01x40 - Minecraft Speedrunner VS $100,000 Bounty Hunter

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Dream: This video, a YouTuber with million subscribers called me out to a v manhunt with a $, wager on the line.

Dream: So I will be speedrunning Minecraft while Daquavis hunts me down.

Dream: If I k*ll the ender dragon, I win.

Dream: If Daquavis kills me, he wins.

Dream: This is Minecraft Manhunt.

Dream: Also, if you enjoy videos like these, consider subscribing.

Dream: It's free, and you can always change your mind.

Dream: It's free, and you can always change your mind - Enjoy the video Daquavis: Please hit me.

Daquavis: Please hit me. x Daquavis: Please hit me. x Daquavis: Please hit me. x Daquavis: Please, bro.

Daquavis: I'm gonna throw up right now.

Daquavis: Oh my god, I'm getting- Daquavis: Yes! Dream: Oh, what?

Daquavis: Yes!

Daquavis: Oh, it's over.

Daquavis: Oh, it's over. Dream: Oh my god.

Dream: Oh my god. Daquavis: Oh, it's over - It's over Daquavis: It's over. x Dream: Oh my god - Jesus Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Easy win!

Daquavis: Come here, Dream.

Daquavis: Come here.

Daquavis: You're getting my k.

Daquavis: You're getting my k. Dream: Oh god.

Daquavis: Oh, it's over, bro.

Daquavis: It's actually over for you.

Daquavis: It's actually over for you. Dream: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: [laughs] - Oh, no!

Daquavis: [laughs] - Oh, no!

Daquavis: [laughs] - Oh, no! Dream: Bye bye!

Daquavis: Oh, what the- Daquavis: I'm ending it, bro.

Daquavis: I gotta reset.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh!

Daquavis: You're actually cooked, so...

Daquavis: Surely you won't have time to even make a weapon.

: minuteDaquavis: You'll be at lower HP than me.

Daquavis: Hey, buddy.

Daquavis: Hey, buddy - [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Hey, buddy - [gasps] - [inhales] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Hey, buddy - [gasps] - [inhales] - Yes!

Daquavis: Yeah! Dream: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh my god! Daquavis: Yeah! - No way!

Dream: Oh my god! Daquavis: Oh my- Nah.

Daquavis: Oh my- Nah.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro.

Dream: Oh wait, what the heck?

Dream: Ooo!

Daquavis: You're actually so dead.

Daquavis: There's nothing, there's no food down there for you.

Daquavis: I just can keep coming down there if somehow I die again, which I won't, but...

Dream: Oh god.

Daquavis: Hmm, where is this compass gonna take me?

Daquavis: Hmm, where is this compass gonna take me? Dream: Oh god. x Daquavis: Hmm, where is this compass gonna take me?

Daquavis: If I were Dream, where would I be?

Daquavis: Oh.

Daquavis: Do those skeletons get you low at all, buddy?

Dream: Oh god. x Daquavis: [inhales] Daquavis: Oh my god, I'm gonna die to these skeletons.

Daquavis: [inhales] Daquavis: Oh, Dream.

Daquavis: Oh, Dream. Dream: [inhales] Daquavis: No, no, no, no.

Daquavis: No, no, no, no. Dream: Oh, you're so stupid.

Daquavis: No, no, no, no - Oh, my Dream: Oh, you're so stupid - Oh, you're so dumb Dream: Oh, you're so stupid - Oh, you're so dumb Dream: Oh, you're so stupid - Oh, you're so dumb Daquavis: Oh, my. x Daquavis: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Daquavis: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dream: Hey, buddy.

Daquavis: [inhales] Daquavis: Ah.

Dream: Bye, Daquavis!

Daquavis: Oh, my gosh bro.

Daquavis: Ugh.

Daquavis: All right, I guess I'll have to actually get some stuff.

Daquavis: Ooo. Daquavis: Where did you go?

Daquavis: Where are you going?

Daquavis: What? Oh my- Daquavis: How am I in the wrong spot, bro?

Daquavis: Dude, being the hunter is actually so bad.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro. Daquavis: Can you stop crouching so much, please?

Daquavis: Where- How do I get to you?

Chapter : Early game traps

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: No.

Daquavis: What is this bro?

Daquavis: All right, I'm gonna do my best to not spawn any wardens.

Daquavis: Oh.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: That one spawn.

Daquavis: I beat Dream in the skills duel and you think I'm scared of a warden?

Dream: Okay.

Dream: Ooh.

Daquavis: What's- Ooh.

Dream: None of your business.

Dream: Ooh. Dream: Well.

Dream: Oh, God.

Dream: I cannot see...

Daquavis: I'm actually going to be full diamond as soon as I get an iron pickaxe.

Dream: Huh?

Dream: Hm.

Dream: So what are you doing?

Daquavis: I'm getting full diamond armor. Daquavis: As soon as I get a diamond pickaxe, I've already spotted like eight different veins of diamonds I'm going to get, and then you're just going to be cooked.

Daquavis: How are you not in the nether yet?

Daquavis: It's been like...

Daquavis: Three minutes, like...

Daquavis: Shouldn't you...

Daquavis: Aren't you a speedrunner?

Dream: I'm not trying to go to the nether.

Daquavis: Mmm.

Daquavis: I'm just going to stack up like crazy.

Daquavis: You're just going to be cooked.

Daquavis: Like.

Daquavis: Like - Uh-oh Daquavis: Oh.

Daquavis: Oh, interesting.

Daquavis: Oh, I think I know where you are.

Daquavis: I'm not even going to have to k*ll you.

Daquavis: A warden's just going to do it for me. Daquavis: [humming]

Dream: Oh, and I spawned the warden.

Dream: Okay, you're kidding me.

Dream: Okay, you're kidding me. Daquavis: Oh, nice.

Daquavis: Oh, nice.

Dream: Oh god.

Dream: Oh god. Daquavis: He'll just k*ll you for me.

Daquavis: He'll just k*ll you for me.

Daquavis: He'll just k*ll you for me - I like that Daquavis: Free win.

Daquavis: Free k.

Dream: I guess I will...

Dream: Just break this.

Daquavis: [inhales] Dream: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: [inhales] - You're dead Dream: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh my god! Daquavis: You're dead. x Daquavis: No way.

Daquavis: No way you clutch that.

Daquavis: [inhales] Daquavis: [inhales] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: [inhales] Dream: [gasps] - Oh my god!

Dream: [gasps] - Oh my god!

Daquavis: Oh.

Daquavis: Oh - No way Daquavis: No way. x Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Please! Dream: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh my god! Daquavis: Stop doing that!

Daquavis: Stop doing that!

Daquavis: Stop doing that! Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: Stop doing that! - Stop!

Daquavis: Stop! x Dream: [laughs] x Daquavis: Stop. x Dream: [laughs] x - [gasps] Dream: [laughs] x - [gasps] Daquavis: Stop. x Dream: Oh!

Dream: Oh! Daquavis: Oh.

Dream: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh my god! Daquavis: No way.

Daquavis: There's actually no way.

Dream: That was kind of stupid.

Daquavis: [scoffs] Daquavis: [scoffs] Dream: All right, well you're deead. Nice trap.

Dream: All right, well you're deead. Nice trap.

Daquavis: Bro.

Dream: I guess I should of probably assumed the bed in the middle of the...

Dream: Thing was a trap.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: No way that didn't work.

Daquavis: I hit you off like three times.

Daquavis: I have nothing.

Dream: Bed clutch!

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro.

Dream: Bed clutch! That's kind of awesome.

Daquavis: It's not awesome.

Daquavis: I feel depressed.

Daquavis: Like, I actually feel depressed now.

Dream: You were like waiting to k*ll yourself or something?

Daquavis: Yeah, I was watching you the whole time.

Dream: Oh.

Dream: Oh. Daquavis: Like, I watched the warden spawn and everything.

Daquavis: Like, I watched the warden spawn and everything.

Daquavis: I was just to the side.

Daquavis: I was just waiting for you.

Dream: Alright.

Dream: Well now I just get to mine and...

Dream: Be...

Dream: Good.

Daquavis: Ugh.

Daquavis: Yeah, it's not over yet.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro.

Daquavis: Those creaking things are actually freaky.

Dream: This is definitely useful.

Daquavis: Uh-oh. Dream: Uh...

Daquavis: Uh-oh.

Daquavis: Uh-oh. x Dream: I don't like being down here.

Daquavis: Daquavis has a shield now.

Daquavis: Oh, my finger's locking up, bro.

Daquavis: It's cramping.

Daquavis: Oh, buddy.

Daquavis: I'm coming back for all those diamonds.

Daquavis: Ice bucket.

Daquavis: How did you... Is there a nether portal?

Dream: Yeah, there's a, there's a, yep, there's a ruin portal.

Dream: Yeah, there's a, there's a, yep, there's a ruin portal. Daquavis: Broken portal?

Dream: Yeah, there's a, there's a, yep, there's a ruin portal.

Dream: You guessed it.

Daquavis: You're sus, bro.

Daquavis: Bro, oh my gosh.

Daquavis: I hate using the stupid compass.

Daquavis: Like, it's so difficult to tell where you are.

Daquavis: Like, why can't it give me your...

Daquavis: Like, why can't it give me your - Oh Daquavis: Oh, wait.

Daquavis: Please don't go to the nether yet.

Dream: I won't go to the nether, don't worry. Dream: Um...

Dream: My heart's, like, kind of pounding, actually.

Dream: Like, I think $, is just a lot of money.

Daquavis: Especially when you're going to lose it like you are.

Dream: Okay.

Dream: Well, that's not why my heart's pounding.

Dream: Well, that's not why my heart's pounding. Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: My heart's just intense.

Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Hmm.

Dream: Hmm. x Daquavis: Phew.

Daquavis: I don't know how you're still alive down there with all those freaking wardens, bro.

Daquavis: I could not stay down there.

Daquavis: I could not stay down there. Dream: Hmm. x Daquavis: Uh-oh.

Daquavis: Uh-oh. x Dream: That actually is not the best for me.

Daquavis: Oh my god, why are there so many skeletons?

Dream: I really don't want a warden.

Dream: I really don't want a warden to spawn.

Dream: I really don't want a warden to spawn. Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Please, no warden. Daquavis: No, I really hope you die to some stupid way to fall damage or something and that's how you lose k.

Dream: I really don't want that.

Dream: I really don't want that. Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Well i don't- Oh, well.

Dream: I don't know if they're close to me or not. I hear them.

Daquavis: Oh, I can hear them too.

Daquavis: You know what that means.

Dream: That means that you're close to me.

Dream: Oop! They are really close to me. They're right below me. Okay, well.

Dream: Oop! They are really close to me. They're right below me. Okay, well. Daquavis: [scoffs] Dream: Oop! They are really close to me. They're right below me. Okay, well.

Dream: Um...

Dream: Oh god, they can sh**t through walls, too.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: You're dead, you're dead, you're actually dead.

Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Hmm, where did...

Daquavis: Dreamy Weemey go?

Daquavis: Oh...

Dream: Let's do...

Dream: This.

Daquavis: Oh, my God, another- bro.

Daquavis: These wardens are going to make me lose my mind.

Daquavis: Oh, wait.

Daquavis: There might be like wardens on your breath.

Daquavis: Where the heck are you?

Daquavis: I know for a fact you can see my name tag right now.

Dream: Um.

Daquavis: What?

Daquavis: Oh, no. Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: [gasps]

Daquavis: Dream, you're dead!

Daquavis: Please, please.

Daquavis: No! Woah, woah. Dream: Oh, well.

Daquavis: No! Woah, woah. Dream: Oh, well - That was a lot easier than I expected, actually Dream: Oh, well - That was a lot easier than I expected, actually Dream: Oh, well - That was a lot easier than I expected, actually Daquavis: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Daquavis: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Daquavis: I'm getting out of here, I'm getting out of here.

Daquavis: [inhales] Daquavis: [inhales] - [gasps] Dream: No, you're not.

Daquavis: No, no!

Daquavis: No, no, no, I'm not trapped bro.

Dream: Well, I mean, you're stuck.

Daquavis: No, I'm getting out of here.

Dream: Okay, how?

Dream: [scoffs] Daquavis: Stop brow. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Dream: Oh my God.

Dream: Wait...

Dream: Wait... Daquavis: I'm not- Dream: Wait, you're trapped!

Daquavis: Stop, this isn't funny.

Daquavis: This isn't funny.

Daquavis: This isn't funny, bro.

Dream: Let me go ahead and place these down.

Dream: It takes you a long time to break.

Daquavis: You're so annoying, bro.

Daquavis: Stop, stop.

Dream: So let me just go ahead and relax a little bit.

Daquavis: No, bro.

Dream: Cook a little bit of iron.

Daquavis: This is actually not happening, bro.

Dream: [scoffs] Daquavis: No!

Daquavis: Bro!

Daquavis: Stop, bro.

Daquavis: This is not funny.

Daquavis: Dream, please, can you actually just k*ll me right now, bro? Daquavis: Like, I don't... Do you realize how bad... This is such a bad look for me, bro.

Daquavis: Nah, I'm...

Dream: Oh, Daquavis.

Daquavis: Bro, please, like...

Dream: Well, Daquavis, while I have you here... Oh, don't break.

Dream: Well, Daquavis, while I have you here... Oh, don't break. Daquavis: Dream.

Dream: Well, Daquavis, while I have you here... Oh, don't break.

Dream: Well, Daquavis, while I have you here... Oh, don't break - Come on Dream: Don't be a poor sport.

Dream: Don't break my...

Dream: Don't break my... Daquavis: Dude.

Daquavis: Do you realize how...

Dream: Don't break my pole...

Daquavis: I'm never gonna hear the end of this, bro.

Daquavis: Like, this is gonna ruin my career, bro.

Daquavis: Like, this is gonna ruin my career, bro - Like, please Daquavis: Please.

Dream: Look, I actually need... I actually need this pole.

Daquavis: Bro, you can't put this in, bro.

Dream: Okay, look.

Daquavis: [kaughs] Dream: Daquavis, look.

Chapter : Sponsor segment

Daquavis: [kaughs] Dream: I have to do something, okay?

Daquavis: [kaughs] Dream: Look, I'm hosting a competition, guys.

Dream: Look, I'm hosting a competition, guys.

Dream: Look, I'm hosting a competition, guys. Daquavis: I don't care about your competition.

Daquavis: I don't care about your competition.

Dream: Who can record themselves doing the funniest trap?

Dream: Who can record themselves doing the funniest trap? Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Who can record themselves doing the funniest trap?

Dream: Okay, the funniest trap.

Dream: Like this is a little stripper pole with the Daquavis- Dream: Because I have a sponsor!

Dream: And it's Medal!

Daquavis: You're not doing an ad right now, bro.

Dream: Which is a free and popular app...

Dream: Which is a free and popular app... Daquavis: Oh my god.

Daquavis: Oh my god.

Dream: That lets you record and clip Minecraft and other games Dream: And instantly share the clip with other people.

Dream: It can give you a shareable link.

Dream: So yeah, guys, go ahead and click the link in the description.

Dream: Make a clip of you doing the funniest trap.

Dream: I'll go through and watch the clips myself and pick some winners.

Dream: It can be any kind of trap!

Dream: On a SMP, Bedwars, anywhere in Minecraft.

Daquavis: I hate you so much bro.

Daquavis: I hate you so much bro. Dream: And there is a cash prize.

Dream: And there is a cash prize.

Daquavis: Oh my god.

Dream: $, to the first place winner.

Daquavis: [sighs] Dream: And also, four other people will win $.

Dream: And also, four other people will win $.

Dream: Just put #Dream in your clip description to enter.

Dream: Just put #Dream in your clip description to enter. Daquavis: Bro, I give up. You can just like- please just k*ll me bro, like I- Daquavis: Bro, I give up. You can just like- please just k*ll me bro, like I- Daquavis: I take defeat bro, just k*ll me please.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: I hate you! Oh my gosh!

Daquavis: I hate you! Oh my gosh! - Wait Dream: What else do I need?

Daquavis: No, this is actually the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

Daquavis: [inhale] Daquavis: Oh, my God bro. Dream: Um...

Daquavis: How did I not have anything to get out of here?

Daquavis: No, no, no, don't place another... Oh, my...

Dream: I just don't even know everything that I want, to be fair.

Dream: Why'd you place these blocks here?

Dream: You can't watch me strip.

Daquavis: I don't want to watch you strip, you freak.

Dream: Well, you have to!

Daquavis: [groans] Daquavis: Let me out, please!

Daquavis: Dream, Dream, Dream.

Daquavis: Dream, Dream, Dream. Dream: Okay, I'll make another one of these, actually.

Dream: Okay, I'll make another one of these, actually.

Dream: I like that.

Daquavis: Dream, like you're just...

Daquavis: What you're doing to me right now, like...

Daquavis: My reputation...

Daquavis: Bro, like I'm gonna be such a frowned upon creator after this- Daquavis: Just can't- Daquavis: Just can't- Dream: No, come on. Look, look. You're- You're- it's okay, look, you're fine, okay.

Dream: No, come on. Look, look. You're- You're- it's okay, look, you're fine, okay.

Dream: No, come on. Look, look. You're- You're- it's okay, look, you're fine, okay. Daquavis: Please.

Dream: No, come on. Look, look. You're- You're- it's okay, look, you're fine, okay.

Dream: No, come on. Look, look. You're- You're- it's okay, look, you're fine, okay. Daquavis: It's not okay.

Daquavis: It's not okay.

Dream: Look, I wanna get a screenie with you.

Dream: Look, I wanna get a screenie with you. Daquavis: This is...

Dream: Look, I wanna get a screenie with you. Daquavis: This is - I hate you! No! Get away from me! Yeah- Daquavis: This is - I hate you! No! Get away from me! Yeah- Daquavis: This is - I hate you! No! Get away from me! Yeah- Dream: I wana get a screenie with you.

Dream: I wana get a screenie with you.

Daquavis: I'm gonna k*ll you.

Dream: Okay.

Dream: Okay. Daquavis: [groans] Daquavis: [groans] Daquavis: Oh my gosh!

Daquavis: [cries] Daquavis: Nah, I can't wait to get out here and k*ll you, bro, like...

Daquavis: It's actually going to be amazing to k*ll you.

Daquavis: The satisfaction I'm going to get is just...

Dream: The fact that you haven't gotten out means you have no wood, cause if you had wood, you'd probably craft a boat, I would assume and get out.

Dream: But I mean, maybe I just gave you that idea though and you're stupid, but...

Dream: I assume you probably don't have wood.

Dream: You don't have water.

Dream: Cause you would of made a water bucket and swam- well I mean you did, but then I blocked it off...

Dream: Um...

Dream: Um... Daquavis: Holy nerd emoji, bro!

Daquavis: Holy nerd emoji, bro!

Daquavis: Oh my god, just k*ll me!

Daquavis: Just k*ll me, please!

Daquavis: Just k*ll me, please! Dream: So like, I really don't think you're even worth k*lling.

Dream: So like, I really don't think you're even worth k*lling.

Dream: Like, it actually might be more worth it to just leave you here...

Dream: Like, it actually might be more worth it to just leave you here... Daquavis: [sighs] Dream: Like, it actually might be more worth it to just leave you here...

Dream: And go on my own like, merry way, and then uh..

Dream: And go on my own like, merry way, and then uh.. Daquavis: [yells] Daquavis: [yells] Daquavis: Just k*ll me, bro.

Daquavis: Please just k*ll me.

Daquavis: Please k*ll me. Dream: Well, I don't really want to k*ll you.

Dream: Well, I don't really want to k*ll you. Daquavis: Please k*ll me - Please Dream: Well, I don't really want to k*ll you.

Dream: I'm not sure if I want to k*ll you.

Dream: I'm still thinking about it.

Dream: Because, I mean, you have iron armor.

Dream: I really don't think... The only thing you could have that I would want is food.

Dream: I don't think you have much food.

Dream: So, like...

Daquavis: I hate you so much like I actually hate you, bro.

Dream: What do you have in your inventory?

Dream: Let's brainstorm it together.

Daquavis: Shut up or I'm not talking to you.

Dream: No, just come on.

Dream: What do you have in your inventory?

Daquavis: [mocking voice] Dream: Let's brainstorm it.

Daquavis: I have this axe.

Daquavis: This iron axe right here and I'm going to use it to k*ll you.

Dream: Okay.

Dream: If I leave you here... Oh, God.

Dream: That's actually... Oh, that's not good.

Dream: That's actually... Oh, that's not good - Um Dream: If I leave you here... I feel like it's worth it because I feel like the amount of time you'll spend getting more stuff... You're going to have to get stuff anyway.

Dream: You're going to get more stuff anyway.

Dream: All right.

Dream: I'll see you later.

Daquavis: I hate you so much.

Dream: I can go right up to the surface through here.

Daquavis: You're such a loser, bro.

Daquavis: You're actually a weirdo for that, like.

Daquavis: I feel just like...

Daquavis: Sick to my stomach.

Daquavis: I feel like I just got manhandled, bro like...

Daquavis: I feel like I just got manhandled, bro like... Dream: [scoffs] Daquavis: I feel like I just got manhandled, bro like... Dream: [scoffs] - It happens to the best of us, and the worst of us, but the best of us as well Dream: [scoffs] - It happens to the best of us, and the worst of us, but the best of us as well Daquavis: Bro, oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Finally, it breaks.

Daquavis: Holy crap.

Daquavis: That took so long.

Dream: That's actually... not ideal.

Dream: I may have made a little bit of a mistake, actually.

Dream: Okay.

Dream: Okay - Alright Dream: Oh, you're up.

Dream: Hello.

Dream: Okay, so maybe I should have k*lled you, I guess.

Dream: Okay, so maybe I should have k*lled you, I guess. Daquavis: I'm getting my revenge on you, bro.

Daquavis: I'm getting my revenge on you, bro.

Chapter : Overworld progression

Dream: Um...

Daquavis: I am not letting that slide.

Daquavis: You're actually dead.

Dream: Oh god.

Daquavis: Oh, you're actually dead.

Dream: I guess I should have probably just fought you right now, but now I just took some damage.

Daquavis: [sighs] Dream: [sighs] Dream: [sighs] - All right Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: Wait, if I go, I'm going to go in the river and I have a boat...

Dream: But you get in the back of my boat!

Dream: No, no, no, don't get the back of my boat.

Dream: Wait, you can't because I have a chest boat.

Daquavis: I hate you so much.

Daquavis: I actually hate you, bro, like I'm... Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Dream: I'm like just reading play by play.

Daquavis: I'm never talking to you again after this video is done, bro.

Daquavis: I'm never talking to you again after this video is done, bro. Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Dream: All right, sayonara.

Dream: Look, you're gonna have to talk to me when I'm giving you like my banking details for you to make the payment.

Daquavis: [mocking noises] Dream: We can go for a little pit stop here.

Daquavis: Why are there no freaking animals?

Dream: Oh, well.

Daquavis: Oh, you're k*lling them all.

Daquavis: You're getting shot at by skeletons.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Come here, Dream.

Dream: How are you catching me?

Dream: You're not fast.

Dream: Wait, is the chest boat slower?

Dream: Wait, is the chest boat slower? Daquavis: Faster.

Daquavis: Faster.

Daquavis: Yeah, it's slowing you down, bro.

Dream: Wait, is chest boat actually slower?

Dream: Like, because it's bigger?

Daquavis: No.

Dream: It actually might be.

Daquavis: I don't think so.

Dream: It actually could be.

Dream: You're, like, faster than me.

Dream: You're, like, faster than me. Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: It's not.

Daquavis: I'm just more talented than you...

Daquavis: I'm just more talented than you... Dream: Okay.

Daquavis: At driving boats.

Daquavis: Remember the skills challenge ice boat race?

Daquavis: Remember that?

Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: Oh, you gotta be low.

Daquavis: You gotta be low.

Daquavis: Oh, I'm taking your boat.

Daquavis: Oh, I'm taking your boat - Oh, sh**t Daquavis: [screams] Daquavis: No, no, no, no.

Daquavis: I got your boat.

Dream: All right, take the boat.

Daquavis: Yes.

Daquavis: Now you can have the chest, bro.

Daquavis: I don't even care.

Dream: Ooh.

Dream: hat's actually kind of useful.

Dream: Stick kind of by the ocean.

Dream: So what I want to do is... I want to just keep going further away.

Dream: That way you- when I k*ll you, you respawn back at spawn.

Daquavis: Mmm, you're not gonna k*ll me.

Dream: Okay.

Dream: I do have like a lot more armor Daquavis: Cap, cap, cap, cap.

Dream: Okay. Daquavis: What's up?

Daquavis: Oh, I see what you're doing.

Daquavis: No, no, no. Dream: Yeah, I was- Dream: I thought I'd go k*ll that pig, but you actually gave me just enough time because you waited.

Daquavis: Oh!

Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: I didn't know it was a chess boat.

Daquavis: I didn't know it was a chess boat.

Daquavis: I didn't know it was a chess boat. Dream: It's a chess boat.

Daquavis: I didn't know it was a chess boat. Dream: It's a chess boat - You can't get into it Dream: It's a chess boat - You can't get into it Dream: It's a chess boat - You can't get into it Daquavis: Oh, my God.

Dream: [laughs] Dream: I don't know what you're doing.

Dream: Like, a lot of times you disappear from my screen and I have no idea what you're doing.

Daquavis: I know what you're doing.

Dream: What am I doing?

Daquavis: Running on sand.

Dream: Oh, I see you.

Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Okay.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: So you see me.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Oh, it's a shipwreck.

Daquavis: Interesting.

Dream: I think I'll get the shipwreck.

Daquavis: I'm gonna go for it.

Daquavis: That's what you want in life.

Daquavis: You really wanna die.

Dream: Well that's kind of nice.

Daquavis: Hey, buddy.

Daquavis: You're dead.

Daquavis: You're actually dead here. Dream: Did I not get...

Dream: Did I not get...

Dream: Hmm.

Dream: Hmm. Daquavis: Yes!

Dream: Hmm. Daquavis: Yes! x Daquavis: Where'd my dolphin go?

Daquavis: Come back, dolphin, please!

Dream: Oh, you had a dolphin.

Daquavis: How'd you think I was so fast?

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Nah, bro.

Daquavis: If I would've had the dolphin for a couple more seconds.

Dream: Sure, I'll get another shipwreck.

Dream: I'm happy with that.

Daquavis: You're so weird.

Dream: [scoffs] Dream: Okay, that's kind of interesting, I guess.

Dream: Wait, what?

Dream: Huh?

Daquavis: Please, please, please.

Daquavis: You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Dream: Are you trying to use, like, pufferfish?

Daquavis: You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

Daquavis: You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Oh!

Dream: Drown!

Daquavis: I'm not drowning.

Daquavis: Hey, how are you not- How are you not drowning?

Daquavis: Hey, how are you not- How are you not drowning? - The heck?

Dream: You were trying to spam pufferfish on me?

Dream: It almost worked, but it didn't.

Dream: It almost worked, but it didn't. Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: It almost worked, but it didn't.

Dream: I have more armor than you as well.

Daquavis: [inhales] Daquavis: [inhales] Dream: Oh god.

Daquavis: Bro.

Daquavis: Oh, you have cooked food.

Daquavis: Oh, you have cooked food - I'm cooked Dream: Oh god. x Dream: Oh god. x Daquavis: Why do you have two different helmets?

Daquavis: Why do you have two different helmets?

Daquavis: Oh!

Daquavis: Please, please!

Daquavis: [yells] Daquavis: How am I not hitting- There we go.

Dream: Hm.

Daquavis: Come here.

Daquavis: Come on, let's end this right here.

Daquavis: Come on.

Daquavis: Why are you running away?

Dream: I need to run, I'm low.

Daquavis: [sighs] Daquavis: Where are you going?

Daquavis: Wait, why are you switching- Dream: [laughs] Dream: Wait, look, I can...

Daquavis: Why do you keep switching your helmets?

Dream: Look, I can live forever down here.

Daquavis: Why did you go, bro?

Daquavis: You're so weird.

Dream: Come down.

Daquavis: Nah.

Daquavis: I am down here.

Daquavis: I'm not going to drown.

Daquavis: I'm just going to keep water bucketing.

Dream: What?

Daquavis: Oh, you're dead.

Daquavis: You're dead.

Daquavis: You're actually dead, buddy.

Dream: I mean, you're going to run out of air, and I'm not.

Daquavis: Alright, chill, chill, chill. Dream: You have to waterbuck, and I don't.

Daquavis: Alright, chill, chill, chill.

Daquavis: Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Dream: Alright, bye-bye.

Dream: Alright, bye-bye - You're dead Dream: Alright, bye-bye - You're dead - Wait, what?

Dream: I just got glitched.

Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: No!

Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: Nah. Dream: I was just standing- sitting behind you.

Dream: I was just standing- sitting behind you.

Dream: Wait.

Dream: Wait. Daquavis: I was on half a heart and I had one bubble.

Daquavis: I was on half a heart and I had one bubble.

Dream: Wait, you have nothing.

Dream: Your inventory is full of a whole bunch of nothing.

Dream: Um.

Dream: I kinda want- You have no food either.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, I'm all the way back at spawn, bro.

Dream: Wait, you want to see something even crazier?

Daquavis: I can't- Like, how am I supposed to see it, bro.

Dream: Wait, where was it?

Dream: This is actually one of the craziest things that's ever happened in a manhunt.

Daquavis: Really, yeah, I'm sure buddy.

Dream: No, no, no.

Dream: I'm being for real.

Dream: Wait, what?

Daquavis: What?

Dream: Oh, you're here.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Oh, you are such an idiot.

Dream: Oh, you are such an idiot. Daquavis: [laughs] - No!

Daquavis: [laughs] - No!

Daquavis: No! x Daquavis: Leave me alone, bro!

Dream: Where's your bed?

Daquavis: Ah.

Daquavis: Don't worry about where my bed is.

Dream: Can I see where you respawned?

Daquavis: No, no, no.

Daquavis: Don't come up here. Dream: I don't see your name.

Dream: I don't see your name.

Daquavis: No, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Daquavis: No, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Dream: I don't see your name. x Daquavis: Chill, chill, chill.

Daquavis: You just stay in that little cave.

Daquavis: Dude, there's no point in coming- Okay, yes- Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: Wait.

Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: Wait. x Dream: [gasps] - Oh my god!

Dream: [gasps] - Oh my god!

Daquavis: Follow it.

Daquavis: How'd you get in?

Daquavis: Wait.

Daquavis: You're in the...

Dream: [laughs] Dream: Oh my god!

Daquavis: No, you're cheating.

Daquavis: Wait, what?

Daquavis: Wait, what? Dream: [gasps] Dream: Yeah, I used- I had x-ray.

Daquavis: Wait, actually, what the...

Daquavis: Bro, how did...

Daquavis: Wait, you found the stronghold?

Dream: Yep.

Daquavis: That's...

Chapter : Finding the stronghold

Daquavis: You haven't even been to... Wait, what?

Daquavis: Bro, what?

Daquavis: Wait, did you just come across this randomly?

Daquavis: Or did you have a... Couldn't even have an eye.

Daquavis: Wait, how did you find this?

Dream: It was Dream luck.

Daquavis: I'm k*lling you, bro.

Dream: I mean, you can just keep respawning. Nothing's gonna- you can't really do anything.

Dream: I mean, you can just keep respawning. Nothing's gonna- you can't really do anything. Daquavis: Well, I just wanted to come see what was down here.

Daquavis: Well, I just wanted to come see what was down here.

Daquavis: You can k*ll me.

Daquavis: I'm just gonna go get OP stuff.

Daquavis: Like, you haven't even gone to the nether yet.

Daquavis: I'm chilling.

Dream: Well yeah, but, you know how I'm gonna go to the nether?

Daquavis: [sighs] Daquavis: I'm sure I can...

Daquavis: Ugh.

Dream: That's so funny! I just swam down into the cave and literally just saw uh like...

Dream: Like, uh... Stone brick.

Daquavis: Nah, bro.

Dream: No, I swear to God! That's what happened.

Daquavis: I still got plenty of time.

Daquavis: I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.

Daquavis: Ooh, I don't even have to find land.

Daquavis: I found a shipwreck that's above the ocean.

Dream: Shipwrecks are pretty OP.

Dream: So, um, I do think that you'll be back sooner rather than later, but...

Daquavis: Like, so stupid.

Dream: I will agree, it's reasonably stupid.

Daquavis: That's, like, the luckiest thing that's ever happened, bro.

Dream: Um...

Dream: [gasps] Dream: Okay.

Dream: That's actually reasonable, I feel like.

Daquavis: Hey, bro, how... Why is it saying no players to track?

Dream: Because I'm in the nether.

Daquavis: Wait, is the compass broken?

Daquavis: How did... How am I supposed to know where you... Where to go?

Dream: Oh, so it's the last place you tracked.

Dream: It's probably where my portal is.

Daquavis: It doesn't go anywhere, the compass points to nowhere.

Daquavis: Dude, I don't even know if i know how to get back to my- oh my god.

Dream: Hmm. Daquavis: I'm not gonna be able to get back to my bed and like, where i saw you last like- oh wait i found it actually. But still, what?

Daquavis: So you made a nether portal in the stronghold? Okay, oh my gosh, you're so weird.

Daquavis: [sighs] Daquavis: Aye yai yai.

Chapter : Nether confrontation

Dream: Ooh. Dream: I'm just going to kind of let you keep, you know, like, malding.

Daquavis: Let me keep what?

Dream: Malding.

Dream: Like, you're like, you're angry.

Daquavis: What does that even mean?

Daquavis: I think I'm more like, depressed.

Dream: Are you mad at me?

Dream: I can't even tell if you're mad at me or not.

Daquavis: You know, I actually wasn't mad until you said that, like, why would you?

Dream: Well, I mean I wasn't talking about you, but like sure you can as well you can answer me...

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: I was talking to like, the piglins that are here, but...

Dream: I was talking to like, the piglins that are here, but...

Daquavis: Dude, I'm getting my iron and I have to get all of it from an underwater cave.

Daquavis: So it's just so terrible mining this right now.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Dream: I don't think I want to do...

Dream: Trades.

Daquavis: Ooo.

Daquavis: Wait, you might be cooked, you might be.

Daquavis: You might be cooked.

Daquavis: Oh!

Daquavis: Oh nah, wait.

Daquavis: Nah, it's actually over for you.

Dream: And that's going to be a while, but...

Dream: Well, that's actually not what I meant to do, but...

Dream: That works.

Dream: Um.

Daquavis: How many pearls do you have right now?

Dream: Uh.

Dream: Mmm...

Dream: I mean...

Daquavis: Why did it take you so long to think about the answer?

Daquavis: Why did it take you so long to think about the answer? Dream: Enough.

Daquavis: Why did it take you so long to think about the answer?

Dream: Enough pearls.

Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Well...

Daquavis: Okay, okay.

Daquavis: I'm feeling.. feeling pretty confident right now.

Dream: Oh god.

Dream: I don't- I don't know why you would feel confident. It feels very like...

Dream: I don't know... Stupid to feel confident, but...

Daquavis: Maybe I have plans.

Dream: Yeah, I have more obsidian i can trap you with, Daquavis: Can you, like, actually not put that part in the video, bro?

Daquavis: Can you, like, actually not put that part in the video, bro? - Like, please Dream: [laughs] Dream: Yeah, I'll just cut it out.

Dream: I'll just put it only on TikTok.

Daquavis: Oh, don't put on anything, bro.

Daquavis: Oh, don't put on anything, bro - Like Daquavis: It's over for me if you post that.

Dream: And the good thing is that, like...

Dream: I'll know as soon as I need to, like- Dream: Pay attention because you'll just get...

Dream: Like... A big achievement that it pastes in chat and tells me.

Daquavis: Really?

Dream: But yeah, I'll say that you went to the nether.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Interesting theory.

Dream: That's not really a theory, but...

Dream: It's fine, I'll let you try and be like, mysterious.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Oh, Dream.

Dream: Oh, there you go.

Dream: There's the achievement I was talking about.

Daquavis: Finally, the compass worked.

Daquavis: That was so bad.

Daquavis: Oh!

Daquavis: How's that bastion treating you?

Dream: It's treating me pretty good, actually.

Daquavis: How'd you get over there?

Daquavis: Oh.

Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: Gosh! Please tell me i got lava, please don't- Dream: Oh, what?

Daquavis: Gosh! Please tell me i got lava, please don't- Dream: Oh, you're kidding me.

Daquavis: I actually don't know if i got your lava.

Dream: You didn't.

Daquavis: Nah, I can tell you're lying. I definitely got it.

Daquavis: Come here, Dream!

Dream: Oh my god, you're playing like Ring Around the Rosie.

Dream: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: No!

Dream: Wait, what?

Dream: Where's your shield?

Dream: You have no shield?

Dream: Oh, well, you're dead.

Daquavis: Oh no, I'm gonna die! Oh my gosh! Dream: Wait.

Daquavis: Oh no, I'm gonna die! Oh my gosh!

Dream: Huh?

Dream: You drink a fire res?

Daquavis: I stole it from you.

Daquavis: Let's go!

Dream: How long does your fire res last?

Daquavis: minutes.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Oh.

Daquavis: I just busted.

Daquavis: Oh, thanks for saving me.

Daquavis: Oh, thanks for saving me. Dream: Oh, there you are.

Dream: Oh.

Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: Oh, you got- knocked me out.

Daquavis: Alright, I think I'm gonna go ahead and...

Daquavis: Alright, I think I'm gonna go ahead and... Dream: Come here, Daquavis.

Dream: Come here, Daquavis.

Daquavis: Nah, nah, nah.

Daquavis: I don't want to fight in the lava.

Daquavis: That's kind of weird.

Dream: [inhales] Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] x Daquavis: Oh, you're so weird.

Daquavis: Why are you going back? Oh...

Dream: I ate a golden apple.

Daquavis: No, there's no way.

Daquavis: You have to be lying.

Daquavis: No way you got a gold apple. Dream: No.

Daquavis: No way you got a gold apple.

Daquavis: Nah, I'm out, bro.

Daquavis: I'm out.

Dream: Come here, Daquavis.

Dream: As soon as you're dead, this is over.

Daquavis: Ugh! Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: Oh, oh, bye-bye.

Dream: Oh, oh, bye-bye.

Dream: Oh, you're in the lava.

Dream: You better hope you have a lot of fire res left, because mine only has a minute, and I think I drank mine after you.

Dream: You better hope you have a lot of fire res left, because mine only has a minute, and I think I drank mine after you. Daquavis: Nah...

Dream: You better hope you have a lot of fire res left, because mine only has a minute, and I think I drank mine after you.

Daquavis: I got plenty of fire res.

Daquavis: Don't even worry about it.

Daquavis: I don't have a pickaxe though.

Dream: [gasps] Dream: Oh, you better have plenty of fire res.

Daquavis: Oof.

Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh. Dream: How?

Dream: How are you out of my reach?

Dream: How?

Dream: [gasps] Dream: Oh my god.

Daquavis: It appears I lost you.

Dream: Yep, you did lose me.

Dream: Where oh where...

Dream: Did...

Dream: Daquavius go?

Dream: I actually don't know where you went.

Dream: Oh I think I actually, I can see where you went because you left a little trail for me.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Come here, Dream!

Daquavis: You're dead, you're dead, you're dead! Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Oh!

Daquavis: Hmm.

Daquavis: Not in- how- where'd you get that from, bro?

Daquavis: Nah, you're a weirdo.

Dream: Hmm.

Daquavis: Hmm...

Daquavis: Hmm - [gasps] Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: So aren't I supposed to be hunting you?

Daquavis: Like, what's going on here?

Dream: Yeah, I'm not hunting you, I'm just...

Daquavis: It kind of feels like you are.

Daquavis: You want to, you know, get back to running?

Dream: Um... Dream: I think I'm going to head right on up here.

Daquavis: Alright, you do that.

Daquavis: I'll just be chilling down here.

Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Oh, I thought this was the edge.

Dream: Oh, you can get an Enderman.

Daquavis: Ooh.

Daquavis: Ooh. Dream: That's kind of why I wanted to come up here, is to get Enderman.

Dream: That's kind of why I wanted to come up here, is to get Enderman.

Dream: You, sir.

Dream: Oh, what?

Dream: Oh, I saw you, Daquavis.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: There you are.

Daquavis: Oh, it looks like I got a teammate. Dream: There's an Enderman, though.

Daquavis: I got a teammate.

Daquavis: Uh-oh!

Daquavis: Oh, you're cooked.

Daquavis: Wait, you're cooked.

Daquavis: Come here, Dream!

Daquavis: No.

Daquavis: Wait, you're dead.

Daquavis: You're dead.

Daquavis: Surely you're dead.

Daquavis: There's no way you have...

Daquavis: Bro, what do you have?

Daquavis: I don't want to fight anywhere near lava, bro.

Daquavis: I don't want to fight anywhere near lava, bro - I don't Daquavis: Who knows how many fire pots you have.

Dream: I really don't like this terrain, but...

Daquavis: Yeah, I don't either, so like, maybe chill out for a second.

Dream: Alright, let me just...

Dream: Alright, let me just... Daquavis: Yeah, run away.

Daquavis: Run away, run away.

Daquavis: How you still fire res?

Daquavis: How you still fire res? Dream: Oh, you're joking.

Dream: Oh, you're joking.

Daquavis: Oh, yes!

Daquavis: Come on, Enderman.

Daquavis: Teamwork.

Daquavis: Teamwork!

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: Oh, what?

Daquavis: [laughs] - Come here, Dream! Dream: Oh, what? - Oh Daquavis: [laughs] - Come here, Dream!

Daquavis: You're dead.

Daquavis: You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

Daquavis: Surely you're- no!

Daquavis: Yes! Get him Enderman and piglin! You're dead! Give me my money! Why's he mad at me?

Daquavis: No, no, no, no, oh my gosh, you're so weird, bro, you're actually a weirdo.

Daquavis: This Enderman's gonna get you, like... What are you gonna do in this situation?

Dream: I mean, the Enderman's like one hit probably.

Daquavis: What- Daquavis: [yells] Dream: You're like invincible.

Daquavis: Please.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Ah!

Dream: Oh, wait, what? Dream: [gasps]

Daquavis: He's- Daquavis: He's- - Please Dream: Oh my God.

Dream: Wait, what?

Daquavis: What- What just happened?

Daquavis: What- What just happened? Dream: [inhales] Daquavis: Wait, you're dead.

Daquavis: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro.

Dream: Oh my god.

Daquavis: What even happ- was that gravel?

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh. Dream: The gravel, like, uh, like, fell.

Dream: The gravel, like, uh, like, fell.

Daquavis: What the heck?

Daquavis: No, I can't even lie, that was cool.

Dream: That is so dumb.

Daquavis: Bro, why can't you just die?

Dream: I didn't even know you were behind me.

Dream: I don't know how I didn't...

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Where's the little worm at?

Dream: I'm being a little worm.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: How'd you know, bro?

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh. Dream: Oh, and you're so dead.

Dream: Oh, and you're so dead.

Daquavis: No, no, no, no, no, no. Dream: Come here, Daquavis.

Daquavis: Let's talk about this, let's talk about this, let's talk about this, let's talk about this, let's talk about this.

Daquavis: No, no, no.

Daquavis: Okay, yeah.

Daquavis: Wait, an Enderman's mad at you.

Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: Um...

Dream: Okay, well.

Daquavis: Come on, come on, come on.

Daquavis: Please.

Daquavis: Please - Agh! Dream: Alright.

Daquavis: Please - Agh!

Dream: Oh, there you are.

Daquavis: What are you talking about?

Dream: It's the Enderman, he didn't drop a pearl though, unfortunately.

Dream: There's another one.

Daquavis: Come get my pearl.

Dream: Might not need it.

Dream: Oh, this guy dropped a pearl.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, I need food so bad.

Dream: k*ll the piglins, they give you rotten flesh.

Daquavis: That's like... Brain rot.

Dream: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] x Dream: [gasps] x Daquavis: Please, please! Please die, please die!

Daquavis: Please, please! Please die, please die!

Dream: Oh my god!

Dream: Oh my god! Daquavis: Oh my gosh, no! Why are you so hard to k*ll? Just die!

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, no! Why are you so hard to k*ll? Just die!

Daquavis: I've almost k*lled you a million times!

Daquavis: Alright, I'm breaking these spawners, bro. Screw you. Like...

Dream: Oh please, just do not do that.

Dream: That would- literally all that would do is be annoying.

Daquavis: Ooh, look what I got!

Daquavis: Look what I got, Dream!

Daquavis: Okay, you have to be somewhat low from...

Daquavis: Surely.

Daquavis: All right, all right.

Daquavis: All right, all right - Chill, bro Daquavis: All right, all right - Chill, bro - Chill Dream: Hmm.

Daquavis: And another big X. Atleast I got my arrow back.

Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: Okay, well.

Daquavis: Why is it chasing me?

Dream: Come here!

Daquavis: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chill.

Daquavis: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chill. Dream: I guess I'll leave you be, for now.

Dream: I guess I'll leave you be, for now.

Daquavis: Yeah, run away. Dream: This blaze is more important, but I got a hot tourist destination- I'm a tourist!

Chapter : Preparing for the end

Daquavis: Hey.

Dream: Oh, well.

Dream: Oh, well. Daquavis: Oh, you're dead.

Dream: Oh, well. Daquavis: Oh, you're dead - You're dead Daquavis: Can I place this?

Daquavis: Can I palce this?

Daquavis: No, I'm on fire!

Daquavis: [grunts] Daquavis: Why do you have a gold apple?

Daquavis: Oh my gosh. Dream: I have tons of gold apples.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Daquavis: No, you don't, liar.

Dream: Oh, well, bye-bye.

Daquavis: [sighs] Daquavis: [sighs] Dream: Bye-bye!

Dream: Bye-bye!

Dream: I'll take that crossbow.

Dream: I actually like the idea of a crossbow.

Dream: I don't know if that's quite-I won't be c*ck and say that's GG because I just don't want to bring that energy to me, but...

Daquavis: [sighs] x Daquavis: Hey, I got a couple surprises up my sleeve still, so...

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, why is there...

Dream: [incoherent counting] Dream: Oh wait, I'm stupid.

Dream: I don't even need... Oh, I'm... Okay, I'm... Yeah, I'm... Okay, well.

Dream: Okay.

Daquavis: [growl] Dream: This is...

Dream: Great.

Daquavis: Ooh.

Daquavis: Ooh - Is he shot? Dream: Diamonds? Wow, wait, you have diamonds? No way! What'll I ever think- That's- I'm dead.

Daquavis: I actually hate you so much, bro.

Dream: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: Like, why do you have to be so mean to me?

Daquavis: Like, why do you have to be so mean to me?

Dream: I'm not mean! How is that mean? I'm celebrating your achievement!

Daquavis: I can tell you're being sarcastic, bro.

Daquavis: I can tell you're being sarcastic, bro. Dream: You had it- You had an achievement in chat! It's actually incredible!

Dream: You had it- You had an achievement in chat! It's actually incredible!

Daquavis: You're just being so sarcastic.

Dream: I will say, this has been fun Daquavis. This has been real fun.

Daquavis: This has been fun moments.

Daquavis: I would agree with saying that.

Daquavis: Fun overall?

Daquavis: Meh.

Daquavis: Yes!

Daquavis: Now I'm winning this.

Dream: I feel like you're very bipolar.

Dream: You keep going between thinking you're going to win and thinking you're going to lose.

Dream: I've thought I'm going to win pretty much the entire time.

Dream: I actually did not write down the coords to the portal, but I'm pretty sure I know where it is.

Daquavis: So you're going back to the portal.

Dream: Oh, I'm not saying I'm doing that yet.

Dream: I'm just saying like I...

Daquavis: I think you just said...

Dream: We're friends.

Daquavis: No, we're not.

Dream: Not you, Daquavis.

Dream: I was talking to the piglin.

Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: [laughs] Dream: So much food is used when you're like, I don't know, traveling.

Daquavis: I feel you, brother.

Daquavis: I feel you.

Dream: So much food.

Daquavis: Amen.

Daquavis: Amen. x Dream: [scoffs] Daquavis: Amen, brother.

Daquavis: Oh my god, there's so many diamonds!

Dream: I feel like I'm at least twice as locked in as usual.

Daquavis: You need to be when you're fighting someone of my caliber.

Dream: You need to be when you're fighting for K.

Daquavis: Nah, it's just me.

Daquavis: Look behind you.

Daquavis: Did you look?

Dream: [laughs] Dream: I might have.

Daquavis: You looked.

Daquavis: Yeah, you did.

Dream: I might have. x Dream: I might have. x Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: [laughs] Daquavis: Got him!

Chapter : The final battle

Daquavis: Alright, I'm gonna go k*ll the ender dragon.

Daquavis: Alright, I'm gonna go k*ll the ender dragon - See ya Dream: [scoffs] Dream: Alright, good luck.

Dream: I don't know if you can.

Dream: Have you ever done that?

Daquavis: [mocking noises] Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: Wait, you're actually cooked.

Daquavis: Nah, I won, bro.

Daquavis: [laughs] Dream: How?

Daquavis: Why would I tell you?

Dream: I don't know, because you seem pretty giddy with excitement.

Dream: I don't know, because you seem pretty giddy with excitement. Daquavis: [inhales] Dream: Don't you want to share that excitement?

Daquavis: [laugths] Daquavis: [laugths] Dream: Um.

Daquavis: This is gonna win me a $k bro.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Dream: Oh, okay.

Dream: Oh, okay - Sweet Daquavis: I'm just gonna sit here at your Nether portal...

Daquavis: And wait.

Dream: Oh, there we go.

Dream: Okay.

Dream: All right.

Dream: Um... Hm...

Daquavis: Walking on the fighting side.

Dream: Oh god.

Daquavis: You're dead. Dream: Oh god - [inhales] Daquavis: Die!

Dream: Oh well, you're in.

Daquavis: Yeah, come in.

Daquavis: Yeah, come in - Come in Daquavis: Find out what happens.

Dream: Actually, maybe now that you're in the end...

Daquavis: No, no, no, no.

Daquavis: Don't play this game, bro.

Daquavis: Don't play this game, bro - Come on - Just go through the portal Dream: Well wait, look.

Dream: No, now you're stuck in the end.

Dream: No, now you're stuck in the end. Daquavis: Go through the portal, bro.

Dream: No, now you're stuck in the end.

Dream: [inhales] Dream: You're stuck in the end!

Daquavis: Why are you so weird, bro?

Daquavis: Just go through the- Dream: [laughs] Dream: I can just go like- Dream: I'll go- You had some diamond- Dream: I can go mine some diamonds, I can like find where your bed is and break it, I can...

Dream: Or you can k*ll yourself right now if you want- Dream: But like...

Dream: That's the only way you're gonna get out of this, because like you can't- Dream: That's the only way you're gonna get out of this, because like you can't- Daquavis: Doesn't matter, bro.

Daquavis: Doesn't even matter. Dream: You can't even go back, you have to k*ll the dragon.

Dream: You can't even go back, you have to k*ll the dragon.

Daquavis: Alright, I'll k*ll the dragon and I'll win. Dream: Like...

Daquavis: Alright, I'll k*ll the dragon and I'll win.

Daquavis: Fine.

Dream: I mean, you'll lose if you k*ll the dragon, because I'll win.

Daquavis: Why are you so weird, bro?

Daquavis: Like, just... Dream: How is it weird? You went through the portal! Like I- That's I know that that's just the game mechanic, you can't even come back! Dream: How is it weird? You went through the portal! Like I- That's I know that that's just the game mechanic, you can't even come back!

Daquavis: I don't like you as a person.

Daquavis: I don't like you as a person. Dream: [laughs] Daquavis: I want you to know that.

Dream: Well, look.

Dream: [inhales] Dream: It's fine, just i'm gonna be getting...

Dream: Full diamond armor.

Dream: And then...

Dream: And then... Daquavis: [mocking noises] Daquavis: [mocking noises] Dream: Have- I guess have fun in the, uh.

Dream: Have fun in the end.

Daquavis: Mmm, yeah, I'm sure.

Dream: [inhales] Daquavis: Oh my gosh!

Daquavis: Oh my gosh! x Daquavis: No!

Dream: Oh wait. Okay. Well, that- Daquavis: What is happening?

Daquavis: Wait, you're dead. Daquavis: Yes!

Daquavis: Yes! x Daquavis: You're dead!

Daquavis: You're dead! - Yes!

Daquavis: Please! Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Please!

Daquavis: How are you not dead?

Daquavis: You're dead.

Daquavis: You're dead. x Daquavis: I won.

Dream: Oh my god!

Daquavis: What?

Daquavis: Where'd you... Did you pearl somewhere?

Daquavis: What?

Daquavis: Where did you go?

Daquavis: Where did you go? - Wait Daquavis: Oh my god.

Dream: Oh my god, that was so stupid of me.

Dream: I don't even know why I did that.

Dream: I was- that was so reckless.

Dream: I was- that was so reckless. Daquavis: Bro.

Daquavis: Are you underneath the... Oh my god.

Daquavis: I think I see netherrack down there.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro.

Daquavis: I thought I won.

Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: Die!

Daquavis: Please!

Daquavis: Please! x Daquavis: Oh my!

Daquavis: Oh my! - No!

Daquavis: Um...

Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: Oh well.

Daquavis: Come here, Dream!

Daquavis: Agh!

Daquavis: How'd I miss?

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, bro.

Dream: Oh my god, okay.

Dream: I feel like I'm just being so quiet because I'm just so like, locked in.

Daquavis: I have a sharp four diamond axe by the way, I don't know if I told you that.

Daquavis: So you're actually cooked.

Daquavis: So you're actually cooked - You're cooked Dream: Oh well.

Daquavis: You're dead!

Daquavis: Ah. Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] - Please!

Dream: Oh my god.

Dream: Oh my god. Daquavis: Wha- Daquavis: Oh my gosh.

Dream: Um...

Daquavis: Oh my god.

Daquavis: Why is this dragon k*lling me?

Daquavis: Oh my god.

Dream: You did my job for me!

Dream: You did my job for me! Daquavis: Oh.

Dream: Um... Okay.

Dream: Well, okay.

Dream: I don't like this.

Daquavis: I do, come here.

Dream: Um...

Dream: Okay, I really don't like this.

Daquavis: No, no. Oh my gosh, I just got up here, bro.

Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: Yes!

Daquavis: How are we at- Daquavis: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

Daquavis: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dream: Oh god.

Daquavis: What is this dragon doing?

Daquavis: Get off me!

Daquavis: Holy crap.

Dream: [inhales] Dream: [inhales] Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] - Oh my gosh Daquavis: [groans] Daquavis: I need more pearls.

Daquavis: Ooh, ooh.

Daquavis: Where did that pearl go, bro?

Daquavis: Oh, what are you doing, bro?

Daquavis: Stop being weird.

Daquavis: Stop being weird, please.

Daquavis: Oh my gosh, you stupid Enderman.

Daquavis: Alright, that's it.

Daquavis: Please land, please land, please land.

Daquavis: No!

Dream: Not even- Not even close.

Dream: Not even- Not even close. Daquavis: Really?

Daquavis: It looked like it was so close.

Dream: Oh, dragon's perching.

Daquavis: Please, please.

Daquavis: What?

Daquavis: What? - Yes Dream: Ha!

Dream: You missed.

Dream: You missed. Daquavis: [groans] Daquavis: [groans] Daquavis: Oh, what is happening, bro?

Dream: That was clever.

Dream: That was a clever little trick, Daquavis! But the dragon's gonna die.

Dream: That was a clever little trick, Daquavis! But the dragon's gonna die. Daquavis: [mumbling] Daquavis: [mumbling] Dream: Oh, well that's...

Dream: Please!

Dream: [gasps] Dream: Oh my god!

Daquavis: No!

Daquavis: Are you su- Daquavis: Are you su- Dream: Oh well that's it, that's it!

Dream: Oh well that's it, that's it!

Dream: There's no more time!

Dream: Oh, well, actually...

Dream: Oh come on, come on.

Dream: Oh no! I can't- I can't- Dream: Please, please!

Dream: No! When it's perched, I can't sh**t it!

Dream: As soon as the dragon's up, Daquavis!

Dream: This is it!

Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: You're dead! Dream: Ah!

Dream: Ah! Daquavis: You're dead! x Dream: Ah!

Daquavis: [gasps] Dream: [gasps] - Oh my God!

Dream: [gasps] - Oh my God!

Dream: [gasps] - Oh my God! Daquavis: Dream!

Daquavis: Dream!

Daquavis: Dream! - You're dead!

Dream: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] Daquavis: [gasps] - No! Dream: [gasps] x Daquavis: No, no, no, no!

Daquavis: Please!

Daquavis: Please! x Daquavis: No!

Dream: [gasps] x Dream: Yes!

Dream: Yes! Daquavis: No! x Daquavis: No! x Dream: [inhales] Daquavis: No! x Dream: [inhales] - Yes!

Dream: [inhales] - Yes!

Dream: Yes! x Daquavis: [groans] Dream: Yes! x Dream: Oh my God!

Daquavis: GG bro, GG.

Dream: Oh my God, GG.