01x12 - Nyaa wa Saishuukai de mo Yani o Suu Nya

[bunniefuu]

Hot! Hot! Hot!

What am I going to do now?

Looks like the police
are going to investigate the scene.

Right. Of course.



You should be used to having your stuff
canceled by now.

Anyway, let's get started
on your new project.

I should be used to it by now?

Well, I'm not.

Welcome.
- A crepe stand?

I haven't had one in a while.

Maybe I'll get one.

That looks nice!
- Let's get it then.

Looks so good!

I just remembered.

Then this total loser in a disgusting,
baggy sweatshirt got in line.

Gross!

Then she hunched over in a ball
and started nibbling like a hamster.

OMG, that's hilarious.

Totally ruined my day!

Creepy losers need to earn
the right to eat crepes first!

Have I earned the right to buy a crepe?
I'd say no.

Yani Neko, hold up.

What?

Sorry, I was wondering...

Sorry, never mind.

Hey, they've got crepes. Smells good.

You want one?

I don't got no money.

Would you buy it for me
if I bought you one?

Yeah!

Here then.

Strawberry, banana, ice cream.

Wait, Yani Neko.

I changed my mind. I'm coming with you.

It's so sweet and yummy.

The way you eat like a hamster
is kind of gross.

Yeah?

It's gross, huh?

Chainsmoker Cat.

Taking out the trash
this early in the morning,

I'm the hardest worker
in the Three Kingdoms.

Yani Neko?

What are you doing
this early in the morning?

My sister threatened
she would never come over again

if I didn't take out the trash.

What are you doing carrying around a bat?

You want to join?

Okay, that wasn't what I had in mind.

Spinning so fast.

My God, I love how this feels.

Now, top it off with some booze...

Here we go!

The world's all fuzzy now!
This stuff gets you drunk real good!

Yeah!

I got fired from my job.

Who has the right to crush the future

of someone
who's just struggling to survive,

all because of a single line
in their past record?

A person doing this to another person.

I told you, you're not a person.

RAGE - RAGE

Under control. Under control.

SET PLAY PLAYERS SHOULD QUIT SURA6.

I really embarrassed myself
in front of Yani Neko.

What? Hame Neko!

Did you seriously just take a swing at me?

Wait, what happened?

Why am I lying on the ground outside?

Are you serious?

Wait, this is so weird.

Last thing I remember,
I was playing Sura6.

Then I got taunted by some random
Kento player who beat me.

What was that sigh just now!

I can pick up on that sort of thing,
you know! I've got experience!

Yeah, sure.
Anyway, you should quit gaming.

Did you just tell me to quit Sura6?

I'll k*ll you for real!

Sure, sure.

Chainsmoker Cat.

What do you think about fem beast boys?

What did you say?

Fem beast boys.

What's that?

You don't know?

Don't look.
- It's when you feminize a beast folk male.

It's an offshoot of femboy culture.

It can't be a girl?

Apparently not.

I was curious to hear a man's perspective.

I mean, no matter how cute he is,
it's still a guy, right?

That's not really my thing.

I see.

I don't have a lot of experience
with fem beastboy culture.

But my editor is pushing a character
like that for my next project,

so I thought I'd try to learn
more about it.

I've been thinking about it
for the last three days without sleep.

I feel like I just need some sort of in
to get me going.

I think you're putting too much pressure
on yourself.

It's Tatsuro and Mr. Landlord.

That's a pretty shady combination.

Is my sister around?

Shunran!
- Whoa.

Could you come up to my room?

Sure.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Being so good-looking really sells it!

You can always tell people no, you know.

So, what do you think, Landlord?

Well, I mean.

There's no way I'm getting aroused
by Shunran.

Really? You're not?

But I did this for you.

Shunran's sad.
- Cut it out!

No reaction.

Get away from me!
- Your arms are so thick.

Did you do martial arts or something?

You seem to be getting
weirdly into character.

I love getting piggyback rides
from a gorilla!

No!

Are you okay, Shunran?

Did you know?

Apparently the center of the Milky Way
galaxy smells like rum.

What?

Landlord's doing something naughty
with a female!

Who are you?

I'm Otani Haruko.
- Otani?

I'm Landlord Otani's second wife.

Second wife?

What are you doing, Shunran?

Shunran?

I appreciate what you do for my husband.

What? No way. Hold on. What?

Die!

I'm surprised how rigid you are, Landlord.

I figured any beastfolk
would do it for you.

I really don't swing that way.

And just so you know, it's not like
any beastfolk would do either!

It makes sense.
You do run a beastfolk apartment.

Creep!

I told you, that's not the case!

Wait, I forgot to add this.

You absolute pests.

Wow, looking good.

You pull off the fake boobs.

Those look like D-cups.

Schwing! Schwing! Schwing!

Schwing! Peni...

Well, I'm going home.

Make sure to reheat the curry.

Okay.

Also, it's going to rain tonight,
so don't go outside.

Okay, got it.

Wait, I remember her.

Hey!

Good to see you again.

You live in this building?

What a coincidence!

Remember me? We met by the station.

Station?

You almost got hit by a truck,
but then I jumped in to save you?

Truck?

Yeah, sure.

Good to see you again.

I bet that's heavy.
I'll carry it to your room for you.

Really? Thank you.

It's just alcohol?

Making such a young girl
go and buy alcohol?

Does she have toxic parents?

I have to reprimand them!

Excuse me.

It seems like her parents aren't home.

While it's not as bad as my sister's,
the room is pretty messy.

There are empty bottles everywhere.

Hey!

This is an adult beverage!
Children aren't allowed--

Is she drinking it
because they don't buy juice for her?

How can such an innocent cat
be treated with such neglect?

Judging from the way her hair smells,
I bet she isn't given proper baths either.

The poor thing!

Don't worry, I'll cook you dinner!

Score!

I smell curry.

Aruko, you making curry?

Wait, Imoko-chan's here.

Hello, sorry to intrude.

If you're going to intrude, then go home!
Wait, this ain't my room.

There's still some left.

I'll take a bowl.
- Kansai is...

IMOKO'S PERSPECTIVE
SEEMS LIKE SHE PARTIES

SEEMS LIKE SHE COULD BE
A NEGLECTFUL PARENT

Do you have a second?

What?

Please bathe and feed your child properly!

What kind of crazy misunderstanding
are you having?

Also, you shouldn't leave your child
to live by herself!

Do you legally acknowledge her at least?

What are you talking about?
You're acting crazy!

Does crazy run in the family?

Speaking of family, you need to--
- Secret ingredient.

Chainsmoker Cat!

What's wrong, Yomuko?

Did you not want to model
that bikini for me?

It's not that.

Did you have p*ssy hair poking out?

No.

Well,

I realized I don't have any talent.

Did something happen?

Actually,

I'm close to finishing a story I plan
to submit to an open novel contest.

So I printed it out and read it.

Then I realized.

It was kind of boring.

While it does all come together,

the main character's feelings
feel so distant.

Something crucial seems to be missing.

I've been thinking about
the main character non-stop ever since,

but I've come up with nothing.

I totally know what you're talking about.
- Just write a dungeon livestream.

What do you do when this happens to you?

Write about a villainess.

I'm always encountering
writer's block myself.

All I can say is to keep thinking.

I'm spending every second out of school
thinking in front of the computer.

Nearly five hours every day.

Does it mean I have no talent?

Maybe I should quit trying
to write a novel.

Yeah, you should quit doing that.

Sorry, I meant sitting in front
of the computer. You should go outside!

Outside?

I take walks whenever I have
writer's block.

For example...

I see a couple holding hands

suddenly let go.

See, I told you.

Or a child who falls down,

but he smiles instead of crying.

Or I find a crepe stand
that looks really good.

I suddenly get these great ideas
from these unexpected places.

Basically, stimulate the brain.

I see.

How much time did I waste
in front of my desk?

It's not a waste.

First, think as much as you can
on your own.

You keep thinking until you're sick of it,

and the idea manifests after.

There aren't a lot of people
in the world who can do that.

I think you have what it takes
to be a professional.

Tatsuro-sensei.

Here it comes.

Smell it, Tatsuro. It's a thick one.

That stinks!

What did you eat to create this smell?

A cream puff.

There's no way this smell
comes from a cream puff!

I'm going to die!

I'm sorry!

What is it?

I need to leave!

I'll come back another time.
Thank you very much!

That's right, this is the feeling
I should've put in.

You're a manga artist?

I'm so sorry.
- So.

Why did you make a teenager walk around
in a bikini?

It was research.
- Show me your g*n.

Chainsmoker Cat.

What's this?

Yani Neko, you look unusually tired today.

My whole body hurts.

They made us dig holes all day at work.

Then we fill the hole back in tomorrow.

Rinse and repeat all week.

Is that really a job?

That's the price for living
in a civilized society.

Everyone is busy working.

But all he does is sweep the yard all day.

He definitely has free time.

That's actually his job.

He is trying to improve
your living environment.

Yani Neko?

What's up, Chimney?

Judging from your face,

I bet you were polluting
your lungs all night again.

What are you going to do for work today?

Where's that coming from?

Okay, let me think.

I'm going to clean, water the cabbages,
and then pass around the bulletin board.

I just happen to have
a little too much free time today!

It's not like I'm always this unbusy.

What's with her?

By the way, Yani Neko,

you haven't paid last month's rent yet.

Are you actually working?

You'll never amount to anything
if you sit around doing nothing all day.

Here, I'll give you more to do then!

Why you...

What the hell is your problem?

You stupid Chimney m*therf*cker!

You won't amount to anything
if you sit around all day!

So, I'm giving you more to do!

Cleaning the apartment is your job!

You little... Fine, in that case...

Educating the tenants is my job, too!

I'm going to f*cking k*ll you!

I'd like to see you try--

Damn you.

Die!

You die!

What are you two doing?

That's good form!

Maybe I'll write a manga
about a sexy sport.

Hi, chat! In today's Hame-Channel,

I'm livestreaming a fight
between a baldie and a Chimney cat.

Keep it down! I haven't slept after
working a night shift! I'll k*ll you all!

You want to use this?

Yani Neko! Tatsuro-sensei.

I just posted something new on Kakeyome.

I mean, my friend did.

How did you manage to burn a hole
in your pot just by reheating curry?

Anyway, I brought you a new one--

Sis?

Die, you baldie!

You die, you Chimney!

It's not over yet.

How sad.

They work to become happy,

yet I've never seen anyone
find happiness by working.

What is happiness?

It's eating your fill.

I forgot which ones are ashtrays,
and which ones I'm still drinking from.

My functional interior layout
ended up backfiring.

This beer was expensive,
so I don't want to toss it out.

Shizue tore a hole in her lung after she
drank juice filled with cigarette butts.

That's scary.

I can't believe this, of all things,
is my last scene! I'm so sad!

But I'll be fine because I'm way
better behaved than Shizue!

I got it right! I knew I was lucky.

Why?

What did I do to deserve this?

Chainsmoker Cat!

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.

UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.