customer a High Bean FrappuBeano

when he asked for a Tall Bean Joepuccino.

Sadly, that's two grinds on your bean card.

One more and you're on pro-bean-tion.

But don't worry, I know tomorrow will be a five-bean day!

[grumbling]

[kettle whistling]

Oh! My tea is ready!

Any takers?

♪ Sisters, working together ♪

♪ Chasing those Burnt Bean dreams ♪

Hey, girls. We're off on our date night.

We're trying that new place, Mitch's Massage n' Macaroni!

I'm gonna get the deep tissue massage with meatballs.

Lori, you probably want to get back to your apartment,

so, Leni, you're in charge until we get back.

Ooh.

Oh! Actually, I'm in no hurry.

I'm happy to babysit.

I know Leni wants to go out.

-I do? -You do.

Foot massage with fettuccine, here I come!

I'm sorry, so she's with us now?

Hear that, everyone?

I'm in charge!

Pizza's here!

-Aw yeah! -Ah!

Hey. Where's the pineapple pie for me and Mr. Coconuts?

Pineapple? Huh.

I thought I heard you say Brussels sprouts?

[gasps] What?

I hate Brussels sprouts!

Oh, well, guess it pays to enunciate!

Ugh!

Time for dessert!

I asked Luan to make fro-yo smoothies!

[cheering]

Ooh, the sprinkles are a little uneven.

-Why don't you try again? -[groans]

Don't appreciate the attitude!

Can you believe it?

Fifty bucks for a new unicycle tire?

Talk about inflation!

[laughs]

Huh? Hey! I was talking to Benny!

Sorry, Luan, but it's time for chores.

Let's see here. Your job is to... uh...

clean the gutters on the roof.

What? It's dark out!

Take a flashlight.

Say, what gives? Are you mad at me or something?

What? Not at all.

Why would I be mad?

Hmm...

Not so fast!

We still have to do your sister review.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ah, there it is!

You're mad at me for being your boss!

What? That's ridiculous.

Anyhoo, you lost points for the subpar smoothies,

the eye roll, and the insulting accusations.

That's three sister strikes, which means, mm,

I'm gonna have to send you to bed early.

It's only :!

On the bright side, you'll need the energy

for all that bossing around you have to do tomorrow!

[grumbling]

♪ Sisters, working together ♪

[humming]

Thank you so much for driving!

Oh, my pleasure.

But this is the manager's lot.

Yeah. You have to park in the barista lot by the mall.

-But-- -Bye!

[grumbling]

Ugh!

Uh, you're five minutes late.

That's two more grinds on your bean card.

One more and ya burnt!

I wouldn't be late

if you hadn't made me park two miles away!

I don't hear anyone else complaining.

And I wouldn't want to play favorites.

Right, Paraag?

Um, please don't drag me into whatever this is.

Also, the seniors are here for their Tall Bean Slow Joes.

[seniors yelling and chattering]

Fabulous!

Can you get those decafs, Lori?

I'm swamped with managerial duties

after one of my employees showed up late.

Not naming names.

Managerial duties? Ha!

Looks more like stacking cups.

Hey! Watch what you're doing!

You're spilling coffee everywhere!

Ugh! Stop micromanaging me!

You're on a power trip!

-Right, Paraag? -Staying neutral!

Ha! She just can't stand taking orders from her little sister

because she has an ego bigger than a Bean Kahuna!

That's the small one, remember?

Hm! Guess I am good at my job!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[both gasp]

Let's ride!

Whoo-wee!

Uh, Lori, what did you put in those decafs?

Nothing. I just got it from the decaf pot.

[gasping]

Decaf is the green pot!

You gave them Jumpin' Java!

Oh, no! I must have picked it up by accident!

What do we do?

Oh, it's okay! We can fix this.

Bean team, huddle up!

Here's the plan: I'll change the music to something calming.

Paraag, you get the Bingo out.

Lori, I need a large pot

of extra-strength Snoozy Time tea, stat!

Snoozy Time! Got it!

Go, team, go!

[panting]

B... I have B...

Bingo?

Yes! It's working!

[panting]

[peaceful flute music playing]

[Paraag] Okay, folks. O-.

[sipping, snoring]

[Paraag] I-?

Anyone have I-?

G-. That's G-.

You can stop now, Paraag.

The worst is over.

You did good.

Wow, the way you handled that was amazing.

None of this would have happened if I was mature enough

to let you be in charge.

I'm sorry.

You really are a bean boss.

Aww, thanks.

And I'm sorry I got all revenge-y today.

I promise from now on I will be a bigger bean.

Oh!

♪ Sisters, working together ♪

♪ Chasing those Burnt Bean dreams ♪

♪ Sisters, working together ♪

♪ Chasing those Burnt Bean dreams ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[chomping happily]

[loud belch]

A little treat for Charles.

Lily feed Charles too!

-[chomping] -[Lily] Need this.

And this.

-[yelping] -[thuds]

[whimpering]

Well, yes, I do have bacon for you.

I told Mom to make it extra crispy,

just the way you like it.

[chomping]

Lily's turn!

[dramatic music stinger]

[giggling]

Thanks for helping, Lily!

Well, I'm off to give Vanzilla

a much-needed paint job.

Lily paint too!

Sure, why not?

[twinkling]

Vanzilla,

by the time this makeover is done,

you're gonna feel like a brand new woman.

[Lily snickers]

[gasps] Lily! What are you doing?

I make picture for you!

[chuckles] Oh, great.

Ah! A mud masterpiece.

[Lily] Lily add roof!

[straining]

-[gasps] -[splatting]

[sighs] Thanks, Lily.

[giggling]

[Lana humming]

I go potty too!

[humming]

[toilet flushes]

[Lily] Flush!

Aww, isn't that sweet?

Looks like you're Lily's favorite! [giggles]

-[chuckles] -[sighs]

[in singsong] Lana! Where are you?

[sighs] I love Lily,

but being with her all the time is a lot.

Sometimes I just need... Ow! ...space!

What do I do?

[ribbiting]

That's a great idea!

We just need to find someone else for Lily to play with.

But for now, we hide in this cupboard

until it's past Lily's bedtime.

-[Lana grunting] -Want to catch bugs?

Eat mud pies?

Feed Charles?

Sorry!

In a hurry to get to the mall!

They're running a special deal.

A free bucket with the purchase of any bucket hat!

Ooh!

Don't they have that choo-choo train at the mall?

That sounds like fun, right, Lily?

Mm-mm.

Lily play with Lana!

-You'll... have a blast! -[Lily whimpers]

[gasps] Yay!

Shopping buddy!

[Lily groans]

That was easy! [chuckles]

[grumbling]

I know, boy. But if I have to bathe once a week,

so do you.

-Wee! [laughs] -Whoa!

This is fun!

[laughs]

How are you back?

Uh, where's Leni?

[sinister chuckle]

Which one looks better on me? The bucket hat?

Or the bucket?

[groans]

-[Lily laughs] -Lily?

-[woman panting] -[gasps]

[whimpers, grunts]

[groaning]

Lily play bath time too!

[Lana grunts]

[groaning]

Ooh, badminton!

You love to hit stuff!

This will be fun!

Let's do this, Lily!

Loser does the other one's chores for a year!

I'll watch the whole time!

-[fast, jazzy music playing] -[panting]

Phew!

Finally lost her.

[giggles] That fun!

Again!

-[groaning] -[giggling]

[yawns]

[Lily in singsong] Lana! Where are you?

[gasping]

[snoring]

Lana! Lana!

Lana!

Time to play!

-[grumbles dreamily] -Aww...

[Lola] You can play tea party with me while you wait.

Mr. Sprinkles has an available plus-one.

[whispers] He got stood up.

Hm?

[Lana snoring]

[murmurs]

I'm sure you'll be more careful with your teacup

than butter hooves over here.

[giggles]

Okay, so hold your teacup like so.

[sips] Ah!

[sips, coos]

Psst!

Shh!

Ah!

Yes! We did it!

Freedom!

-[Lily giggles] -Huh?

-[light music plays] -And rainbow! And river!

And rainbow! And ri-- Whoa!

[both grunt]

[both laugh]

[grumbles]

-[Lily] Whoo-hoo! -[honking]

This is fun, Lola!

Faster!

Oh, come on, Lily. It's not that fun.

Time for my bedtime story!

Okay, fine.

Huh?

Ooh!

It's about princesses, like us! [giggles]

Psst. You're my favorite.

[gasps]

I don't want to interrupt your little love-fest,

so I'll just go sleep on the couch!

-Did you hear something? -[murmurs]

[croaks]

There's nothin' wrong with me, Hops.

-[croaks] -Fine!

I'm upset that I'm not Lily's favorite anymore.

[croaking]

But don't worry, we're gonna fix this!

Lily! Hops and I were just about

to dig into this tasty mud pie.

Wanna join us?

The worms are still fresh and wriggly!

Lily play "Grand Entrance" with Lola!

Presenting Princess Lily Loud!

This royal is rockin' a stunning ensemble

that can go from playtime to bedtime!

[chomping]

Come on, little sis! Let's play pillow fort!

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean you, Lily.

I was talking to Lisa.

Ugh. I can't think of a fortress less structurally sound

than one made from feather pillows.

[whispers] Play along.

[scoffs] I mean, what a thrill to accompany you

on this architectural endeavor!

[slurping]

[both laugh]

[forced laugh] Ah, good one, Lisa!

What? I didn't say anythi--

[murmurs]

[Lana] Pillow fight!

Hey! That wasn't part of our deal.

Now you have to be my test subject for two weeks.

Fine.

[forced laughter]

Lisa and I are having so much fun!

Mmm!

[forced laughter]

[grunts]

I will see you Monday for our first experiment.

And remember, don't wear anything flammable.

[groans]

There's no way Lily can resist playing with me

in her very own castle!

[electric saw whirring]

Ta-da!

[gasps]

I filled it with your favorite snacks, toys,

and beanbag chairs!

Best thing ever!

[giggles] Lola, look!

We play princess!

Ooh! I've been in the market for one of these.

You would not believe how few castles there are

in a place called Royal Woods.

-Forgot something! -[gasps]

-[grunts] -The tea!

Sorry, Lola.

But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Lily, I have bad news for ya.

Lola said she has a... pageant emergency

and had to leave.

But that means we can now play together!

Who's ready for some couch cushion diving!

Ooh! [chomping]

This potato chip isn't even that stale!

Hmm...

[horn honking]

[lively circus music playing]

Ah! Lily want to play clown!

[somber music playing]

Lana?

What are you doing hiding in here?

It's not bath day.

I'm not hiding, I'm sulking.

There's a difference!

I was Lily's favorite, but I pushed her away.

And now I'm afraid we'll never be close again!

Of course you will, sweetie.

Lily goes through phases where she has different favorites.

-Really? -Yeah. Remember last month?

She went through that Luna phase

and was calling everybody "dude"?

I'm sure you'll be her favorite again soon.

Thanks, Mom.

Sure, honey.

Now scooch because I need the first aid kit.

Luan fell off her unicycle.

[Luan] Mom! Can you hurry? I'm wheely hurt!

Get it?

[Luan laughs]

You hear that, Hops?

Lily will want to play with me again!

I'm gonna start a list of fun things we'll do together

when she's ready. Ooh!

You think she'll wanna go garbage sledding at the dump?

Hops, write that down!

...and we'll go to the arcade! Ooh!

And then we can pick each other's noses!

[croaks skeptically]

Okay, that one's optional.

Lana read me bedtime story?

[gasps]

Aww! Really?

You want to hang out with me again already?

-"Once upon a time..." -[Lola] Lana!

I had to tunnel my way out of that play castle!

Lily! New game!

It's called "pretend you're asleep!"

[both snoring]

♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

-♪ In the Loud House -♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

-♪ In the Loud House -♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is in the Loud House ♪