03x23 - Feline Flash Mob

[bunniefuu]

[tires squeal]

[theme music playing]

♪ Bam, Buff, and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning Bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbo-charged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels ♪

♪ Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ They look great in black ♪

-♪ Batwheels ♪
-♪ Hop in the back ♪

[Bam] Feline flash mob.

[cat yowling]

[woman chuckles]

[cat yowls]

[gasps] That cat stole
my diamond necklace!

Oh, no!

[socialite] And
he brought friends.

[hisses]

[cats yowling]

Let's go, Batwheels.

What?

[cat yowls]

Hey!

Huh?

[yowling]

[meows]

Whoa.

[triumphant music playing]

Thank you, but...
you're not Batman.

No, ma'am. I'm his buddy
from the Justice League,

the Flash.

You know, fewer Batarangs,
more super-speed.

Can you believe it?

That red blur is the Flash.

He's so fast.

Greetings, Flash.
I'm Batman's Batcomputer,

-and these are--
-Ooh, his Bat-rides, right?

They're, like, robots on wheels
or something.

They're vehicles
on auto-control.

I call them the Batwheels.

Oh, yeah. Batman mentioned them
when he said,

[deep growly voice] "Look after
Gotham while I'm away."

[normal voice] So, what exactly
can these Bat-buggies do?

For one thing,
they could use their Bat-tech

to help you figure out why cats
are suddenly stealing jewels.

Right. Well, I move
pretty quick,

but if these Batwheels
can keep up,

they're welcome to tag along.

I'll even teach them
some tricks

to use their speed
to the speediest.

Alert, there are now five more
robberies in progress.

I'm directing the Batwheels
to split up and pursue.

Which one would you like to...

Flash?

[sighing] Superheroes.

Let's peel out.

[thrilling music playing]

[both yowling, squabbling]

[metal clangs]

[engine revving]

[tires screech]

-[both meow]
-[tires squeal]

[meowing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[meowing]

[meows]

-[crash]
-[cat yowls]

-[crash]
-[meows]

[meows]

-[engine accelerates]
-[tires screech]

[meows]

[tires screech]

[thrilling music playing]

[meows, echoes]

[wires twang]

[meowing]

[growls softly]

[both yowl]

Did you see that?

Like lightning!

He's so fast!

Yeah, but why are
all these cats stealing stuff?

What does it matter?
We can stop them

with the new speed tricks
Flash showed us.

[engine roars]

[intriguing music playing]

[yowling]

Oh, Miss Kitka!

I thought even the Flash

couldn't stop
my criminal kitties

if I sent them all over town
at the same time.

But he
and those busybody Bat-cars

have shut down my scheme, meow.

[yowls]

Of course I can handle this,
Miss Kitka.

A cat may have nine lives,

but Catwoman has nine plans
for every crime.

[chuckling]

[engine purring]

[triumphant music playing]

[meows]

When will you felonious felines
realize crime doesn't pay...

Oh, no.

-[thud]
-[Miss Kitka chuckles]

[Flash snoring]

Mmm. Sweet dreams, Flash.

Thanks to my Cat-Nap spray,
you'll sleep the night away...

[chuckles] ...while I get back
to my cat crime-wave.

[laughs] Meow!

[suspenseful music playing]

Batwheels,
we're getting reports

of more cat crimes in progress.

-And they're everywhere.
-Whoa.

Should we try to find the Flash
to help us?

Well, he taught us
all those great speed tricks.

-We can handle this.
-[tires squeal]

Let's roll.

[thrilling music playing]

Huh?

[wire twangs]

-[groans]
-[metal scraping]

Whoa!

[sighs]

[cats meow]

What?

Stop!

[sighs] This isn't working.

Yeah, even with
the Flash's speed tricks,

we can't catch them all.

Speed tricks are great,
but we have tricks of our own.

BC, the map.

[gasps] The red dots...

They make the shape
of a cat's face!

All that's missing
are the eyes.

Could that be where
the next robberies

will take place?

Only one way to find out.

My sensors show someone
is locked inside the vault.

[tires squealing]

-[snoring]
-[Bibi] The Flash!

[gasps]

Don't know how you found me...
[sighs] but thanks.

Catwoman's behind
these robberies,

and she's got more planned.

We better split up and...

Whoa. A cat's face?

Wait a microsecond.

Are you trying to show me

there's a pattern
to the robberies?

And that eye is where
Catwoman's gonna strike next!

Batwheels, you're geniuses!

[guard snoring]

Now, this is more like it.

-With those Bat-cars chasing...
-[glass breaks]

...my cat crooks all over town,

I'm free to burgle this beauty.

[Miss Kitka squeals]

[gasps]

And I'll take it back.

Thanks to the quick thinking
of my Batwheel buddies,

case closed.

Is it? [laughs]

[cat meows]

Whoa! Wh-Where... What?

[Miss Kitka snickers]

[chuckles] Meow.
Fly, my kitties!

[energizing music playing]

Stopping three cars is a lot,
even for me.

Let's see what tricks
you Batwheels have

up your wheel-wells.

♪ You may not keep up
With the Flash's super-speed ♪

♪ What's the use to even try? ♪

♪ That's okay ♪

♪ There's no replacing
What you bring ♪

♪ That special something
Deep inside ♪

♪ Take it from me ♪

♪ We've all got superpowers ♪

♪ Take it from me ♪

♪ Together
We're Batwheels strong ♪

♪ Take it from me ♪

♪ The hero of the hour ♪

♪ Take it from me ♪

♪ Was you all along ♪

Catwoman, you'll be
unhappy to hear

we just returned
all your stolen jewels...

at super-speed.

What, Flash? I can't hear you.

Come a little closer. [purrs]

I said--

[wheels whirring]

Oh, cat-naps.

-[snoring]
-[thud]

Wow, you learned
my speed trick well, Bat-bike.

But I gotta say thanks,

'cause I learned a lot
of Bat-tricks from you all.

Now, who wants to race?

[Batwheels scramble,
accelerate]

Hey! [laughs]

Running off is my trick.

[triumphant music playing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

-♪ Batwheels ♪
-♪ Hop in the back ♪