01x10 - La Pequena

[bunniefuu]

Boys, I know how you're sure like

watching those worldwide Internet videos,

so check your inbox there because I

just sent you a new one of

my cute. Little Kitty.

She's so Gucci. Gucci, Gucci, Gucci,

Gucci. Go

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, jiggle.

Go Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, jiggle,

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle, Jingle, jangle. Teach

are you doing what I'm doing? I don't

know fro are you deleting the crap out of

that kitten video? Yep. Ohh, my dude.

Check out this clip. *** cancer just sent

me *** cancer. Such a good dude. Whatever

life gets me down. I just think to

myself, hey, at least I've got ***

cancer. Yeah.

Dude, I've seen this movie. This is that

documentary where Ricki Lake gives birth

at a tub.

That thing is so slow. Yeah, that's why

hippos are called the hippos of the sea.

Hippopotamus. More like hippo poo

poo mess.

Foxy Boxing.

My pants are getting so tight. You're

kidding. Two women punching each other

turns you on? Dude. Two women doing

anything turns me on. What about two

women checking each other for head lice?

Better check me for an erection. Two

women exchanging insurance information?

I'm exchanging blood in my brain for

blood in my pants bone. Two women cooking

up the perfect risotto that's hard to

make and it's making me hard.

Yes.

Yeah ohh man, this can't be good for the

baby. DJ the fro

According to this large chart, which I'm

holding upside down, Opera Con Industries

is in serious financial trouble.

That's why I need fresh ideas from young,

hip employees like yourselves. So this

afternoon I want you boys to give an

office presentation on how to increase

the company's earnings. But in front of

the whole office. But I've never done. No

problem Sir, we will get right on that.

Glad to hear it. Now, have you guys ever

partaken in the F4 Phantom 2 fighter jet

experience?I'm flying, I'm

really flying. A presentation to increase

the company's earnings. Oh my gosh, we're

going to need construction paper, a glue

g*n, macaroni, popsicle sticks, glitter.

Mr. Balding is letting DJ and the

Fro do a presentation. What do they

know about giving presentations? Those

two just think they're the **** of

the walk, don't they? We can't let

them get away with this.

Oh, we won't, Doreen.

In fact.

Wait, I totally forgot what I was going

to say. Don't try to think about it. If

it's important, I'm sure it'll come back

to you. I remember it

now, yes.

Now darn, I just lost it again. How

can you such a *******?

I'm going to attempt to put one of

every European coin in my nostril.

This is 1 cent.

Yeah, it's $0.02.

Oh, that's why Jews have noses as

big as their hearts. This is a

$0.50. I haven't seen anyone put that

much money up their nose since Robin

Williams, Stephen King, Lindsay Lohan,

John Belushi, Jack Nicholson, Phil

Hartman's wife. Lindsay Lohan Again.

Whitney Houston, George W Bush, Artie

Lang, Brad Renfro, Oliver Stone Lohan 1/3

time.

This guy's head is like a Piggy Bank.

It's taking all my restraint not to smash

it open with a hammer.

The Pro.

I say we kick off our presentation with

a joke to loosen up the audience. OK,

like here's a bad version. What's the

deal with p*nis moles? Whoa, whoa whoa,

slow down there working Mckiss *** first.

Let's watch this awesome clip Shavey

Mcbackstein just sent us fro. Come on

please. This is really important. Okay,

If I do my presentation really well,

maybe my parents will get back together.

OK, just one clip, one clip, one clip,

just to clear our heads.

OK, fine. Cool, cool.

Rios.

Hillary Clinton. 'S

holy fro what the is that thing?

I don't know dude, but ** ***

is freaking me out.

OK.

Why?



Stop it. Turn it off. Turn. Turn it off.

I can. It won't stop.

That was the most horrifying thing I've

ever seen. Bro, I'll

never be the same again.

I.

Fry, I just had the most terrible

nightmare about this man who was a woman,

who was Hillary Clinton, who was the

Hulk. That was no nightmare.

Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.

I was just wondering if you got

a chance to look at the little

Kitty video I sent you. Oh, she's

such a cutie. She saw a Gucci,

Gucci, Gucci, Gucci. Go jingo Jingle.

Dude, that Lapicania video did something

to us. That's impossible. It's just

a video, right?

Lubricant using our coffee.

Hey, is everything OK in here?

It's like the video is haunting us. Damn

it frog, I told you we should have just

worked out our presentation. But no, just

one clip is what she said just to clear

our heads. Does my head start clear to

you? See or no? Say or no? OK, look, I

have an idea. Here's some more clips Ask

Cancer just sent us. Maybe these videos

will make us feel safe again.

OK, everybody. I

realize I. Made a seed eating episode in

a while. The cookies.

And the milk.

Is this what that movie Milk is about? I

think so. Now I feel silly for protesting

it.

Hey, what kind of cookies is he

eating, Boreos?

What have you done to me? What have you

done to our careers? I wish I never

started watching clips online. Don't you

say that. Don't you ever say that. Don't

you say that either. You know what? I bet

there are other victims of La Pequena out

there. Maybe they can share their stories

with us and tell us how to get better.

Come on.

Through it's just the tip of the iceberg.

There are thousands more just like her

look.



I've seen enough. We have to reach

out to these people and see if they

figured out a way to unseal Lapicana. I

already did teach and you don't want to

know. And they're all.

Next question, Jeff, where are you? Right

there. Yeah. I just want to thank each

and everyone of you. We're always

done to your body.

It's still rude to be damaged. I'll

be. Thank you. Yeah.

The thing is, this guy's probably got way

more important stuff to cry about.

Thank you guys. You're awesome. Thank you

so much Mr. for saying what needed

to be said.

Hello DJ and the fro, Ken and I just

wanted to tell you how excited we are for

your presentation. This afternoon. How's

that going, by the way? Not well. We were

just going to get started working on it

when fro minus washes, disturbing video

of like the president of Mexico or

something, and now we can't Unsee it. It

might even k*ll us.

Really sounds like you 2 have been.

Infected. Infected. Infected.

Wait, Are you sure you mean

infected? Or did you mean to

say infrected? Because if that's the

case, infracted is even a word.

Internet legend has it there exists

a video so terrifying that once

you've seen it, it lives in

your soul, slowly k*lling you from

the inside. Oh great fro just

what I needed, something k*lling me

from the inside. Apparently.

The only way to lift

the curse is to pass

it on, forward it to

someone else. Someone like, like,

like who? Eve. Everyone. Yeah.

If anyone deserves to have

a curse put on her,

it's that dirty ***** I've

rioned. Of course she's right.

She totally deserves this.

eve.rion@operacon.com. Bye eve rion no

dot all one word.

Sorry Ivion, but I guess better

you than like everyone.

I'll just die already.

See DJ, it's all over now we

can get back to work. Check out

this awesome clip Flim Fatality sent me.

Air shows are lame.

Yeah, air shows are so

not lame. When it

comes to smashing a person's face,

sometimes you just gotta wing it. Oh

wait, I get it. Nice. I woke up

everyone OK. I didn't mean to. I just

wanted to just know.

Sorority girls crying. Awesome. So many

people do bad things tonight.

I don't like to mean

to you.

Yeah. I remember when a

sorority wouldn't let me in. Stuck up

******* bro. You were wearing a ski mask

and carrying nylon rope. I don't

criticize the way you dress when you

court the ladies, so please don't

criticize me.

OK. Just make sure you have that bar

directly over your windpipe. All right,

good. And.

Oh, did you see that fruit? That was

quite impressive. What's the big whoop?

He put a single ball in a cup. Lance

Armstrong does that every time he puts on

his jockstrap.

This guy dunks more ba*ls than Kevin

Spacey's houseboy. That was good.

Yeah.

La Virginia, she's back. I don't get it.

Why are we still infected? We. We did

exactly what they said. I I guess Ken

and Doreen were wrong, but bless them for

trying. Damn it. How could things get any

worse? I wonder what DJ in the fro

send me. What? No,

no, no.

Let's say an e-mail from DJ and the fro.

Oh, these guys are pretty cool. Oh

for the love of God, why? Why, why?

Hey, a video from DJ and the fro. I'm so

glad I finally got that cornea transplant

so I can see again for the first time

since childhood.

Are you thinking what

I'm thinking? Yeah. That

***** everyone forwarded it

to everyone. Oh God,

we've infected the whole

office.

Meet Manish Gupta Manish is

a rock eater.

His diet consists of sand, rocks and

gravel, but his favorite meal is brick.

The sad part is that this guys family has

to live in a house built out of

sandwiches. That guys

almost as good at turning a rock to crap

as George Bush.

Throw, throw. Everyone in the office is

infected with La Pequena. We're we're

still infected. How the hell are we going

to give a presentation? Good luck to you

boys on your presentation.

And thanks for sending me that

funny little really of that Mexican

lady. Quite a doozy, that one.

Wait, you saw La Pequena? Why

aren't you infected like the rest

of us? I don't know. Don't

you know I just went back

to my little Kitty videos and

forgot all about it. Oh, my

kiddies, she's so Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle,

Jingle Jing. Bro, could it be? It could

it could.

Our master plan is about to

pay off, Ken, everyone.

I mean, everyone in the whole

office hates DJ and the pro.

Wait until Mother's Tombstone hears about

this DJ the fro. I'm really

looking forward to this presentation.

Kenya go back to hell. Sexiness

is a lie.

Thank you all for coming today, you

*******. You're the reason we're all

going to die. Media,

I think we can all agree it's gonna

be around for a while. I personally

believe that the media such as is a

powerful tool in the Iraq and the Asian

countries such as will media make La

Pequena go away such as? Great question,

Gigi. Now I'll ask you all to please

turn your attention to the display

monitor.

Wait, no, no, everyone keep calm.

Keep watching.

He's not going to get us. That stupid cat

video cured everyone. Can

can you please not make that sound? It's

extremely annoying.

To sum up, media has the power

to destroy and the power to cure.

Thank you for your time. Such as?

Gentlemen, the implications of this media

are stunning, especially in the field of

increased earnings. Great job, I knew you

could do it.

Why does God like DJ in

the fro so much? Because God

is dead. Doreen, God is dead.