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A10x12 - Indoor Adventure/New TV/Cushion Den/House Rules/Peppa's Office

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peppa Pig". Aired: 31 May 2004 –; present.*
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Adventures, mishaps and friendships of Peppa Pig, her brother George, their parents, and the other animal families who make up their town.

A10x12 - Indoor Adventure/New TV/Cushion Den/House Rules/Peppa's Office

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[theme music]

- I'm Peppa Pig! [snorts]

This is my little brother, George. [little snort]

This is Mummy Pig. [loud snort]

And this is Daddy Pig. [very loud snort and laughter]

Peppa Pig. [snorts]

[Peppa]: Indoor Adventure!

[narrator]: It is a lovely day.

Peppa and George are watching Daddy Pig.

- What are you doing, Daddy?

- I'm packing: A tent, food, sleeping bags... - Why?

- We are going on an outdoor adventure!

Oh... [narrator]: It is raining.

[kids]: Aw.

- Maybe we can do something indoors.

- Yes! Let's do an indoor adventure instead!

[kids]: Hooray!

- We can start by sledging in the snow.

- But there isn't any snow, Daddy!

- What do you mean? There are heaps of snow and ice here.

It's a good thing you brought your sledge.

- That's a skateboard! [Daddy Pig laughing]

- Today it's a sledge.

- Ah!

[narrator]: Daddy Pig is pretending.

- Get on the sledge and I'll pull you across the snow.

- Yay! [giggling] - Whoosh!

[kids]: Whee! [laughter]

- Whoosh! [imitating penguin call]

Look, everyone! A penguin!

[giggling] - Hello, Mrs. Penguin!

[imitating penguin call] [laughter]

- Oh. I'm afraid your sledge can't cross this river.

- Is there a river, Daddy?

- Yes! Can't you hear the water?

- Ooh, um... Blop-blop-blop-blop-blop. [laughter]

[narrator]: Daddy and Mummy Pig are pretending the kitchen floor is a river!

- How are we going to cross this river?

[snorting] - Can we use the chairs?

[Daddy Pig]: What a good idea, Peppa!

[giggling]

There we are. [laughter]

[laughter]

- Aha! Now we have reached...

the mountain!

[thundering music] [kids]: Ooh!

- Ooh! This mountain looks rather steep.

Maybe Daddy Pig should carry you, George?

[snorting and giggling]

Whee! [laughing]

[laughing] - Can you carry me too, Daddy?

- I was hoping you could be our scout!

- What's a scout?

- A scout is someone who walks at the front

and yells back whenever they see something.

- Then I will be the scout!

[snorting] Follow me, everybody!

- Can you see anything, Peppa? - Yes!

I can see a bear.

- Oh! A bear?!

- Don't worry, Mummy.

She's a very nice bear.

- Oh, whew! Hello, teddy.

[laughter]

[panting] - Have we reached the top of the mountain yet?

- No. We can go higher!

[panting] - Oh...

- Ooh! It's a bit dark.

- That's because now it's nighttime.

- Whew.

I'm glad we've finished climbing.

[giggling] - Now we can make a camp.

[kids laughing]

[tummy rumbling] Ah! What was that?!

[rumbling] [giggling]

- It was Daddy's tummy grumbling!

- Then it must be time for our campfire supper.

- And here is our campfire.

It's just pretend.

- Is the supper pretend too? [snorting]

[laughing] - No. For supper,

we have real sandwiches.

- Mm. Mm. - Hmm.

There's nothing like a meal by the fire

after a long day's adventure.

- What a shame we can't see the stars, Daddy Pig.

- I think there may be stars.

[whispering]: Close your eyes.

Now open your eyes!

[both]: Wow!

- Oh, now I can see them.

- I think we had quite an adventure today.

- First, we went sledging.

- Swush! Swush!

- Then we crossed a river! [burbling water sounds]

And we climbed a mountain!

- Up, up, up!

- It was the best adventure ever!!!

[laughter] [narrator]: Peppa and George like indoor adventures.

Everyone likes indoor adventures.

[narrator]: Peppa and George are watching TV.

- Silly Mr. Potato! [laughing]

Oh!

Ah! Where did Mr. Potato go?

[Mummy Pig]: Oh I think the TV has broken.

- But this TV has worked okay for years.

Never mind! We can get it fixed.

- Quick! Let's go now!

[narrator]: This is the TV shop.

- Hello Daddy Pig!

- Can you fix our TV please?

- I hope you can!

- Oh! No. This belongs in a museum!

- But... It's only just broken.

- Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit? Have you got any scrap?

- Yes! This broken old TV.

- Oh! Perfect!

- Wait! [snorts]

Rabbit, can you fix it for us?

Yes! I could fix it up as a robot, or a rocket...

- What about a TV?

- I suppose I could try

- Yes please.

- In the meantime, you can borrow a new TV!

[laughing]

- Wow! Look at all the TVs.

- This is Mrs. TV! The future of home entertainment.

It's all the usual smart stuff,

all run by a billion gigaflop processor!

And you can also watch TV!

- We'll take it!

- h* h*! Mummy Pig will love it

[car honking]

[narrator]: Peppa and George have arrived back at home.

- Erm... Where is the TV?

- Grampy Rabbit has it.

- Oh... [honking]

But Mr. Rabbit has leant us a new TV!

- Hello!

- Here we go!

- She does giggle flops Mummy!

- She?

- Easy does it. These days, it's all voice controlled.

[TV]: Say your name... - Err... Daddy Pig.

[TV]: Hello "Err Daddy Pig". [He laughs.]

- My name is Peppa! [TV]: Hello, Peppa!

[George laughs and snorts.]

[TV]: Hello, George! - She knows your name, George!

[laughing]

[TV]: Network access required. - Oh, what does that mean?

- Mrs. TV can order food when the fridge is empty..

- ... tell the oven when to cook...

- ...and the vacuum when to clean the house!

[TV]: I'm here for you.

- Are you?

Enjoy your new TV and... Err, Good luck.

- Thank you!

[car honking]

Oh...

- Hello! - Oh! Hello, Miss Rabbit!

Can we help you?

Yes! You can take the shopping you ordered.

But I didn't order shopping... Did you Daddy Pig?

- No.

Ugh...You've got a new TV, haven't you.

[TV]: Hello Miss Rabbit. Would you like a cup of tea?

- Don't mind if I do.

Perfect!

- That's amazing!

- Did you order the shopping? [TV]: I did.

- Oh! That's very nice of you!

[sniffing] - What's that smell?

[TV]: Dinner is cooking.

[ding!]

- Unbelievable!

- But I was going to cook spaghetti!

Oh, what's happening now?

- Oh dear!

[George and Peppa:] Bing Bong Bingley Bungley Boo!

Wait, no! Who asked for a party?

[TV]: Party mode activated!

- Yay Party! Come on George!

Let's dance, woo-hoo! [laughing]

[TV]: Disco lights.

- Oh! No, please just stop!

[sigh of relief]

[exclamation of disappointment] [doorbell]

- Here you go, I fixed it!

- Oh! thank you, Grampy Rabbit! That makes me very happy!

[line ringing]

- Hello, Mr. Rabbit? Yes, yes.

You can collect the new TV, our old TV has been fixed!

- Bye-bye, Mrs. TV! [TV]: Bye-bye, Peppa.

[sighs]

[laughing and snorting]

- That's more like it!

- I did like the new TV, but I like our old TV better.

[Mummy sighs.] - I agree, Peppa!

[They all laugh.]

[Peppa]: Cushion Den!

[narrator]: Today, it is grey and windy outside.

- Brrr! - Brrr! It's cold!

- Brrr. It feels like an inside play day to me!

- Well, play day for all of you, but I have work to do.

- Oh! Can't you watch TV

with me and George? [snorts]

- We can all watch TV after Mummy Pig finishes work.

- Okay! Let's watch TV, George!

[both giggling] - No! Oh.

- Oh... - Not quite what I meant.

[both giggling] - Wait, Peppa!

You can't watch TV all day!

- Can't we?

- No. We'll find something else to do first.

- Like what, Daddy?

- We can... Oh! Make a den!

[gasps] - Make a den?! Inside?

- Yes. We can start with these cushions...

Oh h*-h*! And the sofa...

[effort grunts] And then...

[giggles] - Huh?

[keyboard clacking]

[footsteps thumping] - Huh?

[narrator]: Daddy Pig is getting a duvet, pillows

and sheets. [chuckles]

[footsteps thumping] - Oh. Uh?

- We use a duvet and pillows to make it more comfy...

[both]: Ooh!

- And a sheet to make it cozy inside!

[giggling] - Come on, George.

[gasps] Ooh! Daddy?

- Yes, Peppa?

- Um! It's a bit too dark...

For George.

[Daddy Pig chuckles] - Here have a torch.

- Ah! Thank you, Daddy!

[both]: Ooh!

- It is a cushion den!

- Wow!

- Yes! And the great thing about a cushion den is...

You can make it up as you go along!

[both giggling] - I have an idea!

[chuckles]

[footsteps thumping]

[Peppa and George giggling] - Right.

[both giggling]

[snorts]

[sighs] Again?

Is everything alright down there?!

- Everything is under control thank you, Mummy Pig!

- Okay.

[chuckling] - Marvellous!

- Ugh. Can you help me, Daddy?

- Of course, Peppa!

- Ugh! Thank you Daddy!

[George giggling]

- Oh! Are you alright, George?

[snorts] [all laughing]

Isn't this fun?

[wind whistling, birds cawing]

- Save and send!

[sighs] I've finished my work now!

Huh?

Peppa? George? Oh...

Uh, Daddy Pig?! No?

Where is everyone?

[gasps]

What's all this? [Daddy chuckling]

- Look what we made Mummy!

- Yes! That's ... such a lot of stuff.

- Come inside and watch TV!

- Oh! How do I get in?

- You just have to crawl through here.

- Oh! [giggles]

- Into the chair tunnel!

- Okay, I'm in!

- Now enter the cushion cave!

[huffing] - Ooh! I'm in the cushion cave!

So what happens now?

- You will meet a little piggy...

[Peppa whispering] Now George.

[snorts, giggles] - Oh, hello little piggy.

- Now say the magic word...

and your dreams will come true! [giggles]

- Oh... Um, Abracadabra?

- No. - Oh!... Um... Shazam Shazooo?

- No. - Oh, of course!... Please!

[Peppa]: Yes, well done! [snorts]

- Oh! There you are.

- Welcome to our magical cushion den, Mummy!

[magical music] - Wow!

- Do you like it?

- Oh, it is lovely!

- We used everything in the house to make it!

- Yes! I can see that! [giggles]

Everything. [chuckles nervously]

- Uh... Anyway, shall we watch TV?

[both]: Hooray!

- Good idea, Daddy Pig! [all laughing]

[narrator]: Peppa loves the cushion den!

Everybody loves the cushion den!

[Peppa]: House Rules!

[narrator]: Peppa is going to play at Suzy Sheep's house today.

- When you visit someone's house, Peppa,

remember to say please and thank you.

- I always say please and thank you, Mummy.

[honking] [narrator]: Peppa has arrived at Suzy Sheep's house.

- Hello, Peppa! - Hello, Suzy! [laughter]

- Does Peppa like pasta? - I love pasta, thank you very much.

Can we go and play now?

- Peppa, stop! [bleating]

You need to take your shoes off. - Why?

- It is a new house rule. We have a new carpet.

- Oh. - Gosh, a light-coloured carpet. That's brave.

[narrator]: You must take off your shoes to go inside Suzy's house.

- Come on, Peppa, let's go play in my room.

[laughter] - Let's jump on the bed!

- Peppa, stop! You can't jump on my bed.

- Yes, I can. Watch.

[Mummy Sheep]: Suzy! - See?

I'm not allowed to jump on my bed.

It's a rule in my house.

- Oh. It's not a rule in my house. [phone ringing]

- Hello. - Hello, Mummy Sheep.

It's Dr. Elephant here. Would Suzy like to come for a picnic with Emily?

- Oh, Peppa is here too. - Well, they can both come.

- Okay. I'll check with Mummy Pig. Shall I bring some food?

- That would be lovely. But please make sure there are no nuts?

Emily's allergic to nuts. - Okay.

[narrator]: Peppa and Suzy have come for a picnic with Emily.

[both]: Hello, Emily! - Hello, Suzy. Hello, Peppa.

- Suzy, remember to say please and thank you.

- I always say please and thank you. [bleating]

- Here's food for the picnic. - Thank you. Are you sure there are no nuts?

- There are no nuts.

- Why no nuts?

- I'm allergic to nuts. - What does "allergic" mean?

- If I eat nuts, I get very poorly.

- That's not fun. - No, it is not.

- And that is why we have the "no nuts" house rule.

[narrator]: The "no nuts" rule is very important.

- Let's play in my bedroom. [both]: Okay!

- Oh, you don't have to take off your shoes in our house.

- You do at Suzy's house.

- We've got a new carpet!

- A light-coloured carpet.

- Oh. Heh-heh. That's brave.

- And can we jump on the bed?

- Yes. But first, we must take off our shoes.

[laughter] [snorting]

[thumping and laughter]

- What's going on in here? - We're jumping on the bed.

- Okay, new house rule:

Only one person allowed to jump on the bed at a time.

[narrator]: Emily's house rules are not the same as Suzy's house rules.

- Time for your picnic.

- Daddy, can we have our picnic in my bedroom? - In your bedroom?

- Is there a house rule to say we can't?

- Uh... no. [all]: Hooray!

[laughter] - I like picnics.

[narrator]: Emily likes having a picnic in her bedroom.

- Now we brush our teeth.

- Don't you brush your teeth at bedtime?

- In our house, it's a rule that we clean our teeth after every meal.

- Normally, we wait at least minutes

for the pH levels to stabilize.

But it won't hurt to brush them now just this once.

- Oh, but I don't have my toothbrush.

- Have a new toothbrush.

[narrator]: Dr. Elephant is a dentist.

- Red for me, please!

- Pink for me, please.

[narrator]: It is home time for Peppa and Suzy.

- Mummy Sheep, Mummy Pig. - I hope they were well-behaved.

- It is always a pleasure having Peppa and Suzy to play.

They are so polite.

- See? I told you!

- We always say please and thank you.

[both]: Bye-bye, Emily! - Bye-bye! [both]: Thank you for having us.

- Oh, what a fun day, playing at Suzy's and Emily's house.

- And now I know all the house rules:

Take your shoes off, keep your shoes on, no jumping on the bed,

jump on the bed, brush your teeth, and no nuts.

- Oh, I see.

Everyone's house rules are a bit different, Peppa,

but there is one rule that is the same in every house.

- Always say please and thank you.

[Peppa]: Peppa's office!

[narrator]: Today, Mummy and Daddy Pig are both working from home,

in their office.

- Hello, Mummy. - Oh, hello, Peppa.

- I'm a bit bored. George just wants to play dinosaurs!

[George]: Dinosaur! Grrr!

[George giggling] - Oh, dear. I'm sorry to hear that.

[ping!] - Ooh! What was that noise?

- That was someone sending me an email.

- What's an email?

- An email is a message about all the work I'm doing.

[phone ringing] Oh, excuse me, Peppa. Hello.

[narrator]: Mummy Sheep is in the shopping centre.

- Hello, Mummy Pig. [bleating] Want to join me for a coffee?

- Oh, sorry, Mummy Sheep. I'm just too busy working.

- Oh, okay. See you soon. - Right.

Um...

- Daddy, what are you doing?

- I am ticking boxes. [snorting]

And now I am rubber-stamping.

- Can I do rubber-stamping? [chuckling]

- Why not. [giggling]

[phone ringing]

[narrator]: Mrs. Cat is ringing from Daddy Pig's work office.

- Hello. - Hello, Daddy Pig. At last. How are you getting on?

- Um, can we touch base at the end of the day,

make sure we're on the same page?

- No problem.

- Why did you talk funny, Daddy?

- That's office speak. [snorting]

- Come on, Peppa, let's find you something to play with.

- But I want to help you and Daddy do work.

- Okay. Well, here's my old keyboard you can work on.

- Ooh! Thank you! [giggling]

[snorting] Ping! Ping! Ping! [giggling]

Ping! Ping!

- Why don't we find you a little space in here to do your work?

[George giggling] - Dinosaur!

Grrr! [giggling]

- It's too noisy.

I need my own office, like you and Mummy.

[sighing] - I don't think we have any more rooms.

- Yes, we do! - But that's the cupboard under the stairs.

- No, Daddy. It is my office.

[narrator]: Peppa's office is the cupboard under the stairs.

- Yes. I see. [chuckling]

Maybe your office would work better without all this stuff in the way.

- Yes! Now, I just need a little table and a chair.

- Here you are. - Thank you, Daddy.

[humming] - Vroom! Vroom!

- Sorry, George. I can't play,

because I am working in my office.

[narrator]: Peppa loves work in her office. - Aha!

Can I do rubber-stamping in my office, please?

- Yes, of course you can.

- And can I have some paper and some sticky tape too?

- Here you are. Have some labels and some envelopes, as well.

- Thank you. Because I have a lot of work to do today.

George, please can you lick these envelopes

while I do important things? [George snorting]

[narrator]: George loves helping Peppa do her work.

- Ping! Ping!

[phone ringing] - Hello? Mummy Pig speaking.

- Hello, Mummy Pig. Can I speak to Peppa, please?

- Peppa, it's Suzy for you.

- Hello, Suzy. No, I can't play today.

I'm on a page and I'm touching my face!

- What?

[narrator]: Office speak is very hard to understand.

- I need a chair that goes round like Daddy's.

- Have my chair, Peppa. [snorting]

This will suit me fine.

- Whee!!! Now I can do my work!

[narrator]: Peppa, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig have had a very busy day

doing their work.

- That's my last email sent.

- Just one last call. Hello, Mrs. Cat.

I've checked all the numbers and we're good to go. See you tomorrow.

- Okay. - Whew.

Time for a rest.

- Whee-hee-hee!!!

Mummy, Daddy!

Look at all the work me and George did.

- Wow. Yes, you have been busy, haven't you?

- Oh... It was hard work!

I'm going to have a lie-down. Ping!

[narrator]: Peppa loves her office. - Ping!

[narrator]: Everybody loves Peppa's office. - Ping!

[music]