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02x07 - Family Reunion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Average Joe". Aired: June 26, 2023 – present.*
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An everyday plumber named Joe learns that his recently deceased father was working for the Russian mafia and stole $10 million and a car from them.

02x07 - Family Reunion

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Previously on "Average Joe."

-She played us, Lee.
-Cathy?

She made nice,
she sent us packing,

and then she called
the f*cking cops!

If you have the girl,
I will give you 1 million U.S.

-8.
-2.

[tense music]

You expecting someone else?

The both of you need to get
the hell out of Cape Town.

You are not gonna stop driving
until you clear the city.

Do you understand?

Sipho, meet Joe, Teddy's son.

Take them both.

♪♪

Imani, where are we going?

I think Joe lied to me.

He promised he'd take
care of um am a.

I just...
I just need to check.


[door opens]

-[shouts]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Please come with me.

I helped Teddy steal your heroin.

You have my heroin?

You want information,
I want to renegotiate our deal.

She working you, Sipho.

We'll find out which
one of them is lying

and k*ll the other one slowly.

We're coming for you, Joe.

♪♪

Teddy.

[The Temptations'
"Papa Was A Rolling Stone"]


[upbeat funk music]

♪♪

♪ Papa was
a rolling stone ♪


♪ Wherever he laid his hat
was his home ♪


♪ And when he died,
all he left us was alone ♪


♪♪

♪ Well, well ♪

♪♪

[bell rings]

♪

[bell rings]

♪♪

Hey, Pops.

[sighs]

♪♪

Teddy, you finally made it.

What can I get you two?

Just coffee for me, D.

I can't stay long.

Thought you said you wanted
to get something to eat.

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah, coffee's good, D.

Two coffees.

Mm, mm, mm.

So how you been?

Good. Busy.

Well, we've been well.

Yeah.

Jenn, she got into, uh...

she got into Carnegie Mellon.

Wow.

-Good for her.
-Yeah.

Top choice, too.

Yeah.

She can't stop smiling about it.

I mean, neither can I.

Well, smile now.

You won't win that
tuition bill is due.

Well, she's getting, like,
financial aid, so.

Oh, yeah? Well, that just
about cover the books.

You gonna have to pay the rest.

That's a lot of shitty toilets
to unclog.

See the game last night?

[chuckles]

Pickett throwing for 240?

-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, man.

He's gonna be one of the greats.

Yeah.

-Like Bradshaw.
-Yeah.

But not like that b*tch,
Neil O'Donnell.

Yeah.

[chuckling]
He's a b*tch, yeah.

Thanks, ma'am.

Hey, you hungry?

Yeah.

Yeah, I can... I can...
I can eat.

[soft upbeat music playing]

♪♪

So we want to thank you
for the new battery.

Oh, you tell Touch
don't worry about it.

But between you and me,
it wasn't really new.

[laughs] That's what Leon said.

Ah, so Leon's smarter
than you guys think, huh?

Oh, you're going
a little too far on that one.

I know you don't
believe that, do you?

-No, I don't.
-The f*cking dummy.

[laughs]

-But that Cathy?
-Jesus Christ.

Why is she still hanging out
with that f*cking broad?

No one knows.

Mm.

Did you ever hang that buck
head I gave you for Christmas?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we hung it up, um, like,
right there in the living room,

so everybody can see it
when they walk in.

-Bullshit.
-[laughter]

Hell are you talking to?

Angela ain't gonna let you
put that thing up in the house.

[laughs]

Oh, well, you know what?

You... you hang on to that
buck head for me, OK?

It has, uh, sentimental value.

I will.

-Whenever you're ready.
-Mm.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You save it for Carnegie Mellon.

Mm.

Thanks, Pops.

Oh.

Thanks, Pops.

Appreciate it.
Thank you.

[chuckles softly]

Time to go hit this bathroom
before I get out of here.

There you go.

-Clog it, charge them to fix it.
-[laughs]

And put it towards
the college fund.

[both chuckle]

I love you, son.

[indistinct chatter]

Love you, too, Pops.

Hey.

f*ck Tom Brady.

[chuckles]

Yeah, f*ck Tom Brady.

All: f*ck Tom Brady!

[peaceful music]

♪♪

[dissonant notes]

[suspenseful music]

♪♪

[mouse squeaking]

♪♪

Hello, son.

[tense notes]

What the... huh?

I cremated you.

How?

How the f*ck are you still alive?

Oh, let's just calm down, Joe.

Calm down?

Is that what you say, m*therf*cker?

"Calm down"?

I am in a dungeon in the
bottom of a f*cking castle

talking to my dead father!

You want me to f*cking calm down?

What the f*ck?

You want me to calm down?
I'll calm down, OK?

Hey, hey, Dad, how are you?
How you doing, huh?

You having a good f*cking time
here in Africa?

Did you find
a good f*cking cheesesteak?

f*ck!

You had a tough time.

I know.

And we got sh*t to talk about.

But right now, we gotta focus,

focus on getting
the f*ck out of here.

Focus? Focus?

[chuckling]
Yeah, I'm focused, all right.

Focused on you, n*gga.

Don't you ever
f*cking call me that.

What the f*ck you gonna do, huh?

You think I'm still
scared of you, huh?

You think I won't f*ck you up

for what the f*ck
you did to my life,

what the f*ck you did
to my family?

[laughs] What I did?

Yeah, Dad, what the f*ck you did!

Whoo!

That's rich.

What I did.

You want to blame me
for everything.

Well, look at yourself, boy.

You could have gone
to the cops, but you didn't.

♪♪

You could have
taken 100 grand from the safe

and called it quits,
but you didn't.

You just kept following
the money.

The Lambo, the million f*cking
dollars I left your sorry a*s.

But it just wasn't enough.

♪♪

You just like me.

[breathing heavily]

I ain't nothing like you.

I would never risk my family
for a f*cking penny.

Nothing.

♪♪

Yeah, OK.

You think Ange
and Jenn believe that?

♪♪

Why do you think
they left your f*cking a*s?

You did this, Joe.

Same as me.

[tense music]

♪♪

[loud thud]

[birds singing]

-[whispering]
-What the f*ck are you doing?

-[whispering]
-We can read each other's lips.

OK, read this.

[mouthing words]

[mouthing words]

Got it?

Yeah.

I play sitting duck,
we k*ll the two guards,

take their uniforms
stormtrooper-style,

get Sipho, stuff him in
the trunk, then we find Joe.

Not even close.

And how the f*ck did you
get "Star Wars" out of that?

-I don't know.
-It was pretty obvious.

[tense music]

[heart pounding]

[door opens]

♪♪

How are you, Catherine?

Not f*cking great,
if you want to know the truth.

Please, do not curse
behind these walls.

[scoffs] "Do not curse"?

What, are you one of those
Muslim m*therf*ckers?

Curse in my house again...

and they will be picking you up
in little pieces.

♪♪

The time has come
for you to make a decision.

Tell me where my heroin is
or Ehime will end our charade.

♪♪

[sighs softly]

♪♪

Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
U.S.?

That's the one.

♪♪

Where, exactly?

-There's no address.
-I'd have to show you.

-You'd have to show me?
-[chuckles]

The depth to which you think
I am gullible is amusing.

You must accompany some very,
very, very stupid people.

Well, yeah.

♪♪

Perhaps you can tell me
who these fine people are.

♪♪

Don't know.

They don't look familiar to me.

They don't look familiar?

Well...

if you do not tell me
the exact location of my heroin

by our next visit,
the picture I show you next

will be only of their heads.

Nothing else.

♪♪

[sighs]

♪♪

For the one in authority
is God's servant...

servant for your good.

♪♪

But if you do me wrong,
be very afraid...

for rulers do not bear
the sword for no reason.

They are the angels of wrath
to bring punishment

on the wrongdoers.

♪♪

Mm.

♪♪

Our next visit, then.

♪♪

[door opens]

[door slams]

[exhales deeply]

♪♪

[somber music]

♪♪

[ethereal dramatic music]

♪♪

[birds singing]

OK, so, uh, what about her work?

What work did your mother do?

[sighs]

[chuckles]
Nothing on that one, either.

When was the last time
you saw your mother?

Oh, it must be very
difficult for you.

The pain that comes
with losing your loved one

to senseless violence.

It's unbearable.

I know it very well.

Now, um, imagine the pain
of a mother losing her son.

[soft somber music]

Do you know him?

Ziri Coetzee,

simple dishwasher
at Billy G's Bar Americana.

He was shot in the middle
of the desert,

left for the vultures.

He was 19.

He was 19, and his life was
stolen from him.

So I cannot let his k*ller
walk away.

♪♪

So what does the m*rder
of Ziri Coetzee

have to do with
the death of your mother?

♪♪

Look at these murders.

Look.

Look at all these murders.

All these murders are connected,

and they led me to your mother
and father's house.

♪♪

Look at these people.

Look at all these people.

All these people have family.

They have friends
who care deeply about them,

just like you care
about your mother.

Now, wouldn't you like
to find out

who did this to your mother?

♪♪

I know who k*lled my mother.

Who?

Who, my child? Tell me.

Tell me, who k*lled your mother?

Who did all of this?

Sipho.

[tense music]

Sipho?

The drug dealer, Sipho?

♪♪

Why would Sipho k*ll your mother?

♪♪

Am I under arrest,
or am I free to go?

Please, my child.

Please, help me.

Won't you please help me, please?

♪♪

Jacques Kallis is your all-time

favorite cricket player?

Now, what's wrong
with Jacques Kallis, huh?

[laughs]

The man has over 13,000
career runs in Test.

It's like saying that

your favorite rock band
is the Beatles.

Or your favorite movie is
"District 9."

[scoffs]

It says nothing about
your personality.

Except that you are a sheep.

I am not a sheep.

OK.

Who's your favorite rock band?

I don't want to say.

[chuckles]

It's the Beatles, isn't it?

[imitates sheep bleating]

Sheep.

[imitates sheep bleating]

[laughs]

♪ Ice Cube will swarm ♪

♪ On any m*therf*cker
in a blue uniform ♪


[speaks Afrikaans]

♪ Just 'cause
I'm from the CPT ♪


♪ Punk police are afraid
of me, huh ♪


♪ A young n*gga
on the warpath ♪


♪ And when I'm finished,
it's gonna be a bloodbath ♪


♪ Of cops dying in LA ♪

♪ Yo, Dre,
I got something to say ♪


♪ f*ck the police,
f*ck... f*ck... f*ck the police ♪


♪ f*ck... f*ck...
f*ck the police ♪


♪ f*ck... f*ck...
f*ck the police ♪


♪ Example of scene one ♪

-[siren wailing]
-Put your g*dd*mn hands up.


[suppressed g*nf*re]

♪ Oh, sh*t ♪

♪ f*ck the police,
f*ck... f*ck... f*ck the police ♪


♪ f*ck... f*ck...
f*ck the police ♪


Frickin' heavy.

♪ Example of scene one ♪

"f*ck tha Police," really?

Forgot that was my ringtone.

My phone's been on silent
since, like, 2012.

OK, so that's your ringtone
for everybody, not just me?

Yeah.

Not everything's about you,
Touch.

All right.

We wait for the sun to set,
and then we move.

Let's go.

[birds singing]

[loud thud]

[grunts]

[softer thud]

[water dripping]

[groans]

You think I hadn't
tried that yet?

[grunts]

There's no escape, Joe.

You're wasting your energy.

[grunts]

Son, stop.

[grunts]

-I said stop.
-f*ck off me!

[Teddy sighs]

Did that make you feel good?

That's it, huh?

That's the way you're
gonna treat your old man?

That's exactly how
you deserve to be treated.

You don't give a f*ck about me.
I don't give a sh*t about you.

-What did you say?
-What did you say to me?

I don't give a f*ck about you?

Why would I leave you
a million f*cking dollars?

It's all clear to me now.

That million dollars was
for this moment right here.

You were buying me.

You were buying me just
in case your sorry a*s got got.

You knew I would show up, man.

Here I am.

Here you are.

Why?

'Cause you had me thinking
Ange and Jenn was in trouble.

And the moment
you found out they weren't,

your a*s should have been
back on that plane.

I wanted answers.

Bullshit.

You got the f*cking answers.

So just say the sh*t, son,
so we can move the f*ck on.

"Say the sh*t"?

What the f*ck
do you want me to say, huh?

You want me to say how much
I'm just like you, hmm?

Huh?

You want me to say how much
of a piece of sh*t father I am

who f*cked his family over
for f*cking money, huh?

You want me to be like,
hey, f*ck the world,

let me get mine's?

That's what you want to hear?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

f*ck you!

That ain't me.

[tense music]

That's all you.

n*gga, you do that again, and
you won't wake up for a month.

[laughs] My son.

A p*ssy-a*s plumber
thinks he's a tough guy, huh?

Come on, b*tch.

Think you can take on
your old man?

Knee-deep in other people's
piss and sh*t all day.

What a f*cking disappointment
you turned out to be.

I should have had a girl
instead of you.

Oh, yeah, I did.

[groans]

Yeah, I don't hit like
a girl, do I, m*therf*cker?

-[groans]
-Hmm?

Oh!

[tense music]

You dirty m*therf*cker, you.

Oh, yeah.

It's gonna get dirty, m*therf*cker.

♪♪

[Teddy groans]

♪♪

I want to show you what
the Russians did to me.

You're gonna feel
every piece of it.

-[crack]
-Oh, you m*therf*cker!

[insects droning]

Well, looks pretty dark to me.

-Yeah.
-We good?

-We're good.
-Let's roll.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. What was I thinking?

We can't use any of these g*ns
in that castle.

What?

Even this thing will scream
if you fire it inside.

Then it's gonna bring Sipho's
entire army coming after us.

We got to be smart here, man.

We got to... we...
we got to be stealth.

Yeah, sure.

I can be stealth.

They used to call me
Leon the Invisible.

I don't think anybody's
ever called you that.

My parents did.

Well, that's pretty f*cked up.

OK, look, we'll stash
all this sh*t right here

in case we need it, yeah?

Now, if we're running
for our lives,

which is probably gonna
be the case, you come out here,

you start throwing grenades,

and you fire that r*fle and pray.

And when we find Joe,

it's all about just
getting the f*ck out of here.

So stay low, stay quiet,
and be quick.

-Yeah?
-Yeah, I got you.

-Got you.
-Let's go.

Hey, what about Cathy?

Are you f*cking serious?

Yeah. No.

f*ck Cathy.

[indistinct chatter]

So Imani Washington's plea
that Sipho,

a high-profile drug dealer
with propensity for violence

k*lled her mother,
is very intriguing.

Because why would
Sipho k*ll the mother?

Well, obviously, we know
that Teddy Washington

isn't who he appears to be.

[suspenseful music]

Oh.

Or maybe Imani is given the name

of a high-profile drug dealer
with propensity for violence

just to get the blame
off someone else.

But how does it all come back
to Ziri Coetzee?

[sighs]

-Hey.
-AK, you got a minute?

♪♪

Actually, I...

I do not have a minute.

Actually, you do.

We agreed to share information
on our cases.

And?

And why weren't we alerted
when Imani Washington

was brought in?

Listen, I entered her and
Phyllis Wabantu into the system

as soon as we arrived.

Standard protocol.

And since you are
not my superiors,

I saw no need to alert you.

Oh, you didn't.

The daughter of the owner
of Swart en Goud?

That's our case.

-Yeah?
-Where did you find her?

-Well, it's...
-it's all in the file.

It's all in the file, gentlemen.

Now, will you excuse me, please?

♪♪

Who do you think you are, hmm?

You want to be
the hero in every case.

Is that it?

Always trying to prove
you're still a detective.

Even though you couldn't solve
the m*rder of your own son.

Hmm?
Hmm?

You do not ever
talk about my son.

Mm?

Another time.

Come, let's go.

Imani Washington is ours now.

[tense music]

♪♪

-Clear.
-Shut the f*ck up.

I thought that's what cops
yell when they enter a room.

You don't see me walk into a
room yelling "clear," do you?

No, that's why I did it.

Because I care about my partner.

-Here we go.
-OK, OK.

Take this.

-What? No.
-Take the f*cking knife.

I can't stab somebody.

Didn't you k*ll a couple of dudes

with, like, a nail g*n
and a hammer?

-I run a hardware store.
-Those were tools.

I had years of practice.

I can't just...

stab somebody.

It's not that difficult.

OK, look, I'll show you.

You hold the knife
like this, right?

And then you stab.

You just f*cking stab, like that.

-OK, what if... what if I...
-I miss or I...

or I hit bone or they start
screaming for their mother?

I can't k*ll a guy who's
screaming for their mother.

Fine, I'll do the stabbing,
and you can do the dying, OK?

Look, I just need something
I'm more used to, all right?

Something that's not so personal.

-What?
-Look.

OK.

Cricket bat. Huh?

I'm a regular Sachin Tendulkar.

I don't know what that means.

Just follow me.
Stay quiet. Shut up.

♪♪

Clear.

♪♪

Where's Imani?

Oh, no. She's safe.

She's down the hall.

Right, um,

what is your relationship
with Jamila Washington?

She was my best friend.

We took care of each other.

She was a saint.

She didn't deserve
the death that she received.

-Why, yes.
-Of course.

And then what about
her husband, Teddy?

Because he's completely
vanished since her death.

When, last, did you see him?

I don't remember.

And this Teddy,
was he also a saint?

[speaks language]

Why are you guys not willing
to answer any of my questions?

Don't you want to help me get
to the bottom of what happened?

-We do.
-So?

[sighs] We just don't know
who we can trust right now.

You can trust the police.

No, we can't.

I watched my friend be taken

by two of your officers
who work for Sipho.

So no, we can't trust
anyone right now.

Officers working for Sipho?

-Who?
-I don't know their names.

So these officers,
what do they look like?

-One was Black.
-The other one was white.

The white one had a...
had a mustache.

A big one, and then a...

Uh, uh, um, I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Just one second.

♪♪

[energetic tense music]

♪♪

Imani?
Imani Washington?

♪♪

No!

No!

♪♪

Hello?
Van Wyk and Maseko.

Has anyone seen them?

Hey, have you seen
Van Wyk and Maseko?

No?

Yo, yo, yo.

♪♪

-Let go of me! Let go of me!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

-Let them go!
-[speaks language]

Let them go.

-Hey, hey, hey.
-Let them go.

-[chuckling]
-Hey, hey, calm down.

-[electricity crackling]
-[shouts]

[laughs]

♪♪

The subject appears

to have pissed his pants
like a schoolboy.

Now, was the electrical
current too strong,

or was his bladder too weak?

-Huh?
-Hey, come on.

-Help me.
-Yeah, sure.

Grab the legs.

- One, two,
- Two, three.

[both grunt]

[suspenseful music]

[water dripping]

How's my granddaughter doing?

What?

Jennifer. How is she?

None of your f*cking business.

That's how she's doing.

Keeping the baby?

No.

She took care of it.

She came by the office
one day with some cookies

her and Ange had made for me.

Dimitri was there
at the same time.

He had come to pick up a car

I'd just brought back
from Philly.

Mm...

You could feel it between them.

[peaceful music]

[chuckles softly]

♪♪

Things would have
been so different

if that never happened.

Things would have
been a whole lot different

if you ain't tried
to be a f*cking drug mule.

[laughs]

Yeah, different.

But completely f*cking boring.

[laughs]

You k*lled Dimitri and Nicolai.

k*ll or be k*lled.

[sighs]

You have nightmares?

I have 'em all the f*cking time.

Gotta forgive yourself
for that sh*t, son.

Had to be done.

No, it didn't.

You stop f*cking talking to me.

[insects droning]

[tense music]

♪♪

I'm starting to get dizzy.

Shh!

Where the f*ck is everyone?

Thought we were
Trojan Horsing it into Gideon.

The Gideon?

"Mark of Gideon"?

I have no f*cking clue what
you're talking about.

"Star Trek" season 3, episode 16.

The "Enterprise" visits
the planet Gideon

to discuss diplomatic relations,

only to discover
it's overpopulated.

The Gideon ambassador
captures Captain Kirk,

hoping to use his
vegan choriomeningitis virus

to infect
the overpopulated planet.

That's your way of saying

you thought there was
gonna be more guards?

Yeah.

Welcome to the party.
You're late.

There's beer in the fridge,
but the snacks are gone.

Wow.

No!

No!

[people straining]

-sh*t.
-They got Imani.

And Phyllis.

Hey, hey. What are you doing?

If you go now, we're all dead.

[indistinct chatter]

[soft suspenseful music]

sh*t.

OK, here's what we'll do.

I go after Imani and Joe.

-You go after Phyllis.
-No, no, no, no, no.

-We stick to the plan.
-Hey, no question.

You really like this chick,
don't you?

I think I might.

Well, then, what the f*ck
are we talking about?

You get Phyllis.
Make sure she's safe.

As soon as she is, you text me.
I'll text you back where I am.

All right?

-Yeah.
-OK. All right.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

♪♪

I love you, pal.

I love you, bud.

♪♪

[tense music]

♪♪

[snoring]

♪♪

[snoring]

♪♪

[whistles]

♪♪

[snoring]

♪♪

[mouthing words]

[person groans]

[soft clicking]

[soft rubbing]

[tense music]

That's a sixer, b*tch.

♪♪

Your soul has death
lingering around it, you...

ancestors remind us
of our imperative duty

to live a moral life, and
they'll punish us if we don't.

I'm a sangoma.

I can help you.

I can help.

The only good kind of sangoma
is a dead sangoma.

[groaning]

[knife sliding]

♪♪

-Are you OK?
-Look at me. Are you OK?

-Can you breathe?
-I'm all right.

-Yeah?
-I'm all right.

Shh.

♪♪

They got... they got Imani.

I'm gonna go after Imani,

but we gotta get you out of here.

-No, I'm not leaving.
-I'm not leaving.

Listen to me.

We cannot keep fighting
Sipho's men alone, OK?

There's too many of them.

We need help, and I need you
to go get that help.

But... but I can't
go to the police.

It's the same men
who brought the lion.

They... they're the reason
why we're here.

Not gonna go to the police.

You're gonna go to a place
called R J's Cove.

You're gonna talk
to a woman called Amahle.

She runs the place, OK?

You tell her that Joe needs help.

The American Joe, Teddy's son.

She'll know what
I'm talking about.

She knows who you can trust.

Please.

-Please.
-I can't leave without Imani.

I can't leave you.

I will find Imani, I promise.

And then I will come back.

I will find you.

I swear I'm not gonna lose you.

♪♪

You gotta go.

Just go.

♪

[dramatic music]

♪♪

Go, go, go, go, go.

♪♪

[chuckles]

Oh, f*ck.

[tense music]

Oh, f*ck yes.

Baby, I knew you
would come for me.

Leon?

We gotta go.

-OK, what's the plan?
-Where's Touch?

Did you find Joe?

Baby, can you take these off me?

If you want to leave,

then follow me
and just shut the f*ck up.

♪♪

OK.

♪♪

Mm.

sh*t.

What?

Let's go.

♪♪

Leon!

♪♪

When your mom died...

Don't talk about my mom.

When my wife died,

I used that as an excuse
for why I broke bad.

The grief was unbearable.

I was unprepared
to raise a son on my own.

The world was f*cking me over,

so I'm gonna f*ck it right back.

It's all bullshit.

The truth?

The first hit
I got at that money,

the danger that, n*gga,
you might die doing this sh*t,

I knew I was home.

I've been waiting for this
my entire life.

And I was gonna taste that sh*t
again and again and again.

All you m*therf*ckers be damned.

So I took a little bit from
here, a little bit from there.

Stole enough to do
a bit of traveling.

Ended up in Cape Town.

Met Imani's mother.

I married that b*tch
so I could get a passport.

So I could come and go
as I needed to.

I met Imani soon after.

Never really gave a f*ck
about her.

About her moms.

They were just a means to an end.

[groans]

[groans]

[crack]
Mm!

Oh. Whoo.

Then, that day...

they sent me to pick up the Lambo

with the 10 million in it.

And I knew that was
the day of my rebirth.

[laughs]

Phoenix from the ashes
kind of sh*t.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

Nicolai sent one of his men
to pick up the car from me.

Well, I k*lled that
m*therf*cker straight away.

Yeah, put him in my chair
in my crib

and then burnt the house down
to the f*cking ground.

So...

you're just
a straight up-sociopath, huh?

Nah, sociopaths
are impulsive, Joe.

I'm calculating.

If you so f*cking calculated,

why wouldn't you just call me
and be like,

Joe, I'm in South Africa, I am
in trouble, come down here now?

What's up with all
the g*dd*mn clues

and all that silly sh*t
you'd be doing?

If I made that call,
would you have come?

f*ck no.

[chuckles] There you go.

For you, Joe,
it's family, family, family.

At least that's what
you keep shouting about,

but we know better.

So that's why I sent
the pictures of Jenn.

And once you were here,
it was just a matter of

introducing you to
a different kind of family.

Imani?

Imani.

You know she thinks
you love her, right?

Mm.

You know she's not
leaving without you.

But you knew I wasn't
gonna leave without her.

Which means you weren't
gonna leave without me.

You're a diabolical
m*therf*cker, dude.

Yeah, yeah, but I'm in a cell.

Who the f*ck flipped on you?

Billy G's little
f*cking boyfriend.

Ziri?

That's right.

I needed someone
to wash that $10 million

I stole from Nicolai.

Billy G had a club.

Perfect.

Then I used that money to fund
stealing the heroin from Sipho.

Mm, But Ziri got anxious
that I was gonna give up Billy

if sh*t went sideways.

You f*cking would of.

Of course, I would have.

Yeah, so b*tch-a*s Ziri
gave me up to Sipho

before I got the chance.

That's why that little
m*therf*cker had to die.

And I'm sorry
I k*lled Leon and Cathy.

But Cathy finding my stash, oh.

I had a whole network
in Pittsburgh

set up to sell that heroin,
and she f*cked it all up.

So that's why Leon
and her had to die.

Well, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news.

But Leon and Cathy aren't dead.

I k*lled your hitman
before he got to 'em.

No sh*t.

My man.

Don't be too f*cking impressed.

You had a awful f*cking hitman.

[door opens]

[hinge creaks]

Teddy Washington, 68,

passed away
in a tragic house fire.

Hmm.

A lifelong Pittsburgh resident,

Teddy is survived by his son,
Joe Washington,

Angela Washington,
and his granddaughter,

Jennifer Washington.

[tense music]

♪♪

And let's not forget
Imani Washington.

♪

Last chance before
I k*ll them all.

Where is my heroin?

♪♪