01x02 - Wagon Burner

[bunniefuu]

[phone ringing]

Uh, you can't use
your phone in here.

Or what? Is it ill*gal?

He's never seen
a phone indoors before.

[both laughing]

[Sam] You know who used
to work here?

Uh, Madonna?

Georgia what's-her-name,
who Frank had a fling with.

-Oh, really?
-Didn't come home last night,

-said he slept here.
-Hang on, what's happening?

Are we detectives now?
Did he sleep here?

Maybe. But who else did?
Do you know what I mean?

-Oh.
-Should we get a drink?

Oh, what, a dr...
a "drink" drink?

-Uh, really?
-Oh, no, I thought that's what you meant.

No, let's get one
if you want one.

[Alex] Well, do you want one?

-I thought you were suggesting...
-No. Ah!

-[Alex] Oh.
-[Sam] Charlotte!

-Hey. Hello.
-Oh!

Shall I lead this?
I'll lead this.

[Charlotte] What a fun place.

Oh, what does that say?
[chuckles]

"f*ck off"?
Wonderful. [chuckles]

-Hello. [chuckles]
-How are you? Mwah. Mwah.

-Hello.
-Mwah.

Miss Livonia will
be joining us today.

I hope that's okay.

No, that's absolutely fine.
Who is...

The last time I was here
was Elton's 60th.

We got kicked out for doing
an impromptu strip dance.

[all laugh]

Oh, yes, here she is.

This is Livonia.

"Liv" to her loved ones.

These are my lovely lady agents.

Hello, Mummy.

-[Charlotte] Careful, you'll get lipstick on my hair.
-[Liv] I'm not wearing lipstick.

[Alex] Okay.

Pot of lap sang souchong.
Two cups.

We had no idea

-that Charlotte had a daughter.
-No.

-Oh, didn't you?
-Great.

-Well, we've been looking after Charlotte...
-[Liv] Hmm.

Since she came out
of retirement the second time.

I know that, obviously.

Look.

-Just talk as if I wasn't here.
-[recorder beeps]

Okay. So, um...

we got the new manuscript.

-Oh.
-Wagon Burner.

-Thank you for that.
-Thank you, Charlotte.

I hope you liked it.

We... Absolutely, you know.

-Thank you.
-There was some, um...

Yeah, we did think, though,
the team,

that it was quite
a bit more, um...

-How do I best say it?
-[clicking tongue] Hm...

It's, um,

very raunchy.

No bad thing,
that's your writing style,

but it's quite a bit
more graphic.

-Is it?
-What's wrong with that?

Nothing. At all.

Um, Alex, do you want to...?

-You want me to... Yeah.
-Yeah.

Oh, uh, well, we just
thought that maybe

you could pull back

on some of the more
explicit passages

that were from Wyatt's POV.

You mean tell it more from
the squaw's perspective?

Well, I... I don't think
you can say that.

We could call it
The Squaw Squawked.

Yeah. Yeah, I...
I definitely don't...

don't think we could do that.

In fact, we were thinking
that maybe on the next draft

you could leave out
the Indigenous People entirely.

-Who?
-So, you're gonna write her books now, are you?

-[laughing] Well...
-[Charlotte] Oh!

Good lord. That's Muriel Flack.

-Oh!
-[Charlotte] Oh.

I thought she died.

I'd like to buy her a drink.

Back in a mo-mo.

-[Muriel] Hi.
-Hello. [chuckles]

-[Muriel] Charlotte.
-Now that she's out of ear reach...

Well, she's not.
She's... she's right there.

What?

Just go to the bar, Mummy.

[Charlotte] Muriel! Good lord.

I've been looking
after my mother for 20 years.

-Oh! I always worked with Emma.
-Oh, I thought Emma was her...

-Yeah, she's...
-She's great.

Emma? [chuckles]

Emma was not burdened
with brains, I'm afraid, no.

Ever since I retired from Coutts,

I've been keeping the horse
on the course.

And I'm going to be getting
a lot more involved

in the running
of my mother's estate

because, let's be brutal,

I'll be taking it over
in the not-too-distant...

Okay.

I'm talking about
when she's dead.

Okay.

-Okay.
-[Charlotte laughing]

[Liv] So, what I want to know is,

what do you do to earn your 15%?

Well, we guide
Charlotte's career.

She's a marquee name.
She's written 83 books.

I hardly think she needs guiding.

Well, editorially,

I... I think she does. She...

Shall I tell you
what I do for my mother?

I do her admin.
I do her correspondence.

I do her meds.
I do her laundry.

I shave her bunions
every Thursday night.

I peel her tights off
at the end of every day

and I soak them in bicarbonate
of soda overnight.

Sorry, you want me to start
doing your mother's laundry?

Don't be facetious.

I want you to earn your keep.

We do earn our keep

by knowing when
a book's not ready.

And it's not just racy, Liv.

It's r*cist.
It's the wrong tone.

You have the wrong tone.

How has she got to 92

and not won some kind of
lifetime achievement award?

You should be changing
the market's perception

-of Charlotte Arbor.
-To what?

National treasure.

Somewhere between Judi Dench
and our late Queen.

What, with this book?

She'll give it one more pass.

Like it or f*ck off.

[Alex] Yeah, what the hell
just happened?

-She's an angry b*tch!
-Livid.

[laughing]

We should call her that
from now on,

I mean between us, "Livid."

Absolutely.

You'll have to do some
leg work there, win her around.

Great.
Another shriveled d*ck to suck.

[snickering] Beats the hell
out of waitressing.

-[both chuckle]
-[phone chiming]

Look.

He was never
that interested last time.

-Mm.
-Do you think it's 'cause I'm emotionally unavailable?

Well, are you
emotionally unavailable?

Don't know. Suppose I am.

Maybe. [chuckles]

Frank did stay the night,
by the way.

I asked at reception.

He's got paralytic
and was carried up to his room.

-Oh.
-So, all good.

-Who carried him up?
-Who what?

Who carried Frank up to his room?

-[car door closes]
-[Sam] For God's sake.

What?

-Taxi!
-Where are...

You're not coming back
to the office?

Going home.
Um, send Livid a fruit basket.

Start the charm offensive.

-Take me to... [indistinct]
-Okay.

-[Sam] Linden Road.
-I'll send her bananas

-and some lube?
-[Sam laughing]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Ah! ♪

♪ Ah! ♪

I got a king-sized bed.
I don't know any kings,

but if one came over,
I guess he'd be comfortable.

[audience laughing]

[on video]
Oh, you're a king, you say?

Well, you won't believe
what I have in store for you.

[video continues playing
on phone]

[phone chimes]

[Mitch Hedberg]
When I was a boy,

I laid in my twin-size bed

and wondered
where my brother was.

[audience laughing]

-[knocking]
-[Alex] Can I come in

and talk to you, honey?

Thanks, darling.

Um, what are you up to?

-[video continues playing]
-[Ruari] Nothing.

Okay, good. Well, are you
heading back to uni tomorrow or...

I'm not going back.

[chuckles]
What... what do you mean?

-I'm dropping out.
-You're not dropping out.

What are you talk...
you worked hard for that place.

-No, I didn't.
-Ruari, you can't...

What...

[softly exclaims]
[softly] sh*t.

You... Listen.

If you don't like the course
that you picked,

then you just transfer
to another course.

Okay? Like...

You know, I can't think of the
other courses' names right now,

but you can't just drop out.

-Well, I am.
-Well, then give me a reason.

-Everyone in Kent is a c**t.
-Ruari!

Everyone in Kent can't be a c**t.

-Why is your yoga sh*t in here?
-Forget the yoga sh*t.

-Okay, I've paid for fees, so...
-You get six weeks' grace.

-I checked.
-Well, I need a proper reason.

I want to get into comedy.

You want to get into what?

Stand-up comedy.

Since when?

-[intercom chiming]
-I don't know.

We're not finished
talking about this.

-[rubber ball thuds]
-[Ruari] Yeah, we are.

-sh*t. We're not.
-[door opens]

[Patrick] That is really yellow.

[Alex] Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I never
noticed that before.

Well, I guess you've only
been here at night.

-And drunk.
-That's right, huh?

-What romantics we are.
-[Alex chuckles]

Um, so, I wanted to ask you,

is the not answering
your phone thing,

is that like, um, playing hard
to get, kind of?

Oh, no, no, I've...
I've never played hard to get

once in my life, ever.

-With anyone.
-Okay.

Although now's not a...
not a great time.

Right. So, I was gonna
ask you out for a drink,

but maybe we could
do it tomorrow.

Yeah.
Just tell me where to be.

I... I think that's mine.

Kenton, 8:00 p.m.

-Great. Perfect.
-Yeah.

Or The William at 7:00?

[chuckles] The William at 7:00.
Alright, see you there.

Oh, um, could you
help me bring it up?

-[camera clicking]
-It's a curbside delivery.

Do you mind bringing it up?

I'm... as a single parent and...

[laughing]

[mouth full] I mean, clearly,

something went on there
that he's not telling me.

I don't know what,
but I'm worried.

Get him off social media.
That's giving him extra anxiety.

Listen, don't worry
about the internet

giving him anxiety, okay?

My genetics
are taking care of that.

-[spitting]
-[Lorcan chuckles]

Your son's having a crisis.

You can't just swan off
to Toronto.

[Lorcan] Look,
you're catastrophizing.

No, we can't preemptively
upend our lives

just in case
something bad happens.

[toilet flushing] -If you
don't come over and help,

I'm gonna tell Theresa
we're having an affair.

[call ends, phone beeping]

[Patrick] [on voicemail]
Hey, I just looked up that bar.

It's a bit rough round there.
Shall I meet you at the tube?

[♪ Upbeat music playing]

-[door thuds]
-[grunting]

Easier than taking
everyone's order. [chuckles]

-[items thudding]
-Jesus. Careful, mate.

-Ah! Scrum! [chuckles]
-[indistinct chatter]

How long is his internship?

A month.

-Yeah, that better go quick.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-[indistinct chatter continues]
-So, we have got Frankfurt

coming up, as you all know,

and this year
is a very important one for us.

I want you, Freddie,
or whoever's replacing you,

prepping the catalog,
so when someone picks it up,

they immediately get
what we're about.

Any word from Meredith

about Alex and I doing our panel?

[Plum] Yes, I'll chase her.

I just heard Malcolm Hammond
is doing the Innovation Stage

-on Wednesday.
-What, you kidding me?

What's his panel called?
"A Guide to Sweating"?

[laughing]

Why would they want him?
What's his book about?

-It's a romantasy.
-It's Goblin Sex.

Apparently some Korean teen
with eight million followers

discovered it on TikTok
and it went viral.

[Sam] Okay, Alex.

-Update.
-Um, oh!

-Yafa Barghouti.
-[Sam] Oh, I thought

-we decided he wasn't for us.
-[Alex] Oh.

Well, you did, but I... I...

Well, the last time
we gave him thoughts,

he never delivered a rewrite.
He is unreliable.

Yeah, it... well,
his family were under siege.

Yeah, I don't have time for
sieges unless there's a book in it.

-Put "siege" on there.
-[Alex] Well, you don't have

-time for sieges, but I'm...
-What?

Are there tea bags in here?

-Uh, yeah, yeah.
-I... I have time,

-so I'd love to...
-[Sam] Well, honestly, just concentrate

on the Wagon Burner redraft.

That's what you're great at,
and that's a priority.

Let's just move on.

Dylan?

[Dylan] Yeah, um, yes,

we sold the audio rights
for Baby Fingers

in Italy yesterday.

So, that's 20 territories now.

Mm, you should
let Jessie know, Alex.

-Well done.
-[Dylan] Yeah.

Uh, North America
are super keen, too, so.

-[Sam] Very good.
-Wow, wow, wow!

What?

-Just saying "wow."
-Well, don't.

[computer keys clacking]

[phone ringing]

-What's wrong?
-Jesus. Nothing.

I gotta go, but, uh,
I had a good chat with Ruari.

Got it sorted.

Oh, you did? That's great!

Yeah, yeah,
I honestly don't see a problem

with him taking a year out.

-What?
-[Lorcan] Alex.

Kids do it.

And you know,
he seems really very set

on this comedy thing,
which could be bang on

-for him creatively.
-What are you talking about?!

He can do that bullshit at uni!

[Lorcan] Yeah,
the bigger issue is,

he wants to come to Toronto,

and that's not gonna work.

You know, I'll...
I'll be filming, you know,

mainly speaking
in space language.

Right, well, did you tell him
he can't come?

Of course I didn't tell him.

[Alex] No, of course you didn't.

I gotta go. I got a ton
of research piling up.

The show's based on a video game,

so I've had to play that nonstop.

What's it like to just
never have to grow up?

Well, I'm sorry my job
seems fun to you.

f*ck off.

[door opens] -Sorry about
earlier on the Yafa thing.

Just not right now, okay?

Well, d... does "not right now"
mean never?

Because I have
a strong feeling in my...

that he's the kind of writer
we want on our client list.

I mean, look what I did
with Jessie.

-She's...
-Yeah, let's just talk about that later.

-Can I show you something?
-What?

That b*tch should wear
a bra at work, don't you think?

She's not mixing c*ck
with her t*ts, is she?

Look.

-Yeah, they're ludicrous, yeah.
-Yes, right?

-Do men even like that?
-Do men like giant t*ts?

-I mean, yes and no.
-Hm.

-No, yours are nicer.
-Thank you, baby.

[gasps] Ooh!

We're signing a contract
with Damian Lewis.

You're joking.

-His Dog Meat book?
-People will buy it.

-That is unhinged.
-Stop having fake principles.

-What?
-It's lost its novelty.

[door closes]

[computer keys clacking]

[dog barking on video]

-[person speaking indistinctly]
-[laser blasting]

[dog barking on video]

[door closes]

-Mum?
-[Alex] Yeah?

-Did you talk to Dad?
-Uh...

I think Toronto could be
a great place for a year out,

which is fine 'cause I could
get a part-time job

in a bar
so I'd like, pay my way...

Oh, well, it's not about
paying your way.

I think me and Dad
could use the time together.

And he said he'd like that too.

[sighs] Yeah, he...

Look, I... I think it's just...
it's not gonna work.

You know, I'm... I'm sure
Dad would love it...

[phone chiming] -...but
he'll be filming mad hours,

and, you know, Canada...

Ruari?

It's just, it's not practical,
okay, it's...

-What's the matter?
-Get out of my room.

Is this something to do with Mia?

Because if you don't talk to me,
then you know,

-I can't have...
-Get out of my f*cking room, Mum!

sh*t! What the hell?

[♪ "Time to Get Away"
by LCD Soundsystem playing]

-Nutter!
-[Ruari] Clear your yoga sh*t out!

-[intercom chiming]
-♪ It's time to get away ♪

-♪ It's time to get away ♪
-Yeah?

Delivery.

♪ From you ♪

♪ And me ♪

-♪ I would like it automatic ♪
-[phone chiming]

[exercise bike whirring]

♪ Oh, what, what,
what, what, what ♪

♪ Did you think
would happen next ♪

♪ Kids never lie ♪

[Patrick] Frank told me
your nickname for me.

-"Ex-Pat." It's very funny.
-[Alex laughing]

Yeah? Glad it made you laugh.

I never considered myself
an ex, to be honest.

I didn't know you
thought of me as a thing.

What's a "thing"?

You know, like a partner,
a boyfriend.

Uh, we never had
the conversation,

-so I didn't know...
-[laughing]

"We never had the conversation"?

Oh, sorry, I forgot
we were on Love Island.

-And not 50.
-I'm only 47.

[scoffs] Is that girl you had
at Frank's thing "a thing"?

She's peak
childbearing age, at least.

[chuckles] Come here.

-What?
-What?

I don't need an emotional rescue,

-if that's what this...
-It's due diligence aftercare.

Shut up, I like hanging out
with you, I always have.

I don't wanna hang out, though.

-I want a relationship.
-So do I.

With a grown, adult man.

Me too, after this.

[chuckles]

[both chuckle]

Your bum is so nice and soft.

-[door opens]
-[people laughing]

Do you wanna get a drink?

No.

[♪ "I Want You to Love Me"
by Fiona Apple playing]

♪ And next year it'll be
clear ♪ -[kisses smacking]

♪ This was only
leading me to that ♪

You know, that's the first time
we've had sober sex.

Is it? Huh.

-And what did you think?
-I liked it.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, I'd do it again.

I liked it, too. I prefer it.

-Really?
-Yeah.

♪ You love me ♪

♪ You... ♪

-Tea, water, soup?
-Soup?

Um, tea.

♪ You love me ♪

[chuckles]

[♪ Music changing]

[♪ "Pontypridd"
by Edward H. Dafis playing]

-[♪ Acoustic guitar playing]
-[singing in Welsh]

[Patrick]
Do you like this?

Yeah, it's...
it's lovely man music.

Yeah, I've been on this
deep, uh, Welsh dive.

Can't get enough of this sound.
It's so plaintive.

Mm.

I'm gonna do the soup as well.

-[stove top beeps]
-[Patrick claps]

Let's wait with you
for the kettle.

Okay, great. [chuckles]

Uh, do you write for these guys?

God, no.
That wouldn't pay the bills.

-Do you read them?
-Of course, I bloody well do...

-No, I mean, do you read them all?
-Yes!

-Like, you've got loads of them.
-Yeah.

Okay, what's the best thing
you've learned

from, um, Science Monthly?

Um, mice have
a f*cking awful time.

-[both chuckle]
-[phone chiming]

[♪ "Pontypridd"
continues playing]

-I have to go.
-What?

Yeah, I have a load of... I have
a load of stuff on tomorrow.

And, uh, you know, I got it.

Is my bra in there?
Is that out...

Um, well, what do you have on?
I want to know.

Like, do you have
to read mighty tomes?

Yeah, I've got
a pile of shite to read.

Gotta collect my mum
from hospital.

She's got diabetes.
She lost a toe.

That's mad, 'cause I found
a toe the other day.

-[Alex laughing]
-How's your Da, he alright?

[Alex] Mild-ish Alzheimer's?

Like Joe Biden,
second-term level.

Can run the free world,
but can't run a bath?

-[chuckles] Yeah.
-Ah, honey, I'm sorry.

My folks are still
living it up in Tenerife.

You can't get them
out of their kaftans.

What? What age are they?

Ah! My mum's 65.

[Alex] What? That's not fair.

-What the f*ck?
-Ah, don't worry.

They'll be riddled
with melanoma soon enough.

-Okay.
-Do you have to go?

Yeah, I gotta go.

Mm.

Oh. [chuckles]

-Mm.
-Mm.

-[both chuckle]
-Okay.

-Bye.
-Can I at least see you out?

Uh, no.

That's, uh, that's a nice image
to take with me.

Do this.

Phwoar!

Um, okay, send me
a d*ck pic later.

And, uh, I can't do
the baby thing...

still, you know, just in case
you've forgotten your GCSE Biology.

I mean, I could, but it would be

like a literal raisin.

I love raisins.

[clicking tongue] Bye.

[Charlotte narrating] But the rhythm
propelled us further into our sin.

My clothes were ripped off me.

-And as soon as my loincloth was off...
-[exhales sharply]

his fingers were inside me.

This is filthy.

[Charlotte] Wyatt said,
"Have you ever had it...

[phone chiming] -...like
this before, -Miss Sheshiba?"

[♪ "Sports"
by Viagra Boys playing]

♪ Basketball ♪

♪ Wiener dog ♪

♪ Short shorts, cigarette ♪

[message chiming]

♪ Surfboard, ping pong ♪

♪ Rugby ball, wiener dog ♪

♪ Skiing down on the beach ♪

[Charlotte]
I could only put my hands

over my mouth as I moaned
and made noises

-I'd never made before.
-Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Charlotte]
Ancient, tribal, animal.

♪ Sports ♪

[phone chiming]

-[phone beeps]
-[Delly] Morning. Don't forget,

you're taking Mum
to hospital for her toe.

-Huh?
-[Delly] Love you.

-[phone beeps]
-No, you were taking her.

-I'm bringing her back.
-[phone beeps]

-[phone chimes]
-[scoffs]

[Delly] Yeah, sorry, baby
brain, or early menopause.

Ugh, thank you, cancer.
Come here.

I might see if they'll keep
Dad in for a bit.

-[phone beeps]
-Yes, please.

Come here, if it is menopause,
then good luck

dealing with terrible twos
when you have hot sweats

and a dry fanny. What?

[phone beeps]

Where's the f*cking kettle?

[phone thuds on table]

[message chimes]

[line ringing]

[Alex] Ruari?

Have you got
the kitchen appliances?

-[knocking]
-[door opens]

Great.
I thought we'd been burgled.

I borrowed the kettle.
Calm down.

[Alex] Yeah, and a toaster.

That is expensive ham, okay?

That's not "leave on
your bedroom floor" ham.

-Great, and now it smells.
-All ham smells.

[footstep squelching]

That is expensive French butter!

-[door closes]
-Entitled little sh*t.

[phone chimes]

Mum!

What are you doing? Mum?

[Alex] I'm coming, Ruari.
Jesus Christ.

-Let me get my phone.
-Mum, come on, let's go!

[Alex] Why the sudden urgency?

-[Ruari] Hurry up!
-[Alex] Coming!

[Alex] It's so normal to have
a wobble your first week.

You know, I had... Jesus.

This place is a bit prisony,
isn't it? [chuckles]

Wait. Ruari?

Do you want me to go in with you?

Bridget!

Bridget!

Is that Mia's friend?

Is that Bridget from school?

What's going on?

[phone ringing]

Hey. Sorry, I... I'm in Kent.

I'm just dealing with
something for, uh, for Ruari.

[Patrick] Oh, okay. We
had a loose plan for tonight,

-but fine, if not.
-Oh, no, we can...

Uh, I... I'll call you back.

[softly] Oh, sh*t.

Ruari?

-[keys jingling]
-[door beeping]

-What are you doing?
-I'm gonna go.

I just wanted to have a little...

It smells
of tuna bake farts here.

Where's all your stuff?

Ruari?

[faint people chattering]

-[bags rustling]
-Is that your stuff?

It's okay. It's all here.

Well, who moved it all?
We should speak to someone,

the accommodations person
or the... the Dean or...

Can you stop f*cking talking?!
Stop.

Stop f*cking talking.

Look, just wait here.

[faint people chattering]

Oh, hey, do...
do you live here?

-Yeah.
-Do... do you know Ruari?

All his stuff has been put
into bin bags, and I just...

-Did... did something happen?
-I don't know, I'm sorry.

Well, you clearly know something.

I mean, I know
he can be divisive.

-He's a bit forthright sometimes...
-[student] "Forthright"?

Is that a new word for "pervert"?

-[whispering] Come on.
-[both laughing]

Can I go home now?

Yeah.

[intercom chiming]

[beeps]

Sorry, I'm not down for fun.

Oh, that's okay,
we'll just go to the pub.

[sighs]

[chuckles softly]

[door beeps]

Oh, this is just
for getting from A to B.

It's no fun whatsoever.

Oh, and also,
could you hold that for me?

[Alex chuckles]

[sighs]

sh*t. Is this safe?

-We'll find out.
-[laughing]

Oh, sh*t.

-Oh, sh*t.
-Whoa, I can't see a thing, can you?

-Oh, sh*t.
-There you go.

[chuckles] Oh, God.

[Alex] Ooh, there's a bump.
There's a bump.

[Patrick]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.

-[Alex laughing]
-[both] Oh!

-Cobbles hurt your ba*ls.
-What, my ba*ls?

-[both laughing]
-[Patrick] Interrupt us.

We'll walk it from here.

-[sighs] Whew, close one.
-Uh-huh.

-There you go.
-Is it down there?

Yeah.

-[can rattling]
-[Alex laughing]

-My arms are too long for yours.
-I disagree.

[phone ringing]

It's Ruari.
Let me just ignore this.

I can only handle
one calamity at a time.

My mum just had
her second toe removed.

[both laughing]

-[sobbing] Sorry.
-Oh. No, no, no.

Oh, God.

[Patrick] That's why I wanted
to have a drink with you,

just to say if this
isn't the right time...

[Alex] What? No, it is.

It is the right time.
It has to be the right time,

'cause another time's
gonna be too late.

It... it won't be too late.
You know, relax.

The world's not ending.
We have time.

-I don't.
-You are a mad woman.

But I re... I really want this.

You.

Oh, God, I hate the hugs
when I've said something needy.

What does this hug mean?

It means I want this, too.

You.

[people chattering]

But I don't wanna be
an added stress in your life.

You have a lot of important
things to concentrate on.

So, you think
I'm being a bad parent?

-How did you hear that with what I just said?
-Right, well,

it's different for you.
You know, you're a man.

You have no kids,
you have no responsibilities.

Your parents are still
in their f*cking 60s somehow,

pissed up,
having the craic in Tenerife.

Well, my dad's 74
and an alcoholic, but go on.

You've got no idea what...
what I have to deal with

because you've never had
to be a serious person.

[scoffs] Okay.

-Wow.
-Sorry.

I'm sorry.

You're right,
it's... it's too much

with everything right now.

So, okay.

-Thanks.
-What? Don't leave just like that.

[sighs] - Where are you going,
is... trying to run away from me?

No, I'm trying to run away
from me, just...

-I need a drink.
-Okay, yeah.

Don't follow me.

♪ Here comes the ocean
and the waves ♪

-♪ Down by the sea ♪
-[scoffs]

[♪ "Ocean" by
The Velvet Underground playing]

♪ Here comes the ocean ♪

♪ And the waves ♪

♪ Crashing in ♪

♪ Here come the waves ♪

♪ Here come the waves ♪

♪ Here come the waves ♪